Big Boob Friday™

Hello.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday, nice person.

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This song has a lifespan of maybe 12 listens and then it will be annoying.  The lyrics are pretty funny but the video is lame.  Four out of five dentists recommend that you crank it.

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Vodpod videos no longer available.

Thank you to everyone that filled in for me the last six weeks or so.  It’s pretty interesting that Jewstin and the chicks all tied for best BBF.  You all go buy yourself something nice.

Your model for today is making her debut on this esteemed page.  It’s probably the best day of her life.

She likes to get inked and also make educational films that are totally safe for work if you work for a crack whore. She was born a poor cracker in Bay City, Michigan on December 13, 1985. She’s 5’8″, weighs a feathery 134 lbs and her locker combination is 36DD-26-36.

Please stop seeing what the biggest fruit you can shove up your ass is and give a warm welcome to your model for today, Friday, July 22, 2011, Bella Blaze!!  YAAAAAAAAY!!!

She has a website here if you’re over 18.

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Let’s learn some shit.  On this day…

*  in 1796, Cleveland, Ohio was founded by General Moses Steamer.  HELLO CLEVELAND!!

*  in 1890, liberal clown car Rose Kennedy was born.

*  in 1908, Amy Vanderbilt, author of the “Complete Book of Etiquette” was born.

*  in 1918, lightning killed 504 sheep in Utah’s Wasatch National Park.  MCPO’s sex life hardest hit.

in 1921, William Roth IRA (Sen-R-Del) was born.

in 1923, Robert Dole (Sen-R-Ks) was born.  Holy shit he was a terrible candidate.

*  in 1934, John Dillinger was shot dead at the Biograph Theater in Chicago.

*  in 1940, Alex Trebek was born in Ontario.  I didn’t know he was Canadian.  What is “America’s Hat”?

*  in 1947, both Albert Brooks and Don Henley were born.

*  in 1955, good actor and weird guy Willem Dafoe was born.

*  in 1984, Kathy Whitworth won a record 85th pro golf tournament.

Fin.

I finally get most of a weekend to fuck off and do nothing so I’m looking forward to that.  What are your plans for the weekend?  Please tell us all about it in the comments because that’s very interesting.

I plan on drinking a pot of coffee, putting on a bunch of wool sweaters and going jogging all weekend.

Cheers!

Bella has a nice mane.

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Skirting the no-nipple rule since March 2009.

526 Comments

  1. Is it possible? Why, yes it is!!! BOOBS!!!!

  2. Friday and boobs. Is there a better combination?

    I think not.

  3. link fail like a mofo on her website btw!

  4. She has some biguns. So the town that Peel/Will live in made number 5 in the 10 best towns for families. They are 10 minutes up the road from me and now Jewstin

  5. I think she needs a bigger bikini top

  6. ahhh, back to the ugly chicks, I see.

    Well, good to have you back anyway, Rosie.

  7. My weekend is pretty wide open. So I’m going to try to run 500 miles and then beat my kids.

  8. I think she needs a bigger bikini top

    I think she needs a bigger bag over her head too.

  9. Ahhhh. That’s better. My day is now complete.

  10. I think she needs a bigger bikini top

    WHAT!!?!

    Burn the heretic!!

  11. Also, I’ll try to finish the book I’m reading – but not really enjoying. Ugh. Stupid New Year’s resolution.

  12. seriously, this is the worst BBF poat ever.

    Did MCPO help you with this?

  13. link fail like a mofo on her website btw!

    Hahahahaha. It’s a link with win shooting out of its Beck-hole.

  14. ahhh, back to the ugly chicks, I see.

    You’re record of being incorrect about everything remains in tact. Well done.

    Well, good to have you back anyway, Rosie.

    Thanks Richard. I’m glad things are getting back to normal around here.

  15. The latest pearl of wisdom that will get you banned by Wiser is…

    That made me Lulz is my skort.

  16. Manlesbo, you can be damned funny at times, but your choice in bbf models is almost as disappointing as it had to be for your wife the first time she saw you naked. I’ve seen dryer lint that’s sexier than this alien from Whorion’s Belt.

  17. Everyone should spend the 8 minutes to listen to all of Stranglehold.

    That song has big brass balls, unlike Jay in Ames.

  18. Manlesbo, you can be damned funny at times, but your choice in bbf models is almost as disappointing as it had to be for your wife the first time she saw you naked. I’ve seen dryer lint that’s sexier than this alien from Whorion’s Belt.

    You don’t like her because she doesn’t have a giant cock.

  19. You don’t like her because she doesn’t have a giant cock.

    Actually, I’m guessing she does. Woof!

  20. Just went to change into my running clothes … came out and now it’s POURING rain.

  21. How about the cheesecake photo of Trebek?

    I’ll take Worst Gay Porn Stars for $1,000, Alex.

  22. Just went to change into my running clothes … came out and now it’s POURING rain.

    No way!

  23. Actually, I’m guessing she does. Woof!

    Hahahahaha.

    I can’t wait to kill you.

  24. Just went to change into my running clothes … came out and now it’s POURING rain.

    Wet t-shirt!

  25. Mac OSX Lion is da bomb.

    Carry on.

  26. That song has big brass balls, unlike Jay in Ames.

    Moving, Rosetta? http://www.rufkm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Truck-Balls1.jpg

  27. wisers’ baby sitter and dominatrix were arrested:
    http://tinyurl.com/3uozyev

  28. You’re record of being incorrect about everything remains in tact. Well done.

    Tact is something I’ve never been accused of having.

  29. >> Mac OSX Lion is da bomb

    Can it be installed without media, online?

    If not, then fuckit. 10.6 was a PITA

  30. Mmmmmmmmmmm cheesecake

  31. Just went to change into my running clothes … came out and now it’s POURING rain.

    Wet t-shirt!

    SKIN TO WIN! SKIN TO WIN!

    /mullet

  32. Moving, Rosetta? http://www.rufkm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Truck-Balls1.jpg

    I’m going to ask you some questions. You just nod or shake your head.

    Have you ever rubbed a goat’s weezer?

  33. wisers’ baby sitter and dominatrix were arrested..

    You know, there’s something to be said for immediate execution in the public square. Matter of fact, when courthouses replaced the public squares, society started to go down hill in a hurry.

    Who’s up for a witch hunt? We can start with Rosetta’s bbf model.

  34. *peeks in* hiya everybody

  35. I remember when my mom gave me cocaine when I was 10 months old.

    I learned my ABC’s in like an hour.

  36. Mheh.

    I guess I missed the Trebek pic.

    No, reallty. That’s ok. I don’t need to see it.

  37. Can it be installed without media, online?

    It’s the only way you can get it.

  38. Who’s up for a witch hunt? We can start with Rosetta’s bbf model.

    MOM!! COMPOS IS A FAGGOT!!

  39. Just walked into the bathroom in my building and I hear this coming from the stall… “hhhnnnnnnnn, Oh God!”

    Either the guy just delivered a surprise love child or he had BBQ for lunch! Either way, my speedy escape caused me to hit my funny bone on the door jamb to which I yelled, “shit!” and I heard a faint…”I’m trying..”

    The tears are just now drying!

  40. GML – I don’t even care if that story is true. . . it’s damned funny!

  41. Have you ever rubbed a goat’s weezer?

    PJM wouldn’t let me, said the goat was traumatized from your last visit.

  42. Just walked into the bathroom in my building and I hear this coming from the stall… “hhhnnnnnnnn, Oh God!”

    hahahahaha!

    Yeah, I’ve had a couple of those when I had to keep backing it up and ramming it forward into the castle door. I was a champ though. Fought through the sweat and the tears and was able to get through it without an epidural or an episiotomy.

  43. Check out the first photo — it looks like she has hair under her arm.

  44. That’s an instant classic, GMLand. Put it in the same place as the compos epic. Same subject matter, after all.

  45. Check out the first photo — it looks like she has hair under her arm.

    Misplaced merkin.

  46. Again, lippy is looking at the big boob chicks WAY to closely.

    At least this week it’s not pubes.

  47. MOM!! COMPOS IS A FAGGOT!!

    And this is news to who, exactly?

  48. Either the guy just delivered a surprise love child or he had BBQ for lunch! Either way, my speedy escape caused me to hit my funny bone on the door jamb to which I yelled, “shit!” and I heard a faint…”I’m trying..”

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  49. And this is news to who, exactly?

    That should be “to whom”.

    C –

  50. MOM, ROSETTA IS IMITATING HOTSPUR!

  51. Again, lippy is looking at the big boob chicks WAY to closely.

    I always try to find something to ruin it for the guys. It’s what I do.

  52. Well. Ok then.

    Carry on.

  53. What’s the difference between Hotspur drinking chardonnay and a 500-man lemon party?

  54. Lippy, may I shoot an apple off your head with my bow and arrow?

  55. What’s the difference between Hotspur drinking chardonnay and a 500-man lemon party?
    ———————————–
    6.5 bullwhips.

  56. new header worthy of note

  57. MJ, how many crack rocks have you smoked today?

    Round to the nearest dozen.

  58. What’s the difference between Hotspur drinking chardonnay and a 500-man lemon party?

    There is less appearance of a flaming queen at the lemon party.

  59. I always try to find something to ruin it for the guys.

    No worries, Lippy. There’s not a hell of lot there that isn’t already ruining it for us guys, starting with her absolutely hideous face.

  60. new header worthy of note

    Ha. Nicely done.

    On a related note, Mark Steyn is starting to grow on me as Rush’s eventual replacement.

    He’s a funny motherfucker.

  61. Ha. Nicely done.

    I got the idea from Cicero at Ace’s and thought “What the hell, that might be funny.”

  62. Rosetta – How many times have you re-stacked the 39 cases of Pampers in the basement today?

  63. There is less appearance of a flaming queen at the lemon party.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    I was going to say that the 500 guys at the lemon party don’t drink chardonnay because it’s so gay but your answer is funnier.

  64. >> Mac OSX Lion is da bomb

    I was going to ask you if you had upgraded. I upgraded the mini last night and the daughter’s MacBook Pro in on tonight’s agenda.

    Oh, and guess who just got the shipment confirmation on his new MacBook Air?

    *points thumbs at chest*

  65. >> On a related note, Mark Steyn is starting to grow on me as Rush’s eventual replacement.

    I wish Rush would pull the trigger on that.

  66. I’m sitting in the dark listening to Earth, Wind and Fire. . . trying not to die from heat stroke today.

  67. Rosetta – How many times have you re-stacked the 39 cases of Pampers in the basement today?

    We only have one cloth diaper. I figure we can just wash that one every week or so as necessary.

  68. I wish Rush would pull the trigger on that.

    No shit. I’ve never hated tea so much in my life.

  69. MJ, how many crack rocks have you smoked today?
    ———————
    Why, you got any?

  70. We only have one cloth diaper. I figure we can just wash that one every week or so as necessary.

    Just remember, you can’t wear it to bed. http://www.cloth-diapers-made-easy.com/the-no-sew-tshirt-diaper.html

  71. I got the idea from Cicero at Ace’s and thought “What the hell, that might be funny.”

    Are you telling me that was an original creation?

  72. We only have one cloth diaper. I figure we can just wash that one every week or so as necessary.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

    *remembers the 2 week experiment with cloth diapers.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  73. I need to get one of these. It would annoy the shit out of the libs around here.

  74. Why, you got any?

    Maybe. Let’s smoke crack and talk about the best cover bands ever.

  75. We hit 102 today.

  76. Are you telling me that was an original creation?

    yes, I made it.

  77. We only have one cloth diaper. I figure we can just wash that one every week or so as necessary.

    From what it sounds like, the kid’s gonna be huge, so yours might fit him pretty well also.

  78. Andy, that Coexist is the best.

    Stupid fucking hippies.

  79. Four nuns go to confession — Lipstick, Sohos, Car in, and MCPO Airdale.

    Lipstick nervously walks into the booth and closes the door. The priest slides open the window and Lipstick says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession.”

    The priest replies, “Please confess your sins.”

    “Father, I gave into temptation and touched the tip of a man’s penis.”

    The priest replies, “Go out and dip your finger in holy water then say an Act of Contrition .”

    Lipstick leaves the confessional and the others watch as she dips her finger in holy water then kneels in a pew to pray.

    Sohos gives a sign of the cross then enters the booth and closes the door. The priest slides open the window and Sohos says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession.”

    The priest replies, “Please confess your sins.”

    “Father, I gave into temptation and stroked a man’s penis.”

    The priest replies, “Go out and wash your offending hand in holy water then say an Act of Contrition and four Hail Mary’s .”

    Sohos leaves the confessional and the others watch as she washes her hand in holy water then kneels in a pew to pray.

    As the priest is waiting for the next person to enter the confessional, he hears a scuffle then a loud commotion going on outside. He opens the door to find Car in and MCPO Airdale pushing, shoving, pulling hair, and cursing at each other.

    “What in the name of all that’s holy is going on here??” he exclaims.

    Car in says, “She’s trying to cut in line!” Before the priest can say anything, MCPO cries, “I was trying to get to confession before she does, because I’ll be damned if I’m going to gargle with that holy water after she puts her ass in it!”

  80. yes, I made it.

    Wow, nice job. That’s pretty funny.

  81. I need to get one of these. It would annoy the shit out of the libs around here.

    It would be great when they came up to you, and said “nice bumper sticker”. You would get to say “look closer” and watch their face change as understanding washed over them.

  82. Are people potheads in the NE or just hippies in name only?

  83. yes, I made it.

    You should trademark the shit out of that and sell t-shirts and bumper stickers online.

    I would buy a dozen of those t-shirts and make them into cloth diapers if I didn’t already have a bunch of diapers made of the Koran.

  84. The official state flower of Massachusetts: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/2762205315_6445ddde56.jpg

  85. Car in says, “She’s trying to cut in line!” Before the priest can say anything, MCPO cries, “I was trying to get to confession before she does, because I’ll be damned if I’m going to gargle with that holy water after she puts her ass in it!”

    Then what happened?

  86. >> Are people potheads in the NE or just hippies in name only?

    Well, given the fact that Mrs. Andy was at a party the other night at one of her friend’s houses, and said friend whipped out a bong and fired it up … I’m gonna go with potheads.

  87. Then what happened?

    I hate you.

  88. From what it sounds like, the kid’s gonna be huge, so yours might fit him pretty well also.

    I’m big boned you motherfucker.

  89. You should trademark the shit out of that and sell t-shirts and bumper stickers online.

    Anybody know how I can get in touch with s.weasel?

    I put the blog address on it, so if anyone takes it, they know where it came from.

  90. >> Anybody know how I can get in touch with s.weasel?

    Duh! http://www.sweasel.com

  91. I hate you.

    L to R: Heidi Klum, Rosetta, compos

    http://tinyurl.com/3do538y

  92. I put the blog address on it, so if anyone takes it, they know where it came from.

    I’m wasn’t kidding. It’s a brilliant idea and you should do something with it.

  93. Is it that the joke is older than Chief, or none of you asshammers has a sense of humor?

    Headed to a baseball game. Hope all of you chicks and dicks have a great weekend. Well, most of you anyway.

  94. Rosetta! What is Floyd licking right now?

  95. That joke reminded me of that one time Rosetta said something funny. It took me back for sure. Thanks for the memories Compos!

  96. Have fun at the ballgame, compos.

    Don’t forget to wear all black clothing and not drink any water.

  97. Don’t forget to wear all black clothing and not drink any water.

    If you have a sandwich, make sure you pick the mayo bottle that’s been out in the sun the longest.

  98. Rosetta! What is Floyd licking right now?

    Mrs Rosetta had a pregnant chick massage today so he’s been licking the massage oil off her legs.

    Good pig.

  99. >> Then what happened?

    and then it rained.

  100. GMLand, what t-shirt are you wearing right now?

    http://tinyurl.com/25nxa4l

    Good call.

  101. Mrs MJ won’t let me get a bulldog when my current dog wears out. Booooooo!

  102. Dave, what’s the temp where you are right now?

    Round to the nearest trillion.

  103. The TiFWs have tixx to go see “Captain America” in 3-D at the local Movie Tavern this evening…..

  104. The TiFWs have tixx to go see “Captain America” in 3-D at the local Movie Tavern this evening…..
    ———————-
    Excellent. I have a long date with the couch.

  105. Mrs MJ won’t let me get a bulldog when my current dog wears out. Booooooo!

    That’s BULLSHIT!!

    What if the bulldog comes with a new vacuum cleaner, a new iron and a new skillet?

    Ask her that and then report back.

  106. Compos?????

    http://fwd4.me/07KB

  107. I had meetings today, so I had to dress up…

  108. A visualization of the National Debt™

    http://www.wtfnoway.com/

  109. J’Ames must have a date tonight!

    http://fwd4.me/07KD

  110. Teresa, please write a review of Captain America after you’ve seen it.

    I’ve read that there’s hippie bullshit in it.

  111. Compos?????

    http://fwd4.me/07KB

    Hahahahaha. There are 13 bullies out of the picture waiting to kick that kid’s ass.

  112. I had meetings today, so I had to dress up…

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/bustedtees3ab6452572da6329dffadffd9eed4924.gif

    HAHAHAHAHA!! Excellent.

  113. (L to R) MJ, Harry Reid, Teh iWon

    http://fwd4.me/07KF

  114. I’m wasn’t kidding. It’s a brilliant idea and you should do something with it.

    Here, go buy shit.

    http://www.cafepress.com/wiserbud

  115. Just walked to the train station.

    Holy fuck is it hot here! I thought I left this shit in Dallas.

  116. A visualization of the National Debt™

    http://www.wtfnoway.com/

    That is awesome in a very, very disturbing way.

  117. I see Rosetta finally bought that shotgun. Nice choice on the Remington, my friend!

    http://fwd4.me/07KG

  118. I put this in there just for Cyn

    http://www.cafepress.com/wiserbud.558048596

  119. Here, go buy shit.

    http://www.cafepress.com/wiserbud

    I bought 14 wall clocks. How come there are no clit rings?

  120. $8.99 for a thong is pretty cheap.

    How many kids in China have to die in a sweatshop to make that?

  121. I see Rosetta finally bought that shotgun. Nice choice on the Remington, my friend!

    http://fwd4.me/07KG

    Hahahahahahaha.

    Worst super hero ever.

  122. How many kids in China have to die in a sweatshop to make that?

    not enough. It’s still too expensive.

  123. How come there are no clit rings?

    hmmmmm………

    *googles Cuntypricks.com

  124. How many kids in China have to die in a sweatshop to make that?

    Did you notice all the stuff for babies????

    Huh?

    Didya??

    *wink wink

  125. Someone make sure Car In notices that I’m also selling iPad cases.

    Yannow, just in case she wants to buy one as a gift for someone.

  126. Did you notice all the stuff for babies????

    Huh?

    Didya??

    *wink wink

    Junior can buy his own clothes when he gets a fucking job.

    Lazy.

  127. Bewbs finally landed I see. Good job Rosarita, if you like trannies.

  128. Bewbs finally landed I see. Good job Rosarita, if you like trannies.

    Do you have a degree in economics?

  129. She looks like Casey Anthony in the pink bikini pic.

  130. Someone make sure Car In notices that I’m also selling iPad cases.

    Hahahahahaha.

    If I get her for this year’s secret Santa, I’m buying her 5 iPad cases.

  131. Cyn has a degree in ergonomics.

  132. A mööslim bit my sister once.
    Posted by: Sven Hussein Norgesson

  133. I have a degree in gymnastics, thank you.
    With honors.

  134. This debt ceiling bullshit is fucking outrageous.

    http://tinyurl.com/35rhgg3

    If our side agrees to this plan, I’m moving to Chad.

  135. I have a degree in gymnastics, thank you.
    With honors.

    – – – – –

    I have about 45 degrees after that comment!

  136. I have a degree in gymnastics, thank you.
    With honors.

    Do you have a newsletter? With pictures?

  137. Rosie:

    http://www.cafepress.com/wiserbud.558058545

  138. A mööslim bit my sister once.
    Posted by: Sven Hussein Norgesson

    Heh, TiF, I saw that comment at Ace’s and cracked up.

  139. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is Kimberly Grillfoil?

    I would like to wrestle her.

  140. Are you watching The Five Rosetta? Are you still hot for Bob Beckel?

  141. Rosie:

    http://www.cafepress.com/wiserbud.558058545

    That looks nothing like me.

  142. That looks nothing like me.

    well, not in this light anyway……

  143. HAHAHA! Great thong! Thanks wiserbuns!

  144. Are you watching The Five Rosetta?

    I am. Kimberly needs to not wear those fake eyelashes. Those things are longer than Cyn’s list of one night stands.

    Are you still hot for Bob Beckel?

    I like chicks, jackass.

  145. HAHAHA! Great thong! Thanks wiserbuns!

    It’th got a nithe beat and I can danthe to it.

    I give it a thixty-theven.

  146. Cyn, do you have any tattoos?

  147. Kimberly Gilfoyl looks like a Gelfling

  148. Those things are longer than Cyn’s list of one night stands.

    Bullshit!

    Oh, wait; you mean stacked end-on-end.

    Carry on.

  149. Cyn, do you have any tattoos?

    Not that I noticed……

  150. Kimberly Gilfoyl looks like a Gelfling

    If her eyelashes were any longer, low flying aircraft would get caught in them.

  151. Cyn, do you have any tattoos?

    Just the one, but when I release him from the basement, he keeps screaming about some goddamned plane.

    Midgets are highly over-rated.

  152. Cyn, how is your son?

  153. Not that I noticed……

    And did I mention that you were doing it wrong?!?

  154. Not that I noticed……

    Do you have a degree in Interpersonal Relationships?

  155. He’s doing much better with the antibiotics; thank you for remembering and asking Sohos! 😀

    Any good word on Count this afternoon/evening?

  156. >> Dave, what’s the temp where you are right now?

    2 trillion.

    Or 101. Bout the same as St. Louis. Ohio. Pennsylvania. Connecticut. Boston.

    It’s no coincidence that the worst Ministry of Love torture room in Orwell’s 1984 was Room 101.

    MCPO’s worst fear is running out of epsom salts. There are no epsom salts in Room 101.

  157. I saw Captain America this afternoon … at a 2:00 pm matinee that was crampacked. This movie is going to do HUGE box office. It was AWESOME!!!

  158. Just the one, but when I release him from the basement, he keeps screaming about some goddamned plane.

    http://tinyurl.com/2arsnna

  159. What’s going on with Cynson and Count??

  160. **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “plasma trail”

    http://tinyurl.com/3sjgqo5

  161. Clint, was there hippie bullshit in the movie or have I been misinformed?

  162. And did I mention that you were doing it wrong?!?

    Did I mention whether i cared or not?

  163. **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “plasma trail”

    http://tinyurl.com/3sjgqo5

    *achieves momentary weightlessness OMGZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

  164. How are you doing Hot Rocket?

  165. You want the polite answer or the truth?

  166. You want the polite answer or the truth?

    Lay it on me sister. I’ll give you big bald man love if you need it.

  167. I hate you guys so very much.

  168. k, I gotta go, but I will be back soon, as tonight, I am drinking double and feeling single.

  169. The doctor came in and said that his culture came back with E Coli so he switched his antibiotics and said he should start feeling better by tomorrow. He is still only allowed ice chips and small sips of water but they will start him on broth tomorrow.

  170. I hate you guys so very much.

    ‘k, yer gonna need to be more specific……

  171. Heh, TiF, I saw that comment at Ace’s and cracked up.

    That’s where I copied it from (hence the italics – didn’t want to claim I wrote it)…..

  172. I saw a coyote out on my run just now. Crossed the road about 35 feet in front of me. Couldn’t believe it.

    and then I found $20

  173. I hate you guys so very much.

    Hahahahaha. This is the best family ever.

    *tackles Car In, performs emergency wedgie*

  174. The doctor came in and said that his culture came back with E Coli so he switched his antibiotics and said he should start feeling better by tomorrow. He is still only allowed ice chips and small sips of water but they will start him on broth tomorrow.

    Good to hear that he has got the smart doctors, Sohos.

    Give him my best wishes for a speedy recovery

    And ask him if he wants to buy a shirt.

  175. Rosetta, I’m not sure where you heard there was “hippy shit” in Captain American, but that’s bullshit.

  176. That’s the difference between you and Rick Perry – when he encountered a coyote on his run, he blasted that guy to Coyote Heaven…..

  177. Someone make sure Car In notices that I’m also selling iPad cases.

    Hahahahahaha.

    If I get her for this year’s secret Santa, I’m buying her 5 iPad cases.

    Ha.
    Ha.
    Ha.
    Very funny.

    /runs to room crying, slams the door, turns up AC/DC to eleven.

  178. Ha.
    Ha.
    Ha.
    Very funny.

    *snicker*

    Honey, I ain’t got an iPhone, so yer complaining to the wrong person here…..

  179. I have been through two weeks of taking apart my experiment to see what worked and what didn’t. Got some management goobers to come looky-loo today, and I was on my feet WAY too much. I am utterly exhausted, my heart is saying “WTF? It’s too hot for this shit”, and so it’s pizza for dinner tonight. Still, it’s been a kick-ass time, and a couple of the other investigators said some nice things in front of the bosses, and not just about my tits.

  180. Holy crap! Count has E Coli?? How the hell did that happen?

  181. Rosie, Counts’ appendix burst and we have been in hospital since Tuesday evening

  182. And Rosetta, buy your tickets now. Once word of mouth gets out about it, you’ll be lucky to walk up and just buy a ticket for awhile.

    I wish this fucked up comment thingee would allow me to see what the hell I’m typing.

  183. Rosetta, I’m not sure where you heard there was “hippy shit” in Captain American, but that’s bullshit.

    I read on TittyWeb a while ago that they were trying to downplay the “America” part of Captain America to appeal to the foreign box office.

    I figured since I read it on the internet that it was true.

    I’m glad to hear it’s not the case.

  184. Good lord it sucks to watch some of your best friends move away.

    *wrings out hankie and begins snorting vodka straight*

  185. Holy crap! Count has E Coli?? How the hell did that happen?

    When your appendix bursts, all kinds of nasty stuff comes tumbling out…..

  186. Clint, we ordered our tixx online this afternoon – I seriously doubt there will be any tickets left by the time we get to the theater (it’s fairly small to begin with).

    I love modern technology…..

  187. Rosetta, it was EXTREMELY patriotic.

  188. E. Coli is not as fun as Erica Campbell, or so I’ve heard.

  189. I have been through two weeks of taking apart my experiment to see what worked and what didn’t. Got some management goobers to come looky-loo today, and I was on my feet WAY too much. I am utterly exhausted, my heart is saying “WTF? It’s too hot for this shit”, and so it’s pizza for dinner tonight. Still, it’s been a kick-ass time, and a couple of the other investigators said some nice things in front of the bosses, and not just about my tits.

    (A) Take care of your heart or I will kill you

    (B) Buy some fucking comfortable shoes

    (C) I hope you get deserved kudos for your experiment. Even from management goobers.

    (D) No one is ever disappointed with pizza for dinner

    (E) Nice tits

  190. so long cool kids. Have a great weekend, don’t go all hari kari while I’m gone…

  191. Chillaxing in the ghetto bar, ho bags.

  192. Rosetta, it was EXTREMELY patriotic.

    No shit! Well excellent.

    Stupid internet.

  193. Captain America was filmed in England.
    http://is.gd/EwpJvV

    Glad it turned out good anyway.

  194. Rosetta, you’re not the only one who thought Hollywood would find a way to make Captain America a socialist gun-grabber.

    And thanks, big guy. **smooch**

  195. Rosie, Counts’ appendix burst and we have been in hospital since Tuesday evening

    Crap! I hate to hear that. Thank God he’s in the horsespital and getting taken care of.

    I don’t know if E Coli is as bad as I think it is but I hope his ass gets well soon.

  196. Are yall listening to Barry bitch about the Republicans?

  197. Rosetta, you’re not the only one who thought Hollywood would find a way to make Captain America a socialist gun-grabber.

    And thanks, big guy. **smooch**

    *smoooooooooooooooooooooooch*

  198. Obama is such a bitchy little girl:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/07/22/breaking-boehner-walks-out/

  199. Cyn, they are still there?

    You should go over for some sho

  200. I’m picking answer E.

  201. ts.

  202. Roamy – what Rosetta said….. (Mr. TiFW agrees with #5)

  203. I don’t think Obama gets this because he’s a fucking idiot but if our debt gets downgraded, he will officially go down in history as the worst fucking president in the history of the country.

    The whore media and all the smelly liberal hippie professors won’t be able to spin that shit.

    He’s like a kid threatening his parents that if he doesn’t get cake for dinner he’s going to go play in traffic.

    Fucking dumbass.

  204. If you’re going to disrespect our president like that, I’m going to put on my pants and leave.

  205. Hussein Obama on TV blaming the House?! Fuck you! They passed a budget! Take it or leave it! As you said in 2009, “Elections have consequences.” and “I won.”

  206. Comment by scott on July 22, 2011 6:22 pm

    ts.

    Worst comment ever.

  207. http://tinyurl.com/3f6m3au

    hmmm

  208. If you’re going to disrespect our president like that, I’m going to put on my pants and leave.

    Like you own pants.

  209. .

  210. Well, they’re not technically mine.

  211. Obama is so in over his head, it’s unbelievable.

    Everyone that voted for him needs their fucking skull bashed in with a tire iron.

  212. Shots would have been great Scott, but they and the moving van have rolled away. At least we got in a few good drinks and laughs last night.

  213. Comment by jam2 on July 22, 2011 6:33 pm

    .

    Good point, jam.

  214. HEY!!!!

    WHO TOOK DOWN MY HEADER?!?!?!?!?!

    I GOT SHIT TO SELL, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!

  215. Jam puts down some deep shiite!

  216. Everyone that voted for him needs their fucking skull bashed in with a tire iron.

    I am very interested in your writings and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  217. The GOP wants to kill Jerry’s kids?

    THOSE BASTARDS!!

  218. Wiser, I’m not buying your shit.

  219. WHO TOOK DOWN MY HEADER?!?!?!?!?!

    Header Wars.

    {{shudders}}

  220. Wiser, I’m not buying your shit.

    Well, how about a nice iPad cover then?

  221. *sends Hotspur a wall clock*

    Hey Hotspur, how’s Hotbride?

  222. my last 30 minutes of deep cogitation…. and the period is the only thing this fucking site accepts…..

    what the hell?

  223. Cyn, do you give good header?

  224. “I GOT SHIT TO SELL, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!”

    wiser… just got a call from the whitehouse…. they wanted your contact info so as to make an offer on the steam off your shit….

    they need something for their next presser

  225. my last 30 minutes of deep cogitation…. and the period is the only thing this fucking site accepts…..

    Are you there God? It’s Me Jam.

  226. Cyn, do you give good header?

    Yeah, but not as good as Wiser or Dave.

  227. they need something for their next presser

    Certainly couldn’t be any worse than the shit sandwiches they are trying to peddle now.

    Fucking Obama and his team are so stupid they think they can get away with blaming this on the Right just like CLinton did. Too bad they don’t realize that it’s a different world now and we are not limited to the MSM for getting the story.

  228. HotBride is busier than a cat covering up shit in a sandbox.

    It’s summer, but she’s coming home on Sunday. I might give her a rub down.

  229. It’s summer, but she’s coming home on Sunday. I might give her a rub down.

    THAT’S MY JOB!!!

    I look forward to hanging out with her again. She’s a fun chickadee.

  230. Are you there God? It’s Me Jam.

    HAHAHA! Rosetta finally got his period.

  231. >> Yeah, but not as good as Wiser or Dave.

    There’s a $20 bill in Michael’s wallet that says “YOU LIE”

  232. I can’t believe Al Sharpton has a show on MSNBC.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  233. Certainly couldn’t be any worse than the shit sandwiches they are trying to peddle now.

    I was infuriated watching that bullshit. The only thing I can relate it to is a whinging Ensign trying to tell me why it’s not his fault that the eval didn’t get to the XO on time when they’ve been sitting in his “In Basket” for months.

    Shut the Fuck Up, you incompetent weasel!

  234. Funny – he doesn’t LOOK “Nordic”…..

  235. HAHAHA! Rosetta finally got his period.

    *doesn’t know what’s happening to my body*

    *runs to bedroom, slams door*

  236. John Boner has cut off communications with dumb dumb…

    heh… a Congressional Bobbit

  237. Speaking of hanging out, are we having a meatup in October?

    You fuckers better not exclude me.

  238. There’s a $20 bill in Michael’s wallet that says “YOU LIE”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    **kicks self again for not having camera

  239. I’ve gone back and forth on whether or not I like Boehner and if he has the spine for the job.

    Today is one of those days where I think the answer is a qualified yes.

    We’ll see what he says in 15 minutes at his press conference but to walk away from that insolent douche and try to work directly with the Senate is a ballsy (and good) call.

  240. don’t run with sticks….
    or negotiate with a marxist President….
    a lesson from Rosetta
    http://tinyurl.com/3f6m3au

  241. don’t run with sticks….
    or negotiate with a marxist President….
    a lesson from Rosetta
    http://tinyurl.com/3f6m3au

    Has anyone seen my cane?

  242. Now HERE he looks Nordic…..

  243. I can’t wait til Boner squares him up

  244. Has anyone seen my cane?

    How about a NSF Viewing By Anyone Warning?!?

  245. Boehner square him up? I’d like to see it, but I’m not holding out high hopes.

    Here’s to my being wrong!

  246. Now do you guys believe in global warming?

  247. I really hope you’re wrong too Jay; I’d really like to see Boehner look right into the cameras and say Fuck You Mr. President.

  248. Speaking of hanging out, are we having a meatup in October?

    You fuckers better not exclude me.

    Yea, details are over at H5.

    Oops. Hotspur wasn’t to know, was he?
    Someone delete this comment for me.

  249. I’m wrong! I’m wrong! I’m so happy!

    Lower taxes, broader base! He gets it!

  250. That was an extremely disturbing pic of Alex Trebek, Rosetta. You get that from Sean?

  251. What did I miss? What did bama say?

  252. Boehner is on now, Car in. He’s not caving.

    Throwing the “higher revenues” back in Bammy’s whiny face.

  253. “I’ve gone back and forth on whether or not I like Boehner and if he has the spine for the job.”

    answer:
    http://tinyurl.com/3wrrwma

  254. I can’t believe I wasted 10 minutes of my life reading all your comments.

    Someone beer me, please.

  255. It could be worse, xbrad. You could have to read your own comments.

    Feel our pain.

  256. Yay! They brought Count a tray w/chicken broth, and jello. He was so happy!!!

  257. Precedent demands more money!

  258. Good for count! Here’s to his continued improvement.

    I better get to work, I’m late. See ya!

  259. xbrads beer trick

    http://tinyurl.com/3bbnl3h

  260. **puts J’ames on the “Feed corpse to Floyd” list**

  261. Open Bar tonight Hostages. On me.

  262. w00t!!!!!!!

  263. WoooHoooo!

    Is there any 18 y/o single malt?

  264. **puts J’ames on the “Feed corpse to Floyd” list**

    **moves upwind

  265. Just for you Chief!

  266. *blows kisses at Roamy while his other hand cups Cyn’s buns*

    Thanks, Darlin’!

  267. Cyn;
    3.0 or bust

  268. http://tinyurl.com/3off5ah

  269. Whose turn is it to push JAM2 into the woodchipper?

  270. 3.0 or bust

    Roll on, Jam! Anyone I need to notify when they take you to pump your stomach?

  271. That was an extremely disturbing pic of Alex Trebek, Rosetta. You get that from Sean?

    No. It’s a picture of the tattoo on jam’s back.

  272. There’s a $20 bill in Michael’s wallet that says “YOU LIE”

    I’m never going to spend that $20. I’m just going to cherish the memory of Wiser’s forlorn and defeated face when he had to hand it over, realizing that nobody got a picture and there is no proof of what happened.

  273. MOM, ROSETTA IS STARING AT JAM’S TRAMP STAMP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

  274. Well, actually, Cathy is out of town, so maybe I’ll spend that $20 on a pizza right now.

  275. Rosetta, what’s your favorite fruit smoothie? Crotch?

  276. http://tinyurl.com/3off5ah

    Uh oh….six Indians.

  277. I’m never going to spend that $20. I’m just going to cherish the memory of Wiser’s forlorn and defeated face when he had to hand it over, realizing that nobody got a picture and there is no proof of what happened.

    thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/michael-and-friend.jpg

  278. Rosetta, what’s your favorite fruit smoothie? Crotch?

    Are you drinking your chardonnay out of a penis-shaped straw?

  279. Mr. RFH has a t-shirt with “In Dog Beers, I’ve Only Had One.”

  280. Link fail wiser. Drink moar and try again.

  281. This is the worst sausage fest ever.

  282. Hahahaha

    One of the bar bitches here had a penis shaped straw last week. She was very proud of it.

  283. Link fail wiser.

    copy and paste, cyn.

    I didn’t want to make it searchable.

  284. Hotspur, what’s the name of that shit hole that you’re hanging out in?

  285. “Roll on, Jam! Anyone I need to notify when they take you to pump your stomach?”

    no they know me…
    http://tinyurl.com/3err4a4

  286. copy and paste, cyn.

    No.

  287. Banfield’s

  288. Or Hostages. Either way.

  289. “No. It’s a picture of the tattoo on jam’s back.”
    http://tinyurl.com/3jvad2b

  290. Why don’t they have a bar at the hospital for the non-patients? A beer sounds so good

  291. I point to all the screaming I did to get people to get their cameras out that night as the moment I started losing my voice.

  292. Today, a customer asked me if we had any wiener pics to put in cupcakes.

    Sure, we put those out to sell ALL the time. The kids love ’em.

  293. Or Hostages. Either way.

    Har.

    Buy yourself 187 shots of Jägermeister and send me the bill.

  294. I point to all the screaming I did to get people to get their cameras out that night to the moment I started losing my voice.

    How come those two hookers you were with didn’t have a camera?

  295. Rosie, did you notice the maternity shirts I’m selling? You should really consider getting one.

    And one for Mrs. Rosetta also.

  296. How come those two hookers you were with didn’t have a camera?

    I had to pay extra to make sure they didn’t bring one.

  297. Today, a customer asked me if we had any wiener pics to put in cupcakes. to shut the hell up.

    There you go.

  298. They have this fucking machine that refrigerates Cuervo, Jager & Absolut. The bottles go upside down at the top and there are taps to pour the shots.

    I mean, how much more ghetto does it get?

  299. Rosie, did you notice the maternity shirts I’m selling? You should really consider getting one.

    Shut the fuck up.

    And one for Mrs. Rosetta also.

    I thought I told you to shut the fuck up.

  300. They have this fucking machine that refrigerates Cuervo, Jager & Absolut. The bottles go upside down at the top and there are taps to pour the shots.

    They have a fucking machine? What kind of place are you hanging out in?

    Weirdo.

  301. I’ve missed being an asshole to all of you douche bags.

  302. Gene Gene made a machine

    Hank Hank turned the crank

    Joe Joe made it go

    Art Art blew a fart

    Blew the damn thing all apart

  303. I thought I told you to shut the fuck up.

    I’m sorry, I wasn’;t paying attention. I was too busy counting my mad cafepress money…..

    0……0…..0……

  304. Cold front moving through.

    It’s only 107 here today.

  305. thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/michael-and-friend.jpg

    He has an “intrepid” expression. Almost “plucky.” \

    This huge black cock cannot defeat me!

    Finally home. How many of you are sweltering in 100 degree temps still? I am too, except I just got out of the pool and I’m thinking about puttin on some shorts.

  306. I’ve missed being an asshole to all of you douche bags.

    Awwwww, no worries. You’re an asshole whether you with us or not.

  307. Almost “plucky.” \

    shouldn’t that be spelled with an “S”?

  308. Awwwww, no worries. You’re an asshole whether you with us or not.

    Do you have a degree in Women’s Studies?

  309. Awwwww, no worries. You’re an asshole whether you with us or not.

    Do you have a degree in Grammar?

  310. Instead of Obama auctioning off a lunch date with his dumb ass he should auction off a televised debate.

    I would rob Fort Knox to win that.

  311. Fort Knox? There’s nothing there except IOUs.

  312. Mary had a little lamb
    His fleas were white as snow
    And everywhere that Mary went
    The lamb got run over by a fucking truck

    Fin.

  313. MOM! ROSETTA AND WISER ARE FLIRTING AGAIN!

  314. >> shouldn’t that be spelled with an “S”?

    Don’t correct me.

    *shoves wiserbud’s face into a cotton candy machine

  315. Remember when we used to think wiserbud was cool?

    Good times.

  316. Hey guys, can I get an opinion on this sketch-type-thingy I just did? It’s sorta in keeping with the topic of the thread:

  317. There was an old lady, Mother Hubbard
    Who lived in a fucking cupboard
    She had so many kids
    Nadya Suleman

    Fin.

  318. Did anybody pants anybody else in front of the cool kids today?

  319. Hey guys, can I get an opinion on this sketch-type-thingy I just did? It’s sorta in keeping with the topic of the thread:

    http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v417/ElvenVamp/?action=view&current=pinup2-1.jpg

    Her boobs don’t look natural.

    C –

  320. Remember when we used to think wiserbud was cool?

    No.

  321. >> Hey guys, can I get an opinion on this sketch-type-thingy I just did?

    I for one welcome our new alien hot chick overlords.

  322. Remember when we used to think wiserbud was cool?

    No.

  323. Comment by Cyn on July 22, 2011 8:46 pm

    Remember when we used to think wiserbud was cool?

    No.

    WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL!!

  324. Well Rosetta, she IS meant to be a clone… note her little pod-thingy in the background.

  325. Clown Car Hubbard was the way she was referred to in the ghetto.

  326. XD thanks DiT.

  327. Jack and Sean went up a hill
    To fetch a bowl of dick
    Jack fell down and broke that crown that you see in the back window of some black peoples’ car
    Sean opened a gay bath house.

    Fin.

  328. >> Well Rosetta, she IS meant to be a clone.

    Not an accountant?

    Huh.

  329. Well Rosetta, she IS meant to be a clone… note her little pod-thingy in the background.

    Can she be a clone of a chick with natural boobs?

  330. I’ll work on it Rosie ;P

  331. WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL!!

    HAHA! I win by a hair!

  332. Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    Eating a hot dog and drinking a beer
    El Goutcho

    Fin.

  333. Jeb!

  334. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

    Sucked Obama’s dick

  335. Revvy, did you vote in this thread’s Dick Poll?

  336. I’m currently hiding in my library. My wife is having her pyramid scheme jewelry party tonight in the rest of the house.

    Help me.

  337. They have this fucking machine that refrigerates Cuervo, Jager & Absolut. The bottles go upside down at the top and there are taps to pour the shots.

    They have one of those at Metzger’s, but only for Jager.

  338. Leon – this is why it is imperative that you have a man cave.

  339. LEON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!

    The estrogen is going to infect you and turn you into Hotspur.

  340. For me, library = man cave. Ive got my linux desktop, a tv, and all my books.

  341. The estrogen is going to infect you and turn you into Hotspur.
    heheheh

  342. Little Jack Horner

    Sat in a corner

    And masturbated

  343. I should go out there, pour and drink 2 shots of tequila, and say absolutely nothing, then come back here.

  344. I did vote on the poll, Rosie.

    My answer was Jews – cause there’s a mirror right in front of me.

  345. Three blind mice – Three blind mice
    See how they run – See how they run
    They all ran after the farmer’s wife
    Because when she was in college, she had a lesbian phase which is pretty hot

    Fin.

  346. Revvy’s a jew?

  347. Verrry cool revvvvvy

  348. Rosetta, I used to believe that about the lesbian phase.

    I was wrong. It just means you can’t trust them around their girlfriends, either.

  349. My answer was Jews – cause there’s a mirror right in front of me.

    Jews are awesome. Good job, Revvy.

  350. Hickory dickory dock
    Rosetta enjoys the cock

  351. Jews are awesome. Good job, Revvy.

    Yep, she worked really hard at that “being born a jew” thing.

    Some of use weren’t so lucky, and they took a knife to our units anyhow.

    *looks angrily at photo of parents*

  352. Evenin’ pudknockers and hot chicks.

  353. Scrunchy.

    http://tinyurl.com/44pwgmz

  354. There was a farmer had a dog
    And Bingo was his name-o.
    What kind of retard names his dog Bingo?

  355. Hickory dickory dock
    Rosetta enjoys the cock

    How many days did you work on that one?

    Round to the nearest 50.

  356. Scrunchy.

    http://tinyurl.com/44pwgmz

    Gee, your hair smells like ass!

  357. Rosetta, I used to believe that about the lesbian phase.

    I was wrong. It just means you can’t trust them around their girlfriends, either.

    Please describe in graphic detail how you know this.

  358. Sean, what did you write a story about today?

  359. Please describe in graphic detail how you know this.

    I haven’t told you about my bisexual ex-wife that lusted after 90% of her female friends?

  360. Gee, your hair smells like ass!

    Um…I think you’re doing it wrong.

  361. Revvy, it’s reminiscent of some of Phil Foglio’s stuff. Like Xenophile. I like it.

  362. I haven’t told you about my bisexual ex-wife that lusted after 90% of her female friends?

    You better start talking right fucking now. This should probably be a post, leon.

    Please forward any pictures and I will check them for authenticity.

  363. I wrote a story about a horsey.

  364. Duck
    Duck
    Duck
    GooooooOops! Rosetta sharted

  365. If I was chick, I would be a lesbian.

    And a slut.

  366. Cyn, I loved your midget joke way up there. I shared it with Mr Car In

  367. I haven’t told you about my bisexual ex-wife that lusted after 90% of her female friends?

    http://tinyurl.com/5tv3og5

  368. I haven’t told you about my bisexual ex-wife that lusted after 90% of her female friends?

    What was wrong with the other 10%?

  369. I wrote a story about a horsey.

    Hahahahahaha.

    *puts Sean’s story about a horsey on the fridge*

    *accidentally shoots horsey with machine gun*

    He went to live on a farm.

  370. I haven’t told you about my bisexual ex-wife that lusted after 90% of her female friends?

    http://tinyurl.com/5tv3og5

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    I see what you did there.

  371. As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits: kits, cats, sacks and wives,
    Maybe he should have bought a hybrid.

  372. If I don’t eat some food I will die of heroin poisoning.

  373. There are no pictures, sadly, at least none that I kept when we split.

    She deep-kissed one of her friends in front of me my sophomore year at UM while she was in her blue nighty, that’s where it stopped, though. Once at a friend’s wedding she and another bridesmaid made out when they had a few minutes alone, I only got to hear about that one. There were mostly just sporadic, titillating moments, not all of which I was present for.

    Anyhow, after awhile I realized that it wasn’t really okay with me that she was so amazingly enthused about sex with other people, when happy time with Leon wasn’t as often as an awesome guy like me deserved. She had a couple of decent-looking girlfriends after the divorce and before she remarried (a guy that I actually get along with pretty well). I think I met one of them.

    fin

  374. What was wrong with the other 10%?

    Fatties.

  375. fin

    And then he found the $20 she made working the gloryhole.

  376. My husband has informed me that I’m free to have sex with a woman as long as he’s present or there is video.

  377. Fatties.

    Ah. Rosetta’s ex’s.

    Gotcha.

  378. My husband has informed me that I’m free to have sex with a woman as long as he’s present or there is video.

    video. definitely.

    ‘Cause that will never come back to bite you.

    Trust me.

  379. And then he found the $20 she made working the gloryhole.

    For both our sakes (I really do like the guy), I hope that was between husbands. I don’t think she’s been completely faithful to him (fuck, I know she hasn’t). But there’s unfaithful and then there’s filthy filthy slut-tastic unfaithful.

  380. Twinkle, Twinkle, little Jewstin.
    How I wonder what you do….stin

  381. But there’s unfaithful and then there’s filthy filthy slut-tastic unfaithful.

    Hey, as long as she’s helping with the bills……

  382. What could possibly go wrong?

  383. Anyhow, after awhile I realized that it wasn’t really okay with me that she was so amazingly enthused about sex with other people, when happy time with Leon wasn’t as often as an awesome guy like me deserved. She had a couple of decent-looking girlfriends after the divorce and before she remarried (a guy that I actually get along with pretty well). I think I met one of them.

    Well yeah. Lesbian experiences aren’t fun if you’re not in the room.

    You strike me as a pretty straight shooter. How did you meet this gal? Did you use to sell blow?

    Feel free to tell me to fuck off and that it’s none of my business.

  384. My wife told me I’m free to have sex with another woman as long as a video does not circulate on the internet with Foreigner music in the background.

  385. filthy filthy slut-tastic unfaithful.

    Leon’s ex wife was used and abused by my ex?
    Small world buddy

  386. My wife told me I’m free to have sex with another woman as long as a video does not circulate on the internet with Foreigner music in the background.

    another woman?

    Well, yer safe then.

  387. My wife told me I’m free to have sex with another woman as long as a video does not circulate on the internet with Foreigner music in the background.

    She said that because she knows no other woman would have sex with you.

  388. One two buckle my shoe
    Three, four, knock at the door
    Five, six, pick up sticks
    Seven, eight, lay them straight
    Nine, ten, get a penicillin shot.

  389. Why is Jeb Bush on Hannity?

    The Bush family needs to go away for a long time.

    Except Jenna.

  390. better question is… what the hell are you doing watching Hannity??

  391. One two velcro my shoe
    MY HIP!!

    /Hotspur

  392. Ring around the Rosie
    Everybody got their bat?

  393. well, I fucked up and I’m dead.

  394. You strike me as a pretty straight shooter. How did you meet this gal? Did you use to sell blow?

    When I met her she was a 16yo virgin. I was an 17yo virgin from another high school, so she didn’t know how uncool I was. It was an interesting 8 years with some very good times. She was out of my league, and I knew it, and I basically let her get away with way too much in general, when I should have been asserting myself. Eventually it got past the point that I even wanted to save it, I just wanted to be away from her.

    Feel free to tell me to fuck off and that it’s none of my business.

    It’s fine, I asked for it by disagreeing on the awesomeness of the lesbo phase. We’re better as friends, now, God, 9 years later. She’s coming out to hunt deer with me in the Fall, because she’s the only person I know that has.

  395. Jack Spratt could eat no fat
    His wife, on the other hand, will probably be next week’s BBF.

  396. Dammit, Dave, learn to handle your horse.

  397. well, I fucked up and I’m dead.

    We have totally different definitions of “fucked up.”

  398. better question is… what the hell are you doing watching Hannity??

    It’s on but it’s on mute. I’m listening to lullabies by Anthrax.

    I probably don’t disagree with Hannity on anything but he sucks.

    If he tried to sell tea, people would line up to hit him in the face with a hammer.

  399. Hey Moe. Look at the deer?

    Does the deer have any dough?

    Yeah! Two bucks!

    nyuk nyuk nyuk OW!

  400. people would line up to hit him in the face with a hammer.

    Speaking of wanting to hit people in the face with a hammer, there’s this scrunt:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0

    fuck you, you disgusting hypocrite.

  401. I never knew vampires were such a horny lot.

  402. Scott, vampires are a metaphor for sex, duh. They used to be a metaphor for disease, but we have zombies for that now.

  403. That’s a crazy story, leon. Please name a famous person who most looked like your ex-girlfriend.

  404. I am not overly fond of Hannity. However Jeb! was on. Jeb! is good

  405. Pease pudding hot, Pease pudding cold,
    Pease pudding in the pot – when it should be on the fucking table, bitch!

  406. Eat your pease!

  407. fuck you, you disgusting hypocrite.

    Every bowel movement that Floyd has ever had is funnier than Wanda Sykes.

    She makes Margaret Cho look like the funniest lesbian minority bitter cunt ever.

  408. I don’t normally use the word “cunt”.

    I apologize to anyone offended by that particular slur.

    Except for scott. He’s a total cunt.

  409. <i.Every bowel movement that Floyd has ever had is funnier than Wanda Sykes.

    And more attractive.

  410. If you were a chick you would do them both.

  411. That’s a crazy story, leon. Please name a famous person who most looked like your ex-girlfriend.

    Madelein Stowe. Not kidding.

  412. If you were a chick you would do them both.

    Well, Cho is a bit tubby……

  413. How are you today, Vmaximus?

  414. cuntface

  415. Madelein Stowe. Not kidding.

    I’d hit it.

    *sniggers*

  416. Madelein Stowe. Not kidding.

    So, I guess the take-away here is that leon is FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

  417. Comment by Cyn on July 22, 2011 10:27 pm

    Madelein Stowe. Not kidding.

    I’d hit it.

    *thud

  418. I’d hit it.

    She might let you. And you could do worse if this is your first time.

    So, I guess the take-away here is that leon is FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

    Uh huh. I haven’t said a word about the current Mrs. Caruthers. I traded up.

  419. I denounce myself.

  420. Madelein Stowe. Not kidding.

    Well. + 97 Nobel Peace Prizes!!

  421. Pat a cock, Pat a cock, baker’s man
    Fag.

  422. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

    “oh the shark bites!”

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  423. I haven’t said a word about the current Mrs. Caruthers. I traded up.

    Just a quick suggestion.

    Do not introduce your wife to Cyn.

  424. I know Dave has dated a hot lesbian.

    And by “hot lesbian” I mean “a chicken”.

  425. Our Rescue in the news
    49 pups saved!
    I am temporarily fostering a extra!
    http://www.nbc-2.com/story/15130296/2011/07/22/hundreds-offer-homes-to-surrendered-pups
    Alesia is cool

  426. “oh the shark bites!”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    worth. every. penny.

  427. And by “hot lesbian” I mean “a chicken”.

    If you pay for it, is it honestly considered a “date?”

  428. Do not introduce your wife to Cyn.

    You ALWAYS ruin it for me! I Hate You!!

    *slams bedroom door four times*

  429. Do not introduce your wife to Cyn.

    Noted. I flunked kindergarted: I do not share nor play well with others.

  430. >> And by “hot lesbian” I mean “a chicken”.

    Stop looking at my pecker.

    Homo.

  431. Just out of pure curiosity, who does the current Mrs. look like?

  432. They have this fucking machine that refrigerates Cuervo, Jager & Absolut. The bottles go upside down at the top and there are taps to pour the shots.

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “plug and chug”…….

  433. VO-LAAAAA-RAAY, WHOA OH OH OHHH.. VO-LAAA-REY, isn’t it nice!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  434. *slams bedroom door four times*

    Do not make me take your cell phone away from you, young lady.

    And by “cell phone”, I mean “lube and double-headed dildo.”

  435. \oops Denny does good work pics of the 49 pups we saved
    http://www.dennisguyitt.com/Dennis_Guyitt_Photography/HSN/Pages/Perkins_072211.html

  436. They have this fucking machine that refrigerates Cuervo, Jager & Absolut.

    If that machine could do the dishes, I would marry it.

  437. And by “cell phone”, I mean “lube and double-headed dildo.”

    Daddy?

  438. What. The Fuck. Is this shit?

  439. DinT – Nice work!.

  440. BTW, “Captain America” ROCKS!!!!!!!!

    We ordered tixx in advance, got there 40 mins early, and HAD TO WAIT IN A LONG LINE.

    We were right behind this cute little old couple – the man had read CA comic books as a little kid (pre-WWII), and it’s always been his favorite, so when his grandsons saw that it was coming out, they HAD to take him to opening night. Isn’t that sweet?

  441. Just out of pure curiosity, who does the current Mrs. look like?

    She doesn’t really look like anyone famous, sadly. She’s short and curvy and has amazingly long hair. Not the sort of gal that ends up on teevee.

  442. “Just out of pure curiosity,”

    You would do her.

  443. WHOA, you’re.. so, looooovely. Never ever change. Keep that breathless charm, puhleeze try to arrange it cause I looooove you, and the way you look, too-night!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  444. I got pine needles in my underwear.

    Having your own private lake isn’t always glamorous.

  445. Hahahahahaha

    Classic.

  446. WHOA, you’re.. so, looooovely.

    heh heh heh…

    who needs cameras when you have photoshop?

  447. I got pine needles in my underwear.

    Your wife said it was a single pine needle. . .

  448. I got pine needles in my underwear.

    I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!!!!!!

  449. I’ll bet she’s a peach, Leon.

  450. You buried Paul. . .

  451. I’ll bet she’s a peach, Leon.

    I’d hit it.

  452. You buried Paul. . .

    in retrospect, not a bad idea……

  453. You would do her.

    Naw, she sounds too much like me.

  454. Bitches love peaches.

  455. For what is a man, what has he got?
    if not himself, then he has naught.
    To say the things he truly feeels, and not the words, of one who kneels…

    The re-cord shooows, I took the blows…

    And did it, myyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaay!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  456. Well this is a good sign. Mrs. Rosetta just put together the vibrating baby swing and Floyd went full exorcist.

  457. Naw, she sounds too much like me.

    good point.

    Who wants to see that?

    *tentatively raises hand

  458. Who wants to see that?

    Part of me does. It’s the dumb part, though.

  459. Some young punks installed a new rope swing at my private lake.

    It kicks ass!!!!!!

    I should have the water out of my lungs by Tuesday.

  460. I’ve got eyes on you….
    http://www.dennisguyitt.com/Dennis_Guyitt_Photography/HSN/Pages/Perkins_072211.html#0

    Zekes new buddy lower left.

  461. Bitches love peaches.

    sweet…. juicy…. with just a tiny bit of fuzz on them……

    *thud

  462. Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  463. Part of me does.

    you shut up. You had your chance.

  464. How long is her hair Leon? Mine’s at the midpoint of my back now.

  465. Bitches love peaches.

    Hostages University: Art Appreciation 101

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaF6IOODFc

  466. Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up!

    you do realize that Cathy is going to kill me for that, right?

  467. >> you do realize that Cathy is going to kill me for that, right?

    I’m rather counting on it.

    We have a deal.

  468. HA HA! I have clicked on every link that shows up in one of Dave’s comments and laughed every time.

  469. How long is her hair Leon? Mine’s at the midpoint of my back now.

    Grossest pubes ever.

  470. Eat a Peach

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEC5s3nzVzo

  471. Ev-rey body’s workin for the week-eeeeend! Ev-reeey body needs a se-cond chaaaance!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  472. I’m rather counting on it.

    eh, still worth it.

  473. You know, there aren’t enough guys in the world named Hammer.

    That’s a good name for a boy.

  474. Ev-rey body’s workin for the week-eeeeend! Ev-reeey body needs a se-cond chaaaance!

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

    Hahahahahahaha. There’s no way he’s getting on the Luthern Counsel of Infinite Casserole with that picture floating around

  475. You know, there aren’t enough guys in the world named Hammer.

    Well, that would certainly balance out the gay in your name.

  476. How long is her hair Leon? Mine’s at the midpoint of my back now.

    Mid-thigh, almost to her knees.

  477. Well, that would certainly balance out the gay in your name.

    It’s comments like that why people kill you.

  478. Wow. She wins.

  479. Hair?!

  480. It’s comments like that why people kill you.

    When?

  481. It’s another Tequiiiiiii-la sunrise, this ol world still looks the same,

    another fraaaaaame…

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  482. Lady Gaga’s cover of The Rose is actually pretty good.

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  483. It’s comments like that why people kill you.

    When?

    Listen Charles Bronson, you kinda take the fun out of killing you if you want people killing you.

    This is the worst Up With People concert ever.

  484. I hereby denounce myself for taking such advantage of wiserbud’s picture, which, if you could photoshop in one of these,

    over the giant black cock dildo, would totally make him look so cool.

    Get on it.

  485. I mean, it would look cool unless he stuck it in his mouth.

  486. although I would give him $20 bucks to do that.

  487. http://tinyurl.com/3nr5xn8

    Some say love
    It is a dildo

    http://tinyurl.com/3bdt9h7

  488. Fine ignore me
    Ginger Zeke and Bear are excited about Rascal.

  489. I mean, it would look cool unless he stuck it in his mouth.

    Wiser putting IT in his mouth? It. In?

  490. Dave, you know that pic is a photoshop, right?

    That’s not my hand.

  491. I fucking hate that song Rosetta.

    *shoots you in the head with a xenon-charged jackhammer

  492. You jackasses made me laugh and laugh and laugh today.

    + 1 point

    http://tinyurl.com/3ed2ahu

  493. >> That’s not my hand.

    That ain’t my finger neither.

  494. They are still here. My nightmare continues.

  495. Dear God:
    .

    .
    They estimated that around 700 people were at that camp….

  496. Fine ignore me
    Ginger Zeke and Bear are excited about Rascal.

    No! I’ve been clicking on every picture and saying out loud “ahhh, who’s my good baby”. I’m loving it!

  497. Dave, you know that pic is a photoshop, right?

    so?

  498. Not for nuthin’, TiF, but damn, sometimes you can really be a downer.

  499. I’m not trying to be mean, but we kinda come here sometimes to get away from the ugliness of the day’s events.

    Please don’t take this the wrong way.

  500. Sorry, darlin’ – didn’t mean to be a wet blanket…..

    You just have to tell me these things – I’m not psychic!

  501. would totally make him look so cool.

    dude, he’s married to Cathy. That’s about as cool as it gets. He rally doesn’t need my help in that regard.

  502. How’s this?
    .

    .
    Better?

    I’m outta here – Mr. TiFW wants to play “Captain America”……

  503. I’m outta here – Mr. TiFW wants to play “Captain America”…

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    much better.

  504. Anybody home?

  505. Guess not.

    *takes off pants*

  506. Dude!1

  507. Sean, don’t lick that toad!

    No sir, do not do it!!!

  508. Michael, what’s shakin’?

  509. New post of hate.

  510. It’s only 93 here.

  511. Oh, fine, do a new post when I am giving the urgent and important news about the weather.

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