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HHD – Firefly edition

I saw this video and thought Firefly would be an excellent theme for today.

Love that smile.

A little Alan Tudyk.

Shaun Sean Maher

Okay, one more Adam Baldwin.

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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July 20, 2011
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Space pens, Your mom likes this, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

442 Comments

  1. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 9:11 am

    This is considerably less ghey than most HHD poats. Maybe it’s the Firefly.

  2. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 9:12 am

    Looks like Debbie got in over her head:
    RealClearPolitics: Debbie Wasserman Schultz Attacks Allen West On Floor; West Responds

  3. Comment by GMLand on July 20, 2011 9:13 am

    No such thing as a ‘little ghey’ (see:wiser)

  4. Comment by Ca Rin on July 20, 2011 9:19 am

    That whore mare is still in the old thread.

  5. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:19 am

    Well done Roamy

  6. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 9:20 am

    Yeah, you pimps left me back there!

    Roamy, this HHD is absolutely an A+!!

  7. Comment by GMLand on July 20, 2011 9:24 am

    That ‘whore mare’ is still in the old thread.

    juxtaposed….

    more hare. Coincidence?

  8. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 9:25 am

    Dave should link us at Ace’s today…we look much less gay then usual.

  9. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 9:25 am

    Has anyone popped GMLand in the private area today? Someone get on that!

  10. Comment by GMLand on July 20, 2011 9:26 am

    Mare. Did you get my flier? Tell me you got my flier!

  11. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 9:34 am

    I did get your flier…

    http://tinyurl.com/3e7wjpd

    Don’t ask me why.

  12. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 9:35 am

    He is in pre-op now. I will post more later.

  13. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:37 am

    Ooooh, Roamy – now we know why your boss sent you home early….

    You clever girl, you – using a heart condition to cover up the palpitations you were getting while putting this poat together.

    Well done, young lady, well done indeed!

  14. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:38 am

    Did I mention I’m eating bacon right now? Is there anything better than bacon and Firefly hunks?

    I think not.

  15. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 9:39 am

    This is me trying to put together an HHD….

    http://tinyurl.com/4xwtz6w

  16. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:40 am

    Prayers going up, Sohita – are they going to be able to do it laparoscopically?

  17. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 9:50 am

    Yes, three little incisions and about 20 minutes

  18. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 9:57 am

    “Yes, three little incisions and about 20 minutes”

    That seems to be really good news.

  19. Comment by osoloco on July 20, 2011 10:05 am

    Prayers for a quick recovery.

  20. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 10:14 am

    How do you clear your cookies on a mac?

  21. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 10:14 am

    Oh, wait, that’s what Google is for.

  22. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 10:16 am

    Thank yall so much

  23. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 10:18 am

    I’m off to the hospital. I will post more later.

  24. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 10:21 am

    I wanna make a pre-op/post-op tranny joke, but let’s face it, I’m not funny.

  25. Comment by Cathy on July 20, 2011 10:23 am

    Just back on my very limited wifi and read about Count.

    Praying big time, Sohos.

    Great HHD, Roamy. Thanks and smooches.

    In the Rocky Mountains for three days and loving the cool fresh air and scenery. Will chEck in now and then…

    Hugs everyone.

  26. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 10:26 am

    Bunk!

    Well done, Roamy.

  27. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 10:28 am

    “In the Rocky Mountains for three days and loving the cool fresh air and scenery. ”

    Sounds wonderful, Cathy.

  28. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 10:29 am

    loving the cool fresh air

    I see these words, but they don’t make any sense.

  29. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 10:30 am

    Thanks for the updates Sohos. Sounds like decent news that they were able to wait the surgery until morning. Good vibe headed your way.

    I hope that Count remembers to tell them not to fuck up. Surgeons and doctors like that little pep talk right before surgery.

  30. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 10:43 am

    How do you clear cokkies on a mac?

    With a spatula?

  31. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 10:44 am

    “In the Rocky Mountains for three days and loving the cool fresh air and scenery. ”

    I have two words for you,Cathy – White water rafting and go-carts!

  32. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 10:46 am

    I’ll do the appendectomy for half what the doctors are charging.

  33. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 10:51 am

    I’ll loan you the tools, xbrad. My old man’s a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools…

  34. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 10:59 am

    I’ve got a spoon, Compos, what else do I really need?

    (True fact, an American POW held by the Japanese actually DID perform an appendectomy with a couple of spoons during WWII)

  35. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 11:14 am

    Maybe a hammer, you know, for anesthesia.

  36. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 11:15 am

    Speaking of putting people to sleep, where’d mare go?

  37. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 11:19 am

    *takes off pants and hides behind large ficus until everyone comes back*

  38. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 11:20 am

    Mare’s trying to sweet talk the prosecuting attorney.

    She should be back in 3 to 5 years.

  39. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:24 am

    Spoon!

  40. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 11:25 am

    404, Cyn.

  41. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:27 am

    Saw that.

    F5, Xbrad.

  42. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 11:30 am

    Still not gonna watch it.

  43. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 11:30 am

    Did you see the video that came up after, Cyn?

    hahaha *baaarrrffff* eheheheheh!

  44. Comment by compos mentis on July 20, 2011 11:40 am

    Speaking of being as full as a tick, it’s lunchtime! bbl you munches of butt.

  45. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:43 am

    I did see that Compos. HAHA! Ewwww!

    And let that be a warning to Pupster to always wear a tick collar.

  46. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 11:43 am

    Buenas días, tontorrones!

  47. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 11:47 am

    Good morning, MCPO.

    VAQ-141 skipper relieved.

    No band.

  48. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 11:48 am

    xBrad – Shit happens. Flight incident or frigging in the rigging?

  49. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 11:54 am

    Alcohol related incident in Manamamamamamamamma, Bahrain. No other details.

    Also, poor Pupster!

    http://tinyurl.com/3rsermx

  50. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 11:56 am

    Sohos?

    http://tinyurl.com/42ojcdf

  51. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 11:59 am

    Sohos?

    http://tinyurl.com/42ojcdf

    Mmmmmmmmmm, stockings.

  52. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 12:01 pm

    xBrad – Booze + Bahrain = frigging the rigging.

    Conversely:

    Bahrain + Booze = Cover-up of somebody’s drunken fuck-up.

  53. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 12:09 pm

    So it appears this blog has some nominal value:

    My garage door opener hasn’t been working since we had a lightning strike close to the house. I repositioned the sensors—-and the button thing worked.

    Outside keypad and car remotes no workee. Today, I finally got on a ladder to look at it, decided to unplug it and plug it back in. Now everything works.

    Weird.

  54. Comment by Andy on July 20, 2011 12:14 pm

    See there. “Try plugging it in” is a serious troubleshooting step.

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 12:15 pm

    And you thought Hotspur was full of shit when he says “Did you try plugging it in?”

    Shame on you, MJ. Apologize to Hotspur.

  56. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 12:17 pm

    He is out of surgery. Nurse is going on and on about him being a smoker…I haven’t talked to him yet but Nurse said it went well

  57. Comment by Andy on July 20, 2011 12:20 pm

    Sohos, did you tell her to STFU? Why not?

  58. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 12:21 pm

    Good news, sohos!

    Did he light up in front of her? Hehe.

  59. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 12:23 pm

    Be sure to check him for boobs.

  60. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 12:31 pm

    I’m with him now but he is out. He coughed and cussed a blue streak. Scared the boy nurse I think

  61. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 12:34 pm

    SoHoS – Please give my very best to Count when he is lucid again.

  62. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 12:36 pm

    Glad to hear Count is hanging in there.

    Best Wishes for a speedy recovery!

  63. Comment by Andy on July 20, 2011 12:40 pm

    A male nurse? Did you call him Focker?

  64. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 12:40 pm

    Boy nurse…heh.

    Glad to hear he’s out of surgery.

    Give him a pack of Lucky Strikes for me…they’re doctor recommended!

  65. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 12:54 pm

    Give him a handy, Sohos. That will make him feel better.

  66. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 12:55 pm

    In defense of boy nurses – in my experienced (except in Labor and delivery) they are superior. More attentive, caring. NICER.

    Just saying.

  67. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 1:00 pm

    Hugs, Sohos! Hang in there. Poor Count. Do they have him on any fun drugs?

  68. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 1:12 pm

    Sohos, tell Count I said feel better.

    Also, swipe me a couple of quaaludes while you’re there.

  69. Comment by GMLand on July 20, 2011 1:15 pm

    Give him a handy, Sohos. That will make him feel better.

    – – – – –

    This.

  70. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 1:28 pm

    Give him a handy, Sohos. That will make him feel better.
    – – – – –
    This.

    HAHAHA! Cyn ♥’s H2 Morons FTW!

  71. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 1:42 pm

    Glad to hear Count is ok.

  72. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 1:43 pm

    He is on Dalotted(sp) and the male nurse (John) is so wonderful

  73. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 1:46 pm

    Oh, praise the lord!

    THE TEA ADS ARE BACK!

    All is right in the world, again.

  74. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 1:48 pm

    ” More attentive, caring. NICER.”

    My experience too.

    So glad to hear Count is awake and swearing! Good sign.

    Coughing hurts his boo boo…kiss it, Sohos, kiss it! It doesn’t matter what “it” is!

  75. Comment by Andy on July 20, 2011 1:49 pm

    Dilaudid®

  76. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 1:50 pm

    Ok, I just found the younger brother of my childhood friend (I believe what I’m doing is called “creeping” my the kids – GET OFF OF MY LAWN) anyway – he lists hisself as “very liberal”, interests “men” (nttawwt) and favorite quote:

    “The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.”

    –John Kenneth Galbraith

    resisting urge … must not … bad girl …

  77. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 1:52 pm

    Go on, Car in, give him a spanking. You know you want to.

  78. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 1:59 pm

    “must not”

    Why not?

  79. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 2:01 pm

    Tell him to go fuck himself, Carin.

  80. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 2:02 pm

    I see no, NO, No reasone to ever again be civil around and to these fucking libtards.

  81. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 2:02 pm

    reason even.

    Stupid ghosty looking comment thingee.

  82. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 2:03 pm

    Also ask the little parasite when he’g gonna move out of his mom’s basement.

  83. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 2:03 pm

    Just re-found one of my favorite comics.

    http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06262007

  84. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 2:04 pm

    he’s even.

    Stupid ghosty comment thingee!!!

  85. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 2:05 pm

    Give him a handy, Sohos. That will make him feel better.

    Just be sure he’s awake and aware that you are doing that – otherwise, you won’t get credit for it –

    (Conversely, you can just TELL him you gave him one, but since he can’t remember it, he must have still been under the influence of painkillers at the time…..)

  86. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 2:05 pm

    “The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.”
    ———————————————-
    The modern liberal is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for old quotes on Google in order to feel intellectually superior.

    —Stuff MJ said, vol II

  87. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 2:08 pm

    Do you have an RSS feed, MJ? I need these tidbits of inspiration, every once in a while.

  88. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 2:11 pm

    I just looked up ‘RSS Feed’. I still don’t get it.

    I can’t really keep up with the blog thing, let alone twitfacedouche, or anything else. I don’t even have a facebook page.

  89. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 2:16 pm

    Just a geekier way of saying “Do you have a newsletter?” MJ. Sorry bout that!

  90. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 2:18 pm

    “I see no, NO, No reasone to ever again be civil around and to these fucking libtards.”

    I agree with Clint! We’ve been so civil we’ve allowed them to ruin the Country.

  91. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 2:19 pm

    Don’t liberals just use superiority to justify their selfish immorality?

  92. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 2:19 pm

    Oh. My bad. I’m a total douche for not getting the obvious.

    I just got back from the gym and can’t really think straight.

  93. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 2:22 pm

    By the way, you do have an RSS feed. Bottom of your blog page, link is Entries RSS.

  94. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 2:25 pm

    Don’t liberals just use superiority to justify their selfish immorality?

    Nicely done, TiFW, and true too!

  95. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 2:31 pm

    I just got back from the gym and can’t really think straight.

    The moral is obviously ‘Never go to the gym.’

  96. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 2:46 pm

    Nicely done, TiFW, and true too!

    Didn’t Alinsky say to “use their own words against them”?
    Sauce for the goose, Saul…..

  97. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 2:46 pm

    Jewstin, I should like to subscribe to your newsletter…..

  98. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 2:52 pm

    I have a bit of a home gym and refuse to leave the house except to get soft-serve ice cream.

  99. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 2:56 pm

    Poor Steny – he doesn’t understand this is a FEATURE, not a bug:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/20/senior-dem-rep-steny-hoyer-horrified-balanced-budget-amendment-would-make-it-virtually-impossible-to-raise-taxes/

  100. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 3:02 pm

    The modern liberal is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, to be f*cking lazy parasites that are shitstains on humanity.

  101. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 3:02 pm

    Afternoon, you pack of drunken bastards.

  102. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 3:05 pm

    WORK GIVES ME DIARRHEA!!

  103. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 3:07 pm

    ‘Afternoon, you pack of drunken bastards.”

    I wish.

  104. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 3:14 pm

    Mare, are you an empty nester?

  105. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 3:18 pm

    Yes I am Hotspur.

  106. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 3:20 pm

    I will be an empty nester in 4 weeks.

    *boo boo lip*

  107. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 3:22 pm

    Big ((((((HUG))))) to Beasn!

  108. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 3:25 pm

    I often get Mare and Beasn mixed up. Which of the two of you is this?

  109. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 3:29 pm

    Oh, that’s mare. She’s the whore…or so I’m told.

  110. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 3:29 pm

    @slatts1611AV West is a terrified little man. With a bad haircut.

    — Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) July 20, 2011

    I’d pay money to see Olbermann interview West.

  111. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 3:29 pm

    This is cute in an almost yucky way.

    http://cuteoverload.com/2011/07/20/co-come-for-the-commodey/

  112. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 3:32 pm

    Olberman is just mad that he was born with no nuttage.

  113. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 3:33 pm

    Look what Slublog made for me!

    Awesome.

  114. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 3:34 pm

    Psssst…..We hit the Debt Ceiling on May 16th…..

    Washington hit its debt ceiling on May 16 and has used spending and accounting adjustments, as well as higher-than-expected tax receipts, to continue operating normally

    A cynical person might begin to think that maybe a less-than-scrupulous person would go so far as to scare little old ladies into thinking that they might not have enough money to buy food and pay their bills by announcing that the money won’t be there unless somebody does something RIGHT NOW, and by golly, he’s going to be the one to swoop in and save the day.

  115. Comment by GMLand on July 20, 2011 3:34 pm

    Olby calling someone terrified is like…

  116. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 3:37 pm

    *boo boo lip*

    I loooove that. Never heard that before. Is that new?

    *+5,864,736,903 points for awesomely descriptive phrase of the day*

  117. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 3:40 pm

    Look what Slublog made for me!

    He is the master! That IS awesome Laura!
    All bow to the SluShops!

  118. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 3:47 pm

    ZOMG!!! Best evar!!!!11!!11!!1!1

  119. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 3:49 pm

    I mean this ONLY in the most brotherly of ways, but as it’s hotter than Billy Blue Blazes here, how many of your H2 wimments wanna go skinny dipping w/me down at the creek?

  120. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 3:51 pm

    My back to the wall
    A victim of laughing chance. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZr3u69Xy7s

  121. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:03 pm

    how many of your H2 wimments wanna go skinny dipping w/me down at the creek?

    http://tinyurl.com/42ry6ju

  122. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:05 pm

    *+5,864,736,903 points for awesomely descriptive phrase of the day*

    YAY!! Can I turn those in like Green Stamps?

  123. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 4:05 pm

    I KNEW I should’ve done a few more situps.

  124. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 4:05 pm

    You’ve never heard the phrase “boo-boo lip”? My God, woman – have you been living in a cave? 🙂

  125. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:08 pm

    I KNEW I should’ve done a few more situps.

    Not speaking for other H2 wimmens, but I NEED to do a situp or hundreds. That, and I haven’t recharged my taser yet.

  126. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 4:11 pm

    YAY!! Can I turn those in like Green Stamps?

    Yes! You can even use them to buy expensive decorated cakes so you have more money to spend on booze and smokes!! So full of WIN!!!

  127. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 4:19 pm

    how many of your H2 wimments wanna go skinny dipping w/me down at the creek?

    She might go with ya, CB:

    http://is.gd/Bt3xmc

  128. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:20 pm

    How about my mortgage? I’d rather it pay down my mortgage, not encourage my crack cake habit.

    Not that I have a cake habit. I’m kind of sick of cakes.

  129. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 4:21 pm

    How many Green Stamps would it take to get a tazer?

  130. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 4:23 pm

    She might go with ya, CB:

    http://is.gd/Bt3xmc

    You are a cruel, cruel woman.

  131. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:23 pm

    She might go with ya, CB:

    GAHHHHH

    Tutankhamun. HE LIVES!!

  132. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:25 pm

    How many Green Stamps would it take to get a tazer?

    5000

  133. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:27 pm

    I shouldn’t make fun of mummy butt. One should not mock the future.

  134. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 4:28 pm

    You are a cruel, cruel woman.

    I live to serve…… 😛

  135. Comment by Michael on July 20, 2011 4:28 pm

    I will be an empty nester in 4 weeks.

    It takes some getting used to. The house will seem too quiet and too clean. But you can make this a positive experience. Take advantage of the fact that you can walk around the house naked all the time.

  136. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:32 pm

    The house will seem too quiet and too clean

    Definite bonus on the clean thing.

    Take advantage of the fact that you can walk around the house naked all the time.

    Naked, no. I’d get tired from having to run from Peppy all the time. BUT, I did used to have cute little nightwear before the kids got old enough to notice nippies for something other than a connector to food.

  137. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:34 pm

    When one reaches middle age, gravity and naked get jigglier.

  138. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 4:47 pm

    When one reaches middle age, gravity and naked get jigglier.

    And sometimes, the Truth Need Even Not Be Spoken.

    –Stuff Mrs. Thos. Jefferson Was Overheard to Have Probably Said But Didn’t Bother To Write Down; Seventh Edition, Two Hundred Twenty-first Printing

  139. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 4:50 pm

    It’s more of a warning, cyn.

  140. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 5:02 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEnvSDGiJ7Y&feature=player_embedded

  141. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 5:30 pm

    Bust a nut!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quMz-EAThw

  142. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 5:32 pm

    Dana Perino on TV!

    Every day!

    When did this start and why wasn’t I notified?

  143. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 5:37 pm

    Heh; I say we don’t warn the youth about nothing Beasn. It will be like a surprise Christmas gift!

  144. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 5:37 pm

    Even PPP can’t hide the bad news for Obama:
    http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/07/20/ppp-poll-for-obama-from-bad-to-worse/

  145. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 5:40 pm

    I always thought the best thing about an Empty Nest is that every room is a bedroom…..

  146. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 5:44 pm

    I have never heard boo boo lip

  147. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 5:47 pm

    Sohos – How is da Count doing?

  148. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 5:48 pm

    Dana Perino just said she used to be a gymnist

  149. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 5:49 pm

    Dana Perino on TV!
    Every day!
    ———–
    Really? This is an excellent development.

    *lifts finger from big red button to end the world.

  150. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 5:52 pm

    He is in a lot of pain and super drugged up but he is hanging tough

  151. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 5:54 pm

    From the gas Sohos?
    When are they going to let him out?

  152. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 6:04 pm

    They are putting pain killers in his I.V. We aren’t sure yet about release.

  153. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 6:05 pm

    Thanks for the update, sug. Hope he’s better in no time!

  154. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 6:06 pm

    It was an appendectomy?

    Poor guy.

  155. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 6:11 pm

    Yes Mare this morning

  156. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 6:12 pm

    For MCPO:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-Woods-and-Steve-Williams-officially-call-i?urn=golf-wp3915

  157. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 6:19 pm

    Clint – Saw that. Wonder who will step into the breach?

  158. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 6:21 pm

    So, the philandering piece of shit falls into a slump and sends his caddy down the road talking to himself.

    What a cock knocker.

  159. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 6:22 pm

    Hotspur – Maybe it was the last two times Williams attacked someone in the crowd?

  160. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 6:24 pm

    Co-worker had an emergency appendectomy (they did the surgery at 3 AM), went home the next day, and was back to work the following week. Far cry from the pre-laparoscope days.

  161. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 6:24 pm

    Feel better soon, count. Sohos, flash him and see if that will make him feel no pain.

  162. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 6:26 pm

    Didn’t he do something stupid to Michelson too?

  163. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 6:31 pm

    How do you get to be a professional caddy?

  164. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 6:33 pm

    How do you get to be a professional caddy?

    Stand in the parking lot with a sign that says, “Will caddy for filthy lucre!”

  165. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 6:35 pm

    ahhh he called him a prick.

    “But to make matters worse, the Guardian has reported a story Williams told about this year’s US Open at Torrey Pines, where Woods and Mickelson were paired together.

    The two players were walking down the 17th fairway when, according to Williams, someone shouted “Phil” in Mickelson’s direction. The world No 2 did not respond until the fan shouted, “Hey, Mr Mickelson.” When Mickelson turned and waved, the fan yelled out “Nice tits”. The crowd erupted in laughter; Mickelson went double bogey, bogey and his chances of winning the tournament disappeared”.

    HA HA HA

  166. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 6:41 pm

    Crown prep today, temporary is in place. Novocaine is wearing off.

    Ow.

  167. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 6:43 pm

    **pours Hotspur a double

  168. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 6:45 pm

    Thanks, RocketBabe. The tooth is fine, but the trauma to the gums is what sucks.

    Oh, well, at least I’m not in Count’s boat.

  169. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 6:48 pm

    I don’t know who might caddy for him, MCPO. Seems pretty risky right now if you ask me.

    As far as Steve Williams, I was around him up close and personal at several Masters tournaments. He’s one of the biggest assholes in all of sports.

  170. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 6:49 pm

    You have insurance Hotspur? For a fraction of the cost of a crown my dentist will grind the tooth down and build a new one out of epoxy.

    I think I have 3 Bondo teeth. The downside is that Bondo teeth have about 1/2 the lifespan of a crown.

  171. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 6:53 pm

    Oh, well, at least I’m not in Count’s boat

    Or XBrad’s.

  172. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 7:19 pm

    WTH? Just mentioning XBrad kills a poat?

  173. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 7:21 pm

    Did I miss something about Brad?

    Scott, my insurance is minimal – covers $1,000 a year. I hate the dentist so, I prefer a permanent solution. She offered the epoxy route, but I declined.

  174. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 7:24 pm

    Oh crap, senior moment. I forgot he got all of his teefs pulled and is in a long term thing.

    *toasts xBrad’s continued good helath*

  175. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 7:29 pm

    What’s going on at this shit hole?

    *notices the fat ugly woman at the bar, sipping chardonnay*

    Is this gross ladies night?

  176. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 7:32 pm

    *Looks up from glass of chardonnay*

    Hey, I resemble that remark……

  177. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 7:33 pm

    Hey, this post just got 50% douchier and it’s not from Teresa.

  178. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 7:33 pm

    Give her credit for at least telling you about it.

  179. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 7:34 pm

    I believe Hotspur lovingly called this place a “shit hole dump” which I think is nice.

  180. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 7:37 pm

    Like the vets and opthamologists that told us we had to pay $1000 to remove Ruby’s eye. A google search showed me how they treat the same thing in Europe with a $25 injection.

    The bastards looked at me like I was crazy when I asked about it. 7-8 phone calls later I found a vet that was honest.

  181. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 7:38 pm

    Hey, this post just got 50% douchier and it’s not from Teresa.

    So what are you saying – that I’m not fresh and clean? 😛

  182. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 7:39 pm

    For the record, XBrad’s teefs haven’t been hurting since February 2nd.

    Stitches from last week’s surgery are out. Healing very well. Next surgery will be Oct. 25th, my birfday.

  183. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 7:42 pm

    Hey, I resemble that remark……

    No no no. I was talking about Hotspur in his micro skirt.

    Put on some panties for God’s sake, man!

    It looks Dali’s little-known painting the Persistence of Walnuts.

  184. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 7:42 pm

    Hey Rosetta, did Floyd drop acid, bite your toe, turn into a can of chunky peanut butter, then fly around the room again today?

    I love it when he does that.

    *stares at back of hand*

    WHOA

  185. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 7:42 pm

    Speaking of Birthdays, today is EddieBear’s b’day…..

    HAppy Birthday, luv!

  186. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 7:43 pm

    Rosetta, did any cousins make out at your wife’s family reunion?

  187. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 7:44 pm

    Dali’s little-known painting the Persistence of Walnuts

    HAAA HA HA HA HAAAA

    *barfs*

  188. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 7:46 pm

    Good one Rosetta

  189. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 7:47 pm

    Hey, this post just got 50% douchier and it’s not from Teresa.

    You’re a woman. Like you understand percentages.

  190. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 7:48 pm

    Why do you have to call me names Rosie and its a white wine spritzer

  191. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 7:53 pm

    Hey Rosetta, did Floyd drop acid, bite your toe, turn into a can of chunky peanut butter, then fly around the room again today?

    I love it when he does that.

    Yes. He also did something new that made me LOL in my pants. I took him out earlier and while he was peeing, he farted.

    It’s like he’s a 70 year old man.

    No offense Hotspur.

  192. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 7:54 pm

    Rosetta, did any cousins make out at your wife’s family reunion?

    I don’t know. I was high on angel dust the entire time.

    But probably.

  193. Comment by Hotspur on July 20, 2011 7:55 pm

    Rosetta, I’ll cut yo ass up.

  194. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 7:55 pm

    sohitafrognita, you only drink Bud Light!

  195. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 7:56 pm

    Geez, this thread just hit “Surreal” at warp 9!

  196. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 8:02 pm

    And occassionally red wine

  197. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:06 pm

    Rosetta, I’ll cut yo ass up.

    Bring it!

    I thought about you last weekend because one of Mrs Rosetta’s aunts was drinking a box of chardonnay.

  198. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 8:08 pm

    You’re a woman. Like you understand percentages.

    *looks at old Civil Engineering texts from college*

    It’s a good thing I have you menfolk around to help me figger out this stuff – I never could understand how fractions, decimals, and percentages tied together……

  199. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 8:10 pm

    I’d pay good money to see Emmanuel Cleaver when he “has a talk” with Rep. West:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/20/congressional-black-caucus-furious-over-gop-rep-allen-wests-email-to-wasserman-schultz/

  200. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:12 pm

    Has everyone seen the video of that supermassivedunce Contessa Brewer axing Congressman Brooks if he has an economics degree?

    I laughed and laughed and laughed and then I Lulzd.

    He should have asked her if she does. That would have been rich.

    She’s a ticking retard time bomb for MSNBC. I love it.

  201. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 8:13 pm

    So, when politicians refer to; “The Average American Family”, are they talking the mean, the median or the mode?

  202. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 8:15 pm

    A Muslim soldier from Fort Campbell who won conscientious objector status but then faced a court-martial after being charged with possessing child pornography has gone AWOL, an Army spokesman said Wednesday.

    http://tinyurl.com/3hybg54

  203. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 8:16 pm

    Well hello there Rosetta! Funny that you should show up on a HHD poat.

  204. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 8:16 pm

    It’s “The Average”, Chief – but they don’t expect the great unwashed masses to understand what that means..

    Now shut up and eat your peas.

  205. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:18 pm

    Well hello there Rosetta! Funny that you should show up on a HHD poat.

    Funny how? Are you calling me a clown? Do I amuse you? Funny how? HOW THE FUCK AM I FUNNY?!?

  206. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:18 pm

    *notices the fat ugly woman at the bar, sipping chardonnay*

    This is a white Pinot Noir, you non -oenophile.

  207. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 8:19 pm

    …after being charged with possessing child pornography…

    So how old were the “kids”?

    (I’ll be here all week – try the veal!)

  208. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 8:19 pm

    Rosetta – Saw that. What an unbelievable scrunt.

    TiFW – I hate that when they are talking numbers! It’s like polls, if I don’t know the standard deviation. . .

  209. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 8:19 pm

    **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Chinese fire drill”

  210. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:20 pm

    Here’s my review of the Liam Neeson movie “Unknown”:

    It’s Jason Bourne but when he’s 55.

    Fin.

    And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  211. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:21 pm

    Long day today. Just got home.

  212. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 8:22 pm

    Now, Chief – they’re your betters. If you demonstrate that you are “ignorant” of what they are talking about, they may need to send you for some “re-education”.

    See you in the camps, comrade!

  213. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 8:24 pm

    Funny how? Are you calling me a clown? Do I amuse you? Funny how? HOW THE FUCK AM I FUNNY?!?

    Funny coincidence, you dork!

    *adds Rosetta pic to her collection of best goatees evah secret wall mural and lights another candle*

  214. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:24 pm

    Anyone else jazzed about our climate being at the mercy of the Milky Way’s cosmic rays rather than SUVs? Because it makes me happy and terrified.

  215. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:25 pm

    **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Chinese fire drill”

    *jumps in the back seat, ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

  216. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:27 pm

    My kids are driving me to drink tonight.

    /cuts self

    /finds beer

    /bandages self up.

  217. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 8:32 pm

    Hey, been crazy today. How’s Count doing?

  218. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:32 pm

    WTF? Where is everyone.

    Can you see I’m having a moment?

  219. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 8:32 pm

    Roamy,
    Spread the word.
    When the Shuttle lands, everybody wear ape-suits!

  220. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:33 pm

    Car in, you look lovely this evening. How was your day?

  221. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:33 pm

    Where’s that whore Mare. I need to know if beer is going to make me fat.

  222. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:36 pm

    My day was ok until now. My kids are driving me nuts. I had a good workout. Didn’t get too much done, but … well, just the normal round of laundry, kitchen cleaning, gardening.

  223. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:36 pm

    When the Shuttle lands, everybody wear ape-suits!

    Ha.

    That’s what I could use tonight. A good movie. Sci fi.

  224. Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 20, 2011 8:37 pm

    This is a median poat.

  225. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:38 pm

    PG! Say something funny.

  226. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 8:40 pm

    Rosetta, Sohos and I both loved unknown.

    *Takes away Rosetta’s movie reviewer credentials. Kicks him in his poontaint.*

  227. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 8:40 pm

    Hahahahahahaha, good idea, ChrisP.

    I saw the trailer for the new Ape movie last night.

  228. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 8:41 pm

    Unknown even.

  229. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 8:41 pm

    Carin, beer will not make YOU fat.

  230. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 8:42 pm

    They just got Count up and walking. The night nurse is going to make him walk the hall tonight. He can get a liquid diet starting tomorrow

  231. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 8:42 pm

    *notices the fat ugly woman at the bar, sipping chardonnay*

    I am not fat, just lumpy. And this is a juicebox.

    *kicks rosetta’s ass*

  232. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:42 pm

    Beer makes you fat. I’m sorry.

    I have to do some weeding at the new place soon. I’m a two-week bachelor starting Tuesday, which is awesome.

    Because it means I have to take care of all six animals and both houses by myself. When am I going to have time to have my girlfriend over?

  233. Comment by Osoloco on July 20, 2011 8:42 pm

    I think it was Scott who mentioned a whiskey I wanted to try but I can’t remember what it was called. I may have been drinking and it wasn’t Scott at all. Pretty sure it was a hostage.

  234. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 8:42 pm

    Watch this one, Carin:

    http://www.bing.com/movies/search/overview?q=Silent+Running&id=e01577c4-0f6a-4f95-b360-34e50e1d37a2&qpvt=Silent+Running&FORM=DTPSHA

  235. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:43 pm

    Car In, beer will make you happy and fun.

    And if you’re happy and fun, no one cares if you’re fat.

  236. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 8:44 pm

    When the Shuttle lands, everybody wear ape-suits!

    HAHAHA….crispy made a funneh.

  237. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 8:44 pm

    Leon – Bullshit! I drink beer and I’m a wispy 240 lbs!

  238. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 8:44 pm

    Beer doesn’t make you fat. Too many carbs/calories vs. what you’re burning off makes you fat, although the malt in beer can slow down your metabolism, so there’s that.

    Anyway, Carin, have a beer then go run 11 miles and do 117 ab crunches after that.

  239. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:45 pm

    Decides to listen to Mare and not Leon.

    sorry.

    One beer ain’t gonna make me fat. Plus, I’ve noticed that a beer or two actually helps a bit with running, especially when I’ve gone low carb.

  240. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:45 pm

    Silent Running will make you want to kill yourself.

    Or possibly make you want to build robots to carry on after Obama gets us all killed.

  241. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 8:45 pm

    MCPO, what is Google-plus and how come I got an email from you that says ‘no-reply’ in the address?

    That’s the third or fourth of these things I’ve gotten.

  242. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:46 pm

    I like your advice Clint, but to be more accurate, I’d only have to run for about 15 mins to burn it off.

  243. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:46 pm

    One beer ain’t gonna make me fat.

    Uh huh, you’re going to stop at one.

  244. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 8:46 pm

    leon, have your girlfriend take care of the animals so that you can do the garden stuff.

    ….two birds…one stone…blah blah

  245. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 8:46 pm

    HA! Chrispy, I may be dumb but I’m slow. I just got your joke.

  246. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 8:47 pm

    Carin, I’ve seen a study or two that does prove beer is a good after workout beverage.

  247. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:47 pm

    Car in, you’re likely a very efficient runner since you do so much of it. Probably need more like an hour or two.

  248. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 8:48 pm

    “And if you’re happy and fun, no one cares if you’re fat.”

    I’m banking on this!

  249. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 8:48 pm

    Sex is good after a workout too … just sayin’ … and I sorta remember.

  250. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:48 pm

    beasn, my imaginary mistress is much too high maintenance to do chores.

  251. Comment by mare on July 20, 2011 8:49 pm

    Chris, how did your eyeball operation go?

  252. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 8:50 pm

    “‘“And if you’re happy and fun, no one cares if you’re fat.’

    I’m banking on this!”

    It also helps if you’re grabby when your drunk.

  253. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:51 pm

    I read in People magazine that Billy Blanks drinks 2 cases of beer a day and he’s not fat.

    But he is black so there’s that.

  254. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 8:51 pm

    Laurawhorea,

    Google+ is like google’s version of Facechimpdouche.

  255. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 8:51 pm

    RACIST!!!!

  256. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 8:53 pm

    Laura! Go check you G+ now!!1!

  257. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:53 pm

    Uh huh, you’re going to stop at one.

    I did.

  258. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 8:53 pm

    Tangle Ridge Oso.

  259. Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 20, 2011 8:54 pm

    Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:38 pm
    PG! Say something funny.

    You know youre talking to me right? Unfunniest of all the texans.

  260. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:54 pm

    I did.

    Whoa /keanu

  261. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:54 pm

    Car in, you’re likely a very efficient runner since you do so much of it. Probably need more like an hour or two.

    About 10 minutes of kicking your ass should do it.

  262. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 8:54 pm

    All of the world’s top athletes drink two to three cases of beer a day.
    This is a proven scientific fact.

  263. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 8:55 pm

    Beer doesn’t make ME fat, or Scott either I’d bet.
    I’ve the metabolism of a humming-bird. The only difference between drinking lots of beer and eating rich food, or watching my calories, is cost.
    I’m going-on 63 years, 6′ tall, and 138 pounds. I don’t think I’m part of ‘Obese America’.
    I could gain 10 pounds if I went back to the gym 7 days a week, but I would not get any bigger, just denser muscle-mass.
    Anita, however, does not work that way…

  264. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 8:55 pm

    Thanks Farthead. But I don’t use facebjorkcurtainlardvuvuzela either, so that doesn’t really help. Is this like a mass email? And why the no-reply?

  265. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:56 pm

    One beer was all I needed. Just to make it through the kids being really irritating. They’ve stopped, so I can stop drinking.

    It mommy’s medicine.

  266. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:57 pm

    About 10 minutes of kicking your ass should do it.

    Possibly. I almost deserve it at this point.

  267. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 8:57 pm

    #

    All of the world’s top athletes drink two to three cases of beer a day.
    This is a proven scientific fact.
    #

    You guys should have seen MJ in the gym on Saturday morning in St. Louis. He was AMAZING.

  268. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 8:58 pm

    beasn, my imaginary mistress is much too high maintenance to do chores.

    Now see, my imaginary paramour* is chore ready. There is nothing hawter than a dirty dirty boy. High maintenance dudes = metroghey.

    *kinda like Mr. Beasn

  269. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 8:59 pm

    There’s a movie I want to watch about roller derby death match with motorcycles in a dystopian future, but I can’t remember the title or actors. A little help?

  270. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 8:59 pm

    The imaginary mistress makes up for her impractical nature with a wide array of fun costumes.

  271. Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 20, 2011 9:00 pm

    Why bother drinking if you’re not gonna get shitfaced?

    Stuff Jefferson would’ve said if he’d been born in the latter half of the twentieth century. Vol I, Unabridged.

  272. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:00 pm

    You’re thinking of “On Golden Pond”, Jewstin.

  273. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 9:00 pm

    You can use it to mass communicate if you’d like Laura. You can write stupid shit about what you’re doing or thinking RIGHT NOW!! It’s a way to hook up with other friends or family, share photos…the possibilities are endless!

    *waits for G+ check to arrive*

  274. Comment by Sean M. on July 20, 2011 9:01 pm

    Did anybody wrassle with anybody else today?

  275. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:01 pm

    Carin, how do you know you don’t have cause and effect reversed? You’re saying you stopped drinking *when* they stopped being annoying. But perhaps you really just drink *until* they no longer annoy you.

  276. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 9:02 pm

    Jewstin, it’s the wrong movie, but you can’t go wrong with MegaForce.

  277. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 9:02 pm

    I’m pretty sure that was Mommy Dear Ass, Jewstin.

  278. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 9:02 pm

    You guys should have seen MJ in the gym on Saturday morning in St. Louis. He was AMAZING.
    ——————————————
    The real biathlon is binge drinking and sorta working out. I’m hoping to be sponsored by Heineken® for the 2012 season.

  279. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:03 pm

    So, it’s Twitter, but it goes to my email and I don’t have to sign up to ‘follow’ that person?

  280. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 9:04 pm

    Jewstin: Rollerball?

  281. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:05 pm

    Oh my God Carin is so funny tonight.

    *emails Carin’s kids to ask them to annoy her some more*

  282. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:05 pm

    Omg. I just found my bil on facebook (I don’t think he’s on it much) and it’s got a picture of his wife (you know, the one that recently passed away). She looks HORRIBLE. If I could find a way to discretely share, I would, since I told you so much about her.

  283. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 9:06 pm

    You’ve about got the gist of it Laura. Maybe more like a blog only faster and with invited guests only.

    ————————
    gotta run for a bit

  284. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:07 pm

    Carin, how do you know you don’t have cause and effect reversed? You’re saying you stopped drinking *when* they stopped being annoying. But perhaps you really just drink *until* they no longer annoy you.

    Let’s not quibble over details of the matter. Whichever way the magic works is fine with me.

  285. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 9:08 pm

    G+ is MyFaceTwitch spelled in shorthand.

  286. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:08 pm

    The real biathlon is binge drinking and sorta working out. I’m hoping to be sponsored by Heineken® for the 2012 season.

    Is throwing up an actual “leg” of the competition, or is that an extra credit thing?

  287. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 9:09 pm

    Mare!
    I was askeered, but all the drama was my own. It was easy peasy. The only pain involved was the nurse trying to put the IV fixture in my arm.
    Everything else was painless, quick, and easy. It took a few hours for the muscles in my eye-socket to wake-up, so the eye would look where it was supposed to.
    I got the left-lens out of my glasses today, so I can see with my ‘new’ eye, and my ‘really bad’ right-eye with the glasses. The ‘new’ eye is not ready to focus very close, yet. Distance vision is wonderful!
    And the colors!
    BiW told me it would be different, and it really is. The plastic lens passes a different spectrum than the natural lens. Color is vivid. Kinda like Kodachrome color -vs- generic fast-color-film.
    I’m really anxious to get my right-eye done, as it sucks, even with the glasses.
    They are gonna make me wait a couple weeks for the right-eye ’cause it’s really FUBAR inside and will take long to heal. They want the left to be ‘all settled in’ before they try the right.

  288. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:09 pm

    *emails Carin’s kids to ask them to annoy her some more*

    Holy shit, they’re back. WHAT DID YOU DO?

  289. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:11 pm


    gotta run for a bit

    When did Cyn start running?

  290. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 9:11 pm

    “On Golden Pond”

    *Sends Carin’s kids a kazoo and drum set.

  291. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:12 pm

    Your wasting your money, Jewstin. They already have a drum set.

    And a kazoo? Wouldn’t even phase me. I’ve got 5 kids.

  292. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:14 pm

    Carin, perhaps my little friend can help.

    http://is.gd/zLSc4R

    Oh hey! It’s Mr. Alcohol! Say hi to Carin!

  293. Comment by MJ on July 20, 2011 9:14 pm

    Is throwing up an actual “leg” of the competition, or is that an extra credit thing?
    ——————————————
    It depends. If you projectile vomit the refs are probably going to throw the flag. If you just barf in your own mount a little, they’ll let it go.

  294. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 9:14 pm

    LauraW is five times more likely to call me on the phone than to sign up for Google+

    I believe everybody gets the concept of “long odds”

  295. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:18 pm

    If it’s like facejarpossumstapler, then, not gunna do it.

    A possum stapler is a real thing, by the way. I have three. They work great.

  296. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:18 pm

    Carin, perhaps my little friend can help.

    http://is.gd/zLSc4R

    /Gives kids the toy, which they immediately throw up in the air and gets caught in my rafters.

    Thanks a lot, Laura. That really makes things a ton better.

  297. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:18 pm

    Holy crap – I just learned how to text message, Tweet, and switched everything over to Gmail, and now there’s something NEW that I need to learn?

    I’ll have one of whatever you’re having, Carin…..
    (unless it’s a beer with the ee-bil gluten in it)

  298. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:19 pm

    None of my possums have ever come apart, even after repeated trips through the washing machine. Highly recommend this item.

  299. Comment by xbradtc on July 20, 2011 9:19 pm

    Just how many possums do you need to staple?

  300. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:19 pm

    Who is more likely to call you, Dave, me or Lauraw?

  301. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 9:20 pm

    DiT,
    Would that be like Obama going on TV tomorrow and announcing; “The Conservatives are right! We don’t have a revenue problem, we have a spending problem! We must learn to live within our means!”

    That kinda “Long Odds”?

  302. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:21 pm

    I’ll have one of whatever you’re having, Carin…..
    (unless it’s a beer with the ee-bil gluten in it)

    I just spit the gluten out.

  303. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:21 pm

    Oh, it’s not that, xbrad. I just keep forgetting I have one already and always pick one up when I see it at Home Depot.

    But hey, at least I have a back up or two just in case there’s a possum stapling emergency.

  304. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 9:21 pm

    >> Who is more likely to call you, Dave, me or Lauraw?

    My mom.

  305. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:22 pm

    It’s twue, it’s twue:
    http://patdollard.com/2011/07/shep-smith-named-one-of-50-most-powerful-gay-men-in-america/

  306. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:22 pm

    Carin is killing me! HAA HA HA HAA

  307. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:25 pm

    did I tell you guys I had to make the birds (they are martins) a new nest?

    I hung a basket near their nest and put them all in that. They – apparently – fledged too early. They would have just died on the ground, but after the one jumped, the other two did as well.

    The (annoying) kids just checked on ’em and they are fine.

  308. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:26 pm

    Carin is killing me! HAA HA HA HAA

    You’re just going to encourage me, you know.

  309. Comment by beasn on July 20, 2011 9:26 pm

    I just checked the email I haven’t been using since it was tainted a while back and boy you all have been busy.

    *no I did not change it here above my nic because I haven’t figured out where to change it at avatar/wordpress*

  310. Comment by Rosetta on July 20, 2011 9:27 pm

    facebjorkcurtainlardvuvuzela

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Time to make the donuts. See you sumbitches later. And I’m doing the worst BBF ever this week.

    http://tinyurl.com/4yb3lg

    *kills Dave in Texas*

  311. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:29 pm

    Time to make the donuts. S

    Is that what the kids are calling it now-a-days?

    Gross. Keep it to yourself.

  312. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 9:29 pm

    *kills Dave in Texas*

    This is your brain on fried eggs.

  313. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 9:35 pm

    Jeebus I hate Mexican music.

    OOMPA OOMPA

    deedle deet dee deedle deet dee

    OOMPA OOMPA

    The Messicans are having a pool party outside my apartment tonight.

  314. Comment by Car in on July 20, 2011 9:35 pm

    ha ha ha.

  315. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 9:38 pm

    Carin, perhaps my little friend can help.

    http://is.gd/zLSc4R

    I’m going to make one of those for Baby Peel.

  316. Comment by Sean M. on July 20, 2011 9:39 pm

    Any updates on Count?

  317. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:40 pm

    We call that music “the neighborhood mating call” around these parts, Jewstin….

  318. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 9:41 pm

    Great news that your eye surgery went well Chrispy!

  319. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 9:44 pm

    Any updates on Count?

    Here ya go, Sean:
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/hhd-firefly-edition/#comment-576939

  320. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 9:45 pm

    You probably won’t like this then Jewstein.

  321. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 9:46 pm

    Cyn,
    Thanks! I’m now an ‘enthusiast’, at least for THIS doctor.
    I’m aware that there are some who have less success.
    I asked a nurse; “How ofter does this go wrong?” She has been with him for two years and has never seen it happen.
    BiW was pretty enthusiastic in his recommendation, and I agree with him. This Doc is is young enough to be my grand-child, but he is VERY good.

  322. Comment by Sean M. on July 20, 2011 9:48 pm

    Thanks, Teresa.

  323. Comment by Michael on July 20, 2011 9:50 pm

    I’ve decided to grow a beard while Cathy is in Colorado. I think it’s going to be white.

    *strokes chin with stubble*

    *Tackles Car in, gives her the “whisker burn”*

  324. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 9:57 pm

    I haven’t had a full beard since the IBSBP.

    It sure had some white in it.

  325. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 9:57 pm

    We call that music “the neighborhood mating call” around these parts, Jewstin….

    I want my taxes to fund a government task force to destroy every tuba and accordion in existence.

  326. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 9:59 pm

    My Dad grew a full beard for a while after he retired. I like to think that my ridicule helped get him back to reality, but it was probably his wife’s tiny but persuasive backhand.

  327. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 10:01 pm

    Michael,
    When I went to work at Ft. Lewis, as a contractor doing maint & mods on attack-helos, I had to shave-off my red-beard, so the respirators would seal while using hazardous chemicals.
    When the contract ended, and I joined the ‘Army-of-the-Funemployed’, I could let it grow again. It came-out totally white!
    I was shocked! Shocked, I tell you!
    It’s white to this day.
    It doesn’t make me look ‘distinguished’, it makes me look old…
    Just sayin’.

  328. Comment by Cathy on July 20, 2011 10:02 pm

    A beard, huh?

  329. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 10:04 pm

    LauraW,
    You’ve seen my POL-pic. My beard don’t look that bad. It hides my weak chin and gives me character.
    Well yeah, the character of an aging hippie, but WTF,O?

  330. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 10:05 pm

    You should post a picture of it when you’re done Michael. Then do a series of gradual shaves so we can see you with different styles, the Colonel Sanders, etc., ending with ‘the Rosetta.’

    You’ll have to shave your head for that one.

    It will be worth it.

  331. Comment by Mrs. Peel on July 20, 2011 10:06 pm

    DRIVE-BY COMMENT

    I am so, so, so ready to have this baby.

    \DRIVE-BY COMMENT

  332. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 10:07 pm

    I really need to subscribe to Laura’s newsletter…..

  333. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 10:07 pm

    GO Peel!

  334. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 10:08 pm

    Peel!!!!!!!

    How’re you holding up in this heat, momma?

  335. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 10:10 pm

    Howdy Viruses!

  336. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 10:10 pm

    Crispy, it works for some people.

    Dad just looked like an old bum, because he just let ‘er rip and he wasn’t shaping it right. He can grow a beard in three minutes just by thinking on it real hard, and his beard starts nearly just below his eyes. It was terrible.

  337. Comment by pendejo grande on July 20, 2011 10:13 pm

    Peel, I told you to not let that Will dude in your pants. Bud did you listen? Hell no!! And now look atcha.

  338. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 10:14 pm

    My white beard make me look old, but I ain’t shaving!

  339. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 10:15 pm

    Oh it definitely works for you, Master Chief. *waggles eyebrows*

  340. Comment by pendejo grande on July 20, 2011 10:16 pm

    Hey vmax, what would you give me for a ’99 F250 crew cab with 145k on it? How bout a ’01 Maxima with 168k? Throw in a ’00 Ranger with 115k and you’ve just about established my net worth.

  341. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 10:18 pm

    I don’t know, but I’m guessing being pregnant in the last trimester where the temps were 100+ for 45 days probably sucks.

  342. Comment by Jewstin on July 20, 2011 10:19 pm

    I’m 31 and when I grow my hair or beard to any length it’s salt and pepper. I even noticed a few white chest hairs the other day. It doesn’t seem fair.

  343. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 10:20 pm

    There’s no way I’d get away with growing a beard again now (work).

    I kinda liked it, but then I kept it trimmed at the neck and on my cheeks.

    People told me it was red, which is odd, but whatever. I mean the parts that weren’t grey

  344. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 10:23 pm

    Hang on PG,
    Remember I am quoting wholesale auction prices. I buy 2001-2002 Rav4’s for $4000 and sell them at auction for $6000. My buyers retail them for $10,000

  345. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 10:23 pm

    I think I’d look weird with a beard and no head hair.

  346. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 10:23 pm

    I agree wtih Laura, Chief. Good Stuff!

    Men with neat facial hair is hawt!

    Except when it gets too itchy n stuff. Then it’s not so hawt.

  347. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 10:24 pm

    LauraW,
    Back in ’57 (probably before you were born), during the Oregon Centennial, lots of Oregon men grew beards. First time ever I saw my dad with a beard! I thought it was very cool! It really looked good on him. Mom HATED it! When the celebration and fair were over, in ‘no uncertain terms’, he would shave it off, and never do such a horrible thing again!
    He never did, but I think he enjoyed it, in no small part because it pissed her off so…

  348. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 10:24 pm

    Did Mrs Cyn like my big ‘stache?

  349. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 10:25 pm

    Dave – I’m sure you look quite dashing with your beard.

  350. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 10:28 pm

    The only time my beard gets itchy is when the hair gets just long enough to curl back and touch my face (the follicles are thick and wiry, not at all like my hair). That phase lasts a couple weeks, I used to shower and rinse hair conditioner through it, which helped).

    Now, how itchy it was on chicks, can’t say. Well, I could. But I gots manners.

  351. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 10:32 pm

    Dave, IBSBP = ?

  352. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 10:33 pm

    Dave, if you have a trimmer or set of clippers, I recommend using it/them early in the beard-growing process. Blunts the tips of the hairs so they don’t poke as much. Razors leave the hairs pointy.

  353. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 10:34 pm

    Mrs. Peel, I can sympathize. Rocketboy’s birfday was yesterday. Mr. RFH wore flannel pajamas and long sleeve shirts in the house, I kept it so cold.

  354. Comment by clintbird on July 20, 2011 10:34 pm

    Peel, chug a quart of Cator Oil then jump up and down a lot. That should help you get your delivery wish.

  355. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 10:36 pm

    I trim my beard at least once a week. Also, one should use sharp scissors to trim the lip line. Finally, conditioner is a must ifffin you want to kiss pretty girls.

  356. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 20, 2011 10:36 pm

    Sleep time.

  357. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 10:37 pm

    Count just walked a lap around our whole floor. Leaps and bounds from this morning

  358. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 10:41 pm

    PG,
    A Tan F250 2wd XLT with 153k miles sold in TX Hobby for $4500
    There were not enough XL’s to bother, and I skipped the Lariat.

    01 Max
    A grey GXE with 151k sold in DFW for $3500

    00 Ranger Reg Cab with 102k sold in DFW for $2500

  359. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 10:41 pm

    Sohos – That’s good news!

  360. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 10:41 pm

    Heh, hospital floor laps. Oh man does that bring memories. Good job Count! Keep at it! The more you walk the faster you’re home.

  361. Comment by lauraw on July 20, 2011 10:43 pm

    Sohos, does he have pain from the gas they inflate you with during the laparascopic procedure?

  362. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 10:43 pm

    What happened to Count?
    what did I miss?

    Sorry Sohos!

  363. Comment by Lipstick on July 20, 2011 10:49 pm

    Vmax, Count had his appendix out this morning.

    Anybody have a good recipe for croquettes? I’m going to make some of the ham variety tomorrow.

  364. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 10:53 pm

    I don’t think so Layra. He said I wanna go home so I am showing them I can walk. Vman he had his appendix out this morning.

  365. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 10:54 pm

    IBSBP = Innocent Bystanders Super Bowl Party.. when I met a ton of those goofs for the first time. Been 3 years I think.. it was the Giants and the Pats.

    Sohos, glad he’s moving around. They do blow up that belly with gas,

    Leon, you cannot train my beard hair. It is round and wiry, and it could be used to pave roads. It will go where it wants to. The only relief from the “touchback” is when it gets long enough to “touch somewhere else”.

    Weird, cause my head hair is kinda soft.

  366. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 10:55 pm

    OH.. duh. I see what you’re saying now Leon. Good point.

  367. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 20, 2011 10:55 pm

    Glad Count is doing better, Sohos.

  368. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 10:56 pm

    My youngest and her little buddies are on the road now from Florida. 18 hours.

    I’m fine.

    Mostly.

  369. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 10:58 pm

    I am glad he is ok Sohos.

  370. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 10:59 pm

    Been 3 years I think.. it was the Giants and the Pats.

    Hey, I remember that game.

    That’s the game where I won that awesome bet I made with PJ and sohos.

  371. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:00 pm

    I am glad he is ok Sohos.

    same here, sohos.

    Dammit we need to get through a year without a Hostage breaking down on us!

  372. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 20, 2011 11:00 pm

    Great news, Sohita! Go get ’em, Count!

    I don’t know, but I’m guessing being pregnant in the last trimester where the temps were 100+ for 45 days probably sucks.

    Yes (1986), yes (1991), yes (1992), and yes (2001)……

  373. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 11:01 pm

    >> Dammit we need to get through a year without a Hostage breaking down on us!

    He’s a youngun too.

    Glad he’s ok.

    ..

    Hey, I’m good! Nothin hurts.

  374. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:03 pm

    Get well soon and buck the system Count!

  375. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 11:06 pm

    All of my USB ports crapped out a few weeks ago, and my sound card.

    Now I am working from home. Thunderbird did no work with the office email server. My Laser printer does not have usb, my laptop dose not have a printer port.

    Did I mention my USB ports don’t work?

    Now I have a spanking new laptop with a new laser All in one, oopsie I now have office 2010 my 2007 did not have outlook.

    Meh What is a grand when you are unemployed?

  376. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:06 pm

    Hey, I’m good! Nothin hurts.

    c’mere….

    *smack!

    how about now?

  377. Comment by Vmaximus on July 20, 2011 11:08 pm

    If they are in the bay area Dave, I will check on them for you. With your permission of course1

  378. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 11:09 pm

    Thanks yall. He said he hasn’t noticed that aspect. He didn’t like it when they squeezed the drainage sack…*passes out*

  379. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:10 pm

    HAHA! Vman and his ‘stache checking on the girls!

  380. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 11:10 pm

    Hopefully they fully deflated Count, that gas can hurt like a mofo.

    Mine traveled to my shoulders and had a party for about 3 days.

  381. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:12 pm

    Have they at least given you a time frame for when he might get out, Sohos? Give him a sweet pinch from me please.

  382. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:15 pm

    That sounds awful Scott. Did they do some kind of massage to help with that?

  383. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 11:17 pm

    Crispy, I’m so glad your surgery was a success! Scott they must have b/c he hasn’t felt or even said anything about that.

  384. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 11:18 pm

    If I complained about anything the solution was always another couple laps.

  385. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:23 pm

    Good to hear the surgery went good for count. Hope he gets home soon!

    I passed a Performance Powder Coating in Des Moines, made me think of you two.

  386. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:25 pm

    My friend had cataract surgery a few years back, said now it doesn’t look like he’s seeing life through a glass of skim milk, any more.

  387. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 11:26 pm

    Cyn we don’t know yet and I just pinched him for you 😉

  388. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:27 pm

    See Contessa get pwned: Chicks on the Right: Contessa Brewer: Welcome To Being OWNED By Mo Brooks.

  389. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:30 pm

    Smoooches Sohos!

  390. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:31 pm

    said now it doesn’t look like he’s seeing life through a glass of skim milk,

    any chance they can help me with this recurring double-vision I seem to get in the evenings?

  391. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:34 pm

    Scott, I was gonna tell you Dana Perino was on TV every day, but I didn’t want to subject you to Bob Beckel.

  392. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:35 pm

    any chance they can help me with this recurring double-vision I seem to get in the evenings?

    Duh. Tape one eye shut. Problem solved.

  393. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:37 pm

    any chance they can help me with this recurring double-vision I seem to get in the evenings?

    You sure it isn’t the bartender you need to stop visiting for that problem?

  394. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 11:37 pm

    Sohito,
    Thanks! Glad Count is doing well. Maybe home tomorrow? Probably several days before he can go back to work.

  395. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:38 pm

    *high fives Jay with the double-tap*

  396. Comment by Michael on July 20, 2011 11:38 pm

    A beard, huh?

    That’s right, sweetie.

    You’re gonna get the “whisker burn” when you come home.

    Also, I’ve been pruning the palm trees. They look a lot better.

  397. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:39 pm

    Duh. Tape one eye shut. Problem solved.

    Huh. It worked. You a genius!

    You sure it isn’t the bartender you need to stop visiting for that problem?

    BARtender. *pshaw. I wish!

  398. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 11:39 pm

    How cool Jay. Just now on the Spanish channel they were selling something callled “Super Cyn” hahahaha SS gift?

  399. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 11:40 pm

    Jay’Ames,
    I kept trying to wipe the film off my glasses. DUH! It was NOT my glasses.
    This is gonna be great!
    /Flounder

  400. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:40 pm

    <i.Also, I’ve been pruning the palm trees.

    Honestly, wouldn’t e-mail be a better forum for you two to be discussing your manscaping?

    Please?

  401. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:41 pm

    *reads new line above comment box, cries, runs to the bedroom and slams the door; twice*

  402. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:44 pm

    W00t! Free advertising! Your check is in the mail Sohos! 😀 HAHA!

  403. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:45 pm

    Just now on the Spanish channel they were selling something callled “Super Cyn” hahahaha SS gift?

    So then, I’m gonna assume it was rather cheap?

  404. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:45 pm

    Don’t worry, Cyn, it’s just a reminder for wiser. It’s why we don’t hear from him all day.

    Until he hits the sauce.

  405. Comment by daveintexas on July 20, 2011 11:46 pm

    >> how about now?

    If you strike me now I will just come back stronger than you could ever imagine.

    It occurred to me tonight (so I posted about it), 42 years ago tonight I was sitting on the living room floor with dad and mom, and my eldest kid sis, watching Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

  406. Comment by Michael on July 20, 2011 11:47 pm

    Wiser, we actually have three Washingtonian palm trees in our front yard. One is new, replacing a palm that did not make it through the exceptionally hard freeze last winter. (A 10′ palm of this type costs $1K here.)

    The other two are doing fine, but looked kind of ratty because of the freeze burns, which I have been trimming off.

  407. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:48 pm

    It’s why we don’t hear from him all day.

    yeah…… that’s why….

    *cough

  408. Comment by sohos on July 20, 2011 11:48 pm

    Ok Kool kids I’m going to try to get some sleep. ‘Niteall

  409. Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 20, 2011 11:48 pm

    Dave- I know where of you speak. I was there with my parents and two siblings, all of whom have passed on.

  410. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 11:48 pm

    “Probably several days before he can go back to work.”

    If he can walk, he can work.

  411. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:50 pm

    Wiser, we actually have three Washingtonian palm trees in our front yard. One is new, replacing a palm that did not make it through the exceptionally hard freeze last winter. (A 10′ palm of this type costs $1K here.)

    The other two are doing fine, but looked kind of ratty because of the freeze burns, which I have been trimming off.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Holy shit, Michael, I had almost forgotten how unbelievably funny you can be sometimes…..

    Seriously…

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……

    waitaminute….

    *rereads Michael’s comment.

    .
    .
    .
    .
    WTF????? Why, that wasn’t funny at all!

  412. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 11:51 pm

    Sxott,
    You’re so considerate. I like that!

  413. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:51 pm

    If he can walk, he can work.

    If he can dodge sepsis, he can dodge a ball.

  414. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 20, 2011 11:53 pm

    If he can dodge sepsis, he can dodge a ball.

    Nice call back, well done. That was a chortle and a snort.

  415. Comment by ChrisP on July 20, 2011 11:53 pm

    That was really a response to Scott, but I left both eyes open. Major FAIL.
    Sorry. My ‘new’ eye don’t focus that close, yet…

  416. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:54 pm

    Nighty night sweet Sohos!

  417. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:55 pm

    hey crispy… how many fingers am I holding up?

    …………………./´¯/)
    ………………..,/¯../
    ………………./…./
    …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
    ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
    ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
    ………\……………..’…../
    ……….”…\………. _.·´
    …………\…………..(
    …………..\………….\…

  418. Comment by Cyn on July 20, 2011 11:56 pm

    So then, I’m gonna assume it was rather cheap?

    Cheap and easy–I based my target audience on you wiserbuns.

  419. Comment by scott on July 20, 2011 11:56 pm

    My guess is that he will be eager to get back to the shop. I certainly hope he doesn’t push it, but wouldn’t be surprised if he did.

  420. Comment by wiserbud on July 20, 2011 11:58 pm

    I certainly hope he doesn’t push it, – scott

    o_O

  421. Comment by daveintexas on July 21, 2011 12:00 am

    >> Holy shit, Michael, I had almost forgotten how unbelievably funny you can be sometimes…..

    Michael who?

  422. Comment by Michael on July 21, 2011 12:00 am

    My Dad grew a full beard for a while after he retired.

    See, I’m not going for a full beard this time. I’m going for the scruffy Don Johnson look that I keep seeing in the Happy Hump Day posts that the Hostagettes keep selecting.

    I might need to buy some kind of trimmer for this. I’ll bet I can find one cheap on Amazon.com.

    Also, why is Wiser such a dick? I bared my soul about my palm trees, and he was a dick about it. He mocked me.

    No wonder that nobody likes him.

  423. Comment by wiserbud on July 21, 2011 12:03 am

    No wonder that nobody likes him.

    Actually, from the e-mails I get, my mocking you is the one thing people actually like about me.

  424. Comment by daveintexas on July 21, 2011 12:04 am

    Wow. Clarinet brothers will cut each other like the bitch owes em money.

  425. Comment by Vmaximus on July 21, 2011 12:04 am

    I have Cuban royals Michael. and bootless Washingtonian palms

  426. Comment by Vmaximus on July 21, 2011 12:05 am

    Not that I can’t grow boots

  427. Comment by Cyn on July 21, 2011 12:05 am

    Michael, maybe check into a Flobee for the facial hair.

  428. Comment by wiserbud on July 21, 2011 12:06 am

    Michael who?

    Michael Hu. Very popular sit-com star in Japan.

    Best known for his role as Chandrer in Fliends.

  429. Comment by wiserbud on July 21, 2011 12:08 am

    Wow. Clarinet brothers will cut each other like the bitch owes em money.

    Fucking A, buddy. You do NOT fuck with clarinet players.

    At least, that’s what I always heard the flute players say to each other during band rehearsal.

    That’s right, they knew.

    They knew.

  430. Comment by Cyn on July 21, 2011 12:09 am

    Vman–are Cohibas a good cigar?

  431. Comment by scott on July 21, 2011 12:09 am

    I would go with a HomeLite Michael

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcY351vBALo

  432. Comment by daveintexas on July 21, 2011 12:09 am

    heh. Nite kids.

    Am glad teh Count is feelin bitchy about hospitals. That’s a good sign.

  433. Comment by wiserbud on July 21, 2011 12:10 am

    Michael, maybe check into a Flobee for the facial hair.

    either that or a goat.

  434. Comment by Michael on July 21, 2011 12:11 am

    The other big event of my day was that I got a haircut.

    I figured it would be bad to show up at the Spirit Grille for dinner with both a scruffy face and needing a haircut.

  435. Comment by ChrisP on July 21, 2011 12:11 am

    Wiser,
    That’s nice. You’re now on ‘The List’…
    Love you bro.

  436. Comment by wiserbud on July 21, 2011 12:13 am

    nite, davey.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duHx9-6oBNU

  437. Comment by Cyn on July 21, 2011 12:14 am

    Sweet Dreams Dave!

  438. Comment by ChrisP on July 21, 2011 12:14 am

    I never considered it the ‘Don Johnson’ look, more like the ‘Yasser Arafat’ look.
    You know, like your average Egyptian terrorist…

  439. Comment by scott on July 21, 2011 12:17 am

    Bed calls. Got an emergency pack and ship job tomorrow. Furniture that has to be in LA by the end of the month so it can make the taping of a TV show.

    Price is no object = sweetest words ever spoken.

  440. Comment by wiserbud on July 21, 2011 12:18 am

    newpoat

  441. Comment by Cyn on July 21, 2011 12:19 am

    Sweet dreams to you too Scott!

    I’m not too far behind.

  442. Comment by Cathy on July 21, 2011 12:29 am

    Glad to hear Count is doing fine.


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