Big Boob Friday™

It’s a big holiday weekend and I wanted to create a post just for me and a few of my closest friends. If you are stuck at home or have chosen to stay out of all that holiday traffic, make yourself another cocktail, hoist the American flag, and loosen your swim trunks for BBF.

Some of you may be cooking out for the long weekend, so I did some research. I’ve studied up on this and have learned excactly how it is that men are so very good at barbequing. Heh.

Since music is so important to the atmosphere while picnicking, let’s listen to some cool shit.

If you can believe this, the voluptuously sculpted beauty for today is making her very first appearance here. I know!! I can’t belive it either!1! Our sweet lovely was born on September 30 in the not too distant past and like the scales of her birth sign, initially sought out a career as a laywer. But alas, and thankfully for us, she was bitten by the modeling bug and it took. She’s also appeared in a few movies like The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and a few of the Matrix flicks, and several others that you’ve probably never watched since they’re in Italian.

Born in Città di Castello, Italy, she is a 5’7” silky fox. Her measurements, 36-25-36, are all natural just the way God intended. She fluently speaks Italian, French, and English, and is semi-fluent in Spanish. She’s smart, unlike you, and fearless: (NSFW)“I’m not scared by nudity, because for me, nothing is more beautiful than a body. You can have such an amazing emotion from a body.”(NSFW) Is it getting hot in here? Yes, yes it is. With absolutely no minimum alcohol consumption required, here’s a gorgeous MILF for Friday, July 1, 2011, Monica Bellucci.

Imma gonna help you get some of those smarts that Ms. Bellucci has:

*1596 – An English fleet under the Earl of Essex, Lord Howard of Effingham and Francis Vere captured and sacked Cadiz, Spain.

*1874 – The Philadelphia Zoological Society zoo opened as the first zoo in the United States.

*1876 –Montenegro declared war on the Turks.

*1905 – The USDA Forest Service was created within the Department of Agriculture.

*1909 – Thomas Edison began commercially manufacturing his new “A” type alkaline storage batteries.

*1978 – Foreigner’s “Hot Blooded” was released.

*1979 – Sony introduced the Walkman.

*1997 – The sovereignty over Hong Kong was transferred from Great Britain to China

*2000 – Walter Matthau, actor, dies at 79

*Astrology: Cancer, June 21-July 22: Ruled by the Moon, Keywords: gentle, conservative, feeling, nurturing, defensive, and contemplative. Sign: 69. Shared birthdays: Dan Aykroyd, Princess Diana, Pam Anderson, Wally Amos Jr., and Estee Lauder.

Bonus music selection to go with your lotion and kleenex; click and enjoy.

Even moar bonus footage that’s probably just barely NSFW. *fans self*

And a special thank you for allowing a chick to make a BBF poat for you. Mwah!

199 Comments

  1. My God, the elbows, so very sharp!

  2. HAHA!

    Douche.

  3. BTW, nice job on the poat, Cyn. You might have to do this more often!

  4. grrrrrrrr….great job Tigress! Thanks also for the awesome email! You da woman!

  5. Cyn knows excellent woman-flesh……Well done!!!!

  6. Thanks and kisses!

  7. Kudos! Sweet Cyn!

  8. I love her waistline.

  9. HAHAHA! A poat about bewb and the only dude here is Jay.

    Hmmm….?

  10. Cyn! I went to high school with the lawyer link you used. We did a lot of work with him at my old job b/c he is a workers comp lawyer. How funny is that

  11. What an excellent choice!

    Cyn would make a great lesbian.

    Just sayin’

  12. Oh wow! Just realized that our lovely woman is the very same lovely woman who was Mary Magdalen in “The Passion of Christ,” Mel Gibson’s movie.

    Good call, Cyn.

  13. HAHAHA! A poat about bewb and the only dude here is Jay.

    Yeah, what’s up with that? Maybe Monica has something extra down there in the swimsuit area, and this is actually HHD?

  14. I like bewbs.

  15. She’s purdy.

    *runs around in circles until I crash into a wall

  16. How was your movie CB? I’ve got Sucker Punch coming today. Haven’t seen it yet. It is a different take on “Alice in Wonderland”

  17. How was “The Undefeated” Cathy?

  18. Hmm, haven’t thought about Sucker Punch that way, sohos, but you’re right! I wanna see that one, too.

  19. I probably won’t get to watch it until Saturday night but I will let you know how it is Jay.

  20. The Undefeated was much better than expected. I hope ALL of you make an effort to see it. It is so much more than a promo for a run for POTUS… In fact I don’t think she will run after seeing it… I’m not good at judging that however.

    Btw, NiceDeb saw it at the RightOnline conference and also thought it was excellent.

  21. Sohos, has your boss been an asshole or is he cool?

  22. I hope I will have the chance to see it. There is no place listed for showings that is within 10 hours of where I live.

  23. hahahaha Mare. I debated on how to answer that 😉 He is cool and hawt (which is more important)

  24. “The Undefeated” is one of my favorite John Wayne movies.

  25. I loved it, Sohos, but my girls did not. I hadn’t seen it in years and had forgotten how terrific it was.

  26. I learned a lot from the documentary. It does not come out until July 15th… And only limited showings but I hope that if it gets enough attention it will become much easier to see.

    Jay, Russ got to see it and Sarah Palin too… So be jealous.

  27. Good luck with the sugar thing, Mare. When I severely limit my sugar and shit like high fructose corn syrup I feel better and look better too.

  28. I thought Russ missed the movie, but caught the BBQ.

    He got to meet Breitbart and Monsour, too. Pretty cool stuff. Wish I could have gone, too.

  29. Was also wanting to mention that the documentary includes a lot of clips by Andrew Breitbert, Tammy Bruce, and Mark Levin…three of my favorite conservative personalities.

    In short, I was blown away.

  30. Even better idea, put out an early release DVD.

  31. Sorry… Jay, I may have missed that. You might be right.

  32. Heh, I love hearing Tammy Bruce go off on Palin, it’s so refreshing.

  33. I’d buy a DVD pronto… If for no other reason than as an education tool for the Tea Party… Yea there’s lots in there about the Tea Party.

  34. I THOUGHT she was the actress in Passion of the Christ!

    Oh, and I did a little post in honor of Jazz’s loss of employment:
    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/07/01/dont-mess-with-the-trailer-park/

    He actually sounds almost relieved that everything is over now, and we’re trying to convince him to relocate to Texas and set up shop here…..

  35. I’m kinda wondering if Palin might not be getting ready to throw her support behind Rick Perry.

    And wouldn’t it be something if he were to win the nomination and name Palin as his VP?

    Can you imagine the State visits she would be making?

  36. Monica is hotter than 10,000 suns! Mmmmmm, lighter fluid indeed!

    Well done, Miss Cyn.

  37. Important alert. Do NOT go to Costco today

  38. I’d buy a DVD pronto

    Yep…same here.

  39. Car in, any particular reason to not go to Costco?

    Since that was actually on my agenda today.

  40. Smooches and thank you Chief.

  41. FIBF I sent herself something yesterday

  42. ΘΘΘΘΘΘΘΘ

  43. Cyn, Mr. TiFW thanks you VERY MUCH…..♥

  44. From an article I ran across yesterday:

    The Russian philosopher Georgy Fedotov described the leftist intelligentsia as “a special group of people notable for the idealism of their commitments and the vacuity of their ideas.” Truer words have rarely been spoken.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/06/american_leftism_an_infantile_disorder.html

  45. You having problems with your teethe there, Xbrad?

  46. Don’t make me gum you to death, Cyn.

  47. Nice towel, X.

  48. Morning all. I imagine CostCo would be pretty crowded with people laying in supplies for the long weekend.

  49. http://tinyurl.com/2b4h9ku

  50. Danger Xbrad abort abort

  51. The only thing hotter than this post is you, Cyn.

  52. MJ – Know the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser?

    Brake failure.

  53. Car in, you never did tell me why to avoid Costco.

  54. Aww, thank you MJ! And I’ve emailed you a very special ‘thank you’ as well!

  55. Wow, what a story: Big Hollywood (Jeff Varga): How I Wound Up on The Black List

    My favorite comment:

    Reminds me of the Pastor at my Church. He said one day he’ll write his biography and it’s title will be Clean Up On Aisle 6.

    Upon entering the seminary, one day he was shopping a Walgreen, or some place like that. A mother was screaming that he baby was choking. So he jumped in, did the Heimlich maneuver on the baby and it coughed up part of an ear ring. So he flipped the baby over did it again, and got the rest of the ear ring out.

    He flips the baby over, looks at it, and it vomits all over him. At that moment a store worker walks by, talks into his walkie-talkie and says “Clean up on aisle 6” and then moves on.

    He said no front page news, no key to the city, not even a thank you. And that’s when it hit him. A life in service to others is thankless. There will be no parade. All you’ll get is a face full of vomit.

    But it’s still worth it.

  56. >> Aww, thank you MJ! And I’ve emailed you a very special ‘thank you’ as well!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjq5Rq4sSZc

  57. Monica B. was pretty good in Tears of the Sun, which I always thought was a pretty underrated movie:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aHkRn9UL2Q

  58. Happy Friday, all. Hope everyone has a rockin’ Independence Day weekend. Drink a few, blow some shit up, salute the Flag, and slap your sweetie’s ass.

    But please, don’t let xbrad light off a bottle rocket from his buttcrack again this year.

  59. It was only underrated because it was slow, predictable and obvious.

  60. MJ – Know the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser?

    Brake failure.
    ——————-
    Hahahahaha.

  61. Tears of the Sun had a lot of really great potential that it pretty much totally squandered.

  62. Looks like Obama’s “small donors” can’t come up with enough money to contribute to his campaign:

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2011/07/at-last-minute-obama-dropped-price-from-5-to-3/

  63. How close is RI to Mass? I have to be in providence July 19-20.

  64. So we’re a Google Earth blog now?

  65. Xbrad – it was PACKED.

  66. Looks like Obama’s “small donors” can’t come up with enough money to contribute to his campaign:

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2011/07/at-last-minute-obama-dropped-price-from-5-to-3/

    It’s still not worth it. Unless there is an open bar.

  67. I wanted to donate in the names of Rush Limbaugh, John Bolton, and Sarah Palin.

  68. Assface. I looked it up. An hour to Boston.

  69. Car in, I was just informed that we’re going to Costco either today or tomorrow (and you know tomorrow will be as bad or worse).

  70. Comments at the BO Dinner article are pretty funny:

    I wonder if the credit card verification settings are any higher than during the campaign. It would be great if Mickey or Donald won.

  71. Jay– I put up a few screenshots on Wed. The comments were hilarious.

  72. It’s this … | … far from RI to MA. They share a border.

    Providence to Boston, however, is an entirely different question.

  73. I saw your poat, MJ, really funny!

  74. Hi, everybody. 😀

  75. Jazz,

    Did they give you a reason for your departure?

  76. “It’s not a good fit anymore.”

    I.e., “You’re an asshole.”

    Nothing – NOTHING – was done according to the employee handbook. And i requested a copy of my personnel file that still hasn’t been provided to me. I’m not bitter, but I’m not signing any waiver of claims for these guys until I have a chance to review what it is that I’m waiving, and right now, it looks like a pretty big wrongful discharge claim. 🙂

    Neh go sheeeee aaaayyyyyyyyy shun! Siging one of those waivers is like selling a car – it’s property, and you have to be properly compensated for it, even if you have never driven and never plan plan on driving it.

  77. Well, to be honest, you ARE an asshole. But they should have known that when they hired you.

    And aren’t assholes a protected minority?

  78. Sounds like a weight has been lifted, Jazz. Sorry to hear that it had to come to this, though. Is MI any kind of right-to-work state?

  79. Boy, I haven’t heard that in a long, long time, Chief. That one’s got some dust on it.

  80. And aren’t assholes a protected minority?

    Only “perfect assholes” like yourself xBrad. Everyone else is considered a hemorrhoid to be excised.

  81. And aren’t assholes a protected minority?

    Nah. We’re the only thing left after smokers and fatties. I happen to be a fatty, too, and even that doesn’t protect me.

    Sounds like a weight has been lifted, Jazz. Sorry to hear that it had to come to this, though. Is MI any kind of right-to-work state?

    HUGE weight has been lifted, Cyn. Huge. I’ve hated that place forever. You should remember about the time of my meltdown, I was really stressing. This place was a cancer on my psyche.

    As to Michigan having any right to work laws?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

    *ahem*

    Sorry. 🙂 Michigan’s initials are “UAW-AFL/CIO”, so no, not so much. We are fuxxor3d here.

  82. MCPO later regretted sucking on the fireworks.

    http://tinyurl.com/3pjv3fh

  83. I shouldn’t say I “hated” it, but I hated the stress I felt coming in and dealing with every day. I hated living every day in fear of losing my job. The work was mundane, but it was okay in the grand scheme of things. The mental crap was just tedious, though.

  84. Everybody, get to Joplin for the 4th, and you can get some TwoIfByTea!

  85. Isn’t Joplin where David Limbaugh lives?

  86. Sorry – that’s Cape Girardeau.

  87. This place was a cancer on my psyche.

    That’s some bad joo-joo. I’m glad that you’re feeling good about this 😀

  88. It’s funny that you see Obama’s picture, and right below it is Big Boob Friday™

  89. MCPO later regretted sucking on the fireworks.

    “Invictus Gallus Gladiator”, beyotch!

  90. Sorry to hear about your job situation, Jazz.

  91. “Invictus Gallus Gladiator”

    Is that one of those neat watches that comes in the cheesy yellow box?

  92. Cyn – It was the motto of the U.S.S. Saratoga (CV60).

  93. http://fwd4.me/05Pk

  94. Consider yourself liberated, Jazz.

  95. IMPORTANT WEATHER ALERT:

    It’s 9,754,389 degrees in St. Louis today.

  96. It’s so hot, Floyd shoved an ice cube up his own ass.

  97. Well, on the plus side, we’ll be seeing more slightly used rubber fist around here.

  98. You should invite Al Gore to visit. That would cool St. Louis down.

  99. IMPORTANT WEATHER ALERT:

    It’s 9,754,389 degrees in St. Louis today.

    Rosetta, how many dead hookers did you fry on the pavement?

  100. I have a question of a serious nature….

    If you’re wearing a glazed donut on your dick and your wife refuses to eat it off of there, is it proper etiquette to ask the sales clerk to do it or should you just put it back in the glass cabinet?

  101. Compos, I think the proper thing to do is swivel your hips so hard that you fling that thing onto the lady across the aisle’s nose.

  102. WTF, that was me.

  103. I dare you not to LOL in your poodle skirt when you watch this.

    And if you’re at work, be sure to turn it up to maximum volume.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

  104. Ha! Now that’s gonna take some practice, Bat.

    Floyd, chillin’ doggie style: http://tinyurl.com/3nnztrm

  105. Rosetta, how many dead hookers did you fry on the pavement?

    Eleventeen.

    Are you going to shoot Michael in the face with a Roman candle this weekend?

    Why not?

  106. Is Bat & Mouse Society your street name at the ghetto bar?

  107. If you’re wearing a glazed donut on your dick and your wife refuses to eat it off of there, is it proper etiquette to ask the sales clerk to do it or should you just put it back in the glass cabinet?

    The sales clerk is a guy, faggot.

  108. No, my street name is Who Dat Whitey?

  109. Rosetta, did you use Floyd’s ice cube for your Jack on the rocks?

  110. I didn’t know you sold donuts, Rosetta.

  111. http://tinyurl.com/6l6zw95

  112. http://fwd4.me/05Pu

  113. Rosetta, did you use Floyd’s ice cube for your Jack on the rocks?

    Ass cube. No.

    I didn’t know you sold donuts, Rosetta.

    Donuts made of the ground up remains of sons of bitches like you.

  114. compos’ vacuum.

    http://tinyurl.com/3oexufr

  115. Can’t stay and play, cool kids. Hope you all have a great 4th! Don’t burn off anything important!

  116. >> If you’re wearing a glazed donut on your dick and your wife refuses to eat it off of there, is it proper etiquette to ask the sales clerk to do it or should you just put it back in the glass cabinet?

    Why would she tell you no? She did it for me.

    *iz confused

  117. Hahahaha

    Dave wins!

  118. no fair he left.

    bugger.

  119. Dave the winner:

    http://tinyurl.com/3w8ue5l

  120. Rosetta, thanks again for the lovelies.

    They look great and I think of you and Mrs. Rosetta every time I see ’em.

  121. What kind of doughnut?

    Gluten free?

  122. doughnut porn

    Safe for work. Really. I wouldn’t lie.

  123. Dear Lord, what have I done? I needed a new phone, and one of our contracts was up, so I went and got a Sidekick 4G.

    Cute phone, but I have only ever used a simple keypad phone!

    I am in so much trouble –

    (Shut up, or I’ll whack you over the head with my cane….)

  124. Rosetta, thanks again for the lovelies.

    You’re welcome sweetie pie.

  125. Jazz, do you have any experience doing contracts? We have an opening at GD.

    And then you can buy my house, and everyone wins. Especially me.

  126. Rosetta – Did you get a package today??

    Cathy – Did you get a package today??

  127. doughnut porn

    Safe for work. Really. I wouldn’t lie.

    Hey, that waitress has a cruller in her panties.

  128. Cathy – Did you get a package today??

    Yes. Package and lovely multi-page letter arrived about an hour ago.

    Give your sweet wife a kiss for me. Thanks.

  129. MOM!!!!! the Chief is sending his package to people again!!!!!

    (Good thing you’re not in Congress, buddy…..)

  130. And if you’re at work, be sure to turn it up to maximum volume.

    I cried I lol so hard

  131. MCPO did herself get something from me today? (seriously)

  132. Hey, that waitress has a cruller in her his panties.

    Fixt.

  133. SoHoS – Not today. . .

  134. prolly tomorrow then

  135. I dont know how long it takes to get from my place to yours

  136. Nicholas Cage needs to…

  137. Jazz, do you have any experience doing contracts? We have an opening at GD.

    Contracts are my true love next to mathematics. They’re orderly and predictable when they’re well-written. And I loves me some well-written.

    Yes, I’ve written all sorts of contracts, from settlement agreements to standardized mortgages and notes in use at thousands of lending institutions around the country.

    I am interested, leon – very. Can I contact you? Or, if you want, my email is racerx DOT theshootingstar AT gmail DOT commiemotherfuckers. Except without the “motherfuckers” part. 🙂

  138. Thanks for the good wishes, Cath.

    You guys are the best. I surely figured you for a little more abuse, though. I actually was soliciting it. Somehow, denigration and embarrassment make me feel better. 😛

  139. MCPO, let’s do some night-golfing!
    Forecast looks a little overcast and misty but I think it will be OK.

    http://is.gd/qtPLTQ

  140. Jazz, if you hadn’t squeezed the owner’s wife’s left breast at the summer picnic, you wouldn’t have gottent sent down the road talking to yourself.

  141. Jazz, I’ll copy and paste the internal posting in an email to you next Tuesday. I’m about to check on whether it’s visible from the outside.

  142. Tough news, Jazz. Did you steal a stapler and rub your junk on all the doorknobs before you left?

  143. I actually was soliciting it. Somehow, denigration and embarrassment make me feel better.

    I’ll keep that in mind, Jazz.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FqpDmUO0y0

  144. Jazz, if you hadn’t squeezed the owner’s wife’s left breast at the summer picnic, you wouldn’t have gottent sent down the road talking to yourself.

    PUKE

    You have no idea of how awfully disgusting that thought is. Think of grabbing the leprous, wizened tit of one of Macbeth’s Weird sisters.

  145. Well then, his daughter.

  146. Laura – AAACK!

  147. Tough news, Jazz. Did you steal a stapler and rub your junk on all the doorknobs before you left?

    Unfortunately, no. I was only allowed eight feet into the building – the distance between the entrance doors and the president’s office.

  148. And the only knobs in the building are the ones that work there. All the doors have crash bars.

  149. Jazz, this one’s cooler…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90VyvOhPmA0&NR=1

  150. Jazz only, click here. If you’ve got the quals, pass me a resume. My screen name at gmail dot communistasswipes.

  151. Actually, just go ahead and submit through the site if you’re interested. Go ahead and name me if it comes up. There might be money in it for me 🙂

  152. Tell us the name and address of your employer and we’ll send him a bowl of dicks.

  153. Oh, wait, you don’t know my full name. Email me if you need it.

  154. His full name is Bald Guy McShortyperson.

    No really.

  155. *stretches*

    Thank you for letting me nap!

  156. Thanks, leon. I’ll email you. I’ll do it from my own computer, though. I have to adjust preferences on this computer to view that page, and it’s not my computer and the owner is fussy, so I’ll just wait until I get home.

  157. Dammit, Hotspunk, you aren’t supposed to just poat that in a comment.

  158. Cursed be he who moves my bones ~ Billy Rattlestick

  159. Well, since your name is out there now Leon, I figured you wouldn’t mind me sharing the POL pic you emailed me recently.

    http://is.gd/42EdYO

  160. Silly Cyn, I’m nowhere near that thin. I also have more wood.

  161. So, JaNN, did they at least let you burn the lemon party porn to disks from your company computer?

  162. I also have more wood.

    Oh my.

    *fans self*

  163. I need to make some dinner. Might be a chicken thigh night.

    I like thighs.

  164. Hi Jazz

    and um everyone.

    Hotspur know any more free kindle authors like Murriat? Or the lawyer before the mast?

  165. Okay, chicken is marinating, oven pre-heating. I should have food in an hour or so, then I get to buy a mop and new hoses for the washer and head over to the house.

  166. I like thighs.

    Leon’s desktop wallpaper:

    http://tinyurl.com/6jpb4lr

  167. Frederick Marryat?

  168. Jewstin, more like these.

  169. V, have you done Peter Simple and Percival Keene?

  170. Yes Hotspur and The Kings Own and about 14 others by the way Xbrad spells it.

    Ginger makes her H2 debut.
    DSC_9805

    She looks a lot like Princess. You decide
    Princess

  171. V, see if Sailing Alone Around The World by Joshua Slocum is available. I bet it is.

    Great book. Guy sails single handed around the world in an a open boat.

  172. She’s beautiful Vman!

  173. Great pics, Vmax.

  174. Thanks Hotspur

    And Cyn
    More Ginny Ginny Ginger
    DSC_9835

  175. Ginger is a doll–I ended up looking thru all the pics. She looks quite young.

  176. I think she is Cyn under 5 is my guess. She and Zeke play for long periods of time.

    Are the journals of Lewis and Clark any good?

  177. Maybe check Treasure Island and Kidnapped by RLS.

    Also Robinson Crusoe by Defoe.

  178. Home. Flight attendant on the last flight had a nice ass. No, I will not spoil it by saying whether it was male or female ass. Use your imagination.

  179. I read some of their journals when I was researching grizzlies.

    Their descriptions of the grizzly bear was simply awesome. Never before had any of them encountered an animal that didn’t stop after being shot. They weren’t sure at first if they were animals, demons or ghosts.

    I bet it would be an entertaining read.

  180. I picked up A pirate of the Caribbees by Harry Collingwood
    The Adventures of Captain Horn by Frank Richard Stockton
    As well as your Joshua Slocum book

  181. Who used up all my muthfocking bandwidth?

  182. Wasn’t me, I don’t even know what it is.

  183. It was me. I played the Nic Cage video Rosie linked.

  184. >> Who used up all my muthfocking bandwidth?

    Check your FB for some cape and tights shit.

  185. Carin, do you have ATT as your provider or sumfin? Or satellite?

  186. This fricking comment thngee. You cannot see what the hell you’re typing.

  187. It’s probably your teenage sons Car in. They are probably downloading OTH episodes or something.

  188. I blame Buffy.

  189. Maybe you’ll get lucky and the boys are only downloading porn.

  190. I thought Cathy was the biggest sucker in the world for dogs until I got to know Vmax.

  191. New poat is up.

  192. Did anybody hit anybody else in the face with a pie today?

  193. […] H2 has Big Boob Friday. And some Rule 5 for the […]

  194. Yes! Yes! Yes! I am on the road to freedom!


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