The Community Organizer on the Roof

The eerie discovery described here and this post itself originated with my good friend “J. B. O’Rourke”.  He occasionally lurks here so he is familiar with you idiots.

I’m sure I asked him if he was drunk when he came up with this and I think he said yes. Oddly enough I was drunk when I asked him.  The rest of this post are the words of Mr. O’Rourke.

*

On March 3rd, 2009 our new President decided to become an investment advisor:

“On the other hand, what you’re now seeing is profit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long-term perspective on it.”

Besides the (frighteningly) clueless fumbling of the term “price-to-earnings ratio”, it offended me that any President would try to call a bottom to our stock market which had fallen for 17 months.  It smacked of arrogance and government intervention.

The market (S&P 500) did happen to bottom three days later, midday on March 6th.  At 666 points.   It was down from 1,586 in October of 2008, a month prior to Obama’s election.

666 in our culture is not a healthy number to mark the beginning of a market recovery but Obama owns it.  At the time, the number 666 struck me as significant, not as the mark of the antichrist but as the Hebrew code for the worst Roman Emperor, Nero.

Over Obama’s term, a comparison to Nero has proved to be fitting.  Many people have noted the similarities between his voting “present” leadership style and disdain for America and Nero’s historical lack of concern over the fate of Rome while it was in incendia.

If you Google “Nero and Obama” you will get 17,700,000 results along the lines of “Nero’s Fiddle and Obama’s Golf Clubs” and “Obama Plays Hoops while the Middle East Burns”.

So I began to question whether Obama actually views himself as an Emperor who, according to his right hand woman Valerie Jarrett, had taken power and begun to rule .

After thinking along these lines for two plus years, it occurred to me recently that Obama’s full name contained the letters forming the word “Nero” which is pretty interesting.

As I thought more about that, I went back and looked at the name again.  What I discovered was an anagram that gave me chills.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

I NERO AM BACK BASH USA

After putting this together and trying to decide what it meant, I had several vodka tonics and came to the conclusion that I needed more vodka.

I’ll be happy to see what you smart people think in the comments.

*

350 Comments

  1. Forrest Gump!

  2. I am second.

  3. I guess I’ll go read this fucking shit now and see if there’s a coherent phrase anywhere in it.

  4. Turns out that it is semi-coherrent, but mostly cause some other fucking tard wrote it and Rosetta just plagarized his punk ass.

  5. My friend would like to see his discovery make its way around the moronosphere so if you have a blog, why don’t you not be a cock and link it.

    Thank you in advance cocks.

  6. Pure awesome from the HQ

    Joe Buck: Well, welcome back to AOSHQ Stadium. Troy, it has been awhile since we have been here, but today promises to be another epic match.

    Troy Aikman: And by epic, Joe, I suspect you mean another troll getting an epic beatdown of epic porportions……….then yes, I agree.

    Joe: Troy, we are kicking off our 2012 Election season today and it seems it an odd sort of opening match.

    Troy: Yes, Joe, today its the Moron Herd vs. Erg. Now, erg. is a familiar foe to the Moron Herd. And erg comes in here today with winning percentage of .000 resulting from his lifetime record of 0-132. That .000 winning percentage, by the way, dangerously close the functioning IQ of erg’s idol, Cornell Cow College’s very own Keith Olbermann.

    Joe: First play of the season and erg runs out an…..oh, God, that is putrid, an Ace keep trying to suck your cock line?

    Troy: Most pathetic play I have seen ever, Joe. Really sad. Why not just walk in here with a sammich and ball gag in your mouth — same thing, really.

    Joe: And Toby cuts off the flats and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………..Empire of Jeff brings the hit.

    Troy: That was an ugly hit by EOJ. I haven’t seen anything that ugly since Helen Thomas was doing table dances at the bondage fetish club one drunken evening.

    Joe: And thanks to Troy, its time once again to remind everyone that the official sponsor of The Fox Broadcast Booth is Clorax Brain Bleach. You gonna watch us all 2012 Season……you are gonna need your Clorax Brain Bleach.

    Posted by: Fox Broadcast Booth at June 30, 2011 02:28 PM (OWjjx)

  7. Q: What’s the difference between a bag of shit and pendejo?

    A: A bag of shit doesn’t rape livestock.

  8. […] The eerie discovery described here and this post itself originated with my good friend "J. B. O’Rourke".  He occasionally lurks here so he is familiar with you idiots. I'm sure I asked him if he was drunk when he came up with this and I think he said yes. Oddly enough I was drunk when I asked him.  The rest of this post are the words of Mr. O'Rourke. * On March 3rd, 2009 our new President decided to become an investment advisor: “On the other han … Read More […]

  9. What’s the difference between a bag of shit and pendejo?
    ———————————
    Even a broken bag of shit is right twice a day.

  10. mee.nu don’t do pingbacks, but you might get one view out of my place, if my mom logs in.

    You’re welcome.

  11. Worst poat ever.

  12. I NERO AM BACK BASH USA

    Creepy. But how do you know it isn’t:

    I Am Back Bash Nero USA

  13. I am USA, bash Nero back.

  14. How many states are going to try to tax internet sales? California joins the list, and as expected, Amazon and Overstock pull out of the state.

    Daily Caller: California enacts Internet sales tax; Amazon bolts

    10,000 out of 25,000 affiliate programs in California are with Amazon. How much tax are you gonna raise when you lose almost 50% of your sales?

  15. THERE ARE MESSICANS SLEEPING IN MY YARD!!

    Mr. Beasn is going to be so upset. He loves his yard. Vengeance is his when he finds smooshed grass.

  16. Whoever does those FOX broadcast booth comments at AOSHQ cracks me up every single time –

    Cathy, were you serious about the Sarah Palin movie viewing? When and where? I assume you’re going to report back after you see it –

  17. How much tax are you gonna raise when you lose almost 50% of your sales

    Now see, when you remove from schools, classic fables, etc, that teach little life lessons, and replace them with gay centric dumbassery, that is what you get.

  18. …er….The Goose That Laid the Golden Egg….for lurking dumbasses that supports teh one marked as the beast.

  19. Even a broken bag of shit is right twice a day.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    + 6,022 points and an anal gland expressing from beasn

  20. Thanks xbrad and Jay for the linkage.

  21. Life has a way of alerting us to dangers with various red flags, series of close coincidences, etc.
    Example one would be my friend. We worked for a maintenance co. while in high school. One night, she met her future husband, in a restroom while cleaning toilets. On her first date, while in the backseat of a two door vehicle, during a double date, she turned to tell him she wasn’t feeling well, and when she opened her mouth, she barfed ALL OVER HIS ASS. *snorts with mirth* That, with complete jack*ff behavior exhibited there on out, she still wouldn’t heed the warnings.

    Nero, reborn –

    Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus, the future Nero, was born on 15 December AD 37 in Antium, near Rome.[10][11] He was the only son of Gnaeus Domitius Ahenobarbus and Agrippina the Younger, sister of emperor Caligula.

    Lucius? Nephew of Caligula? His whole tree was rife with stinkweed. BWAHAHAHAHA

    Bammy? Oh, can we count the flags…….

  22. Took Rebecca to see the Opthamologist today – her pediatrician thought it might be a good idea to get an initial screening, as kids with Down syndrome can sometimes have eye issues.

    I don’t know how he figured it out, but the doctor said her vision is good and she doesn’t need glasses (how THAT happened, I haven’t a clue – Mr. TiFW and I are both horribly near-sighted!). So she’ll see him again in a year.

  23. *puts rosetta in a headlock*

    *takes other hand and does the two finger nostril lift*

    I. HAVE. NOTHING. TO. DO. WITH. ANAL. GLANDS.

    *watches rosie lick the air*

  24. Dude – you got linked at Ace’s place – you’re playin’ the Palace!!!!!

  25. Who is to say that the livestock weren’t asking for it?

    I rest my case.

    Jealous much?

  26. >> you’re playin’ the Palace!!!!!

    Boy, when you die at the palace, you really die at the palace.

    /Comicvs

  27. Thanks for the headline link on the mother tit, Andy.

  28. Imo havta drink a large rain barrel of vodka before any of that Shiite makes sense!

  29. Rosie – UPS says your package should be there tomorrow. . . Also the thing Herself made.

  30. >> Thanks for the headline link on the mother tit, Andy.

    No problem. You can blow me.

    Oh, shit. I meant owe. You can owe me.

  31. I used to wonder if Obama was the Antichrist, then I started to believe he’s too fucking stupid to be much of anything. However, there are a LOT of god damned complete and total fucking idiots in this country, so I still wonder. If he gets re-elected and tells me I have to get a tattoo in order to buy groceries, I’ll have to figure out a way to make my own Zingers and Funyuns.

  32. True Fact:

    Andy feeds his sex doll sausage and watches her from behind a two-way mirror.

    http://tinyurl.com/3z8q74v

  33. What is the opposite of above me?

  34. What is the opposite of above me?

    Cowgirl style?

  35. I’d really like to know why you ask.

  36. I was eating a pretzel and the salt hit the sore side of my throat.

    *puts eyeballs back in head*

  37. I am waiting for my homemade cinnamon rolls to finish baking. Who would like to join my fat ass in devouring them?

  38. I’d rather have a pretzel.

    *stomach growls

  39. hard or soft?

  40. So what kind of vodka does your friend PJ O’blowme smoke? Purple Haze or Northern Lights?

  41. How about a hotdog instead …

    http://tinyurl.com/66uhngv

  42. Soft, of course. With the big pretzel salt, too.

  43. I want what Beasn is having. Soft Pretzel and Cinnamon Rolls….*jealous*

  44. I hope that doll’s fingernails don’t scratch that sausage.

    Rosetta, does that doll ever scratch your sausage?

  45. I’ve given up sugar, but if I hadn’t I would kill beasn for her cinnamon rolls.

  46. Is it Friday? This thread has Friday night filth written all over it.

  47. Mare! http://i.imgur.com/Sb5fH.png

  48. Killer her anyway, mare. It’s been kinda boring around here.

  49. HAHAHAHA…Scott, you surprised me, I thought it would be kittens. I was screaming for calming kittens yesterday.

  50. So what kind of vodka does your friend PJ O’blowme smoke? Purple Haze or Northern Lights?

    Cherry Blossom Fist

  51. Mare~ Why did you decide to give up sugar? Details

  52. http://is.gd/23eGPt

    For Mare only.

  53. There once was a woman named Mare
    Who sat in a gross wicker chair
    People who knew her would say “what a bitch”
    But that was before she fell in the ditch

    Fin.

  54. Anybody need a punch in the nads?

  55. http://is.gd/23eGPt

    I love serious cat demotivators.

    Sohos, to be honest, I’ve tried everything else and I thought I would give this a shot. It’s been eight days and other than wine, I’ve had no sugar and I have to say, I feel really good. Cravings go away.

  56. Anybody need a punch in the nads?

    sohos does.

  57. There once was a douche named Rosetta
    Who everyone thought might be thin
    When they meet him they stare
    After they puke they don’t care
    That he’s eating crap dropped on his chins

  58. Oh and..

    Fin

  59. There one was a woman named Mare.
    SLUT!!

    Fin.

  60. I should be in a poetry slam.

    To be or not to be; that is the
    FUCK YOU ICE!!

    Fin.

  61. Left, mare….Right, Rosetta:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjFywJrn7WQ

  62. I think you should be in a face slam.

  63. Here’s my favorite poem:

    Eat, Bite, Shit, Fuck, Gobble, Nibble, Chew
    Nipple, Bosom, Hairpie, Fingerfuck, Screw.

    fin

  64. I think you should be in a face slam.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    You’re pretty jolly.

  65. Ah, the good old days.
    http://is.gd/PBk2i8

  66. “You’re pretty jolly.”

    Mare, left…Rosetta, right:

    http://tinyurl.com/3muaepp

  67. “The Hostages” is an anagram for “The Hot Sages”

    & also for “He shot Gates”

  68. “The Hostages” is an anagram for…” Losers with too much time on their hands.”

  69. No sugar? That’s the most important food group!

    You should give up on radishes instead.

  70. I think I’m desperate Scott.

  71. I’ve been radish-free for about 45 years.

  72. MARE!!

    http://tinyurl.com/3dwexr8

  73. Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on June 30, 2011 5:31 pm

    Hahahahahaha.

    Your Delta Tau Chi name is “Stark Dickflüssig”.

    I heard that Mare will Dickflüssig on the first date.

  74. I’ve been pea free for almost a half century.

  75. hairpie sounds really gross….as in unwashed gross.

  76. I’ll have to figure out a way to make my own Zingers and Funyuns.

    Can’t be doing that – you’d be interfering with Interstate Commerce.

    No, in Obamaland you must buy only approved food products which will, of course, be made at government-approved factories (located in states which only use union labor), shipped on government-approved trucks (union drivers, natch), and sold at government-approved grocery stores (which only hire union workers).

    We’ve got the backing of all Federal Courts at this point.

    Resistance is Futile.

    .

  77. “I heard that Mare will Dickflüssig on the first date.”

    You heard wrong.

    NOW we’re talkin’ Beasn!!

  78. Rosetta, has been “Dickflussig” free for about a year now.

  79. Man, between Halperin’s comment this morning and Thune’s this afternoon, I’s starting to think that the sharks sense blood in the water.

    This could get very interesting…..

  80. I’ve been radish-free for about 45 years.

    Radishes are a vile weed. They are second only to celery for being the Mare of the vegetable kingdom.

  81. Turnip free since 83!

  82. How awesome was the whole Halperin incident?

    Rush was giggling like a little school girl about that today. He played the clip 50 times.

  83. I’ve been cootie free since 3rd grade.

  84. More people need to call Obama a dick. I would love to have seen the golfer in chiefs face when he heard about it. He does not like to be called out.

  85. Anyone who wants to fundamentally transform something that is utterly awesome is a dick.

  86. Since Halperin thought he was going to be bleeped he should have “cocksucking motherfucker piece of shit asshole” instead of “dick”.

    That’s what I would have done. Then I would have hit Mika Brzayuausksf in the face with a high-speed train.

  87. Mare, what are you doing for the 4th?

  88. Today’s top search terms are:

    nice ass, fuck you, water polo, shay laren, wendy fiore

  89. M husband is coming home tonight and we’ll figure something out. We weren’t here last 4th so I’m really not sure.

    Are you hosting a lemon party?.

  90. TiFW, I just noticed in an earlier comment that you are interested in the Palin movie?

    If you can be at the Grapevine Mills theaters by 6:30 I have a ticket for you.

    Email me if you want more info.

  91. Radishes with salt go great with a good pilsner beer.

  92. Mare it is so great after 3 days the sugar cravings go away. I love that.

  93. M husband is coming home tonight and we’ll figure something out. We weren’t here last 4th so I’m really not sure.

    Is that like M Butterfly?

    Are you hosting a lemon party?.

    Why do you have to be mean?

  94. Seriously, Sohos, the cravings went away pretty fast…three days like you said. By some miracle the wine isn’t ruining it.

    THERE IS A GOD!!!!

  95. I don’t think I eat much sugar.

    WAIT. Is there sugar in cookie dough?

    Nevermind.

  96. I don’t really have craving. I mean, except that I’ll eat just about anything between noon and 2:30.

    SYWM

  97. Anyone set a fat cunt of a client on fire today, and put her out with a gallon of hydrochloric acid?

  98. Robert Gates is an impressive dude. I listened to Obama’s farewell speech today and I thought that he was doing a good job.

    And then he fucking had the throw himself into the tribute by saying shit like “we know what it’s like to send troops to war, we know what it’s like to feel the weight of the loss of a soldier” blah blah blah.

    What a douchebag move that was. Obama is a cock.

    The surprise Freedom award was cool though. If Obama wouldn’t have included himself in the speech I would have given him a sold B+.

    Instead I give him an F- and 9 kicks in the pussy.

  99. I haven’t yet, Hotspur. How did yours go?

  100. Anyone set a fat cunt of a client on fire today, and put her out with a gallon of hydrochloric acid?

    MOM!!! HOTSPUR IS WORKING BLUE!!!

  101. If you can be at the Grapevine Mills theaters by 6:30 I have a ticket for you.
    Email me if you want more info

    Just read this – darn it, there is no way I’ll be able to make it there in rush hour traffic.

    I appreciate the offer – I wish I had read about this earlier than I did; I probably could have made arrangements. :-(

    Please let us know how it goes!

  102. Only 9?

    Carin, get your Vibrams and warm up your legs.

  103. Obama = http://tinyurl.com/4xt4qw2

  104. I haven’t yet, Hotspur. How did yours go?

    Well, since you can’t kill satan, I’m pretty sure I’ll be back in hell tomorrow.

  105. Hotspur, let’s go to the ghetto bar and drink Chardonnay. A carafe or two?

  106. Anyone call someone a dick today?

  107. Two is just a start, Honey.

  108. I ran only two miles in my Vibrams today. I think I need a new pair.

    Then I did my legs/butt workout and another 30 min on the Nordic track.

  109. “Two is just a start, Honey.”

    I’m definitely subscribing to your newsletter and tweets.

    Would someone please push Carin off a cliff?

    Thank you in advance.

  110. Obama should sell tea and call it Two If By Dick.

  111. I ran only two miles in my Vibrams today. I think I need a new pair.

    Then I did my legs/butt workout and another 30 min on the Nordic track.

    Then what happened?

  112. $20?

  113. Ha! Rush would love that, Rosetta.

    DICK!!!

  114. RICHIE!!!

    How have you been, dickweed?

  115. Good ol’ Rich has been lurking. PERVERT!!

  116. Obama’s campaign slogan in 2012 should be “We can Dick It”

  117. Would someone please push Carin off a cliff?

    Thank you in advance.

    /Eats a hand-full of chocolate chips.

    Bring it on!

  118. What a whiny bunch of babies:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/30/jay-carney-damn-right-i-called-msnbc-to-complain-about-halperins-comment/

    So which is it, Jay – is he a dick or is he a pussy?

  119. Just lurking behnd the shed out back, peeking through the blinds, watching you put on your panties backwards.

  120. Then I did my legs/butt workout and another 30 min on the Nordic track.

    Then what happened

    Look, I bring this stuff up so Mare can hate me.

    That makes it easier to not meet her.

  121. http://fwd4.me/05L3

  122. “Dick you can believe in.”

  123. “Dick We Can”

  124. I just realized something. Shirlena is Obama and Mark Halperin is Tourette’s Guy.

    http://tinyurl.com/3su3bmw

  125. Dicking the future.

  126. “How have you been, dickweed?”

    Not too bad. Just stockpiling weapons and ammo, and ho-ho’s.

  127. Not too bad. Just stockpiling weapons and ammo, and ho-ho’s.

    Ho-ho’s have sugar in them, asshole.

  128. BBL, Will lurk some more tomorrow, when the wimmens have their weekly naked pillow fight. This time in a vat of baby oil.

  129. l lurk some more tomorrow, when the wimmens have their weekly naked pillow fight. This time in a vat of baby oil.

    You’ve got to be a subscriber to access that feed, fella.

  130. “watching you put on your panties backwards.”

    Ah, how did you know that?

  131. Carin – Kids are in Ludington today and off to Traverse City for the holiday weekend. I’m envious.

  132. Should be a great time.

    Of course, you have an open invitation.

    I’m sure Hotspur’s got room for you.

    I kid. I kid. I’ve got a guest room.

  133. 52% DICK!

  134. MCPO, I had never heard that song before, I liked it.

  135. Carin – I’m just hoping to get through physical therapy right now. Good news today: Increased hip mobility by 20 and 10%. Increased trunk flexibility 30%. Pain is now manageable too. Going from four to 3 days a week starting Monday.

  136. Car In, how far away do you live from Hotspur’s Innie?

  137. I’m glad your trunk is feeling a bit better, MCPO.

  138. Mare – Always happy to oblige!

  139. Rosetta – Ever see a one-eared elephant?

  140. Dick Durbin is on Hardonballz. I wonder if he’s going to talk about electing an illegal alien President and how that would happen exactly.

    I’m going to go ahead and hold my breath while I wait for Chris Matthews to ask him about that gaffe.

  141. Rosetta – Ever see a one-eared elephant?

    No.

    *waits for it*

  142. Rosetta – Ever see a one-eared elephant?

    No.

    *waits for it*

    *grabs zipper*

    Here, let me show you his trunk.

  143. Rosie – it took us a bit under 4 hours to get to the Inn. Perhaps 3.5 hours.

  144. Carin – I’m just hoping to get through physical therapy right now.

    I could put you on the Car In plan while your here.

    It involves physical activity during the day, and heavy drinking at night.

    I’ll send you a brochure.

  145. >> What a douchebag move that was. Obama is a cock.

    Nah. They taught him that at BUD/S, when he was training to take bin Laden.

  146. Rosie, when is Rosie Jr. due, precisely?

    I”m sure you told me in StLMU, but I may have been drinking at the time.

  147. Please fu#%*ing kill me.

    That is all.

  148. *grabs zipper*

    Here, let me show you his trunk.

    You have an elephant ear on your junk?

    FREAK!!!

  149. Nah. They taught him that at BUD/S, when he was training to take bin Laden.

    Hahahahaha.

    I didn’t know BUD/S was a golf course.

  150. Oops. That was a total new WordPOS comment thingy musty old sockpuppet FAIL!

  151. Please fu#%*ing kill me.

    That is all.

    The witch must be acting up.

  152. The happy hour vodka tonics may have contributed a smidge.

  153. Rosie, when is Rosie Jr. due, precisely?

    I”m sure you told me in StLMU, but I may have been drinking at the time.

    Around August 25th or so. But, completely unexpectedly, he’s a giant baby. According to Mrs Rosetta the average bambino weight at this stage is supposed to be 3.5 pounds. Junior is over 5 pounds.

    So I expect that he will want to move to a bigger world sooner than late August.

    If he’s over 8 pounds when he’s born I’m going to make him get a job.

  154. “I think he was kind of a dick, only smaller.”

  155. The happy hour vodka tonics may have contributed a smidge.

    Lush.

  156. Re-enactment of today’s Morning Joe.

    http://tinyurl.com/3su3bmw

  157. […] BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA I NERO AM BACK BASH USA __________________ "You get the respect that you give" – […]

  158. WTF. Was that a link to this post at 7:19?

    Or a message from outer space?

  159. CONTACT!!!

  160. The last Glenn Beck program was pretty well done.

  161. Now time to kick someone’s ass at darts. One of them is a girl. Sorry.

  162. Jay in Llama, I challenge you to a game of darts at some point in the future.

  163. […] Sometimes the absurd is also the most profound… BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA = I NERO AM BACK BASH USA Best one I've read since Dick Cavett's SPIRO […]

  164. Rosetta do you have one of these yet?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vitamin_k/19580114/

  165. Rosetta do you have one of these yet?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vitamin_k/19580114/

    GET OUT OF MY SHOWER, ASSHOLE!!

  166. i don’t know what that “Anagram – Political Wrinkles” is.

    Is that spam? Or some legit linkage? Shirlena?

  167. C***sucking Asshole:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/06/30/holder-says-justice-department-moving-forward-with-criminal-investigation-of-cia-agents/

    (Ya’ll may just see the “F” word being used by me before this administration goes down in flames….)

  168. You and Mrs Rosetta may enjoy this fat pig video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k7nuayT5c0&feature=channel_video_title

  169. go ahead and say it, TiFW…

    FUCK.

    see, it’s not that tough.

    FUCK.
    FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.

    FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.FUCK.

  170. I challenge the winner of the James/Rosetta match.

  171. High Speed Dick!

  172. You and Mrs Rosetta may enjoy this fat pig video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k7nuayT5c0&feature=channel_video_title

    HAH!!! That’s awesome.

    The only thing better than one Floyd is three Floyds.

    Good link punk!

  173. I didn’t know those things could run.

    You should email me Floyd’s specs and I will see if my monster wheelchair guy can design an electric wheelchair for dogs.

    Floyd becomes internet sensation.

    PROFIT!

  174. Can’t happen soon enough.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lhof7a

    GTFO.

    http://tinyurl.com/67vuag

  175. I didn’t know those things could run.

    You should email me Floyd’s specs and I will see if my monster wheelchair guy can design an electric wheelchair for dogs.

    Floyd becomes internet sensation.

    PROFIT!

    They can run for exactly 12 feet before laying down which is why I suspect that take to boarding.

    Floyd would try to eat the wheelchair.

  176. Mare?

    http://fwd4.me/05Ls

  177. Mare?

    http://fwd4.me/05Ls

    That’s the only song I can sing precisely on key.

  178. Evening, fuckers of hose. Incredible cock party you’re having.

  179. That’s the only song I can sing precisely on key.

    Not true. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8

  180. Evening, fuckers of hose. Incredible cock party you’re having.

    Pipe down Deadmau5 Goatsemau5.

    Thaddeus McCotter is running for President.

    This changes things considerably. Mostly the debates because he’s a funny motherfucker.

  181. Not true. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8

    Hahahaha. Good call.

  182. McCotter/Floyd farts in a ziploc bag 2012.

  183. McCotter/Floyd farts in a ziploc bag 2012.

    Would win in a fucking landslide.

    Unless they’re up against Obama/Greene.

  184. Rosetta can also sing this one in perfect key, from memory.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ88oTITMoM

  185. Love it, but shouldn’t it read:

    I AM NERO, BASH USA BACK

  186. I can do an awesome cover of this song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVU6w_7fBk

  187. I’m going to watch The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean tonight and you’re not.

    fin.

    But Sohos may, ’cause she has really good tastes in such matters.

  188. Love it, but shouldn’t it read:

    I AM NERO, BASH USA BACK

    I don’t get it.

  189. Rosetta’s doing covers? Could this be the end of his career?
    We go now to wiserbud for his take on this turn of events.

  190. Hey, the comment thingee is fixed tonight. Good job, Rosettabobettamofettabananacabanalezbotta.

  191. Peej, howz come you haven’t cold cocked that bitch yet?

  192. Guy Fawkes
    ——————
    Segway fuk?

    I’ll take anagrams for $2000, Alex.

  193. Peej, pick me up something from the beer store.
    .
    .
    .
    Oh. Sorry.

  194. Edward Roybeanhands

  195. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZG-VvlErJY

  196. Who would rather have dinner with, Dana Perino or Laura Ingraham?

  197. Bread, are you still in Utah?

  198. Oh gawd Clint IRS boy that was an interesting auto correct of clintbird’s name

    I actually stood up to her a little today

  199. *throws icepick at Andy prays for contact

  200. Laura Perino.

  201. I am pretty sure Rosetta could sing this one as well. Hoggify!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJWxPE8G2c

  202. Scott, the linky no worky.

  203. BBL. gotta get my Fred and Wilma.

  204. Somebody unplugged it.

  205. PJM in 3 more days. . .

    http://fwd4.me/05MA

  206. Plug it in plug it in. http://i.imgur.com/OLgo1.jpg

  207. Dana is on my list.

    Right behind Cathy.

  208. I am pretty sure Rosetta could sing this one as well. Hoggify!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJWxPE8G2c

    Floyd can fart that one on key.

  209. When I link someone’s comment with a youtube video in it and I forget to delete the http//, it makes me want to choke a bitch.

  210. When I link someone’s comment with a youtube video in it and I forget to delete the http//, it makes me want to choke a bitch.
    ——————————
    Technically you’d be chocking yo-self, assface.

  211. Plug it in plug it in. http://i.imgur.com/OLgo1.jpg

    Best 6th birthday party ever.

  212. >> Who would rather have dinner with, Dana Perino or Laura Ingraham?

    Yes

  213. Technically you’d be chocking yo-self, assface.

    You went to tech school?

  214. Did anybody throw a drink in anybody else’s face today?

  215. I can’t open yer link on my iPhone mcpo.

    Guess what was cool? We were in downtown Salt Lake and my mil fell down an elevator shaft! Ok, that didn’t really happen, but it was a fun thought.

    What did really happen though is there was a family from Spain there, so I asked the dad if he’d talk to Garren in Spanish to see if Garren could understand something other than Latin American Spanish and he totally could.

    In three years I will hunt down Chinese people for him to talk to and then they’ll punch me because they were North Korean, but gosh, how was I supposed to know?

  216. PJM – It was Eminem’s “Cleaning Out My Closet”

  217. Laura Ingraham bugs me when she guest hosts the Factor. I don’t really know why but she does. She’s too much of an interrupting cow and it gets annoying.

    I would like to have dinner with Margaret Hoover. And by “dinner” I mean “dirty oil and latex relations”.

  218. “Did anybody throw a drink in anybody else’s face today?”

    Do you mean Jesus Juice, since I’m in Utah and all?

  219. You went to tech school?
    —————–
    Not smart enough, apparently.

    *cuts self

  220. Are you moving mcpo, or am I divorcing pjd because of his mother?

  221. “interrupting cow”

    HAHAHA!

  222. >> Laura Ingraham bugs me when she guest hosts the Factor.

    Wouldn’t know. I never watch that POS.

  223. >> She’s too much of an interrupting cow and it gets annoying.

    I had the same complaint about Megan Kelly. Just annoying, to the point where I just wouldn’t watch her anymore, even though I agreed with her most of the time.

  224. Do you mean Jesus Juice, since I’m in Utah and all?

    Sure, why not?

  225. About the only Fox show I watch anymore is Bret Baier.

    I can sometimes watch O’Reilly but Hannity grates on me like a fucking woodchipper.

    And I don’t watch Greta because I don’t care about Joran van der Sloot anymore.

    Roger Ailes needs to shake shit up over there. I cannot believe Red Eye is still on at 3am.

    Stupid.

  226. “Sure, why not?”

    Ok. Now that we’re clear, no I did not.

  227. Greta’s about the mst tolerable one of them all. And by tolerable, I mean only slightly less pleasant than being hit in the balls with a claw hammer.

  228. I believe in Utah it’s legal to kill at least 3 of your mothers-in-law.

    Oh wait that for guys only. Sorry bitchface.

  229. I cannot believe Red Eye is still on at 3am.

    That’s why God invented DVRs.

  230. At least Greta has Rush on occasionally.

    Ailes needs to fire about 5 on-air jackoffs and get some new blood in there.

    I suppose it’s easy to coast when you’re destroying the competition every night but he’s losing some conservatives obviously.

    He should give Breitbart a show. My buddy O’Rourke and I were talking about this a few weeks ago.

    There isn’t an heir apparent to Rush in talk radio but Breitbart could carry the media torch better than anyone else I know of.

  231. I gave up on Fox during the whole van der slut thing.

    Can’t watch it (mostly, Baier’s fine). The rest of it is sensationalized pap.

    I’m kinda sorta interested in this new idea for the 5pm slot.

    kinda, sorta

    I actually find it more entertaining to watch the MSNBC sluts.

  232. Rush should do a nationwide search for his eventual replacement and make that a reality show.

    Whoever wins would be his permanent guest host and would eventually take over the golden EIB microphone when Rush is gone.

    Think how much Two If By Tea he could sell on that reality show.

    TEA IS SHOOTING OUT OF MY ASS!!!!

  233. Does Greta have tea?

    WE NEED TEA!

  234. *removes pin from mil doll and inserts into Rosetta doll

  235. I’ve never actually been a fan of Fox news. I mean, I don’t throw things at the TV like when CNN or MSNBC is on, but I don’t sit and watch Fox, either.

    Lefty talking points hardest hit.

  236. Heh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZJfZTr8zMsc

    NSFW My Little Ponies. Yes, really.

  237. Ever notice greta’s cheeks puff out chipmunk like when she says certain words?

  238. Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.

    — G. Marx

  239. Someone needs to shoot Shep in the face with a howitzer.

  240. My favorite Fox moment was when Shep got the verbal beat down from that guy in New Orleans during Katrina.

    Good times

  241. What xbrad said.

    I usually just watch one of the networks and then Kudlow’s show on CNBC. The aforementioned op-ed portion of the Fox weekday broadcast with Hannity et al makes me want to strangle a puppy.

  242. I actually find it more entertaining to watch the MSNBC sluts.

    I usually watch that during the day because it amuses me.

    Dylan Ratigan is the worst host in the history of time. His shortest question is 487 words long. I’m actually surprised he can get guests.

    He’s more of a blowhard that Chris Matthews and that’s fucking saying something.

    But seriously though, he’s a fucking idiot.

  243. Hannity buuuuugs

  244. So, Obama will have talks with the Muslim Brotherhood, and the Taliban, but not GOP Senators?

  245. Shep Smith does homeless people behind the dumpster.

  246. My favorite Fox moment was when Shep got the verbal beat down from that guy in New Orleans during Katrina.

    Good times

    What about when man first landed on the moon? That was pretty good.

    /current events

  247. Dylan Ratigan is the worst host in the history of time.

    Two (kind of) words: Cenk. Uygur.

  248. This is interesting. I thought I was the only conservative that thought Fox News was fucking chickens.

    I wish Tourette’s guy was still alive. I spend money on a weekly PPV to watch a Crossfire show with him and Junk Leghorn as hosts.

  249. “What about when man first landed on the moon? That was pretty good.”

    Oh the huge manity!

  250. Brewfan stood me up!

  251. Oh the huge manity!

    Spelling – 100

    Solid C+

  252. Brewfan stood me up!

    Lemon party must have gone long.

  253. Two (kind of) words: Cenk. Uygur.

    He is obviously related to some executive at NBC. I would bet money on it.

    He makes Ed Shultz look like Tom Brokaw.

  254. Cenk Hugyraarrrh

  255. Does anyone else think that after the next GOP debate Thadeus McCotter is going to be in the top four?

    He has mojo.

  256. And now the nightly news with Sink RARRGAGAH!!!

  257. >> He is obviously related to some executive at NBC. I would bet money on it.

    That or he has some very interesting pictures.

  258. That or he has some very interesting pictures.

    TMZ: MSNBC’S CHRIS MATTHEWS HAS BEEN ID’d AS GOATSE

    Everyone in the world: No way. Really. *yawn*

  259. Oh, and while we’re at it … Fox and Friends is fucking unwatchable.

  260. Fiddy Cenk

  261. Movie time for me and Floyd the Pig.

    See you monkeys on BBF. Try not to fall on a sausage tonight while you’re hanging curtains in the nude in a house made of sausage.

    Thanks again for the link for my buddy on the Ace sidebar, Andy.

    I will kill you last.

  262. I saw Fox and Friends once and I wanted to punch that goofy lookin guy in the nads.

  263. Brewfan was being a good grandpa. I had a beer in his honor anyway.

  264. Here’s my dilemma. . . If I’m in some waiting room and the TV is on CNN, I’ll ask them to turn on FNC on general principle, knowing that half of it is utter crap.

  265. Fiddy Cenk

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    + 1.990 points and a prostate massage from Andrea Mitchell.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lt8rub

  266. Hahahaha. That tinyURL ends with “rub”.

    Gross.

  267. >> prostate massage from Andrea Mitchell.

    goddamn, you’re a mean drunk

  268. Hahaha. Taranto cracks me up.

    They told Glenn Reynolds that if he voted for John McCain, Jimmy Carter would come to seem like the best-case scenario, and they were right.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304584004576417883928179782.html

  269. Huh? Whut?
    *Delurks*

  270. I heard this and I thought of youse guys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SblqloC-43A&feature=player_embedded

    You’re welcome.

  271. Eating at the Spirit Grille again. There are actually some good-looking women here, which is not always the situation.

  272. Wow Rosie….does that gout medicine have any acid in it? Trippy!!

  273. I’ve been to Fall River.

    I did not leave any bodies in the pool.

    I did fool around with my girlfriend by the No. 2 turret on USS Massachusetts.

  274. Iowahawk’s song parodies were all good, but “Back in the USSR” was a McCartney song.

    I’m just saying is all.

  275. Rudy,
    Where have you been!

    I bought 3 cars today.
    If they do not sell this weekend?

  276. Brad, you say that like you are proud of it.

  277. What? Fooling around?

    Hey, she was a very cute redhead.

  278. Hey VMax….working…family stuff….we’ve been a walking wounded unit here…boys had tonsils and adenoids removed due to strep, wife has had knee surgery, bronchitis….lots of fun stuff.

  279. Brad, you are making shit up. If you actually fooled around with a cute redhead, you would be dead.

  280. Ouch for your boys Rudy!
    Give them ice cream and tell them it is from a internet fake friend.

    or moron as you see fit.

  281. mmmm, Spirit Grille, home of the best bacon cheeseburger I’ve ever had, courtesy of Michael.

  282. Batbitch, just because you can’t handle a ginger, doesn’t mean I can’t.

    Also, a few years later, I slept with her sister, Ginger.

  283. lol….
    Things have changed….had the surgery one at Texas Childrens down at the medical center here in Houston…they no longer give ice cream….ice pops, water ice..Gatorade…..no dairy.

    However, Blue Bell vanilla and chocolate were waiting when they got home.

  284. Correction: Courtesy of Michael and Cathy

  285. mmmmmm……gingers….

    Love redheads. Redhead gave me some of the best news of my life once.

  286. Blue Bell home made vanilla is my fave Rudy

    Briers no sugar added fruit somethings work, but not as good as ice cream.

  287. Redhead gave me some of the best news of my life once.

    Surprise, you’re adopted?

  288. You gotta be nuts to mess with a ginger.

  289. Also, Lipstick, when I picked up that tab, I had no idea how much you can eat. Dang. You can really scarf down a lot of food!

  290. No, she had gotten her period.

  291. Redhead gave me some of the best news of my life once.

    You’re not gonna be a daddy, yet.

  292. Bingo.

    Also, once had a ginger’s “husband” call me. She had neglected to tell me she was separated. For some reason, her “husband’ thought he still had dibs.

    She had an uncanny resemblance to Sandy Duncan.

  293. >> Redhead gave me some of the best news of my life once.

    “I’m a man too”?

  294. Sandy Duncan was pretty hit-able back in the day.

  295. Lola
    ell o ell a
    Lola

  296. now I’m not the worlds most passionate guy…..

  297. Though I’d kinda forgotten Sandy has a glass eye. Not so sexy.

  298. Would I? Would I?
    Peg Leg!! Peg Leg!!

  299. Rudy, I think we scared off all the hot chicks.

  300. pretty much…

  301. thought chicks digged the peg leg…

  302. *pokes the poat with a stick*

  303. **pokes Revvy with a ….**

    Oh, hey, Revvy! didn’t see you there!

  304. Also, Lipstick, when I picked up that tab, I had no idea how much you can eat. Dang. You can really scarf down a lot of food!

    These feet don’t feed themselves….

  305. >> These feet don’t feed themselves….

    But they could.

  306. Sandy Kofax was my hero.

    I might have spelled Kofax wrong

  307. Koufax, IIRC.

  308. Fraaakk, the comment thingee is broken again and is now back to being all ghosty and everything.

    *Shakes both fist & a body part at Mare!*

  309. I’m fairly certain there’s something wrong with the wimmens in my household. Neither one of them liked The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean tonight.

  310. Imagine what Koufax could have done if he hadn’t blown out his arm so early on. Vin Scully said he was the only pitcher he’d ever seen that he thought could pitch a perfect game every time he took the mound.

  311. Lucy! I’m home!

  312. You got some ‘splainin to do…

    (Oh, wait, that would be if you were Lucy.)

    (This is what they refer to as “gender confusion.”)

  313. Hola?

  314. 13.5 Hours of Pure Billing Goodness.

    And Yuma still sucks.

  315. Yeah, I kinda expected you back a bit sooner.

  316. Good eeeevning…

  317. **pours Cyn a stiff one**

  318. No shit; me too. Ugh. Some people just really really like to hear themselves talk. My interviewee talked himself sideways about 10 different times in 3.5 hours. All. On. Tape.

    *does that pump fist thing in the air*

  319. **pours Lips a weak one**

  320. I almost called you while I was driving, Xbrad. I though better of it though only because I need the concentration driving at speeds of 90 and 100 MPH. What should have been a 3.5 hour drive I was able to do in about 2.7 hours.

    Oh, and I’ve had a little bit of caffeine this evening.

  321. Hey, why a weak one?

  322. I just don’t like you that much, Lips.

    And I don’t want you to pass out drunk and get eaten alive by your ferrets.

    Yeah, that’s it!

  323. I hope that “stiff one” is an adult beverage. If so, TY. If not, that will be $125 please.

  324. Cyn, I’m down to a bare minimum of minutes on the phone. Just enough to call AAA when my car breaks down.

    Too bad, because chatting with you is always a hoot.

    **changes cell number to unlisted**

  325. $125?

    Cheap at twice the price!

    But yeah, adult beverage.

  326. HAHA! Asshole.

    You could have called me for free on the Gmail Phone chat thingamajig.

    *winks at Lipstick*

  327. You just don’t like me because I sometimes call you polecat.

  328. Cynabuns, I didn’t think to bring my microphone.

    **facepalm**

    Lips, that doesn’t bother me.

    It’s… well… actually, I guess I don’t have any reason not to like you.

    How YOU doin’?

  329. Hello Cyn. How are things?

  330. Been crazy stress-filled month (company’s year end) but great otherwise. And you?

    —————————————–
    *smacks Xbrad upside the head for no particular reason*

  331. http://tinyurl.com/6eo8lg8

  332. Thank you, may I have another, Ms. Cyn?

  333. Brad, the hubby and I were all out of kilter today because we decided to save on the power bill by putting the night time temperature at 84. Goodness gracious that was a stupid idea. Woke up sweating and felt like crap all day.

    Also, there are guests coming for the weekend. Guests with kids.

    *runs away

  334. *hides bat behind back*

    C’mere Xbrad.

  335. Yeah, overnight 84 just ain’t gonna cut it. I feel shitty when the overnight is 80 or above. 79 is OK.

    And if I can have a small fan pushing air across me, it really helps. It’s when the air is still that I’m really miserable.

  336. One of the kids is really sweet. He’s 5. The other one is about 8 and has always been a whiney crybaby. His parents raised them the same, and can’t figure out why elder son is such a bitch.

  337. **hides slightly used rubber fist behind back**

    Wut?

  338. My magic pills are kicking in kids, so I catch you tomorrow. Nighty night.

  339. Oh, the fan is a good idea, thanks. We may have to try that.

  340. Night Cyn, sleep tight.

  341. Wow, that’s the fastest roofie I’ve ever seen. G’night, Cyn…

    Lips, I usually just settle for a ceiling fan, but a desktop fan works really well too.

    Just stay away from Yankee fans.

  342. I think Yankee fans would scare me.

  343. Lips, it’s not that I don’t like you, but I’m gonna go back to watching One Tree Hill… I was halfway through the episode when you and Cyn showed up…

  344. Fine. FINE!

    eh, I’m going to start closing out the tabs too. Good night.


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