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Boots on the Ground, Sweat, and Rope

Dusty boots, sweat, and rope. What more could a gal want?  Well let’s not forget muscle, hard work, and a tenacious spirit.

This Hunky Hump Day is dedicated to Cowboys. Real men. Not ghey Chippy-dudes who wiggle their skinny-butts on stages, but the real men who build muscle from long hard days of work.  They work to hold on to their ranch land, farms, protecting others from the bad guys, and for the good of our free country.

Breathe in some slightly dusty and hawt fresh air, Hostage-ladies…

And have a great day!

I’m all melty inside. How about you?

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June 29, 2011
Categories: American Hero, bacon, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, YOU WISH, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cathy

206 Comments

  1. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 12:50 pm

    Check out our last Cowboy…

  2. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 12:50 pm

    Car in, I was the same way. I did watch a neighbor’s baby for a short time and she never told me that she was weaning him. He would scream if I wasn’t holding him. But my kids were little and I had to tend them……thus had to listen to him scream.

    For two weeks. Then she hired a nanny to just sit and hold him all day.

    MJ, use the suggestions on the last thread. And then when you have him and need help, give us a holler.

  3. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 12:50 pm

    HAWT!!

  4. Comment by sohos on June 29, 2011 12:51 pm

    Awesome job Cathy!

  5. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 12:51 pm

    *dragging ice cubes on self*

    Well Done Cathy!!

  6. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 12:53 pm

    That first guy needs to be showering.

    And I wonder if mare’s husband knows she keeps checking out GML’s butt?

  7. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 12:53 pm

    Hey MJ, from last thread…

    but they told us he screams at night, all day, etc.

    Sounds collicky; ask if they give the baby Gripe Water. That shit was amazing for our first born. Oh, and copious amounts of tylenol and/or ibuprofen. Plus Ora-jel. Baby all fixted.

  8. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 12:54 pm

    Work out finished, lunch made and consumed. Time for a shower!

  9. Comment by MJ on June 29, 2011 12:55 pm

    MJ – are you watching the baby for them? As in, they won’t be there?
    ——————————-
    They’ll be here, but my BIL will be working, and I want to give the girls some time to catch up.

    I’m really not sure what’s real and what isn’t. They were supposed to be here last week, then delayed, then called to say they would be here tomorrow. Its always difficult figuring out what is real, and what is BS with them.

  10. Comment by sohos on June 29, 2011 12:55 pm

    also that baby gasx stuff. It is in a little dropper. That stuff was amazing.

  11. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 12:56 pm

    Cyn – I used Oil of Cloves and baby tylenol on my boy when he was teething. Seemed to work well. The only incessant screaming he did was with the 2 ear infections he got. That required drainage tubes to fix.

  12. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 12:58 pm

    And I wonder if mare’s husband knows she keeps checking out GML’s butt?

    He prolly knows Mare’s a war.

  13. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 12:59 pm

    They’ll be here, but my BIL will be working, and I want to give the girls some time to catch up.

    Looks like I’m going to have to fly down and help you MJ.

    Do you have a jogging stroller? We’ll try that first.

  14. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 12:59 pm

    Oh hells yeah, those ear infections are bad, MPCO. I got one as an adult a few years ago and was ready to commit harikari.

  15. Comment by Lipstick on June 29, 2011 12:59 pm

    Hellooooo cowboys!

  16. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 1:01 pm

    I hate Obama.

    carry on

  17. Comment by MJ on June 29, 2011 1:05 pm

    Do you have a jogging stroller?
    ———————————————-
    They are bringing one. You’ll have to sleep in the office, though. And when anyone asks who you are, just say, “No hablo engles.” I’ll tell everyone you are the rent-a-nanny.

  18. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:07 pm

    Glad y’all like HHD.

    Fanx.

  19. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 1:07 pm

    This Hunky Hump Day is dedicated to Cowboys. Real men. Not ghey Chippy-dudes who wiggle their skinny-butts on stages, but the real men who build muscle from long hard days of work.

    Oh yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly how the guy in the first picture got his body. Not from hanging out in a gym all day with his boyfriends

  20. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:08 pm

    The second to the last cowboy is Brazilian, btw.

  21. Comment by MJ on June 29, 2011 1:10 pm

    Interesting. Not one of these alleged cowboys is wearing mom jeans.

  22. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 1:10 pm

    Not from hanging out in a gym all day with his boyfriends

    And if anyone would know this, it would be you, Wiserwar.

  23. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:11 pm

    Oh yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly how the guy in the first picture got his body. Not from hanging out in a gym all day with his boyfriends

    Wiser, don’t get all jealous. We wimmins know the difference. You got a point. I just put him in there because he started to undo his 501s. And it’s artwork.

    Wiser, you are a hunk. MK?

  24. Comment by GMLand on June 29, 2011 1:13 pm

    Not one of these alleged cowboys is wearing mom jeans.

    – – – – –

    The truth is, in my pic – I don’t have any pants on at all.

  25. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 29, 2011 1:15 pm

    A box of good chocolates and a footrub for Cathy for this poat. Thank you.

  26. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 29, 2011 1:15 pm

    I don’t have any pants on at all.

    *thud*

  27. Comment by sohos on June 29, 2011 1:15 pm

    GMLand made me look back at his pic twice to check

  28. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 1:17 pm

    I don’t have any pants on at all.

    *pours ice bucket on self*

  29. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:18 pm

    Just updated the awesome pic with a higher resolution version… from the source.

    *smooches for our cowboy*

  30. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:19 pm

    Hi Roamy.

    Having fun?

  31. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2011 1:23 pm

    Ugh, can’t see the poat. I’ll bet it’s good

    I never left my babies alone either. I think that’s why we’re all in therapy

  32. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 1:25 pm

    Wiser, you are a hunk. MK?

    *blush

  33. Comment by Rich on June 29, 2011 1:27 pm

    I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl…….

  34. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 1:27 pm

    Just updated the awesome pic with a higher resolution version… from the source.

    Sha-zam!

  35. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2011 1:28 pm

    Ok, I went the long way to look at the at the poat. That last cowboy is so good looking he must be gay.

  36. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 29, 2011 1:29 pm

    I was standing for too long at the conference and started feeling bad. Two of the other attendees told me to either go sit down or lay down, so I decided not to be stupid and take their advice.

  37. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 1:29 pm

    By the way, I would also like to point out that the guy that you are all drooling over recently attended a New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys concert.

    Willingly and with great pleasure.

    Jus’ saying……

  38. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 29, 2011 1:30 pm

    Just updated the awesome pic with a higher resolution version… from the source.

    *thud* again

  39. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 29, 2011 1:32 pm

    There’s a cowboy in the Village People, right?

  40. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 1:33 pm

    There’s a cowboy in the Village People, right?

    Two words…

    Brokeback. Mountain.

  41. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 1:37 pm

    OH BOY!!! TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Comment by Lipstick on June 29, 2011 1:37 pm

    Which one is GMLand?

  43. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2011 1:37 pm

    “way, I would also like to point out that the guy that you are all drooling over recently attended a New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys concert.”

    My gay comment stands

  44. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 1:41 pm

    Wimmens make this big deal over guys with a six pack. I’ve got a pony keg and they never give me a second look. . . wtf?!

  45. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 1:45 pm

    Which one is GMLand?

    the last one. The guy with the really fabulous hair.

  46. Comment by Lipstick on June 29, 2011 1:48 pm

    the last one. The guy with the really fabulous hair.

    hmmm, nice arms.

  47. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:49 pm

    Wimmens make this big deal over guys with a six pack. I’ve got a pony keg and they never give me a second look. . . wtf?!

    Bwaaaa-hahaha.

    Wrong. Wimmins are looking.

  48. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 1:49 pm

    Lips, hope you get to meet him someday. He’s as sweet and cute as he is hunky.

  49. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 2:01 pm

    Why no Brokeback Mountain guys for xBrad?

  50. Comment by wiserbud on June 29, 2011 2:05 pm

    Why no Brokeback Mountain guys for xBrad?

    *cough

    last pic

    *cough

  51. Comment by pajama momma on June 29, 2011 2:18 pm

    “Why no Brokeback Mountain guys for xBrad?”

    ok, who’s turn is it to take hotspur to his eye exam?

  52. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 2:23 pm

    GM, I finally checked out your Facechimp page.

    May I please have your wife’s phone number?

  53. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 29, 2011 2:23 pm

    Another for the “if you aren’t liberal by the time you’re 20, you have no heart. If you aren’t conservative by the time you’re 30, you have no brain” file:

    Stand by for lefty head explosions in 3…2…1… http://t.co/4uXWv1U

    — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 29, 2011

  54. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 2:24 pm

    Well, to be fair, I didn’t see the movie. Maybe one of those guys is, but I wouldn’t know.

    I have no interest in seeing a couple of shit packers in Stetsons and Luchesis, I don’t care how many awards it won.

  55. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 2:24 pm

    I’m even digging the one of W. Rawr.

    I’ll say it again: Most excellent job, Cathy.

  56. Comment by MJ on June 29, 2011 2:27 pm

    “if you aren’t liberal by the time you’re 20, you have no heart. If you aren’t conservative by the time you’re 30, you have no brain”

    –Martin Luther King Jr.

  57. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 29, 2011 2:30 pm

    I thought it was Shit Jefferson Said™, MJ

  58. Comment by MJ on June 29, 2011 2:31 pm

    Looked it up on the internet. Can’t be wrong.

  59. Comment by Jay in Ames on June 29, 2011 2:32 pm

    IMPORTANT UPDATE:

    the TwoIfByTea website is down, in case you are trying to order right now. Rush just updated us.

  60. Comment by GMLand on June 29, 2011 2:33 pm

    May I please have your wife’s phone number?

    – – – – – – –

    1 on speed dial

  61. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 2:43 pm

    May I please have your wife’s phone number?

    – – – – – – –

    1 on speed dial

    Bwaaaa-hahahaha! GLand scores!

  62. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 2:46 pm

    I’m even digging the one of W. Rawr.

    I’ll say it again: Most excellent job, Cathy.

    Awwww Cyn, you are sweet. Thanks. I’m enjoying all of ’em too.

    Hotspur, I saw Brokeback Mountain and wish I hadn’t. Sick and sad.

  63. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 2:54 pm

    Now troubles are many, they’re as deep as a well.
    I can swear there ain’t no heaven but I pray there ain’t no hell.

    http://fwd4.me/05DF

  64. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 2:56 pm

    *calls Mrs. G’Land to find out when Guy is next out of town*

  65. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 3:03 pm

    I didn’t know that we ever programmed the speed dial. I tried “1” and Dave answered.

    *gives Cathy the stinkeye*

  66. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 3:10 pm

    You’ve got to pick up every stitch.

    http://fwd4.me/05DK

  67. Comment by GMLand on June 29, 2011 3:18 pm

    *calls Mrs. G’Land to find out when Guy is next out of town*

    – – – –

    I am bach’n it all week next week while the fam is at the beach…!

    How you durn?

  68. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 3:24 pm

    I am bach’n it all week next week while the fam is at the beach…!

    *discretely kicks overnight bag with bikini, tanning oils, plane tickets to the beach, and toothbrush behind a chair*

    I’m great. Absolutely perfect. Couldn’t be better. Yep. Gotta run, um, to the bank, yeah, the bank.

  69. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 29, 2011 3:48 pm

    Oh great, Cathy – my A/C is already cranked down to 73, the ceiling fans are running full speed, and I’ve used up most of the Ice making tea and lemonade.

    And then I click over to these luscious lads…..

    Imma hafta go to the grocery store and spend an hour in their freezer at this point!

    Great job, my dear –

  70. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 4:04 pm

    Good afternoon. Does anybody here give good massages?
    No reason. Just curious.

    *standing here all crooked and hurty*

  71. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 4:08 pm

    Does anybody here give good massages?

    Are you nekkid?
    Do you have a video camera?
    Can you pay $3.76?

    I need to know before I can answer the question.

  72. Comment by Osoloco on June 29, 2011 4:09 pm

    Great cowboy choices Cathy

  73. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 4:10 pm

    Laura, is your pain localized in the swimsuit areas?

  74. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 4:14 pm

    Pack of filthy swine, you all are.

    That’s why I come here. ❤

  75. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 4:18 pm

    I’ll tell you this — I ain’t massaging the hump unless it has been recently sprayed with Lysol, exfoliated, buffed and waxed.

  76. Comment by composmentis on June 29, 2011 4:25 pm

    Just because he has “Hay” in his name doesn’t mean Matthew McConaghey is a cowboy any more than the cowboy from the Village People is.

    *standing here all crooked and hurty*

    I imagine massaging that hump would be like pushing around on a big ball of bread dough, only with whiskers and zits.

  77. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 4:29 pm

    Lumpy bread dough, I’ll bet. She’ll tell you that those lumps are caused by stress, but it’s actually the remnants of a twin brother that she absorbed in the womb.

  78. Comment by composmentis on June 29, 2011 4:34 pm

    If by womb you mean the bowels of hell, from which she was shat, I concur. I’m theorizing that the hump will continue to grow until it consumes her, becoming one evil sumbitch that will mark the end of mankind’s reign on earth.

  79. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 4:42 pm

    I love the hump joke. It’s even funnier after you meet her. If Laura dies before me, Ima gonna crash her funeral and deliver a eulogy for the hump.

  80. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 4:54 pm

    Speaking of funerals, Cathy is out shopping right now, so I will tell you that I was sooooooo proud of her at Patty Ann’s funeral. I happened to know that she was scared shitless because she has never done anything like this before, but you couldn’t tell. She had them laughing and crying, and she was unflinching, before a very mixed group of people, about what she wanted to say about Patty Ann at the end of her life. From the book of Job:

    I know that my Redeemer lives, and in the end, He will stand upon the earth.

  81. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 5:03 pm

    Good ol’ PattyAnn. I miss her.

  82. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 5:06 pm

    I miss PartyAnn too.

  83. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 5:07 pm

    Oh, and I’m so proud of Cathy. I’m a teary Irishman and could not have done what she did!

  84. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 5:09 pm

    I’m theorizing that the hump will continue to grow until it consumes her, becoming one evil sumbitch that will mark the end of mankind’s reign on earth.

    You’re ruining the surprise.

    If Laura dies before me,

    We’ve had this conversation. You will be expiring before me. Long, long, before me.

    You will need a fuckin’ time-traveling hit man to achieve any other outcome.

  85. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 5:11 pm

    You will need a fuckin’ time-traveling hit man to achieve any other outcome.

    *cleans handguns while admiring shiny T.A.R.D.I.S.*

    Say whut?

  86. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 5:11 pm

    Cathy is awesome and I have no doubt of her poise and perfect grace under pressure.

  87. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 5:13 pm

    I had the good fortune to meet Patty Ann when she came to my house for a meat-up. She was a sweet lady.

    I admit that my opinion may be biased because she brought chocolate pies, but still, she was sweetheart.

    And tough. The last weeks of her life were very hard, and largely hopeless. She soldiered through with grace and dignity.

  88. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 5:14 pm

    Laura – Cathy has no problem in most situations. If you remember, she had no problem ordering the Force Master Chief to rearrange the coolers at your picnic – twice!

  89. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 5:16 pm

    You will be expiring before me. Long, long, before me.

    Cocky bitch, aren’t you? You underestimate the benefits of a steady regimen of Marlboros and bourbon. We’ll see who has the last laugh.

  90. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 5:17 pm

    Yeah, because you’re such a difficult and unhelpful man. /sarc

    The list of tasks that Cathy’s friends wouldn’t do for her is short indeed.

  91. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 5:18 pm

    Heh. I had forgotten that. She really did rearrange the coolers.

    You gotta admit, it was an improvement.

  92. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 5:19 pm

    LOCAL HEADLINE!!!!

    3 horses escaped their corral and wandered onto I-81. State Police helped to round up the animals without incident.

    Big doings around here!

  93. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 5:20 pm

    If you think about it, that whole party coulda been a disaster if the coolers weren’t right!

  94. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 5:21 pm

    You gotta admit, it was an improvement.

    I was thinking a Sharpie and the words, “BEER” and “NOT BEER” on the coolers would have worked too.

  95. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 5:23 pm

    She probably didn’t want to ruin the finish on our fancy coolers.

  96. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 5:25 pm

    Those coolers had to survive for the Banglar Party Van Event™.

  97. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 5:29 pm

    Gabe is in a panic about how he can possibly surpass the Rosetta School Bus Ride, but he should really worry about the accidental magic of Banglar Party Van.

  98. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 5:37 pm

    OK, drive time.

    *walks over to Michael and yells “GOING HOME NOW’ in his ear-horn*

  99. Comment by iCar in on June 29, 2011 5:42 pm

    For the second time today i’m sitting outside of the highschool waiting on a child. Good thing it’s summer break.

  100. Comment by iCar in on June 29, 2011 5:44 pm

    I think each meetup has it’s own special magic that can’t be anticipated or planned.
    It just happens.

  101. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:13 pm

    Huh? Did sombuddy say sumthin?

  102. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:29 pm

    Here are my ideas for Gabe:

    1. A super-cool but casual place in the city, like the legendary Blues Alley in Georgetown (near the intersection of Wisconsin and M, easy to get to, but take a cab, don’t try to find parking). Or old town in Arlington.

    2. A field trip to Mt. Vernon. Great scenic drive along the Potomac, but pretty close, awesome destination.

    3. Forget trying to organize anything around the Mall. It would not be right for us. We’re not a bunch of tourists from Japan. and many of us have seen it all. Rosetta did it right, concentrating on cool clubs and old historic St. Louis neighborhoods.

  103. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:33 pm

    The big unexpected bonus in St. Louis is that we were in the Soulard neighborhood (very old French settlement) at the same bar where a New Orleans style wake and parade was getting started.

  104. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:35 pm

    The wake included a chick with a black outfit that reminded me of Elvira.

    That sorta justified the trip right there.

  105. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 29, 2011 6:38 pm

    *walks over to Michael and yells “GOING HOME NOW’ in his ear-horn*

    I am SOOOOOO glad I wasn’t taking a drink when I read that…..

  106. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:38 pm

    It wasn’t really an Elvira costume. It was black, and she had some major boobage on display. Just the right outfit to celebrate the passing of a friend.

    You get what I mean. I’m sure you do.

  107. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 6:39 pm

    Has a date been floated by Gabe?

  108. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 6:39 pm

    Michael – I lived in Alexandria. Old town can be fun. Unfortunately, Generous George’s Positive Pasta on Duke Street has closed. 😦

  109. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:43 pm

    Actually, that chick in the funeral party walked up to me with a coquettish smile on her face.

    Then she yelled in my ear-horn, “STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS, YOU PERVERT!!!”

    I was slightly embarrassed, as you can well imagine.

  110. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 6:43 pm

    Run Time. Pray that a deer fly doesn’t carry me off.

  111. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 6:44 pm

    Then you went back to staring at her boobs.

  112. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 6:44 pm

    Then she yelled in my ear-horn, “STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS, YOU PERVERT!!!”

    I thought that was a DUDE.

  113. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 6:45 pm

    Anyway, someone have a drink ready for me when I get back.

  114. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 6:46 pm

    Carin, did it arrive?

  115. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 6:47 pm

    Hotspur – You and I are no longer part of the “Inner Circle” and therefore are not privy to such information at this time.

  116. Comment by iCar in on June 29, 2011 6:49 pm

    It didn’t get there this morning but perhaps it arrived untie afternoon when he was at the stores

    B
    Now get that drink ready I’m almost to the end of my driveway to start

  117. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:50 pm

    Michael – I lived in Alexandria.

    Thanks for the subtle correction. I meant Alexandria, not Arlington. I remember visiting an Anglican church there that was attended by both George Washington and Jefferson Davis.

  118. Comment by iCar in on June 29, 2011 6:51 pm

    I’m not really feeling it tonight. this may be short/quick.

  119. Comment by Lipstick on June 29, 2011 6:51 pm

    I had the good fortune to meet Patty Ann when she came to my house for a meat-up. She was a sweet lady.

    I admit that my opinion may be biased because she brought chocolate pies, but still, she was sweetheart.

    She DID bring chocolate pies.

    I remember that her grandchild had accidentally knocked out one of her teeth that morning and therefore she was a bit shy about coming to the meet-up.

    So Michael made it all right after she arrived and we were sitting in the bat cave and he said “Now everybody, whatever you do, do not notice Patty Ann’s missing tooth…” Goodness, she laughed.

  120. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 6:52 pm

    Yeah, Master Chief, they hate us. We have wisdom. The best they have is still trial and error.

  121. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:53 pm

    Then you went back to staring at her boobs.

    No. After she yelled at me, I was doing the “sneak peeks” at her impressive rackage rather than staring.

    I am a gentleman.

  122. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 6:55 pm

    >_>
    <_<

  123. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 6:57 pm

    PA was actually almost not going to show up because of that missing tooth.

  124. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 6:59 pm

    Anyway, someone have a drink ready for me when I get back.

    Carin, I need to know whether you want alcoholic or non-alcoholic.

    Beer? Freshly squeezed lime aid? Water? Help me, girlfriend!

  125. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 7:00 pm

    PA was actually almost not going to show up because of that missing tooth.

    True dat!

    I love PattyAnn. Shit I miss her.

  126. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 7:02 pm

    She was really self-conscious about that tooth. We told her nobody would notice, for sure. And they wouldn’t have, unless somebody made her laugh.

  127. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 7:06 pm

    Somehow I totally missed my husband staring at this gal’s boobs.

    Poor guy! Deprived from good nursing moments with his mom.

  128. Comment by Lipstick on June 29, 2011 7:10 pm

    She was really self-conscious about that tooth. We told her nobody would notice, for sure. And they wouldn’t have, unless somebody made her laugh.

    Like you did by bringing it up! That was a real ice-breaker.

  129. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 7:12 pm

    Somehow I totally missed my husband staring at this gal’s boobs.

    It’s just geometry. You triangulate the lines of sight between yourself, your spouse, and the boobs. Any guy knows how to do this.

  130. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 7:14 pm

    Sorry, Batman. You offered years ago to pay for a boob job for me and I declined.

    Blame me… And NO… Hells-NO! I have no plans to go get one.

  131. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 7:19 pm

    Wiser, you are a hunk. MK?

    Hunk of what?

  132. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 7:20 pm

    If Mr. Beasn ever suggested I get a boob job, I would be really sad.

  133. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 7:26 pm

    if you aren’t liberal by the time you’re 20, you have no heart. If you aren’t conservative by the time you’re 30, you have no brain

    I became a conservative when I was 8. It was all about the M&Ms.

  134. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 7:28 pm

    I think Cathy was the first one to suggest a boob job, and I said “OK.”

  135. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 7:29 pm

    My parents were conservative Democrats. Until Bill Clinton ran, I don’t think they had voted for a Republican. I have never voted for a Democrat for national office, and I’ve been voting since 1972.

  136. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 7:30 pm

    I think Cathy was the first one to suggest a boob job, and I said “OK.”

    Hahahahah!

  137. Comment by Cathy on June 29, 2011 7:31 pm

    Never been a liberal or Demorat. Never.

  138. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:35 pm

    Hello scum.

  139. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:35 pm

    And Cathy.

  140. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 7:39 pm

    Rosacia!

    BTW: Package coming your way via UPS.

  141. Comment by iCar in on June 29, 2011 7:39 pm

    Yum, mulberries are ripening.

    Cathy- grown up drink pls.

  142. Comment by MJ on June 29, 2011 7:39 pm

    I’m ok with socialized medicine as long is covers boob jobs for medical reasons.

    1. After surgery requiring removal of the breasts.
    2. I, or my husband would like big ol’ titties.

  143. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 7:42 pm

    Try to stay on topic, peeples!!

    http://fwd4.me/05Es

  144. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 7:43 pm

    I’d get a boob job.

    I said it.

    I want my boobs I used to have back.

  145. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:43 pm

    BTW: Package coming your way via UPS.

    Excellent! Very cool. Thank you Herself!!

  146. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 7:44 pm

    Try to stay on topic, peeples!!

    I am at the wrong place?

  147. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 7:44 pm

    I liked Ike in ’56. I was seven. I’ve never voted for a single democrat. Ever.

  148. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:44 pm

    I want my boobs I used to have back.

    You used to have boobs on your back?

    Awesome.

  149. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 7:46 pm

    I’ve never voted for a democrat on the national ticket – but I was liberal.

    When I was in Detroit, I voted for whoever ran against Kwame (in both elections) but I don’t think that person was a conservative. Prolly both dems. So I have technically voted for a Democrat.

    But I never voted for a democrat when I was a liberal. Ha. Typical, huh?

  150. Comment by lauraw on June 29, 2011 7:47 pm

    It’s not something a guy should bring up unless he already knows she is dissatisfied with her looks.

    I know two women who got their busts enhanced in their late 40’s. One is a lady who’s figure is…not insubstantial. Not fat, but I guess what you would call good-thick. Tall frame, long curves and slimmish hips. Looks great on her. She was already very attractive and this suits her. When she was in my store (she moved away a few years ago), the eye of every man was on her.

    The other one is short and slim with a tiny waist and more womanly hips. Also very pretty. She looks ridiculous and I felt sorry for her when I saw her after it was done. Granted, she has a perfect hourglass now, but for some reason the enhancement made her look heavier, and it is obvious the girls don’t belong to her little petite self. She looked better before. It was like putting bolt-ons on Audrey Hepburn. Ridiculous.

  151. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:47 pm

    I voted for Clinton in ’92 because I was a dirty fucking hippie jackass who didn’t pay attention to politics.

    Something happened in the ensuing 4 years that had me going to Dole rallies in ’96.

    I’m surprised I still like politics after that loser start.

    Clinton vs. Dole. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Good one.

  152. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 7:47 pm

    I want Carin’s boobs back too.

  153. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 7:48 pm

    Oh MYYYYYYY!

    http://fwd4.me/05Eu

  154. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 7:49 pm

    You used to have boobs on your back?

    Awesome.

    Not so unusual, Rosie.

  155. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:53 pm

    You used to have boobs on your back?

    Awesome.

    Not so unusual, Rosie.

    How old were you in that picture?

    Gross.

  156. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:55 pm

    Hahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/3nvzv2l

  157. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:56 pm

    Other things that Kerry thinks:

    I would have been a good leading man, maybe even a great one.

  158. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:56 pm

    Other things that Kerry thinks:

    I would have been a good Frenchman, maybe even a great one.

  159. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 7:57 pm

    How old were you in that picture?

    Gross.

    58.

    Way to wreck my self esteem. That was my favorite shirt.

  160. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 7:58 pm

    If Kerry is judging greatness by Obama-standard, the bar is low.

  161. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 7:59 pm

    Way to wreck my self esteem. That was my favorite shirt.

    You’re a hot chick and you don’t need any “work” done in my personal but factually correct opinion.

    How was the Inn? Did you get arrested?

  162. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 8:00 pm

    Other things Kerry thinks:

    I earned those Purple Hearts and a short tour in ‘Nam!

  163. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 8:00 pm

    The Inn was awesome. When are you coming up to visit it so we can all meet there?

  164. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:01 pm

    Other things that Kerry thinks:

    I would have been a good Jeanghis Khan, maybe even a great one.

  165. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 8:01 pm

    Hey! Where did Beasn go??

    http://fwd4.me/05Ex

  166. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 8:02 pm

    Rosie, I’m sure you didn’t read it – but we went and did a mini wine tour. Bought a case of wine. Wine tasting. It was awesome. there are about 50 wineries up there.

  167. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 8:02 pm

    Other things Kerry thinks:

    I wish I had a penis as big as my wife’s.

  168. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:02 pm

    Other things that Kerry thinks:

    I would have been a good small, elderly Asian woman, maybe even a great one.

  169. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 8:03 pm

    Hey Hotspur, the woman who does my hair said she’s been to your Inn. She fishes up there somewhere.

  170. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 8:05 pm

    Kerry would have made a great crack hoe. I can see him in the torn stockings and funny hat.

  171. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:05 pm

    Rosie, I’m sure you didn’t read it – but we went and did a mini wine tour. Bought a case of wine. Wine tasting. It was awesome. there are about 50 wineries up there.

    That’s awesome. I didn’t realize there were so many wineries up there. I know we’re going to come up there for fun for sure to hang out and have fun.

    I’m glad you scoped the place out for us first to make sure it wasn’t a dump.

  172. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 8:07 pm

    No, it was way classier than we deserve. But Hotspur must have some sort of spell on Hotbride, because she says she’s willing to let us have -basically – the run of the joint.

  173. Comment by Pupster on June 29, 2011 8:09 pm

    Hello Rosetta. Give us a kiss.

    http://tinyurl.com/3pel5k9

  174. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 8:09 pm

    If everyone had big boobs, everyone would be getting them removed to look like moi.

    I don’t want big ‘uns. The small ones get saggy, ain’t no way I can handle bouncing them around on my knees.

  175. Comment by Car in on June 29, 2011 8:10 pm

    That part of michigan has close to ideal wine-grape growing conditions for some reason.

    It’s just beautiful.

  176. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 8:11 pm

    Other things that Kerry thinks……

    I’d have been a great lover, if I had a cock.

  177. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:12 pm

    MOM!!! BEASN SAID A BAD WORD!!!

  178. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 8:12 pm

    How old were you in that picture?

    Gross.

    58.

    Way to wreck my self esteem. That was my favorite shirt.

    HAHAHAHAHA

  179. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 8:14 pm

    She’s from Scotland. She heard about me and came over.

  180. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:15 pm

    She’s from Scotland. She heard about me and came over.

    *snigger*

  181. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 8:19 pm

    Beasn – Did you see my comment about you upthread?

  182. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 8:20 pm

    PUPSTER!! NO! BAD DOG!

    http://fwd4.me/05FJ

  183. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:21 pm

    MCPO, did you hit small balls with a stick today?

  184. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on June 29, 2011 8:23 pm

    Dumb liberals. Did you know that Bush deliberately ran us into debt so then the evvvvvviiiiiiilllll Republicans would have the excuse to get rid of entitlement programs? Hey, uh, it *is* the entitlement programs that are running us down.

    I apparently loved arguing earlier today. Not now, though.

    **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Wisconsin cheesehead”

  185. Comment by Hotspur on June 29, 2011 8:24 pm

    MCPO, did you hit small balls with a stick today?

    I thought wiserbud had to work today.

  186. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2011 8:25 pm

    Rosie – No sir. Today was a day of sloth. I did my workout,made lunch, brought the trashcan in and picked up the mail. . . that was the total of my productivity.

  187. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:31 pm

    **tackles Rosetta, gives him the “Wisconsin cheesehead”

    *makes Philly Cheesesteak*

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..

    Also, new pootse.

  188. Comment by Cyn on June 29, 2011 8:31 pm

    What up homies.

    Who’s the Dean avatard wtih teh girl’s name? Welcome delurker!

  189. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:32 pm

    Rosie – No sir. Today was a day of sloth. I did my workout,made lunch, brought the trashcan in and picked up the mail. . . that was the total of my productivity.

    Listen, I don’t pay you to be lazy!!

  190. Comment by Rosetta on June 29, 2011 8:34 pm

    Who’s the Dean avatard wtih teh girl’s name? Welcome delurker!

    Thanks. I’ve been a reader for a while but I’ve never commented because I don’t want syphilis.

  191. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 8:37 pm

    Rosetta, read your email.

    Now.

  192. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 8:38 pm

    Beasn – Did you see my comment about you upthread?

    huh uh, was it good or bad?

  193. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 8:41 pm

    Ooops….I just sawed it, MCPO.

    Cuteness!!

    *SMOOOOOCH*

  194. Comment by scott on June 29, 2011 8:41 pm

    I am punching out for the day.

    I didn’t have to put the dog down this morning so that was good.
    She has a heart murmur, something wrong with her lungs, a couple of large tumors, kidneys that are beginning to fail and a UT infection.

    I decided to treat the infection and see what happens. We might be able to give her some more quality time

  195. Comment by Michael on June 29, 2011 8:53 pm

    We might be able to give her some more quality time

    Dang. That’s a tough calculation when you start weighing “quality time” vs. “vet bills.”

    Not an easy choice. You have my sympathy, Scott.

  196. Comment by beasn on June 29, 2011 8:57 pm

    Not a whole lot you can do about the rest, but UT infections are painful and annoying. Relieving her of that is a good thing.

  197. Comment by scott on June 29, 2011 9:18 pm

    She is almost 14, it doesn’t make much sense fighting the rest of it.

    Before the UT stuff, she acted fine other than being blind and deaf.

    CT state law required that they give her a rabies vaccine today.
    Did I mention she is 14 deaf and blind?
    The state is a safer place today.

  198. Comment by scott on June 29, 2011 9:21 pm

    If you and Cathy have not yet read How to Speak Dog, you need to.

    I read it about 8 years ago, it was so good I gave up reading books.

  199. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:22 pm

    Scott,
    The dog that the vets wanted to put down because she was paralyzed.

  200. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:24 pm

    14 is tough
    I feel for you my friend

  201. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:29 pm

    oops Brooke Killed it.
    My bad

  202. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:30 pm

    the turd in the pool, and all that.

  203. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:31 pm

    giving the sidebar record a run!

  204. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:33 pm

    I have not bought a car in 2 weeks and 3 days.

    Except for the day I bought 2 and they both unwound so goose egg!

  205. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:35 pm

    Huh Whut?

  206. Comment by Vmaximus on June 29, 2011 9:36 pm

    Wait! there is another poat! I rock!


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