Saturday Post

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  1. *drops pants*

    Post defiled.

    My work here is done

  2. THIRST!

  3. Beer.

    It does a body good.

  4. dammit

  5. Ewwww!

  6. Beer.

    It does a body good.

    *pulls up shirt to show beer gut…

    ayup.

  7. *involuntarily snaps eyes closed from the glare*

    Beasns warned us.

  8. it’s a damn good thing our comments showed up in the order they did, cat lady….

  9. Hahaha. The household fail post is awesome.

    Frau leaves the house when I strap on the tool belt (SYWM).

  10. I’ll be missing out on a graduation party this afternoon to stay home with the sick one. Dang it all. I was going to see if my liver stayed in tact or if there would be some kind of Alien expulsion/explosion.

  11. ‘k, gotta go. Heading up to the in-laws for yet another spectacular holiday weekend.

    Y’all try not to break anything while I’m gone.

  12. it’s a damn good thing our comments showed up in the order they did, cat lady….

    HAHA!

    There’s little time thingy to ‘adjust’ the comments, ain’t there.

  13. Have fun wiserbuns.

  14. *sends emergency email to wiser’s in-laws to break out the plastic and paper for the weekend*

  15. Frau leaves the house when I strap on the tool belt (SYWM).

    That vid cracked me up too.

    The guy with the hammer after hanging up the picture at about 32 seconds in killed me.

  16. The guy with the hammer after hanging up the picture at about 32 seconds in killed me.

    That could easily be me. I was hanging a door in our old house and dropped it on my head. I let go, and it amazingly walked across the room and destroyed our wedding picture.

    It’s a gift.

  17. HAHA!
    Home Improvement Breakage Solutions!™

  18. I bet most of those douches in that vid work in the safety and/or risk management section of some major corporation.

  19. All the cool kids seem to be working some kind of feline into their nic.

    Makes us dorkbats wanna follow the crowd.

  20. top ‘o teh afternoon, lovers.

  21. Howdy guys

  22. pendejo puma

    Heh.

  23. CHUMPO.

    *turns on Bob Mould

  24. Weed wacking is DONE. Minor weeding also accomplished. Third loaf of bread is in the oven.

    Ran the vacum, and the laundry truck is going.

    I’ve got to go out and plant next, but I need some coffee first.

  25. Little kids are cleaning the garage, and big boys are clearing land to put down some sod.

    Everyone will sleep well tonight.

    Especially after I drink that bottle of wine, IYKWIMAITTYD

  26. hi car in i wanted to check in during business hrs to say how much i enjoyed our tim in stl. same goes for you cyn. xoxo. pardon the all lowercase letters as i have a little person sleeping on my chest

    sywm shes 17 mnths old.

  27. I was just rereading the comments at your site Chumpo. My god we are a bunch of morons. Ha Ha!

  28. sywm shes 17 mnths old.

    Awwww. Run Chumpo–Carin will see that and then she’ll disappear!

    Was great meating you too!

  29. i had no idea what i was getting into w you all cyn. a life well lived is like that i think. i am still such a dork at b logging but i dont care if i never get a clue w that. as far a im concerned i have the coolest group o friends in all the land

  30. ng on my chest

    sywm shes 17 mnths old.

    whut?!

    *ears perk up, puts on barefoot shoes

  31. car in how did you get to be such a rockstar/

  32. ima dumbass Shes 13 months old. i call her french cause she has brown hair and white skin and blue eyes wich is weird being that her mother is apache.

    carin i cant rem what you were drinking sat night in stl because i never had the pleasure of buying you a round my appologies i will get you at the next one ive already started a secret bnk accnt so that i am prepared.

  33. Seems we can be a pretty rowdy bunch, chumpo, but I’ve never found better peeps that I’m proud to call my friends.

  34. What a love-in! Somebody grab me a cold beer, woodja?

  35. No shizz pretty lady. I got home and found that my mac.mail program had given up the ghost completlely so i have not seen any pictures. I’ll get my crap together and then bleg you for the password k?

  36. *flings an Oly Gold at Teh Chief*

    There’s more in the ice chest budday.

  37. Chumpo, I think that everyone who met you in STL fell in love with you instantly – you’d better plan on showing up at future meat-ups!

  38. you can count on me Tif. ima sucker fo love and i dont care who knows it.

  39. i gotta jet you all the sunlight hurtz mine eyes. miss you already. come visit us on the late night shift.

    ch (heart) h2

  40. Chumpo – Used to drink a shitload of Oly when I was stationed in Spain. ‘Course I also weighed about 168 lbs back then too.

  41. The STLMUFLU has taken its second victim at Cyn Manor. Dammit. I was hoping that I was not contagious by the time I got home

    So I guess that rules out “foodborne” as the cause, huh?

    Good to know – or not….. (this means we can still get it, right?)

  42. ng on my chest

    sywm shes 17 mnths old.

    whut?!

    *ears perk up, puts on barefoot shoes

    Whew.

  43. So I guess that rules out “foodborne” gluten as the cause, huh?

    NOT…..SO…..FAST!!

  44. http://fwd4.me/02XP

  45. Now I know why Chumpbro is such a happy happy person.

  46. http://fwd4.me/02XR

  47. I’m the happiest unhappy person you’ll ever meet.

  48. Is anyone home?

    *walks off with statue of an Indian*

  49. *flings an Oly Gold at Teh Chief*

    Man Crush!

  50. *walks off with statue of an Indian*

    He and his seven friends are mine, beyotch.

  51. Is anyone home?

    Relax and make yourself a drink. We’ll be out to join you shortly after the launch.

  52. Just for Rosetta: http://fwd4.me/02XS

  53. Someone color my hair for me

  54. Welcome to Sausage Fest

    Population: 7

  55. 8

  56. Someone color my hair for me

    *raises hand*

  57. Comment by Andy on May 28, 2011 4:36 pm

    8

    Fucking warlock.

  58. Dammit! I missed Chumpo.

  59. Tiger blood.

    Speaking of which, where’s Cyn and that bottle of vodka?

  60. Has anyone seen my Dora the Explorer costume?

  61. Gonna go read Ace’s Mamet post.

    Back in 4 hours or so.

  62. I love Tiger Cyn! Its so awesome

  63. Has anyone seen my Dora the Explorer costume?

    Half of it is in the bathroom of a bar in E. St. Louis, the other half in a dumpster behind the Burger King.

  64. Fuck you Burger King!! YOU NEVER CALL!!!

    *takes shower, washes off slut*

  65. Did anyone else spend the night in jail?

  66. Did anyone else spend the night in jail?

    As a point of clarification, does “spend the night” mean “assigned to a cell”?

    If not, then No.

  67. As a point of clarification, does “spend the night” mean “assigned to a cell”?

    It’s comments like this why your daughter poops on you.

  68. It’s comments like this why your daughter poops on you.

    That’s a lie. She poops on me because she has taste.

  69. That’s a lie. She poops on me because she has taste.

    Hahahaha. You’re smarter than you look.

  70. I am so damn lazy and I want a beer

  71. Mmmmm…Lazy Beer.

  72. Comment by pendejo puma on May 28, 2011 3:27 pm

    All the cool kids seem to be working some kind of feline into their nic.

    …considering my name, I will stay away from that one.

    At least on the board.

  73. I can’t decide whether to drink beer or whiskey tonight. . .

  74. Beerskey.

  75. We call that a “high-class problem” Chief.

  76. OK, so this morning I went and did some work at my Church, and I saved a box turtle on the way home from getting smooshed in the road. So my good deeds are done.

    Then I had two beers, and mowed the front lawn, and the wife and kids left for a graduation party, and I had two more beers.

    What’s the over/under on “I’ll just take a fifteen minute nap”?

  77. >> Someone color my hair for me

    gets four crayons

  78. Only 15? I’m just getting comfy at that point.

  79. My “fifteen minute nap” was about an hour this afternoon. Herself is in Manhattan.

  80. Well, I had a coupla sammiches, too.

    Which I had to make myself.

  81. What color you doing Sohos?

  82. Is this going to be like the Paas egg kits? I love those white crayons! And glitter! Glitter!

  83. GLITTER!!!

  84. http://fwd4.me/02XW

  85. Licky did I see you were thinking about doing some storm work?

  86. I’m enjoying your music selections today Chief.

  87. I think I put a post of Ed Gruberman and me up

  88. I kicked all kinds of ass today. Car in normally makes me look like a slacker but not today.

    After I chug this 20 oz. coffee I plan on killing some indians.

  89. You look positively morbid!

  90. Cyn – Thanks.

  91. Super Blonde. It’s now on and legs are shaved.

  92. Tomorrow’s looking a tad iffy Peej. My oldest has come down with the STLMUFLU.

  93. Peej, did you really want that “Test” post up?

  94. Sohos, did you get sumpin nice to wear for tonight? You’re headed to a wedding… right?

  95. I’m guessing not Andy. Maybe just dump it into Media with a linky?

  96. I did. I got a long black shirt with thick fringe all over it. Think 1920’s and a fitted black and white top.

  97. It’s me and Ed Gruberman at the zombie movie lot.

  98. Sounds hawt, Sohos.

    Have fun!

  99. Only one hair Scott, guess which one?

  100. Take a pic Sohos after you’re all gussied up. Sounds like a fantastic outfit.

  101. Ooooooh, I wanna see fancy sohos!

  102. No it’s fine. Keep it unless I pushed down a good post I can’t tell

  103. OK, yeah. I just moved that back to draft.

    Let me know if you really intended that to be the new top poat, Peej.

  104. Cyn, that sucks….. I can’t risk kids getting sick. On a fun note my friends from San Diego happen to be here too and are giving us their passes to AZ comic con tomorrow

  105. I have a geek question, I make 50 calls a day. When someone calls back there is a significant delay when I have to sort through all the papers I print out and scribble on.

    Would a database or a spreadsheet be better for keeping track of who I talked to about what?

  106. Keep it unless I pushed down a good post I can’t tell

    It would be really, really hard to push down a worse one.

  107. Yes, it is one of my best friends’ wedding and I will take pics and post on facechimp later.

  108. Good score on the comic con, Peej.

  109. I’d start it out on a spreadsheet, vmax.

  110. This is OUTRAGEOUS.

  111. Does yer kid really have the flu? Are you still going out tonight?

  112. Yes, it appears that he does. The hubby and boy2 have gone to the graduation party and I’m home with Jack. He’s laying on the couch sleeping with a fever.

  113. Andy, who got banned at Ace’s OR what thread was the special person going off on?

  114. The STLMUFLU was communicable?

    Oh, shit!

  115. Ha! At Carin’s link, that vid is “For PJ”.

    *jams ice pick into ears*

  116. PJM, your hair looks fantastic short…..so cute.

  117. I didn’t think was either Andy. I seriously thought food poisoning. Now, maybe not so much. Or perhaps just bad coincidence that boy1 now has stomach flu.

  118. Thank you mare so much easier.

    Cyn, I’m sorry, that sucks… poor baby

  119. I kicked some ass today, scott, and have already invited the Indians over.

  120. who got banned at Ace’s OR what thread was the special person going off on?

    Here Mare:
    http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=316815#c13046287

  121. Ed looked sooooo happy.

    HAHAHAHAHA

  122. Thank you, Dear Cyn!

  123. Super Blonde. It’s now on and legs are shaved.

    Speaking of shaving your legs, that’s one of the things that PattyAnn mentioned yesteday as an “advantage” of now only having one leg: now she’ll only have to spend half as long shaving as she used to.

    She also said that she’ll be saving TONS on pedicures, and she lost more weight in one day than most folks do in a year…..

  124. I hear the person’s name was Swamp Yankee? I don’t know anyone over there any more

  125. You didn’t hear this from me but last weekend, Teresa snorted a big fat line of gluten.

  126. Maybe asshole Swamp Yankee took the name of asshole Guy Fawkes over at Nice Deb’s this morning. Coincidence?!?

  127. I scored some gluten yesterday and plan to get pretty wasted.

    (but my daughter is here so I need to be cool)

  128. You didn’t hear this from me but last weekend, Teresa snorted a big fat line of gluten.

    Heh. You think the STLMU FLU is bad?

    You don’t wanna KNOW what a “glutening” looks like……

  129. (but my daughter is here so I need to be cool)

    Like she doesn’t glute.

  130. BTW Rosie, thanks for hosting the STLMU – Mr. TiFW and I had a wonderful time! I hope us Texas teetotallers didn’t ruin your party…..

  131. Hey Tiger Cyn, why are you now Tiger Cyn.

    ROARmeow.

  132. Cyn, that compilation video of Rosetta doing home improvement crap is hilarious!!

  133. “Like she doesn’t glute.”

    What have you heard?

  134. I was wondering …

    Swamp Yankee’s the same moron that posted the ultra-secret location of last year’s Boston meatup.

  135. BTW Rosie, thanks for hosting the STLMU – Mr. TiFW and I had a wonderful time! I hope us Texas teetotallers didn’t ruin your party…..

    My pleasure sweet cheeks.

    I’m not a relationship counselor because I hate people but Mr. Teresa is probably a keeper.

  136. The TiFWs are gonna go see Pirates of the Caribbean in 3D tonight – at the Movie Tavern.

    So if it’s not good, at least I’ll get a Pina Colada out of it…..

  137. What have you heard?

    About the bird?

  138. I am working on sending Rosetta and Mrs Rosetta something I think they will get a kick out of.

  139. The TiFWs are gonna go see Pirates of the Caribbean Edward Penishands XIII: You Have Something on Your Face, Here Let Me Get That For You in 3D tonight – at the Movie Tavern.

    Gross.

  140. I’m not a relationship counselor because I hate people but Mr. Teresa is probably a keeper.

    You wouldn’t BELIEVE the nasty things I’ve had to do to keep him around…… 😉

    Seriously, though – you’re so right; he’s a wonderful man, and I still haven’t figured out what I did right all those years ago. I’m a lucky gal!

  141. Hey Tiger Cyn, why are you now Tiger Cyn.
    ROARmeow.

    It was a wonderful and dear compliment from Vman. Quite over-the-top, but appreciated nonetheless.

  142. “I’m not a relationship counselor because I hate people”

    We were definitely separated at birth.

  143. I am working on sending Rosetta and Mrs Rosetta something I think they will get a kick out of.

    Mature amputee porn? Gross.

    Hey Ax Murderer, you gave Mrs Rosetta some great advice about the little doggie that we found. That cute bastard is going to a good home thanks to you.

    You’re like Jesus but for dogs.

  144. Edward Penishands XIII: You Have Something on Your Face, Here Let Me Get That For You in 3D tonight

    I took the liberty of adding captions to most of the Meat-up pictures, and Edward Penishands put in an appearance on Saturday night…..

  145. We were definitely separated at birth.

    L to R: Mare, Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/3wlqhe5

    Gross.

  146. L to R: Mare, Rosetta
    http://tinyurl.com/3wlqhe5
    Gross.

    Two douches, that’s about right.

  147. Good Rosie, I am glad to have helped.

    Hi Tiger Cyn!

  148. I’m so glad PA is keeping her outlook positive. I suppose there’s nothing to be done about the physical decision, but she’s got that silver lining down. She’ll do well! If now, we’ll all go over there and smush boogers on her.

    Cyn, yes, I did insurance claims for about 12 years before I got into the bakery/cake business. I managed to work through some personal issues on the way, and and now to the point where I want all the freedom I had when I was doing claims for all those years. When I tell people I had a part time job with full time pay, I am not exaggerating. I enjoyed it, too, so it was a win all around. I just got off the phone with a guy I used to work with who I became friends with and had two calls this week from people looking for appraisers. I passed my adjuster licensing and am waiting for paperwork and all that good stuff. So I will officially be a licensed all-lines adjuster in about a month or so with a ton of experience as an appraiser in auto, heavy equip, motorcycles, specialty equipment and some property.

  149. It was a wonderful and dear compliment from Vman. Quite over-the-top, but appreciated nonetheless.

    That’s a nice story.

    The biggest surprise about Vmax? He’s a small Asian woman.

  150. Cyn, that compilation video of Rosetta doing home improvement crap is hilarious!!

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    CYN!!! What did you do?

  151. Deck. Powerwashed.

    I’m a mess.

  152. What’s new around this shithole dump?

    Anybody bleed out a filthy hippie and turn his skin into a halloween costume for Rosetta?

  153. Seriously, though – you’re so right; he’s a wonderful man, and I still haven’t figured out what I did right all those years ago. I’m a lucky gal!

    You have good mojo. Also, he’s too nice like Vmax.

    Do you guys have people buried in your basement?

  154. The Caption:
    On the set of “Edward PenisHands XVIII: Still Flaccid After All These Girls”

    The Picture:
    Wiserbud, surrounded by a bevy of Hostagettes in preparation for a picture…..

  155. Deck. Powerwashed.

    How many feet did you accidentally sever?

  156. http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15716018

    Which on of you did this?

  157. Do you guys have people buried in your basement?

    Son, this is Texas – we don’t know from basements…..
    (but you know what they say about “the quiet ones”)

  158. Son, this is Texas – we don’t know from basements…..

    MOM!!! TERESA’S BURYING THE BODIES IN THE BARN!!!

  159. Hey Licky, you wanna fight?

    Because I will totally beat your ass.

  160. CYN!!! What did you do?

    Sorry Rosarita, but the money was sweet.

  161. Let me know if you need hooking up with an outfit for regular or cat work Licky. I know people.

  162. I’m shaking in my cake. Psh. EVERYONE here is scared of me.

  163. Sorry Rosarita, but the money was sweet.

    You cock.

    Does anyone know how to access the pictures on the meat page?

  164. MOM!!! TERESA’S BURYING THE BODIES IN THE BARN!!!

    Please.
    We live on a small city lot near downtown.

    We cut the bodies up and put them in the freezer in the garage……

  165. Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies

    Whoever wrote that headline should hang out here.

  166. Hey, Cyn, Thanks! I’d like to stay as an IA but if a company offers me the right money, I will go staff. What I would really like is SIU but I need a lot more than just experience as a really good appraiser to do that. I did CAT work in FL in 04 for the first three hurricanes. If you want, I can email you my resume. It looks good because it is good. I was always good at it, especially considering I basically fell into it by accident. John and I had a bodyshop, so I have real world experience as well. I know a lot of companies don’t want a paper appraiser, they want someone who knows the nuts and bolts and dirt of it.

  167. Did I mention that the picture of Wiser and the Hostagettes looks like a prep shot for a porn movie?

    Not that I’d know anything about that…..

  168. lost a toenail but I’m good

  169. And Rosie, I’d e-mail you the password, but as you know, there are certain words you will never see me write….

  170. Does anyone know how to access the pictures on the meat page?

    Yes.

  171. I just realized you bastards pushed my zombie post down! What the heck?

  172. Andy doesn’t like you.

  173. Rosie,
    Check your e-mail…..

  174. Every one of you whistle dicks is an admin. Who the fuck needs a password?

  175. Whose bird is that in the header photo?

  176. Hotspur, shut the fuck up.

  177. I think you’re right Scott.

  178. If you’re looking for IA work Licky, email it to me at cynmscyn @ that gmail place. I can pass it along. I’m a GA in AZ for my IA.

  179. Ok new post up

  180. I think it mighta been Chumpo, Rosetta, but I had imbibed a wee bit.

  181. That’s not a real poat. Sheesh.

  182. Imbibed?

    You?

  183. I KNOW!!1!1

  184. Cyn, I don’t know what u just said, but it sounds pretty hawt……you sure you can’t hook up with me tonight?

    IYKWIMAITYD

  185. Meeee-oooooow and rawr!

  186. >> I’m a GA in AZ for my IA.

    I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds kinky.

  187. It’s code for ‘let’s go make out in my room cuz my parents aren’t home’.

  188. Has anyone seen the new post? Is it good or does it suck gorilla balls?

  189. It’s okay poat. PJ and I are making out so you should prolly just stay here.

  190. It’s okay poat. PJ and I are making out so you should prolly just stay here.

    *yawn*

    Is there at least a funny picture?

  191. Check your gaymail, Cyn.

  192. I survived my trip to Huntsville.


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