Big Boob Friday™

Hi and how are you and what’s going on and oh that’s great, nice to hear it.  I’m short on time because I was a 12-headed jackass last weekend and the early part of my week consisted of me trying not to choke on liquefied organ vomit.  And I’m heading out of town soon for some fun.

Here is a picture of Newt trying to make up with conservatives after his Meet the Press fuck up.  Asshole.

Today’s musical interlude has earworm potential so fucking watch yourself.  And you can click out of the stupid dialogue boxes.  Yo Leroy!

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Since the Research Department is short on time, lucky you, POTPOURRI OF PAST HOT CHICKS!!

On this day throughout history, nothing happened except these things.

*  in 1837, “Wild Bill” Hickok was born.

in 1894, author Dashiell Hammett was born in Maryland.

*  in 1907, the Bubonic Plague broke out in San Fransisco and then cured teh full blown AIDS.

*  in 1911, Vincent Price was born in St Louis.

*  in 1935, Lee Meriwether was born in Los Angeles.

*  in 1933, Walt Disney’s “Three Little Pigs” was released.

*  in 1937, San Francisco’s Golden Shower Gate Bridge was dedicated.

*  in 1969, Walt Disney World construction began.  If you don’t love that place, you’re an asshole.

*  in 1994, the Flintstones live action movie opened in theaters.

*  in 1997, Marv Albert pleaded innocent to charges of sexual assault.

Finito!

Everyone have a great weekend and please keep PattyAnn in your prayers.  You’re all good kiddos like that.  And I always suspected that Cathy was a Saint and not an actual human.  It’s nice to have that confirmed.

Cheers!

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349 Comments

  1. I better win a fucking MacArthur Genius grant for this shit.

    See you losers tomorrow!!

  2. Nice, Rosetta. Now I have a question for you. Stand over there.

  3. Like Meatloaf said, “Two outa Four ain’t bad.”

  4. Pretty pink flowers

  5. Nice, Rosetta. Now I have a question for you. Stand over there.

    Hahahahahaha.

    I’ve never seen Russ naked.

  6. I left the other poat for this shit?

  7. Rosie–you need to fix the date of this poat. YOU CANNOT LIVE IN THE PAST DAMMIT!

  8. Lech Walesa not an Obama fan? Breitbart: Lech Walesa snubs Obama, fellow Nobel winner

  9. This must be the earliest BBF evah. What the hell am I going to do for the rest of my day? Work?…I think not.

  10. How the hell did you manage that, Rosetta?

    I fixed it.

  11. Actually if the past was last weekend, I’d do it again. Maybe twice.

  12. From previous poat:

    If I were the 50th employee of a small company, I’d be crapping yellow right now.

    – – – – – – –

    This is the clearest example of a job killing bill that I have seen yet. There is no way an employer can sustain that, no way. And If I were an employer in that state, there is no way I would have more than 40 employees and even less chance that I wouldn’t be contracting all my work out of state from here on.

    But, I digress…. BOOBS!!!

  13. That first chick gives syphilitic Lot Lizards a bad rep.

  14. Marv Albert & Three Little Pigs links are hilarious!

    Good Job Rosetta!

    http://tinyurl.com/klxwjy

  15. Quick, someone say something funny.

  16. How can she even stand up? Ow; my shoulders hurt just thinking about the bra strap pain.

  17. Is there any chance that Erica Campbell is not just the sweetest woman on the planet?

  18. did I hear right? Hotspur is back?!

  19. I want to hug that baby elephant.

    And to incinerate Rosetta’s tiny junk for mailing in this saggy, hairy-nippled bbf.

  20. Tiger Cyn is giving me a boner…I swore once I read that word I was going to use it in a sentence today.

  21. That chic in the red needs to rethink her outfit. Just sayin’

  22. Well Hello Sohos!

  23. TeeHee!

    http://is.gd/cj7upt

  24. wasn’t there a TV show sidekick named “Boner” on some show?

  25. If I were on the Titanic I would want to be near Chick in Red. Seems like she might be useful.

  26. wasn’t there a TV show sidekick named “Boner” on some show?

    Growing Pains I think.

  27. I had a buddy in high school named Dick Strait. We just called him Boner.

  28. HA!

  29. this saggy, hairy-nippled bbf.

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! ERICA CAMPBELL MAKES ANY BBF PERFECT!

    IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU…..

  30. I had a buddy in high school named Dick Strait.

    I bet HS had lots of friends with names like that.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUeedMTlN0k

  31. Well, that’s depressing. “Boner” was Andrew Koenig, son of Walter Koenig (“Chekov” from Star Trek). He committed suicide February 2010.

    FoxNews: ‘Growing Pains’ Actor Andrew Koenig Found Dead

  32. Well, that’s depressing.

    You didn’t know that? That was sort of big news when it happened.

  33. Just didn’t register, I guess.

  34. Also, what kind of activist is arrested at the Rose Bowl in 2008, protesting US involvement in the 08 China Olympic games? (from my link above)

  35. Also, what kind of activist is arrested at the Rose Bowl in 2008, protesting US involvement in the 08 China Olympic games? (from my link above)

    wait… wait… I’ve heard this one before…….. don’t tell me….

    uuuhhhh…….

    A dumb one?

  36. It is really a sad story on the causes of Pennsylvania unemployment:

    http://fwd4.me/02Rr

  37. i pure hate you…..

  38. Thanks for letting me play all by myself in the other thread.
    Whores.

    All the businesses and jobs that have already left this state (i.e; ‘the smart people’) are laughing and flipping CT the bird from beyond its borders.

    Steve in HB just told me a good one: in California they’re trying to pass a law forbidding hotels from having flat bottom sheets. They must have fitted sheets. Because some maids can’t lift the mattress to perform the folds on a flat sheet.

    More from Steve: city of la also passed law requiring the big hardware stores to provide shelters for the illegals that hang otusie trying to get day labor jobs
    faciltiy has to be shaded, have bathrooms, etc

  39. DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

    I clicked.

  40. *Gives Chief the fountain of Troy*

  41. This is for MCPO.

    And everybody else while I’m at it.

    http://tinyurl.com/3dg

  42. Chief is banned from the internets for today.

  43. HAHAHAHA!!!!

  44. I don’t think I knew that about Boner either

  45. faciltiy has to be shaded, have bathrooms, etc

    I guess that’s better than actually being forced to pay them for hanging outside. And giving them health insurance. And paid vacations…… And paying them for the days they don’t show up because they are sick…

    But give them time. I’m sure that’s next.

    I’ve recently learned that there is literally no idea that I can come up with that I consider completely insane regarding government laws and mandates that is either not already in place somewhere or at least being seriously discussed.

  46. hey.. cool!

    “Congratulations. You are the 1870187th one to go fuck yourself since 3/22/97.

  47. regarding government laws and mandates

    I read that as: regarding government laws AND MANATEES

    NEED MORE COFFEE

  48. After the Little League game, Wiser took the boys out for hot wings and soda pop. . .

    http://fwd4.me/02Rz

  49. http://tinyurl.com/5u7z7fk

  50. In the past 2 weeks, the State of Tennessee has passed 3 new laws.

    1. The Material Support Bill – to summarize, it forbids Sharia Law to be used anywhere in the state and allows the state to prosecute those that support terrorism.

    F. Collective Bargaining Bill – no more union bargaining and an end to tenure in the state for teachers. Passed without so much as a whimper here in the state, unlike what happened in Wisconsin.

    Purple. Immigration Law – Following Arizona’s lead on this one.

    Winnebago. We defunded Planned Parenthood in the state last night!

    Companies are moving here in droves!

  51. Read the “shut the site down” link at the Go Fuck Yourself link of jewstin’s? It’s hilarious!

  52. 1st Annual Hostagettes Car Wash

    http://tinyurl.com/3hbah8k

  53. Mmmmmmm, Friday!

    http://fwd4.me/02S3

  54. Ya know…since I now work for my own company I could quite possibly start blogging again. It has been years since I have…I need some time to think about it.

  55. Soho – you could just blog at my joint. Not much pressure, since I only have about 10 readers.

    But they are QUALITY readers.

  56. I think I might still have my sohos blog. I am going to go see. I had deleted everything during IKE (accidentally) from 2007 forward.

  57. Obama is such a farking liar.

  58. And, if you’ve suddenly decided to go bulimic and need something to help you purge read comments here..

    People are so fucking stupid.

  59. Water is wet, Sky is blue, Democrats lie…

  60. But they are QUALITY readers.

    Damn straight.

  61. Oh, I missed this one, gotta watch it later: BigHollywood: Ted Nugent to Piers Morgan: ‘Suck on my Machine Gun’

  62. I’m looking forward to reading yalls blogs. I never have time to read anything but this one. I am going to go start w/Carins :)

  63. Hey, Cathy! Going to see PattyAnn today?

  64. Hey, Cathy! Going to see PattyAnn today?

    Not decided. Will make a visit before her next surgery, but things around here are screaming for attention.

    *waves @ Hotstuff*

  65. Sorry,
    I can’t afford a Ferrari
    But that doesn’t mean
    I can’t get you there

    Guess he’s an X-Box
    I’m more an Atari
    But the way you play your game ain’t fair

    I pity the foo-oo-ool
    who falls in love with you

  66. Not decided. Will make a visit before her next surgery, but things around here are screaming for attention.

    You mean Michael, right?

  67. When’s the next surgery? I’m hoping to have a carton to her by the end of next week.

  68. Man there is nothing I like better than a 4 hour staff meeting on the Friday before a holiday weekend.

    Except maybe golf (and you know how I feel about golf).

  69. You mean Michael, right?

    HAAAAA

    Thanks, Carin. My sinuses benefit from being irrigated with black coffee from time to time.

  70. I’m excited, one of my best friends is getting married tomorrow night. I am really looking forward to it. I don’t have a dress yet though. I HATE shopping!

  71. Except maybe golf

    Golf would be interesting if guys with shotguns lined the fairway and tried to blast the ball every time somebody took a swing.

  72. Carin has a blog?

  73. Dave, you should golf with me — I’ve only hit ONE other person in the head with my wild drives.

  74. Carin has a blog?

    I hate you so much.

  75. Golf would be interesting if guys with shotguns lined the fairway and tried to blast the ball every time somebody took a swing.

    PULL!

  76. I’d honestly hoped to have a discussion with Michael about Lutheran theology last weekend.

    True story.

    Strangely, it never came up.

  77. Oh, and just so you guys know, Lauraw is LIAR. She is beautiful and completely normal.

    Not even an odd facial tic.

  78. “Golf would be interesting if guys with shotguns AK47’s lined the fairway and tried to blast the ball your ass every time you took a swing.”

    Senor……welcome to Mexico.

    I used quotation marks in honor of mare.

  79. That asian guy pic just freaks me out.

    I swear there is one of those guys in every office.

  80. 1st Annual Hostagettes Car Wash

    Cars entirely optional.

  81. She really is beautiful Carin *cuts self*

  82. That asian guy pic just freaks me out.

    Agreed. I think that guy is from Mad TV? SNL?

    Either way, he has an uncanny resemblance to that asian tranny that had the baby.

  83. Strangely, it never came up.

    Oh thank God. I’d hate to see a grown man cry.

  84. ither way, he has an uncanny resemblance to that asian tranny that had the baby.

    Oh yea. That guy.

    *wanders away muttering WTF …

  85. George, I should note that it is a Car wash, not a Car in wash.

  86. Hey, MCPO! That chick climbing out of the pool has numerous clips on youpron. Ahem, that’s what Xbrad told me anyway.

  87. George, I should note that it is a Car wash, not a Car in wash.

    Are you certain?

  88. Featured at Ace’s sidebar…
    just too wonderful for words.

    Apparently gardening as a career has fringe benefits.

    http://bit.ly/lGvcSf

  89. Oh, to be sure, I’d wash Car in like a monkey on a cat!

  90. You guys get your filthy mitts of Carin.

  91. And, if you’ve suddenly decided to go bulimic and need something to help you purge read comments here..

    I don’t need to read comments there when I work with a bunch of dumbasses. All this purging is going to melt my fat right off and I’ll be taut and firm like Car in, in no time at all.

    Exhibit A: So there is a cross dresser who comes into our store on a weekly basis. He is around 6’2″ and where a dress and usually a jaunty hat and matching heels. I have never seen him so close, so I ask my coworker ‘Hey is that ‘X’s’ girlfriend?” ( they tease our male coworker that that is his girlfriend).

    She gets all made at me that I should leave him alone. Then two other coworkers walk by and make a comment and she goes, ‘Why can’t you leave him alone, he isn’t hurting anyone’.

    Well, for one, people make remarks because it is NOT something one sees everyday and two, dresses were made to compliment the female form not a fargging MAN!!

    FUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  92. Where = wear

    grrr..

  93. Xbrad I was bawling last night b/c I watched a sad episode. I dont want to spoil it for Romy so I’m staying hush hush

  94. Golf would be interesting if guys with shotguns lined ONE SIDE OF the fairway and tried to blast the ball every time somebody took a swing.

    fify

  95. Beasn we have one that comes in the Powder Coating shop.

  96. You guys get your filthy mitts of Carin.

    I see what you did there. I think.

  97. I just handed over the discs to Seasons 5 through 8 to Roamy last night, Sohita.

    Was it the one where Jamie stabs Haley with a trident?

  98. Golf would be interesting if guys with shotguns lined ONE SIDE OF the fairway and tried to blast the ball every time somebody took a swing.

    Just replace the ball with a clay pigeon and you’re done.

  99. Sohothita, check your mail.

  100. Oh and get this, apparently at the manager’s meeting this morning, they were told that Walmart is going to try to keep the stores open on Christmas Day. They want to nudge Walgreens out.

    Managers were not happy and I guarandamntee you that they are going to have some kind of riot come Christmas. We are already not happy about Easter or Thanksgiving.

    They better have something worked out because there is going to be a lot of religious exceptions demanding that day off.

    Need I remind you that one of the reasons they canned the last CEO, who is not happy the direction the company is going, was because they wanted to put on a new face for the ‘new administration’. Marketing dude is ‘progressive’.

  101. Beasn we have one that comes in the Powder Coating shop.

    While I do leave people like that alone and/or get along with them, I will not agree with my coworker that there is nothing wrong with them.

  102. Just replace the ball with a clay pigeon Democrat and you’re done.

  103. Sam Walton is spinning in his grave.

    Shit started swirling the bowl when they brought the new guy in – the same guy who oversaw the demise of Ventures.

  104. Hey there’s an idea. Open a liquor store that is only open on Thanksgiving, Easter, and Christmas.

    12 pack of Bud: $55

    Bottle of Jaeger: $225

  105. Golf would be interesting if guys with shotguns lined ONE SIDE OF the fairway and tried to blast the ball every time somebody took a swing.

    That sounds like an LPGA rule.

  106. Seriously…what IS Cuffy doing?

    http://tinyurl.com/3k6sesj

  107. On a lighter note, I have 4 more hours before vacation starts.

    And Beasnette made magna cum laude. I think. She was hoping to nudge it to summa and did pick up her medal but didn’t leave a message of which one.

    Either way, she worked super hard and good for her!

  108. We still do his Powder Coating and he is a nice enough guy he is just standing there with full make-up and dress

  109. Congratulations Beasnette! DD got commended on the Math portion of the TAKS

  110. Sohos, please, PLEASE tell me yours are bigger!

  111. Than what Xbrad? hahahahaha

  112. . . . he is just standing there with full make-up and dress

    I knew one in Boise who was aiming to get the surgery but was really bad at being a woman. He generally wore a skort and a tee shirt and she regularly forgot to shave.

    It was unsettling.

  113. I saw this guy the other day and he was BEAUTIFUL. I mean HOT as a chic. At first glance I was like damn that woman is beautiful and then I realized she was a he. It was strange but he really looked pretty

  114. And that is the difference sohos. Guys like MCPO can’t and shouldn’t try to pull it off.

    This guy that comes in, clomps around like a horse so you can’t not look around to see what is about to run you over. And the dainty hats on the big fat man head.

  115. DD got commended on the Math portion of the TAKS

    YAY! That is great!

  116. Another great moment in CT lawmaking: recently a law was passed allowing (or prohibiting discrimination against) transgendered men to use women’s public bathrooms.

    So, if a feller ‘feels’ like a woman inside, he can just avail him/herself of the ladies’ facilities and no one can do a damn thing about some GUY entering the stall next to your daughter or wife.

    Because that would be mean. And that’s what the legislature is for. To prevent people from feeling bad.

  117. ^ Conneticufornia.

  118. Beasn – I prefer an evening gown, diamonds and understated makeup.

  119. MCPO getting his shopping on…

  120. Patty Ann update from Dick:

    Patty Ann Update:
    12:39pm Central time

    Holy shit!!!! Run for the hills!!!! She’s reading this on her iPhone!!!!!

    Which is a very good thing. We had a nice conversation this morning in which she discovered my only weakness and I’m very happy to report she looks and feels a thousand times better. She can now eat REAL food.
    The leg still hurts her, but as to how badly, I have no clue. They’ve taken her off the morphine drip and have been giving her pain pills , which I’ll supplement with black tequila.
    PA’s okay with the leg issue, and in fact all sorts of jokes were flying around the room about it this morning, so don’t feel the need to avoid this.
    John’s doing fine and John’s sister is a total rock. I wouldn’t want to piss that woman off.
    The big surgery is Tuesday morning at 10am, so start saving up prayers and bribes now.

    That is all. Go back to your porn screen.

  121. Thanks for the update Jay. Great news for PattyAnn–you go girl.

  122. GMLand is quite fetching, don’t you agree?

    http://bit.ly/kxz8oY

  123. GMLand is quite fetching, don’t you agree?

    – – – – – – –

    Totally hated my hair in that pic.

  124. Hostage friendly marketing:

    http://tinyurl.com/3n6l8j6

  125. Hey there’s an idea. Open a liquor store that is only open on Thanksgiving, Easter, and Christmas.

    12 pack of Bud: $55

    Bottle of Jaeger: $225

    If I’m spending the holidays with my in-laws, those prices are cheap.

  126. Hostage friendly marketing:

    http://tinyurl.com/3n6l8j6

    My H2 secret santa got me a bottle of that last Christmas

  127. great news about PA.

    Strong woman.

  128. Wiser – I thought you had a job?

  129. Hostage friendly marketing:

    Sort of. It wouldn’t be very practical for Hostages unless you can buy it by the drum.

  130. Wiser – I thought you had a job?

    i do.

    ???

  131. i do.
    ???

    Then quit goofing off on the innerwebtubes and sell some shit!

  132. Hostage friendly marketing:
    Sort of. It wouldn’t be very practical for Hostages unless you can buy it by the drum.

    *chuckles knowingly since she bought a drum before going to STLMU*

  133. Great news about PattyAnn.

    Woo-hoo. So glad to hear.

    Gonna stay here today and will make a visit or two before Tuesday. Sounds like the family is doing great with all it also… and Dick’s got it right about John and his sis.

  134. Which one of you is responsible for entertaining me this afternoon?

  135. *chuckles knowingly since she bought a drum before going to STLMU*

    Well, that certainly worked out well, huh?

  136. <Which one of you is responsible for entertaining me this afternoon?

    Not me. I’m busy working……

  137. Well, that certainly worked out well, huh?

    You just SYWM.

    *goes back to nibbling crackers, popping Pepto, and sipping peppermint tea*

  138. Not me. I’m busy working……

    Touche!

  139. Well since none of you hosers will run to my mom’s house for me and pick up her title so I can give it to the insurance company, I have to do it myself.

    bbl

  140. And I was just there, Cyn. What a shame!

  141. Xbrad is s-o-o-o-o-o smart!

    http://bit.ly/kegqZL

  142. Xbrad is s-o-o-o-o-o smart!

    http://bit.ly/kegqZL

    Will MUST provide food BACON!!!

    Fixtd.

  143. Oh, I have GOT to see this when I get home: CaptainsJournal: The Jose Guerena Raid: A Demonstration of Tactical Incompetence

  144. Not a totally wasted trip…filled up for $3.65/gal. WOO HOO!

  145. And I was just there, Cyn. What a shame!

    GAH!

    *cuts PJ*

  146. what up tards?

    YAY PA, sounds like she’s fighting like a champ.

  147. *rifles through blogs pockets, bails

  148. Where the hell is my pocket knife??!

  149. Where the hell is my pocket knife??!

    Did you check your pocket?

  150. I think Count took off with it. It’s a Buck with a stag horn handle.

  151. Heh, watched Hannity try to shout down Frank Bailey, the author of the new Palin hit book, and as usual, he spouted his talking points, and basically came across as a “Fox News Bully”. Hate that stereotype (hello OReilly), but it’s there, and has validity, at times.

    Contrast that with Dana Loesch, on the Dana Show (St Louis radio). She calmly let Bailey trot out his lines about budgets, then proceeded to cut him off at the knees with facts. She’s holding him over the break, but Bailey was sputtering away, after Loesch questioned his “I’m a conservative, and I just want to let you know the truth” meme.

    I see why Breitbart got her as an editor, she’s good. So much for my conservative misogyny, with a post praising 2 women (kinda, with the Palin angle).

  152. Hannity is a talking points vending machine.

  153. I can’t watch Hannity anymore and that Great American Panel….they just scream at each other. Hate it. Another person I cant stand is Don Imus’s wife. UGH!

  154. Know who I can’t stand?

    The Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches of government.

  155. *signs up for MCPO’s newsletter*

  156. It’s so dead here today, I”m having to work! Where are all the Hostamages and teh funny?

  157. It’s so dead here today, I”m having to work! Where are all the Hostamages and teh funny?

    *there’s a tiger in my bathroom monitor

  158. HAHAHAHA!

    poor MJ

    hee hee hee

  159. ***PattyAnn update 4:05 p.m. CST***
    [From TiFW]:

    Went to see PattyAnn this a.m. – apparently missed seeing Dick by about 1/2 an hour. PA had just taken her morphine, and was dropping off to sleep, but the nurses came in to bother her, so I stuck around and had a wonderful conversation with her and her SIL, Joyce.

    PattyAnn is in GREAT spirits, and looks really good. She is laughing and joking around and generally keeping the hospital staff very busy with her antics. She’s a good sport about the leg – her sister was cautioning me not to mention it, but PA was having none of that, so we had lots of fun talking about what everyone was saying about it. She said that’s what she loves about everyone in all of these groups – their offbeat sense of humor. She said to tell all of you “miscreants and reprobates” hello, and thank you for everything – the prayers, the flowers, the cards, and the words of encouragement.

    She also said to tell Scott that she is doing her “breathing exercises” every hour on the hour, so he can rest easy on that score!

    The doctors seem very pleased with her progress, and if her “numbers” keep looking as good as they have, her surgery is on for Tuesday morning at 10:00 a.m. I’m going to try and make it up there, just to keep Dick from making passes at the cute nurses……

  160. *Flicks boogar at Tiger Cyn.*

  161. (L to R) Rosetta; Wiser

    http://fwd4.me/02TK

  162. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy PattyAnn!

  163. “Know who I can’t stand?
    The Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches of government.”

    Mare loves MCPO.

  164. Great news about PattyAnn! Just Great!

  165. She also said to tell Scott that she is doing her “breathing exercises” every hour on the hour, so he can rest easy on that score!

    He was really concerned about that. We talked about that for a while last night, about how important it was.

  166. That looks like an awesome header pic to me Chief!

  167. *glances at clintbird, flexes tiger claws and glares, reaches around and lights switch to fire off cannon that shoots boxes of Kleenex at high velocity*

  168. Keep on Truckin’ PA!

  169. *Ducks. Watches Kleenex box hit lauraw.*

    Uh, oh!

  170. I hope all of you have a safe and Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

    Many thanks to all the veterans and families of those that have served our country.

    Be safe and don’t eat too much…. or do!

  171. You too GML!

  172. Another Whittle winner:

    http://www.declarationentertainment.com/

    Touches on a fury of mine, the missile defense in Poland that Obama shut down (idiot).
    Andy, take note of the date it was finalized. I do think he picks dates for particular reasons, just like the May 1st Bin Laden Killing. I’m sure he and the college coffee house buddies in his administration get a big kick out of rubbing conservative faces in it

  173. Anybody have any plans this weekend?

  174. Updates (Dick’s and TiFW’s) have been added to the PA Update post , for those of you keeping score at home.

    PA also seemed tickled with the idea of a Swiss Army Leg, so if any of you guys want to engineer something for her, maybe we could all add an “attachment” to it.

    Something she mentioned that would come in handy was “Tongs that hold Baby Wipes” – apparently you can’t get just anyone to help you with certain hygienic tasks, and those come in very handy. The therapists at rehab know all about them, but the hospital staff doesn’t think to tell their patients about them…..

    So far, we’ll need a make-up brush, a whisk, a spatula, a machete (for Aggie), a Chocolate Thunder, and tongs w/baby wipes.

    And of course, it will need some pretty curly ribbons and either a sexy shoe or a cowboy boot at the bottom (or a foot mold to put a shoe on….)

    What else?

  175. My vacation has now officially begun and my computer has died. Not even 2 years old.

    I’m on beasnette’s and she is not happy about it. No clicking links for me. Not sure if mine got the ayds (may explain the email problems) or just died a piece of shit death.

    IMPORTANT GRADUATION UPDATE:

    beasnette made summa cum laude. And I may have to take her over to urgent care to get her throat swabbed and ear looked at. Nice time to come down with a head cold – hopefully not strep. She feels fine and only had a fever the first day, so not sure what to do.

  176. Major congratulations to beasnette! Sorry about your ‘puter, beasn.

  177. …..What else?…….

    A place to carry a food storage container. Never know when one needs a snack. Purses can get lost.

  178. *eyeballs clintbird*

    So what exactly happened to your computer? When did you notice it’s ebola?

  179. Hi Tiger Cyn!
    How many victims people have you toyed with today?

  180. Beasn can you start it up in safe mode?

  181. What else

    A cup holder.

  182. beasn, I had restarted mine due to some kind of update??? (don’t even remember what it was now) and nothing came back up except some sort of error message about system can not start due to missing some obscure sounding .dll file. Whatever it was, I had to do a clean install (without deleting the old install) to get the system running again. Other than losing a bunch of emails, I’ve been able to pretty much retrieve everything from the old install but I had to go through countless updates, downloads, etc. to get everything back up to speed.

  183. Yeah beasn, what happens when you try to turn it on?

  184. Cyn has plans Sunday morning, right? I’ve been practicing the kids zombie makeup today for the movie

  185. Not sure scott. The husband and son are on it.

  186. pjm, I get nada.

  187. Okay, off to figure out what to make for dinner.

  188. Beasn, did you try to turn it on while holding a coat hanger over your head?

    It has to be one of the wire ones.

  189. >> Anybody have any plans this weekend?

    My liver says “ohHELLno”.

    >> beasnette made summa cum laude

    Excellent. Good for her, and I hope she feels better soon.

  190. Wow, that’s more than virus stuff if it won’t even turn on. I think it needs a new starter and prolly a carburetor

  191. PJM – Your daughter, Glarvin, looked good in her zombie makeup.

  192. Big congrats to beasnette! Hard work shows wtih that summa designation :-)

  193. I would say the breathing exercises are the MOST important. At first I didn’t understand why but soon found out. I am SO glad she is doing them

  194. You didn’t think she was too green?
    Thanks mcpo

  195. My youngest kid’s laptop died because the charger went goofy, the little power light on the brick lit up, but it was only putting out a fraction of the 24v needed to actually recharge/power the laptop (I tested it with a voltmeter).

    Ordered a replacement charger and it was fine. Just kinda hard to diagnose. The clue was the charge light on the laptop would flicker when you plugged it in, but then went dark.

    So in this case “is it plugged in? you should try plugging it in” was actually pretty decent advice.

  196. HaHa! Vman, you shall be my first!

  197. Yeah, total congrats on the beasnette!
    Hard to believe she’s related to a hostage

  198. Hard to believe she’s related to a hostage

    I can believe it.

  199. beasn is pretty darn smart. In fact, she’s prolly gonna run for POTUS.

  200. Really important Sohos, but they seem stupid and unimportant though.

    I kind of skipped it the first time and got in a little trouble.

  201. Kiss asses

  202. Yikes, a picture from Joplin:

    http://therealrevo.com/blog/?attachment_id=46789

  203. beasn has promised that I can manage her campaign and head up her security detail so I gotta suck up.

  204. They served bacon at the free hotel breakfast this morning.

    Too bad nobody else got any.

  205. I think we’re all a pretty smart group. Except for HHD and BBF; they we all get a bit goofy.

  206. Kiss asses

    Nope. This is a pretty sharp group.

  207. *plays with cyn’s hair while she’s distracted with Vmam

  208. *plays with cyn’s hair while she’s distracted with Vmam

  209. That spear really must have hated that curb.

  210. Holy cow mare, what is that? Can you imagine it going thru yer guts?

  211. Afternoon, Hostagefolkses!

  212. Hi, Ember!

  213. You can play with my hair ANY DAY Carin. Will you marry me?

  214. I can imagine it going through someone else’s.

  215. Will you marry me?

    Is that legal in your state?

  216. *tosses clintbird a Zerobar* Thanks for being awesome this week.

  217. All right, I’m done goofing off working so IMOUTTA HERE.

    Have a pleasant evening homos. I’ll be back later so you’ve been warned.

    Also, somebody back brief me on the breathing thing, what is that and why is it important? Have your people call my people.

  218. Can you please please make it legal?

  219. What’s up Sky!

  220. Oh, goody – Lesbo Lust! *Heads off to grab video recording device.*

  221. M’goodness, Tiger Cyn, yer so sexy.

  222. Thanks, Ember. My pleasure – ’twas easy.

  223. Can you please please make it legal?

    I’m not licensed in AZ.

    But if you came here, you could Register your Domestic Partnership tout de suite.

  224. You’re looking mighT fine yourself Ms. Sky.

    Is that from a recent shoot? You look amazing!

  225. Me too Scott. I learned real quick how important they are.

  226. *blush* Thanks, Cyn. It’s a few months old. I haz new haircutz nao.

  227. HA! I have a new haircut too! Garage + electric clippers + #2 guide = AWESOME!

  228. I’ve been thinking of shaving my head. Just for funzies.

  229. I don’t know bout other people, but when I was hospitalized after Madeleine, I had to breath into this tube and try to force this blue ball to the end of it….something about pneumonia or respiratory infections

  230. Yes,very cute pic sky

  231. Yep. Hospital pneumonia is not something you want, I think it’s concentrated or bionic.

  232. Sky, your head is not necessarily the preferred part of the female anatomy that most guys like to see shaved. Just sayin’ …

  233. #2 clippers, MCPO? Dang, and I thought my hair was short now w/ #3 clippers.

  234. This thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incentive_spirometer

    You inhale through it and try to hold the vacuum at the highest level possible, or whatever level the doc/ nurse sets the indicator to.

  235. “Sky, your head is not necessarily the preferred part of the female anatomy that most guys like to see shaved. Just sayin’ …”

    Thanks for the advice. I might shave m’head for my 30th. But I still have two years to change my mind. ;)

  236. #2 clippers, MCPO? Dang, and I thought my hair was short now w/ #3 clippers.

    I don’t need no stinking blade guard.

  237. … Ember Jr. just came up to me and shouted, “MOMMY! Tickle me … FOR SCIENCE!” I don’t think I can ignore that, so I’ll try to BBL.

  238. Hi PattyAnn! *waves* (just in case shes lurking)

    Hi Everybody Else *waves*

  239. Hey, who told Cyn that she could change her avatar?

    Or Sky, for that matter.

    I do not believe this has been approved by either the New England Cabal or the Texas Cabal, and thus is unauthorized.

    We need some strict discipline around here. Where is Wiserbud?

  240. Hey, Brew!

  241. My next door neighbor girl is grajumawating from hs tonight. They’re doing it at the football stadium. On the artificial turf. I don’t really wanna go but feel like I gotta. It’s gonna be miserable. Did I mention it’s 105F at the moment?

    105F + artificial turf = misery

  242. When did Batman become such a control freek?

  243. “Tickle me … FOR SCIENCE!”

    Best pick up line ever!

  244. I retroactively approved Cyn’s new avatard.

    IN MY PANTS!

    Sky’s is hawt too, so: APPROVED

  245. This time last week we were not meeting Mare.

  246. Another thing we should not allow is for Laura to wear shoes that make me feel funny in the swimsuit area.

    I was looking to Mrs. Rosetta to say, “Laura, you slut, take those off!!!”

    But Mrs. Rosetta was too nice and did not say that.

  247. Hey Chief, how ’bout those Brewers!!

  248. How come Mrs Rosetta and Mrs Cuffy never comment here?

    I think we need to have a meeting.

  249. Well, Andy lives in New England, so I guess he can give the OK for stuff.

  250. How come Mrs Rosetta and Mrs Cuffy never comment here?

    I blame Sean.

  251. Wiserbud gets his orders directly from Andy.

  252. Teh Florduh cabal approves also.
    *kicks MJ *

  253. Andy gets his orders directly from Steve the Pirate.

  254. The reunion guy runs the show.

  255. New England Cabal is passe, we prefer Code Purple.

  256. 4 in a row.

  257. Roamy wore a purple shirt to the meatup past night in honor of Steve the Reunion Guy.

  258. Everyone’s meds must have kicked in.

  259. Damn you Brad.

  260. And yeah, Mrs. Cuffy should certainly comment here.

  261. Seriously though, if Mrs Cuffy doesn’t comment here we should ban Cuffy.

    She is a hoot!

  262. “I support the subsidy of ethanol,” he told an Iowa voter. “I believe ethanol is an important part of our energy solution for this country.” Iowa leads the nation in the production of corn, a main source of ethanol.”

    I’m starting to think Romney isn’t nearly as smart as I thought he was. Plus, I don’t want him to get the nomination because of his Romneycare bs.

    We need corn for food. Ethanol…..sheeesh

  263. xbrad, have you met Mrs. Cuffy?

  264. Oh, last night.

  265. Wow, I can’t slip ANYTHING past Mare.

  266. Steve the Reunion Guy, and Steve the Pirate, were both OK. Not to mention Officer Paul, the best cop ever.

    But I really think we need to honor Amanda The Lesbian Stoner as the best party-crasher we have met. She was awesome.

  267. I’d like to slip something past Mare.

  268. Hi Mare!

  269. Both Mrs. Cuffy and Roamy were utterly delightful dinner company. But I’d already met Roamy, so I already KNEW that would be fun.

    I mean, otherwise, why the heck would I have come to Huntsville?

    Oh, yeah. To get a tour of NASA.

    By the way, Roamy REALLY fucked up.

    She had to put me on the visitors list. My company?

    XBradTC

    I told her she really should have gotten the name right…

    XBradTC Solutions! ™

  270. Is there a echo here?

  271. Shit. Forgot how to do the TM thingy. Help a brother out!

  272. Help a brother out!

    Brad it’s ampersand – trade – semicolon.

    Like this: ™

  273. I tried that, Michael. It didn’t work.

    WordPress just hates me.

    **shrugs**

  274. If you substiute “copy” for “trade” you get this:

    ©

    and so forth. You can do all kinds of stuff between an ampersand and a semicolon.

  275. That’s what she said.

  276. I fixt it.

    Rocketson is charming, but quiet, but MiniMe…. Well, she’s just the little social butterfly! She was very concerned that all the social niceties of a Southern Family Dinner with guests were observed. Each place had a name tag, and she was extremely conscious about pouring the wine.

    She’s gonna be a real heartbreaker in just a very, very few years.

  277. Brad, you just got the ampersand and the semicolon backwards. We can see that at 8:01. Put down your drink and focus on the keyboard.

  278. “reg”

    ®

  279. You can do all kinds of stuff between an ampersand and a semicolon.

    That sounds dirty.

  280. Michael, spit that cock out of your mouth and go fetch me a juicebox.

  281. Hi, Vman!

    Hotspur….HAHAHAHAHHA

    xbrad…kiss my ass!

  282. You can play with my hair ANY DAY Carin. Will you marry me?

    Sure, but if Mrs. Cuffy become available we may have to become mormon or something so I’m allowed multiple wives.

  283. Oh, damn, I forgot about this: https://thehostages.wordpress.com/teh-handbook/

    The trademark thingy instructions are RIGHT THERE!

  284. Finally, I can check out the BBF™ links.

  285. The trademark symbol is also Alt+0153

    Comment Tweaking Solutions!™

  286. showoff.

  287. Thanks Cyn. That’s super-easy to remember.

    *Rolls eyes*

  288. Andy – look at the big brain on Cyn.

  289. ¢

  290. Mrs Cuffy?

    I’m in.

  291. I refuse to participate in this vulgar display of code.

  292. Mare, I’d kiss your ass at high noon on the 4th of July as the big bass drum of the marching band banged away on Main Street.

    Bring it here, MILFy Momma!

  293. *begins searching ascii and hexicode for the middle finger symbol*

  294. I don’t mean to single out Mrs. Cuffy, because the other wives were wonderful too.

    But she made my tummy hurt from laughing. I’m thinking she would fit perfect into my workout routine.

    NO MORE SITUPS!

  295. Actually, yeah, I googled ASCII code and went with ™ 0153

  296. I refuse to participate in this vulgar display of code.

    I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but Car in is surprisingly hot if you meet her in person, and she actually has buns of steel.

    I probably said that already.

  297. *begins searching ascii and hexicode for the middle finger symbol*

    That’s fine for now, but when you’re my wife I’m going to expect a higher level of decorum.

    Especially since we’re going to be Mormon.

    *begins stockpiling food.

  298. Roamy is the ONLY person I know who has given someone a suit of armor as a graduation present.

  299. Michael was drunk, so YMMV

  300. *nods obediently and begins extreme coupon clipping*

  301. oolo

  302. *nods obediently and begins extreme coupon clipping

    Ha ha ha …

    This is going to be SO AWESOME.

  303. ohoo

  304. You had to google the ascii code? You didn’t just take my word for it? No more bacons for you!

  305. “Mare, I’d kiss your ass at high noon on the 4th of July as the big bass drum of the marching band banged away on Main Street.”

    Well, okay then.

  306. That’s cold.

  307. a) I didn’t know we had a handbook/rules page.

    b) Anyone want to start a dumpster fire?

    c) COCK!

  308. Cyn, I googled it before you spilled the beans.

    I just figured you were busy making me bacon…

  309. Middle finger?

    ∩∩

  310. haha! too big! :-)

  311. BTW, Marie Calendar’s Swedish Meatballs (SYWM) is pretty good, but not even in the same ballpark as Roamy’s Pene Pasta with Vodka Sauce.

  312. ..|./

  313. Cyn, that’s pretty big. Didn’t Mrs. Cuffy hit Dave with that?

  314. Thank you, XBrad.

  315. >> look at the big brain on Cyn.

    That’s at eye level, right?

  316. Lois: ….I do have a mind of my own.

    Peter: I know you’re a feminist, and I think that’s adorable, but this is grown up time and I’m the man.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…..Totally H2

  317. That’s always a fun part of wedding recptions = teh meatballs. Yum!

  318. She might have hit him with it xbrad, but it’s more approaching the size that Michael was um holding last weekend.

  319. Nice finger HS.

  320. Roamy, my daughter and I saw SOMETHING BORROWED today and the lead actor was so cute (and his abs were cut) we were mesmerized. I wiki’d him and he sounds pretty cool as long as he’s not gay. His name is Colin Egglesfield (bonus Carin, he’s from Michigan).

    http://tinyurl.com/3jfoq7o

    Young, yes (38 years old), but not too young and molten hot. Well, he certainly was in the movie.

  321. Hi Mare!!!!

  322. “That’s always a fun part of wedding recptions = teh meatballs.”

    I like the way she rolls.

  323. Vman, I said hello earlier, I don’t want you to think I’m snubbing you.

    I’m kind of fascinated by your new money making venture…..it sounds terrific!

  324. Cool, thanks for the HHD tip, mare

  325. Cyn, I can’t really see your avatar but from what I can see I LOL’d.

    (Tiger woman in cage with your face….hahahaha)

  326. Colin is HHD material. Good find Mare.

    Yes, a woman painted like a tiger in a cage. I giggled like a school girl when I found it.

  327. I’d marry Car in. Platonically.

    Well, urgent care closed just as we got there so we will go back in the morning if she still feels the same. Told her to take an Advil and go to her room, she was so crabby.
    (she wants to go to some graduation parties).

  328. Oops! Mare I am sorry.
    I bought a 2002 Land Cruiser today, I think it will sell for 13 if I am lucky.
    3 cars in 2 days.

  329. That’s always a fun part of wedding recptions = teh meatballs.

    Not Southern Baptist weddings. Reception consists of cake, non-alcoholic punch, mixed nuts, and those little pastel mints that stick your teeth together. fin

  330. *Pats self on the back for calling Cyn a tiger*

  331. In the meantime, husband thinks the computer is fried.

  332. Did anybody bury anybody else alive today?

  333. Hahahaha

    Tigers’ relief pitcher is named Furbush.

  334. We all know the fun part of wedding receptions in booze.

    Nobody eats Swedish Meatballs.

    They are a peg lower than the tiny hot dog weenie things.

  335. Would you like a Swedish meatball?

    Why yes, another shot of Jager sounds good.

  336. Vman, what % do you hope to make on each deal?

  337. I kinda like the hot dog mini thingies…

  338. BTW, Wiserbud told me he loves me last Saturday night.

    I feel dirty.

  339. Ha! That is so true Scott.

    Did someone say open bar?!!

  340. NEW POAT ON AISLE 9!

  341. Ja, I am Inga from Sweden.

    Please to help me with my rucksack?

  342. 25% of profit or loss Mare. Yesterday I bought a 06 Accord for $8800. The dealer tacked a $20 title fee on it. So whatever it sells for – title fee – shipping cost from NJ to here – whatever we pay the detailer to detail the car – auction fee = profit or loss. I get 25% of that.

  343. I HATE WORDPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I am in the bucket again

  344. “Would you like a Swedish meatball?
    Why yes, another shot of Jager sounds good.”

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Weddings are fun.

  345. hmph, golf haters >turns delicately and flounces off, stage right<


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