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Off to bed, my not so stalky stalker friends!
Hey.
Just dropped in… streaking through.
Gotta head out to walk Peaches & Rosie.
Night LickyLicky, and Cathy
“threw up” is a rather fitting description of this poat.
Goodnight, ladies.
Lclint, I’m give you 17 Nobels for this post.
Damn, XB, don’t be so critical. I probably spent at least 90 seconds putting this together.
But only 2 Mare Points.
*Thanks, Jewstin, shuns, XB.*
Wonder where Mare is? I’m surprised she didn’t hop onto the bewb debate.
This is bullshit. His whole pResidency is a scandal.
http://nation.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/26/sabatos-crystal-ball-obama-due-major-scandal
From last thread:
See, Cathy is kinda like an emotional sponge. She can just absorb feelings, and expel them later.
There is a lot going on at Baylor Medical Center amongst PA and her family that you and I will never hear about. I know this from experience.
I’m pretty sure that if I had been at BMC the last few days, by now I would have bitch-slapped Patty Ann, punched a few of her relatives, given a wedgie to a couple of her doctors, and gotten arrested.
I’m not real good in situations like that. Better at praying.
A man’s gotta know his weaknesses, Batman.
BTW, I saw Maynard Ferguson live at Blues Alley in Georgetown.
His cheeks blew out to the size of oranges while he was playing. He was old at the time, but he could still hold his signature long tenor note.
A man’s gotta know his weaknesses, Batman.
Yeah, well so far I figured out that mine are (1) stupid and (2) small penis, but I’m still learning. There’s probably more.
Georgetown, Texas I presume, not Georgetown, Kentucky (a lovely little town by the way)>
You just HAD to bring up the small penis issue didn’t you?
Inability to survive without Cathy feeding you?
Hi, Lipstick!
Goodnight, all.
Night clintbird. I’m off too.
My neighbor and his wife just returned from dinner in Koreatown to discover that the latter had left her car idling in the garage the whole time they were gone. For about FIVE HOURS.
Lipstick, you are so wrong. I can easily feed myself without Cathy. The choices are:
(1) Frozen sweet & sour chicken dinners, or
(2) Drunk driving across MacArthur Blvd. to the Spirit Grille for a real meal, or
(3) Death.
I can handle that.
If things get dire, you could also make yourself a sammich.
Hi Clint!
Holy crap, Sean! How on earth does that happen?
Michael, sigh, well I think I’ve mentioned that the Spirit Grille has the best bacon cheeseburgers EVER. And it looks like your famous neighbor is getting hitched this weekend.
The explanation that he offered was that she wanted to get a CD out of the player, turned on the car (I didn’t say anything about the fact that in most cars, you don’t have to actually start the engine to do this) and forgot to turn it off before they left for dinner.
I did, however, suggest rather forcefully that they keep all their windows open for the duration of this warm spring night.
If things get dire, you could also make yourself a sammich.
Well, yeah, I figure that I probably would know how to do that if I had a large penis.
I gotta live with reality.
You know, uh, you don’t really have to use your penis to make a sammich. At all.
(Note to self: NEVAR eat a sammich prepared by Bruce.)
You know, uh, you don’t really have to use your penis to make a sammich.
Of course not. Everyone knows they’re better in tossed salads.
I’ve learned quite a bit about where not to eat in the last half hour.
Well, you are what you eat. Me, I’m a corn dog.
I don’t believe for an instant that you ever ate a corn dog, Eric. Not even when you were down and out.
Anyone still awake on this POS?
*rustles bushes, coughs*
I knew I could count on you, stalker. *puts a glass of Val-U-Rite on the windowsill*
If you saw what I saw, working as a plongeur in Paris, a corn dog would seem positively sanitary in comparison. Plus, all you Yanks are pissing yourselves over your so-called bedbug epidemic. Pish. We had bedbugs for wallpaper when I lived on the Left Bank.
And I’m still miffed about being dead since 1950.
*gulps rotgut vodka*
Thanks, Ember! Has your little one done any hallucinating lately?
No, we’ve been trying harder to keep her away from hallucenogenics. We moved the LSD stash into a lock box.
Mr. Bont, don’t you prefer your rotgut shaken, not stirred?
Heh. I’m glad she was okay, though. That was prolly pretty scary.
You might want to check out some of the last few threads to find out what’s been going on with Patty Ann. If you didn’t already know, she lost a leg due to complications from surgery and health problems she had a few months back.
Mr. Bont, don’t you prefer your rotgut shaken, not stirred?
Actually, if you want a good Martini, you’ll ask for it stirred. When the gin (unlike my avatard, I always ask for a gin Martini) is shaken, it can “bruise” the botanicals.
As for rotgut, I usually just drink it straight out of the bottle.
I saw that there was something going on on the FaceChimp. Clintbird has been messaging me all the updates. I cried a little bit yesterday. But I firmly believe she’s going to be okay, and if I believe it, it’s true, so that’s good.
But I firmly believe she’s going to be okay, and if I believe it, it’s true, so that’s good.
Oh, great. In addition to stalking you, now I have to begin worshiping you as a deity of some sort.
There aren’t enough hours in the day.
I know. It’s kind of hard to be as amazing as I am.
Just don’t ask me to become a prophet. That shit is hard work.
Also, if you could keep the bushes I hide in from catching on fire I would appreciate that.
For you, stalker? I can make that happen.
Sky, your new avatar pic is giving me a boner.
Back off, Bruce.
Heh. Guess I cleared the room.
*farts loudly*
*checks buffet table and eats leftover Swedish meatballs*
Now that is talent
Sorry, editing pictures. Got distracted by levels and color balance. *blink*
I’m glad I can do you a service, Batman. A weird service, but, y’know. Whatever.
*moves to Midway*
I was poating comments and poats on various other websites.
I am busy but broke.
From Teh Jawas.
http://tinyurl.com/3lrg685
Done editing photos for the night. Gotta catch some sleep. Night, Hostagefolkses!
Anybody got any spare ambian?
Apparently everyone does.
Hey Mare http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4KVoEVcr0
Wakey wakey
Unemployment has been tougher on Wiserbud than I thought
hmm, it IS kinda quiet. Too quiet.
Scott woke it up. Good job!
And Car in, of course. Don’t wanna meet those barefoot shoes.
Car in, several years ago http://i.imgur.com/xchsp.jpg
Car in, several years ago http://i.imgur.com/xchsp.jpg
HA HA HAAAAAA
I read that Xbrad met my Mrs. Cuffy.
Word of warning, Xbrad. She. Is. Mine.
And I hate – HATE – that you guys heard a Mrs. Cuffy story I do not know.
Did I mention that I also loved Chumpo? I guess I’m going to have to start waking up in the middle of the night to see him.
We talked about Bob Mould. BOB MOULD man. He never did a cover.
You know where we could have a cool meet up?
LAPEER.
I’m just saying.
We could just party in my yard all night. No neighbors. I bet I could even get a band to play one night.
They would, of course, do covers.
Lapeerapalooza.
Great fun with XBrad and the Cuffys last night, though there were several moments of severe self-censorship because the kids were listenin’.
He never did a cover.
*instant headache*
Please.
Don’t.
I’m with you, laura. Wiser’s cover song theory is right up there with my FIL telling the joke about the pig with the wooden leg.
How many caveats are there?
I told my husband about it and he would come up with an example, and I’d have to explain that there is a caveat for that.
Is Michael in the 8th grade?
HAHAHAHAHA!
I would feel bad about that little grenade I tossed Sat nite, except I don’t suffer from remorse.
Morning Sohos! Getting ready to go to work and get groped by the boss?
In case you need something to sketch out the theory on:
http://is.gd/66b9lh
Off to work, where if the boss gropes me, XBrad will want pictures.
Prayers and hugs for PattyAnn, and y’all have a good day.
One of the perks of the new job Carin 😉
Ha ha ha.
What a fucking bitch. I love Andrew Malcolm.
Ain’t no drag. . .
http://bit.ly/lKjArZ
Ahh, Bob Mould. Time to listen to Workbook. *See a Little Light
Mornin’ everybody.
Mornin, Revvy!
Mornin Revvy, how’s non-school life treating ya?
Hiya MCPO! 🙂
What’ve I missed the last few days? I haven’t got any internet in my room, I hafta sit in the basement to talk to you guys. And Mom hates when I’m in the basement.
… God that makes me sound like a loser.
carin, check your email
It’s okay J’Ames. Though… the deal was I get one week for a break, and then I’ve got to get on looking for a job and whatnot. I was fine with that, but Dad seems to be not understanding he definition of a ‘break’. I’ve already had to clean my room, mow the lawn, and clean out my car. And he gave me a list last night. I hate the list.
And he gave me a list last night.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Remember when I said that getting PayPalled in French was ‘cute money?’
Well, I have a customer in Zurich now.
Sie haben eine PayPal-Zahlung erhalten
Eeek! Hide me in the attic!
Laura – That comment has a Euro-surrealist feel to it. Go wash your face in hydrochloric acid.
Dad seems to be not understanding he definition of a ‘break’.
Oh, I reckon he understands pretty well.
*thinks about a healthy able-bodied kid sitting around the house, slacking, for days*
Yeah, there’s a chance he ‘gets’ it more than you think he does.
*smirk*
On the upside, the weather is nice now and we should grab your Dad and the Wisers and all get together to share some stupid one of these nights. There’s a lot of great places in WHtfd we could meetup. Or wherever.
Heh, Revvy, that sure sounds like one of my breaks. Just think, it never ends!
MCPO – he already wants me to start packing up stuff to move to my own place. Yanno, the apartment/condo/whatever the fuck that only exists in theory right now.
*thinks about a
healthy able-bodieddead-tired kid who passes out when she stands up too fast sitting around the house, slacking, for days*FIFY
But Lauraw, a meet up would be great! I’ll have to kick my Dad, tell him to leave Gus alone for a night and socialize him a little though. He forgets sometimes that there are people worth talking to outside of his family.
J’Ames – Goody.
Morning all!
Joe Markley!!! Holy shit, this is a CT Republican. I love this guy.
The Paid Sick Leave bill passed into CT law last night by the way. So all this talk was for naught.
http://is.gd/8Dvsrm
“Who do we think we are?”
*looks knowingly at J’Ames*
Morning!
Laura, Sen. Markley looks like a slightly thinner Brewfan with a beard.
*thinks about a
healthy able-bodieddead-tired kid who passes out when she stands up too fast sitting around the house, slacking, for days*Awww, sorry to hear that Rev. But cheer up darling, it gets worse! When you’re forty you won’t be ABLE to stand up fast enough to hurt yourself. Ha ha ha haaa
Mornin, GMLand. Have you seen my mouse?
…Dad seems to be not understanding he definition of a ‘break’. I’ve already had to clean my room, mow the lawn, and clean out my car. And he gave me a list last night. I hate the list.
Naaah – that’s just his way of “incentivizing” you to move out…..
One of our friend’s friends threatened to bring in a concrete truck and fill their son’s bedroom up so that he COULDN’T move back in again –
Mornin, GMLand. Have you seen my mouse?
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exactly the knowingly I was speaking of – you nasty buzzard!
Oh, okay. It hasn’t passed the House. Yet.
http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9NF5HH80.htm
Stupid couple had to be rescued because they tried to drive through a flooded road that was clearly marked, “CLOSED”. Good thing none of the water rescue folks were injured!
http://bit.ly/jpeb4o
No worries Lauraw – I’m gonna make an appointment with my doctor soon to see if we can’t get this blood pressure crap figgered out, so hopefully I won’t be fainting at the mere prospect of walking upstairs anymore.
TiFW – I wish he understood he didn’t have to. I would LOVE to move out, I want my own place. It’s just a matter of having a paycheck to afford it with.
Ok, fridge cleaned. Grocery list done.
I’ve got family coming Sunday and Monday so I have two days to whip this place into shape.
That includes planting the veggie garden, ’cause they’ll expect that.
I sure hope it warms up a spell. It’s freezing outside.
it’s 44.
Oh, okay. It hasn’t passed the House. Yet.
Well, there’s still a chance that, even if it does pass the House, Governor Malloy won’t sign it….
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who the fuck do I think I’m kidding here? That bill was a fait accompli the moment Bridgeport reported their bogus election results last November
Car in – You doing a Boston Butt for Memorial Day?
Holy crap Laura – that is ill-inducing. 1 hour of sick leave for every 40 hours worked? They’ll only have to work 2/3 of the year, with vacation thrown in on top of that! How stupid are these people?!
I know people that use their “sick” days to attend birthday parties, recover after late nights, grab an extra day of vacation, etc. I’ve been very honest about using sick days, and I’ve evidently left a lot of days on the table.
Maybe they can make that retroactive, and I can take a half year off, someday. I figure I’ve got about 25 weeks of sick time saved up.
It’s just a matter of having a paycheck to afford it with.
Well now, don’t you worry your little head about that little problem there missy. That’s what I’m here for…
Now, you are a minority, right?
Revvy, I was just messing with you – should have put the /sarc tag on my comment. 😉
I do have Boston Butt planned this week, but I don’t know when. My dad has his brother coming – and he usually likes to cook. We’ll see.
Yum, though.
How stupid are these people?!
psssst… They’re Democrats…..
There is no end to their stupidity.
Remember the Democrat motto: “They own small businesses. You don’t. They’re rich. Fuck ’em!”
1 hour of sick leave for every 40 hours worked? They’ll only have to work 2/3 of the year, with vacation thrown in on top of that! How stupid are these people?!
Why should union folks get all the fun?
Stupid couple had to be rescued because they tried to drive through a flooded road that was clearly marked, “CLOSED”
We now have a “Stupid Motorist Law” for this very reason. We tend to get lots of flash floods on our roadways. It allows fines to be imposed and the idiots get charged for all rescue costs. That is really the name of the law.
Maybe they can make that retroactive,
Don’t laugh. I bet that’s next. Guarantee the next big push is going to be to keep you from losing your vacation and sick days, so you can save them up and take them as a payout when you leave.
You think I’m kidding?
http://www.nj.com/news/local/index.ssf/2009/12/parsippany_officers_retiring_w.html
OK – I’m not gonna give this to PA until I think she’s ready for it, but DD#3 drew this up for me to give to PA. I sent a copy to Dick last night, and he thinks she’ll love it, but he’s not sure the time is right, so I’m gonna play it by ear.
DD#2 and DD#3 are keeping up with all of the news on PA as well – they’re praying for her to get better really soon.
So here’s a picture of our newest Superhero(ine):
Jessica Darling, or Cherry Rabbit?
psssst… They’re Democrats…..
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I know, I caught myself as soon as I hit enter but it was too late…
I’m back.
You were gone?
I’m back.
I’ll alert the media….
I don’t need the state to tell me I’m not offering nice benefits,” she said.
You know, this is SUCH a part of the problem. Benefits bestowed like this – the employees thank Daddy Government, not the company who is footing the bill.
Just like when UAW employees credit anyone for their benefits – it’s the UNION. Not the company paying for it.
I’m back
I can hardly contain my. . .interest?
BTW, this is where sainted mother o’ mine spent the night in Houston.
http://tinyurl.com/3cmntl8
Teresa,
the pic made me snort.
You think I’m kidding?
That’s what I’m talking about. *thinks of ideas to send to GMLand for dream house bought on sick pay*
1 hour of sick leave for every 40 hours worked?
And that’s just the beginning. Precedent. The camel’s nose is under the tent.
If I were the 50th employee of a small company, I’d be crapping yellow right now.
BTW, this is where sainted mother o’ mine spent the night in Houston.
Booosshhhh!!!!
Heh, xbrad, that looks like Carousel on Logan’s Run. Probably felt that way, too.
Wow. Maybe there is hope for the Massholes after all….
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1340849&cnum=1
BBF post is under this one, BTW.
Yanow, if the loser had to pay in suits like that, there would be damn fewer of them.
Projected 105F with 20mph winds today. I hope no idiots throw their glowing butts out their windows today.
That would be tort reform, though, and that just won’t work.
All right guys, I’m gonna go play some video games before I get to The List ™ today. Laters.
I’m back.
You left the room to go change into that??
See if you can get those things going in different directions. And you might want to consider getting a tuck. That skirt’s not long enough.
>> Wow. Maybe there is hope for the Massholes after all….
Nah. There would’ve been a different result if that was in Boston.
Yes there are indeed bewbs and boobs today. But the date is off…?
If I were the 50th employee of a small company, I’d be crapping yellow right now.
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This is the clearest example of a job killing bill that I have seen yet. There is no way an employer can sustain that, no way. And If I were an employer in that state, there is no way I would have more than 40 employees and even less chance that I wouldn’t be contracting all my work out of state from here on.
All the businesses and jobs that have already left this state (i.e; ‘the smart people’) are laughing and flipping CT the bird from beyond its borders.
Steve in HB just told me a good one: in California they’re trying to pass a law forbidding hotels from having flat bottom sheets. They must have fitted sheets. Because some maids can’t lift the mattress to perform the folds on a flat sheet.
I carried this comment forward to the new thread as well Laura.
I am just slackjawed at the audacity of the state to implement this law. The union influence over these officials is brazenly apparent.
More from Steve: city of la also passed law requiring the big hardware stores to provide shelters for the illegals that hang otusie trying to get day labor jobs
faciltiy has to be shaded, have bathrooms, etc
city of la also passed law requiring the big hardware stores to provide shelters for the illegals that hang otusie trying to get day labor jobs
we.
Are.
Fucked.