BBF – Now with extra cheese!

Good day my lovelies!  Did you read the newspaper today?

Rosetta is frantically trying to pull together the St. Louis Meat-up of The Hostages and various hangers-on. Therefore, I’ll be plying my humble skills today.

First some traveling music for all of my friends enroute to get a kiss from the lovely Mrs. Rosetta. . .

Our model for today is the lovely Kelly Ann Parsons, although she may be familiar to you as Kelly Brook. The sun shone brightly on Kent, England when this beauty was born in 1979. She is 5′ 8″ tall in her stocking feet and a huggable 34E-25-35! Although she has appeared in “GQ” “Loaded (magazine)” and “FHM” , she is still hotter than a firecracker!
Please stand and deliver!

Today in Hysterectomies!

1310 Shoes were made for both right and left feet
1521 Ignatius Loyola seriously wounded by a cannon ball
1825 Charles X becomes King of France
1867 Brit parliament rejects John Stuart Mills law on women’s suffrage
1874 Levi Strauss markets blue jeans with copper rivets, price $13.50 doz
1926 Thomas Edison says Americans prefer silent movies over talkies
1962 Patty Berg wins LPGA Muskogee Civitan Golf Open
1985 Dow Jones industrial avg closes above 1300 for 1st time
1990 Hubble Space Telescope sends 1st photograph’s from space

Ta-DA!!

I hope all my Hostage friends have a wonderful time in Saint Louis and that they will be successful in talking Dave down from atop the Arch by promising not to throw him into the Mississippi river. As for the rest of us, I will do my best to ply Mare with booze, await pictures of Revvy’s gradumation and talk Aggie into washing my back. Enjoy all y’all!

370 Comments

  1. Somebody brush that chick’s hair back. It’s distracting me.

  2. Which is somewhat different than saying, “Somebody brush MCPO’s back hair. It’s distracting me.”

  3. She seems nice.

  4. Wiserbud took my wife to St Louis for the weekend.

  5. Omg anothr Fucking tour bus just pulled in.

    See last thread if confused.

  6. Rest stops are for losers Car in.

  7. I see nip.

  8. I forgot to wear a diaper Scott.

  9. Any exit will have 1.5 gas stations and a Waffle House.

  10. I did mcdonalds. The oatmeal wasn’t bad. Ok, back to driving.

  11. <Any exit will have 1.5 gas stations and a Waffle House.

    Every second exit will have an Adult Superstore.

  12. Wiserbud took my wife to St Louis for the weekend.

    Which means my wife is home alone………

    and that’s how we roll in CT

  13. I see nip.

    s’funny….. she doesn’t look Japanese….

  14. “Every second exit will have an Adult Superstore.”

    Avoid their breakfast buffet.

  15. I do so love traveling with amateurs.

    “Ooooh, look at the pretty building!!”

    “Ooooh, look at all the airplanes!!!””

    “Oooh, the TSA agents are soooo friendly!!!!

  16. Avoid their breakfast buffet.

    unless you like crab.

  17. “Ooooooh, that cute doggy is playing with that man’s neck!”

  18. btw, today’s BBF model looks very charming and intelligent

  19. “Oh YAY!!! Look at all the cute little babies!!!!! You think they are gonna be on our flight?? I LOVE babies!!!!”

  20. Any exit will have 1.5 gas stations and a Waffle House.

    Wait. This is the real BBF? Where’s the backfat?!

  21. Wait. This is the real BBF? Where’s the backfat?!

    Seems this one is wearing hers on the front. I understand that’s the fashion this season.

  22. Damn I wish i was getting a pat down at the airport right now on my way to st louis

  23. YO.
    I never said anything about the dog. Wiser’s joshin. Learning to type on this thing.

  24. I understand that’s the fashion this season.

    Oooh. Edgy.

  25. Wiser’s joshin.

    Well, I’m glad she cleared that up.

    o_O

  26. Oooh. Edgy.

    I think I like it.

  27. Damn I wish i was getting a pat down at the airport right now on my way to st louis

    Have sohos dress up in a little blue uniform and pat you down at home.

    Even better, send her to STL so she can practice on me.

  28. Guitar packed!

    Now I can goof off for the rest of the day.

  29. “Have sohos dress up in a little blue uniform and pat you down at home.”

    negative we like security guard and shop lifter wayyyy better

  30. So Scott, what are you and wiserbride doing this wknd? Be sure to include any anecdotes that include styrofoam packing peanuts or bubblewrap.

  31. Have sohos dress up in a little blue uniform and pat you down do a full body cavity search with a slightly used rubberfist at home.

    Hostagized it.

  32. WELL FUCK ME RUNNING!!

    There ought to be a closed tag in there somewhere.

  33. Goin’ to the Cape.

  34. Hostagized it

    Truly well done.

  35. First flight down. Liver destruction to begin shortly.

  36. Awesome! People are paying with cash today.

    The register is going to be off.

  37. Enjoyed the beer the other night gml wish you could have hung around a little longer. You were in town 2 days and we had a beer. Jewstin has been here weeks and still can’t go meet for a beer. punk

  38. Ohai, Mary.

  39. Jewstin has been here weeks and still can’t go meet for a beer. punk

    What are you doing tonight Count? Wanna grab a beer?

  40. HA! I would but I will either be in the shop working or at SoHos little brothers graduation. If you’re going to be around this weekend let’s get that beer.

  41. ‘Sup, Bitches?

  42. damn andy that looks friggin fantastic right now

  43. I have no plans. Sounds good to me.

    Congratulations to Sohos’s little brother.

  44. Have fun in St Louie for those that are going/are there. Try not to rack up too many arrests, I’m pretty sure there’s a limit to the amount of bail money the rest of us can drum up.

    Now I have to go be yelled at by Housing because my apartment is messy, and then make them feel like assholes since I’m moving out on Sunday anyway and never coming back.

  45. It is extra spicy and delicious. Vodka before noon is always good.

  46. Where is Andy?

  47. I’m in DC.

  48. thanks jewstin, and I got your number I’ll give you a shout this weekend.

  49. Done with breakfast. I think I’ll have a beer with lunch.

  50. Thanks Count! Enjoyed it, I was to pooped to party unfortunately. I will be back in July and will bring my game face this time.

  51. Ok. I’m there. What now?

  52. departing Nashville around 2ish, arriving St. Louis around 6ish, entering induced oblivion around 6:15ish.

  53. Car in, see Andy’s comment at 10:22.

  54. *stretches luxuriantly after a night of uninterrupted sleep*

    Mornin’, all!

    If you missed it, click back to last night’s poat to read how the weekend got kicked off.
    Since the police have ALREADY been involved, I’m thinking my initiation into this cabal is now complete.

    Especially since I managed to summon the po-po all by my lonesome. It took an entire group of people – likkered up, no less – to get one to show up in Connecticut. I managed to do it solo AND sober…..

    WINNING!!!!!!

  55. I’m gonna eat a peanut butter sammich, then go for a run.

  56. I’m not drinking until I’ve met a few people

  57. >> I’m not drinking until I’ve met a few people

    Me neither

  58. Ok, time to grab the connecting flight.

    See you in St. Louie.

    *wonders if Rosetta senses impending doom*

  59. I sweat over a hot browser for 20 minutes and this is the thanks I get?

    Hrummph!

    *stalks off – stage left*

  60. CHIEF! What a glorious poat. I laughed, I cried, I stood amazed by how flat a bastard can become when smashed into concrete at high velocity. Bonus: there’s no way our model could win a pie eating contest, so there you go. I say well done sir, well done.

  61. Attention. I have located the Starbucks . I repeat I have located the starbucks.

    There will be a couple shots of espresso consumed before I go running.

    Where is Rosie? Shouldn’t he be greeting us here with those lai wreaths or something?

  62. Car-in is the Doubletree on Craigshire road?

  63. Yep

  64. Thanks. I need to know so I can find the bus.

  65. Did Rosetta get one of these for the meatup?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13430747

    I guess he just doesn’t love you.

  66. There’s words up above the comments?

    Huh. Learn something every day

  67. Gosh. It’s dead here. What’s up?

  68. her right breast is considerably larger than her left breast. I wonder if righty gets all the attention and lefty gets jealous

  69. Breakfast has been consumed. Shower will now commence.

  70. Carin – I’m not sure about anyone else, but I’ve got two loads of laundry going and am preparing to run some errands.

  71. This is the worst poat since one of mine.

    I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  72. Hi Car in. Welcome to the Gateway of the West.

    We’re just a tad north of you. At the Marriott Courtyard and only chillin’ after a late breakfast. Did you check in yet?

  73. What? Are there comments here? I wasn’t told about comments. Anyway, it’s remarkably difficult to get my machine to scroll past the pictures. Must be a virus.

  74. This is the worst poat since one of mine.

    I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Thanks, Herr. That’s high praise coming from one of such sophistication and taste.!

  75. Retail sucks. I do not miss this.

    Stupid customers.

  76. I sweat over a hot browser for 20 minutes

    Is that what the kids call it nowadays?

    I could use some browser right about now.

  77. Happy last day Sohos.

  78. Good job MCPO!!

    I will buy you a drink tonight and then drink it for you.

  79. All clean and shiny!

    Gonna go do the tourist thingie for a bit, then head over to the Official Hostage Meet-Up Hotel™.

  80. Who will kick Rosetta in the poon for me?

  81. I think Cathy should be in charge of that.

    Michael will make sure she uses proper technique.

  82. Who will kick Rosetta in the poon for me?

    Mrs Rosetta will take care of that for you.

  83. * Places Poon Kicker name tag in FedEx envelope *

    * Thinks about what an awesome name that would be for a spy *

    Kicker……Poon Kicker.

  84. Rosie – Make sure someone collapses on Wiser and that we get a picture this time!

  85. Am I staying at the doubletree westport? or is there another doubletree?

  86. ‘ello again.

    You know, this uppity blood pressure shit is really starting to get on my tits. I should not be getting tunnel vision from packing CLOTHES. Taking a little break so I don’t pass out.

  87. Well done Master Chief.

    Boarding express line to hell now.

    AVENGE MEEEEEE!!

  88. I’ll be missing you guys this weekend. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpNCj7UQxuU

  89. Revvy, my mom was five foot nuthin, 115 pounds soaking wet, and hypertensive since her 20’s (don’t blame me!)

    Take the meds and you’ll be fine. They’ll have even better ones when you’re 51 like me. And you’ll still be here giving us the yuks.

  90. HAHAHAHA! Good for Bebe!

    http://bigpeace.com/dfriedman/2011/05/20/netanyahu-urges-u-s-return-to-1845-borders/

    HA!! That’s awesome. I love that guy.

  91. Sitting in the lobby of the hotel. All sweaty and gross. Room won’t be ready foe another hour. Think they could speed it up if I started doing sit up in the lobby?

  92. Ha ha – bebi is awesome.

  93. Netanyahu has my permission to kick Obie in the poon.

    Heading to a nearby liquor store soon.

    Michael scoped things out for me.

  94. Hypertension ain’t the problem DiT – it’s hypOtension. My blood pressure drops dramatically when I so much as stand up too quick. It’s been getting worse lately too, and is a real pain in the ass.

  95. Smoking might help.

  96. Departing atlanta now. Wheeeeee!

  97. I see you are using your free te wisely. On my run I found trader joes and cvs.

  98. DiT – it’s hypOtension. My blood pressure drops dramatically when I so much as stand up too quick. It’s been getting worse lately too, and is a real pain in the ass.

    Revvy – a doc told me to drink more water when that happens. It worked for me.

  99. You’re only in Atlanta?

    I’ve got plenty of time to pick out the better bed .

  100. The guy boarding in front of me had the worst BO, omg. Thank goodness his seat is nice and far from mine.

  101. And it was hot. I’m not used to running in this heat.

  102. Leaving in 1 hour!

  103. Oh. Sorry.

    I don’t know hypo, except as how it pertained to hypertensives who were balancing meds (i.e. too much).

    I bore chicks though, maybe you should avoid talking to me? It’s a working theory.

  104. Michael will make sure she uses proper technique.

    Poon Kick…a Primer:

    http://tinyurl.com/3cedmv7

  105. pupeh, I could watch that for hours and hours

  106. BREAKING: I am on the ground in StL.

    Enjoying a frosty beverage while I await wiser and laura.

  107. Nice work Andy. Arms tired? Have a good time, c you tomorrow night.

  108. ETA 1 hour 10 minutes.

  109. A whole 6 pack, huh?

  110. “BREAKING: I am on the ground in StL.

    Enjoying a frosty beverage while I await wiser and laura.”

    fuck off

  111. Currently approaching Chattanooga, at 27,500 feet and cruising at 496 MPH.

  112. Laura’s dog is heart broken. He has been sitting next to the door waiting for her all day.

  113. Poor pup. We’ll take good care of her.

    Except for that Jägermeister thing.

  114. >> fuck off

    Hahahaha

    Oh, wait, he’s serious …

  115. tell her to look out the left window and wave.

    *looking up*

  116. Hello Nashville!

  117. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

  118. Oh YEEEAAAH!

  119. So, with all these fag-baggers in St Louis, who’s going to entertain my ass tonight?

  120. Leave your personal life out of this Herr.

  121. Of course, since the Rapture is at six tomorrow, I get to see Jesus an hour earlier than you losers.
    I’llI save some seats at the bar.

  122. Leave your personal life out of this Herr.

    Somebody be sure to welcome Scott to the Midwest properly. Beat him at Cornhole.

  123. You’re going to have to entertain yourself.

    You should be familiar with the concept.

  124. Cheetos and YouPorn. Yay!

  125. I am not attending. I gave MCPO an opportunity to talk me into it and he failed.

  126. “Papa, what’s ‘youporn’ ?”

    —son staring over shoulder.

  127. HAHAHAHA! Good for Bebe!

    http://bigpeace.com/dfriedman/2011/05/20/netanyahu-urges-u-s-return-to-1845-borders/

    The sad thing is that teleprompter Jesus probably doesn’t have much of a problem with that. Seeings how we’ve been all oppressive and shit since 1845.

    English to Progressive translation:

    Winner = Oppressor
    Loser = Oppressed

    This will be on the test. So study up. Motherfuckers.

  128. Hotbride is now at the hotel. She dragged some old guy with her – I guess we’re gonna hafta keep him entertained, too.

    For any of you driving in, please be aware that there is construction on the road that your GPS system may try to turn you on to. Stay on Craigshire the whole way, and you’ll come straight into the hotel parking lot.

  129. I am on my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  130. If we return to the 1845 borders, that means that Obama would be constitutionally ineligible to be the president, right?

    Works for me!

  131. The TiFWs are in room 919 – right by the elevator – come by and say “Hi”!

  132. I call for Obama to return to the pre-1961 testicles that spawned him.

    If he knows where they are.

  133. Never mind – we’ll go sit in the lobby and heckle everyone else in the hotel…..

  134. The TiFWs are in room 919 – right by the elevator – come by and say “Hi”!

    *adjusts rain coat*

  135. Man I wish we had Bibi instead of this mendacious douche.

  136. Scott – I can’t sit for more than 20 minutes right now. Might make the drive a long one!

  137. Taxiing into St. Louis now.

  138. So is there a special sign or symbol that Hostages use to recognize each other at these things, or do you just wave your genitalia around like I would?

  139. LauraW – Who will be your designated driver this weekend?

  140. *adjusts rain coat*

    Can you handle the ridicule? ‘Cuz I can “cut you down to size” with just a look and a chuckle…..

  141. 40 hours of driving for 6 hours of fun was a bad idea.

  142. You think they’ll have six hours of fun, Scott? With Rosetta?

  143. OK, screw you people. Imma mow the lawn. Live blog the drunkenness.

  144. Faces are going to hurt.

  145. Faces are going to hurt.

    Yes, they are!

  146. BREAKING: wiser and laura have landed!

  147. Dammit, humpy scooped me.

  148. testing

  149. testes.

  150. I am not attending. I gave MCPO an opportunity to talk me into it and he failed.

    He didn’t really fail. I talked him out of it.

  151. We are drinking beers with Andy.

  152. Taxiing into St. Louis now.

    You can get a really good shoe shine in the terminal.

    No, I am not making this up. Lambert is known for its excellent cadre of shoe shine craftsmen.

  153. BREAKING: wiser and laura have landed!

    Thanks for the breaking news, Andy. I’m really glad to hear that you and Laura made it here safely.

  154. Tell me if Wiser makes it through security.

    There may have been an anonymous call to the TSA about him.

  155. The Hotspurs, MJ, and Car in just got their rooms, and are currently cleaning up. Almost everyone is on the 9th floor. – except for the HS’s and MJ…..

    Laura, Car in just looked over my shoulder, saw that you are drinking beer, and said that you’d better get your tuckus over here NOW, or she’s gonna short-sheet your bed…..

  156. You can get a really good shoe shine in the terminal.

    http://tinyurl.com/28mgghz

  157. MCPO, guess who my designated driver is from this quote:
    ” Just let me chug this beer and we’ll go get the rental car.”

  158. ” Just let me chug this beer and we’ll go get the rental car.”

    Wiser “Toonces” Bud?

    http://tinyurl.com/42veocf

  159. BINGO

  160. Delayed in Houston.

    Also, that commuter flight to Houston, I still ain’t sure whether we just landed or we got shot down.

  161. Delayed in Houston.

    Crap. We’ve heard that one before…

  162. I think I forgot to tell everyone that tonight is business attire only.

    Hopefully that’s not a problem.

    See you homos is 2 hours.

  163. LET THE PLYING BEGIN!!!!

  164. Laura – You tell Wiser I said to cool it iffin he’s driving. He’s got precious cargo aboard (you)!

  165. Mar – Red wine, beer or booze?

  166. My “business” is housewifery.
    My attire is T-Shirts and Jeans.
    Hope the restaurant staff is OK with that…..

  167. Business attire in MO = black socks with your sandals.

  168. Dave, what terminal are you in? “B”

    Tell Angelina I said to fuck off!

  169. Delayed in Houston.

    Heh. Dave’s just establishing a cover story for his plan to kidnap Sohos.

  170. Heh:

    http://tinyurl.com/44hbbtq

  171. Wicked little storm here. Thunder scared the crap out of Laura’s dog.

    Where are the paper towels?

  172. Boarding, with a very wriggly duffle bag.

  173. For Rosetta, business attire means kneepads.

    I’m not going to do that.

  174. Wine….thanks!

  175. Wicked little storm here. Thunder scared the crap out of Laura’s dog.

    Where are the paper towels?

    Listen, Scott, you chose not to show up. Deal with it. If you can’t find the paper towels, use Laura’s nightie.

  176. On my calendar this week, got the meat-up, the rapture, and then plans for the zombie apocalypse.

    That should do.

  177. Ok I’m all cleaned up. The bar is vixen to open here. Where is everyone.

  178. The Mississippi is currently 10 feet above the normal level in St. Louis:

  179. The bar is vixen to open here.

    Lots of foxes, heh?

  180. Took this one of a fountain downtown just for Car in:

  181. Ok I’m all cleaned up. The bar is vixen to open here. Where is everyone.

    Someone’s already gotten started… ?

  182. Car in, you downstairs?

  183. If you can’t find the paper towels, use Laura’s nightie.

    If you’d have gone to StL, you could’ve used the guest towels. Loser.

  184. On my calendar this week, got the meat-up, the rapture, and then plans for the zombie apocalypse.

    That is a wardrobe nightmare. Love to be in the dry cleaning biz this week.

  185. Carin and the TiFWs are in the hotel bar – come see us, ‘cuz she won’t drink until someone else comes down.

    They don’t make frozen drinks, or Mrs. TiFW would be all over a pina colada right now and Carin would be drinking too…..

  186. Bibi, 2012: http://tinyurl.com/3swkuyk

    If he’s good enough for King David’s seat, he’ll do inside the beltway. Let’s elect this fucker.

  187. ‘cuz she won’t drink until someone else comes down.

    I’m really disillusioned now.

    But I am having a beer. Salut!

  188. It’s OK – she’s drinking now.

    Everyone showed up at once – Nice Deb, Andy, Laura, Wiser, and Cyn all showed up at the same time, so the hotel staff has the “deer in the headlights” look now……

  189. He’s a screaming heretic.

    But he’s right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uho0oPT2aOQ

  190. so the hotel staff has the “deer in the headlights” “hobo in the duct tape” look now……

  191. Slim Jim plant has closed.

    Fat middle aged men and hipsters with empty bongs hardest hit.

  192. Roamy and the Cuffy’s are now here as well…..

  193. Russ and Mr. and Mrs. J’Ames showed up as well –

  194. Indian #1 just peeked over the horizon. The fucker is a dead ringer for George V. I will not back down.

  195. The Hall of Shame Fame room at Pujols is supposed to be ready at 5:30 so you punks head over accordingly.

    Mrs Rosetta and I will be there shortly thereafter.

    LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

  196. I just found out yesterday that the Mrs. Pendejo and the daughters were going to San Antone for a wedding for a friend of DD#1’s for whom the marriage won’t last a year. Had I known, I could’ve run the F250 up I20 a few hundred and ransacked Micheal and Cathy’s house. Might could’ve even stole enough shit to pay for the gas.

  197. Checked in, trying to connect to internets

  198. That reminds me: Pendejo chica numero uno turned 22 today. Damned if 1989 doesn’t seem like a minute ago.

  199. Given that nobody’s in the mood to put down their drink and answer questions, I’m still gonna axe one. By show of hands, who gives a shit whether Lance Armstrong took some drugs and shit so he could win a faggot bicycle race or two?

  200. JaynAmes, did you have to ditch the happy negro avatard in order to cross state lines or what?

  201. I’m still gonna axe one. By show of hands, who gives a shit whether Lance Armstrong took some drugs and shit so he could win a faggot bicycle race or two?

    Armstrong is so yesterday.

    But I don’t like hearing that he may have cheated. If he did, maybe he’ll lose sponsorships and go away. I’m good with that.

  202. I think it’s BS PG. That guy has been drug tested more than anyone on the planet.

    People are pissed that he won so many times, and any washed up former cyclist can get 10 minutes of fame by claiming Armstrong cheated.

  203. If he was cheating, it was with something that they don’t test for yet.

  204. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

  205. Tomorrow’s the Rapture?

    Is there an instruction manual? I don’t know if I should get drunk or take shelter in the bathtub.

  206. Hmm. The two aren’t mutually exclusive now that I think about it.

  207. Tomorrow’s the Rapture?

    Actually, tomorrow’s the hangover.

  208. Why do I feel like a fat girl on prom night?

  209. Hoisting one in the direction of St. Louis. Have a great weekend, folks.

  210. Is there an instruction manual?

    Yes, there is, but literacy escapes a lot of the most ardent end-users.

  211. Chief, you getting the stink bugs back there?

  212. Pretty cool. 90 minutes at Logan International condensed

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k-xG8XX1EM&new=true

    Andy is probably on one of those

  213. Do you think I’d be famous if I live-blogged the Rapture? “Shit. There goes Steve. Fucker still owes me a C-Note.”

  214. Lipstick – Yup, found two of ’em in the truck today.

  215. Here’s my deal on Armstrong: Shit happened a decade ago in a sport that only faggot Europeans and maybe Jazz even care about. Don’t wanna steal Carlos Mencia’s schtick but……..how the fuck is this news?

  216. Shit happened a decade ago in a sport that only faggot Europeans and maybe Jazz even care about.

    Have I mentioned that the Marshall Islands National Cricket Team beat New Zealand yesterday?

    Unprecedented.

  217. YOU ARE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!!!!

  218. Freak http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9lcuxV78A

  219. Everybody in SL is like….having fun and shit. I guess it’s up to us uncool kids to keep this muthafuck up and running.

  220. Whose turn is it to put up a new poat?

  221. I’m in, PG. I have midget porn in the other tab and a beer in my hand.

  222. ScottW, I’d be interested to know how you came across that chica.

  223. I find midget porn to be only fractionally more interesting than regular porn. I salute the beer hand though.

  224. Chief, I have to admit that I’ve never spent the time to figger out how to put up a poat. One of my many deficiencies. I’ve long thought that BBF celulitefest needed a anorexic counterpoint, but never have firgured out how to throw up a bunch of emaciated sluts.

  225. Who is teh smarteh here?

    Riddle me this…..John Locke on global sustainibility

    …..unused property is waste, and an offense against nature”……

    discuss.

    There is a lib telling me that Locke is somehow equal to the douches who went to Stockholm to tell us how to live.

  226. No rapture yet. FYI

  227. I meant to say this here:

    Very nice last day. Two bosses took me to a fantastic lunch and my co-workers bought a chocolate cake and gave me a card that they all signed. Very sweet.

    I wish I was in St. Louis

  228. unused property is waste, and an offense against nature

    Clearly, a reference to a dump.

    QED

  229. PG check yer email.

  230. never have firgured out how to throw up a bunch of emaciated sluts.

    1. Eat emaciated sluts
    2. Stick finger down throat
    3. ??????
    4. Poat!

  231. I’m in, PG. I have midget porn in the other tab and a beer in my hand.

    I’m looking at the one with the chinchilla and the cattle prod.

    Oh, and I splurged on Sierra Nevada.

  232. I hope this is a good move for you Sohos.

    It’s not for everyone, but if you can make it work it’s a hell of a lot better than working with idiots.

    The only idiot that I have to work with is myself.

  233. Thanks Scott. I am excited about it

  234. An elephant painting an elephant

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk&feature=related

  235. Oh, and I splurged on Sierra Nevada.

    Just repeating it to leave it hanging out there. You know?

  236. Where is PJM?

    I figured she would be looking for some awesome mother-in-law advice by now.

    I hope she is drinking.

  237. sohos yo dad 2 is trying to get ahold of you

  238. BTW MCPO, isn’t she a little tall and thin for BBF? Nice post otherwise…

  239. anybody seen the D. Perino porn yet?

  240. This no phone shit sucks. My nephew just picked up daughter dear to go to the Avett Brother’s concert.

  241. Count – If you’ve got it, get a PayPal account – STAT!

  242. Count – If you’ve got it, get a PayPal account – STAT!

    C’mon, Chief. Let the guy get his pants up.

  243. Holy shit, Car in really has buns of steel. Also, Cyn still gives up the best squishy hugs to anybody who wants one

  244. Runners have the best butts. It’s science Michael.

  245. Holy shit, Car in really has buns of steel.

    How far can you make the quarter bounce?

  246. Michael, hug anyone you want and tell them it’s from me.

  247. That question will probably be answered later Herr.

    Give ’em a couple hours.

  248. Laura is wearing sandals, but she promises some hot heels tomorrow.

    Gabriel is the only one with cool footwear, Cool boots.

  249. Gabriel?

  250. Mrs MJ?

  251. Gabe Malor

  252. Gabe went? Wow.

  253. On the ground

  254. Today kicked my ass. Standing for 8.5 hours takes practice.

  255. Ok Scott, I just hugged Cyn again and said it was from you. Laura is next.

  256. Heh. Good job.

    I am sure that Herr, Geezer, PG, Xbrad etc etc wont mind.

    You are going to be sore tomorrow.

    Give your wife a real one from me.

  257. Michael – Don’t forget “my” hugs too!

  258. Scott, that elephant vid was amazing. He even drew the tusk.

  259. This isn’t going to end well.

  260. You should post some ferret painting videos.

    Profit!

  261. *hugs Mrs. Peel, with consideration for the bump*

  262. Baby ferret, baby ferret, riding backwards on a pig baby ferret.

    Oh, the opportunities.

  263. Ha, I could put paint on their paws and turn them loose. They’d probably poop in the corner of the canvas — voila, their “signature”. They’d finish it up with a nice flourish by rubbing their butts on it afterward.

  264. Will!! How goezit?

  265. He’s out getting me dinner. Isn’t he a good husband?

    Miss you guys…

    Mrs. Will (& Son Will, who is practicing his field goals)

  266. When you hug Cyn from me, squeeze her butt.

    Then blame it on the dog.

  267. PEELIO!!!!!

    Miss you bunches. Stop by more often!

  268. One of you guys be sure to hug and cop a feel from every single one of the wimmens and tell ’em it’s for me.

  269. Oslo, how is Sheridan?

  270. Today sucked, but now I’m drunk and don’t care all that much.

  271. Holy shit, Car in really has buns of steel.

    I’m disappointed that you doubted my expert ass-essment.

  272. I don’t get to go until tomorrow.

  273. These people are gay. Michael has been hitting on me all night.

  274. http://tinyurl.com/3ozts2u

  275. “These people are gay. Michael has been hitting on me all night.”

    Huh, confirmed a couple of things for me, MJ. Did you like it?

  276. Should I get Rosetta Stone: Latin?

  277. XBrad, the Empire was right, and the Sith were the good guys. The movies are all anti-Sith propaganda made by anti-sithist elements here in the US.

  278. How come dude’s are always the last to pick up on ‘the vibe’?

  279. “Should I get Rosetta Stone: Latin?”

    Yes, we need more pretentious wordsmiths here.

  280. How do I know? Red lightsabers = red states. Think about it.

    (Okay, don’t. As I said, I’m drunk).

  281. I’m on the job, Brad.

  282. Yes, we need more pretentious wordsmiths here.

    I’ll add it to my Amazon wishlist. In the event that the house sells at a nonloss, it’s mine.

  283. Did anybody shoot anybody else in the face with a fire extinguisher today?

  284. Leon, I tend to agree that the empire was really the good guys.

    Who was it? Jonah Goldberg wrote an essay bout that?

  285. I shot a fire hydrant in the face.

    (Sorry about that, Romy.)

  286. Brad, I just squeezed Nice Deb’s ass and said it was from you.

    I am not making this up.

  287. Thanks, Michael. Nice Deb is about as cute as they get. Tell her she can punch you in my stead.

  288. Michael,
    Did she smile, or glare?

  289. No faux firefighting today, I fear.

  290. Booyah, free latin beginner book.

  291. No live streaming? No pictures? Man, these folks in St. Louis are L-a-m-e!

  292. Chief,
    Perhaps Michael forgot to bring the hoe & black-tape?

  293. Has anything been muddled yet?

  294. Oh dear, my cocktail glass is empty. I’m not sure I can juice a lime in my present state.

  295. Michael, squeeze Rosetta’s ass and tell him it’s from Leon.

    There’ll be a little extra in your check Friday.

  296. I shot a fire hydrant in the face.

    Yeah, “shot,” Puppeh. Riiiight.

  297. I’m pretty sure Cathy had custody of the “Hostage Muddler™”.

  298. Michael has been squeezing Rosetta’s ass all night.

    That’s what I have heard anyway.

  299. I HATE EVERYONE IN ST. LOUIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

  300. HATE!! HATE!! HATE!!! HATE!!!!!!!

    Did I mention hate? I just want to make sure. I’m NOT USING MY INSIDE VOICE EITHER!!!!!!!!!

  301. PJM!

    They are all jealous as their MIL’s couldn’t make the trip.

  302. Nine exclamation points. PJ is approaching critical mass.

  303. Inside voice?

    Who knew?

  304. Thanks Scott, I feel much better now………… :/

  305. wait, I got an idea! I can send MY mother in law to them! I think that’s brilliant

  306. You actually spent the time counting the exclamation points jewstin?

    Man, you’re good.

  307. PJM – Are you in Utah or did she come to Cali?

  308. Inside what? The Coliseum?
    PeeJ!
    Chill… Lots of us didn’t get to go. There will be other meat-ups.
    Good things come to those who wait, and wait, and wait…
    Like; “Waiting For Godot”…
    He’s coming, you know…

  309. I’m in Cali. Her grandson in Orange County graduates from college this Saturday. She came down to see Graham perform in Show Choir……and thankfully went back up.

    we were supposed to go to the graduation on Saturday, but everyone realized how retarded that would be to take 4 kids to a long boring graduation 2 1/2 hours away from home.

  310. PJM – You gotta think these thing through. . . Send the kids and hubby up to OC and then meet me in Vegas.

  311. Chief,
    You’re a nasty devil!
    I LIKE that!

  312. Chill… Lots of us didn’t get to go. There will be other meat-ups.

    *sobs

    NO, I can’t go on!! It’s curtains for me, curtains.

    Ok, I’m over it.

    What’s on the agenda for this evening?

  313. Which school in Orange County, peej?

  314. I have not had an update for hours.

    The last one I got was ” car in is very nice”

    Her butt must be magnificent..

  315. PJM – Check your G-mail!!

  316. Scott – What flavor of hop & barley soup are you indulging in this evening?

  317. PJM – You gotta think these thing through. . . Send the kids and hubby up to OC and then meet me in Vegas.

    Are you nearby? Cuz I’ll be there at the end of June.

    *wink wink

    course I’ll be with pjd and the kids

  318. Michael, hug Car in 17 times for me.

    Thanks buddy.

  319. VO

  320. Scott – You would not believe Carin’s butt. It is a work of art!

  321. Which school in Orange County, peej?

    I dunno. Worst aunt ever.

  322. Scott – Glen somethingorother.

  323. Chief,
    Pictures, or it didn’t happen!
    I’d love to check-out Car in’s butt, but the she’d want to check-out mine.
    I don’t have one.
    I’m 6′ tall and 138 pounds. There’s no ass there.
    Too many folks have chewed on it over the years, I guess

  324. sean, it says CSU Fullerton on his fb page. I had to log into pjd’s to see.

  325. Glen somethingorother.

    Not Laphroaig? I’m not sure I should be seen in public with you.

  326. Chris, a good ass takes work. Mine’s pretty tremendous these days, after much work.

  327. Jewstin – If I was buying, your objections would be muted I’m sure.

  328. Fullerton is just down the road from me. I’ll take the loudest airhorn and most brightly-colored afro wig I can find and represent you.

    Jeopardy time.

  329. Mare, we’re waiting for the FDA to approve a procedure so Sheridan’s surgery has been pushed back. Will continue with chemo in the meantime. Thanks for asking.

  330. Crazybear! How are you, nice lady?

  331. Prayers, crazy bear.

  332. Fullerton is just down the road from me. I’ll take the loudest airhorn and most brightly-colored afro wig I can find and represent you.

    You’re too good to me.

    Gosh osoloco, whatcha talkin’ bout?

  333. Oh. Well if you’re buying, a Dewars will suffice. Unless you won at golf again.

  334. Jewstin – My last round, I was 3 over and got whupped like a rented mule.

  335. Oh, and it’s 15 y/o Glenfidditch.

  336. Rats, MCPO. Do better next time.

    You know, you can whack the other guys with your club and it doesn’t count on the score card. It’s a rule.

  337. Jewstin – Bitch set me up. . .

  338. Glenfidditch is pretty good. I favor the Islay malts, but they tend to be damned expensive.

  339. I hope we get some pictures of people meeting each other for the first time.

  340. I’m enjoying my Hornitos.

  341. They would be having great smiles at “Not Meeting Mare”, just as Biw, XbradTC, and I did at E9.

  342. Mare – We are drinking whiskey. Are you still drinking da vino?

  343. No one will ever meet Mare.

  344. Leon, I like Hornitos but haven’t had it in years. *updates shopping list

  345. Mare is going to win. I thought I was going to be the last Hostage to meet a Hostage.

  346. Lipstick, it’s a definite step up from Cuervo. Very smooth.

  347. Oh yeah, I would not drink Cuervo straight.

    Hubby bought me some B&B today, yippee!

  348. “They would be having great smiles at “Not Meeting Mare”, just as Biw, XbradTC, and I did at E9.”

    Well, I haven’t enjoyed not meeting all of you.

    But I am afraid, I may be the last one to meet everyone, Jew.

    MCPO, drinking a bit of the vino, will you fill it up again (SYWMs)?

  349. Leon, who have you met?

  350. Lippy, who have you met?

  351. Let’s see, so far I’ve met Kevlar Chick, Mr. and Mrs. Geezer, Mr. and Mrs. Sobek, Cathy, Michael, Dave in Texas, Mr. and Mrs. Geoff, Mrs. Peel, PattyAnn, EddieBear and daughter, WP, and Enas Yorl.

  352. PJ, my cousin’s little girl, Sheridan, has Ostosarcoma.

  353. I’ll fill you up, Buttercup.

  354. Leon, who have you met?

    Car in, Jazz, MCPO (and #1 son), Hotspur (and Hotbride).

  355. Thanks, MCPO.

    Well, you guys have met quite a few.

  356. Somone had to do it. There’s a new, HIGH SPEED poat up so all the drunks in St. Louie won’t blow a fuse waiting to see their comments.

  357. Not meeting Mare is the best.

  358. Scott! ^^^^^^

  359. No one will ever meet Mare.

    Well, that would screw up the stalking.

    Fricking long drive every weekend, though.

  360. Wow super hugs!

  361. Me met — Peej, Mr. and Mrs. Michael, WP too many times, Pupster, Peelie, The Geezers, DinT couple of times, Count and Sohos (duh), Kevlar, The Wintersets, Sky, Beth, Jazz and bacon.

  362. Assuming I still count, I will be the last hostage to meet a hostage.

  363. Dave, the hugs from Michael are not really from me.

  364. Oh. Well.

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