Late Nights With Sean

Sean loves the little chilluns…

209 Comments

  1. Aaaagh yee ha ha ha.

  2. Eaahguhough!

  3. Xbrad makes a mixtape — http://www.m0ar.org/4872

    What’s wrong with him?

  4. I think I won.

    No way to top that.

    The end of the intertubes.

    Done.

    Ask lauraw.

  5. O HAI!!!

    Didn’t notice that there was a new poat, so let’s import a comment from the last one…

    Say, mesa, how about you eat about a bag of dicks between now and next week, m’kay?

    Be sure to gargle when you’re finished.

  6. http://tinyurl.com/44kv5bv

  7. It hurts me to do this, but…

    http://tinyurl.com/3laf6jx

  8. No hard feelings.

  9. Wakey wakey

  10. Sleepy times. We’ll see you much times later, when the official logos wore off.

  11. Dana Perino!

    On TV!

  12. Sweet!

    It would be even better if I was near a TV right now.

    Mornin’ all.

  13. Huh. Babies at half speed are just like old fat drunk guys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrICRGIZRF4

  14. Happy birthday to Panama Banana whenever she shows up.

  15. From the overnight thread at Ace’s. So true.

    *looks at rows and rows of products in cabinet that are ALL INDISPENSABLE. *

  16. Happy Birthday PJM!!!!

  17. Happy Birthday PJ!

    *bakes cake in the shape of a goat*

  18. Yay PJ!

    Birthday sex is the best.

  19. Happy birthday, PJM!!!

  20. PJM…Happy BIrthday!

    WHAT ABOUT THE CHICKENS??

  21. This is pretty well stated:

    Commenter RedCarolina sums up the president’s “achievement” in a powerful packet of pith:
    “As brilliant as little Barry might have been, he could never imagine his actual destiny, to become a community-organizing pseudo-intellectual black liberation social justice real estate scamming election-fixing, present-voting fraud, who would marry a bitter affirmative action patient-dumping Leftist globe-trotting princess with no style and even less pride for the country which gave her all of her luxuries, have two kids, hire Bill Ayers as a ghost writer, buy the 2008 presidential elections (aided by the pathetic white guilt vote) install a white house prop-dog named Bo (not to mention the fake victory garden, which turned out to be toxic) only to inspire the rise of the Tea Party as response to his lobbyist-written power grabbing Obamacare bill and then to be smacked down in mid-term elections 2010 and then recalled in 2012 as the worst president in the history of the world, now could he? “

  22. fowl is foul.. .chickens eat.. crap

    HAPPY BIRFDAY PJ

  23. Happy birthday, Peej!

    Sean, so sorry to hear about your grandfather; when Mr. TiFW’s grandmother passed away at 99 a few years ago, it was sad for those of us left behind, but we knew that she had lived a good life and was in a better place. I asked her a few months before she passed if she was afraid of dying, and she said something I’ll never forget.

    She said that no, it didn’t scare her at all – EVERYONE she had known as a young girl was already gone; she was the last one alive. She had outlived all of her brothers and sisters, all of her friends, two children, and three grandchildren. There was nobody in the nursing home who had any “common” experiences with her, as they were all younger than she was.

    She was ready to go, so in a way I was happy for her when she finally passed away. She was able to be with her beloved husband of 70+ years, so I took great comfort in that as well.

    I am sure that you have a LOT of great memories of times spent with your grandpa – it sounds like he had a good life. Condolences to you and your family, dear one.

  24. Happy Birthday to Peej!

  25. yay, it’s pj’s birthday!

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  26. Hey PJ – let me be the first to say, Happy Birt….

    ah shit.

  27. Dave, my ex-BIL attended ETSU in Commerce also! He graduated in 1987, I believe (our oldest was <1 year old) – last name is Vlk. Don't know how many people were there at that time – I think he got his degree in some sort of business.

  28. Wiser, we’ve (Scott, Laura, me) have been waiting to hear about the upgraded douchyness status of your BIL.

  29. Happy birthday PJ!
    Are you 25 yet?

  30. How come we can’t recall Barak O’Chsvez now? Why wait?

  31. I’m pretty sure we can get more than 65K signatures.

    Yes we can.

  32. Two more questions.

    1. Is it wrong to play hookie?

    2. Wiser, did you kill anyone in the last 48 hours?

  33. I can sign the petition all day long if need be, its the democrat way!

  34. It’s a long-standing tradition at “the farm” (where my in-laws live) that the fathers make up clues that send the kids all over the farm looking for their Easter baskets. This means getting up early, going to the barn, where we litter the place with candy and Easter eggs, and then going all over the place placing the clues. Then all the families get together and watch as the kids race around, scoop up all the candy and then head out on their quest.

    This year, I not only had to to that for my kids, I also had to do it for my BiL’s 5 kids. Ya see, my BiL wasn’t going to have time to do it for his kids this year. He had a much more important thing to do yesterday morning.

    He had to go hunting.

    Because, I guess, yesterday morning is the only day of the entire year where he could do that and hell,he simply couldn’t miss that,could he?

    As for the mother-in-law, well, let’s just say that she is probably the most selfish and insensitive woman I have ever known.

    She was having the entire family over yesterday for Easter Dinner. Maybe about 25-30 people.

    Meanwhile, her 99 year old mother-in-law was taken to the hospital early last week with a pretty bad infection. Turns out she had a gall stone that blocked up something and caused all sorts of trouble for her. She was in the hospital until yesterday morning. They said that if she hadn’t gone to the hospital when she did, she very likely would have died in her sleep.

    So her son, my father-in-law, went down to NYC where she lives and spent a few days with her, working with the doctors, basically dealing with everything in an effort to take care of his mother.

    Oh, my dear GOD, how unbelievably horrible it was that he was there with his mother, as opposed to helping my MiL arrange her dinner party! I mean, why did he have to be the one to take care of his mother? Why couldn’t her niece go down to the city instead? It’s not like she has any reason to be at the farm! She doesn’t have kids!! I mean, didn’t my FiL understand that my MiL had almost 30 people coming over for dinner?????

    It was a truly disgusting display.

  35. I’m not wishing peek happy birthday until she shows up.

  36. That makes my Easter complaint seem piddly.

  37. Did you drink a lot?…I would have.

  38. We know you would, Mare. Don’t be pedantic.

  39. That makes my Easter complaint seem piddly.

    I made the mistake of mentioning that I thought what my BiL was doing was really lousy, and she jumped all over me! “Well, how do you think I feel?? I live with it all the time!!!”

    Ummmmmm, yeah, maybe that might be why he does this shit all the time? Because you all put up with it constantly and never, ever call him out on it?

    No, much easier to make me the bad guy for expressing my anger and distaste.

  40. Did you drink a lot?…I would have.

    Oooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaah………

  41. Wiser, I thought your mil was ok?

  42. That sucks, wiser.

    If it’s any consolation, the lovely Wiserbride seems to have overcome her bad genetics.

  43. Wiser, I thought your mil was ok?

    So did I. I never realized just how helpless and selfish she is.

    My FiL called while she was at church to tell us that they had checked Granny out and they were on their way up to the farm.

    Wiserbride told her that and she heaved a sigh of relief, like she had just been told that her cancer diagnosis was a mistake.

    I was stunned.

  44. If it’s any consolation, the lovely Wiserbride seems to have overcome her bad genetics.

    Well, she kinda had to.

    Actually, she was stunned by her mother’s behavior as well. We basically just lean on each other all weekend, quietly counting the hours down until we can head for home.

  45. My half brother and his wife showed up for dinner. Prime rib. SURPISE!

    Din’t bring anything. My sil did carry her coffee cup into the kitchen, so there’s that.

  46. http://blog.american.com/?p=30817

    *Facepalm*

  47. On the plus side, it made the couple who had hard-bound the pictures of their child and gave them out as presents last Christmas much easier to take this time around.

    And I came home with an old pick-up truck that my FiL gave to my daughter, but is going to be mine until gas prices come back down.

    So that was cool.

  48. They did eat most of the candy my mi brought for the kids.

  49. My sil did carry her coffee cup into the kitchen, so there’s that.

    Did you applaud and tell her what a big girl she was growing up to be?

  50. My sil did carry her coffee cup into the kitchen, so there’s that.

    – – – — –

    HAHA! I have the exact same type SIL, my wife rants for an entire week after they leave.

  51. Mil

  52. >> Don’t know how many people were there at that time

    There were twelve of us, including me and Vlk.

    >> Wiserbride seems to have overcome her genetics.

    That she did. She is a lovely, sweet woman.

    >> Is is wrong to play hookie?

    No.

  53. She is a lovely, sweet woman.

    and the sex is incredible……..

  54. or so I’ve been told…..

  55. I should have wiser. What with her made up fibryalgia, it’s amazing she can get out of bed…. At one in tha afternoon.

  56. >> and the sex is incredible……..

    who told you,, oh crap, beat me to it

  57. it’s amazing she can get out of bed…. At one in tha afternoon.

    She sounds like an incredibly brave and strong woman…..

  58. *hands wiser another carton of filterless Luckys.

    We need to accelerate things. Have a nice day.

  59. Minnesota, you chose wisely:

    http://tinyurl.com/3q78h58

    Keith Ellison is one of 2 Muslim Congressman currently serving… he is of the ass.

  60. Who shows up at a Holiday dinner unannounced? Doesn’t bring anything and doesn’t help clean up?

    What are they thinking? Really, what goes through their mind? Do they think you want them there? That their presence is enough to make their bad manners not count? Having someone wait on you, who has cooked and covered the expenses is appropriate?

    I call these people assholes.

  61. We need to accelerate things. Have a nice day.

    *hack cough hack hack cough…

    smoooth

    *hack cough gag

  62. And the douche that went hunting needs his dick punched. He didn’t want to hang with the brats so he saddled you with it……ASS! Go hunting the day before, ASS!

  63. I call these people assholes Democrats/Liberals.

    FTFY.

  64. So Dave, did you know my ex-BIL, or are you just messing with me?
    I know it’s not a SMALL school, but compared to A&M in CS……

  65. Oh, and can any of you people who use computers for a living help me out?

    My new laptop has Hotmail Live loaded on it, and the new IE won’t support Outlook Express, which is what I’ve been using for years. I can transfer my files, but I’m having a problem when I want to send links from other websites to myself in e-mail.

    I can send them just fine (finally figured out how to do that, TYVM), but when I receive the e-mails, I just get the address without the ability to click on it to go there – I have to copy the address, go to my home page, and paste the address in the search bar.

    Microsoft doesn’t have “live” support for Hotmail, so I’m more than a little peeved, and no one else’s questions on this issue have been answered in a way that helps me…..

  66. No, I did not know him, and yes, I am always messing with you.

    SMOKE up there wiser.

  67. Go hunting the day before, ASS!

    ayup…..

    Best part was listening to him tell me all about his hunting expedition later in the day. Like I actually give two shits. “What, you spent 5 hours sitting out in a blind somewhere instead of living up to your responsibilities as a father and you didn’t bag anything? How amusing!”

    I’m looking forward to Christmas, when I’ll probably have to go to his house and lay out his kids Christmas presents because he’ll be busy oooohh, restringing his bow or something.

  68. SMOKE up there wiser.

    *cough hack gag hack

    hey, is this blood?

  69. Tifw – install Firefox 4 and delete IE.

  70. Gluten!!!!

  71. >> hey, is this blood?

    Noooooo.. that’s iron. And vitamins.

  72. Noooooo.. that’s iron. And vitamins.

    oooOOOoooooo.. okay then.

    Hey, can I borrow you lighter? Mine just ran out..

  73. Oh cool, Geraghty linked me in the Jolt this morning.

    *sets wiser on fire

  74. HA! Good one, Will!!

  75. Wow, this truly is a support group for conservatives with crazy people around them, isn’t it?

    At least it’s not my family, only everyone in the town where I live who is crazy. I truly feel for those of you with insanity in your midst.

  76. fuck that Jay, let’s laugh at them instead

  77. Family’s great. With a 1000 mile buffer. I’m not saying I moved from Chicago to get away from them, but it was one of those side benefits that really became noticeable later on.

  78. Do you think Bloomberg had syphilis as a youth and his brain just can’t get things right anymore?

  79. “Family’s great. With a 1000 mile buffer. I’m not saying I moved from Chicago to get away from them, but it was one of those side benefits that really became noticeable later on”

    Same with us, although when we moved from Hawaii, we crossed out whole states to avoid having to sever ties with several family members.

  80. I never speculate on STDs.

  81. “I never speculate on STDs.”

    Why not?

  82. Moanin’

    Mah ndose is stnuffy… Ahh hurdt… Need huggz…

    *reads Wiser’s rant*

    Hey Wiser. Your day was worse than I imagined. Glad you shared. I feel better.

  83. Has there ever been a President more in over his head, and philosophically contrary to American values?

  84. MJ, how was Savannah?

  85. (((((hugs)))))…..To Cathy!

    And homemade chicken soup. And soft tissues.

  86. “SMOKE up there wiser.”

    Smoke up where?

  87. That stinks Cathy. Mrs MJ is feeling the exact same way, and took today off from work. I hope you feel better.

    Savannah was very nice, Mare. We were able to get completely away from everything, and just enjoy ourselves. I’ll post pictures later this morning.

  88. Actually, I just looked at the pictures and they aren’t very good. Photo FAIL.

  89. >> Why not?

    I am not a doctor but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express. Also I usually go with the most simple explanation, raw political power and or dumbness.

    Speaking of in over his head, my thoughts from last night…

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/315190.php

    Nice of WaPo to bury this one on an Easter weekend.

  90. Thanks Mare and MJ.

    Got a busy week… not a good time to get sick. Did sinus rinse (they are not fun but seem to work) and will up the juices and vitamins and stuff… and try to take er easy 2day.

    Still wanna hear about Savannah, MJ, pictures or not. MK, MJ?

  91. Cathy – Hope you feel better – quickly!

  92. WHAT? sicknesses? NOOOOOOO

    *applies hugs

  93. Who shows up at a Holiday dinner unannounced? Doesn’t bring anything and doesn’t help clean up?

    My siblings but they show up ‘fashionably’ late on invite. One brother is upset that we never invite him but he apparently has forgotten his demand that we must send him a written invitation for any and all functions. Um. No.

  94. MJ, I took off work too due to feeling under the weather and burnout. I’m sitting here thinking of all the things that need to get done and knowing that they won’t since I’m not there.

    *smacks self*

    And Lincoln is having a bad day.

  95. beasn are we both goofing off today? one of us should feel guilty about that.

    I nominate you. I don’t do “remorse”.

  96. I’m trying not to feel remorse but I know what awaits me when I go back. I shouldn’t let it bother me since my slacking coworkers and managers don’t give a crap.

  97. On the other hand, I’m debating on whether to take Lincoln pig to the vet. His recovery has been rocky and I can’t do x-rays every two weeks.

    Just trying to keep him comfortable.

  98. Keepin him comfy is the best he could ask for. Sorry to hear he’s ailin.

  99. beasn are we both goofing off today? one of us should feel guilty about that.

    Heh. When you’re retired, every day is Saturday. Just ask Michael!

  100. Hey Pup if’n your around. Check your email bud.

  101. Another way to explain why tax rates on the wealthiest should be LOW:

    http://imperfectamerica.blogspot.com/2011/04/prosperity-ratio-why-we-should.html

    Of course, our president and his cohorts are intellectually incurious, so this will be lost on them…..

  102. Nice work Dave. First time I’ve seen the HQ linked twice in Morning Jolt.

  103. Has there ever been a President more in over his head, and philosophically contrary to American values?

    I keep asking the same question, Mare. No answer yet, but seems to be bigger than Obie. Obama is an archetype for a much bigger problem. Some significant facts that I THINK have contributed to us having that kind of incompetency in the executive office.

    * Almost 50% of our citizenry pay no taxes. IF the libs get their way, this number will exceed beyond 50% and it will be over. Over.

    * Our government programs reward laziness. The numbers of angry people who preach class warfare which encourages laziness are growing.

    * Violent criminals are feared and almost respected rather than punished. Gun ownership among law-abiding citizens is villainized.

    * Law breakers are rewarded and encouraged. In Texas ALONE, almost $9 BILLION dollars a year are spent on illegal immigrants. Imagine what we could do with that money if our own government(s) would deal with the law breakers… that’s their job.

    http://www.fairus.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=23190&security=1601&news_iv_ctrl=2061

    * Hard work and wealth are punished. Many legislators ignore citizens appeals and instead bow to the ‘gods’ of elitism and cocktail-party colleagues. Governments at all levels are legalizing ‘stealing’ from it’s citizens with vast and complicated tax codes, fees, laws, and deals which are putting power to tax into the hands of private corporations… many which are foreign corporations. Most of us barely understand just how serious this is. I’m getting my eyes opened and it’s overwhelming me.

    * Responsible journalism used to be considered one of our last bastions protecting our society. It no longer is working that way.

    * Our citizenry would rather watch America Idol or other stupid reality TV than to spend time learning how to protect itself and then working with others to prevent the systematic rape.

    We are so fucked.

  104. >> Hey Pup if’n your around. Check your email bud.

    *checks my email.

    ..

    shit.

    Andy, thanks.. I kinda think Jim surfs for topical links for the Jolt, so I didn’t say “fuck”.

  105. Michael’s got some competition:

    http://www.ncregister.com/blog/batman-tried-to-save-jesus

  106. Thanks for the huggz, Chief… and Dave.

    I need ’em…

    *checks to see if feelin’ better… yea… a tad*

  107. Congrats, Dave.

    Cute story, TiFW.

  108. Ok, I’m home. I was at a surgery center earlier with Mr. Car In. He got a shot in his neck.

  109. It was nice having an iPhone to keep me occupied while I waited.

  110. Ok, and I “found out” my bro and sil “might” be coming Sat morning. They weren’t sure.

    As of 1 Sunday, they still weren’t sure. Then they showed up at the door.

  111. That word “might” is mighty-powerful, huh Carin?

  112. hat are they thinking? Really, what goes through their mind? Do they think you want them there? That their presence is enough to make their bad manners not count? Having someone wait on you, who has cooked and covered the expenses is appropriate?

    they’re still children. playing grown- up when it suits them.

  113. *offers up a little prayer for Mr. Car In.

  114. As of 1 Sunday, they still weren’t sure. Then they showed up at the door.

    Ignorance is bliss. . . . I guess.

  115. Just so irritating, Cathy.

  116. Mr. Car in says I handled it pretty well. Didn’t freak out.

    I think my mil’s presence acted like a soothing balm.

  117. Mr. Car in is now taking the day off. Slacker.

    guy breaks his neck and he thinks he can coast.

  118. tell him to suck it up buttercup.

    I never broke my neck.

  119. >> Andy, thanks.. I kinda think Jim surfs for topical links for the Jolt, so I didn’t say “fuck”.

    Save that for Breitbart in the comments.

  120. guy breaks his neck

    Oh shit. First I heard that, Carin. Give my best to your husband. The moron that caused this was insured, right?

  121. Has there ever been a President more in over his head, and philosophically contrary to American values?

    I keep asking the same question, Mare. No answer yet, but seems to be bigger than Obie. Obama is an archetype for a much bigger problem

    Yes, he’s in over his head, imho. He has no clue what to do, since he’s merely been following his liberal playbook up until this point. And he’s NOT just the problem, it’s all the other progressives that wield enormous power in the aggregate. All levels of government, universities, city councils, etc.

    * Almost 50% of our citizenry pay no taxes. IF the libs get their way, this number will exceed beyond 50% and it will be over. Over.

    Flat. Tax.

    * Our government programs reward laziness. The numbers of angry people who preach class warfare which encourages laziness are growing.

    Of course, no one seems themselves as lazy. It’s those other people.

    * Hard work and wealth are punished. Many legislators ignore citizens appeals and instead bow to the ‘gods’ of elitism and cocktail-party colleagues. Governments at all levels are legalizing ‘stealing’ from it’s citizens with vast and complicated tax codes, fees, laws, and deals which are putting power to tax into the hands of private corporations… many which are foreign corporations. Most of us barely understand just how serious this is. I’m getting my eyes opened and it’s overwhelming me.

    this is all the work of proggies.

    * Responsible journalism used to be considered one of our last bastions protecting our society. It no longer is working that way.

    I can’t blame the journalists ENOUGH.

    * Our citizenry would rather watch America Idol or other stupid reality TV than to spend time learning how to protect itself and then working with others to prevent the systematic rape.

    Hey now. There’s nothing wrong with a little American Idol ;) Of course, that’s about the only show I watch so perhaps I can be granted just a bit of leeway?

    We are so fucked.

    And not in the good way.

  122. Oh shit. First I heard that, Carin. Give my best to your husband. The moron that caused this was insured, right?

    I will. He’s prefer a Handy, though Herr …

    Yes, the guy was insured. Michigan is No fault. But we’ve got a lawyer.

  123. My siblings but they show up ‘fashionably’ late on invite. One brother is upset that we never invite him but he apparently has forgotten his demand that we must send him a written invitation for any and all functions. Um. No.

    H A HAAA HAA AHAAAA ….

    That’s awesome.

    A written invitation.

  124. I hope the shot helps Mr. Car in to feel a wee bit better.
    At least he’s feeling well enough now to go for a handy…..

  125. He’d prefer a Handy, though Herr …

    Well, then give him your best.

  126. Congrats on the “Morning Jolt” mention, Dave – I hope youi’ll still come and bless us peasants with your presence from time to time, now that you’re playing the Palace….

  127. Ruh-roh, Shaggy! All those folks who are buying “green” cars aren’t paying their “fair share” when it comes to gasoline taxes, and their poitical betters are none too happy with the “unexpected” predicament of their own making…..

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110423/ap_on_bi_ge/us_electric_car_fees

    Bad news, government buttercups – all of these policies have unintended consequences (a.k.a. fewer “goodies” to barter for votes/line your pockets)……

  128. oh shush you *gives you the Aggie ‘NO CHEERLEADERS ON THE FIELD’ treatment

  129. Of course, no one seems themselves as lazy. It’s those other people.

    Yeah, at work, instead of taking my lead, shutting up, and actually working with a sense of urgency/pride, they laugh and say I have OCD.

    And that is why shit don’t get done.

  130. Yeah, at work, instead of taking my lead, shutting up, and actually working with a sense of urgency/pride, they laugh and say I have OCD.

    I think you and me are related beasn. I hear the same thing.

  131. do y’all obsess about this?

  132. Let’s see. Gas is $4.00 a gallon, our economy is moribund, and 20% of the citizens who want to work effectively can’t. So the EPA tells Shell it can’t drill in the Arctic lease it has paid $2.2B for. Why?

    The EPA’s appeals board ruled that Shell had not taken into consideration emissions from an ice-breaking vessel when calculating overall greenhouse gas emissions from the project.

    Fuck. You.

  133. Double dip, Herr.

    Then we’ll be able to tell Obama to get in the backseat.

  134. Did I mention that someone could eat a bag of dicks earlier? I think I did.

  135. Our one truck that makes longer deliveries? Gas prices are up $700 a TRIP. $700 MORE than before. Everything you buy is going to get more expensive. Eveything.

    But, you know, we just need to trade in our tractor trailer in for something that gets better mileage.

  136. Then we’ll be able to tell Obama to get in the backseat.

    Racist. Now go get a mop.

  137. I saw that Sean. I saw no proof that he did.

  138. Racist. Now go get a mop.

    You complete me, J’ames.

  139. Yannow, this inciteful rhetoric is causing me to be uncomfortable. Bag of dicks shouldn’t be thrown around lightly.

  140. Shut down the EPA, Interior, Energy and Education. They do NOTHING but hinder the economy of this country. SHUT ‘EM DOWN!

  141. Jay – How ’bout you give me a longer, lingering kiss on my white ass?

  142. Hey, Obama recognizes all the major Islamic holidays. Easter? Nada.

    Obama statement on 2010 Hajj:

    Michelle and I extend our greetings for a happy Eid-ul-Adha to Muslims
    worldwide and wish safe travels to those performing Hajj. This year,
    nearly three million pilgrims from more than 160 countries – including
    the United States – have gathered in Mecca and neighboring sites to
    perform the Hajj rituals and stand together in prayer.

    On Eid, Muslims around the world will commemorate Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his son, and distribute food to those less fortunate – a reminder of the shared values and the common roots of three of the world’s major religions.

    On behalf of the American people, we extend our best wishes during this
    Hajj season – Eid Mubarak and Hajj Mabrour.

    Nice, huh? Good think Easter isn’t one of those MAJOR Christian holidays, right?

  143. Cmon, he went to church!

  144. a reminder of the shared values and the common roots of three of the world’s major religions.

    Fuck. You.

  145. Everything you buy is going to get more expensive. Eveything

    Already is. Our hay is at $18 now from $12 a month or so ago.

  146. gives you the Aggie ‘NO CHEERLEADERS ON THE FIELD’ treatment

    Mr. TiFW and I were actually at that game, and sitting in the lower section with his brother, who had come up for the game. He saw the cadet charging those faggy cheerleaders, saber drawn (happened right in front of our section), and said, “Does that happen every game?”

    Ummmm – No.
    Which might be why it made the NATIONAL headlines the next day.

    Of course, the cadet got in trouble (not much, thankfully), but NOBODY has ever tried stepping foot on Kyle Field since……

  147. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    he chose, poorly

  148. Hey, Obama recognizes all the major Islamic holidays. Easter? Nada.

    Yeah.
    In related news, lightning literally STRUCK the White House last night – more than once.

    If I were one of those folks who believes in omens/signs/etc., I might just think that the Big Guy was sending Mr. Obama a friendly reminder of just which country he is living in, and who is really in charge……

  149. Hubby’s car is empty. Printing one out right now.

  150. Shut down the EPA, Interior, Energy and Education. They do NOTHING but hinder the economy of this country. SHUT ‘EM DOWN!

    Agree, Chief.

    That’s step 5 or 6. Step 1, 2, 3, and 4 are… build up conservative voting blocks and get them informed and aware of the issues, then vote the jerks out of office, vote conservatives in to replace the POTUS, Senate, and keep the House, and then pound them with personal letters and telephone calls until they bend to our will and shut these agencies down for good. *TeaParty!*

  151. he chose, poorly

    The cadet didn’t have to buy any meals for a long time after that…..

    I can’t remember if the cheerleader had to change his pants afterward; I’m pretty sure they were white, though!

    I think the school was SMU, if I’m remembering correctly – they had just scored on “our” end of the field, and their boys liked to throw themselves down on the ground to spell out S-M-U on the field after scoring. Those frat boys sure did hightail it to a different part of the field for the rest of the game.

    Hey, can we help it if one of our finest got a little over-protective? He was just defending his turf like he’d been told to do. That is a MEMORIAL field, and Aggies don’t tread on it either, without explicit permission to do so.

  152. Thanks for that link, Car in!
    I’m passing it along…..

  153. I think I’ll sit here and eat more chocolate.

    Then go running.

    sound like a plan?

  154. Then go running.
    sound like a plan?

    Until the dog comes along, with his heavy head.

  155. After going without sweets for all of Lent, I finally ate me some Oreos yesterday. Four of them.

    I felt a little ill afterwards. Weird.

  156. *doesn’t count the Chocolate Cheerios*

    *or the Berry Berry Kix (no artificial colors)*

  157. The first “green” vehicle: the German U-Boat – combination diesel and electric.

    Yeah, let’s do what the Nazis did.

  158. ntil the dog comes along, with his heavy head.

    That’s true. I don’t her anywhere.

    Of course, she put away about a third of a cheesecake last night.

    she may be sleeping it off.

  159. Wow, Carin. That’s awesome.

    *printing 20 copies*

    Heh. Heh. Heh.

  160. *Eats reeces pieces.

    Ok. I’m maxed out. Ugh. I feel sick.

  161. Car in, my daughter made ‘Better Than Crack Brownies’.

    Bake pan of regular brownies. 13 x 9 pan.
    Spread chopped up Reeses peanut butter cups (about 7) on top.

    Melt cup of choc chip and cup of peanut butter, 1T of butter. Add cup of Rice Krispies. Mix well. Spread over brownies/chopped reeses.

    Chill. Eat ’til your ill. That would be one large piece.

  162. It did call for chopped peanuts but we don’t like hard crunchies with out smoothies.

  163. Oh, and Happy Birthday, Oomlat.

    *giggle*

  164. Beasn – feel free to mail me a batch. They sound truly sinful.

  165. *food blogging makin’ me hungry-hippo*

  166. Happy Brithday to Pajama Momma.

    I’ll sacrifice a goat in her honor later today.

  167. Mmmmm – Cabrito!

  168. Chief, next batch she makes, I will gladly do so. (we sent half home with the in-laws)

  169. Rough day, MasterChief?

    http://tinyurl.com/3qosfxa

  170. But Chief … your jeans ….

  171. Friends of ours live a half block from where the tornado touched down. They have a little roof damage and are still out of electricity.

    http://tinyurl.com/42gz47n

  172. If Chief was coming to the STL meatup, I’d bring him some.

  173. Yea. Don’t mail ’em Beasn. Make him pick them up.

  174. Brad – I would never wear 3 different shades of blue at the same time. How gauche!

  175. Amazing pics, beasn. Quite a lot of damage, glad more weren’t injured/killed!

  176. …..when you show deference to an idiot, albeit one of the female variety [like Nancy Pelosi], you don’t come off looking statesmanlike or even chivalrous, you just come across like a bunch of spineless wienies.

    While Democrats never weary of portraying Republicans as heartless, it wouldn’t kill the Republicans to accuse ninnies like Barbara Boxer, Barney Frank, Henry Waxman, Anthony Weiner and Sheila Jackson Lee, of being brainless. There is certainly a ton of evidence to bear it out. Still, to be fair, with liberals, it’s hard to know where stupidity ends and evil begins.

    http://patriotpost.us/opinion/burt-prelutsky/2011/04/25/let-the-revolution-begin/

  177. I have a SERIOUS QUESTION…Do the “People of WalMart” dress like that on purpose? Discuss.

  178. Yikes, Beasn! Glad your friends weren’t hurt!

    I never cease to be amazed at the amount of damage a “little bit of wind” can do in such a small amount of time…..

    And Barky STILL hasn’t visited the area –

  179. Hey Sohos! Catch!

    http://tinyurl.com/3zz4gmp

  180. The “People of Wal-Mart” dress like that every day, Sohos – there’s no “planning” involved –

  181. I shop at Wal-Mart at least once a month – I always put on my “finest” clothes for the trip.

  182. MJ you put a little heat on that throw ;)

  183. The “People of Wal-Mart” dress like that every day, Sohos – there’s no “planning” involved –

    Do you really think so? Like that is ok to them? I always think people are TRYING to be funny

  184. FoxNews: Energy in America: EPA Rules Force Shell to Abandon Oil Drilling Plans (yeah, I know it’s old, but bear with me)
    At stake is an estimated 27 billion barrels of oil. That’s how much the U. S. Geological Survey believes is in the U.S. portion of the Arctic Ocean. For perspective, that represents two and a half times more oil than has flowed down the Trans Alaska pipeline throughout its 30-year history. That pipeline is getting dangerously low on oil. At 660,000 barrels a day, it’s carrying only one-third its capacity.

    We’re only running at 1/3 capacity on an EXISTING pipeline. Are these people at the DOE seriously telling us that we couldn’t ramp up production to 1.2 million barrels a day within a year or 2? That would put a dent in imports. But no, it would make no difference in prices, plus the money would stay right here in the US.

    Idiots.

  185. As a regular Wal Mart shopper (SYWM!) I can say that it is absolutely ok to them that they dress that way, sohos. I don’t think it’s an attempt at humor by the vast majority of them. A few, yeah, but not most.

  186. I always wear a tiara and a gold lame thong with acrylic heels when I shop at Walmart.

  187. That’s the nice thing about WalMart. When I need an oil filter, I can go in with horseshit on my boots and not care.

  188. it just freaks me out that people do that

  189. I only care how you dress Sohos.

  190. The Dollar General store in my town is fucking awesome. I’m just sayin’.

  191. Huckabee can kiss my ass and not in the good way!!

    Megadouche.

  192. Can you show me the shine of your Japan, the sparkle of your China?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSIRAF75sa0

  193. yes, the people of Walmart dress that way because many of them think they’re sexy.

    We had a young gal, who sucked up to her boss, would wear a fleece hoodie with nothing on underneath and slippers. When asked why she dressed that way knowing what the dress code was, she replied, ‘Because I can’.

    Yeah, until the older ladies made a call to corporate and complained.

    Different class of people. Target is a step up in clientele.

  194. You know what drives me batty, people coming in dressed in their pajama bottoms. And not too long ago some black woman came in wearing a few pink foam rollers. Haven’t seen pink foam rollers in ages. Used to see it A LOT.

  195. Great. Now colleges are teaching students how to beat people up in the name of labor:

    http://biggovernment.com/publius/2011/04/25/union-official-professor-teach-college-course-in-violent-union-tactics/

    And yeah, I called the Chancellor’s office (314-516-5252). Not only are they aware of this, they have a person handling ALL of the calls they are sure to be getting over the next few days…..

  196. We had a young gal, who sucked up to her boss, would wear a fleece hoodie with nothing on underneath and slipp
    ——————
    HAWT.

  197. Now colleges are teaching students how to beat people up in the name of labor

    I’m game. College was 20 years ago. I have two decades more experience than these little cocksuckers.

  198. http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagle

    more baby eagles. They are getting bigger, check out their paws.

  199. oops…left off an ‘s’

    http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles

  200. they have a person handling ALL of the calls they are sure to be getting over the next few days…..

    – – – – –

    I called as well Tifw, I spoke with Maureen Ziegl(sp) – let her know in no uncertain terms exactly what I thought of her university and its tactics of indoctrinating the poor innocent hippies.

  201. Nice. Beasnette’s college credit courses are through UMSL.

  202. OOOOO momma just got back to the nest. SNACK TIME!!

  203. MJ you put a little heat on that throw.

    ———————-

    Nice! Great catch, too.

  204. E nomine Patri, et Fili, Spiritus Sanctus, amen.

    Poor little guy.


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