Easter Sunday Funday

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436 Comments

  1. I LOL’d all over the place when I saw that last picture.

    Whoever did that is a mad genius.

  2. Here, have some joy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnagemulucw

  3. Rosetta, you heathen – you’re gonna burn in Hell….. ;-)

  4. Rosetta, you heathen – you’re gonna burn in Hell….. ;-)

    Great!

  5. Those videos of kids freaking out over the Easter Bunny are funny as hell.

    Rosetta, make some room in that handbasket we’re going to hell in.

  6. May the Easter Bunny be good to you all today. Happy Easter.

  7. Good Morning, and Happy Easter, D’holes.

  8. D’holes=Donut Holes?

  9. Yeah, go with that, Cyn…

  10. Ha Ha!

    I’ll take one dozen then. TYIA.

  11. Cyn, are you having grilled rabbit for lunch?

  12. Floyd with the bunny ears is a win!

  13. I have a feeling the bunny video that frightened the kids is a precursor to the STLMU.

  14. Mare, what did you end up naming your new pussy cat?

  15. I have a feeling the bunny video that frightened the kids is a precursor to the STLMU.

    http://tinyurl.com/3qgm6p8

  16. Old. Still good. Plus I had never seen the full version before so STFU.

    also, Happy Easter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhzGSQwVa9I

  17. Easter bunny?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/yj9w2bt

  18. Wow.
    It’s almost like you guys are all busy celebrating a holiday with family and friends.

  19. Easter duck? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/3kx3xtj

  20. The Adventure Mormon made me LOL. I had Mormons show up on my doorstep last Thursday. They must be pretty desperate to venture into my territory (go to Outer Mongolia, turn left).

  21. Easter pig? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/3jamwvl

  22. Well, my youngest kid is visiting. We watched “The A-Team” last night. Dumb, but entertaining. Not unlike me.

  23. The Adventure Mormon made me LOL. I had Mormons show up on my doorstep last Thursday. They must be pretty desperate to venture into my territory (go to Outer Mongolia, turn left).

    Hahahahaha. I LOL’d too.

    I wish Adventure Mormon was coming to the St. Louis meat.

  24. I sent Adventure Mormon to my buddy Esli, who’s Mormon.

  25. Easter whale? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/axfodz

  26. Good afternoon, and a Happy and Blessed Easter to all of you.

    And I mean ALL.

  27. Happy Easter, Eggheads.

    My daughter was born on Easter last year. This year all that Bunny bastard brought me was a Hangover.

  28. **waves to Aggie**

    **waves to Mr. Chumpo**

    **shoots Rosetta in the face with a shotgun that shoots woodchippers**

    **proposes to the recently widowed Mrs. Rosetta**

  29. Hey B.

    Gotta go to rele-tards house N make a drink.

  30. Sitting outside admiring God’s creation in the warmth of the sun after eating a nice Easter lunch and …

    Motherf***!!! Where’d that cloud come from?

    RUN!!!!!

  31. back at you Aggie, and everybody else too.

  32. Dave, are you a Baptist?

    I mean, all that time in the water…

  33. yep.

  34. Is your phone?

  35. apparently the iPhone was Catholic. A little sprinkle is ok, but full-immersion, nuh uh.

  36. I think Lutherans ought to consider baptism by Super-Soaker, myself.

    It’d be a real hit.

    Afternoon Guys and Gals.

  37. Hahhahahha!!!

    Happy Easter, Dave.

    Go suck an egg!

  38. Apple was one step ahead of Dave: http://www.iphonealley.com/news/water-sensor-in-iphone-ipod-touch

    Well, not literally a step ahead because then they’d be in the Long Island Sound too. You know what I mean.

  39. I suppose it’s reasonable to expect that electronic devices don’t do well with water.

    I have a friend who dropped his in a pool, it was powered off though. He did save it by putting it in a plastic bag with rice for 24 hours. Only one I know of.

  40. Marinated turkey roast on the grill?

    Why I didn’t think if it before now I shall never know. Very, very good.

    Fanks easer turkey!

  41. *enjoyed mountain biking video, btw*

    Fanx Easterosetta.

  42. Donald Trump is the worse kind of attention whore. It’s shameful what he will do to this election if he pushes his candidacy. Dear Lord, save us from these men so full of themselves they think we NEED them.

  43. Bourbon and potato salad for Easter.

    Win!

  44. I like it that Trump is hammering Obama, and poll-wise it seems not to benefit Obama.

    If he pulls a Perot though I am going to hate that motherfucker with a hate that hasn’t even been invented yet.

  45. I remain convinced he’s working for the other side.

  46. oh I don’t think he works for anybody except himself.

  47. No shit, Dave.

    Possumhead’s entertaining and all, but I can’t believe anyone seriously supports him.

    I know they do … but damn. It’s just stupid.

  48. At the moment, I define “himself” as “the other side”.

  49. Grilled Breast of Chicken with Mango Salsa, Rice, Sauteed Green Beans, Tomato Caprese Salad, Fresh Pineapple, Pecan Pie.

    Trump is a tramp.

    Tea Party better tromp on him, like me on a Palmetto bug.

  50. Back from Easter brunchy-thing.

    It was nice to wear a flowy dress and stroll in the sunshine. Don’t get to get spiffed up much anymore.

    The magnolia by the pond is mostly open blooms now. Purty. Gonna go out there and have a sniff. Then put on my mudstompers and hit the garden.

    But first,
    1) Rosetta, that mountain biking video is awesome. Perfect music, too.
    2) This does not change the fact that when I see you again I’m going to kill you with a bobby pin and two bread ties.

  51. The grilled leg o’ lamb was absolutely wonderful!

  52. This was the music played by a string quartet, (all teenage brothers and sisters) in our Tenebrae service during the “veiling” at the close of the worship Friday evening. There was not a dry eye in the church.

    I could not remember which war movie had used it, but checked. Platoon.

    Warning: It’s sad… very sad, but beautiful.

  53. Happy Easter guys!

    The Pjm family is gearing up for some horseshoes and Easter egg hunting adult style. Which means there’s cash prizes and you’ll get knocked on your ass if you’re in the way of someone gettin’ an egg.

    TRADITIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. *enjoyed mountain biking video, btw*

    Fanx Easterosetta.

    You’re welcome sweet Cathy bunny. I thought that was a particularly good music choice they made for the video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6PUcm-ajcg

    Listening to it makes me as giddy as a little school girl.

  55. >> It was nice to wear a flowy dress and stroll in the sunshine. Don’t get to get spiffed up much anymore.

    Nice.

    >> Adagio for Strings

    Was played in the Capitol Rotunda when JFK’s body lay in state.

    I don’t know why I know that.

  56. Why did Rosetta send a tornado to the St. Louis airport? Is it because he really hasn’t made any plans for the meetup?

    Word of advice, next time have the tornado a little closer to the event date.

  57. I would like to also take the controversial stand that the lead singer of the Love Grenades is smoking hot.

    http://tinyurl.com/4xcbyht

  58. Bread, why don’t you come over here and I’ll tornado your ASS!!!

  59. Hahahahaha. This story seems made up.

    http://tinyurl.com/3kx5z3p

  60. Bourbon and potato salad for Easter

    *looks for her bottle of MM*

    HEY!!!!

  61. It was nice to wear a flowy dress and stroll in the sunshine. Don’t get to get spiffed up much anymore.

    awwwwwwww, I wanna see laura all gussied up

  62. One of the things I miss about Easter is when the girls were little, and they’d have matching dresses with gloves and little hats. Back before they would kill us for suggesting matching dresses and gloves and hats.

  63. I’m gay today.

  64. Afternoon all!
    I understand today is some sort of holiday?

  65. >> *looks for her bottle of MM*

    Heh. That reminds me … I saw a MM delivery truck in Boston last week, and it had a big picture of the wax-sealed bottle with a logo that read “Makah’s Mahk”.

  66. >> I’m gay today.

    Two drinks?

  67. I’m gay today.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ee3t92

  68. Hahahahaha Rosetta. Nice visual.

  69. a big picture of the wax-sealed bottle with a logo that read “Makah’s Mahk”.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  70. Baaaahston

  71. Hahahahaha Rosetta. Nice visual.

    Hahahahaha. That’s one of my favs.

  72. *looks for her bottle of MM*

    Hi Aggie. Thought of you as I popped the cork on my bottle of champagne and took first sip. Fresh strawberry floating in the bubbles! You back on the sauce, right?

    *faces South* raises glass* toasts Aggie*

  73. I won 7 dollars in scratch off’s that were in my Easter Eggs

  74. The good news about the storms that we’ve had the last week is that I only have 19 million pollen sticks on my deck instead of the normal eleventy quintillian zillion.

  75. I understand today is some sort of holiday?

    Yeah, 3 days after the Romans killed your king, he arose from the dead.
    Or something like that…..

  76. >> The good news about the storms that we’ve had the last week is that I only have 19 million pollen sticks on my deck instead of the normal eleventy quintillian zillion.

    *sneezes my goddam ass off*

    Need. Rain. okthx

  77. You back on the sauce, right?

    Are you kidding?? I’m on my second margarita right now!!

    *toasts Cathy right back*

    *hic cups*

  78. Cathy, I was wondering why all of those American flags were flying alongside the British flags in the Adagio video that you linked – that was performed on September 15, 2011. Amazing they were able to get through it…..

    Beautiful piece of music, whenever it is performed. Thanks for linking it –

  79. I won 7 dollars in scratch off’s that were in my Easter Eggs

    Whatcha gonna buy me?

  80. I saw a MM delivery truck in Boston last week, and it had a big picture of the wax-sealed bottle with a logo that read “Makah’s Mahk”.

    HAR!! That’s good.

    + 93 points

  81. More scratch offs?

  82. >> Whatcha gonna buy me?

    shut up homo she’s already getting me a six-pack of Corona which I can drink before you even get out of the driveway.

  83. More scratch offs?

    How about some wax offs?

  84. Yeah, 3 days after the Romans killed your king, he arose from the dead.

    Funny how Revvy’s “people” never got the message about him being their king, though…. ;-) (Just playin’ with ya, sweetie!)

  85. shut up homo she’s already getting me a six-pack of Corona which I can drink before you even get out of the driveway.

    You’ll get nothing and like it.

    In a related story, “bare yen nuts” is an anagram for “Easter bunny”.

  86. >> Are you kidding?? I’m on my second margarita right now!!

    WINNING!

    How’s the hubby?

  87. Yummy Corona

  88. >> In a related story, “bare yen nuts” is an anagram for “Easter bunny”.

    So you’re shorting the dong against the yen?

  89. “Sad tea vixen” is an anagram for Dave in Texas.

    Hahahahahaha.

    Poor tea vixen.

  90. So you’re shorting the dong against the yen?

    I’m long dong against the yuan.

  91. “To taser” is an anagram for Rosetta. Just sayin’ it for the folks going to StL.

  92. Toaster.

    If I add “fag”, it’s “storage fat”

  93. “To taser” is an anagram for Rosetta. Just sayin’ it for the folks going to StL.

    Toaster.

    If I add “fag”, it’s “storage fat”

    Floyd farts you both of your general directions.

  94. We already tried “To Taser”. It didn’t work.

  95. Have you punks seen that Niaspan commercial with the woman looking into the camera and berating her dad about his heart health?

    There’s also one of a guy bitching at his brother for the same thing.

    Whoever came up with that ad campaign should be kicked in the face.

    I’m pretty sure nagging isn’t something that gives people a positive view of your products.

    See also, naggers.

  96. Did you try plugging it in?

  97. Be of good cheer, fellow pilgrims – Bambi couldn’t even fill a hall in SAN FRANCISCO (read to the end):

    http://tinyurl.com/3csa3pp

    If he can’t pull in supporters in SanFran, he’s in REAL trouble…..

  98. Funny how Revvy’s “people” never got the message about him being their king, though…. ;-) (Just playin’ with ya, sweetie!)

    MK. Gonna say ithis once and then hopefullyshaddup about it.

    Um. ^ Not entirely true. The majority of the first Christians were Jews. It’s easy for us 2,000+ years later to miss that detail… but it is essential. Many folks of “the Book” got it even before Christ ascended. Pentecost conversions included many Jews. And later, every time St. Paul made his way into a city on his missionary journeys he FIRST preached in the Jewish Synagogues. Yea. Maybe only a small group got it, but they got it and followed him. He’d get his butt kicked out of the synagogue and move on and preach to the Gentiles there. But his strategy was to find the Jewish ‘diaspora’ first.

  99. They’re not nagging, Rosie, they’re HELPING…..

    (and under Obamacare, if you don’t take your medicine, your friendly neighborhood health care czar will personally pay you a visit)

  100. I’m pretty sure nagging isn’t something that gives people a positive view of your products.

    Some things, it sells.

  101. Salvation is from the Jews.

    You can look it up.

  102. MK. Gonna say ithis once and then hopefullyshaddup about it.

    I playfully meant today’s/contemporary “her people” – I was just being a smartass….. ;-)

    *reminds self that I wasn’t at the Dallas meat-up long enough for people to really get to know me…..*

  103. How’s the hubby?

    He’s doing awesome, Andy, thanks. He gets to go to South Camp and go scuba diving, and the Puerto Ricans have adopted him and cook for him almost every weekend.

    Hm…

    Maybe he has it too good ;)

  104. That’s great Aggie. I’m pretty jealous on the diving, FWIW.

    He’s of course in our prayers, as are you and the rest of your family.

  105. This is the best analysis of the liberal approach to entitlement reform that I’ve seen.

    http://tinyurl.com/3omwwoy

  106. Glad to hear hubby is doing fine, Aggie.

    Hugs to ya for holding down the home-fort.

  107. Rosetta, I don’t even want to know what you searched to find that. But I bet the FBI would find it interesting.

  108. He’s doing awesome, Andy, thanks. He gets to go to South Camp and go scuba diving, and the Puerto Ricans have adopted him and cook for him almost every weekend.

    I’m glad, Aggie. Does he have a deployment date?

  109. Rosetta, I don’t even want to know what you searched to find that. But I bet the FBI would find it interesting.

    I Googled “obamacare gif racist unicorn bullwhip ass”.

  110. TiFW. I get the smart-ass part of you just fine. Read it loud and clear.

    But I just get rubbed a bit on this issue that I take seriously.

    It is my honor as a Gentile to be a ‘grafted branch.’

    I know my place.

  111. But I bet the FBI would find it interesting.

    Well, Hoover would have.

  112. Does he have a deployment date?

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    *shoots cannon full of CLEAN diapers at Rosetta*

    Thanks for the prayers, y’all. It means the world to me and to him.

  113. I Googled “obamacare gif racist unicorn bullwhip ass”.

    Bwaaaahahahaha!

    ^ This is why I visit Hostages and consider it my second home.

    *smooches and squishy hugs Rosetta*

  114. bbl

    Mango salsa fixins are callin’ me…

  115. Damn, Cathy. They’re callin’ me too.

    *Checks flight schedules*

  116. *shoots cannon full of CLEAN diapers at Rosetta*

    Thanks for the prayers, y’all. It means the world to me and to him.

    Hahahahaha.

    *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!*

  117. But I just get rubbed a bit on this issue that I take seriously.
    It is my honor as a Gentile to be a ‘grafted branch.’
    I know my place.

    Understood, sweet lady.
    Didn’t mean to offend anyone, trust me!
    Apologies to one and all –

  118. Salvation is from the Jews.

    Crafty.

  119. Crafty.

    Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ca6bu2

  120. Mrs. Andy’s Boston Marathon slideshow: http://tinyurl.com/42xsqht

    It also includes *cough* a link to her fundraising page *cough*.

  121. >> Crafty.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tif1C6dwH6o

    See what I did there?

  122. Mrs. Andy’s Boston Marathon slideshow: http://tinyurl.com/42xsqht

    It also includes *cough* a link to her fundraising page *cough*.

    Well that’s all kinds of awesome.

    I especially liked the big man’s performance on the microphone.

  123. That’s a good one. He’s sitting here with me right now. Little punk.

    *Gives noogie*

  124. I want one of those vacuum-sealer food saver machines. Do any of you guys have one? Brand recommendations?


  125. See what I did there?

    Word.

    Have you heard the new Beatsie’s song? They have a new album coming out the first week of May. The first song is promising old skool.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSai5klswws

  126. I want one of those vacuum-sealer food saver machines. Do any of you guys have one? Brand recommendations?

    U Suxxor

  127. Jack’s such a handsome little boy! What a sweetie.

  128. Laura, Cabela’s has a couple models on sale now. They stand behind their stuff, too.

    We’ve got one and love it. Great for freezing veggies from the garden. Never any freezer burn if you do it right.

  129. *drops Rosetta with a roundhouse kick to his enormous forehead*

    Like hitting the side of a barn.

  130. Cool, there’s a Cabela’s not far from here.

  131. *drops Rosetta with a roundhouse kick to his enormous forehead*

    Like hitting the side of a barn.

    Hahahahaha.

    I’ll vacuum seal your ASS!!!!

  132. Check the Bargain Cave on their website. IDK if they’ll have these models in the retail stores. Might be being discontinued.

  133. Thank you for the link, Andy. He is adorable :)

  134. You know that uncomfortable feeling when you’re holding a baby while it takes a dump? Yeah.

  135. We’ve got one and love it. Great for freezing veggies from the garden. Never any freezer burn if you do it right.

    My juicer will make your vacuum-sealer its bitch.

    APPLIANCE FIGHT!!!

  136. Salvation is from the Jews.

    You can look it up.

    I never knew Jefferson said that. Thank you, Dave, and Happy Easter.

    He is risen!

  137. http://tinyurl.com/3cdmuqw

  138. My juicer will make your vacuum-sealer its bitch.

    APPLIANCE FIGHT!!!

    *digs 1/2 HP meat grinder out of cabinet*

  139. You know that uncomfortable feeling when you’re holding a baby while it takes a dump? Yeah.

    Hahahahahaha.

    *sniff sniff*

    Ewwww.

    Here’s me right before changing my first diaper.

    http://tinyurl.com/ce5ams

  140. Thanks, all. He’s a very sweet little boy that’s taught me more about love than I ever thought I’d know.

    I try to remember that every time I want to beat him within an inch of my life.

  141. I changed a poopy diaper earlier today

  142. I changed a poopy diaper earlier today

    Count’s?

    Gross.

  143. Have you heard the new Beatsie’s song? They have a new album coming out the first week of May. The first song is promising old skool.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSai5klswws

    Awesome! I’ll be a-buyin’ that to add to my extensive rap music collection.

  144. I use a vacuum sealer on fish I catch. It works great.

  145. Here’s me right before changing my first diaper.

    http://tinyurl.com/ce5ams

    Hahaha. You’ll find that’s the case with other people’s kids. Your own? Their shit don’t stink. At least with the first one. The rest of them reek. As I said while changing Sophia the other night: “Damn, woman. What are you feeding this kid? Pig shit?”

  146. Counts? Gross…hahahaha!!!

  147. Hahaha. You’ll find that’s the case with other people’s kids. Your own? Their shit don’t stink. At least with the first one. The rest of them reek. As I said while changing Sophia the other night: “Damn, woman. What are you feeding this kid? Pig shit?”

    Hahahahahaha. I’m going to develop a hand-washing OCD aren’t I?

  148. Thanks, all. He’s a very sweet little boy that’s taught me more about love than I ever thought I’d know.

    Thanks for sharing, Andy.

  149. Here’s me right before changing my first diaper.

    http://tinyurl.com/ce5ams

    You know that scene in the Blues Brothers where Jake asks Ellwood how often the train goes by his apartment and Ellwood answers “so often that you won’t even notice it”?

    It’s kind of the same thing.

  150. I’m going to develop a hand-washing OCD aren’t I?

    Hahahaha. Oh, man, this is going to be great to watch…..

  151. Kids will give you a cast iron stomach, that’s for sure.

  152. sneaky Jews.

    *takes a flamethrower to this place

  153. Wait til you’re changing the kind and set the shitty diaper off to the side. You’re intently wiping and putting the new one on, then you look up to see you didn’t set it far enough away. Yep. Shitfaced.

  154. Oh, hey, crossing the vacuum sealer and baby shit streams … if there’s one thing you have to buy, it’s a Diaper Genie™. Baby Rosetta can sleep on the floor if need be.

  155. Diaper Genie™

    Turd sausages! Arm and Hammer makes little baggies infused with odor killing stuff for diaper bags, too. Life savers when Lil’ Filbert has the runs at the inlaws.

  156. What I never anticipated is that a teething baby can excrete its own weight in snot every day.

  157. if there’s one thing you have to buy, it’s a Diaper Genie™. Baby

    This product came after our babies, I think, but it’s been a MUST HAVE for my most of gal friendsl.

  158. Also the Diaper Genie will keep Floyd from his natural impulse to tear open a diaper from the garbage and roll around on the kitchen floor with it.

  159. You know that scene in the Blues Brothers where Jake asks Ellwood how often the train goes by his apartment and Ellwood answers “so often that you won’t even notice it”?

    It’s kind of the same thing.

    Hahahaha. Oh, man, this is going to be great to watch…..

    I think the fact that we haven’t evolved to the point where no one poops until they can take themselves to the bathroom and sit on the toilet disproves that whole evolution thing.

    When our little man is born he and I are going to have a talk and I’m going to tell him that I will either change his poopy diapers or pay for his college.

    I’m not fucking doing both.

  160. I’m not fucking doing both.

    Oh yes, you are. Softie :P

  161. >> I’m not fucking doing both.

    just words.

  162. I’m not fucking doing both.

    Yes you are, and you’ll like it.

  163. Oh, yeah. I remember taking the little baggies on vacation. They make a hotel room livable overnight.

    On a related note, I’m sure wiserbud (who may or may not have survived his in-law encounter) is sooooo looking forward to the coming parenting blog phase of H2.

  164. parenting blog phase of H2.

    H2: Dick Jokes and Teething Tips Since March 2009

  165. MCPO who should I be routing for?

    The gay guy in the pink pants or the other one?

  166. I remember taking the little baggies on vacation. They make a hotel room livable overnight.

    The porn channel helps, too.

  167. Awesome! I’ll be a-buyin’ that to add to my extensive rap music collection.

    You can’t spell ‘crap’ without ‘rap.’

    Certain artists aside, but the few exceptions prove the rule.

  168. Hahahaha! Rosie the big talker

  169. Also the Diaper Genie will keep Floyd from his natural impulse to tear open a diaper from the garbage and roll around on the kitchen floor with it.

    Mrs. Rosetta: Oh no! Floyd got a poopy diaper out of the trash and he rolled around in it the carpet!! BAD FLOYD!!

    Rosetta: No big deal. I’ll run up to Walgreens and get some paper towels and carpet cleaner.

    *comes back two years later*

  170. Important Action Alert!

    Pool temp is 79. Perfect for napping with the raybans on.

    PERFECT.

    I like you people bye

  171. Later, Dave in Water.

  172. Yes you are, and you’ll like it.

    You are correct.

    However I’m going to vacuum-seal a bunch of his dirty diapers and when I mail in a tuition check, I’m mailing him an 18 year-old diaper full of his poop.

  173. Gee, wassamatta? Did Rosetta have to wear poopy pants when he was little?

    Seems to have left him with issues.

  174. Dave’s house, 5 minutes.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ptnauz

  175. Howdy, Empty-nesters, parent, and guys who are in for some fun!

    Go, Brandt!!

  176. Gee, wassamatta? Did Rosetta have to wear poopy pants when he was little?

    Seems to have left him with issues.

    I’m wearing poopy pants RIGHT NOW!!!!

  177. MCPOop,

    What did you do this glorious day?

  178. Rosetta – Did you serve Mrs. Rosetta a nice dinner tonight?

  179. Rosie – We had company up from West (byGawd) Virginia. Grilled a 5 lb leg of lamb on the grill, talked shit and drank beer. They just left with the promise that I’ll go down there and teach him how to smoke a brisket.

  180. Sounds like you had a wonderful time, MCPO!

  181. Thank you Easter Bunny! http://i.imgur.com/rdtu1.jpg

  182. mmmmmmmm ice cold spring spheres.

  183. Here’s the lamb. . .

    http://xrl.in/8vsf

  184. They just left with the promise that I’ll go down there and teach him how to smoke a brisket.

    Let me know if you want to learn how first.

  185. Very nice, Chief.

    *Drools*

  186. Michael – I got advice from an expert. . . DaveinPool!

  187. Rosetta – Did you serve Mrs. Rosetta a nice dinner tonight?

    She’s making bourbon scallops in a creamy mushroom sauce and I’m enjoying a nice cocktail.

    Life is good.

    And Floyd needs to take a Mare.

    brb

  188. Herself brought out the good china, I see – really classes up the joint….

  189. I like how the wine had already been drunk by the time MCPO took the pic ;)

  190. FWIW Rosie, this left-handed Aggie could NEVER get a Diaper Genie to work to save my life.

    And YES, I read the instructions…..

    We just used the scented disposable bags, and double-wrapped the “baby eggs” – worked just as well for us.

  191. >> I like how the wine had already been drunk by the time MCPO took the pic

    Heh. I noticed that too.

    Priorities.

  192. Rosie – We had company up from West (byGawd) Virginia. Grilled a 5 lb leg of lamb on the grill, talked shit and drank beer. They just left with the promise that I’ll go down there and teach him how to smoke a brisket.

    Excellent. Happy Easter my brother.

  193. Michael – I got advice from an expert. . . DaveinPool!

    I saw Dave’s advice. He is a disgrace to the State of Texas. Dave fucking boils the brisket first. Half the meat flavor gets lost. The he bakes it in an oven and throws in some fake liquid smoke!!!

    (deep breathing exercises)

    Dave is clueless about the art of brisket.

  194. Priorities.

    Best kind!!

  195. I’m having Easter in the ghetto bar.

  196. TiFW – Actually, we use that china everyday. It’s the Noritake I bought her as a wedding gift.

  197. You are shitting me, Michael!

    Boils. BOILS?!

    *Forms brisket posse*

  198. I’m having Easter in the ghetto bar.

    Did you dye your chardonnay pink?

  199. The he bakes it in an oven and throws in some fake liquid smoke!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Actually, I used hickory, rather than mesquite, last time and the flavor was very different.

  200. I shit you not, Andy. He said that online, in public, like he was not ashamed of it. I mean, I got boiled brisket in Ohio, where you don’t expect people to know better and put the effort into slowly tenderizing the meat with indirect wood heat.

    But Texas?

  201. Did you dye your chardonnay pink?

    No, that’s what they do in the fag bars. At least that’s what xBrad says.

  202. I’m actually surprised that Dave doesn’t soak the brisket in the pool first.

  203. >> Did you dye your chardonnay pink?

    I thought they brought out the Champipple for special occasions.

    http://tinyurl.com/3m4l8vh

  204. Me too, Rosetta. Chlorine would probably improve the flavor of his brisket.

  205. Hotspur – Your usual hangout?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8SEfFK_2Y

  206. No, that’s what the do in the fag bar. At least that’s what xBrad says.

    What fine establishment are you befouling this evening, Hotspur?

    Link it and I’ll tell you what to order for dinner.

  207. Michael – Do you use mesquite exclusively? It’s double the price of hickory up here.

  208. Are you shitting me? Like this place has a website.

  209. Thinking about it more … the only way I’d ever boil meat is in grease.

  210. Ever try fruit wood MCPO? We used pear wood a couple years ago and it was really good. I can mail you a log or two.

  211. Me too, Rosetta. Chlorine would probably improve the flavor of his brisket.

    I can’t wait till he reads all this and tries to defend his crimes against beef.

  212. Are you shitting me? Like this place has a website.

    Where the hell are you? County lock up?

  213. the only way I’d ever boil meat is in grease.

    Isn’t that the only way??

  214. I can mail you a log or two.

    Gross.

  215. I’m in the place where all the african americans hang.

  216. Diaper genies are gross.
    Breastfed babies’s poop doesn’t smell as bad

  217. Scott – Thanks for the offer. I can get beaucoup apple and pear since I’m right up the road from Biglerville.

  218. Michael – Do you use mesquite exclusively? It’s double the price of hickory up here.

    Chief, we currently have pecan wood that we paid for, along with some oak, miscellaneous indigenous woods and mesquite. The mesquite was easy. I cut down three trees in the easement near our house a year or so ago because they were dying and looking ugly out our second story windows. I cut them up myself with my chain saw. There’s plenty more where those came from. All free.

  219. Also, cloth diapers are the cutest things ever.

  220. Cathy – Thanks for the response. I’ll assume Michael drifted off to sleep. ;-)

  221. Hotspur, aren’t you scared?

  222. >> I cut them up myself with my chain saw.

    BUNK!!!

  223. “I cut them up myself with my chain saw.”

    That’s hot.

  224. I’m in the place where all the african americans hang.

    That’s good. You’re too honky. You need some diversity in your life.

    Hotspur: Can I see a wine list?

    http://tinyurl.com/2azjykg

  225. Scared? No, Ann Arbor african americans don’t scare me. Most of them work for the city.

    Hahahahaha

    RACIST!!!!

  226. >> Hotspur: Can I see a wine list?

    http://tinyurl.com/3wzh3c

  227. It’s not a ghetto bar unless there is a vending machine in the bathroom.

  228. Cathy, I normally just break smaller mesquite branches with my machete. Works for me :)

  229. I am stuffed. I took yesterday and today off from working out, but I did get a lot done.

  230. Andy, I had to show Wendy, the barmaid how to cut the top off the capsule before she extracts the cork, so there wouldn’t be this jagged hole in the bottle.

    So, yeah.

  231. Also, cloth diapers are the cutest things ever.

    I know what you trying to do here and it’s not going to work, punk.

  232. The diaper genie I used today was electric and the wipes were also heated. They weren’t like that 15 years ago

  233. Hahahaha.

    That reminds me – my capsule cutter just broke.

    *adds to shopping list*

  234. I hate having to learn new software systems.
    Especially on the weekend.
    ESPECIALLY-especially on a Holiday weekend….

  235. LauraW, whichever vacuum sealer you go with, make sure they have the bags available in the size you need. More power means more money and less time and noise. Happy Easter Hostages.

  236. Honestly, Rosie. You gotta see them, they are so so fricken cute. And my cloth baby never got diaper rashes. I even sewed some myself with special fleece.

  237. Cloth diapers are great…

    … to use for burp cloths. And for waxing a car.

  238. CrazyBear – Hope you had a wonderful Easter.

  239. Thanks MCPO. Spent with my InLaws. Great day.

  240. Nursing baby poop isn’t as bad as formula poop. It’s squirtier, but not a gag inducing smell like older table food variety waste.

    Just a thought.

  241. I now use cloth diapers for the pigs.

  242. Beasn – Are you going to wet nurse Baby Rosetta?

  243. Beasn is right.

  244. Are there generic bags for these vacuum sealers?

    My biggest pet peeve is replacement parts. Like when you buy an electric toothbrush and the next thing you know the replacement heads are $25 each.

    The nets for our mosquito magnet are about $5 each now and should be about 27 cents. We make our own with paint strainers.

  245. Ok. Who signed me out?

  246. Logged out, what do you mean? You look exactly the same.

  247. If I was a black woman that worked at Hotspur’s bar, after I felt my boobs for while, I would totally fuck with him.

  248. Is it sad that I embroidered the cloth diapers for my kidlets?

  249. “I would totally fuck with him.”

    Gross.

  250. I now use cloth diapers for the pigs.

    Beasn – Are you going to wet nurse Baby Rosetta?

    This is the best blog on the internet.

  251. Rosetta, please write a 200-word essay on this: http://dailycaller.com/2011/04/24/david-brooks-psychoanalyzes-obama-hes-multiple-animals/

  252. “I would totally fuck with him.”

    Gross.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

  253. Beasn – Are you going to wet nurse Baby Rosetta?

    I would if they needed me to and if I were able. But Mr. Beasn would run if I got ‘that’ look in my eye. BWAHAHAHAHA

  254. Rosetta, please write a 200-word essay on this: http://dailycaller.com/2011/04/24/david-brooks-psychoanalyzes-obama-hes-multiple-animals/

    Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks.
    Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks.
    Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks. Idiot. Worst conservative ever. Closeted homosexual NTTIAWWY. STFU Brooks.

    Fin.

  255. Scottw, the bags aren’t necessarily universal. We sold 3 different brands of sealers and the differences were enough to make bags a hassle. Customers would get a good deal at Costco or Sams and then not be able to use competitors bags. I always look at cost and availability of replacement and refill.

  256. But Mr. Beasn would run if I got ‘that’ look in my eye.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Quick, buy her a baby Guinea Pig!!!

  257. Is it sad that I embroidered the cloth diapers for my kidlets?

    Please tell me this is true, Aggie.

  258. I’ve been away grilling…

    Happy Easter, Osoloco.

    Gonna have to leave again in a few for a conference call of state-wide Tea Party leaders.

  259. Time to eat!!!

    bbl

  260. Please tell me this is true, Aggie.

    It is.

    *prepares to be pilloried*

  261. Michael – Do you use mesquite exclusively? It’s double the price of hickory up here.

    No. Hickory is great. Pecan is a good, neutral smoke that is not as distinctive as mesquite or hickory, and emphasizes the meat and rub rather than the smoke. Oak is OK as well. Any kind of fruit tree wood is good, if you want a sweeter flavor.

  262. This blog is lacking mega-extreme fucking douchebag updates.

  263. This blog is lacking mega-extreme fucking douchebag updates.

    Brad and Wiser must be busy.

  264. HAHAHAHA, MCPO.

    It wouldn’t be hard to catch him. He’s easy.

  265. >> Brad and Wiser must be busy.

    NTTAWWT

  266. Brad and Wiser must be busy.

    NTTAWWT

    Yeah, I snorted soda out through my nose at that.

  267. “I snorted soda out through my nose at that.”

    You are not doing it right.

  268. Did anybody wish anybody else a happy Easter today?

  269. Our Magnolia tree is nearly a solid wall of pink and white this year. Quite nice. Very perfumey, too.

    I got some garden-digging time in the sun. Flipped the Winter Rye by hand and left it rough. The topsoil is very deep, beautiful and loamy, like chocolate cake crumbs a foot deep. Few grubs in it. Gonna grow a metric assload of good veggies, in this kind of dirt.

    Feeling good. Everyone here is very cordially invited to kiss my ass. No fighting on line, please. There is plenty for all.

  270. “This blog is lacking mega-extreme fucking douchebag updates.”

    Scott, I just went through this whole thread hoping for Wiser’s comment/post.

    What a let down.

  271. It is.

    *prepares to be pilloried*

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that so much, you have no idea.

    Awesome, Aggie.

  272. I’m in the place where all the african americans hang.

    Good for you. You always get a more generous pour in black bars.

  273. Everyone here is very cordially invited to kiss my ass. No fighting on line, please.

    Firsties!

  274. You are not doing it right.

    I don’t have Rosetta’s avatar.

    I love that so much, you have no idea.

    It was cute watching eldest push boys out of the sandbox while wearing diapers embroidered with “Shy as a Violet” on her ass.

  275. Our Magnolia tree is nearly a solid wall of pink and white this year.

    I hope Samuel L. Jackson plays the Magnolia tree in the movie.

    Fucking awesome.

  276. It was cute watching eldest push boys out of the sandbox while wearing diapers embroidered with “Shy as a Violet” on her ass.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    I love it. Embroidering cloth diapers seems like such a terrible idea that we’re going to do that for sure.

  277. You need to play this at the meat-up after everyone has had a few adult beverages. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mifnMC_Kn1Q

  278. Did anyone say anything funny while I was gone?

  279. Just LauraW.

  280. Embroidering cloth diapers seems like such a terrible idea that we’re going to do that for sure.

    *dusts off her embroidery floss and patterns*

  281. Heh
    Lauraw is always funny.

  282. Embroidered diaper # 1.

    http://tinyurl.com/3e3e8yv

  283. “You always get a more generous pour in black bars.”

    Redneck bars are better. The Hacket in Marietta used to give me a rum and coke (hold the coke) for $1.50.

    Glass o rum on the rocks for $1.50.

  284. I hope Samuel L. Jackson plays the Magnolia tree in the movie.

    Scheduling conflict. He’s already playing the lead in The Giving Tree.

  285. My dust rag is an old cloth diaper GROSS

  286. scott, how many peeps do you have shoved in your face RIGHT NOW!?!?!

  287. My dust rag is an old cloth diaper GROSS

    You dust with Count’s poop?

    Gross.

  288. “scott, how many peeps do you have shoved in your face RIGHT NOW!?!?!”

    None.

    I will have colorful poops for days though.

  289. Scheduling conflict. He’s already playing the lead in The Giving Tree.

    You don’t know, ass-Cadbury egg.

  290. For Rosetta:

    http://tinyurl.com/43ttppn

  291. I will have colorful poops for days though.

    Good thing Herr Organhold lives close.

  292. For Rosetta:

    http://tinyurl.com/43ttppn

    Hahahahaha. I’m embroidering that one for sure.

  293. Really?

    http://tinyurl.com/3eyx7qn

  294. If you can get a copy of The Giving Tree without Shel’s pic on the book jacket do it. Creepy!

  295. Well,
    my e-mail server is finally back up. Can one of you miscreants send me the password to the meat-up page?
    kthxby

  296. Pretty dead here. It’s like everyone would rather spend Easter with their families or something.

  297. Ohai Sean. That’s a pretty Easter dress you have on. The yellow compliments your liver.

  298. Made it back to Tennessee, saw a funnel cloud in Kentucky, ran over a dead deer…

    Rosetta, lets go get some drinks!

  299. Kids are getting ready for bed and Monk marathon is on Sleuth.

    Yeah, nice and dead.

  300. Game of Thrones just keeps getting better!

  301. That’s a nice hat, rosetta, but I don’t think that is the kind of fruit you’re supposed to put on an Easter Bonnet.

  302. Rosetta, lets go get some drinks!

    Sorry I didn’t know you were here, amigo!

    What brought you to tornado land?

  303. From the sidebar at Aces
    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/207518.php
    Couldn’t happen to bigger assholes

  304. That’s a nice hat, rosetta, but I don’t think that is the kind of fruit you’re supposed to put on an Easter Bonnet.

    *puts soda cans in yellow purse*

    *hits BiW with the purse that matches my gloves and hat*

  305. It isn’t the fact that the hat is yellow, its the escapee from the 2008 St. Louis Gay Pride parade you have pinned to it.

    I mean, your sense of balance is incredible, but I think it clashes with the holiday.

  306. My in laws have a farm outside of Alton/Bethalto. Friday night was a lot fun, huh?

  307. From the sidebar at Aces
    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/207518.php
    Couldn’t happen to bigger assholes

    That warms my soul. Free speech in the form of parked cars is not something I realized I liked until reading that story.

  308. Ohai Sean. That’s a pretty Easter dress you have on. The yellow compliments your liver.

    *blushes*

    Oh, this old thing…

  309. Our Magnolia tree is nearly a solid wall of pink and white this year. Quite nice. Very perfumey, too.

    That happens because Jesus loves you.

    Happy Easter, Laura!

  310. It isn’t the fact that the hat is yellow, its the escapee from the 2008 St. Louis Gay Pride parade you have pinned to it.

    I mean, your sense of balance is incredible, but I think it clashes with the holiday.

    YELLOWIST!!!

    And I don’t have a sense of balance. Thanks to my awesome ankles I am always 9 seconds from falling down.

    Hence the helmet.

  311. My Jacaranda is all purple and smells nice too. My Plumeria is blooming, but not on bare wood, and my Hong Kong Orchid is all orchady. I forgot the best one Jasmine is going strong. I wish it was cool enough ton open my windows!

  312. Why did Michael chase CrazyBear off?

  313. Andy, that Palin woman can’t seem to catch on fast can she?

    HAHAHAHAHA

    She’s a fast learner.

  314. You need to play this at the meat-up after everyone has had a few adult beverages. . .

    HAHAHAHA!

    The great thing about the Gypsy Kings is that you can’t go wrong.

    I mean, you could play their stuff at a wedding or a funeral, and it would work.

  315. I think penicillin will clear all that up, vmax.

  316. The great thing about the Gypsy Kings is that you can’t go wrong.

    Very true.

    So, can you dance to it?? ;)

  317. I’m still here. Just really comfortable lurking.

  318. Why did Michael chase CrazyBear off?

    I get orders from the New England Cabal, and I obey. Just like Wiserbud.

    I thought I splained this already.

  319. that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard here.

  320. *blushes*

    Oh, this old thing…

    *sniff, sniff*

    MOM!!!! SEAN’S DRESS IS YELLOW BECAUSE IT’S COVERED IN URINE!!!

    This is the worst Easter ever.

  321. Hahahaha.

    Michael, if you get a visit from a gentleman named Rocco, I suggest you comply with his instructions.

  322. My in laws have a farm outside of Alton/Bethalto. Friday night was a lot fun, huh?

    You been to Fast Eddie’s?

  323. So, can you dance to it??

    Aggie, I can dance to anything after a few drinks. I’m basically a black guy trapped in the body of a white Lutheran.

  324. Which one?

  325. *shoots penicillin into my plumeria….waits*

    Wait I am sorry I am so stupid Dave!

  326. I hear Rocco moved-up to an aluminum bat.
    He likes the ‘Ping’ sound when the patella shatters.

  327. Shark Men is on!

  328. Aggie, I can dance to anything after a few drinks. I’m basically a black guy trapped in the body of a white Lutheran giant douche.

    There you go.

  329. I’m basically a black guy trapped in the body of a white Lutheran.

    Sigh…. I was hoping you were a trapped Latino.

    Vmax, how are the doggies???

  330. Wiser must be apologizing to his wife.

  331. Which movie should we watch tonight:

    (A) Beaches

    (B) The Rose

    (C) Ice Castles

    (DD) Love Story

    (E = MC-imagine a small 2 here) Fletch

  332. Aggie
    Garnet refused to tell me about her 2nd date, but I have a rejection email today, I told her not to…you know. Until the 3rd date.

    Zeke and Bear are great! So is Garnet, but she was not adopted.

  333. >> Wiser must be apologizing to his wife.

    Where does he even begin?

  334. Wiser must be apologizing to his wife.
    ———————————–
    Does this mean I should go back and actually read the weekend threads.

  335. Mare, what is your favorite non-porn movie?

  336. Awww, I wish I could take her, Vmax.

  337. E=MC2

  338. >> Wiser must be apologizing to his wife.

    Well he better not fuck it up. We have a deal.

  339. E=MC2

    Show off.

    Is anyone else going to the royal wedding? Let’s meet up before and get drunk.

  340. Here is her Flickr page Aggie
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/sets/72157625714333297/
    I might have a few pics I took this week that I have not poated. Today was all people. I do not poat people on Flickr. Except me.

  341. Is anyone else going to the royal wedding? Let’s meet up before and get drunk.
    ————————–
    I’ll be there. Just tell one of the guards you know for Count Rodmaster Von Hugenstein. They’ll let you in.

  342. I was on the guest list, but had to decline.

  343. Kate decided to uninvite me after that unfortunate ass grabbing incident.

  344. you wish X!

  345. She has such a beautiful coat color, Vmax.

    I think my favorite pic is the one of her on the ground flat on her back :D

  346. Kate decided to uninvite me after that unfortunate ass grabbing incident.

    You grabbed William’s ass?

    Weirdo.

  347. Kate decided to uninvite me after that unfortunate ass grabbing incident

    That prudish Brit….

  348. So….

    Who missed me?

  349. Who missed me?

    Those who failed to zero-in their scopes.

  350. I’m trying to think of something I care less about than the royal wedding. Nothing’s coming to mind.

  351. X,
    I missed you, but I did not correct enough for the wind at that distance.
    Maybe next time!

  352. Who missed me?

    *whispers*

    I did ;)

  353. It’s movie time. See you all tomorrow.

    *high fives Easter bunny*

    *thanks Jesus*

  354. This one Aggie?
    DSC_9732

  355. Just got some sad news. My Grandpa passed away about half an hour ago. He was 99, wasn’t in pain, and died in his own home, which he owned for fifty years. My Dad was there with him.

    He was a good man and he had a good run, all things considered.

    Rest In Peace.

  356. Is anyone else going to the royal wedding? Let’s meet up before and get drunk.

    Last time I was there, the Queen Mum and I got sloshed together.

    If I get past security, I’m golden.

  357. or this one?
    DSC_9729

  358. Sean, I’m sorry to hear it.

    My grandpa cast the longest shadow of any man I ever knew, I still miss sitting and talking with him. The Parkinsons took his mind three years before it took his body.

  359. Sean – Sorry to hear that. But you are correct, he had a good run. Best thoughts to you and your family.

  360. I am sorry for your loss Sean
    You have my condolences.

  361. Sean,
    His son was there with him, and, as you said, he had a good run.
    May GOD welcome him with open arms.
    Indeed, Rest In Peace.

  362. Awww, Aggie, you’re so sweet.

    Wanna snuggle under the poncho liner and polish of this bottle of Makers Mark I somehow just found?

  363. The second link, Vmax. It’s adorable :D

  364. Sorry about your Grandpa Sean.

  365. Rest in peace, Sean’s grandpa.

    Heaven gets richer.

  366. Sean, I’m sorry to hear that….

    What a day to go to Jesus.

  367. Sean, my condolences to you and your family. He died peacefully in his home, and that’s a blessing indeed.

  368. The Parkinsons took his mind three years before it took his body.

    That’s a shame. One of the things I was thankful for was that he was pretty much all there until the end.

  369. Wanna snuggle under the poncho liner and polish of this bottle of Makers Mark I somehow just found?

    JUST FOUND???

  370. My condolences, Sean.

  371. OK, I found it about half a bottle ago…

  372. OK, I found it about half a bottle ago…

    *checks nightstand*

    Why you….

  373. Sean, my condolences.

  374. Look, you were gonna give it to me anyway…

  375. I’d pick Easter for the day I die.

  376. LC, did you know I am a drafted Aggie?

  377. I’m OK with Michael dying this Easter too.

  378. me too

  379. I’d pick Easter for the day I die.

    I’d pick Good Friday, but that probably wouldn’t work out the same for me.

  380. Sean you have our condolences

  381. I’m OK with Michael dying this Easter too.

    Lemme splain this Easter to you.

    I just ate some Texas pecan pie, and you did not.

  382. Michael, the only reason you got pie was that neither Dave nor I showed up.

  383. >> Michael, the only reason you got pie was that neither Dave nor I showed up.

    BURN

  384. Good night All

  385. Look, you were gonna give it to me anyway…

    Eventually…maybe.

    LC, did you know I am a drafted Aggie?

    Really, now??

    *gives Dave hugs*

  386. Yup. They changed the name of my school after I gradumated.

    I am from the 1988 class of East Texas A&M State University, which got simplefied to Texas A&M – Commerce.

  387. Sorry to hear about Grampa, Sean… but have to agree that it’s a good way and day to go.

    Hugs.

    Everybody have a good day?

  388. So Dave, you’ll have to come down here so I can serve you a pitcher of beer and you can dunk your gradumacation ring in it. It’s a tradition.

  389. *driving while textin which is wtrong so I pulled over..

    ok LC! thanks

  390. Men will do anything for free beer, huh?

  391. Pretty much.

  392. duh

  393. Men will do anything for free beer a handy, huh?

    Fixted.

  394. What kind of beer?

  395. For the record, Dave gives a lousy handjob.

    Wiser told me.

  396. >> Wiser told me.

    I just wanted to get it over with

  397. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Cathy’s right :D

    What kind of beer?

    It’s free. Does it really matter??

  398. Well, between a free handy, and free beer, I at least wanna know what kind of beer.

    And who’s giving the handy.

  399. *looks in fridge*

    All I have is Newcastle Brown Ale. And Mexican Corona. And a four pack of Guinness.

    I gave up a lot for Lent.

  400. Let Freedon Ring.

    no, wait, I messed that up.

  401. So far, beer is leading…

  402. And who’s giving the handy.

    Here ya go!

  403. See, ^^that’s^^ why you always ask who it is giving the handy…

  404. Quite the cut up.

  405. **rolls eyes like a pair of dice**

    You should be pun-ished for taht.

  406. Slice of life.

  407. A bris of this… a bris of that.

  408. Cathy and her edgy humor….

  409. Good night, my strange friends.

  410. G’night. Don’t let the bed bugs bite… or whatever.

    I’m outta here too.

    *turns lights off*

  411. Thanks to everyone who said something nice.

    Now, he belongs to the ages. (He was from Illinois, too.)

  412. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Cathy FTW!!! :D

  413. *gives Sean a hug*

    I hope you are doing ok?

  414. Thanks for the hug, Aggs. I’m doing okay. We’ve been getting ready for this for a while, now.

  415. happy b day PJ.

    nite goobs

  416. How many pounds of bloody elk — rare as rare can be.

    Love you all.. Hope you had a great Easter.

    I’m eating meat.

    Lots of meat.

    Ungodly amounts….;…..

  417. Soooo good….

  418. I have twenty pounds of elk racks — methinks I need an invite to Dallas.

    Ya think?

  419. Nevermind,

    South Texas has it handled.

  420. Whatever…

    Eat your boiled eggs…

    I’ll eat deer meat ans blood…

    Kinda yummy….

  421. The pan is sizzling — no worries.

    Pounds of amazing meat.

    Pounds.

    Perfect.

  422. I talk to Sean about once a week or so.

    Sean, you suck.

  423. Eeh he.

    Whatever.

  424. Say, mesa, how about you eat about a bag of dicks between now and next week, m’kay?

    Be sure to gargle when you’re finished.


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