Big Boob Friday™

Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday. Sorry about that…a little under the weather today.

MCPO, what are you doing RIGHT NOW?

And now, your musical interlude.

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Vodpod videos no longer available.

Despite being deathly ill today, the Research Department has a new hot chick for you to cuddle with.

She was born on April 26th, 1987 in Doncaster England and she is known as “The Strutter” for some reason.

She is a shorty at 5’3″ and only weighs 101 lbs which is what I weighed on my 2nd birthday.  She scored 32E-25-35 on the Mesna exam.

You might know her from such men’s magazines as Maxim, Nuts and Loaded.  At Christmas in 2007 she visited the British soldiers in Basra, Iraq to “entertain” them.  Well done.

Please stop pointing and laughing at that hideous goblin Joanna Kloppenmare for a second and welcome my new BFF and your model for today, Friday, April 8th, 2011, Lindsey Anne Strutt!!  YAY!!!

Here is today’s history lesson.  On this day…

* in 1460, Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León y Figuero was born.  It’s pretty funny that he was looking for the fountain of youth and found Florida.  Good one.

* in 1789, the House of Representatives convened their first meeting.

* in 1861, elevator builder Elisha G. Otis died at the age of 50 because he forgot to jump up right before the end.

* in 1947, Tom Delay was born.

* in 1947, Henry Ford died at the age of 83.

* in 1954, one of the dukes of Hazzard county John Schneider was born in Mount Kisco, New York.

* in 1962, G ‘n’ R’s other guitarist Izzy Stradlin was born in Lafayette, Indiana.  Indiana is the worst state ever.  Anyone that lives there is a giant tub of douche.

* in 1968, actress Patricia Arquette was born in New York City.

* in 1973, Pablo Picasso died in France at the age of 91.  LINK NSFW ZOMG!!  NIPPLE ALERT!! NIPPLE ALERT!!

* in 1981, 5-star General Omar Bradley died in New York at the age of 88.

I have some fun surprise plans for Mrs Rosetta tomorrow so I better get over this FUCKING cold.  The best way to do that is to probably try and kill it with fire.  And by “fire” I mean “booze”.

Whatever you do this weekend, good for you.

Cheers!

Nipsey Russell

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The BBF Research Department approves of this look.

270 Comments

  1. http://tinyurl.com/3mo6tth

  2. I find myself strangely entertained.

    Good job, Man-lesbo.

  3. I have an autographed copy of Bradley’s book, A Soldier’s Story.

  4. bravo. BBF research department has out done itself

  5. I have an autographed copy of Bradley’s book, A Soldier’s Story.

    When did you get Karl Malden to sign that for you? (j/k…that’s a keeper, for sure.)

  6. Impeccable timing. I just cracked a beer.

  7. He signed it for my dad, BiW. And yeah, it’s a keeper. Good book, too.

  8. >> I just cracked a beer.

    You put crack in your beer?

    That’s CRAZY!

  9. Fucking literal H2. I OPENED a beer, and I’m proceeding to become better looking.

  10. She looks thick around the middle.

    /Wisercritic

  11. Everyone knows you’re supposed to spike your beer with meth.

  12. He signed it for my dad, BiW. And yeah, it’s a keeper. Good book, too.

    For the memories alone, I’m sure. The only author my Dad and I were in agreement on was Jean Shepard, and although I have the old man’s copy of Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories and other stories now, sadly, Mr. Shepard never signed Dad’s copy.

  13. What kind of beer did you put crack in, MJ?

  14. On behalf of a grateful nation, I give this poat a 21 gun salute!

  15. Corona. I have some Stella too, but I’m felt like a lawnmower beer. Its 86 and I’ve been running errands with the top down. I is hot.

  16. >> Its 86 and I’ve been running errands with the top down.

    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

  17. Corona. I have some Stella too, but I’m felt like a lawnmower beer. Its 86 and I’ve been running errands with the top down. I is hot.

    Good call with Corona. That’s a great hot weather beer.

    *blows nose on blog*

  18. No joke, if I ever get sick, I spend a few days in an alcohol induced stupor. I’m not sure if it helps or I just notice being sick. Either way, Win the Future.

  19. just opened a Keystone Lite.

    Don’t you judge me!

  20. I have an autographed copy of Bradley’s book, A Soldier’s Story.
    When did you get Karl Malden to sign that for you?

    I was going to ask who autographed it, but yours works better. Then MJ comes in with the literal comment, and everything seemed funnier.

    This place racks, errr, rocks! Nice model!

  21. /Wisercritic

    I cannot find a single thing wrong with today’s BBF.

    And trust me, I’ve tried.

  22. No joke, if I ever get sick, I spend a few days in an alcohol induced stupor. I’m not sure if it helps or I just notice being sick. Either way, Win the Future.

    Hahahahahaha. We might be sisters. I’m going to give in and have a cocktail soon.

    FUCK YOU ICE!! COLD!!

  23. just opened a Keystone Lite.

    Don’t you judge me!

    You’re retarded, unemployed AND gay?

  24. You’re retarded, unemployed AND gay?

    – – – – –

    HEY!!! I’m not unemployed.

    *gives Rosetta a swirly*

  25. Lovely choice for today’s BBF model, Rosie. She’s younger than my oldest – thanks for making me feel my age…..

    I’m sure Mr. TiFW will give this young ‘un a proper salute when he gets home IYKWIMAITTYD.

    Get to feeling better soon!

  26. My boss makes somewhere north of 160k per year. I’ve never really asked but I’ve got a general idea. He drinks Keystone Light. I have no idea what his malfunction is.

    Oh…..and nice looking chick today Rosetta. Especially for a Brit. Did you check her teeth?

  27. HEY!!! I’m not unemployed.

    *gives Rosetta a swirly*

    You sumbitch.

    Get to feeling better soon!

    Thanks. This is just a nuisance cold.

    Either that or it’s full blown AIDS and head cancer.

  28. Oh…..and nice looking chick today Rosetta. Especially for a Brit. Did you check her teeth?

    She has teeth?

  29. They were supposed to be in the “option package”.

  30. I hate this fucking bitch.

    “Rep. Louise Slaughter, a New York Democrat, compared Republican efforts to revoke taxpayer funding for the Planned Parenthood abortion business to actions taken by the Nazi regime in Germany during World War II.”

    ”In ’94 people were elected simply to come here to kill the National Endowment for the Arts. Now they’re here to kill women.”

    http://tinyurl.com/6e5anw8

    This is full-on Orwell. She equates cutting funding for Planned Parenthood as the GOP wanting to kill women when Planned Parenthood actually kills baby women.

    What a fucking scumbag.

  31. I hear ya Rosetta. Check out what this chick I grew up with posted on her facechimp just a minute ago.
    “The state took away my right to my uterus, looks like the federal government wants to take away my affordable lady parts healthcare options, next I bet they will try and revoke my vote … I mean what else is there?”

  32. “The state took away my right to my uterus, looks like the federal government wants to take away my affordable lady parts healthcare options, next I bet they will try and revoke my vote … I mean what else is there?”

    Please tell me you’re kidding…

  33. PEOPLE OF EARTH! I just got a room at the D-Tree.

  34. With half of the country involved in the kind of demagoguery…shit, I don’t even know what to say.

    Rs hate women. Palin, Bachman, not to mention Hillary during the primary. They have huge balls to play that card.

  35. Niiiiice brainwashing job.

    *Golf clap*

  36. Jeeper Creepers; her elbows sure are sharp. I bet she can open any hard plastic packaging with ease.

  37. >> PEOPLE OF EARTH! I just got a room at the D-Tree.

    SHOTGUN!!!

  38. I wish I were kidding.

  39. These people are so stupid it’s painful. You should tell her that it wasn’t the government that made her mom smoke formaldehyde-soaked rags while she was pregnant.
    And that she can still have an abortion anytime she likes, just as long as she pays for it.

  40. next I bet they will try and revoke my vote …

    Considering her obvious stupidity, I have no problem with that idea.

  41. >> PEOPLE OF EARTH! I just got a room at the D-Tree.

    SHOTGUN!!!

    *gets camera ready to capture beer foam shooting out noses*

  42. Since we’re driving to STL, I’m totally gonna build a funnel to bring.

  43. Rosetta, I was going to make you home made chicken soup, tuck your blanket around you and put on Ultimate Fighting Marathon but since you refuse to give me a new Delta Tau name, you sir, can swallow your own phlegm!

  44. Would anyone like the rights to my uterus?

  45. Didn’t think so.

  46. PEOPLE OF EARTH! I just got a room at the D-Tree.

    Sweet!!

    Cyn, did you rent out their parking lot?

  47. You should sling your uterus rights on ebay

  48. Would anyone like the rights to my uterus?

    I thought that was public land.

    *runs far, far away*

  49. Hmmm. What wine to pair with Mare’s uterus? I’m thinking a nice Chardonnay.

  50. Douche, I can follow you easily, I just follow the kleenex and urine.

  51. Rosetta, I was going to make you home made chicken soup, tuck your blanket around you and put on Ultimate Fighting Marathon but since you refuse to give me a new Delta Tau name, you sir, can swallow your own phlegm!

    Your new Delta Tau name is HotChick McBeautyqueen.

  52. Would anyone like the rights to my uterus?

    Wow, this place is really big…. ig….ig…ig…ig….ig….

    Does it always echo like this…is…is…is…is.?

  53. “I’m thinking a nice Chardonnay.”

    *Ed McMahon voice….You are correct, Sir!

  54. 81 degrees here.

    /weather blog

  55. This would be a good tea party sign:

    KEEP YOUR UTERUS OUT OF MY GOVERNMENT!!

  56. So I was just joyously snacking — until I read the bottom of the package:

    FRIED OUT PORK FAT WITH ATTACHED SKIN

  57. “Your new Delta Tau name is HotChick McBeautyqueen.”

    Well, alright then.

  58. >> Since we’re driving to STL, I’m totally gonna build a funnel to bring.

    Yes. YESSSSS!!!!

    Rosetta, no more of this pussy individually-wrapped beer. We’re gonna need a keg or three.

  59. Cuffy are you bringing your fantastic other half to the meat-up? Are we going to make fun of and laugh at weird people? DUH! We are going to be with Rosetta…

  60. Since we’re driving to STL, I’m totally gonna build a funnel to bring.

    Uh oh. The St. Louis meat-up is going to be known for projectile vomiting.

  61. Are women REALLY worried about the rights of their uterus……IDIOTS.

    Like Laura said, you can get an abortion (booooooooo), I just don’t have to pay for it.

  62. Cyn, did you rent out their parking lot?

    No, I didn’t so you’re going to need to get there around 10ish Friday morning and rope off a party area for us, but you have to STAY THERE to keep watch. *click click* Good boy.

  63. Hey, what’s that writing on the wall there…ere…ere…ere?

    *reads mare’s uterus wall…

    “Thanks for a great time. Call us if you ever need tickets to a game. Signed, the 1981 Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers.”

    Cool!

  64. DUH! We are going to be with Rosetta…

    *shoots snot rocket at sohito*

  65. Cuffy are you bringing your fantastic other half to the meat-up?

    Yes indeedy!

  66. There better be a BANGLAR PARTY VAN.

  67. The government can safely shut down until April 29 before I’m forced to take vacation.

    So I’ve got that going for me.

  68. *shoots snot rocket at sohito*

    You missed me

    http://tinyurl.com/3ob9sym

  69. Cuffy strikes me as the kind of rat bastard that brings the funnel to a party and encourages everyone else to do beer bongs while he does none.

    And then he laughs when people barf on each other and fall down and get run over by high speed rail.

  70. Signed, the 1981 Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers

    HaHaHa

    *crosses legs nonchalantly*

  71. >> Yes indeedy!

    Cool!

    *Begins writing “Rocky Top” parody*

  72. FRIED OUT PORK FAT WITH ATTACHED SKIN

    Chicharrones! Yum. I love pork rinds. And they’re Atkins friendly!

    Would anyone like the rights to my uterus?

    I’m sure several people here would like to temporarily annex the right-of-way.

  73. There better be a BANGLAR PARTY VAN.

    Oh hells yeah.

    I think Rosetta’s bringing his van this time.

    http://www.DoIReallyNeedtoLinkit?.com/d‘uh.jpg

  74. Yes indeedy!

    Yay! I’m bring Count. Can’t wait!

  75. Wiser, I have something for you:

    http://tinyurl.com/3k5cyqv

  76. Hey there all!

    Good news from the Revvy/West household – Mom found a new job, so things are looking up financially. With Dad working again too, we’re actually coming out of this a little better off financially than we were before.

    How’s it going for the rest of you all?

  77. I’m bring Count.

    RACIST!

  78. Cuffy are you bringing your fantastic other half to the meat-up?

    Yes indeedy!

    Hey, can I touch your wife?

  79. Rosetta, I promise to do the 1st funnel.

    By “do” I mean “rub my junk on.”

  80. You missed me

    http://tinyurl.com/3ob9sym

    *shoots 2nd snot rocket at sohito*

    http://tinyurl.com/3njukmd

    SCORE!!

  81. “And then he laughs when people barf on each other and fall down and get run over by high speed rail.”

    This meatup is starting to sound like a winner. We’ve graduated from shooting the duck to puking on each other and getting ganked by high speed rail in less than a month. That fucking rocks

  82. Good news from the Revvy/West household – Mom found a new job, so things are looking up financially. With Dad working again too, we’re actually coming out of this a little better off financially than we were before.

    suh-WHEEET!

    How’s it going for the rest of you all?

    Well, I just completed my first full week on my new job, so it’s martooni time!!!

    brb.

  83. And that’s just Friday afternoon’s festivities, Count.

  84. Wiser, I have something for you:

    Cool! You had lockers installed!

    Those are gonna be extremely useful.

  85. *shoots 2nd snot rocket at sohito*

    http://tinyurl.com/3njukmd

    SCORE!!

    Poor Rosetta THAT was Layra….NOW you’re in REAL trouble

  86. Great news, Revvy!

  87. Hey, can I touch your wife?

    On our way to our first meat up, I joked with her about throwing our keys in a hat. Now it’s time to spring the freak trap.

  88. By “do” I mean “rub my junk on.”

    Hahahahaha.

    Well I guess that will get wiserbud to do a beer bong.

  89. Hey, can I touch your wife?

    TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!!!! Had to do it.

  90. I’m sure several people here would like to temporarily annex the right-of-way.

    Well, I do need a place to keep the Olds now that wiserdaughter got her license and wants a car……

  91. Well I guess that will get wiserbud to do a beer bong.

    I…uhh… quit drinking last November.

  92. TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!!!! Had to do it.

    Oh yeah… need to buy a new hat for the party…….

  93. Thanks guys =)

    Now I just need to manage not to fuck up graduation and get the number of the Marine I met last week and life will be awesome.

  94. On our way to our first meat up, I joked with her about throwing our keys in a hat. Now it’s time to spring the freak trap.

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    *begins making fake hotel room keys…

  95. get the number of the Marine

    ????

    What happened to the other young stud?

  96. Home inspection on the farm went well. The house and barn are in surprisingly good shape. Also, the barn comes with an optional barncat.

  97. “Well I guess that will get wiserbud to do a beer bong.”

    hahahahaha…You’ll never get it out of his mouth.

  98. Also, the barn comes with an optional shitcat.

    fixt.

  99. She’s cycling through the branches!

    Remember, Revvy, enlisted is the way to go in any branch but AF.

  100. Good news to get, Leon! So you going to go thru with the purchase?

  101. Because I am a numbers nerd, I spent a few hours doing some Internet research. In the last 4 years that Congress was in the hands of Democrats (2006-2010), here’s an idea of just how much the “Party of the People” cares about Blacks, Hispanics, and women:

    Planned Parenthood – Abortions provided in 2006: 289,750
    Planned Parenthood – Abortions provided in 2007: 305,310
    Planned Parenthood – Abortions provided in 2008: 324,008
    Planned Parenthood – Abortions provided in 2009: 332,278
    —————————————————————————————
    Total Abortions provided by PP 2006-2009: 1,251,346
    No. of Blacks aborted (2007 CDC 38.1% rate): 476,763
    No. of Hispanics aborted (2007 CDC 21.2% rate): 265,285
    No. of females aborted (assuming a 50/50 split): 625,673
    —————————————————————————————

    Total PP Abortions during Obama’s 1st 2 yrs. in office: 656,286

    No. of Blacks aborted (2007 CDC 38.1% rate): 250,045
    No. of Hispanics aborted (2007 CDC 21.2% rate): 139,133
    No. of females aborted (assuming a 50/50 split): 328,143

    These are just the numbers from Planned Parenthood – the numbers from the CDC are quite a bit higher (I assume the PP numbers are rolled into the CDC’s numbers, but I’m not sure). The PP numbers are roughly equivalent to 37% of the CDC’s numbers – in 2007, 827,609 abortions were REPORTED to the CDC; many states/cities (mostly Democratically-controlled) are not required to report all of the abortions that are performed.

    Here’s a link to the CDC site if you want to look at their numbers – it’s the latest published report, which uses numbers from 2007:
    http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/ss6001a1.htm?s_cid=ss6001a1_w

  102. There’s a barn that DOESN’T come with a cat?

  103. hahahahaha…You’ll never get it out of his mouth.

    Why does this thing smell like Dave’s iPhone?

  104. Good news from the Revvy/West household – Mom found a new job, so things are looking up financially. With Dad working again too, we’re actually coming out of this a little better off financially than we were before.

    That’s GREAT news, Revvy.

    Well, I just completed my first full week on my new job, so it’s martooni time!!!

    How was week one, Richard?

  105. http://tinyurl.com/42vqys6

  106. It’s a 14yo neutered Tom that was born in the barn. I’ll probably just let it stay. We’d have needed one anyhow for mouse control.

  107. and by “do” a beer bong we mean “wear a beer”

  108. surely that link i just posted is bullshit

  109. Y’know, I really should build 2 or 3 funnels. For the races.

  110. So you going to go thru with the purchase?

    Assuming nothing goes wrong, yes. There’s an IRS tax lien on the property that has to be released for the seller to complete the title transfer. If the gubmint shuts down, that might be delayed.

  111. Wiser – we broke up. Not in the ‘OMG I HATE YOU AND NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN’ kind of way, but it’s over.

    Sad, but c’est la vie.

    And I am not Leon! …. if that were the case then the Marine would be a repeat.

  112. Hey Rosetta- check your e-mail for a sweet BBF link.

  113. Hahahahaha. I had forgotten about stupid shitcat.

    http://tinyurl.com/3krwf9o

  114. Leon, Jay–are you coming to the STL MU?

  115. And I am not Leon! …. if that were the case then the Marine would be a repeat.

    Uh huh. I give you 3 months before you’re posting on Civil Air Patrol message boards.

  116. I’d love to come, but we close on June 13. I’m not sure if I can safely get away for a weekend in May. Too much work to do on my own house so it can hit the market soon.

  117. *pouts* I will not…

  118. I’ll keep stuff crossed for you Leon.

  119. Poor shitcat….my home made chicken soup wasn’t as fresh as I thought.

  120. What is Mare saying?

    http://tinyurl.com/aa2wp3

  121. I might be able to, if someone *cough 88rosetta88 *cough would email me the info, so I can check the schedule against mine.

  122. I might be able to, if someone *cough 88rosetta88 *cough would email me the info, so I can check the schedule against mine.

    Hahahahahahaha. Sorry jackleg. I only check that email once a week or so.

    Invite on its way in 5…4…3…

  123. I just got a response form Rosetta from this email:

    Hey, I’ve got free tickets to see Herbie Hancock, you in? It’ll be totally rad.

  124. I only check that email once a week full moon or so.

    fixted

  125. Kirsten Powers wasn’t expecting to be on TV today. That or the “I haven’t touched up my roots in 2 months” look is back in and I hadn’t heard. Either is possible.

    She should go brunette. I might take her more seriously. Or at least want to nail her slightly more.

  126. Sohos, the brilliance of putting Morse Code with his movement always cracks me up.

  127. What is Mare saying?

    http://tinyurl.com/aa2wp3

    “Thank you for voting for me, Wisconsin! I am humbled to accept your choice of me to serve on the Supreme Court.”

  128. It’s Friday!!

    Hold my beer http://i.imgur.com/p7HaN.gif

  129. It’s Friday!!

    Hold my beer http://i.imgur.com/p7HaN.gif

    That looks a shocking amount like you. Especially the ‘fro.

  130. I’ve been 3 weeks on this strict phase South Beach bullshit.

    *cracks 1st beer since forfuckingever*

  131. *thud*

  132. Oh yeah. Cuffy’s all over the beer bongs.

    *runs after eyeballs rolling down the street*

  133. Cuffy, you wuss, I haven’t had a real beer this year.

    It’s been a rough year so far, btw.

  134. Rosetta, what color unicorn are you ritually slaughtering at midnight tonight for the shutdown?

  135. Me too Mare and I always think of you when I see it. I am home!!!!! BEER TIME!!!!!

  136. whoa, leon! I thought I was a stud for tagging an extra week on.

  137. Rosetta, what color unicorn are you ritually slaughtering at midnight tonight for the shutdown?

    Planned Parenthood colored.

  138. I just had a blonde moment that I am going to share with you. I just saw on the mouthwash bottle that it says: “33 uses” and I really thought… What the hell else can you use Mouthwash for? *hangs head in shame*

  139. What kind of beer are you drinking, Cuffy?

  140. I’ve only been alcohol free since Lent started. Not that I was drinking a lot, but I’m really starting to miss it.

  141. Ha! That’s awesome Sohos!

    I have never done anything like that before./

  142. Sweetwater 420.

    http://is.gd/cFgMoN

  143. I just had a blonde moment that I am going to share with you. I just saw on the mouthwash bottle that it says: “33 uses” and I really thought… What the hell else can you use Mouthwash for? *hangs head in shame*

    Hahahaahahahahaha.

    You’re so cute.

    http://tinyurl.com/ybdts7y

  144. Sweetwater 420.

    http://is.gd/cFgMoN

    I’ve never had that. Does it taste like trout?

  145. Jay–is the email address you use here a good one for you? I’m updating my contacts.

  146. I could think of 33 uses.

    1) washing mouth
    2) hurting genitalia

  147. I see a joke thread in there somewhere

  148. I’m 87% certain that Trump is doing all this for attention and that he has no attention of actually running for President.

    However, if he does, he should shave that fucking will-o’-the-wisp hair off his head.

    People would take him more seriously as a bald man that they will with that ridiculous crap he has on his head now.

  149. 3) de-greasing engines
    4) stripping floor adhesive

  150. Does it taste like trout?

    Extra crisp, hoppy trout!

  151. 5) intoxicating a Russian
    6) killing a bug
    7) marinade for lamb

  152. 8) pickling trout

  153. I think I’m already drunk.

  154. Cuffy, what the hell do YOU need South Beach for? Trying to disappear if you turn sideways?

  155. Yeah that is kind of weird Cuffy

  156. oh, roamy, I’m plump like Egyptian goat!

  157. Rosie O Dosie! We’re supposed to set a new high temp record here Saturday of 91.

    There?

  158. Rosetta, Sweetwater makes a beer called Motorboat. Excellent.

  159. 8) preserving a razor blade
    9) sanitizing a smooth, non-porous surface.

  160. http://tinyurl.com/6dxdd5g

  161. 10) destroying the server that makes parenthesis-8 into a smiley

  162. come to think of it, 3 weeks may very well be my personal record without a drinkie.

    *gets shitfaced*

  163. And if it gets that hot in Saint Louie, please go by and hose down beasn so she doesn’t overheat.

  164. *gets shitfaced*

    HAHAHA

  165. roamy, are you & Mr. RFH shutdown-proof?

  166. BTW, in looking further at the CDC numbers, the percentages that I’m using are probably not correct; the table which breaks down abortions into white/black/other only contains 58% of the total # of elective abortions performed in 2007. The unreported 42% were in states that either DO NOT report by race or didn’t meet standards to report by race.

    Is there something that most of these states have in common? Let’s see:

    Alaska, Arizona, California, Connecticut, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Utah, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming

    Somehow, I’m guessing that the percentages for minorities are MUCH higher than reported…..

  167. I’ll be dragging Mrs. Peel to this tomorrow morning. Sunburns and sore feet are on tap.

  168. Motorboat?

    http://tinyurl.com/5hktfp

  169. My little brother will be there Will. He is restoring an old Cadillac

  170. What ARE the usual temps in STL in mid to late May? And should I bring my rubbers?

  171. Rosie O Dosie! We’re supposed to set a new high temp record here Saturday of 91.

    There?

    Yes….I heard “90s” on the news today and I barfed.

    We had a blizzard 2 weeks ago for gosh sakes!!

  172. Sorry – I’ll go back into my hovel now.
    Just wanted to give youse guys some ammunition if’n you need it when making comments at other sites.

    Just keep reminding people that Democrats.Don’t.Like.MinoritiesorWomen.
    If you want more statistics, lemme know – I’m chock full of ’em……

  173. And should I bring my rubbers?

    *ears perk up*

  174. Roamy, I like that Sweetwater label.

  175. What ARE the usual temps in STL in mid to late May? And should I bring my rubbers?

    It will be between 30 and 95 so plan accordingly. The good news is our weather is already ribbed for your pleasure.

  176. Hi Will! That looks like a good time. Maybe bring a light colored umbrella for mom-to-be; the heat used to really get to me when I was knocked up with child.

  177. ” for gosh sakes!!”

    Hey, everyone, Opie is here!

  178. wow. step away from the laptop and all hell breaks lose.

    Wiser – we broke up. Not in the ‘OMG I HATE YOU AND NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN’ kind of way, but it’s over.

    awwwww.. hugs, darlin’

    How was week one, Richard?

    Excellent. I really think this is gonna work out extremely well.

  179. Cyn, it’s not the StL temps that kill ya… it’s the humidity.

  180. Sounds like Cyn is planning on seeing some action at the STL meet-up…..

    Will, you be sure and keep Mrs. Peel cooled off and hydrated!

  181. The good news is our weather is already ribbed for your pleasure.

    Ooooo…veddy niiiiice.

  182. *waves at Will*

    Take care of your babies, Will.

  183. Rosetta, how many times are we gonna watch the original Tron at your house? You promised a Tronathon after you shotgunned that parking lot beer, ‘member?

  184. I was worried about humidity in CT, Cath, but I didn’t think it was too horrible. Will STL be comparable?

  185. Will STL be comparable?</i?

    In May, No worries.

    June??? That's a whole different question.

  186. You better have the song “Telephone line” and play it over and over

  187. Cuffy, no. I sorta worked overtime Wednesday and today clearing out work orders before the shutdown. School closed early Monday for the tornado, so I really broke even.

    They want me to come in Monday AM for “shutdown activities”. I don’t know what that is, and I don’t think I want any part of it. In the meantime, the discussion question on the internal website was “how can we improve our diversity?” I can’t say I give a flying rat’s ass about diversity right now (raaaaacist).

    Mr. RFH does not think he will be affected, but if it goes on for a while, I wouldn’t count on it.

  188. Cyn, I think it’s a good one, for some reason I can’t tell which one it’s using. my nick with no spaces at gmail is a good one, though.

  189. Thanks, WiserWeatherMan!

  190. Cyn, it’s not the StL temps that kill ya… it’s the murderers.

  191. Hey, everyone, Opie is here!

    http://tinyurl.com/3k6bs3r

  192. You’re using like of a cutsie one now Jay; might even be a bogus one. I update you now in the OFFICIAL H2 MASTER RECORD OF EMAILS LIST™. Thx

  193. Wife is gonna check her schedule, as am I. Should know early next week, but I’m pretty sure I can go. We’ll see with the wife, she’s got work stuff coming up.

    Too bad there isn’t a baseball game that weekend. *puts Cardinal hat away

  194. Oof, roamy. I’m prolly like Mr. RFH – our contracts are funded for a couple more weeks, then nada.

    Mrs. Cuffy got Obama’d 2 weeks ago.

  195. Cyn, humidity in StL in latest May could be anywhere between 55-99%

  196. Rosetta, Sweetwater makes a beer called Motorboat. Excellent.

    Excuse me for a second.

    http://tinyurl.com/26dtp48

  197. I figure I’ll bring along a small folding chair and set her up under a tree with her Nook if she gets really bored.

    Half my reason for going is just to begin figuring out the who and where of the classic car culture here. Long term, I think I’d like to build up a ’33 Ford (Mrs. Peel is more partial to C3 ‘Vettes, which I certainly wouldn’t object to), but I need to know who to call or go see when I’m in over my head.

  198. Yay, it’s FRIDAY!

    http://tinyurl.com/3wncn9s

    Babalooooo!

  199. sorry about that Cuff

  200. “Too bad there isn’t a baseball game that weekend”

    You will be too drunk to follow baseball anyway.

  201. Heh, Scott. Murderers and the drunkofftheirasses pedestrians trying to get to their hotel rooms after funneling beers are kinda scary too.

  202. Will have yall gone to the Target (near 146) parking lot on Saturday nights? So cool. All the cool cars are there and people just walk up and down the rows talking and checking the cars out.

  203. You will be too drunk to follow baseball anyway.

    There is no such condition.

  204. Excellent. I really think this is gonna work out extremely well.

    I’m fired up about that for you my friend. Nicely done!

    Are you going to do the home office thing or is the company going to pay for you to have an office office?

  205. Sohos did you see Source Code yet?

  206. So are we going to a local bar or hanging at a hotel, Rosie’s house?

  207. **makes note to self to bring a big cooler of Sweetwater to StL meetup.

    **eyes shuttle schedule one more time.

  208. I haven’t yet my friend. Have you?

  209. Also, if you don’t like St. Louis weather, wait a minute, it will change. It’s kinda like Iowa that way.

  210. Nope, me neither, Sohos. I might see it one afternoon next week.

  211. humidity in StL in latest May could be anywhere between 55-99%

    Oh. Goodie. Will you be there CB?

    *scribbles note to self to pack rubbers, 1972 official NBA sweatbands, and a fan on a necklace*

  212. I don’t know yet, Cyn. Maybe for Saturday afternoon???? Got some family health issues we’re dealing with.

  213. Cyn, if it’s a ___stick at gmail address, that’s the one I usually check. Yahoo is a junk one used for filler.

  214. That doesn’t sound good. I hope all is well soon, Clintbird. I’ll try to remember to pack my coconut bra as it needs a good polishing ;-)

  215. I have not. I’ve barely explored anything east of 3. There’s supposedly a similar group who meet on Friday/Saturday at the Home Depot in Pearland, but I haven’t been up that way to check.

  216. Rosetta, how many times are we gonna watch the original Tron at your house? You promised a Tronathon after you shotgunned that parking lot beer, ‘member?

    Here’s the line up:

    The original Tron

    Tron: Lagacy

    Edward PenisTron

    Tran

  217. Time to make the pizza. Have a good one!

  218. CB i hope everything is ok. Prayers for you and your family. Cyn, I went to St. Louis for 3 weeks during July in 97 and I thought I was going to get a break from the Houston heat. No dice. It was the SAME heat/humidity. It was HOT!

  219. Jay–it is the ___stick one that I saw in the dashboard; so use the stick one or the JIA one? And stop trying to confuzzle me dammit man!

  220. Tran

    ooooh I love when Wiserbud does that!!!!!

  221. Tran is the best. The “chick” shows her cod at the end.

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    SPOILER ALERT

  222. Thanks, beautiful Hostage ladies. Health issue is with my FIL, but he seems to be getting through it. Mrs Clintbird’s in Murfreesboro with him and her mother now.

  223. Yay, it’s FRIDAY!

    http://tinyurl.com/3wncn9s

    Babalooooo!

    I love jello.

  224. Will one of these days we are going to have to meet. There are several good restaurants down on this end and we could have dinner or lunch (weekend) sometime.

  225. use the stick one, cyn. it’ll get checked more often!

  226. ooooh I love when Wiserbud does that!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA

  227. Hey Cyn, have I showed you my new dog tag?

  228. we will let Mrs Peel decide where to go according to her cravings ;)

  229. Looks like May might not be too bad as far as last year went in STL:

    http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/KSTL/2010/5/20/MonthlyHistory.html

  230. Did the new Tron ever come out?

  231. Okie dokie Jay. TY.

    —————————

    Hi Puppyster: no, you have not.

  232. Come a little closer, the print is small.

    http://tinyurl.com/3btvj9s

  233. Yeah, we’ll have to set something up. For now, it’s off to the in-laws for dinner. Don’t anyone have fun while we’re gone.

  234. HAHA! That’s awesome, Pup! I actually leaned toward the monitor.

  235. Come a little closer, the print is small.

    http://tinyurl.com/3btvj9s

    Creepy!

    Pupster.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lhdx57

  236. New Tron out this week on DVD/ Blu-ray

  237. I’m bored.

    *gets bottle rockets*

    Rosetta, c’mere.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HTm7fGa0JU

  238. When did the first lady get a convertible?

  239. Hah! Awesome.

    Cuffy, here, try this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kmIgtntD0&feature=related

  240. Sorry Cyn. I stepped away. Did you get your answers?

    St. Louis can get very humid and uncomfy. Hopefully in late May it won’t be too bad yet. But I thought it was easier to live in San Antonio than in St. Louis heat and humidity.

  241. New Tron out this week on DVD/ Blu-ray

    osso buco, what color bear suit are you wearing RIGHT NOW?!?!

  242. OMG Laura! That was painful to watch. Damn kids today.

  243. Cuffy, here, try this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kmIgtntD0&feature=related

    I like when the weak selflessly thin the herd themselves.

  244. Hi Lauraw.

    Uhm…we need to talk.

    A video has come to my attention, and, well, maybe you should sit down.

    Listen. It’s not the end of the world. There is help available.

    OK. There is no easy way to say this.

    I think your elk has a gamboling problem.

    http://tinyurl.com/3olot9k

  245. Scott yelled at me upstairs, “That’s why there’s more boys born than girls.”

    Imagine life in caveman times.

    “Og! Hold my arms while Dag bashes my head in with this rock! HA HA HA HAAA!”

  246. Thanks, Cathy, I did. I even put a linky to last year’s weather somewhere up yonder.

  247. Can we just shut this fucker down already?

    Nooooooooo, wiser!!!!!!! I mean the government, not the blog.

    *whew, that was close*

  248. No bear suit. 3 glasses of wine into my Friday night.

  249. Huckabee is a DICK!

    http://tinyurl.com/3oj8r6b

  250. We never talk osoloco.

    Where you from?

  251. Hah! Trip postponed at the 11th hour for at least two weeks.

    I am SOOOOO glad I did not pack last night. YAY ME!

  252. Huck was getting assraped on Twitter over that earlier.

  253. “Huck was getting assraped on Twitter over that earlier”

    Good, except he probably liked it.

  254. Thank you for asking about my eye earlier Laura. I just saw the ophthalmologist yesterday and he is please that the black plague ebola shingles is clearing up nicely. No loss of vision (keeping fingers crossed) but it does occasionally feel like a bottle rocket wants to shoot out.

  255. We’ve tried everything, Cuffy. But gamboling has taken over his life. He’s a hardcore gamboler.

    We did an intervention, and he showed up late, covered in mud. Where had he been? Gamboling again.

    *tries to hold back tears, but face crumbles*

  256. Yay! Dave won’t end up in some far away foreign prison for another few weeks!

  257. “That’s why there’s more boys born than girls.”

    The nutshot mensa member from that video won’t have to worry about contributing to any being born. Lifetime birth control ! Mebbe he’s onto something there.

  258. Pupster needs to learn how to share

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgxPfbXr6ms

  259. Yay Dave!

    Poolside time.

  260. hello peeps. how’s tricks?

  261. If I had eyes that could shoot bottle rockets I’d be king of the world!

  262. Great news, Cyn! You’ll be in fine fettle very soon, I’m sure.

  263. Cyn has shingles in her eyes????

    Poor baby!!

  264. I live in NM. I’m a Navy brat so I’m not really from anywhere.

  265. *adds Cyn to the ‘People Who Will Assist In Disposing Of Rosetta’s Body’ list*

  266. Very good, Brewster!

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