cuz I really dig this song- pjmomma
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[UPDATE: Rosetta]
In the spirit of the philosophers in Insane Clown Posse:
♪ ♫ Water, fire, air and dirt.
Fucking magnets, how do they work? ♫
THIS was in the sidebar at Ace O’Spades.
Someone please explain to me how that works.
PLEASE!!! I WANT TO KNOW SO BAD!!!
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
I’m alone?
Hi, Sohos!
Whatca up to this evening?
You’re never alone as long as I’m in Texas.
I watched a silly movie and now I am watching the new Camelot
Which silly movie?
BTW, I went to see Battle Los Angeles this week.
The new Reese Witherspoon/Owen Wilson one. I don’t know the name. I saw that you saw that movie so I want to see it as well. We have the same taste in flicks
Yes, it seems that we do. I’m now interested in The Source Code that just came out today. You?
http://is.gd/k67Ygu
Oh yeah I want to see that
I am gonna take Sohos to a movie soon. Just made up my mind. She gets to pick.
You have SUCH good tastes, Sohos. Haha!
That’s very nice of you, Dave.
Hahahaa! That sounds great Dave!
I need some sleep. Goodnight, you two.
Goodnight sweet gentlemen
I mentioned on BBF that my AC died this evening. Thankfully, there’s a lovely spring breeze blowing tonight. So fresh and cool.
nite all!
I updated this post…….hope you don’t mind.
You stay classy Dodger fans.
A rivalry is a rivalry, but fuck that.
Why I’m glad I’m a conservative Republican reason #38,923.
Total fat dumb fuck interviews complete fat dumb ass.
http://tinyurl.com/6bfpeot
I just clicked, saw the title, and barfed, Rosie. Couldn’t bring myself to actually watch any of that.
*bathes in Listerine*
I just clicked, saw the title, and barfed, Rosie. Couldn’t bring myself to actually watch any of that.
*bathes in Listerine*
Hahahahaha. I watched 45 seconds of it and my brain stem sharted in my brain pan.
The video of those two twin boys talking is more intelligent than Rosanne interviewing Michael Moore by a factor of 1,000,000.
Um. Another drive-by. Sorry.
Garage is all put back and pretty with new paint on floor, ceiling and walls. Showered, ate, and watched that movie “Please Give” and now I gotta walk Peaches and Rosie.
Tomorrow is a big day. Will talk about it later.
G’night Hostamages.
Tomorrow is a big day. Will talk about it later.
Oh! I bet tomorrow is the day Cathy sets Michael on fire.
Okay, I actually watched some of it, and got to where Moore is claiming to love the people who serve in the military.
*bathes in hydrochloric acid*
Oh! I bet tomorrow is the day Cathy sets Michael on fire.
Batman would be a really shitty husband, if you think about it. Unless Cathy is Catwoman. That might kind of work out.
damn it! listen to the song I posted! It’s all full of awesomeness
sweet sweet
awesomeness
Roseanne interviewing Michael Moore is the best RNC commercial ever.
Their collective IQ is 0 degrees Kelvin.
Okay, I actually watched some of it, and got to where Moore is claiming to love the people who serve in the military.
*bathes in hydrochloric acid*
Hahahahaha!! Roseannae is maybe the biggest dunce ever. To hear the Bush bashing between those two low-grade morons is hilarious.
O-tay. Time for ned
oh my heck.
nobody is here because they’re all listening to the song………right?
damn it! listen to the song I posted! It’s all full of awesomeness
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!
(Oh, wait, there’s a certain degree of probability that you’re actually everybody’s mom here.)
O-tay. Time for ned
who the hell is ned?
freakin homo
(Oh, wait, there’s a certain degree of probability that you’re actually everybody’s mom here.
yeah, it’s like the 6 degrees of kevin bacon
mmmmmmmmmm, bacon
O-tay. Time for ned
Who’s Ned? And is Mrs. Rosetta cool with your relationship with him?
Stupid slow sausage fingers and stupid slow sausage brain.
I beat you! I beat you! I beat you!!
I am faster than somebody. I am faster than somebody.
it’s the best….. day….. eeeeeeeeever. It’s the best…..day…..eeeeeeeeeever.
Not to take anything away from you, but being faster than me is like being faster than a glacier.
I’m still taking it.
Actually, that was TOTALLY meant to take something away from you.
Bitchface.
oh no!! OH HELLZ NO!!
This victory is mine.
It is a day that will live in Enfamil. I should probably be writing my victory speech right now, but I prefer to spend it with the rabble.
I LOVE the lyrics to the song I added above……..since none of you fuckers will ever listen to it
but it was not your fault but mine
and it was your heart on the line
i really fucked it up this time
didn’t I, my dear?
“From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”
You could paraphrase that.
You like Crispin Glover enough to write a poem for him huh?
that’s nice
I would explain something unintentionally funny about that comment, but I’ve gotta go see a gal about a beer.
TTFN.
Your mom’s a good gal. Have fun.
*wanders through post on the way to the john*
at least Herr was wearing underwear.
Well, I think he was. It might have been tan lines.
Good morning. http://tinyurl.com/3je3zx3
*tazes Sean, puts him into costume*
Who wants breakfast?
http://tinyurl.com/3ocrw9h
Joke’s on you, puppeh. I happen to belong to the “Breakfast Fetish Community.” We just had our convention in Vegas.
You have no fucking idea just how cuckoo some people are for Coco Puffs. And you don’t want to know. Trust me.
*pours on more syrup*
Yep. I’m glad I live here in flyover country. Herr just invited me to go hunting with him.
*wonders what to wear*
http://tinyurl.com/3qynkg3
That’s not something you do lightly, pups.
Seriously, if you use that “Aunt Jemima Light” stuff or try to smuggle in some toaster waffles, you’re outta there.
Yep. I’m glad I live here in flyover country. Herr just invited me to go hunting with him.
*wonders what to wear*
http://tinyurl.com/
Bring condoms for sure.
Wakey wakey
Where’s my coffee?
click click click
Come on. Wake up
click click click
I’ve got to take today off from exercising but I don’t want to.
Poo.
I’ve worked out every day for two weeks (although some days were light workouts) and yesterday I was exhausted for the first half of my workout. The second half was ok, but the first hour was brutal.
And,the stupid thing is that I KNOW it’s not good- or effective. That I need to rest to maximize yada yada yada.
I know you guys are prolly rolling your eyes at me – but I just get in a funk on days I take off and i hate that. I don’t want to be in a funk.
Five comments -FTW
No workout, and I’ve reached comment perfection.
I should just start drinking now.
GAAAAHHH.
What a fucking nimrod.
So far, “Atlas Shrugged” isn’t playing anywhere in Michigan.
My local radio guy is seeing if he can get a showing.
FUCK the entertainment industry.
Ok, one more comment before I wander off – my son was asked to fill in with a band for a talent show (he plays bass), and he went to a first practice yesterday. dudes told him he’s better than their regular player.
I keep telling my boys to get a band going. Other son plays guitar, and is now starting to play around on the drums.
honestly. You guys are pathetic.
And by “you guys” I mean me.
you’re prolly all here reading along, laughing at me.
Wait. Wiser didn’t ban everyone, did he?
He forgot to ban you apparently!
I kidd honest Car in
MORNING VMAN!
jesus stop yammerin woman.
HI
Now this is a awesome pic
http://tinyurl.com/3s3bamf
Hi Car in!
*Hands Car in a bloody mary*
Hair of the dog.
jesus stop yammerin woman.
MORNING DAVE. What’s on the plate for today?
*Hands Car in a bloody mary*
Hair of the dog.
OH thanks.
*pretends to take sip, while tossing liquid over shoulder
Yum.
Well, I’ve got to go look at some chickens.
I need more.
Not sure iffen I’m buying today.
Then cheer stuff. OYe.
I may be back, and I may not.
SYWM
my plate has a dead chicken on it.
VMAX, you coming to St. Louis?
EPIC
Yes I am Dave, I hope it will be EPIC.
You are gonna die.
It’ll be GREAT.
Hey PJM!!! I posted that song several months ago. They are my favorite band right now
It will be the best weekend you have all year Vmax.
Much better.
Scott, you looked a bit like Leon for a second there.
Yay! Vman!!!
Is Sohos going to be there?
*crosses fingers*
We are! Me and Count both
I know you guys are prolly rolling your eyes at me – but I just get in a funk on days I take off and i hate that. I don’t want to be in a funk.
*not rolling eyes… not*
Glad to hear youz coming Vmax.
This should be a fun day. I am incredibly hung over and have to return the loaner car that is basically destroyed.
When someone asks what happened, I’m going to blame Mare.
Damn, i’m with you on the hung-over thing.
Holy shite, my StL meatup liver calisthenics went horribly awry.
Hey, if anyone here wants to do some troll-busting I have some TBogg readers commenting at my place that deserve an ass-kicking:
They’re calling Wis. Justice Prosser a pedophile.
Morning All
My darling husband gave me the day off.
Still in my jammies.
Kind of awesome, actually.
That is awesome, Laura.
When was the last Saturday you didn’t work?
>> dudes told him he’s better than their regular player.
Your son is a nerd? AWESOME.
Morning Cyn.
Who’s in a funk? *grabs a bazooka and loads it with daffodils and pizza.
He did this a couple months ago iirc. But I squandered that day. With food shopping, laundry, cooking, and cleaning.
That ain’t hap’nin today. I’m useless and I feel slightly guilty about it but will pull through somehow.
Hope he remembers to bring home the big thing of wings I have in the store fridge.
wings……… check
flaps…… check
RAMMING SPEEEEEEEEEED!
A super-important update has been added to this poost.
* Figures it out and says nothing *
Gee, Scott. Wouldn’t a few wings taste good right about now?
Yum yum yum.
Just one or two.
Scott is a mighty wingman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYkLCYiE3TY
I should buy some liver today.
OW! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ohmygawd, I’m gonna die!
Get back in there and pipe down. You’ve got work to do.
VERY interesting article I ran across this morning – what makes a hero?
http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=walking-the-line-between-good-and-e-2011-03-31
Yeah, there’s some psychobabble in there, but for the most part it’s a fascinating read. There’s a fine line between a hero and a sociopath (and environment can have a lot to do with which path these personalities take).
It sounds like Mr. Obama might have had the personality to be a hero; unfortunately, our president fits the classic pattern of a sociopath…..
* Figures it out and says nothing *
Heh. Pretty simple. Magnets, OTOH …
I don’t eat wings. Too much work.
Sounds like Andy’s liver needs more training…..
Scott – Caucasian Pu-LEASE!
Good idea, TiFW.
Hair of the dog FTW!
I don’t know if it will survive the Nice Deb profanity filter but this was my contribution to the troll-fest:
“If you believe that Prosser supports pedophilia based on this blatant smear, you’re a supermassive idiot and a homophobic racist.
Everyone knows that liberals are all ends-justifies-means punks who can’t win on ideas or in debate. You flail around trying to grasp some bullshit that you think will achieve your ends. This is one such steaming pile of bullshit.
You retards are a laughingstock when you try to argue shit like this. Not least because the left is the exclusive home of baby killers, chicken fuckers and bald-faced liars. You are literally a joke trying to make this case against Prosser.
You union-thug-supporting, death-threat-spouting losers are getting your crybaby asses whipped all across this country. Get used to it.
There is more evidence that Obama is a Muslim-killing Islamophobe than there is that Prosser supports pedophiles.
Idiots.”
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I love troll fights.
Come on…someone explain that website to me.
Use hand puppets if possible.
Somebody hook an IV in to Andy’s jugular. I have a nice yellow bag of “saline solution” ready to load. It’s still body temperature even.
I don’t eat wings. Too much work.
Ditto. Too many tendons and ligaments and maybe 2 bites of meat.
Rosetta. do it again and look at the answer for all the multiples of 9 in the squares.
I wholeheartedly endorse manlesbo’s comment.
Hey Rosetta, did you see that vmax will be joining us in StL?
Rosetta, there are only a handful of possible answers. 21-29 will all be 17 or 18 for example and all of the thirties will be 27. The answer will be the one your pointer is closest to.
Rosetta. do it again and look at the answer for all the multiples of 9 in the squares.
AHA!!! Nicely done, world’s smartest hungover man.
I didn’t notice until right now that the grid with the gift names changes each time you do it.
CHEATERS!!!
Hey Rosetta, did you see that vmax will be joining us in StL?
I did! That’s a good “get”. I can’t wait to see him drunk off his ass.
Good morning, jackholes and jillholes.
Considering I look like I spent the night in a Turkish prison and the car was destroyed, they were actually pretty nice to me at the dealership.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXIelRxyRs
I KNEW it had something to do with the 9’s! I just didn’t realize the “choices” changed each time.
Clever bastages….
MJ, is that going to cost you anything?
I think one reason that Scott is so thin is that he’s an amazingly lazy eater. It just doesn’t interest him enough to put in the effort. When I finish a piece of chicken, even the cartilage is gone. When he’s ‘done’ with a meal I could keep eating off his plate for a while.
He supposedly loves homegrown strawberries, so I grew a patch for him. Weed, mulch, train the runners, etc. Finally we had some strawberries for him to eat, a whole bunch of them out there.
But apparently he was waiting for them to run inside and jump in his mouth. I did the pick-clean-deliver bowl to his face-thing for a while but that patch ended up getting mysteriously tilled under a couple years later.
Right you are.
I am an idiot, but that’s OK for I have CHICKEN WINGS!
WINGZZZZZZ!
MJ, is that going to cost you anything?
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I assume it will. After carefully reading the loaner agreement, I have determined that I am fucked. Insurance should take care of it, though.
The guy told me I was the first person to drive the car. I just laughed, and almost barfed.
Long-distance car repair – I’m so glad I live in the Internet age!
DD#2’s car needs a new starter. It’s gonna run almost $500 in parts and labor (which we’d been expecting), but if it means we don’t have to drive down to College Station to take care of it, it’s worth every penny!
DD#2 was so funny when I talked to her the other day;
“I finally realized that people who’ve been doing things for a while actually have dealt with the same problems so many times that they know how to tell you what you need to do or how to fix it!”
Yeppers – that was a red-letter day for me, too, way back in the Stone Age.
It’s always nice when that light goes off!
MJ, it’s not like you deliberately parked the car under the tree and then caused the wind to howl, breaking off that limb, and depositing it on the car.
I mean, if you had that kind of power….
Hey, thanks for responding, those of you who answered the call. I appreciate the back-up.
I assume it will. After carefully reading the loaner agreement, I have determined that I am fucked. Insurance should take care of it, though.
Well if insurance comes to the rescue that would make you a lot less fucked I’m guessing.
The guy told me I was the first person to drive the car. I just laughed, and almost barfed.
Hahahahahaha.
I missed exactly what happened. Were you in an accident or was there an act of God?
Hey, thanks for responding, those of you who answered the call. I appreciate the back-up.
Can we serve as a foster home for some of your trolls, Nice Deb?
We don’t have any of our own.
I mean, if you had that kind of power….
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I would smash xbrad’s car.
Dude, for the love of all that is holy, please, PLEASE, don’t fuck up my car.
xbrad’s car.
http://tinyurl.com/3v57jha
What would a troll even troll here? Our recipes and weather updates?
1. People shouldn’t mess up classic Beemers.
2. I’m one good argument with my family from calling it “home”
What would a troll even troll here? Our recipes and weather updates?
Good point.
pajama momma: Here’s a new, awesome bread recipe!
troll: You said self-rising flour but that’s wrong. It should be all purpose flour you racist.
MJ’s loaner….
http://tinyurl.com/42ag92h
Rosie, if you enjoy a troll-bashing so much, where are you?
Rosie, if you enjoy a troll-bashing so much, where are you?
In my mom’s basement.
God, I need a shower after reading the lying liberals at Nice Deb’s! They have ZERO compunction about ruining a good man’s reputation to get their way. It is, literally, disgusting.
In my mom’s basement.
You should be at Nice Deb’s.
They just won’t quit.
I left another amuse-bouche for the creeps. I hope they enjoy it.
You should be at Nice Deb’s.
I just left another comment.
Should we start the full-on taunting?
Is “Butch up, Nancy” considered taunting?
Is “Butch up, Nancy” considered taunting?
“Nancy up, Butch” would have been better.
Everybody is a fucking critic!
This is fun! They have yet to respond to a single question! Oh, and I’m a drooling meany!
Ohhh! I got a threat of physical violence!
You ALSO got called “Massa”
Isn’t that raaaacist/’
As long as he votes Democrat, he cannot be considered racist.
>> Can we serve as a foster home for some of your trolls, Nice Deb?
You couldn’t attract a troll if you put your knees behind your ears.
Dave’s going to Europe in a week.
Dave, don’t forget to pack big poufy silk gauchos and a tall red hat.
You don’t want to look like an idiot.
Ohhh! I got a threat of physical violence!
How did that happen? I’m TRYING for a death threat and you’re the one that gets the nod. It’s BULLSHIT!!
You couldn’t attract a troll if you put your knees behind your ears.
Hahahahahaha.
You don’t know that.
>> don’t forget to pack big poufy silk gauchos and a tall red hat.
Silly.
You can’t get those hats in a suitcase.
Well, pick one up at the airport store.
If they say they don’t have any, don’t take no for an answer.
nao faolo homo
laura, how many chicken wings do you have shoved in your mouth RIGHT NOW??
Hey Dave!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk1HuJGZasI
Hugs for all the Hostages beating up on Nicedeb’s trolls.
ROAMY!!!
I think I’m the only girl over there…..
ROAMY!!!
**sharts self in excitement**
Hi, MCPO! “He don’t know me very well, do he?” made me LOL.
Wish I could have helped at NiceDeb’s place, but I’ve been… out. Thanks Rosetta et. al for helping NiceDeb out.
… AND on Cloud Nine right now… had lunch with one of my biggest heroes and simply don’t need another libtard downer cause gotta try to get up a poat for IB.
*squishy hugs to Scott for taking the rein for LovelyLaurawHumpyN-PJs*
I GOT A NEW SHIRT IN THE MAIL A NEW SHIRT IN THE MAIL
*runs around waving it, gets it in my face, hits the wall
**sharts self in excitement**
Hostage MadLibs
is that a (fill in the blank) in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
No, I’m just happy to see you.
*runs around waving it, gets it in my face, hits the wall
Okay, that made me laugh.
medic
Roamy, the draft for Monday’s LH is scheduled. Go take a look, tell me what you think.
Man! I am having more fun than a little bit!
I’m happy to see you, too! No sharting, though.
That could change if we have chili for dinner.
May I suggest you avoid “Dave’s Afterburner Chili” then?
Battery is dying.
But I thought you guys might like to know that, while I’m not giving up on OTH, I am expanding my viewing list to include Hellcats.
Because who doesn’t enjoy a show about cheerleaders?
XBrad, saw the draft. She’s hawt, good choice.
Do I need a nap or a martini?
WHY CHOOSE?
It’s really hard to food shop when you’re full.
Walking around looking at food, thinking, ‘meh. bleah.’
I am not allowed to go to the grocery store on an empty stomach.
BUT I do it anyway because I’M A MAN, BABY!
laura, how many chicken wings do you have shoved in your mouth RIGHT NOW??
*leaves to get chicken wings. Damn that sounds good*
Oh, empty stomach, that’s even worse.
Worst of all is after a bad nap when you’re really out of it. We’ve been over this.
Get home…put things away…look around at what you’ve got….
5lbs. of kosher salt and a big box of wooden matches….wtf???
FUCK SALT!!!
Worst of all is after a bad nap when you’re really out of it.
What about passing out?
Just when I finally started feeling human again, my little guy came over and jumped on me on the couch.
Knee–>Nards.
Thanks, son.
/high pitch
Knee–>Nards.
Thanks, son.
It’s amazing to me that my balls survived to produce a fourth child. I’ve been racked more than most pool tables.
May I suggest you avoid “Dave’s Afterburner Chili” then?
Agree.
*winks at Dave*
A martini improves the nap.
Ask me how I know this.
ALSO. Digression, but fuck it, read my bullshit. Last time I was visiting with dad he and I talked about making model airplanes together when I was a kid. I’m talking about the balsa and paper variety, which were popular when he was a kid but when I was a kid it was Revell and plastic and HUFFIN glue.
Anyway, in 1968 we made a balsa and paper Fokker Dr.I Triplane, red paper, all Baron von Richthofen’ed up. And yes, the dope you paint on that sucka will get you HIGH.
He wished he could find a balsa and paper model to work on, he still has great hand dexterity, and just needs to do stuff (I’ll tell you a story later about custom-wrap fishing rods). I told him I bet I could find one online.
http://seagifts.com/fokkertriplane.html
So I found one. Along with the brushes and the paints and dope and stuff.. all packaged up. It was delivered today, and he just called me.
And it was a great talk.
Thank you all for lovin on my pop. His last treatment was yesterday, now he embarks on the healin up. He’s doing ok.
Now, pick up a hammer and smack your toe and you’ll feel better. I know I do!
That’s good news for my heart, Dave.
*picks up hammer*
there ya go. Don’t want to feel too good.
*sticks my toe over yours as you swing downward*
Sweet, Dave.
Damn allergies must be acting up again.
I was just about to ask you how he was doin’.
Good news about your pop, Dave!
That’s awesome, Dave!
Speaking of Fokkers….
Sven was an old Minnesota farmer, but he flew fighters back in the war. Several years ago he was asked to talk to the local VFW.
So he was telling his best story, and he says “So then, sure, I looks back and there was these two Fokkers on my tail…”
“What kind of Fokkers were they, Sven?” asks a guy from the audience.
So Sven says “Messerschmidts!”
yeah the friggin oak pollen is a bitch here today too.
Thanks. I do believe in a month he’ll be eatin with that yammerin mouth of his again, and a month after that he’s gonna be 80 and we both get cake AND ice cream. And he’ll be able to eat it.
…
No Dave’s chili though. Not for a while.
The chili might have been a good chemo substitute, but the … ummmm … side effects are worse.
Good job Dave! Glad your dad is healing.
The chili might have been a good chemo substitute, but the … ummmm … side effects are worse.
Go bald.
Shit myself in Church.
Tough call.
>> Shit myself in Church.
It would be awful hard to explain why the pew burst into flames.
Well, crud – this isn’t anywhere near as neat as Dave’s story, but here it is anyway:
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/04/02/a-truck-stop-story/
Dave – so glad your Dad is doing well; what a great present to send him!
BRB – this dang pollen…..
*sniffle*
Oak pollen is the worst for me. I have to avoid the heavy oak towns around here when they start pollinating.
I can’t figure out why some towns have tons of oak, and others have so few.
And why is it pollen and pollinate?
Pollen is unelectable.
Dave – Great news about your Pops!
Scott – Heh!
pollen… I haven’t pollinated since 1992.
I mean, that’s my story and I’m stickin to it.
I am saying polleninate from now on.
http://www.bspcn.com/2011/03/13/how-to-survive-the-apocalypse-on-20-and-the-stuff-in-your-apartment/
Geezer comes across with an awesome puddin’ cup.
I gots matches.
And an SKS.
And some buwwets.
Wow, that escalated quickly over at ND. I think Rosetta killed someone with a trident. Sorry I’ve been AWOL. I had to take my girls shopping for Spring clothes. Thanks for holding the fort, Rosetta, Wiser, and Teresa, MCPO, et al. Love you guys.
Can I ask one more teeny tiny favor? I need more voters in my “New Tone” poll at moonbattracker. You get to vote for the most obnoxious libtard of the week.
http://moonbattracker.com/wordpress/?p=774
Thanks.
xoxoxox.
Why is this new to me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKCl3lfAx1Q
Glad to hear that about your dad, Dave.
Thanks y’all.
It’s amazing to me that my balls survived to produce a fourth child.
Herr, there is video somewhere of 4-year-old Rocketboy running pell-mell towards Mr. RFH, and Mr. RFH reflexively covering the jewels before they take yet another hit.
I took a header the weekend of my big V, from youngest who was running around and saw me on the sofa.
She’s about to gradumate from college in a few weeks.
*snif*
Glad to hear about your dad, Dave.
thanks crazybear
I would like to add my voice to the chorus of those expressing pleasure at the latest news regarding DiT Sr.
Love you guys.
Right back atcha, Deb. Miss ya!
I do like how you knew where to come when you needed some trollbashers at your side…
I am also truly impressed at the quality of trolls you seem to attract. They are certainly committed to their cause.
Good news about Pops, Dave. And also it’s good to hear how this is a special time for you also.
*wants group hug*
HUUUUUGGGSSS!!!
I think I found a picture of Mare http://qikr.co/m5d4v
Deb, it’s always slow here on Saturdays – we enjoy it when we get to sharpen our skilz on the hapless weekend trolls!
I am also truly impressed at the quality of trolls you seem to attract. They are certainly committed to their cause.
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That troll was somewhat coherent, very dedicated to his reasoning, but also desperately wrong. I truly dislike when people are intellectually dishonest and claim moral superiority at the same time. How can they not see the contradiction? I’m assuming its an ‘end justifies the means’ kind of thing.
>> Shit myself in Church.
Demons Out!!!
MMMMmmmmm delicious low hanging fruit.
Wiser, I did notice that 400metres never did answer your question re: pedophiles vs. terrorists. Meheh.
H8rs gonna h8!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2zWXpdZo8g
Wiser, I did notice that 400metres never did answer your question re: pedophiles vs. terrorists. Meheh.
Yeah, rather telling, huh?
I didn’t think it was that hard a question.
Of course, I was going to use his answer against him, no matter which way he went. Had he said terrorists, I was going to ask him if he then thought Holder was qualified to hold his job, considering his filing of a class-action suit on their behalf.
Unfortunately, we never got there….
How can they not see the contradiction? I’m assuming its an ‘end justifies the means’ kind of thing.
I asked Scott that same question earlier this week. How can someone go through life believing what they do when there is just so much evidence against it?
I guess that’s why people like 400metres never go any further than just repeating the same thing over and over an over.. they are so used to being in their own little world that they just cannot understand how simply saying something isn’t enough proof for anyone?
So they just say it again. And are stunned when that doesn’t work. So they say it again. And are stunned…… ad infinitum.
It got extremely obvious that 400metres wasn’t going to even consider that he may be wrong. I was mainly commenting to the people who may have followed him there. Maybe one or two of them can be reached.
Amazing Doc is in lurve with me. I’ll let you know when he propositions me again.
I’m offa da net for awhile. Seize ya!
VCU is gonna come back.
Ima gonna tell you somfin.
Then again, maybe not.
Anyone see the top post at Ace’s yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWcAUxIgXxc
how shallow am I? Huckabee is interviewing a beautiful blond. I am reading a book, but I just noticed that she only has 1 arm.
I guess I was looking at other… things
Vmax, google Amy Mullins. It’ll be awhile before you notice she’s a double amputee.
Sorry, Aimee.
Did anybody replace anybody else’s coffee with Folger’s crystals today?
What I missed another? I guess it took me 1/2 hour to catch the first one.
Did anybody replace anybody else’s coffee with Folger’s crystals today?
Guy, Brewfan replaced your scrote with a hacky sack and a dried apricot a week ago, and you still haven’t noticed or said anything.
Ouch! Laura that was harsh.
Touching story about the model airplane, DinT. You are an awesome son. Glad to hear pops is done now. God bless him and your family.
My neighbor’s grandson is playing with the keychain and honking the horn.
It makes him laugh.
…
Now he’s on fire.
Cute kid.
I do like how you knew where to come when you needed some trollbashers at your side…
That’s right. I had to leave for the afternoon, and didn’t want them polluting the thread without rebuttals. Of course I knew where to go.
That post got some big links, so a lot of eyes are on the arguments. I’m glad you were able to help out.
Damn, Laura, what did I ever do to you?
(Or to Brewfan, for that matter?)
Shit. What did I miss?
Speaking of cute, have seen the twin baby boys having a conversation video? OMG.
Did that seem harsh?
I apologize. Clunker.
Sorry!
I poated that yesterday, Deb. Titled it Rosetta and Wiserbud discussing how to do a BBF poat.
was it as harsh as setting a toddler on fire?
I don’t think so.
I don’t think so.
Builds character
Well, what made mine harsher is that it was true.
“Too soon,” etc.
I posted a video of some fat grown-up weirdo doing an imitation of the twin babies for April Fool’s Day.
Actually, this video would have been more at home, here.
I swear, little bastard is screaming now.
Got any fireworks in the garage, Dave?
Get out the woodchipper, Dave.
Or marshmallows?
Who the eff starts a basketball game after 9:00?
>> Got any fireworks in the garage, Dave?
oh HELLyeah
MCPO, Theresa, Wiseass, and Rosetta @ Debs, just makin’ friends.
http://tinyurl.com/3ths4pz
Rockers.
I made fried chicken, biscuits and gravy for this?
BAM!
uh oh.
I made fried chicken, biscuits and gravy.
Did ya, really. Mmmmmmm
*goes to Bbq.*
How do I make biscuits again.
anybody got some mercurochrome?
I did indeed make fried chicken, biscuits and gravy. Now, while I just popped the can for the biscuits, the rest was homemade.
I *was* born south of the Mason Dixon line, you know.
How do I make biscuits again.
Pillsbury. Then cut it and put ham and cheese inside. Nom!
MCPO, Theresa, Wiseass, and Rosetta @ Debs, just makin’ friends.
http://tinyurl.com/3ths4pz
Oooh – can I be Death?
I don’t have the pecs to be the 2 dudes on the left, and I think the Chief is older than I am….
Dave and Wiser?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDk-mg1J9Q
Turn it up, man!
Freedom Rock?
faggy.
Dave Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6fKnLrA0w&feature=fvst
Dave Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6fKnLrA0w&feature=fvsthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TTk_0XYn4
FTFY.
The opening of the Freedom Rock commercial is, strangely enough, how I envision the STL meet-up is gonna end up looking….
ok that’s a decent bass part.
*decides not to kill Sean just yet.
oops
huh? whut?
The sun came out today! The sun came out today!
*runs around post showing off slight tan*
I haves a sunburn and boy, is my dermotologist gonna give me some shit next week.
hadn’t seen that bright, glowing bastard in about 3 weeks!
I have tired arms and boy, did I just fly in from Miami!
**shoots Laura in the face with a cannon that shoots….. uh, shit, I dunno. I kinda started the joke without a punchline.**
XBrad, when in doubt, kittens.
*laughing on my ass rolling on the floor*
that still stung
Sorry, Roamy, but the that’s not what I had in mind when I said I wanna see Laura and a face full of pussy.
I’m gonna get killed for that last comment, aren’t I?
*Crosses fingers*
*fare the well XBad, we hardly knew ye*
I’m gonna get killed for that last comment, aren’t I?
oooooooh…. yeeeeeah…….
And Lauraw’s gonna get what’s left after Scottw’s done with you….
*summons the flying monkeys*
Give them a few hours. They’re octogenarians.
But eventually, they will get you, My Pretty! And your little cat too~!
Well, some of them are afraid of cats. But one or two have no problem. They have cataracts so they might grab a lamp or something, thinking it’s the cat. But there’s a good chance they’ll find the cat finally. Unless it hides.
Look, these are the best assassins I have.
Please be patient and nonjudgmental. It’s a sign of good character.
NO GOD SHIT NO MONKEYS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
bubbles?
But there’s a good chance they’ll find the cat finally. Unless it hides.
My wife thinks I’m laughing at her but really I’m laughing at you LW
Not related to anything, but I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna make it to STL…
well shit.
I had been really looking forward to pushing DaveinWater.
I received my shirt yesterday from Cathy, she forgot to include travel expenses in the envelope. Guess that’s coming separately.
MONSTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0hLMBqK8CY
oops
huh? whut?
So, how are your bracket picks doin’ this wee…..
Oh, that’s right.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/04/02/obamas-picks/
*watching GPS*
They’re over Ohio now. Heh. You are soooo dead.
–wait…why are they landing?
*googles address on GPS*
HOMETOWN BUFFET?? JEEEESUS YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN–
*dials cellphone furiously*
*steps aside to avoid getting hit by monkeys flying low to ground*
Laura, I think some of these guys have arthritis in their wings – they’re lookin’ kind of peaked.
And maybe it’s just me, but I swear a couple of them were starting to get grey around their haunches.
I might have caught a whiff of Ben-Gay as they passed by, but then again, that could have been Mr. TiFW (he worked outside today)….
What the Jheri is this curl?
AAAhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaawwwwwwww!
*changes screen name to Teresa in Ohio*
Yeah, I just saw ’em……
Did I mention I’m in Dayton?
*looks in mirror to see if nose is getting longer*
that still stung
Oh, hey, what the hell?!!
Its SoulGlow
Lauraw has a legion of half ass asasin pidgieons that suk thatz what.
*slams phone down*
They’ve got coupons. They brought buffet coupons to an assassination.
And apparently there are grandmonkeys in the vicinity.
SIGH.
*re-adjusts plans*
Xbrad, is Monday noonish good for you?
Get your affairs in order.
No rush.
OH, and wash the cat. He’s to be taken alive.
Ok, thanks.
What the Jheri is this curl?
My name is Pitt, and your ass ain’t talkin’ your way outta this shit.
Hump mark that is a funny bit o shit.
I gotta run some errands, Laura.
What’s your sudden fascination with my pussy?
Did I miss anything fun whilst I was gone?
Get your affairs in order.
*charges laura with felonies but doesn’t bother to arrest her*
whilst I was gone
Oh, look, it’s Oscar Fucking Wilde.
Evening all.
I have a new phone! I’m obsessively messing around with it now.
Heeeyyyy –
The Hometown Buffet doesn’t have any gluten-free food!
Stupid primates.
*grumbles while crossing the street to get something to eat at McDonald’s*
The Hometown Buffet doesn’t have any gluten-free food!
Their meat has gluten in it?
Ima fix my worthless empty glass.
Oscar Wilde’s dogs had balls.
*sees that monkeys are going to be a while, goes next door to Dollar General, buys picnic basket to put Brad’s cat in*
OK, Humpy – I’ll get this to your winged beasts before they take off again.
They look pretty tired – you want I should check ’em into the Motel 6?
I think I can get them the Senior Citizen rate.
Are they housebroken?
Funny. Yeah.
You ever try to argue with old folks? Impossible.
Now; try it with a barely-verbal flying chimp with the strength of five men.
They. Do. Not. Listen.
nite cool kids
Their meat has gluten in it?
*glares at Sean, throws ruby slippers*
Play along, wouldja?
I don’t play well with others.
They don’t get tired, Teresa. When it gets dark they just roost in the trees, eat baby birds, and glare at you with their glowing eyes.
You should get on inside, now.
SeanW is fucking Oscar wilde. and Rev is obsessively messing around with her new “phone”
Kids today
OK……
MOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!! Laura won’t let me play with her anymore!
SeanW is fucking Oscar wilde
I never realized Sean was into necrophilia…..
I’m afraid to ask Sean if he plays well with himself..
Bye DiT, don get BiT.
Chumpo, do you have any idea how amazing this phone is to me? It has a TOUCH SCREEN. I was still working with a flip phone up until today, this shit is like black magic to me.
My first touch screen phone got a restraining order against me.
SeanW is fucking Oscar wilde.
I challenge you. sir, to a boxing match under the Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
*enjoys irony on several levels*
*realizes that my response sounds kind of faggy*
Um, put up yer dukes…
Never bring fists to a flying monkey fight.
Oh, look, it’s Oscar Fucking Wilde.
Seven stars in the still water,
And seven in your corn;
Seven sins on Sean’s monkey,
Deep in his collection of porn.
Red roses in his potpourri,
(Roses are red; suffer her malady)
And O where is his lemon party?
It’s at the den of iniquity, house of Cassidy.
I was still working with a flip phone up until today, this shit is like black magic to me.
Racist.
What is this, the Literary Society?
My first touch screen phone got a restraining order against me.
Hahahahahahaha.
Bad touch, xbrad. BAD!!!
Phone, show me on this doll where xbrad touched you.
http://tinyurl.com/3wodda3
BAD TOUCH SCREEN!!! BAD TOUCH SCREEN!!!!
Richard, how did the fun at Nice Deb’s end up?
I enjoyed that quite a bit.
Rosie – shut up.
Actually, a little web show I watched part of summed up touch screens for me perfectly. These people woke up on what was presumably a spaceship, didn’t know how they got there. There were two main characters, a woman from the present day, and guy from the 50’s.
50’s dude woke up first and he brings the chick into this control-type room going ‘I can’t figure it out! There’re screen everywhere but no buttons, switches, levers…’
The chick immediately gets it working. ‘See, it’s a touchscreen, just uh… touch the screen.’ 50’s guy proceeds to look at her like she has three heads.
Rosie – shut up.
MOM!!!! Revvy is eating Floyd’s poop!!
What is this, the Literary Society?
Worst literary society ever.
Man….who saw this coming?
http://tinyurl.com/4xx7k9k
I challenge you. sir, to a boxing match under the Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
Mmm…look at my thumb?
Chump, how many toothpicks in your beard RIGHT NOW??
Ha ha. I’ve got one pinner in there. (but you don’t burn) so…
I actually left comment on the ONT.
**looks for flying monkeys**
Did they get all you guys?
Ha ha. I’ve got one pinner in there. (but you don’t burn) so…
I don’t know what a “pinner” is. Chumpy, do you smoke a lot of dope?
I could get high in high school because that shit was weak. The last time I took a pull off a pipe was maybe 10 years ago and my head popped off due to the fountain of barf.
Richard, how did the fun at Nice Deb’s end up?
I basically called him a repetitve douche who refused to imagine an alternative to his obviously biased analysis and then told him I was a lesser person for having interacted with him.
he flailed pathetically for a while afterwards, but basically he is never going to accept his dishonesty and there is nothing that can be done to save him.
I actually left comment on the ONT.
I hope Faye Dunaway plays you in the movie.
Actually, a little web show I watched part of summed up touch screens for me perfectly.
uh oh… revvy’s taking acid again…..
Oh shut up Wiser.
All I did last night was pot.
SOFTBALL PRACTICE TOMORROW!!!
I really enjoy playing on a team sponsored by a synagogue. The wine after practice is excellent.
All I did last night was pot.
that really helps with the coming down, huh?
May I also suggest orange juice?
See, i don’t smoke a lot of teh “pots” I always have some somewhere but I never remember to use it. I dunno.
Mi gusto Myer’s OTR
I basically called him a repetitve douche who refused to imagine an alternative to his obviously biased analysis and then told him I was a lesser person for having interacted with him.
he flailed pathetically for a while afterwards, but basically he is never going to accept his dishonesty and there is nothing that can be done to save him.
Hahahahahaha. Did the other two rocket surgeons come back or was it just the 400?
I had flashbacks of Munck and Tank during that back and forth. I thought it was great. I love that shit.
I’ve only smoked pot twice in my life. Not including whatever second-hand I’ve gotten off of Dad that I can’t account for.
See, i don’t smoke a lot of teh “pots” I always have some somewhere but I never remember to use it. I dunno.
Mi gusto Myer’s OTR
Hahaha. I hear the words you aren’t saying.
… my head popped off due to the fountain of barf.
Thats because you were smoking Sherm with ICE Cube in south central. It gets better. keep it up.
Hahahahahaha. Did the other two rocket surgeons come back or was it just the 400?
naaah, they recognized the weakness of their arguments and left poor 400metres to die alone.
I am still waiting for an answer to just one of our questions…….
I’ve only smoked pot twice in my life. Not including whatever second-hand I’ve gotten off of Dad that I can’t account for.
That helps me understand his hat.
Actually Rosie, the hat is a habit he picked up when he worked in the circus.
That helps me understand his hat.
http://tinyurl.com/3oz5a8u
Thats because you were smoking Sherm with ICE Cube in south central. It gets better. keep it up.
That’s what I thought…what the hell is this laced with?
One of my friend’s younger brother was in town and brought his devil weed over for what was supposed to be dinner and drinks. The guy smokes on a regular basis and it evens him out or some shit.
I took two hits, laughed my ass off for 12 minutes and threw up my spleen on the moon.
Actually Rosie, the hat is a habit he picked up when he worked in the circus.
Hahahahahahahahaha. I’m jealous that you can say that as a serious statement.
threw up my spleen on the moon.
yeah, no biggie. Little volkers are funning around with bags of death these days, like they don’t even give a shit.
“cues Little Rascles Music*
In my day we didn’t even ride the bus with weed cause we thought the driver would bust you. Just sayin.
I’m going to put up a new thread because this one is slow as a mofo.
And the new thread is going to suck giant gorilla balls because I’m 9 Indians.
brb
Yesh Rosie, it’s pretty cool having a Dad that awesome.
And the new thread is going to suck giant gorilla balls because I’m 9 Indians.
Just 9?
pussy.
Rosetta working on new poast.
http://tinyurl.com/3v3xah2
I put STP in the new post and it’s fast as FUCK!!!
Rosetta working on new poat:
http://www.ibeatyou.com/entry/4424cd/fat-computer-dude