Super Happy Fun-Fun BBF Time!

Good afternoon miscreants and welcome to another guest edition of Big Boob Friday, where we all learn yet again that BBFs do not necessarily need to weigh the equivalent of a Banglar Party Van or look like she has been hit by one.

Today we introduce our official BBF mascot:  Lana Kane!

Please don’t ask me where Rosetta is.  I honestly have no idea.  He said something about “working very hard and having a number of important meetings today” but personally I think he’s taken a page from the WI Dems playbook and is hiding out in an Illinois bar.  Let’s all hope he enjoys his time there and remembers to wipe his chin before he returns.

As usual, we will start today’s celebration with a song.  Surprisingly, last night’s thread regarding guitar players stayed relatively on topic for quite a while.  That is truly an accomplishment for this place, where everyone generally has the attention span of a crack-addicted chipmunk with ADD.  And from what I gleaned from the discussion, Mark Knopfler is quite well-liked by the majority of those who care.  I agree.  This is the song that made me a fan and was also what prompted me to by my first CD and CD player:

I’ve noticed over the years a lack of BBF gals from Eastern Europe.  This is simply unacceptable and I do not understand why the regular proprietor of BBF seems to hate Eastern European women so much.  Well, today, I plan to rectify that situation.

Today’s lovely young lass was born in the Czech Republic on April 24, 1976, where she spent her formative years.  But as she blossomed, it became quite obvious that she had the attributes that would soon make her a international sensation, if only she could get out of Czechoslovakia.  So, off to LA went this pretty young thing, where she quickly found work as a massage therapist.   I have no facts to back this up, but I imagine she was quite successful in this career.  In the meantime, she began modeling and the rest is, as they say, history.  And with her lucky lottery numbers of 34DDD-19-34, if Xbrad hasn’t rubbed one out to her yet, it just a matter of seconds before he does.  So let’s all step back a few feet and give a great big Hostage welcome to the future former Mrs. Wiserbud, Denise Milani!

Seriously, does it get any better  than this?

Sit back and break out your blue books, for these will be on the test:

1836 – Samuel Colt is granted an United States patent for the Colt revolver.  Liberals everywhere finally have something to focus there inherent whininess on.

1901 – J. P. Morgan incorporates the United States Steel Corporation.

1919 – Oregon places a 1 cent per U.S. gallon tax on gasoline, becoming the first U.S. state to levy a gasoline tax.  Fuck you, Oregon.

1945 – World War II: Turkey declares war on Germany.  Hilarity ensues.

1948 – The Communist Party takes control of government in Czechoslovakia and the period of the Third Republic ends.

1986 – Corazon Aquino becomes the Philippines’ first woman president.

Notable births of the day:

1873 – Enrico Caruso, Italian tenor
1894 – Meher Baba, Indian spiritual figure
1913 – Jim Backus, American actor
1913 – Gert Fröbe, German actor
1928 – Larry Gelbart, American comedy writer
1943 – Musician George Harrison
1963 – Baseball player Paul O’Neill
1965 – Carrot Top, American comedian

And one notable death

2006 – Darren McGavin dies at the age of 83

Enjoy your weekend and try not to spill any liquor on the rug.  From what I’ve learned recently, that really pisses the bride off for some reason.  I don’t know what her problem was.  I mean, I did clean it up.

More Super Happy Fun Fun for you!

362 Comments

  1. most excellent BBF ever, if I may say so myself.

  2. erectus maximus!

  3. I’d hit it.

  4. I’d hit it.

    – – – –

    *wants to party with Cyn!*

  5. Great job Wiser. The video is awesome. Especially the mosh pit.

  6. I partied with Cyn.

  7. OK. She’s hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

    There. I said it.

  8. Lana Kane = Hottttest BBF model evah!

    *Waves at Wiser and GML.*

    *Tackles Cyn. Gently caresses her coconuts. Apologizes when she discovers it’s the skin side.*

  9. Hotter ‘n a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

  10. Links are hilarity, wiser. Good job.

    http://is.gd/wyS82X

  11. Mmmmmmmmm, funbags!

  12. Ask Teh Hostages™

    Why is YooToob causing my IE windows to freeze up? I have use task manager to close them all down.

    Do I really havta get a better browser or is it YT?

  13. Fresh from the raging success of the Pigford settlement, USDA notes that women and minorities were hardest hit: http://tinyurl.com/4gp7ub7

  14. Cyn – Install the latest version of flash

  15. Do I really havta get a better browser or is it YT?

    IE is by far the best browser ever made for downloading Firefox.

  16. From the last poat:

    open your stance, lay that blade flat and sweep that baby right up there nice and cozy.

    Was that golf talk, or p0rn talk?

  17. You’re always something special to me
    Quite independent never caring
    You lost your charm as you were aging
    Where is your magic disappearing. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnInWROvvQ

  18. open your stance, lay that blade flat and sweep that baby right up there nice and cozy.

    Was that golf talk, or p0rn talk?

    Yes.

  19. Was that golf talk, or p0rn talk?

    – – –

    Yes.

  20. mine are bigger

  21. Who knew? I can throw my voice over the intertubes…

  22. mine are bigger

    – – – –

    Of course, this can only be substantiated with credible photo evidence.

  23. The two retired O-6s I played with today were playing the gold tees and seemed miffed when the couldn’t reach my drives. . . sometimes with their 2nd shots!

  24. GML – Trust me – Sohos’ are bigger!

  25. mine are bigger

    And, as always, we appreciate that them.

  26. GML, Sohos’ are rumored to be in the “Mine Are Bigger Hall of Fame.”

  27. mine are bigger

    It’s agreed then. Sohos wins the future.

  28. Herr- How are Mom and the baby doing? Is D’uh boy over his little “problem” yet?

  29. You know, this fixation on the size of a woman’s breasts is really immature. It’s degrading to these women and reveals just how shallow some guys caHOLY MOSES LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE SWEATER PUPPIES11!!! THE ETRUSCANS COULDN’T MAKE JUGS THAT BIG!!!

    MotorboatMotorboatMotorboat!

  30. Install the latest version of flash

    Done and done. That seems to have helped.
    Thanks Chief!!

    Don’t really have the time to learn a new browser at the moment, but will put on the to-do list.

  31. Cyn – SMOOCH!

  32. Herr- How are Mom and the baby doing? Is D’uh boy over his little “problem” yet?

    Baby and mom are perfect. Duh Boy is misbehaving. I don’t think he even knows why he’s upset, of course. I’m slowly getting him to talk about it some. He’ll be fine. Adjustment is tough when you’ve been the youngest for 6 and a half years.

  33. BBL

  34. It’s agreed then. Sohos wins the future.

    – – – –

    Congratulations on your victory Sohos! Now, how about that parade lap?

  35. You know, this fixation on the size of a woman’s breasts is really immature.

    – – – –

    My fixation cost me $8000, but worth every penny!!!!

  36. “Don’t really have the time to learn a new browser at the moment, but will put on the to-do list.”

    It’s painless Cyn.

  37. Which one do you use Scott? Firefox too??

  38. Hey Geoff, I put up some trance today.

    http://mjbehindthecurtain.wordpress.com/2011/02/25/downbeat-friday-2-25-11/

  39. Cyn – Firefox is full-featured and pretty stable. Google Chrome is stripped-down and faster than a scalded dog.

  40. hahahaha don’t bump me off you facechimp friends list MCPO

  41. firefox is the bomb digity but it takes up a lot of processing

  42. Count – Never. . . unless you tell me you voted for Teh iWon or one of his imps.

  43. Can windows people use safari? I’ve never had any problems with it.

  44. windows people don’t dance with the devil

  45. Yes Cyn. IE is dangerous, most geeks will tell you to avoid it.

  46. Firefox has AdBlocker – Pro
    Chrome is really really really fast – Pro

    You could use either one right out of the box. In fact, you can use them side by side, and compare differences. I prefer Chrome, myself, but if you get on a site with a lot of ads (*cough Ace *cough) fire up Firefox.

  47. Google Chrome is stripped-down and faster than a scalded dog.

    Saucy! Me likey faster…for some stuff. :-P

  48. What are some Cons, J’Ames? Any??

  49. What are some Cons, J’Ames? Any??

    Ummm, Google?

  50. Guck Foogle.

    I got rid of my gmail account, and use Bing for searching.

  51. it was definitely fun searching through all of the pictures of Denise to find just the right ones…..

  52. it was definitely fun searching through all of the pictures of Denise to find just the right ones…..
    ——————-
    Its a tough job. I admire your persistence.

  53. Wiser – Nice job. Take tomorrow off.

  54. I’m there with you Hotspur; using google products is like voting McCain for president.

  55. Wiser – Nice job. Take tomorrow off. (so the carpel tunnel can heal)

  56. Wiser – Nice job. Take tomorrow off…

    So you can get the curtains cleaned.

  57. Wiser – Nice job. Take tomorrow off. (so the carpel tunnel can heal)

    too big a price to pay. I ‘ll live with the pain.

    I used to work with a woman who looked exactly like Lana Kane. I mean, exactly. She was amazingly sexy. Too bad she was also crazy.

  58. Its a tough job. I admire your persistence.

    Copious notes were taken.

    Copious notes.

  59. Copious notes.
    ———-
    To the Urban Dictionary!

    **puts on half moon glasses, pages through

    Nope, you’re just a douche.

  60. I’m here in Chrome.

  61. I’m here in Chrome.

    – – – –

    do you have it set to 3d? You have to see this site in 3d!!!!

  62. It feels a bit weird but good.

  63. You have to see this site in 3d!!!!

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    Yeah, some days good, some days not so good.

    Nope, you’re just a douche.

    Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  64. Cyn – See what I mean about the speed?

  65. 3D??

  66. It feels a bit weird but good.

    kinda like anal sex, huh?

    Or so I’m told.

  67. Pitcher or catcher, Wiser? I bet there’s a pretty big difference.

  68. figured wiser would take the low hanging fruit

  69. kinda like anal sex, huh?

    Yeah!

    Wait… NO!

    I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

  70. I do like the speed, Chief!

  71. Cyn. I’m embarrassed for both of us. Shame on you.

  72. Sorry MJ.

    Um, which was the embarrassing part again?

  73. figured wiser would take the low hanging fruit

    Didn;t see xbrad around and I didn’t want it to go bad.

  74. I mean, I have no idea what you’re talking about. / Me likey faster…for some stuff. (earlier comment from Cyn)

    – – – – – –

    how you durrrnnnn?!

  75. Sorry, Cyn, forgot the Cons.

    Chrome – google is a con, lack of plugin support on some sites (some may not work properly), privacy settings are a plus, however, you can block a lot of stuff
    Firefox – Memory hog (previously mentioned), lack of Microsoft integration (Word docs, spreadsheets, etc.). Add ins can cause problems.
    Opera is another choice, but it is a small market, and it is focusing on being standards compliant, so a bunch of sites probably don’t work.
    I think Safari is an option, but I haven’t tried that one.

    IE Pro – Microsoft integration, its the only browser to use when you have to use M$ products.

    IE is a security nightmare, so if you can get away with not using it, do it.

  76. Pitcher or catcher, Wiser? I bet there’s a pretty big difference.

    You’ll have to ask MCPO. He’d know. He was in the Navy.

  77. You’ll have to ask MCPO. He’d know. He was in the Navy.
    ———-
    Ha!

  78. Firefox – Memory hog (previously mentioned), lack of Microsoft integration (Word docs, spreadsheets, etc.). Add ins can cause problems.

    You get the IE View add-on, it;s really easy to open pages in IE that need it.

  79. I’m off to the chiro and get the kids from school.

    Later cool kids

  80. You get the IE View add-on, it;s really easy to open pages in IE that need it.

    It’s pretty good, but it doesn’t replicate IE exactly. Causes some problems for some applications that aren’t built for browsers other than IE. For 99% of what anyone do, it does work well. Unfortunately, some of the things I do fall into the 1% category.

    They are at work, of course, so I can’t avoid them. All pr0n functions are 100% multiple browser tested.

  81. It’s pretty good, but it doesn’t replicate IE exactly.

    But if you right-click a link, you have the option to open it in IE and not just an IE window.

    Nice touch.

  82. Who the hell still uses IE?

  83. Mr. TiFW thanks you, Wiser…..

    *TiFW wonders when GML is going to tell us he knows this cutie, too….*

  84. Who the hell still uses IE?

    *raises hand, hangs head*

    Some of us haven’t been out in the big, bad world for a VERY long time….

  85. Unfortunately, us M$ developers are destined to use IE, since Visual Studio doesn’t like any other browser. I am destined to use it forever.

    Other than that, I can think of no other reason to use IE, other than displaying a spreadsheet, and Google Docs can do that, now, but not exactly.

    Open Office can also display Excel and Word files. Powerpoint, not sure.

  86. Mr. TiFW thanks you, Wiser…..

    {{{{{{shudder}}}}}}

  87. *TiFW wonders when GML is going to tell us he knows this cutie, too….*

    – – – –

    *checks little black book of conquests*

  88. can’t tell you how many times I’ve sent a demo website to a client before checking it in IE only to get a “what the hell is this?” response. Cross browser design is a pain in the arse.

  89. *checks little black book of conquests*

    So you’re saying you have contacts in Eastern Europe? Perhaps you’ve said too much, Mr. Spectre Representative!

  90. Cross browser design is a pain in the arse.

    Yeah, too bad a majority use the evil browser, otherwise life would be easier for us code jockeys, wouldn’t it? Can’t have that.

  91. I’m amazed every time i look at analyticst how many people still use IE6. I quit trying to make things easy for them a year ago

  92. Wiser, I’m a VERY good wifey-poo – I send all of the “good” pictures to Mr. TiFW so that he can peruse them. It’s a win/win situation for me – hubs “perks up”, and then…..

  93. Wiser, I’m a VERY good wifey-poo – I send all of the “good” pictures to Mr. TiFW so that he can peruse them. It’s a win/win situation for me – hubs “perks up”, and…..

    {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

    ;)

  94. *tackles Count, duct-tapes a dead mouse to his upper lip*

    Phew.

    Just in the nick of time.

  95. Just in the nick of time.

    Long overdue, iffin you ask me.

  96. hahahaha sohos just came by my office and we were just talking. Do you have a bug in my office lauraw?

  97. I give this a solid D+.

    Thanks for picking up my slack, Richard. Nicely done.

    Everyone else please stay tuned for an important message.

    http://tinyurl.com/5rrje26

    bbl

  98. Yeah, like Wiserbride doesn’t benefit from BBFs…..

  99. Count, I don’t know if you can hear this, but that call from lauraw CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

  100. not all shudders are a bad thing, TiFW IYKWIMAITYD!

  101. *looks confused, shakes head and shrugs while nudging box of surveillance equipment under desk with foot*

  102. Yeah, like Wiserbride doesn’t benefit from BBFs…..

    I’ll have to ask her girlfriend…..

  103. weird stretchy skin brah

  104. A lovely dinner prepared by Herself; rare steak, tossed salad (SYWM) and a baked potato.

    Now, one of you lazy fart-sniffers bring me a drink!

  105. Picked this up from the last thread:

    Scott strikes me as a guy who would make a great friend, but his thought processes are reasonably normal and intact which is to say that he’s funny occasionally but not constantly. Laura strikes me as being someone who constantly thinks outside the box which is to say that she’s liable to be funny at the drop of a hat. Her little vignettes make me laugh about as hard as Rosetta’s lists. I vote lauraw

    Scott is about the best friend anyone could ask for, but as for his thought processes….. *cough… it’s different. And I say that in the best way possible. Scott will stand for 45 minutes staring at a tree branch, and then say “ya know, I know how we could cut that down.” o_O? But his humor is so dry, you’re never quite sure if he’s serious or just pulling you leg for his own amusement.

    Scott is always funny. You just need to understand……..

    Lauraw is about one of the bestest people ever. And funny does not even begin to describe her. I love her for her ability to make me laugh and I hate her because she is so damn quick, I don’t have enough time to make the joke that she made both faster and better than I ever could.

    wiserbride and I consider ourselves the luckiest morons ever for not only having met them, but to be able to call them our friends and to live close enough to them to actually enjoy their company frequently.

  106. Every time I see a commercial that says “ask about free shipping” I giggle like a little girl.

    I always picture them saying NO.

  107. For a second, I thought BBF was Obama eating a hotdog like a prison bitch.

  108. I always picture them saying NO.

    Oh sure, you can ask……..

  109. Goddamn, wiserbud. How much did you get paid for that?

  110. Thanks for the kind words, Wiserbud.

    Some think it’s from being dropped on my head.

  111. Goddamn, wiserbud. How much did you get paid for that?

    They fed me last weekend. Lately, that’s all I need.

  112. Goddamn, wiserbud. How much did you get paid for that?

    Tell me I’m wrong, HS.

  113. PEOPLE OF EARTH!

    *sharts*

  114. one polyp, no potatos. Thanks for asking.

  115. Hahahaha

    I had a blast with you guys. You are not wrong.

  116. my next business venture
    http://www.wave-garden.com/

  117. Good news Brewfan?

  118. No bullwhips?

  119. Cuffy? Is….. is that really you????

  120. one polyp, no potatos. Thanks for asking.

    But did they find my watch?

  121. waiting for some biopsies to come back, scott. Doesn’t appear to be anything to worrie about though.

  122. I COME IN PEAS!

    um

  123. L-R Brewfan – polyp

  124. I COME IN PEAS!

    eww.

    yep, it’s cuffy.

    *breaks out powerwasher

  125. DINNER!!1!111!!1

    bbl

  126. That was really lovely, Wiser. We love your whole family.

    This weekend WiserGoddess and I are going to smoke hashish laced with poisonous toad venom and race monster truck schoolbuses down the Berlin Turnpike and run over some police cars and get shot at by SWAT snipers.

    Either that or go to the CT Flower Show. We’ll flip a coin.

    *turns into a parasitic flatworm and hides in Brewfan’s glass of milk*

  127. How did you know I had a glass of milk right now?

    *takes closer look at web cam*

  128. I COME IN PEAS!

    Doin’ it wrong. Try a cantaloupe.

  129. Nice BBF, wiser.

    Much better than the ones curly does.

  130. Hi everyone.

  131. Going skiing tomorrow.

  132. Hi Car in

  133. Hi BREW. How’s it going. Everything … in it’s proper place?

  134. Hi.

  135. A Cuffy sighting? Cool.

    To whoever recommended Archer, thank you.

  136. Things are as they should be Car in.

  137. Carin, go to Crystal Mountain. Stay at HotBride’s.

  138. I have to note — I do poats every day (monday through friday) and WHICH is the one I get comments on? The one about American Idol.

  139. Well, this year we have passes to Boyne. So that’s where we’re going. Once we get tired of that joint, we’ll check out the other hills.

  140. Ok, my second-born is MAD about the surprise trip because he was supposed to go to the movie with his girlfriend.

    What. Ever.

  141. I have to note…

    That’s because we can’t believe someone as smart and together as you are, watches that shit.

  142. Hi Brew, glad everything went well.

  143. Things are as they should be Car in.

    *snorts derisively*

    I don’t think so, Hoss.

    You call that a gallbladder?? *pokes gallbladder*
    If this was car-shopping, I’d be looking at an AMC Pacer with flat tires and no seats.

    *checks map*
    *looks around*
    *checks again, gasps*

    OMG, that CAN’T actually be the liver! HA HA HA HAAA, when I first got here I thought it was a blue beanbag chair!

  144. Hey Cuffy pull my finger!

  145. That’s because we can’t believe someone as smart and together as you are, watches that shit.

    I watch it until it ceases to entertain. Some of the people are actually artists. Once all the artists are gone, I’m done. Once it’s all pop, I’m done.

    I didn’t watch last season. It was yucky.

    My television list includes :….

    nothing.

    So,if I watch one piece of crap, who cares.

  146. Have fun Car in, just don’t make this mistake

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKb3tzETxJg

  147. Carin, I watch American Idol after it gets past the trainwrecks. Might need another week or two of weeding out.

  148. I think I have spring fever.

    brb

    http://tinyurl.com/6d9h45e

  149. Hi Romey.

    *hands over safety glasses*

    http://tinyurl.com/6ayqmkf

  150. Hey Cuffy pull my finger!

    Okay! http://is.gd/SQ0yhk

  151. I imagine his skies weren’t in the best of shape after that. ha ha ha..

  152. Thanks, roamy.

    lauraw, my liver has had a tough life.

  153. *empties the cat litter outta my pockets.

    I hate this.

  154. Roamy – I’m telling you. There were hardly ANY trainwrecks. those who messed up really were just victims of nerves. They have some talent this year.

  155. *empties the cat litter outta my pockets.

    Weigh-in today, slim?

  156. “I wanna kill. I wanna eat dead, burnt babies. I wanna kill.” – Arlo Guthrie

  157. Pupster, I like these.
    http://tinyurl.com/5tsysds

  158. >> Weigh-in today, slim?

    messy snacks

  159. Carin, they always show the William Hung types who think they can sing. I can’t stand those.

  160. Cuffy you do know that I am keeping score

  161. Since Hollywood week – it’s been good. There were a TON of good singers there. People who got cut yesterday — man. They mad some bad decisions, but none of them were dogs.

  162. Do schools still use cat litter to soak up puke? Seems like a kid blew chunks about every week during my early school years & they’d always haul out the litter.

  163. mad – made

  164. we ALWAYS watch American Idol. We love it….but who said we had any taste

  165. Sohos – Come over here and snuggle on the couch with me.

  166. only if you split your potato with me

  167. Oh, hey look…Cuffy is here.

    http://tinyurl.com/6jcfakz

  168. SoHoS – Butter or sour cream and chives?

  169. Haha, Pupster!

    *deletes blog*

  170. we ALWAYS watch American Idol. We love it….but who said we had any taste

    You know what else? It’s a great show you can watch with your kids. Not very many/ANY OTHER such shows on right now.

  171. Sohos – Come over here and snuggle on the couch with me.

    http://tinyurl.com/66yfhk3

  172. Butter and cheese please.
    American Idol is family time. We all pile in the den and watch together.

  173. Pupster that is SCARY!

  174. American Idol is family time. We all pile in the den and watch together.

    Us too. I usually have two kids sitting ON me. This year has been so good, my husband ends up watching, standing behind the couch pretending he’s going to bed but unable to leave.

  175. Awesome video – yesterday’s Discovery launch filmed from a cruising airliner:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE_USPTmYXM

  176. Sohos – shredded cheddar or shaved champagne cheese?

  177. I usually have two kids sitting ON me

    yeah that was me last night each vying for me to tickle their backs while watching.

  178. I watch Wipeout with my kids.

    http://tinyurl.com/6y8n35m

  179. Snowshoe!

    *turns into fifteen small frogs which hop into her pantlegs and swarm up her shins*

  180. That is neat, Cuffy.

  181. Layra, layra, layra. I have my shield up….

  182. Cuffy – Good get!

  183. I don’t know what champagne cheese is

  184. Hi Lauraw.

    http://tinyurl.com/67r8uh5

  185. PIZZZAAA!

    bbl

  186. driving teenagers around bbl

  187. mmmm jalapeno and cheddar cheese stuffed snausages

  188. Counts’ sister went to the Discovery launch and now they are headed to Universal Studios to watch Blue Man Group

  189. Wiser, good job with BBF. I was afraid the Carrotop link was going to be that horrible one that I get every time I search on “shirtless redhead” for Carin.

  190. Roamy – How you doing, kiddo? The ticker treating you right?

  191. Cheddar is Scott’s favorite, followed by pepperjack.

    Hey, Pups. http://is.gd/LEGt2S

  192. MCPO, I’m hanging in there. I got a nasty cold or flu that is really kicking me in the ass right now.

    Rocketboy made a double batch of matzo ball soup, with limited supervision.

  193. Roamy – Get better. . . and good for Rocketboy. A young man should know how to cook.

  194. Awesome video – yesterday’s Discovery launch filmed from a cruising airliner:

    What’s totally cool about that video is that people are still in awe of this, regardless of how many launches there have been.

    The smattering of applause in the background was really cool.

  195. I was afraid the Carrotop link was going to be that horrible one that I get every time I search on “shirtless redhead” for Carin.

    Oh, I got those.

    ew.

  196. MCPO, it started with one of the Boy Scout activities. There are now four meals he can reliably cook and keep it edible, five if you count hot dogs.

  197. I taught my girls how to make chicken soup today.

  198. I count hot dogs.

  199. Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

    ‘Sup everybody?

  200. “I count hot dogs.”

    What are you up to?

  201. Roamy – Make sure he can fry SPAM and make mac ‘n cheese with Velveeta!

  202. What’s totally cool about that video is that people are still in awe of this, regardless of how many launches there have been.

    Away from the NASA centers, it’s still “You work for NASA? Cool!” Here in town? “Hmph, another one.”

  203. I count hot dogs.

    That sound kinds gay.

    NTTAWWT

  204. I count hot dogs.

    Hotspur……..get out of the bath house. NOW!!!

  205. I’m with the first group, Roamy.

  206. Hahahahahahaha, MCPO, the very first thing he tried to cook was Easy Mac in the microwave. He didn’t read all the directions so he didn’t add water. The microwave smelled of burnt pasta for weeks.

  207. I brag all the time that I have a fake internet friend who is a rocket scientist.

    Especially in front of my brother.

  208. I brag all the time that I have a fake internet friend who sailed with John Paul Jones.

  209. Carin, you have *two*. Mrs. Peel. I think Geoff counts, too.

  210. You also have a fif who peed on Chris Dodd’s boat. You should brag about that.

  211. I have one fif who is gonna design a house for me and another one that will build it for me!

  212. MCPO, you can get one-stop shopping here.

  213. you have *two*. Mrs. Peel. I think Geoff counts, too.

    What exactly does Cuffy do? Rockets and stuff?

  214. I need a drink. I just got off the phone with my Sicilian mother-in-law.

  215. I bet John Effin’ Kerry does not skipper his own boat. That mother fucker has paid hands, doesn’t he? Faggot!

  216. You gotta watch those Sicilian’s Paulitics. I had a boss once…

  217. “What exactly does Cuffy do?”

    He is in charge of civil wars.

  218. I’m four indians and my mother in law is dead. She was predominantly Irish though.

  219. I thought we had Romy, Peel, Geoff, and Cuff were our in house Rocket Scientists?

  220. He is in charge of civil wars.

    Cool. When’s the next one?

  221. On The Waterfront is on TCM right now.

    Excellent timing, considering what’s happening with the unions right now. I bet if Ted Turner was semi-conscious, he would have removed OTW from the playlist.

  222. **facepalm

    Yeah, Cuffy is in missile work.

  223. I bet John Effin’ Kerry does not skipper his own boat. That mother fucker has paid hands, doesn’t he? Faggot!

    I wouldn’t trust John Kerry to skipper his own rubber duck in the bath that Theresa draws for him every night.

  224. All three of my mothers in law are dead. All of my wives’ husbands are dead. All of my brothers in law and my brother are dead.

    I think I might be a jinx.

  225. “He is in charge of civil wars.

    Cool. When’s the next one?”

    When is his next vacation?

  226. * steps away from Hotspur *

  227. Nice job on the boobs wiser.

    She doesn’t look like she wrassles pizzas for a living.

  228. Q: What does a terrorist in Lubbock say just before he tries his home-made fertilizer bomb on a privy?

    A: “Aloha Snackbar, Y’all!”

  229. whuffuck?

    Oh. There.

  230. Dave, have you slipped into something compfortable, or are you still wearing the stilleto heels?

  231. Did anybody suckerpunch anybody else today?

  232. Sean! Look! Is that Hailey’s Comet?!

    *winds up for a clown uppercut*

  233. dude, I am waaaaay to clumsy for heels.

    ask around.

  234. Pistons are getting schooled. Embarrassing.

  235. Mmmmmmmmm…PAB is gonna be on tonight’s Red Eye.

  236. I mean Bynum. Really? Mother fucker is a midget.

  237. I still long for Julie Banderas, who got married. The slut.

  238. Paulitics, shush. Grown ups are talking.

  239. Banderas quit showing the goods when she got married. PAB still has no compunctions about cleavage. PAB FTW!

  240. Starz’s Camelot premiers tonight

  241. The first Spring Training game was today. Time flies.

  242. Paulitics, shush. Grown ups are talking.

    WILL NOT WILL NOT WILL NOT!

  243. Sohos – I only gots basic cable here!

  244. >> I only gots basic cable here!

    Tri-Care won’t cover Viagra?

    bummer.

  245. Fuck MLB. I’ve never forgiven them for lying through their teeth and letting two — count ’em, two — Washington Senator franchises leave town.

  246. The Pirates are playing the Rays tomorrow Sean.
    In Port Charlotte. But on Sunday they are home here $30 – $40 tickets?

    Really? last time I spent $10

  247. Are you warm MCPO?
    I have my A/C on all this week.

  248. Vmran – A/C is kicking. We got to 82F on the golf course today with a healthy breeze and plenty o’ sunshine!

  249. Phillies – Yanks…Cole Hamels starting tomorrow

    And Cub Scout Blue and Gold banquet tomorrow night

  250. Just popped in to look at the bewbs again… Don’t mind me.

  251. yea!
    The Baltimore Orioles are only $2-$20 on the 28th

    Glad you are keeping warm MCPO

  252. Fuck MLB. I’ve never forgiven them for lying through their teeth and letting two — count ‘em, two — Washington Senator franchises leave town.

    Washington: First in War, First in Peace, Last in the American League.

    (I have a 1960 Topps Harmon Killibrew in pretty good condition.)

  253. I’m impressed, Sean. How’d you get it?

  254. “I still long for Julie Banderas, who got married”

    Paulitics is into nose, I won’t judge.

  255. You also have a fif who peed on Chris Dodd’s boat. You should brag about that.

    Hell yeah! Really? Brilliant.

  256. “Hell yeah! Really? Brilliant.”

    It wasn’t me.

  257. Sorry, Scott, I forgot you’re into Margaret Cho.

  258. I’m impressed, Sean. How’d you get it?

    I’m pretty sure I bought it at a baseball card shop, back when they still existed.

  259. I forgot you’re into Margaret Cho.

    And for 20 dollars, you can be, too.

  260. Sean, if you’re into baseball, have I got something for you… almost 50 years ago (maybe more) my mother bought an autographed baseball in a Washington DC jewelry shop that had so many incredible signatures my brother and I thought it was a fake. We played CATCH with it as kids. Years later I thought, well, that really does look like Babe Ruth’s signature, so I had it appraised by the HOF. Turns out it’s genuine. Anytime you’re in the neighborhood let me know and I’ll get it out of the safe deposit box to show you. It’s got Ruth, Cobb, Walter Johnson, Christy Mathewson, John J. McGraw, Frankie Frisch, etc etc etc. I got Ted Williams’ signature when he came to manage the Senators in 1969, which actually devalued the ball.

  261. Damn, that’s fucking cool, Paul. Did you know Ruth and Johnson played an exhibition game in Brea in the 20s? Johnson learned to pitch around here.

  262. And for 20 dollars, you can be, too.

    damn that inflation.

  263. Yay, internets are back at the clubhouse!

  264. Actually, yeah, I did. Those two barnstormed a lot, and, of course, Johnson has some history here.

  265. First the internets at the clubhouse died, then something I ate for lunch really disagreed with me.

    My day has sucked.

  266. This should help, Brad: We also hate you.

  267. I had dinner with Cookie Rojas and Clay Dalrymple once.

  268. **calls up Millie from AoS for Paulitics

  269. On the plus side, I’m not Paulitics, so I’ve got that going for me.

  270. Why do I need Millie when I have you, Roamy?

  271. Paulitics, I look forward to blowing off a chance to see you next week.

  272. Paulitics, you got all hurt when I pointed and laughed last time. Sorry about that.

  273. Christy Mathewson?!?! OMG!!! Awesome!

  274. Sweet! Except I’m out of town Tuesday (TO) and Friday (SD), so I won’t be here for you to blow me off.

  275. I’ll be there all, week, so I look forward to not seeing you on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday.

  276. Paulitics, you got all hurt when I pointed and laughed last time. Sorry about that.

    The water was cold!

  277. Great! Then let’s not get together Monday or Wednesday.

  278. I’ll just call your wife.

  279. And I’ll call your sister. Again.

  280. Sean, want to not get together Monday or Wednesday? That way I won’t show you the ball.

  281. Going ugly early, I see.

    Remember, I’m the most attractive member of my family.

    By far.

  282. Yeah, but her not having teeth is a good thing. IYKWIMAITYD

  283. Remember, I’m the most attractive member of my family.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

  284. It’s an awfully low bar…

  285. Paulitics is into nose, I won’t judge.

    Babe.

    Umm.
    We have to talk.

  286. xBad – I’m sure all of the crackheads that hang out at the dumpster behind the Burger King find you quite attractive!

  287. Like, limbo…

  288. Babe.

    Umm.
    We have to talk.

    Honey, I’ve been waiting for your phone call since 2003.

  289. I’m so glad I’m not feeling .. ok I might be..

    *face into pudding cup.. spoon sticks out next to my ear

  290. Dave, you ignorant slut, who’s Jerry Jenius Jones gonna draft at #9 this year?

  291. Nate Newton Jr.

    sheesh I need sleep. Nite kids.

  292. Laura, did you tie scott up with nylon or hemp cord tonight?

  293. Damn Spartacus is brutal

  294. I can’t believe that finale

  295. The band is playing cheesy music.

  296. http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2011/02/brits-blow-2500.html

  297. I’ve wandered through the Davis-Monthan AFB boneyard.

    Somber place.

  298. I totally dreamed that I was going to have dinner with Chuck Yeager several years ago. Unfortunately, in the dream, I never made it to the dinner, as the showering and dressing all fancy took so long, and I was rudely awoken too soon.

  299. Wow. Dude is OLD.

  300. Laura, did you tie scott up with nylon or hemp cord tonight?

    You have the dynamics of this relationship precisely wrong. The only reason you can read this is because I scampered out the gate while he was cleaning my cage.

    *a little bell rings*

    OOOH COOKIE

    brb

  301. How does she get that hump through the cage?

  302. At 88, Chuck Yeager could still kick ass and have time to brush his teeth

  303. He is about as bad-ass as the Air Force can get.

  304. http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/02/mission-accomplished.html

  305. I’m four indians and my mother in law is dead.

    Man, that PG is a really mean drunk.

  306. 7 indians!

  307. Stone cold sober.

    Life sux.

  308. Stone cold sober.
    Life sux.

    If I could send some of this French red through the intertubes, I would.

    Stone cold sober is no way to go through life.

  309. He is about as bad-ass as the Air Force can get.

    He was in the Army until 1947.

  310. I get to drink in 1.5 hours. Woo hoo!

  311. By the way, I could use a fresh eddiebear rant full of fuckity fuckisms.

    Those always make me smile.

  312. It would be even better if you get to drink 1.5 liters.

  313. By the way, I could use a fresh eddiebear rant full of fuckity fuckisms.

    Those always make me smile.

    Why don’t you fucking go fuck yourself, you fucking Limey motherfucker?

    (I know it’s not quite the same, but I’d like to think I was helping.)

  314. Why don’t you fucking go fuck yourself, you fucking Limey motherfucker?
    (I know it’s not quite the same, but I’d like to think I was helping.)

    That gave me a slight frisson, so bravo, old chap.

  315. By the way, is anyone banned this week? And is it true that even stainless steel clad in platinum can be rusted with the salty, salty tears of John Boehner?

  316. Charlie Sheen is banned, but he just don’t give a fuck.

  317. “Charlie Sheen is banned, but he just don’t give a fuck.”

    So he finally ran out. Well, everyone has a finite supply, and he ran through his fast as possible.

  318. It’s a tragedy, really. A guy who got rich and famous because his dad was rich and famous managed to fuck up his charmed life by being a coked-up, crazy whoremonger.

    *cries bitter tears*

    Jesus Christ, is this even America anymore?

  319. I want to live in a country where a guy who was a coked-up crazy whoremonger because his dad was a crazy coked-up whoremonger manages to fuck up his life by becoming rich and famous.

    I dunno, it sounds symmetrical, or something. I’m just a fucking Limey.

  320. Incidentally, that photo of Barry Rainbowshanks pole-smoking a hot dog and bun is extremely homoerotic.

    Which is quite an accomplishment since Barry couldn’t lift anyone’s dick without a crane were he not a non-white ultra-left demagogue.

    I think his opposition to DOMA is merely a catspaw to facilitate a split with Michelle. Barry wants to break free and find himself, even in an Interstate rest stop if necessary.

  321. You’ve got some old German broad whose family changed their name when her cousin got his moustache in (even more of) a twist and her Greek house-husband ruling you.

    Let’s not judge, Eric.

  322. That was meant as a response to the “crazy, coked-up whoremonger” comment, not the Obama comm–oh, wait.

  323. I do not judge.

    I just do the honey badger.

    And then try to wring another glass out of this bottle of red wine. Perhaps then I will discover why I keep scrolling to the top of the thread to the pictures. I guess I just like the sea, and light clothing.

  324. Hmm. “Oreillers sales.” It just doesn’t have the Anglo-Saxon thump of “dirty pillows.” I spent too much time in Paris.

  325. Hi all
    Is it hard for you guys to comment on Ace’s place or is it just me, and also have you noticed there are like 7,987 more commenter’s there than normal? Or is it just me?

  326. If you listen, how many “huh’s” new spokes-hole Carney say?

    Q=

    Carney – huh

    Q=

    Our pres in action

    Carney – huh

  327. Moarnin’ Geoff, TSK9.

    Are you Mountain / Pacific folks up way early or way late?

  328. Morning Bob, Bob, Bob.

    http://tinyurl.com/47evxko

  329. Well, looks like nobody is up yet.

    I guess I’ll go find something else to keep me entertained.

    http://tinyurl.com/67m9vcd

  330. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats2

    For teh puppeh.

  331. That is some funny stuff Pupster.

  332. Ooops I mean Shawn.

  333. Mornin.

  334. Notice whom geoff classifies as “nobody.” HMMPH!!!!!!

    In other news, does anyone else secretly agree that the full stop and comma kinda should go outside the punctuation marks, but still can’t quite bring themself to do it?

  335. I will never, ever get over the hurt, Lauren.

    *makes mental note to hang out here earlier in morning when it’s not Johnsonville*

  336. Placement of quotation marks outside of code is a hand-wavy operation at best.

    I’m sure there are rules, but they don’t really matter.

  337. No, can’t really do that Peel. Not brave enough. You first.

    Sean, IRL people call me Lauren, Linda, Lori, Lisa, etc.
    One of the drawbacks of a job where you see people briefly and don’t have any real coworkers.

  338. …on the upside, I only deal with people briefly and don’t have any real coworkers.

  339. Peel – my English teachers through the years have been in endless debate with one another over where the punctuation goes with regard to quotation marks. Whenever I get used to how one teacher wants it done, it’s time for a new teacher and off go the points again.

    I actually remember one year where my English teacher and History teacher were both real grammar sticklers – and yet they disagreed on this point. That was pretty much the year I got a case of the the fuckits and just did it the way I thought looked right.

  340. I will never, ever get over the hurt, Lauren.

    Imagine how I feel.

    *builds clubhouse in backyard*

    *Lauraw knocks on door*

    http://tinyurl.com/2wnwods

  341. *puts Pupster in his crate with no toy*

    Scott is manning the store for me today. Told him I’d cook and have a nice lunch waiting for him when he got home. He said “You should just lay around and watch porn instead.”

    +10,000 Nobel Peace Prizes and a sangweech

  342. Hi Leon. I think your advice has clinched me first place in my weight loss race. 26 pounds in 2 months. Thanks.

    http://tinyurl.com/4tebozx

  343. That’s fantastic, Pupster, congrats!

  344. Wow! That is fantastic Pupster!

  345. Monday is the weigh-in. I think I’m going to keep going until I get down to pre-fat slob weight.

  346. Skeletons are hawttt.

  347. Sean, IRL people call me Lauren, Linda, Lori, Lisa, etc.

    Well, um, how ’bout Lynnette?

    Your move.

  348. I’m hoping to drop about 10-15 more pounds myself, but it’s going to take specific effort and alteration to my training.

  349. Skeletons are hawttt.

    …in August, on a Connecticut beach

    *cue “Theme from Love Story”*

    http://tinyurl.com/4ceznk9

  350. Lynn! That’s another one. One of the daytime delivery guys has been calling me Lynn for YEARS. He figured out his mistake one day (I don’t bother correcting anybody anymore), he apologized, and promptly forgot and started doing it again the following week.

    Your move.

    *carefully picks up stapler and moves it three inches South- SouthWest of it’s current position*

    *looks challengingly at Sean, like an absolute crazed ‘tard*

  351. Its Saturday and I woke up at my usual 4am was able to go back to sleep Mistake: nightmare city

  352. Mornin’.

    Another episode of This Old Poat, I see.

  353. it stinks

  354. *carefully picks up stapler and moves it three inches South- SouthWest of it’s current position*

    *looks challengingly at Sean, like an absolute crazed ‘tard*

    *goes to sleep several thousand miles away*

    I think I win. You’ll spend hours with the TSA explaining what you plan to do to me, and none of it is legal.

    *also sleeps for years before high speed rail is developed*

  355. Meet the new poat, same as the old poat.

  356. Well I’m not making a new poat. I’m effin’ starving this morning, and the chicken won’t cook itself.

  357. I’ll make new poat brb

  358. Good morning. Eww, who left this place such a dump, last night?

    *Tip toes over spilled milk, Chris Dodd’s boat, and crocodile tears.

  359. This is a token comment so that nobody can accuse me of missing a BBF post.

    Especially one this awesome.

  360. new poat those who give a shit


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