The Super Bowl is this Sunday, and while the men argue over third down-conversions, blitzes, quarterback scrambles, and flea flickers, we women can check out the players (and the ads and whether there’s any wings left).
So many videos, so few allowing embeds. Someone please go kick Sony, Warner Records, and Vevo in the poon for me. Thank you, nice person.
This will do, I think.
Let’s start off with a little old school Super Bowl with Joe Montana. Looking good, babe.
Next, we have Jason Taylor of the New York Jets.
Then we have Jeff Samardzija in his college days. Says he was a wide receiver, looks like a tight end.
Up next is Kerry Rhodes of the Arizona Cardinals.
Tribble Reese from Clemson University
Too young? How about this older redhead for Carin?
And I don’t know who he is, but I like him.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzW_7ANnHZI
OMG yes, Roamy. Yummy. I don’t know who he is either, but he’s a WIN.
I meant my redhead.
Of course.
That’s the good stuff Roms! Love it!
Car in, it’s Jeremy Shockey, of the New Orleans Saints.
In other news, I want to work for Chrysler: Chrysler loses millions, asks for billions, gives bonuses too!
I wonder if those loans are gonna go through now? Hmmmm.
Dang it! You all moved to the new poat …
Good piece in today’s WSJ: Let’s Restart the Green Revolution: Food prices are up, and output and productivity is falling behind. Not enough attention is being placed on regulation-induced stagnation.
It’s not my fault if you can’t read it.
Which means Jeremy is mine since he plays for MY team
I could be a NO Saints fan.
Do you get kickbacks for every subscription sold, Andy?
Off to work. Y’all have a good day.
“Kickbacks” is such an ugly word.
I prefer “commissions.”
I ain’t watching the first ever “Ned Beatty Deliverance Bowl”.
The Fudge Packers vs. the Squealers…..
Good morning!
What a nice poat to see first thing 😀
Good morning poat lickers!
this poat reeks of snausage…
Good morning, GML. Hope your wife and family are doing better 🙂
It looks like everyone is taking a snow day from H2.
Heh, Car in, that’s because no one is at work!
I was going to have my taxes done today, but I am NOT leaving the house in this weather.
Damn, I called it:
http://tinyurl.com/4tbdrmu
Happy Groundhog Day everyone!
I must vigorously protest the lack of offensive linemen in this HHD lineup. The male version of Kerrie Marie needs love too.
I give you the Pittsburg Steelers’ Cellulite Curtain. http://is.gd/nyoQmQ
Drool, bitches.
Suddenly I’m a New York Jets fan.
In unrelated news t’s still -30 here.
That would be a “snow shoveling day” Carin.
http://is.gd/DvxGYi
Anybody know what it costs to fly to Kiev?
well it is 24 here and I am all kinds of layered up but still at work. We have rolling blackouts through the city of Houston that last anywhere from 15 minutes to over an hour. I hope that doesn’t happen here. too cold.
>> That would be a “snow shoveling day” Carin.
Bingo! I just got back in.
Nothing better than shoveling snow in the rain.
The weather geniuses really screwed the pooch on our forecast. We were supposed to get an assload of snow and sleet with the rain staying closer to the coast, but nooooo…
Probably about $800 Pendejo. But the good news is once you get there you can have anything or anybody for a pint or two of vodka
I’m about to start. Well below zero chill factors here and 2 to 5 foot deep drifts in my driveway have talked me into waiting a bit. But … it’s not gonna clear itself off. Bleh!
We still have power, but the winds have not started yet. Six inch icicles on the door handles of the Escape. Everything is coated with ice. Herself is going to try to get out of the cul de sac. . . hope she doesn’t wreck her new truck!
oldie but goodie
http://frontpage.americandaughter.com/?p=4363
We have not left our home for over 24 hours. Has anyone else in the Dallas Metro area gotten on the roads? Seems dicey and if you don’t have to, a good idea not to. You can’t even go for a walk because everything is icy.
What do Minnesotans do?
What do Minnesotans do?
Other Minnesotans and assorted livestock.
>> What do Minnesotans do?
How many of these buildings do you see when you’re driving around DFW?
http://bit.ly/dIXnyu
“What do Minnesotans do?”
They tend to have larger families.
None. Gotcha.
Anybody know what it costs to fly to Kiev?
Wait wait wait…. A feminist group that actually acknowledges REAL misogyny in hte Middle East?
Are we sure the snowstorm-that-never-was didn’t just divert to Hell?
Catchy tune. Not much on substance, but dancable. I like it.
I don’t do sports. I use to play ’em, but don’t watch or follow ’em. Missing a gene, I think.
I figgered out years ago that is was a social killer to admit this at work however.
Before lesson:
“You see the game last night?”
“No, I don’t follow sports.”
“Uh, um, yeah, see ya later” *everyone moves away from me on the Group W bench*
After lesson:
“You see the game last night?”
“Yeah, I did, whattya think?”
*First person prattles on about scores, who did what, their favorite team, yada, yada, I am nodding head like I know what the fuck they are talking about, or even which sport they are following*
“OK, see you later!”
“Yeah man, sure!” *person wanders off, confident that I am a fellow member of the pack*
Works much better. My wife is always sure to tell me who won the Super Bowl each year so I won’t become a social pariah.
Just for shits and grins, I put the North Pole on my iphone weather page as one of the places to check on.
Odessa, TX 9 degrees
The North Pole, 10 degrees
Fucking Santa catches all the good breaks.
Odessa, TX 9 degrees
The North Pole, 10 degrees
HA! Good one, PD.
Is Al Gore visiting the N. Pole?
Is Al Gore visiting the N. Pole?
From the temperatures, I would say he’s in Odessa.
Good morning, GML. Hope your wife and family are doing better
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Thanks Aggie! Everyone is doing much better, funeral tomorrow.
I give you the Pittsburg Steelers’ Cellulite Curtain. http://is.gd/nyoQmQ
Who the heck is the little guy who is almost lost amongst those giants? (#38)
The town I grew up in, and which my parents still live in, up in the panhandle of TX near Amarillo is -1 degrees right now. I’d like to get Al and Tipper up there. I’d have some hot buttered rum with Tipper by the fire while Al cleans my parent’s driveway. In a tshirt and shorts. I might be a champ and let that fat motherfuck wear some flip flops.
Why does God hate us? We eat pork, we have indoor plumbing… We’ve done everything history has taught us to avoid natural disasters….
As many as four men from Qatar are suspected of aiding the Al Qaeda hijackers in the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, but investigators concluded in the days following the attacks that there was insufficient evidence to charge the suspects
Was there sufficient evidence to kidnap them, waterboard them, and interrogate them under sodium pentathol? Because that’s a fuck-right more important than “probable cause”.
pendejo are you in Odessa?
Al Gore should pay a visit to the north pole. I’m sure there’s a polar bear up there that would like to make his acquaintance.
For just a couple minutes, Drudge had up a blurb with no link saying “US, EU examining removing Mubarak by military means” or words to that effect. It’s gone, now.
Feel free to run around in tight circles screaming.
Very nice choices for HHD, Roamy – they warmed me right up this morning!
Mr. TiFW was wanting to go to work today, but not really – I let him “use” me as an excuse; you know, “My wife didn’t want me out on the roads with all that ice out there”…..
Dang, it’s cold!
Glad to hear y’all are doing better, GML.
Ok, who wants to play?
http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/mel-strikes-again/
I am shoveling snow. I mean, not ME. One of my minions.
A boy desperate to have his girlfriend visit will do anything.
Life is good.
This blows. At work with scott’s droid. Store computer can’t get a connection. Fedex not picking up. No reason to be here.
Gonna put a sign on the door and gtfooh.
Carin, the other day I was running 30 min on the treadmill using my Vibrams, the last 10 minutes were kind of torture because I could feel every edge (outline shape of my foot imprinted on the Vibram) of the Vibram on the bottom of my feet.
Has that ever happened to you?
poon.
poon.
Racist.
poon.
Racist.
Hater.
Hater.
Can’t really deny that one.
Oooh, Vibrams. They use up too many batteries, though.
It takes a while to toughen up your feet for the vibrams. Mine have gotten a bit soft since I haven’t been running as much.
When you’re feet get sore, take ’em off and change your shoes. Take a day or two off, then go back to ’em. You’ll eventually toughen up your feet enough that you won’t get that pain.
My feet got a sore spot running last week. Took a break (used my other shoes) than when I ran in them on Sunday they were fine for five miles.
then.
Hater.
Can’t really deny that one.
It’s ok. Everyone should have a hobby.
Oooh, Vibrams. They use up too many batteries, though.
Rosetta’s is powered by Floyd farts.
Count,
Close to Odessa. Not in.
Car in and Ma re,
I’ve been using my vibrams to do Insanity workouts on a thick rubber mat. They work great for that, giving you a good clean feel for the surface. But I can’t imagine running on the street in them. It would ruinate my feet and knees in a hurry.
It would ruinate my feet and knees in a hurry.
No it wouldn’t.
You would be forced to run PROPERLY which doesn’t damage the knees. Your feet would be strengthened and get a tad tougher.
Hahhahaha
Looks like I don’t have to buy beer for the guys.
Fucking weather hypers. Incompetent douches. Wish I could get paid to be wrong all of the time.
awaiting moderation, Aggie – did you put me on the ‘no fly’ list as well?
Fucking weather hypers. Incompetent douches. Wish I could get paid to be wrong all of the time.
Run for office.
Yesterday the prediction was 6 – 8 inches overnight, with another 12 – 16″ today.
We got, maybe, 5 overnight, and we’re getting light flurries now. But all the schools are closed and the stores sure sold a lot of groceries.
Fuck the cocksucking teachers, and fuck those radio and tv cocksuckers. I’m sick of it.
Cairo Museum, home of many priceless and irreplaceable Egyptian artifacts, is on fire.
Women and minorities hardest hit. Except for King Tut, who’s in there, too.
Epic Harbinger of End Times Storm FAIL!
OF course, there’s always next week’s “event.”
I heard on the news this morning that, due to the massive disappointment this storm turned out to be for nearly everyone involved, they are going to rename it Winter Storm Xbrad.
pendejo – cool. I have some land out there. Lamesa / O’donnell area
The reason we were going to get a blizzard was Global Warming. The reason we didn’t get a blizzard…
Wait for it
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Yep, Global Warming
Cairo Museum, home of many priceless and irreplaceable Egyptian artifacts, is on fire.
I blame Sarah Palin. If it weren’t for her incendiary rhetoric, the protesters would never have thought to start fires.
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Women and minoritiesLloyd’s of London hardest hit.fixt
I welcome the actions taken by our fearless leader in this matter.
What? Oh, right. I forgot. Reagan’s dead.
Palin is throwing bricks from her front porch at protesters in Cairo
Palin was shooting camels from a helicopter.
Palin was shooting camel from a helicopter. That is what set off the violence.
Palin can see teh Sphinx from her porch in Alaska.
Palin does not wear a Bhurka. It was the sight of her uncovered whore face that incited the riots.
Palin posted a map of Egypt with crosshairs on the tourist attractions on her Facebook page.
yep, sure enough…. I found it
http://tinypic.com/r/10hsm5g/7
For just a couple minutes, Drudge had up a blurb with no link saying “US, EU examining removing Mubarak by military means”
There is a terrific odor coming from D.C. beyond their usual shit, on this one.
*thinks of Ayers and pastor Wright and all the anti-Israel fucks in Barry’s circle of thugs*
Palin ran an ad with a target over Cairo.
Damn you ANDY!!
The good news in all this is that Anderson Cooper got his ass kicked by an angry mob.
(Anderson Hays Vanderbilt Cooper. He’s Gloria Vanderbilt’s son. I did not know that until today)
The Enquirer alleges that Todd Palin was using a massage parlor in Cairo.
The good news in all this is that Anderson Cooper got his ass kicked by an angry mob.
(Anderson Hays Vanderbilt Cooper. He’s Gloria Vanderbilt’s son. I did not know that until today)
The crowd must have beat him up because his ass looked faaaaaabbbulous in those jeans.
Haters. All of them.
A report in the Juneau Daily News alleged that Sarah Palin uses both her right hand and toilet paper.
This picture of Sarah Palin’s shoes appeared on the front page of the Cairo Daily Camel Dump & News this morning: http://tinyurl.com/4ofl5kf
Mubarak is really Trigs father.
Anderson Cooper is teh ghey? Who knew?
The riot in Ejipped started when Palin made a fart noise during evening prayers. They were all kissing the dirt when….
PLLLLLTTTT!!!!
Wow, just heard a glowing news report about the “perfect storm of crises” that President Obama is dealing with. He is juggling all these, and making the best of the situation.
They shouldn’t fling that much poo when I’m having lunch.
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!!
ZOMFG!!!11!! Did you hear that Palin said, “WTF, Egypt?”
COUNT FTW!!
Andi Sullivan weeps.
Bumfuck Egypt.
Hotspur – That would be, “Bumphuk”
Lots of buildings fell down last night.
Wow, just heard a glowing news report about the “perfect storm of crises” that President Obama is dealing with. He is juggling all these, and making the best of the situation.
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Nazis, terrorists, Vietnam, the Civil War, forming the nation. Childs play.
Palin now claims her secret affair ended with Hosni Mubarak because he was too “Mavericky”
Methinks BamBam is cowering under the desk in his office, chainsmoking doobies.
That’s just me, though…..
And here’s my album cover (using Aggie’s link above):
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/02/02/things-to-do-on-a-really-cold-day/
Heh – love the font Tifw, here’s mine.
Thanks, Carin.
Really cool, GML!
Home. Bakin’ chikin. And grumpy. Again. Sorry.
That ‘snow’ on my store ramp had to be chopped at for quite a while before a shovel would get under it. Then it was like shoveling wet sand….with a snow shovel. Urk.
And then another delightful romp on sleety roads with people who drive like Agile Dog.
On top of it all, it was another day that didn’t pay. Everything sucks. I suck, Scott sucks, the dogs suck too. Boo hoo! BAAWWWL.
I need a massage and a baby bottle full of wine.
And a binky.
And a Snuggie.
And that redhead guy up there with the tattoos, even though I don’t like tattoos and am not into redheads and Scott says he’s a douchebag. That guy still does it for me. Dear Sweet Jesus. I want to turn him around and look at his butt.
I would date him. Date, date, date him. Until he was a husk.
Wow, just heard a glowing news report about the “perfect storm of crises” that President Obama is dealing with. He is juggling all these, and making the best of the situation.
Are these the same people who thought that the Presidency was perhaps too big a job for just one man?……
…Scott sucks…
Well, at least you have SOMETHING to look forward to….. 😉
I seem to be the only female unimpressed by the photos above….
Give yourself a few years, hon…..
http://tinyurl.com/4k34xmj
That’s my album cover. I got Floyd, somehow.
It’s 14 degrees outside. Can somebody please pay the gas bill already? It ain’t supposed to be this cold down here!
That’s cute, MJ!
It’s 14 degrees outside. Can somebody please pay the gas bill already? It ain’t supposed to be this cold down here!
Talk to Aggie, she lives down the street from the Sun. But I don’t think Sol is taking any calls today.
Revvy, I’m sorta with you. I find the redhead hawt…the rest….meh…too young and/or meh.
*too worried about the new caliphate*
Eh, I just prefer skinny guys I think. I think all the guys I’ve ever been interested in (with one exception that I can recall) have been beanpoles.
Palin has stock in Target which was making plans to open a store in Cairo.
been on the phone with centerpoint gas for over an hour. this is a party!
Look, bitches, you just back the fack up regarding that there redhead up there.
He’s MINE.
Scott says he’s a douchebag.
He’s a former NY Giant and was a whiny baby with an inflated ego the whole time.
And his hair is actually blond. So obviously, the little fag has dyed his hair red.
In other words……. FAKE!!!!!
Have at him, ladies….
http://tinyurl.com/6yb353b
And his hair is actually blond. So obviously, the little fag has dyed his hair red.
There’s only one way to know for sure.
*raises hand to volunteer.
And his hair is actually blond. So obviously, the little fag has dyed his hair red.
Actually, I think the lighting is just a little weird in that picture. Colors can do some crazy shit in photographs under non-ideal lighting conditions – his hair is probably blond in that photo, the light just makes it look red.
Now I’m just gonna watch you gals fight over him, because I could honestly care less.
Yummy.
Wiser, he looks terrible there, and the gal he’s with looks like a dummy.
This thread is 163% gayer than it was 20 comments ago.
I think Jeremy likes teh drugs and booze.
“This thread is 163% gayer than it was 20 comments ago.”
hahahahahahahah….maybe.
Looking at his pictures, apparently drugs and booze agree with him.
Waaaah, they don’t throw the ball to me enough. I promise I won’t drop it this time…..
http://tinyurl.com/5w8wh9y
Interesting JS factoid: The entire time he played for the Giants, they missed the post season, until the year where he broke his leg and had to sit out pretty much the entire season.
That would be the year the Giants beat the Patriots and won the Super Bowl, (being the only team that year to beat the Patriots, btw.) While Shockey sat there and watched. And bitched.
Well, we aren’t supposed to cry over spilled milk, but apparently the EPA can REGULATE IT:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/02/01/rest-assured-my-friends-obama-regime-will-now-regulate-spilled-milk/
Everybody shed a crocodile tear or two for Christiane Amanpour:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/02/02/amanpour-angry-mob-attacked-our-car-shouting-they-hate-america/
And give a cheer for the new Governor of New Mexico:
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/02/02/new-mexico-gop-governor-declares-end-to-sanctuary-state-status-for-illegal-immigrants/
Look, all that is irrelevant for me to enjoy his picture.
If Shockey didn’t play pro football, he’d live in a double wide in northeastern Oklahoma, grow his own weed out back, have a 78 Trans Am up on blocks in his dirt driveway, and three pitbulls chained to his front porch support.
He just gives off that vibe.
Stop the h8.
I’ve never stolen anybody’s boyfriend before but I’m going to steal your boyfriend, Carin.
I can tell from his pictures that he’s into me.
It’s up to 37F here. Went outside for a smoke and it sounds like a giant bowl of Rice Krispies out there. The ice on the trees is cracking and falling on to the crusty snow and making quite a racket.
Everybody shed a crocodile tear or two for Christiane Amanpour:
Lucky for her they had the camera running, huh? I wonder how loud she had to yell over the crowd to get them to notice her and then to get the to listen to her while she coached them in just what to say?
I can tell from his pictures that he’s into me.
And they say guys are shallow.
The ice on the trees is cracking and falling on to the crusty snow and making quite a racket./i>
That’s pretty cool, ain’t it?
*eats popcorn* It’s fun to watch the Hostages get all territorial over the Hostagettes.
revvy, I prefer bean poles too. Married one, birthed two.
Why is Mare talking to Rush Limbaugh?
I’ve never stolen anybody’s boyfriend before but I’m going to steal your boyfriend, Carin.
I can tell from his pictures that he’s into me.
Wait until he sees you from behind and gets a gander at the hump. He’ll come running back to me.
And I’ll forgive him.
Oh yes, I’ll forgive him.
My husband took the snowblower and greated a pile of snow about 6 feet high and lord only knows how wide.
Now they’re making a fort.
created.
I was looking at the snow while typing that.
revvy, I prefer bean poles too. Married one, birthed two.
Yeah, current beau is 6’1″ and very skinny. Solid muscle (seriously, I question whether he even has internal organs or not), but if he turns sideways he disappears.
Here’s my album:
Wait until he sees you from behind and gets a gander at the hump.
I”m counting on it. Guys like a gal with curves.
HS – I just listened to your album and was compelled to go outside and kill a squirrel. Now I am eating wheatgrass…
Guys like a gal with curves.
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and money!
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/02/02/maddow-blames-beck-and-other-conservatives-her-getting-duped-satirica
crap. gym is closed.
It’s really not that bad. All hype.
I’m sure the roads are cleared.
Car – you can use my shake weight.
Taht is so sweet, TTD.
I knew that guy looked familiar
Lauraw = Jack
Scottw = Wendy
Yankee = Danny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0fgAfo-e3w
I knew that guy looked familiar
I tell you who needs to be hiding. That bitch wit’ the sign needs to be hiding, that’s who.
awaiting moderation, Aggie
Sorry, GML! I was gone to pick up hubby’s vehicle and getting lunch. You are free from Askimet’s clutches 😀
Great album cover, HS!
I swear, it is so cold downstairs that my hands aren’t working – there may not be a Summary post today…..
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4w74ude
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/startrekrabbit.gif?w=208&h=219
Wiser – the SportsDome is the best source for factual sports news on the netwebs. Love it!
Okay, I have to go yell at the school for fucking up my audit. Talk to ya’ll later.
This reminds me of something too.
Wiser, the sports pundits are really saying that the Pittsburg fans who didn’t like him after the assault cases will forgive Ben if he wins the Super Bowl.
Yikes.
The Onion nailed it.
“This reminds me of something too.
http://i.imgur.com/FLfwi.jpg”
LOL
Not a good idea, Ben. This is where the problems get jacked up 100 fold:
http://tinyurl.com/4o6aqv3
I swear, it is so cold downstairs that my hands aren’t working
So now I’m expected to go two weeks in a row without my Wednesday nigiht handie? I’m about to cut you.
Wiser, the sports pundits are really saying that the Pittsburg fans who didn’t like him after the assault cases will forgive Ben if he wins the Super Bowl.
But only when he has more SB rings than rape convictions.
Did you see the line in the crawl during the story that said “Michael Vick still a dog-murder after wild card loss.” I laughed my ass off.
the SportsDome is the best source for factual sports news on the netwebs. Love it!
Only show I watch on Comedy Central. And the Onion News on IFC is a freaking riot as well. Incredibly well done shows, both of them.
Here ya go, Aggie:
“Michael Vick still a dog-murder after wild card loss.”
Yes, saw it, but the problem is…..it’s probably true. Win a couple of play offs and all of the sudden it’s, “What dog killing ring?” “Vick? No way! That’s got to be a rumor, you just hate black quarterbacks!”
>> But only when he has more SB rings than rape convictions.
He already has that.
Wiser, the sports pundits are really saying that the Pittsburgh fans who didn’t like him after the assault cases will forgive Ben if he wins the Super Bowl.
No, the sterling reputation he had before will never come back. Pittsburghers don’t like bad, thuggish behavior from their players and the owners avoid signing players like that. (Except for Santanio Holmes, which caused a sort of a scandal in town.)
I think the reaction is more likely to be “Good, you did your job, thank you and stay the hell out of more trouble.”
So now I’m expected to go two weeks in a row without my Wednesday nigiht handie? I’m about to cut you.
Darlin’, if’n you want a handie with palms and fingers that are about as warm as an ice cube, I’ll be more than happy to oblige you.
You have heard the term “shrinkage”, right? ‘Cuz I’m thinkin’ yours will shrink up to the point that it becomes a vagina…..
He already has that.
Sorry…. rape arrests……
fucking pedantic douche.
Interesting POV of what really is going on in Egypt:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/02/the_story_of_the_egyptian_revo.html
Sorry…. rape arrests……
fucking pedantic douche.
I don’t think he’s been arrested either. Certainly not charged.
The iPad newspaper? Ha Ha Ha Ha
$30 million ? Ha ha ha ha
Good job Rupert.
Wiser, that album screams you!!
Go post it at H&B 😀
Teresa, I think I’m in your spam at your site!
>> I don’t think he’s been arrested either. Certainly not charged.
And damned well not convicted either. Except here.
I don’t think he’s been arrested either. Certainly not charged.
GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
IT WASN’T MY JOKE, PEOPLE!!! DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO?!?!?!?
There was a video?
Interesting POV of what really is going on in Egypt
That kid’s description is damned “truthy”.
As for Roethlisberger, I think I speak for all Bengals fans when I say that I don’t care whether he sucks his cocks by consent or not.
Wiser, that album screams you!!
It’s a little jazz funk groove with a bit of ska/reggae influence, back with some pop overtones and just a smidge of your standard R&B rhythms.
There was a video?
STABBY STABBY STABBY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STABBY STABBY HURT KILL STABBY PAIN!!!!!!!!!
Ally Ghey Shuns
Great article, Teresa.
‘Cuz I’m thinkin’ yours will shrink up to the point that it becomes a vagina…..
*long heavy siiiiiiiiiiigh*
I guess I’ll take care of it myself then.
Okay, I have to go yell at the school for fucking up my audit. Talk to ya’ll later.
While this is a nice rhetorical flourish to advertise your plans, this is NOT the way to make bureaucrats help you out. You piss ’em off, and you just might have to wait another term to graduate. I recommend being nice, friendly, not quite obsequious, yet firm. You know, teaspoonful of sugar and all that..
Now, West, you know she’s just venting her spleen with us so that she can be all sweetness and light with the bureaucrats…..
Aggie, you’re visible on my site now – it was waiting for me to approve the comment (I’m still new to all of this blogging stuff……)
Now, West, you know she’s just venting her spleen with us so that she can be all sweetness and light with the bureaucrats…..
Yeah, I know, but remember my earlier comment about flogging them regularly? It’s worked out so far. And she can explain the scars by saying she ran into a door.
Thanks, Teresa!
This Volkswagen is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor – TAKE IT AWAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0&feature=player_embedded
PS: this ad will supposedly play on Super Sunday.
That’s a cute ad, Cuffy!
Cuffy!!!
I can’t believe you missed all the fun in Egypt. You could have been
a witness tohistory.Supposubly.
I can’t believe you missed all the fun in Egypt. You could have been a witness to history.
He could have, at least, had a chance to kick Anderson Cooper’s ass.
Alright, time to go
FUCKSPREAD SALT!!!Did’ja see this one? Great ad – don’t know about the car, but fantastic marketing. If’n I was to buy a new car today (fat chance) it’d be a Jetta TDI.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ulbjaKmKG0&NR=1
I think the camel I rode at the Pyramids is the one on Drudge right now. I never forget a face.
Yargggh, didn’t mean to embed.
*flogs himself*
Oh, that was good. *Flogs again*
here’s our camel pic:
http://www.twitpic.com/3vsbl2
*low whistle*
Nice humps.
mine’s the one with the red muzzle. A MUZZLE. Just like Mubarak’s internet kill switch!!1!1
I would date him. Date, date, date him. Until he was a husk.
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Good day sunshine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTPdbpogRE
Oh my, Barbara Boxer is gonna let the global warming cat out of the bag, and the bag of hammers doesn’t realize it. This just proves she’s a kool aid drinker that believes all of that stuff, and hasn’t paid attention to science, only the IPCC bulletins:
Sen. Boxer says climate science hearings are ‘absolutely’ in the works
Bring it on, indeed, Babs. Just gotta keep our eyes peeled, to make it fair.
Gah, forgot to put in I got that from Hot Air.
Yeah, current beau is 6’1″ and very skinny. Solid muscle (seriously, I question whether he even has internal organs or not), but if he turns sideways he disappears.
That is my son.
You are here, so you must be conservative. Do you like children?
Do you like children?
With fava beans and a nice chianti.
Oh my. My son’s university is closed a third day due to ‘unprecedented’ 18 inches of snow, wicked winds, and dangerously low temps.
Fava beans are gaseous, no? I like mine with jelly beans.
Ja’ames – You don’t think she would allow any skeptics to testify?!? She won’t let the story of the UVA refusal to release Mann’s data to come out or the fact that Hanson’s crew at NASA refuses to release the raw temperature data, along with their algorithms, do you?
Cuffy, are camels very pettable? They have such lovely eyes.
Chief, I don’t think she can stack the witness list that high. Plus, it will take a while to set these up, and there’s plenty of times to throw wrenches in the works.
Camels bite & spit! (hence the muzzle)
Long ago and far away I was in an airport with my wife (pre-nuptials), and made a comment about an out-of-control toddler who was running amok in the restaurant we were patronizing. She said:
“Do you really want kids? You don’t even like children!”
I replied “Well, I’ll like MY children”.
Cuffy, are camels very pettable?
Camels bite & spit!
YOU WEREN’T DOING IT RIGHT!!
Jay – BTW, I think NASA uses AlGore rhythms to “prove” glowball worming!
I replied “Well, I’ll like MY children”.
That is all that matters.
I have found that arguing Cimate Change/Global Warming with a believer is exactly the same as arguing with a crazy person. Passersby cannot tell which one of you is nuts.
I’ve has more than one believer refuse to discuss AGW with me because they like me, and think I am really a nice guy – and if I pursue the line of argument, they will cease to do so. So I let them go their merry way, safe with two delusions.
I think NASA uses AlGore rhythms to “prove” glowball worming!
Perhaps Barry shouldn’t have cut NASA with him having worms and all.
*snort*
Did anyone see the poat at Ace’s yesterday on the Politico thing?
http://minx.cc/?post=311495
Today the targets are gone. Hahahahahaha
http://www.politico.com/2012-election/candidate-map/
And if I were a camel living amongst Egyptian islamic goat f*cking woman ‘cutting’ fiends, I’d be biting and spitting too.
*removes stake*
*stomps on corpse*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWP-AsG5DRk
There’s a couple of old military jokes about camels. I’ll update for today’s theatre.
A new recruit gets posted to An FOB in Afghanistan. After a week or so he asks around about ‘recreation’. One of the squad replies: “Oh, we just use the camels”. The recruit looks at the camels, shudders, and goes back to his tent. A couple of weeks later, desperate, he sneaks out to the camel pen and does the inevitable with a camel. Satisfied, yet slightly guilty, he returns to his bunk. A teammate pops his head in the tent a few minutes later and says “Hey, man we are going to use the camels, you in?” He declines, mentioning that he just shagged one. His teammate stares at him and clarifies that they are going to use the camels to go into town and get laid.
In a similar story, everyone get’s dismissed after a formation and the whole company takes off at a run towards the camels. The newbie asks: “Why is everyone running?”
The reply: “No one wants to get the ugly one”
Poor camels. It’s their beautiful eyes, innit?
I don’t like fast zombies. Fast zombies in a zombie movie are teh ghey.
I was a slow, scary zombie on Monday
So I let them go their merry way, safe with two delusions.
Hah!! http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/Aoi_Panda/Kittyz/1143366025564.jpg
We gotta get together for a coupla beers soon, West.
camel toe
http://tinyurl.com/m2bt4h
So count, is your Lamesa/Odonnell spread making you the megabucks in cotton or grazing?
This guy, um, has too much time on his hands — calculates the actual number of days Bill Murray was stuck in Groundhog Day:
http://is.gd/bOvdw6
over the years it was cotton. Last month we signed an oil lease on about 1500 acres. I used to spend many a summer out there.
*We gotta get together for a coupla beers soon, West.
Absolutely. We should invite Wiser, too. I know a couple places where they will serve anybody.
“Maam, do you serve grits here?”
“Son, we’ll serve anybody here”
Cuffy I had to put that on my Groundhog day status on facechimp
Off to dinner. The wind is up (about 25 mph), let’s hope the power lines hold out!
This guy, um, has too much time on his hands — calculates the actual number of days Bill Murray was stuck in Groundhog Day:
Just one small problem with his theory…. 33 years of reliving the same day would have driven him absolutely batshit insane and he would have likely spent each “new” day killing every single person in town..
But other than that…
Absolutely. We should invite Wiser, too. I know a couple places where they will serve anybody.
Awwwwww…. what a nice old guy you are…..
Has anybody peed in a cup today?
Great article.
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2011/02/02/2011-02-02_michele_bachmann_for_president_and_im_not_kidding_either_.html
Holy crap, check out this camel trample:
http://is.gd/fx6DWi
I think his camera is toast.
Awwwwww…. what a nice old guy you are…..
Old? Old? I’ll buggy whip you, you young whippersnapper! I’ll 23-skidoo yer persnikety don’t know from nothing sad-sack hind end!
And I’ll drink you under the table, you Johnny-come-lately!
And I’ll drink you under the table, you Johnny-come-lately!
Highly doubtful. Highly, highly doubtful. I have witnesses.
And it;s not how much you drink anyway. It’s how long it takes you to recover.
That was good, HS. She’s right … the left is scared of Bachmann.
From a recent WH briefing on Egypt:
A number of White House officials were given an Encyclopedia Britannica-like briefing about the basics: how many U.S. citizens were inside the country and contingency plans to get them out; reminders that Egypt wasn’t a Muslim country; Hosni Mubarak was a Coptic Christian of a certain sect;
Feel better about their expertise now?
http://is.gd/PLkIE2
Okay, there will DEFINITELY not be a summary post today – it’s too cold at the TiFW casa for my brain and fingers to work efficiently, so it would end up just being a horrible jumble.
Hopefully, someone else will put up another post, or this one’s gonna be it for the day….
Highly doubtful. Highly, highly doubtful. I have witnesses.
As in “For the prosecution” ?
Mickey Mantle’s “Outstanding Experience” at Yankee Stadium:
http://is.gd/YpXzCD
What the left and the media (BIRM) do to Palin, Bachman, Brewer, O’Donnell, etc. shows how insecure and scaredy they are. Fucking pussies.
From Hotspur’s link:
After all, the staunchly conservative Condoleezza Rice does not attract such visceral animosity.
Naaaaaaah, she never got treated like a second-class citizen, mocked mercilessly by pundits and editorial cartoonists as nothing more than a Bush mouthpiece or referred to as a House Nigger by the oh-so-enlightened Kos Kiddies and HuffPosters. Seth McFarlane never used to include moronic and vile attacks on her in Family Guy whenever possible.
Why, they showed her more respect than any other Republican in the history of time!
The only reason she isn’t being attacked daily anymore is that she has all but removed herself from public life. I guarantee you that if she decided to get back into the game, the usual suspects would be attacking her as badly or worse than they have either Palin or Bachmann.
This is how the left is. They go after that which scares them most. Condi is safely removed from any seat of power and does not show any inclination towards returning to politics any time soon.
Oh, and if you check out my FaceCockSlap you’ll see a typical reaction by one of my lefty friends.
Notice how his first response is to defend Politico. It’s not biased. Right.
What the left and the media (BIRM) do to Palin, Bachman, Brewer, O’Donnell, etc. shows how insecure and scaredy they are. Fucking pussies.
What explains the attacks from “our” side?
RINOs
Dad, I think you’ll be happy to know that the entire extent of my class time today was an hour and a half of charades.
How much are we paying per quarter again?
Notice how his first response is to defend Politico. It’s not biased. Right.
Of course they’re not biased. They will tell you that right after they get done with yet another smear article on Sarah Palin and the daily cock-swabbing article on the genius that is Barack Obama.
Cleveland Browns letter to Attorney
http://tinyurl.com/2g9k65d
New poat
Hahahahaha
Watching National Signing Day on ESPN. The first names are hilarious. You boys better hope you make it to the NFL. Otherwise your mommas doomed you with that bullshit.
How much are we paying per quarter again?
Clearly, too f-in much.
Brad, is alcohol off limits?
Okay, there will DEFINITELY not be a summary post today – it’s too cold at the TiFW casa for my brain and fingers to work efficiently, so it would end up just being a horrible jumble.
Two words:
Radiant. Space. Heaters.
*counts on fingers*
OK, that was three words.
Cathy got me the last one on sale before the freeze hit for the Batcave.
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