Let’s see Rosie turn this into a sitcom.

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  1. Derpst!

  2. Figured I’d post a few videos, seeing as how this post is just gonna be pushed down in the morning.

  3. Hell, someone will prolly just poat a bunch more videos and call it “Monday Morning Crap” or something.

  4. This gives people a nice diverse batch of things to listen to. Win win

  5. Diverse isn’t necessarily the same as good.

    I’m just saying is all.

  6. And good is an entirely relative term. For instance, I firmly hold that most of the music that came out before the 90’s sucks. Different tastes is all.

  7. For instance, I firmly hold that most of the music that came out before the 90′s sucks.

    You will never, ever, EVAR have any kind of punk rock cred from this day forward.

    Not that you give a shit. It was more just so that you know.

  8. Huh. Killed it plenty dead, no?

  9. *pokes it with a stick*

  10. *thinks…. yup it’s sean’s fault*

  11. *puts on gloves*

    *buries poat out in the desert*

    *conveniently drops hospital fruit near the grave*

  12. >> This gives people a nice diverse batch of things to listen to. Win win faster poat to ignore the contents of while they’re commenting.

    fixt

  13. *tap, tap, tap*

    Is this thing on?

  14. The stupid is strong in this one.

    Sphincter constricting the carotid artery.

  15. Fox just ran a story about a TSA worker who apparently was sick of his wife. She went on a trip to Pakistan and while she was there he added her to the no fly list.

    She was stuck there for 3 years.

  16. Wakey wakey.

  17. Wanky Wanky!!

    And with that, I’m off to the shower.

  18. If I click on Andy’s link, am I gonna be pissed off? It is the WSJ, but they allow libs to write for them sometimes.

  19. blood pressure going up

  20. Fox just ran a story about a TSA worker who apparently was sick of his wife. She went on a trip to Pakistan and while she was there he added her to the no fly list.

    She was stuck there for 3 years.

    Shower is postponed whilst I laugh my ass off.

  21. DAMN YOU ANDY. I haven’t even had coffee yet.

    FACK

  22. Read the comments Car in.

  23. I screwed that up pretty badly, sorry no coffee yet. Here is the story
    http://weinterrupt.com/2011/01/immigration-officer-comes-up-with-clever-plan-to-get-rid-of-his-wife-put-her-on-the-no-fly-list/

  24. Everyone also knows …

    by now, “everyone knows” that when I a liberal uses those words together in a sentence they are about to make a statement not based in fact. Like this:

    Everyone also knows that CO2 emissions are the major cause of global climate change, that climate change poses a clear and present danger to our planet, and that the U.S. contributes a huge share of global emissions.

  25. Mr. Blinder, a professor of economics and public affairs at Princeton University and vice chairman of t

    If my kids ever mentioned that they wanted to attend Princeton, first I’d laugh my ass off, then kick theirs.

  26. Ha ha ha …

  27. Fear the kids of Tiger moms?

  28. I fear tigers.

  29. Everyone also knows that CO2 emissions are the major cause of global climate change, that climate change poses a clear and present danger to our planet, and that the U.S. contributes a huge share of global emissions.

    A third of that hogwash is arguably factual. That’s pretty good for a lefty.

  30. Excellent word, Edward. I updated the sidebar link at the MoShip.

  31. word=work. Need. More. Coffee.

  32. This poat needs a breast induction.

  33. Thanks for advising to read the comments, Andy. They pretty well take that idiot to the woodshed. I suspect that guy also believes in perpetual motion and cold fusion.

    For the record, the professor Nordhaus from Yale that he cites in the article is a complete lefty douche.

  34. Obviously either I kilt the thread or O hit the “internet off” button. Bummer.

  35. We’re getting some fresh global warming tomorrow.

  36. global warming arrives tonight – I did wash my car yesterday…. I apologize.

  37. Snowmageddon cometh: http://tinyurl.com/4psexds

  38. so NO sleep last night. Seriously one of those nights where you keep looking at the clock and 15 minutes had gone by and this went on of course until around 5am when I finally went into a weird crazy dream state. I am exhausted.

  39. We’re all gonna die!!!

  40. We’re all gonna die!!!

    Who’s this “we” you’re talking about, Kemosabe?

  41. … geez you people are up early.

    I’m about to go to sleep (finally).

  42. It is a fact – we “ARE ALL GONNA DIE!” it is a matter of timing..

  43. You seem a bit verklempt, Eddie.

  44. Good morning, y’all :)

    Sohos, I didn’t sleep either. I my get a nap today. Maybe.

  45. And FUCK JOHN HOLDREN!!!!!

  46. I was up for a few hours around 3 am. I think I got enough sleep in total though. Finally fell back asleep and didn’t wake up until 7 ish.

  47. “Cold Fusion” is real – we just don’t know yet why and how it works.. See the Lenr/Canr, US Naval lab reports. The term “Cold Fusion” is mixed up with the back to the future idea of “Mr. Fusion” and misused on purpose.

  48. ‘Sup, my “special” friends?

  49. Andy: thanks for the help.

    Also, while I have not always been 100% in the corner of the Powerline guys, this is bullshit
    http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2011/01/big-law-firm-takes-down-big.html

  50. The music at the top of this post is absolute proof that today’s young “music makers” and fans are absolutely clueless about what real music is or should be.

  51. ditto that Clint – today’s music sucks and blows.

  52. That sucks for Paul, Eddie.

    I hope he continues blogging anonymously.

  53. that today’s young “music makers” and fans are absolutely clueless about what real music is or should be

    I would agree with that. But then you have Elliott up above who said:

    For instance, I firmly hold that most of the music that came out before the 90′s sucks.

    Which leads to:

    90s now

    I don’t think so. Taste in music is an opinion, and opinions are like assholes – everybody has one, and most aren’t pretty.

  54. Damnit! Forgot that html would eat my greater than and less than signs! html FAIL!

  55. *Looks in mirror. Admires the beauty of his own musical tastes. Hits AD in head with shovel. Leaves room all full of smugness and stuff like that.*

  56. *turns on Korn, ignores everyone on H2

  57. *Hits Carin on head with shovel … but admires her tight ass. Leaves room again.*

  58. Ran across this in my e-mail this morning – it’s certainly a concise explanation for why so many on the left are constantly tearing down Sarah Palin and others on the Right, isn’t it?

    People who lack the strength to be themselves are always trying to tear down those who do.

  59. Amen on that, Teresa. The insecure try to destroy those who are happy and confident.

    The liberals stayed in grade school cliques.

  60. The ice has cometh and school was just called. I hope the roads have been treated well enough for my two mile trek to work WHICH SUCKS ASS.

    Clint, you get ice? My son says Columbia is expecting ten inches.

  61. beasn, nothing much happening here yet but we’re supposed to get hammered later.

  62. Haha, bitches. My brother just dropped by. His wife put two Pendleton wool shirts in the dryer and they shrunk beyond the ability of his portly frame to be properly sheathed by them. Me, they fit perfectly.

    Free, high quality shit. That’s what life’s about.

  63. Congrats on the shirts, HM :)

    I’m hoping my sis has a similar “accident” with her stuff someday.

  64. Columbia is expecting ten inches.

    *bats eyelashes, gives best “come hither” look*
    Well hello, Columbia!!!!!!

  65. we’re supposed to get hammered later.

    – – – – –

    did somebody say Party!?

  66. Well hello, Columbia!!!!!!

    – – –

    Poor Columbia… must be cold where he is!

  67. The one ‘good’ thing about my stupid front loader is that it has a ‘wool/handwashables’ cycle.

  68. I firmly hold that most of the music that came out before the 90′s sucks.

    Joe Strummer and Mick Jones are outside. They’d like a word or two with you.

  69. *Looks in ‘Code Dictionary’ to see what beasn really means when she mentions her ‘front loader’.*

  70. Well hello, Columbia!!!!!

    What would one do with a Columbia? I’d imagine, even in shrinkage mode, it would be a pain to carry around.

  71. *beans clint with a shovel*

  72. O-tay, time to water the pig, get dressed, and ski to work.

    Hopefully everyone came to shop yesterday and the place will be empty.

    Ruh roh

    *hears a steady rain in our 29 degrees*

  73. Be careful driving today, dearest beasn!

  74. Be careful on the road, Cupcake.

  75. Incredibly, it was a beautiful 82* here yesterday. Now it’s 55*.

  76. What would one do with a Columbia? I’d imagine, even in shrinkage mode, it would be a pain to carry around.

    Chafing is the main issue.

  77. This just makes my brain go “OW!”

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/01/31/obama-regime-says-being-forced-to-purchase-health-insurance-is-like-buying-a-tv/

    And this woman was a GOVERNOR?????

    Lady, if people couldn’t get treated for free in the ER, THEY.WOULD.BUY.INSURANCE. It’s YOUR PARTY’S stupid mandate that they get treated for free in the first place…..

    (BTW, I’m sure that the same people who AREN’T buying insurance sure as heck have a nice, new 60″ HDTV in their living room so they CAN watch the Super Bowl)

    *beats head against wall*

  78. What would one do with a Columbia? I’d imagine, even in shrinkage mode, it would be a pain to carry around.

    Two words: Hose. Reel. Batman probably has one on his patio, near to his miraculous and spectacular ho(e).

  79. Poor Columbia… must be cold where he is!

    Well, hello there, GMLand!

    *shoves Columbia away like yesterday’s garbage*

    How are YOU doing?

  80. And Sebelius wields enourmous power, and answers only to Obama.

    *pukes*

  81. if people couldn’t get treated for free in the ER, THEY.WOULD.BUY.INSURANCE. It’s YOUR PARTY’S stupid mandate that they get treated for free in the first place…..

    The Resa, we need 1) free clinics for the truly needy b) catastrophic medical insurance plans iii) tort reform IV) the government to listen to Vaclav Havel.

  82. WE are just fine!

  83. 1) free clinics for the truly needy RUN BY CHURCHES AND OTHER PRIVATE CHARITIES INSTEAD OF TWISTING THE MOTHER FUCKING COMMERCE CLAUSE INTO A SOCIAL ENGINEERING PROJECT RUN BY A SOPHOMORE “FEMINISM IN CUBAN LITERATURE” CLASS.

    If I may add to an already quite worthy thought…

  84. Nice addition, HM.

  85. I think there are many ways to run them. Make them teaching clinics/hospitals. Make them vehicles in which docs can work their student loans off. Private donations. Volunteerism. I’m not opposed to my tax dollars assisting in getting poor chillrens their shots (they do this already) , but people receiving “free” care don’t necessarily “need” the same bells and whistles that the paying customer does.

    that i one of the reasons we strive in life. To get a bigger tv, a better car, and a thicker hospital gown when we go to the doctor visit.

  86. I’m not opposed to my tax dollars assisting in getting poor chillrens their shots

    Certainly, neither am I. But it never stops there. If we’re doing the whole thing with immunizations, hell, we might as well feed them breakfast and lunch, too. And that’s what they did….. One can easily argue, as well, that funding immunizations with federal dollars is unconstitutional. If, you know, the Constitution actually meant anything.

    If there’s anything we should have learned it’s that we would be complete fools to ever let government get a toe into any doorway ever again. Everything they touch turns to shit, and then they charge us for shovelling it.

  87. Crap, I forgot to watch the Superbowl yesterday. Did I miss any good commercials?

  88. We went out to Olive garden last night, and little one ordered the chicken fingers off the kids menu. Our server said they no longer come with fries, but with a vegetable. The reason: they are going to change for a “healthier lifestyle.” Little one prefers broccoli anyway, but what pissed me off is the obvious governmental intrusion into a private chain or restaurants.

    The irony: all of their desserts stay.

  89. “Cold Fusion” is real – we just don’t know yet why and how it works.

    Catman, I’ll defer to you on that — perhaps my comment was hasty. But you’re *not* going to sell me a perpetual motion machine :)

  90. Carin, it was the pro bowl yesterday. Supah bowl is next Sunday.

  91. Tis very true.

    But, I believe that if we could somehow – magically – find a way to only serve those in need, it would be a pittance. Combined with reforms that encouraged folks to get OFF of aid (those life-time members would be only those who were handicapped, for example) — it could work.

    Do I think that private charity could handle it in it’s entirety? no I do not. I lack faith in people.

    But, I also think if helping the poor is a worthy endeavor, everyone should do their share. Progressive taxes are bullshit.

  92. arin, it was the pro bowl yesterday. Supah bowl is next Sunday.

    I was teasing Dave.

    My husband is HUGE HUGE HUGE Packer’s fan, so believe me … I’m pretty sure I know when the game will occur ;)

  93. The irony: all of their desserts stay.

    Of course. They count on appetizers, desserts and alcohol to make their $$.

  94. FUUUUUUU

    The meds are interfering with my abilities to detect smartassedness!!!

  95. I’m not opposed to my tax dollars assisting in getting poor chillrens their shots (they do this already) , but people receiving “free” care don’t necessarily “need” the same bells and whistles that the paying customer does.

    The only problem with that is that companies take advantage of that “free” money. Think about how many vaccinations we REALLY need, and then look at how many we are REQUIRED to give our children. Many of the ones that have been added over the past 20 years aren’t necessary to keep the vast number of people from contracting potentially fatal diseases.

    The companies who have managed to “make” these vaccinations required have figured out that they can charge outrageous amounts to have their product on the market. If people had to pay for their kids to get vaccinated, they would use their dollars wisely.

    Think about it – what diseases do you absolutely NOT want your kids to be in danger of contracting? I daresay Diptheria, Tetanus, Polio, Whooping Cough would all be at the top of that list. Measles, Mumps and Rubella would come in a close 2nd, followed by Hepatitis. Everything else – as far as I’m concerned – is just gravy. Keep your kids well nourished and in relatively clean environments, and they are not at a high risk of developing any of the other diseases.

    Which ones would I pay for if it were coming out of MY pocket? DTP, Polio, MMR, and maybe Hep A and B. Interestingly enough, the US exports these vaccines to 3rd world countries for pennies on the dollar compared to what “we” (the insurance companies) pay.

  96. You can still refuse any vaccination you want. I did. I delayed the vacc schedule of my kids.

    None of my kids received the chicken pox vax.

  97. One can easily argue, as well, that funding immunizations with federal dollars is unconstitutional. If, you know, the Constitution actually meant anything.

    Someone did argue it, but Hamilton and Madison gave us far too much credit:

    http://threesurethingsoflife.wordpress.com/2011/01/07/prophetic-words-indeed/

  98. That works for homeschooling, but not for private or public schools.

  99. It’s scheduled to get down to nine degrees tomorrow morning along with an inch of snow. I can finally start pissing and moaning about the weather along with the yanks on here. WIN!!!!

  100. You can still refuse any vaccination you want.
    Not if your kids are attending public schools or going to summer camps, or planning to stay in a dormitory when they attend college. And there are SOME vaccines that ARE necessary for public health/herd immunity.

    I’m just saying that if some of these vaccines weren’t “mandatory”, nobody would be purchasing them in the first place. The Government is who “decided” (with the encouragement of the manufacturer, no doubt) some of these obscure vaccines would be mandatory.

  101. Is there a vaccine for the Hawaiian Disease?

  102. Chuckie “Cheese” Schumer: three branches of goverment. The House. The Senate. And the President.

    Fool.

  103. …you’re *not* going to sell me a perpetual motion machine

    The student-produced film that “sealed the deal” for DD#1 to attend RIT, titled “Perpetual Motion” (scroll down to “Perpetual Motion” and click on one of the “Play Movie” links – I could only get the “Short” version to work at home).

    http://www.kminer.net/gallery.html#3

  104. Is there a vaccine for the Hawaiian Disease?

    KumonIwannalaya’s Revenge?

  105. Chuckie “Cheese” Schumer: three branches of goverment. The House. The Senate. And the President.

    Fool.

    I saw that. Schmucky does the Excelsior State proud, doesn’t he?

  106. KumonIwannalaya’s Revenge?

    Lakkanookie

  107. Should members of congress be forced to pass a high level civics test? I think so.

  108. The MMR vaccine came out when I was 11 years old. My mother – who had contracted Mumps when I was 5 or 6 – couldn’t get my sister and me (who surprisingly DIDN’T contract Mumps from dear Mum at the time) to the doctor fast enough to get that shot!

    Granted, Measles, Mumps and/or Rubella won’t kill most of the people who contract them, but Mumps and Rubella can affect fertility and fetal development, so to me those are a cheap “insurance” policy for the next generation.

  109. DD is getting her Diphtheria, Tetanus, & Pertussis this week.

  110. Lakkanookie

    She moves in after the wedding ring goes on.

    —————————————————-

    Granted, Measles, Mumps and/or Rubella won’t kill most of the people who contract them, but Mumps and Rubella can affect fertility and fetal development, so to me those are a cheap “insurance” policy for the next generation.

    I didn’t get the MMR until a few years ago, which is why I got the mumps in high school. It sucked.,

  111. I don’t feel like doing anything today.

    Who’s with me?

  112. Perhaps a spot of tea will adjust my attitude?

    I doubt it, but it’s worth a try.

  113. Who’s with me?

    Wish I had the option – too much work.

    :(

  114. I am Carin. I am working on less than an hour sleep and my salad just sucked baby monkey balls. I am ready to go home.

  115. I wish I could join you Carin.

    I have to get hubby’s stuff ready. I hate laundry…

  116. Ok, I started a load of laundry, started the dishwasher …. kitchen’s clean. Moped. Made my tea.

    Can I call it a day?

  117. I think my Ranch was bad. I’m feeling queasy.

  118. My 8th-grader came home from school on Friday with a doozy that I thought I should share. A discussion came up in class, and someone used the word “dice.” The teacher corrected her and informed the impressionable little kiddies they are called “number cubes.”

    Which I’m pretty sure will prevent all of them from going to Vegas and losing their ass at the craps tables.

  119. Been in a meeting for 4 hours. I’m going to need a summary.

  120. NUMBER CUBES????

    WTF?? Is she getting her lessons from 1984?

  121. Yay, I love vacation days!

    Oh wait, is everyone else working? Sorry, forget I said anything! Carry on!

  122. Aggie, they recently read “Animal Farm,” so there is Orwellian influence afoot…

  123. The PC police have gotten to dice? What, is it the violent rhetoric associated with the singular “die” or something?

    *beats head against desk*

  124. Been in a meeting for 4 hours. I’m going to need a summary.

    Lemme handle that for you :

  125. By the time I was in 7th grade, my dad and I had a weekly nickel-dime-quarter poker game with my best friend and his dad, and I have taught my kids everything I know about blackjack, poker and craps. So, I like to think I’m doing my part to undermine the scrool system. And I am NOT going to have kids that go to Vegas and play slots, dammit.

  126. Sweet. Thanks, Car in.

    *Files under “”*

  127. WINTER STORM WARNING.

    And I’m almost out of milk.

    I predict doom. DOOM I SAY.

  128. Winter Storm Warning here to – thank goodness I got my haircut today.

  129. You know how I know this country is fucked? By filling out the hospital Pre-Registration form for the upcoming birth.

    Q: Are you married? (If you answered “yes”, please skip the next seven pages of shit where we try to figure out just who the fuck the baby daddy is.)

    Q. What is your primary language? A. English B. Spanish C. Somali D. Other
    —–What. The. Fuck?

    Q. Will you require financial assistance for this admission? (Actually, they don’t care about the answer. They go on to regale you of tales of just how much Uncle Motherfucking Sugar is looking out for your worthless ass).

    This is depressing.

  130. Oooh…it’s now 68* outside.

    *smirks at GML*

    *hides from Carin*

  131. I think my Ranch was bad. I’m feeling queasy.

    sohos is about to toss her own salad! *gets camcorder ready*

  132. Hey Herr, what are you getting me for Valentine’s Day?

  133. sohos is about to toss her own salad! *gets camcorder ready*

    it’s close

  134. I have a meeting in two minutes.

    Hope you feel better, sohorkingupsalad.

  135. I hate when this happens….

    http://tinyurl.com/48rck36

  136. Oooh…it’s now 68* outside.

    You do realize you are neither too old or too big to still get a spanking? And I don’t mean the kind Rosetta likes to get…

  137. Thank you Cozmo

  138. Might need to go head back to the labs for a bit more work:

    http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21816

  139. Facepalm of the day from the Commiewealth of MA: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/mass-dropout-reform-plan-eyes-paid-parent-leave-25-apx-20110131

  140. A cleaner unplugged the internet??

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  141. Hoary clap, Andy. She wants to pay the parents for doing their job??

    That’s fucked up.

  142. *smirks at GML*

    You remember that smirk this summer when your 5 blocks from the Sun and I am enjoying 92* with 20% humidity….. missy.

  143. Seems like there’s a metaphor in there, juxtaposing wiserbud’s video and Andy’s link.

  144. Hey! I’ve got a good idea! Lets reward underperforming parents of out of control kids. That way we will get less of them.

  145. Texas summers do not bother in the least.

    Nyah nyah nyah :P

  146. No offense West, but I took a leak on your Gravatar and puppet name out of habit.

  147. Texas summers do not bother in the least.

    *sends Aggie a case of homemade wine and severely aged cheese*

  148. *sends Aggie a case of homemade wine and severely aged cheese*

    WHOO HOO!! PARTAY!!!

  149. Hooray. The judge just declared Obamacare unconstitutional. Suck a big root, you communist bastards!

  150. WHOO HOO!! PARTAY!!!

    – – – – –

    Threw one of these in there as well… ya know, since its a party and all. ;-)

    http://www.fredericks.com/Lace_Suspender_Teddy/93436,default,pd.html?cgid=li61

  151. Now let’s get this whole issue moved to the Surpreme Court … sooner would be much better than later, thank you very much.

  152. Hooray. The judge just declared Obamacare unconstitutional. Suck a big root, you communist bastards!

    *flips off the entire democrat party*

  153. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    The Wimmins will certainly like that :D

  154. Wonderful. The EPA says 15% ethanol is just dandy for cars made after 2001. They say that without input from anybody who knows about cars, of course. http://tinyurl.com/4o44jc5

  155. No offense West, but I took a leak on your Gravatar and puppet name out of habit.

    And I thought it was just more precipitation.

  156. Excellent news on the CommieCare front.

  157. Threw one of these in there as well… ya know, since its a party and all.

    Oooh, Aggie, you lucky girl, you! After all, GMLand’s is bigger than Columbia’s (or so he claims)…..

  158. Woohoo! Non-severability babee! Thank god the Democrats in congress are such idiots. 2000 pages and they forgot the boilerplate.

  159. I could run a successful Presidential campaign based on opposing the thinking behind this green-jobs shit.

    First, as President, I will order the production of a minimum of 20 million barrels of domestic oil per day. Second, since I’ll be the owner of both GM and Chrysler, I’ll issue an order forbidding the manufacture of any vehicle the hood of which will not accommodate at least two couples having sex. Further, no engine can be less than 350 cu in displacement, and since people have clearly gotten considerably stupider in the last 30 years, we’re putting lead back into the gasoline to reverse the trend. Our young men will no longer be simpering pussies if they learn how to replace points and adjust timing. Let’s see the Chi-Coms keep up with that shit.

  160. Oooh…it’s now 68* outside.

    68? You do me and I’ll owe you one.

  161. Sarah Palin is so dumb!

    http://tinyurl.com/6bdh3dh

  162. Here’s looking at you Tifw –

    http://tinyurl.com/yfenhwu

  163. Chuckie Schumer needs a shoe thrown at him.

  164. Schumer the Schmuck. What an idiot.

    After all, GMLand’s is bigger than Columbia’s (or so he claims)…..

    Must…not…comment….

    HM, you have my vote :D

  165. 68? You do me and I’ll owe you one.

    +1,276,398,825 points

  166. TiFW you need to get Hotspur to show you his Secret Santa gift. It’s got room for 4′ of manhood. He claims it was to small.

  167. Great idea in Mass. Now the people without kids will have to pick up even more of the slack in the workplace. And:

    Woohoo! Non-severability babee! Thank god the Democrats in congress are such idiots. 2000 pages and they forgot the boilerplate.

    Ahhh yes, *huge smile

  168. Nancy Pelosi is the smartest dumbass EVAH!

  169. +1,276,398,825 points

    Awarded to George Carlin, I presume.

  170. Awarded to George Carlin, I presume.

    Technically, for channelling George Carlin ;)

  171. So, where the hell is everyone today?

  172. Don’t know, MCPO. I have been dying due to allergies (I think), and son has bronchitis, so I’ve been scarce.

  173. GML, you owe me a new keyboard…..

  174. From the ObamaCare opinion:

    It is difficult to imagine that a nation which began, at least in part, as the result of opposition to a British mandate giving the East India Company a monopoly and imposing a nominal tax on all tea sold in America would have set out to create a government with the power to force people to buy tea in the first place.

    Right on!

  175. Sidenote to your link, Andy: there is no low to which Waterkeeper Alliance will not stoop. Several years ago they managed to get a partership with Nickelodeon/ Paramount whereby they pushed for “clean water and oceans” by convincing kids it was their duty to be keepers for Mother Earth.

    They are without scruples or morals.

  176. http://is.gd/O8an7t

    One stop shopping for hostages and hostagettes.

  177. One stop shopping for hostages and hostagettes.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Juxtaposition win!!!

  178. Preps are just about complete for ICE-A-GEDDON!!!!!

  179. Taxi time for me. Catch y’all later!

  180. Based on Andy’s Big Gov’t Woodruff link, are we safe to call it the WaterCARRIER Alliance?

  181. One stop shopping for hostages and hostagettes.

    But can you get a bag of BJs?

  182. H/M – Have you had mucus coming out of your ear lately?

  183. Is it snowing in the entire NE and Midwest today? Iowa, snow. Indiana, snow. PA, ice and snow. NE, snow.

    Someone start burning tires, started with oil. Get global warming accelerated.

  184. No HM. BJ’s come in boxes.

    See what I did there? Me neither.

  185. Jay’ms, me and some of the rest of the texicans have been giving you poor, pale bastards up north a ration of shit here lately, but it’s scheduled t only be 9 degrees tomorrow morning when I get up with up to an inch of accumulation. I’ll be a pissin and a moanin with the rest of you tomorrow. Not sposda get above freezing until Friday afternoon.

  186. PG – An inch?! Hell, man the fucking broom! Don’t even need a shovel for an inch of snow!

  187. Anything less than a foot is now referred to as “a light dusting.”

    Not snowing here yet … but just wait ’til Wednesday.

  188. http://tinyurl.com/4daa3p7

  189. 1) free clinics for the truly needy

    I remember a couple of years ago a story from one of the southwest states where the ‘truly needy’ clinics meant for the homeless and the derelicts, were being overrun by illegals. The truly needy got shafted. The doctor, who ran the clinic, who protested about the scam, was forced out.

    Clinics for the needy should be run by private enterprises/charities as Herr pointed out above. As it is now, there is NO oversight or a give a shit.

  190. Ok, y’all wanna hear our forecast for Thursday here in the San Antone area?

    Low- 23*, High- 32*

    SNOW EXPECTED!!!!

    *laughs hysterically, grabs blankie*

  191. The decision in that health care case is making my pants fly around the room.

    Thatisall.

  192. Oh, and my three hours overtime from Saturday was approved. After I have some ‘lunch’ I have to trek back to work. So long as I go out on my breaks to scrape the ice off the car, I think I will be okay.

    The store I work at is pretty darned big and we have been cleaned out of milk and eggs and rock salt. Still too many people shopping.

  193. The decision in that health care case is making my pants fly around the room.

    Thank you? ;)

  194. Aggie – Snow tonite 1 – 4′, followed by snow Tuesday, another 1.25′, turning to ice by Tuesday afternoon into Wednesday morning. Expecting .25 to .45 ice accumulation. That’s plenty to bring down trees and power lines.

  195. Are we dead yet?

  196. *sticks fork into poat*

    *watches poat twitch*

    Not yet, Hotspur.

  197. I’ll hook up some batteries in series and see if we can jolt it back to life!

  198. What’s the difference between Hotspur hooking up his generator and Rosetta hooking up at the Blue Oyster Bar?

  199. What’s the difference between Hotspur hooking up his generator and Rosetta hooking up at the Blue Oyster Bar?

    40 watts?

  200. What’s the difference between Hotspur hooking up his generator and Rosetta hooking up at the Blue Oyster Bar?

    Rosetta prefers his female plug.

  201. Charlie Callas – joined the choir invisible.

  202. HAHAHA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc

  203. Know what’s funny?

    Obamacare will be decided by the supreme court. Didn’t Obama piss on all of them about a year ago?

  204. All? No, just the majority in Citizens United that limited big government’s infringements on our constitutional rights.

  205. I came real close to purchasing a generator today.

    In the end I decided that generators are for girly men and saved $500.

  206. Scott – He only pissed on five of then and has, subsequently, appointed a new, know-nothing, feeling liberal with no background in Constitutional law.

  207. Scott – Stock up on batteries and kerosene?

  208. 5 is better than none. I hope it bites him in the butt.

  209. >> In the end I decided that generators are for girly men and saved $500.

    Fixt

  210. $30 in batteries, and a propane heater just in case.

    Between it and the fireplace we should be able to keep the house above freezing and the van will provide unlimited heat, radio and internet access.

    We should be all set. Somebody is getting clobbered with ice, hopefully not us.

  211. You know, I can’t help but notice that certain absences are still in effect.

    Am I being paranoid?

  212. Scott – Yeah, I’m thinking we are due out here. Problem is, once the power goes down, it’s usually 3-4 days before they get it restored.

  213. We’re now out of the ice zone. Supposed to get more snow instead, but no cutover to rain and ice. Lucky us.

  214. And if it’s us that gets clobbered I can always drive to a place that still has generators. They were flying off of the shelves.

  215. This poat is dead where it stands.

  216. No, it still twitches a bit, GML.

  217. *sees poat languishing in gutter, hands it a 40 of Mickey’s*

  218. Andy, a Dr on Fox News mentioned that in Mass you have to wait months to see a Dr. Is that true?

  219. it still twitches a bit, GML.

    – – –

    Yes, it does, but this poat is dead – focus!

  220. Hello.

  221. *hands xbrad a 40 of Thunderbird*

  222. No worse than anywhere else I’ve ever lived, scott.

  223. Howdy, Brad!!

    *gives Brad a chocolate brownie*

  224. We are supposed to get some Global Warming a.k.a. SNOW here on Friday. WTF?

  225. I’mma having oral surgery done Wednesday, so your good thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

  226. The NE has so much that it spilled over to Texas?

  227. Aggie, did you get hubby off today?

  228. *hands xbrad canister of nitrous*

    Bummer, dude. That’s no fun at all.

  229. Aggs, darlin’: Check yer email.

  230. Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, Brad.

    *gives Brad a cuddle*

    No, Hubby can’t fly out as yet. Seems there has been a freeze on flights for servicemen going to the MNFO. He should go out at the end of this week, though.

  231. Got it and answered, BisW!!

  232. Aggie, did you get hubby off today?

    That’s a rather personal question, don’t you think?

  233. Aggie, your hubby is of course on my personal prayer list and I asked my church lady friends to pray for him and you.

    In all honesty, I’m not terribly worried. But I figure a little prayer can’t hurt…

  234. You know, I can’t help but notice that certain absences are still in effect.

    Am I being paranoid?>e,?

    No. Perhaps the hobos are winning?

  235. Aggie – quick ? 4 u over at faceblog

  236. Thank you, Brad. That means a lot to me, and to him.

    If the two of you aren’t worried, I suppose I should turn down my hysterics level to a more moderate setting.

    *smooooches*

  237. suppeth unto all you all

  238. Aggie, just keep your tensions at the usual “I probably won’t get laid for a year, and he DAMN well better not!~” level.

  239. suppeth.

  240. Howdy, unclefacts!

    To answer your question, whole lotta not much.

    Brad, that should be no problem ;)

  241. UF – How you doing?

  242. Gettin by chief, giving some thought to breaking out the glen livet

  243. I’mma having oral surgery done Wednesday

    Considering the source……..does anybody have any suggestions as to how to decode this bullshit statement and gather the true meaning? And does it involve inflatables?

  244. Aggie, did you get hubby off today?

    Regardless of the answer, I like the way you’re thinking.

  245. If this poat was Ol’ Yeller we’d have to shoot it in the head.

  246. Regardless of the answer, I like the way you’re thinking.

    *wonders if he married the wrong woman*

  247. Brew, did you get anything useful or interesting from that book?

  248. Hey, UF, we’ve all been thinking and praying for you (those of us who do) the rest of the scum here have been sending support via the airwaves.

  249. Mare, how many episodes of “Pawn Stars” did you watch today?

  250. *wonders if he married the wrong woman*

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Doubtful ;)

    UF, I have been gone all weekend. Are you ok?

  251. New post.

    ZZZOOOOMMMMGGGGG!!!!! NEW POST!!!!!

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  252. Brew, did you get anything useful or interesting from that book?

    I joined the IB book club so this has become #2 on my reading list. I will be reading it though as I am thinking of doing a class at church on this very topic. Kind of an extension to Lesson 10 of the Truth Project.


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