Saturday Morning Post

Hosefuckers, Jr.

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What the fuck is this shit.

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Hold me closer, ugly dancer.

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This is what happens when someone says something stupid around here.

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Poor Floyd.

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142 Comments

  1. I give this post a solid A++.

  2. This poat gave me a rash.

  3. But I don’t know why Rosetta chose to reveal his psuedonym and his autobigraphy in the same poat. Maybe he puts his socks on over his shoes, too.

  4. Pipe down, law bitch.

  5. How many Indians are you at this morning, Rosetta?

  6. I, for one, will not, I repeat, not …. shit, what was I gonna protest? Oh, never mind. Stupid senility.

  7. Commie singing on the last video. . . just sos ya know.

  8. BiW, Expendables does look good.

    Has anyone seen Green Hornet? Is it Iron Man good or The Phantom suck?

  9. Doctor, why does it hurt when I pee after reading this post?

  10. Roamy – I liked the 2nd Ironman. Popcorn entertainment.

  11. MCPO, I haven’t seen the 2nd Iron Man yet. Still trying to live down the embarrassment of taking Rocketboy to see Iron Man when he had a broken arm.

  12. What embarrassment?

  13. Dick – Why do you think it sucked?

  14. Rocketboy was planning to go on a Scout summer camp and needed to have a physical and a doctor sign off on the paperwork beforehand. (Scout CYA) So I had a dr’s appt for him at 2:30 one afternoon. School called at 11:00 that morning and said that he had fallen on his arm funny, they had put ice on it, and would I please come pick him up? So I did. He wasn’t crying, didn’t even want any Advil, and could move his arm just fine. I thought, well, we could go sit in the ER for four hours, or I’ll just ask the doc at 2:30 to take a look. We live half an hour from town, so he and I went to see Iron Man. Doc looked at it, ordered X-rays. (here is where I was muttering about doctors CYA and jacking up healthcare costs.) Buckle fracture.

  15. The Expendables rocked and rocked!!! Iron Man 1 was terrific, Ironman 2 not so much. The new Green Hornet movie, though I’ve not seen it, has enjoyed universal panning by critics and audiences alike.

  16. so I rubbed some dirt on it.

  17. How many Indians are you at this morning, Rosetta?

    0.01 Indians.

  18. I think Iron Man 2 disappointed a bit because our expectations were set so high because of the stunning success of the initial one but that’s just me. I liked it okay but it didn’t blow me away like the first one.

  19. Commie singing on the last video. . . just sos ya know.

    Yeah I kinda picked up on that.

    Stupid woodworking hippie.

  20. Why do I get the feeling that Rosetta’s Saturday morning posts are best read when slightly hungover?

    Mornin’ all!

    And no, I didn’t just get up; I peruse the overnight poats for your Summary post enjoyment. You’re welcome. And FTR, Friday nights are VERRRY interesting around these here parts……

  21. I liked Tony telling Congress that it was HIS, not their’s in the the second movie.

    What I like more was the fact that I wasn’t the only one in the theatre who shouted “Hell Yeah!” at that scene.

  22. So is Floyd going to the vet to get “tutored”?

    And that Koi pond scene looks like feeding time around my nephews……

  23. I found Starke’s character to be less of a wide-eyed peacenik and more of a libertarian in the 2nd film. Like BiW, I cheered when he told the congressman that the fruits of his labors were not the property of the government.

  24. Rosie, check your e-mail…..

  25. I am looking forward to the Avengers flick.

    If they turn it into a lefty twatwaffle manifesto, I will be pissed.

  26. Mr. TiFW and I were talking about this today:

    Time for BamBam to put up or shut up – the peasants are starting to grumble about gas prices……

  27. But then, I’m looking forward to this movie, too:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPRwcy_dCM&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_stronger_r2-2r-11-HM

  28. Time for BamBam to put up or shut up – the peasants are starting to grumble about gas prices……

    Fundamentally Changing our energy economy (AKA fucking up our ability to remain competitive) is far more important to him than a second term.

    Besides, the peasants have no idea what is good for them. Just ask him. He’ll tell you.

  29. True, Dick, but he sure isn’t helping himself by refusing to allow American companies to drill in US waters and trying to require us to use “alternative” energy, especially when it costs so much more.

    This is what we all tried to warn Liberals about, but they just wouldn’t listen……

  30. $90 per bbl oil is good for me. YMMV

  31. This is what we all tried to warn Liberals about, but they just wouldn’t listen……

    They still won’t. We can’t drill for our own oil because that EEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIILLLLL Bush/Cheney let the oil companies write their own safety rules. Every single proceedure must be examined, and rewritten by people who have no experience in oil drilling, and think the whole process does too much to rape Mother Gaia anyway. We can’t drill because its BUSH’S FAULT!!!!

  32. Heh. Lots of luck with that, cowboy – you’ve burned a LOT of bridges over the past 2 years…..

    http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2011/01/candidate-of-big-money-prepares-to.html

    Good link to article about OfA’s fundraising “hopes”…..

  33. suppeth unto all you all

  34. Hi, uncle, how’s life in your part of the world?

  35. lemme see, IT’S STILL FUCKIN SNOWING.

    how’s yourself?

  36. Obama just pulled a lease on a coal mine too. First time ever an approved lease has been pulled.

    The House better get up off their asses and get control of these regulatory agencies – Pronto!

  37. Blaming “speculators” is populist bullshit.

    If you want to blame someone, start with the dipshits at the fed who are torching the value of the dollar. Oil and other commodities respond by increases in their dollar-denominated prices.

    Of course we could temperl this with increases in supply that would simultaneously help us and fuck OPEC, but nooooooo.

  38. also, Nestles toll house chocolate chip cookies with caramel in the middles may be the greatest hot from the oven cooked in the history of ever.

  39. wtf is with my fingers this morning? cooked = cookie

  40. Did you see where the, union-packed, NLRB is threatening 5 states with federal lawsuits for permitting secret ballot only union elections?

    Yeah, that’s gonna be popular!

  41. Uncle, the snow here should be melting today.

  42. Unclefacts – Pull ’em outta your ass and it will become easier.

  43. So is Floyd going to the vet to get “tutored”?

    Probably within the next month. I want Floyd to sire one litter but Mrs Rosetta isn’t too hip on that idea. I will probably get Floyd some of these:

    http://www.neuticles.com/

    Also, CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

  44. MC, it’s the only way to keep em warm here though

    roams, you know just how to make it hurt don’t you?

  45. Uncle, me this week, except change GA to AL

  46. I think I’m gonna take the lyrics of the song in that last video and re-write them so they more closely reflect what kids learn in school today.

    What did you learn in school today?

    I learned that soldiers are really dumb
    I learned that America is always wrong
    I learned that socialism is the best thing ever
    I learned that capitalism is evil
    I learned that Islam is a peaceful religion
    I learned that Christians are hateful and evil
    I learned that abortion is just a choice
    I learned that the government is responsible for me from cradle to grave

    That’s what I learned in school today.

  47. I learned that 2+2 = whatever makes me feel best
    I learned that Obama is a God who walks among us
    I learned that I am a racist
    I learned that Republicans want to kill me and my family

    That’s what I learned in school today.

  48. I learned that the only person in the entire history of the United States of America who deserves to have a federal holiday named after him is Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

  49. Wow, Dick. Executing futures traders? Have you considered a position in the Obama administration?

  50. Uncle, me this week, except change GA to AL

    Me in winter, except change the days to months.

  51. I learned that the peaceful Injuns lived in harmony with nature until the white man came here with smallpox, guns, and strip mining equipment.

  52. yeah what herr said, it’s not even mid-jan yet and I want the bike out.

  53. I learned that war is bad and that if only the US would stop starting wars, there would never be another war ever again and we would all live together in peace and harmony.

    I learned that Israel has no right to exist and should be obliterated from the face of the Earth.

    I learned that murder is Sarah Palin’s fault.

    I learned that unemployment benefits stimulate the economy.

  54. I learned that 2+2 = whatever makes me feel best
    I learned that Obama is a God who walks among us
    I learned that I am a racist
    I learned that Republicans want to kill me and my family

    That’s what I learned in school today.

    Hahahahaha.

    I’m going to home school Floyd.

  55. i lurnd that my best frend Scooter is phuckin the gidance councillor lol

  56. I learned that Daddy probably beats and rapes Mommy, even though I’ve never seen them even bicker with each other.

  57. Sent in my application last week.

    You checked “African-American Lesbian in a Wheelchair”, I hope.

  58. i lurnd to put a rubber on a bannanna. if u do that b4 you shoot drugz u wont get aids lol

  59. I learned that corporations are evil and only exist to steal from me and and harm my family, while unions are wonderful organizations that exist to protect me from those evil corporations.

  60. What the frell is this smell?

  61. I learned that I can’t sharpen my pencil too much otherwise I violate the zero-tolerance policy against bringing weapons to school.

  62. the lady frum the teechers union tought us a song for the assemblee nest week: “obama shed his grace on theee”

  63. Am I late to this party / did someone already mention this? I don’t recall hearing about this anywhere – I guess there’s no more money to be stolen from this puppy:

    “Reuters reports that Imam Feisal Rauf will no longer be heading up the Ground-Zero mosque project:

    “Imam Feisal and Daisy Khan will not be speaking on behalf of Park51, nor will they be raising funds for the project,” Park51 said in a statement. Rauf will remain on the center’s board of directors, it said.

    Many of the project’s supporters had hitched themselves to Rauf as a passionate moderate who would ensure that the undertaking would be a thoughtful monument to bridge-building. It’s pointless and irresponsible to speculate on why he’s stepping down, but it will certainly reignite debate. Especially when the project’s next No. 1 comes to the public eye.”

    http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/greenwald/386690

  64. Many of the project’s supporters had hitched themselves to Rauf as a passionate moderate

    He was single minded in his determination to ALMOST detonate his bomb belt.

  65. I learned that the white man is keeping me down.

  66. God, you guys make me laugh! I hadn’t read your “What I learned in school” comments before making my all-serious comment.

    And Rosie, thanks for the e-mail – yours is almost as small as Brett Favre’s……

  67. You’ve probably seen this AT&T commercial. It occurred to me that maybe he’s reading this blog.

    http://tinyurl.com/4pkmstw

    Hahahahaha. I do that 50 times a day here.

  68. This poat is both entertaining and educational. Is there anything the Interwebz can’t do?

  69. Is there anything the Interwebz can’t do?

    Shut Dick up.

  70. Reuters reports that Imam Feisal Rauf will no longer be heading up the Ground-Zero mosque project:

    Isn’t he the guy who went from being a minimum wage waiter to a person who somehow raised 10s of millions of dollars to build this mosque?

    Seems one might want to give someone with those amazing fund-raising skills a job!

    Or is he perhaps just a frontman who has outlived his usefulness?

  71. And Rosie, thanks for the e-mail – yours is almost as small as Brett Favre’s……

    Hahahahahahaha.

  72. I also learned that saying “never trust a fart past the age of fifty” has some truth to it.

    My late father’s advice: Never trust a fart, never pass up a bathroom, and never waste a woody.

  73. I learned that going bra less gets you the A you wanted

  74. Is there anything the Interwebz can’t do?
    Shut Dick up.

    Rosie, you have my home address – I’ll be looking for a new monitor in the mail next week. Make it a nice one, wouldja? I’ve had this one a while now, and it’s time for an HD update…..

  75. Hairball.

    http://tinyurl.com/6g58wtw

  76. Rauf/Khan failed so they’re just going to give it a go with some other stooge as a spokesdouche. When does Bloomberg’s term expire?

  77. i lurnd that 2 chicks or 2 dudes can hav a famly, but a dude and a chick w kidz r h8rs and are dustroying earth lol

  78. I learned that hosefuckers are Freaks

  79. I learned that hosefuckers are Freaks

    HOSEFUCKERIST!!!!

  80. i lurnd that 2 chicks or 2 dudes can hav a famly, but a dude and a chick w kidz r h8rs and are dustroying earth lol

    Hahahahahahaha.

    The “lol” is a nice touch.

  81. I lol’d watching “THE APPLE.”

    It’s sort of how I picture a Hostage Meat-up.

  82. Everyone that would like to go to the grocery store for me, please raise your hands.

  83. ZOMG IT’S MARE LOLZ!!!

  84. Okay, that endlessloop thingy is gonna get beaten on more than xbrad’s cock at a Fulsom Street Festival!

    http://tinyurl.com/6gwcg68

  85. Okay, that endlessloop thingy is gonna get beaten on more than xbrad’s cock at a Fulsom Street Festival!

    http://tinyurl.com/6gwcg68

    HAAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one, Ruprecht.

  86. I learned that movies like An Inconvenient Truth, Farenheit 9/11, Brokeback Mountain and pretty much anything by Oliver Stone are all true and important ‘n’ stuff, because they won Academy Awards.

  87. I learned that humans are responsible for global warming on Earth, but the identical warming on Mars is totally without explanation.

  88. lawl wiser

  89. I have to go to the store today too and I don’t wanna

  90. I need to shovel my roof.

  91. I lurnd that the pope h8s kidz cuz he malests them, and he h8s wimmen cuz he wont let them got aborshuns

  92. I learned that “smack my bitch up”, “nigger”, and “faggot” are culturally acceptable for only some in our society. But that “target”, “crosshairs” and “small government” are code words for rubes to go out and murder people indiscriminately.

  93. Wiserbud watches a slideshow of Rosett’a ex-girlfriends

    http://tinyurl.com/5rpkdu8

  94. MCPO, important message.

    http://tinyurl.com/48mybe4

  95. i lurnd that gorge bush is the dummest evil geenyus ever lol

  96. I learned that “smack my bitch up”, “nigger”, and “faggot” are culturally acceptable for only some in our society. But that “target”, “crosshairs” and “small government” are code words for rubes to go out and murder people indiscriminately.

    School? I learned that from MSNBC/CNN/NYT/NPR/ABC/CBS/NBC/etc, etc, etc….

  97. Wiserbud watches a slideshow of Rosett’a ex-girlfriends

    http://tinyurl.com/5rpkdu8

    Hahahahahaha. Good one, jackhole.

  98. i lurnd that dick chaney killd 3000 peeple in ny and that peeple who want to see obamas birth curtifikit r phuckin crazee!! lol

  99. I learned that if I eat vegetables and fruit my ass will look like Michelle Obama’s.

  100. Herr Morgenholz, you really need to be more careful:

    http://tinyurl.com/6jrfzte

  101. Scott.

    http://tinyurl.com/6l89adt

  102. Herr Morgenholz, you really need to be more careful:

    http://tinyurl.com/6jrfzte

    bwaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  103. Herr Morgenholz, you really need to be more careful:

    hahaha. The sad part is it looks like something I’d do.

  104. Today I learned that Rosetta likes his beer cold. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/279h4x7

    and his men hot.

  105. I learned there are 57 states

  106. toady i lurnd that america is a demokrussy

  107. You could make a kick ass song out of this.

    http://tinyurl.com/4befz6s

  108. I’m actually watching this show on the history channel that shows how the states are marked and they are talking about ghost states like a place called Franklin that used to be a state but is now part of Tennessee

  109. Well, it’s nice to see a clusterfuck first thing when I hit the interwebs today…

  110. Don’t be such a dumbass!

    http://tinyurl.com/64hdtwr

  111. Wut?

    http://tinyurl.com/4plvn9f

  112. i lurnd that dick chaney killd 3000 peeple in ny and that peeple who want to see obamas birth curtifikit r phuckin crazee!! lol
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    Herr is Meghan McCain???

  113. Rosie have you ever seen the liberty bell in Kascaskia? Probably spelled wrong

  114. Wut?

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    *immediately e-mails that to lauraw

  115. Rosie have you ever seen the liberty bell in Kascaskia? Probably spelled wrong

    I don’t think so. What is it and why do you ask? Wanna go?

  116. Where has Layra been?

  117. I’m a lover, not a hater.

    **hugs Dolly closer**

  118. I showed Mrs MJ the video of Floyd sleeping with his tongue out and she loved it. Our pug farts and snores and is basically a compact size bull dog.

  119. This show is talking about St Louis and duels, and slavery and a place that has no zip code and this liberty bell and its all very interesting

  120. MJ bull dogs used to be much bigger, they crossed them with pug to make today’s version.

  121. Now they are going to talk about TX. Cool show

  122. So, whats on your agenda today, Scottw?

    http://tinyurl.com/285o2nf

  123. Sohos, what show are you watching?

  124. Roof…..done! I gave myself a 9.5 for my dismount.

  125. YAAAAAHH!! Scott is still alive!

  126. I can’t find the remote but its on the history channel right now

  127. OK, Sohos. I should be able to track it down from there.

  128. Scott where has your woman been lately?

  129. Where’s Laura?

    I haven’t seen much of the hump in the last few days.

  130. She’s tied up right now. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/4shxp4z

  131. Ahem.

  132. Had to work for a while

    To answer dick’s question from upthread:

    Pendejo, what does it cost to get a barrel of oil out of the ground now days?

    Lots of variables there. Depends on whether the field produces with or without external stimulation (sywm) such as water flooding or co2 pressure.

    The area where we get most of our work these days is owned by Apache and Chevron. They tell me their lifting cost is about $5 per bbl. That’s probably on the low end as this is an exceptional field.

  133. MJ, it seems like pugs, bulldogs and boxers are cousins. Especially bulldogs and pugs.

    They both snort like pigs and snore.

    Pig dogs are the best.

  134. My Mom has a Pug (snortingest dog ever)

  135. Oh, great. The guy taking over at the Ground Zero Mosque is a flaming radical. Poor Liberals – it’s gonna be hard to continue to be “culturally sensitive” and “inclusive” with this whacko in charge:

    http://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2011/01/15/ground-zero-mosque-imam-replaced-by-radical-linked-imam/

    Boo-frickin’ Hoo…..

  136. My host had a full bred white boxer. That dog snores, likes to wallow in mud and snorts. Because she is white you can see dark freckles or spots especially on her underside which look exactly like a pigs. Sweetest doggie. Very affectionate. 80 pounds.

  137. We used to have a Boxer. Her name was Bailey she was sooooo sweet

  138. Are you OK, T eresa?

    http://tinyurl.com/6x5jcmx

  139. Cheetos?

  140. New, Hateful and Vitriolic Rhetoric Filled Poat.

  141. Pupster – LOL!

  142. Okay I’m going to the grocery store.

    When I get back there better be some fucking funny on here or I’m going to starting beating some ass.


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