Futboll Sunday

Ya got your Eagles/Packers game.

Then ya have your Baltimore/Kansas City brew ha ha.

Which brand of toilet paper do you guys use?

584 Comments

  1. From teh last Poat

    MJ – http://www.patriotguard.org/

    These guys make it very difficult for those ‘church’ people. Their bikes tend to mysteriously break down in front of church vans in mass. They drown out ‘preaching’ with their tail pipes.They create a black leather shield around the family members.

    Volunteers. Good People.

    Wiser, Andy, Rosetta, check your email, and substitute Patriot Guard for where I wrote Freedom Riders.

  2. From the last poat ….

    Andy, the new season hasn’t started yet. I highly recommend you watch Season 1 via website options of your choice before it does. Justified was easily the best new series on tv last season. The lead character is a fatally flawed southern lawman, the show’s characters are all rich, fully developed and multi-dimensional, and in my opinion, things are often not exacty as they seem, which in addition to everything else I’ve stated here, delivers compelling reasons every episode to come back for the next episode to see what’s next. So, yes, it would be a good replacement for 24 …. but it is an ENTIRELY different animal.

  3. Hey Pup,

    Yeah, I’ve heard of the patriot guard, but I thought it would be humorous to have a bunch of people like this following the group around town, to the grocery store, at their events, etc. Put what they hate the most in front of them, similar to opening a gay bar next to the GZM or a pork butcher…

  4. Say man, can’t we all jus gitalong?

  5. From Last Poat…

    Vmax gets a Cat…

    http://is.gd/kqyxY

  6. Was True Grit violent enough? I generally make it a rule not to see PG13 movies.

  7. Good. The Mrs likes westerns, but not sissy ones. Same for me.

  8. Comment by Rodney King on January 9, 2011 10:08 am

    Say man, can’t we all jus gitalong?

    Mr. King, ( and I use the term LOOSELY ) that is the most ignorant question ever asked in the History of Mankind. We have six thousand years of recorded history that all scream ‘Hell NO’. Please try to keep up…

  9. E-A-G-L-E-S!

    EAGLES!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/5muhw9

  10. MJ, it was as violent as needed to tell the story. It IS a must not miss movie.

  11. Some of you might want to find Jane Fonda on Twitter. You may even feel compelled to chat with her. Just sayin’

  12. Fox news interviewed the mother of the 9 year old girl who died yesterday.

    WTF?

  13. Clint – I wouldn’t waste a keystroke on that fucking traitorous cunt.

  14. It should be a good game MCPO. It will be hard to top the two games from yesterday though.

  15. ScottW- I’m looking forward to the first game. I’m hoping KC surprises some folks. As to the 2nd game, you know who I want to win, but the Eagels’ injury report looks really bad (and Reid usually downplays injuries).

  16. Fox news interviewed the mother of the 9 year old girl who died yesterday.

    WTF?

    WTF, indeed. My response would have been a hearty “FUCK YOU!”

  17. I really enjoyed the Seahawks game yesterday, Lynch’s run towards the end was simply amazing.

  18. Nice day of upsets yesterday. Hope it keeps rolling.

  19. Good morning, sweet Hostages!

  20. Andy, Laura had just woken up and was halfway down the stairs when I screamed ….

    WHAT THE FUCK!

    Laura said nothing, turned around and head back up the stairs.

  21. Andy, speaking of upsets, our poor ol’ KC Chiefs need a big one today against the Ravens.

  22. Xbox is tits-up.

    Repair @$100 +shipping

    Buy Used @$109

    Replace @$200

    Make the boys play piano or violin @$??

  23. Clint – I’ll be rooting for KC.

  24. MCPO, it may just be fond thinking on my part, especially after they got their asses handed to them on a platter last week, but I have this feeling they just may pull it off today. The Arrowhead crowd behind them today will be uprecendented in size and noise … so we’ll see.

  25. Make the boys play piano or violin @$??

    If it’s between the two, I suggest piano. You don’t necessarily need to buy one to take lessons.

    Oh, this was rhetorical…. Nevermind…..

  26. Priceless, pupster?

    /MasterCard

  27. Aggie – What are you wearing. . . right now?

  28. Good morning Agatha.

    I ♥ U2!

    http://tinyurl.com/35cx3hn

  29. You missed the point completely, it wasn’t about learning a song. It was about knowing she could learn it, the value, the pride and the joy of knowing how how to play it. I’ve seen this a thousand times.

    Do you think she should have let the little girl stop practicing just “because she wanted to?”

    No, I got the point. I understand the value of working hard to master stuff. But to yell and scream and fight and skip dinner – at age SEVEN?

    Someone’s got issues.

    Where’s the joy? I played instruments, and I fought and practiced until I was good enough to make it into the Orchestra (top 3 flutest in the school – there was about 40). Not because my dad yelled at me.

  30. Aggie – What are you wearing. . . right now?

    Fleece PJ’s and fuzzy slippers.

    I ♥ U2!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  31. Pupster I would go with something more practical like framing or masonry.

  32. Oh, this was rhetorical…. Nevermind…..

    http://tinyurl.com/36mskd3

  33. ‘tsup y’all?

  34. >> Where’s the joy?

    Be happy in your work.

    (I know, I know, he was Japanese. But the metaphor works.)

  35. As in politics, I think both philosophies offer something, and should be used in combination. But Western childrearing has really erred too far to the side of giving kids too much over their own lives. And don’t get me started on unjustified self-esteem.

    See, now I agree. That was not what I got from the article. Clearly, her way was The Way.

    What I found egregious about her final paragraph was that “her” way was:

    the best way to protect their children is by preparing them for the future, letting them see what they’re capable of, and arming them with skills, work habits and inner confidence that no one can ever take away.

    I think many parents believe they are preparing them for the future. Whether they do or not? Obviously, debatable. I think may parents think they are doing those things – she makes a claim that Western parents don’t care about that stuff.

    They could be WRONG (and many may be) but her assertion that Western parents don’t care about that stuff is fallacious.

  36. Does anybody besides me still have their Christmas avatar up?

    Fucking overachievers.

  37. And, I think much of Western child rearing has FAILED because the fucking school systems have been attempting to take more and more control FROM the parents. This isn’t excusing anyone, of course. The agenda, the stupid PC stuff.

    Plus, popular culture is crap. All this rots our children.

  38. Dick, your link said if it told me, it would have to kill me.

  39. I blame Dr. Spock and the dearth of corporal punishment in our society. Oh, and I also blame, video games, rap music, low-slung pants, TV and pop tarts.

    Actually, I blame the NEA and the public school system for most of our current issues. Why do you think the media gets away with the shit they are pulling now? Because most kids in the last 30 years were never taught critical thinking and have been infested with leftist ideals.

  40. Comments are interesting over there too.

  41. PG, delete the “http://” and reload.

  42. I blame Kinsey and Dr. Spock.

    Mr. Spock is teh coolness.

  43. I would much rather kids take their life lessons from Mr. Spock than from Dr. Spock!!

  44. I asked Dick to teach ME masonry, and he turned me down cold.

  45. Here’s a good one :

    I’m not familiar with her books but from the titles alone, there seems to be an animus against free markets and free ideas. I suspect she may be something of an apologist for a system where a set of highly trained elites, or perhaps mandarins, control the process for the prols who can’t be relied upon to make their own decisions due to poor education, training and up-bringing.

    Since every Chinese Communist leader (all men) was most likely raised by a Chinese mother, the sheer totalitarian. brutal and thuggish regime would in an of itself be strong evidence against the approach Amy advocates or at a minimum, give one pause.

  46. I asked Dick to teach ME masonry, and he turned me down cold.

    Puppies don’t have thumbs, dumbass!

  47. Live long and prosper.

  48. I’m such a bad parent. My kids have spent the weekend shoveling off snow from our pond and ice skating. They’re already out there today.

    I should make ’em come inside and practice their instruments for three hours.

  49. Dick, would you teach memasonry??

  50. Carin – Lighten up. She’s one person, expressing an opinion. . . and we all know about opinions.

  51. http://tinyurl.com/3846vnk

  52. MOM!!! CAR IN’S OBSESSING ABOUT SOME ANONYMOUS SCRUNT ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!!!

  53. Oh, as a side little story … Ian had his girlfriend over the other night (another no-no from Ms. Chua) during dinner. She was tickled that we ate together at the dinner table. Her (very strict) parents never did that.

    So far, the girlfriend thing is working pretty well. She’s a good student and it’s encouraging him to get better grades. He wants to be a better person.

    That’s the way it should work.

  54. No, I’m not obsessing.

    I found aspects of the article interesting. She does have good advice. It’s an interesting point to start debate. But, I don’t think becoming a tiger mom is the way to go.

  55. Carin, stop obsessing over that idiot.

  56. Only if you went topless.

    Hm….

    *considers*

  57. I see I arrived at precisely the correct moment.

  58. I’m done.

  59. We need to find this guy and send him an invite.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o71KV80jh8

  60. Now what do I do?

    *looks at laundry room that needs organizing ….

    Maybe I’ll go read some more of the comments?

  61. Sorry, Carin, if I came across as a bitch. I usually try to hide that.

    *gives Carin a bottle of wine for later*

  62. So far, the girlfriend thing is working pretty well. She’s a good student and it’s encouraging him to get better grades. He wants to be a better person get in her pants.

    That’s the way it should work.

    fixt

  63. I’ll say this: We have Korean neighbors who emigrated to America. They own a small business (dry cleaning and tailoring) and they work their asses off. Pete and Su have 2 children; one in High School and the other in Middle School. Both children are academically at the top of their classes, unfailingly polite, helpful and well adjusted. They are involved in extra-curricula activities and find time to spend with their friends.

    I believe it has a lot to do with parental expectations and the daily example of hard work.

  64. Aggie!

    There are no apologies on this blog.

    That’s for the wuss blogs down the street.

  65. There are no apologies on this blog.

    Really?? Wow….

  66. Iowahawk’s comment on the AZ shooting at the mothership

    On the coroner’s report for the old media, this episode will be noted as the moment when it finally lost all bowel control.

    A shooter, who is described by a liberal high school classmate and former bandmate as “disturbed… very left wing,” whose FB page notes fave books as Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto, is magically transmorgrified into a Tea Party zombie under the mind control of Sarah Palin. And it’s not just insane drooler leftwing crank sites peddling this; it’s CNN, MSNBC, The Atlantic, NYT, places purportedly stocked with the creme of our nation’s journalism talent. Places with 401-K plans and advertising sales departments.

    What, or who, inspired the shooter? Despite all his apparent enthusiasm for “V” style, anti-globo black bloc conspiracy nuttery, I’ll avoid the temptation to attribute it to his hard left politics, or pot smoking, or book fair volunteerism. The guy was, as far as anybody can say, a nut with a gun. But it’s obvious he has inspired half the media to go on an indiscriminate character assassination spree.

  67. I got nothing.

  68. can’t I just drink my coffee here guys?

  69. Fucking Amanpour’s back this week. I can’t watch.

  70. UF!

    As long as your coffee is hot and black like Rosetta’s women, drink up.

  71. does that coffee slap you when you get outta line?

  72. Talk to the hand bean, bitch!

  73. Coffee is excellent. . . when mixed with an aged Irish whiskey.

  74. Mmmm…coffee. I bet that was really what the gods were drinking. None of that nectar crap.

  75. And a Howdy to you,unclefacts 🙂

  76. Half beverage, half wonder-drug.

    There’s really nothing it can’t do.

  77. There’s really nothing it can’t do.

    Well, it won’t do the dishes, but I can forgive that.

  78. And a Howdy to you,unclefacts 🙂

    mornin right back at ya

  79. Good morning, Hostages! Dick, you should take over Dave’s job of posting cheerleader pics.

  80. Scott, that video is greatness. “Don’t fuck up my beer, man!”

  81. Unbeknownst to us, our gate was open this morning, so the dogs got out in the pouring rain. Of course, they were having so much fun running around the neighborhood that they didn’t want to come back home.

    Our next-door neighbor just brought two extremely wet dogs back to our yard, and asked if we didn’t get the letter from the city saying that they were going to be cleaning out our alley this week.

    Obviously not……

  82. All right, who took my last bit of motivation?

  83. All right, who took my last bit of motivation?

    WTF is that??

  84. **hands Aggie another bottle of wine

    Sorry it’s that kind of day, hon. In-laws still there?

  85. Roamy, inlaws left on Friday afternoon. Hubby left early Friday morn, and it was just too early for them, so they didn’t bother seeing him off at the airport.

  86. It always comes down to “Ahhh know mah rights.”

  87. so they didn’t bother seeing him off at the airport.

    I would have shamed them into going.

  88. I would have shamed them into going.

    I thought of that, but I wanted to have GOOD memories 😉

  89. All right, who took my last bit of motivation?

    I confess – it was me.
    *points to corner*
    I hid it over there……

    *hangs head in shame, sheepishly shuffles off*

  90. but I wanted to have GOOD memories

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Service wives RULE!

  91. TiFW – Nothing like the smell of wet dogs in the morning. It smells like. . . victory (for the pups).

  92. Chief, it’s so cute – Rebecca is walking around the house with a towel, trying her best to dry off the dogs, but they want no part of that.

    She keeps saying “Puppies wet! Puppies wet!”, then she’ll say, “Floor’s wet – yuck!”

    She wants to fix it, but those darn dogs just aren’t willing to cooperate……

  93. I thought of that, but I wanted to have GOOD mammaries

    Hm…

    *looks down*

    They’re ok

  94. Oh, and getting back to those Westboro f***ers – my bet is that the people of TUCSON are going to have a LOT to say to those subhumans about what kind of welcome they will receive if they even THINK about setting foot inside the city limits on the day of that young girl’s funeral.

    Between the citizens of the city, the Patriot Guards, and other decent people around the country who will no doubt be telling these freaks in no uncertain terms that they would do well to just stay home this time, I would be willing to bet that these cowards decide that their hair needs washing that day.

    These scum are basically cowards who hide behind the protection of the law. They know full well that if the law decides to turn a blind eye, they are toast. They got a taste of that in Oklahoma – if they’re smart (and that is in question at this point), they will realize that this might just be the time when the law “forgets” to show up for them….

  95. Rosetta works at Walmart? http://i.imgur.com/VfOMf.jpg

  96. My brother just sent me pics of the snow, Dick. I bet it’s pretty there right now.

    *hopes no snow comes to SA*

  97. but I wanted to have GOOD memories

    Good point.

  98. Carin, what time are ya going in tomorrow to have the “you know what” done?

    Whenever they call and tell me they’re ready for me, IYKWIMAITTYD.

  99. Sorry, Carin, if I came across as a bitch. I usually try to hide that.

    *gives Carin a bottle of wine for later*

    Oh, you didn’t . But I’ll take the wine.

    I hope we can all disagree, w/o ever feeling I’m being disagreeable.

  100. Rain is just now changing over to snow at our house. It’s probably too wet outside for any accumulation, though. We had some serious rain overnight…..

  101. She’s a good student and it’s encouraging him to get better grades. He wants to be a better person get in her pants.

    That’s the way it should work.

    fixt

    SHUT UP YOU.

    Good luck doing that. They aren’t allowed to car date, when they’re HERE they’re allowed no privacy and have 4 other siblings around all the time. At her house, they’re usually in the living room with BOTH parents.

    She was actually allowed to drive over here today. that’s a first.

  102. Hostage Community Theater presents “Who’s the life insurance beneficiary again?”

    Scene: last night, local news is on the TV.

    Mr. RFH: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!

    RFH (jumps): What. The. Hell?

    Mr. RFH: The local weather. They want me to panic about the snow coming, so I’m panicking!

    RFH: You nearly scared me to death! (gives him the LOOK)

  103. Car in, live blog it.

    No can do. I don’t have one of those cool phones. Or, an iPad.

    But, you know, thanks for reminding me.

    *runs to room crying.

  104. We’ll avenge you Roamy.

  105. i organized the laundry room.

    NOW what do I do?

  106. Watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

    Mr. RFH (quoting Chamber of Secrets): “Never trust anything that thinks if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.”

    Rocketboy: “Never trust a computer that you can’t throw out the window.”

    I love my son.

  107. Rocketboy: “Never trust a computer that you can’t throw out the window.”

    Something worthwhile from a movie that was visually stunning while on autopilot as far as a story goes.

  108. Your kid rules, Roamy 🙂

  109. I uploaded my project from yesterday to my FB page.

    *crickets*

  110. Ha ha haa … OK.

  111. Snowing in Las Colinas too, but still above freezing, so it’s not sticking.

  112. Something worthwhile from a movie that was visually stunning while on autopilot as far as a story goes.

    What *is* it about the odd/even movies?

  113. What *is* it about the odd/even movies?

    The answer to that question is right on part with “42”, Roamy.

  114. Las Colinas is spanish for Del Boca Vista.

  115. Phase II

  116. I’m no longer surprised. Now, I’m pissed off!

    http://tinyurl.com/26hm2lp

    Time to take back the fucking media.

  117. Just to let you know, if you wanted to look up whatever @janefonda said on twitter yesterday, you can’t. That account no longer exists.

    Coward.

  118. Chief, it’s what we always say they are doing, but can never prove it. It’s always nice to have it in print, isn’t it?

    Politico, FTW! Not.

  119. Holy shit, MCPO… that’s beyond despicable. I heard they were trying to make a fundraiser out of Ms. Giffords’ shooting, too.

  120. 1) Scott owes me a new monitor…..

    B) I think Rocketboy has real potential as a future Hostage –

    XII) Big, fat snowflakes are falling at the Casa de TiFW; Rebecca is giving us all a running commentary.

  121. if you wanted to look up whatever @janefonda said on twitter yesterday, you can’t.

    Maybe a synapse finally fired in that brain of hers and she realized how stupid she looked, but I doubt it.

  122. Good article, from, wait a minute, let me check, yes, I read it right, Slate Magazine’s Jack Shafer:

    http://is.gd/kraBw from @LachlanMarkay on twitter

  123. Unfortunately for Ms. Fonda, too many Conservatives know how to save screenshots; her lunacy has no doubt been preserved for posterity…..

    And my bet is that her publicist – or someone else with more than a couple of functioning brain cells to rub together – heard which way the public’s opinion was going and decided it wasn’t in Ms. Fonda’s best interest to be provocative. Her stunt in Hanoi STILL rankles the people who buy tickets…..

  124. J’Ames, did you read the comments?? Priceless 😀

  125. Jay, that Slate Article is teh awesome.

    But just remember….I said it first, yesterday.

  126. Her stunt in Hanoi STILL rankles the people who buy tickets…..

    My father still spits whenever someone says her name, or he sees it anywhere. Mom is just more quiet about it, but she does not like her, either.

  127. I’m just surprised it came from Slate! Their editors must be on vacation.

    Or out chasing an ambulance somewhere.

  128. J’Ames, did you read the comments?? Priceless

    “Priceless” isn’t the word I’d use.

    More like stamping down on the one flicker of light of hope that the left could still be saved from their own stupidity.

  129. More like stamping down on the one flicker of light of hope that the left could still be saved from their own stupidity.

    There was a flicker?? I could have sworn that went out in 2000.

  130. Yeah, and 99% of the comments assert that all “inflammatory language” occurs on the right. Fuck them and fuck their idiotic, pea-brained assumptions. Douche nozzles.

  131. Hmm, now @janefonda is back up. Wonder what was up. Her comments are still there, must have been a glitch.

  132. I didn’t want to leave a comment on Slate, so I wrote a nice e-mail and sent it to the author of that article. I figure you should always encourage good behavior…. 😉

  133. The Mayor weighs in. . .

    http://mitchieville.com/2011/01/09/inside-mitchieville-9/#more-27444

  134. Wow. The Chiefs are lucky.

  135. Well that’s embarrassing. I had no idea I commented on here last night.

  136. PJM!!!!

    *tackles PJM*

    *gives her an Arby’s sandwich*

  137. Wow. I didn’t expect I would actually get a RESPONSE from my e-mail! Mr. Shafer wrote me back:

    Thanks. I’m taking a beating in the comments and email, so your mail is much appreciated.

    I, OF COURSE, sent him back even more encouragement to keep up the good work…..

    Here ya go – you know what to do:
    slate.pressbox@gmail.com

  138. The congresswoman’s father–what a peach:

    Ms Giffords’s father Spencer, 75, wept when asked if his daughter had any enemies. ‘Yeah,’ he said. ‘The whole Tea Party’ – the Right wing of the Republican Party.

  139. Well that’s embarrassing. I had no idea I commented on here last night.

    Hmmmm……
    Four children, you say?

    *starts to wonder if the words, “Well when did THAT happen?” were ever uttered when the “+” sign came up on those home pregnancy tests*

  140. Done, Teresa 🙂

    Lipstick, I guess her daddy didn’t pay much attention to her politics.

  141. OMG, the stupid. It burns:

    Perhaps if we had gotten proper health care reform, the shooter would have been in an institution or properly medicated. Ironic then, that Giffords was targeted in the Palin’s crosshairs for her vote on health care reform.

  142. Lotsa stupid people read Slate. I’m shocked.

  143. Poor Peej. Not feeling well today?

  144. VERY wise comment over at RedState:

    The majority of what is said by the Left in politics, and a minority of what is said on the Right, is not designed to win a debate in the formal sense. That is to say that they do not seek to make an argument as defined by establishing a series of logically connected points backed by relevant evidence in order to support a conclusion or ideally convince their interlocutor of a position. They seek to drive their opponent from the field. To do this they will resort to any tactic, including threats and abuse. If you become so disgusted that you depart then they have won. Once they have unchallenged control over the forum then they can establish as Truth anything that they want.

    The tactic is used by children or passive-aggressive manipulators. It is functionally the same as that of a disturbed derelicts on the subway who cultivate an offensive body odor and disheveled appearance while muttering rude or vaguely threatening things to themselves. Even ostensibly functional people, of the fearless lower classes, will sometimes say rude comments to themselves or a companion that are not formally directed at another passenger who is clearly being referred to.

    In all these cases the intent is the same. It is to get other people to simply go away.

  145. You know, maybe if liberals hadn’t insisted that schizo’s had to be released from institutional care, some people woulnd’t have died for their piety yesterday.

  146. Unless you guys can entertain me … it’s time for they gym.

  147. **starts striptease to entertain Car in**

  148. It’s also what the Muslims are doing in Europe.

  149. The muslims are stripping in Europe?

  150. BRAD!!!!

    *smooches*

  151. Ha!

    I love River Dance.

  152. AGGIE!!!!

    Are you facing Snomageddon?

  153. I sure as hell hope not, Brad. Dallas is getting snow, though.

  154. So Dr. Aggie is on deployment.

    Has the washingmachine broken yet? Car?

  155. Has the washingmachine broken yet? Car?

    Nope… just me…

  156. River dancing is code for masturbating.

    Car in……go to the gym.

  157. ACK.

    it is?

  158. Andy may have linked this article before (with a different quote highlighted):
    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/09/us/politics/09shooter.html?_r=1

    Paul Schwalbach, the spokesman for the Pima Community College, said one video that Mr. Loughner had prepared was considered particularly troubling by campus administrators, motivating them to suspend Mr. Loughner in September.

    College “police and other officials viewed it and found it very disturbing,” he said. After he was suspended, Mr. Loughner and his parents met with administrators, who said he would require a mental health clearance if he wanted to return to college. It could not be learned on Saturday whether Mr. Loughner ever saw a psychiatrist or other professional or was diagnosed with a mental illness.

    There are other gems in this article – of course, being the NYT, there is an emphasis on as many tenuous right-wing connections they can infer, with NO mention of any left-wing connections to his lunacy.

    The fact is, this guy is nutsy-fagin (how many times have you EVER heard of a college suspending someone until they get a “mental health clearance”?), and he will probably be able to mount a plausible insanity defense.

    As long as he goes away for a LONG time (with no possibility of parole), I think most people would be satisfied. I think most people would agree this guy needs some SERIOUS professional help……

  159. River dancing is code for masturbating.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  160. I watched True Grit last night.

    And the old version was on AMC this morning.

  161. It was usually the ‘fridge thatwent first in our place

  162. I watched True Grit last night.

    And the old version was on AMC this morning.

    And?

    Then he found $20.

  163. dick, it was an excellent remake. A lot of the dialog was word for word. But there were some changes.

    MCPO, when dad deployed to Vietnam, my sister promptly fell out of a tree and broke her neck.

  164. And Dick, it’s speeled “Futbol”. No extra “L”.

  165. My spelling has kilt the poat.

  166. No. It hasn’t kilt it.

    BTW, it has been *repeatedly* suggested to me that I should do a “Women of H2” for Load HEAT.

    **runs to check email**

  167. BTW, it has been *repeatedly* suggested to me that I should do a “Women of H2″ for Load HEAT.

    That much hawtness collected in one place would melt my monitor.

  168. Teresa, this nutjob has Mark David Chapman written all over him.

    Yep, and all of the censorship in the world isn’t going to change the fact that there are crazy people in the world, and for the infinitesimal handful of those who do things like this, there is NO way to predict when and where they will finally lose it.

    What the left doesn’t want to admit is that people like this live in their own little world, they “see” things where nobody else does, and tragedies like this will continue to happen whether we like it or not.

    Politics has NOTHING to do with this; touchy-feely types don’t want to believe that these crazies will read ANYTHING into words on the page. Because if THAT is the case, then the world can’t ever be safe – and people on the left want to live in a world with no fear and no evil more than anything else.

    Worst of all for the bleeding hearts is the fact that people like this usually haven’t done anything in the past (or if they have, it’s minor) that would allow them to be locked up. These people have CIVIL rights, just like everyone else (must suck to be hoisted on their own petard, huh?).

    And this guy was able to GET A GUN back in November, so all of the gun control laws that they have passed “to prevent this kind of thing from happening” didn’t do any good. Dude wasn’t a criminal until yesterday afternoon……

  169. And Dick, it’s speeled “Futbol”. No extra “L”.

    Take that extra “L” and substitute it for the extra “E” in “speeled”…..

    Did you go to A&M or sumpin’?

  170. Sorry, all – I’m writing books again…..

  171. I think I figgered out why he was rejected for service. He had a possession of paraphenalia charge that was diverted.

    As far as the Army is concerned, that’s a felony conviction, and would require a waiver for enlistment. It isn’t too great a stretch to imagine the recruiting battalion commander declining to grant the waiver.

  172. Or he got rejected because he’s an incoherent nut

  173. How sad that the other AGGIE got the joke, Teresa 😀

  174. bitch

    Love you!!!

  175. Or he got rejected because he was a leftwing asshole with no chance of redemption.

  176. Most of you youngster won’t know that Jerry Rivers aka Geraldo Rivera is almost single-handedly responsible for the closing of state institutions for mentally disturbed. His series of “exposes” on TV in the early 70’s didn’t prompt reform. The states protected themselves from liability by opening the doors and letting severely disturbed people walk the streets.

  177. I hope this game doesn’t suck as much as the last one.

  178. I do remember, MCPO. It was mighty convenient for “Jerry” to forget his Puerto Rican roots while he was stepping on the little people on his way to becoming a household name.

    The irony that the household name is Hispanic escapes him. He’s nothing but an opportunistic twatmoldy fucktard with a seat reserved in the fifth ring of hell.

  179. MCPO I had forgotten about those.

    Stupid Geraldo.

  180. Aggie loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ever since a particularly hearty “fuck you” to DJ at the Rott, a millennia ago 😉

  181. Ever since a particularly hearty “fuck you” to DJ at the Rott, a millennia ago

    Please. Deej gets at least five of those a day. And he deserves them.

  182. True BisW.

    Dick, I think it was in fun, IIRC.

  183. High school for tomorrow is already cancelled. Waiting for Mini-me’s school to now call it.

    Number of snowflakes fallen so far: 0

  184. Roamy, are they retarded??

  185. So, did I miss anything while I was out?

  186. Mini-me?

    http://tinyurl.com/2vkv76u

  187. Whoo-boy – the crazy is STRONG with this one. I’d be willing to bet that he read conspiracy theories in the wrapping on his pimiento cheese sandwiches…..

    http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2011/01/loughners-college-instructor-i.html?wprss=44

  188. Andy – Stoaty hits it outta the park!

  189. I’m afraid to watch the game!

  190. Aggie placed an ancient Puerto Rican curse on Roamy’s kids’ school.

    Having an uncle who practices Santeria has its perks.

  191. So, did I miss anything while I was out?

    Pendejo screwed up and revealed one of the sooper classified secrets of the man world:
    The REAL meaning of the phrase “River Dance”

    Dick castigated him appropriately. I’m assuming a “package” will be arriving in PG’s mail sometime this week…..

  192. Stoaty’s a chick, right?

  193. I first read that as “Dick castrated him” … which works, too.

  194. OMG! Michael Vick made the sign of the cross. Fifteen yard penalty!

  195. TiFW – Yes, Stoaty is an American chick living in Old Blighty.

  196. Yes, she is.

    laura said no one knew that until the first big AoS meetup they had in Boston. S. Weasel attended it as she was still living in the states then, and once the cat was out of the bag, she put up that “Yes, I’m a girl. Wanna rassle?” image on her site.

    Well played.

  197. I first read that as “Dick castrated him” … which works, too.
    Well, that WOULD permanently remove Pendejo from the man club, now wouldn’t it? 😉

    And I had to laugh – over at “The Hill”, they have their software set up to censor out “certain” words. See if you can guess which “bad” word they bleeped out here:

    so[***]m

  198. Gluten?

  199. What a idiot
    I clicked on something in the sidebar of the slate link JiA provided above and found this gem
    http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/01/09/palin-spox-targets-on-sarahpac-map-were-actually.aspx

    It is dripping with contempt.
    Unfortunately that is a survey symbol for a benchmark.

  200. Aggie, they are retarded. Everyone in both public and private school systems here are terrified of being sued.

  201. I need a drink.

  202. Encouraging news:

    The bullet that entered Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ head didn’t pass through the “geometric center” of her brain, allowing her to communicate with doctors Sunday morning, according to the hospital where she’s being treated.

    “The things that are most concerning are if the bullet crosses from one hemisphere to the other, one side to the other,” Dr. Michael Lemole told reporters. “Those were not the case in this instance.”

    Dr. Peter Rhee, a trauma physician, said Giffords is unable to open her eyes after getting surgery.

    Lemole said Giffords is “able to communicate with us this morning through following simple commands,” like squeezing her hand or showing two fingers when asked. “We’re very encouraged by that,” Lemole said.

    “We take those kinds of simple commands for granted, but they imply a very high-level of function in the brain.”

    Lemole said he is “optimistic” but he warned that brain swelling “at any time can take a turn for the worse.”

  203. Gluten?

    That’s it – you’re banned….. 😉

  204. Mini-me’s school now closed for tomorrow, also no garbage pickup.

    Watch it not snow now.

  205. Love the gif, Pupster.

  206. I went off on one of my lefty friends today. I didn’t find out about the AZ deal until last night.

    He, on the other hand, started posting shit on facecock within mere minutes of the original news.

    We might not be speaking again anytime soon.

  207. Interesting. As more and more comes out about this guy, the Sheriff has apparently decided to tone down his bashing of the right-wing:

    “There’s reason to believe that this individual may have a mental issue,” Dupnik told reporters today. “I’m not a psychiatrist so I have no reason to believe the person was insane. Was he unstable? I would agree with that.”

    And the more you read, the more you realize that this guy didn’t live in the same GALAXY as the rest of us:
    http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/jared-lee-loughner-suspected-gabrielle-giffords-shooter-school/story?id=12575278

  208. Roamy – Tomorrow is canceled.

  209. Teresa, contrary to popular belief, a lot of us here read the net, too.

    Sorry……

  210. One of my faceplant friends made a joke about going out and buying bread, milk, and eggs before the storm. “Why does everyone want French toast?”

  211. Hotspur, I feel your pain.

    Teresa, what word did they ban??

  212. These were HotBride’s friends from before we started dating. I turned her into a conservative, so my guess is we have nothing in common with these wackos, so it’s over. It’s sad really.

  213. McDoubles burgers at McDonald’s are a gift from the gods.

  214. McDoubles burgers at McDonald’s are a gift from the gods.

    Did you bring enough for everybody?

  215. Mini-me’s school now closed for tomorrow, also no garbage pickup.

    http://tinyurl.com/2e9exvh

  216. Roamy, after I finish my first 5, you guys can fight over the leftovers.

  217. Do y’all suppose Troy and Joe spend quality time together outside of the broadcast booth?

    NTTAWWT

  218. How much snow are you supposed to get RFH? Is it a one loafer or two?

  219. http://tinyurl.com/2e9exvh

    Mini-me approved. She liked the penguin one, too.

  220. Another dust storm blowing through today. Good thing I didn’t wash my car.

    There’s so much dust in the air, I can’t even see the mountains. Not quite a whiteout, but my poor nose and sinuses are bitching up a storm.

  221. Pupster, I’m thinking they may inspect each other’s microphones every now and then, IYKWIMAITYD.

  222. *hands Brad Kleenex and a whiskey*

    *waits patiently for 5 o’clock to get to Central time*

  223. In the continuing efforts to de-“nigger”-fy each and every aspect of our lives, nipples will now be referred to as Japaneseles.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

  224. Scott, I’ve heard anywhere from 2″ to 10″.

  225. *hands Brad Kleenex and a whiskey*

    I wasn’t really planning on masturbating at McD’s…

  226. Scott, I’ve heard anywhere from 2″ to 10″.

    WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS!!!????

  227. You should buy bread.

  228. You should buy bread.

    And milk. Lots of milk.

  229. I wasn’t really planning on masturbating at McD’s…

    Slow day for you?

  230. Down there it might not be a joke if they get 10″.

  231. Wiser, what do we substitute for “Indian giver” and “Dutch treat”?

  232. I’m saving it for the public library, Aggacita.

  233. http://tinyurl.com/2bt3zlb

  234. What about a nip in the air?

    http://bit.ly/emTUXO

  235. I’m saving it for the public library, Aggacita.

    Oh, right…tomorrow is Monday.

  236. Scott, I’ve lived here for most of 25 years, and the most I’ve ever gotten was 7″.

    (sets trap under low-hanging fruit)

  237. Dick?

    http://tinyurl.com/25bsm8j

    **shakes fist**

    I read your book, you magnificent bastard!!

  238. SNAP!

    OW MY LEG!

  239. **avoids trap for once**

  240. So since Vick is considered a demi-god by most sports reporters, if the Packers win, does that mean that Aaron Rogers is a full God?

  241. Well, I read THAT chapter.

  242. What about a nip in the air?

    Hahahahahaha, Andy. You might like the pics I poated over at XBrad’s place today.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2011/01/09/eglin-afb-museum/

    My kids were a lot smaller then.

  243. “Indian Giver” will now be “Native American Provider” and will now mean someone who gives you a gift in such a way that it respects Mother Earth and all the wonders that she provides.

    “Dutch Treat” will remain the same, as no one cares about the Dutch.

    No one.

  244. no one cares about the Dutch.

    Kinda like Belgium, then.

  245. >> Scott, I’ve heard anywhere from 2″ to 10″.

    On the scale from “honest guys to liars”.

    Been working all weekend. Yay me. It din’t snow here but I heard it did in Dallas. Maybe something late tonight, mostly just glad it finally rained, so I can toss cig butts out the window again (ever grab a soda can and take a swig and remember something important?)

  246. Kinda like Belgium, then.

    purty much.

    Oh, and Dean Koontz will now be known as Dean African-Americantz. If you have any books by Mr. African-Americantz with his previous name on the cover, you must immediately turn them in at the nearest IRS office for destruction.

  247. (ever grab a soda can and take a swig and remember something important?)

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Ick…

  248. Dave?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTq0jBRWSA

  249. you must immediately turn them in at the nearest IRS office for destruction

    Good use for them. There was one (Watchers?) where the only character I liked was the dog.

  250. Good use for them. There was one (Watchers?) where the only character I liked was the dog.

    ya know, I used to like you.

    Dean Koontz is a much better writer than Stephen King could ever hope to be.

  251. Stephen King got diarrhea of the typewriter. Most of his better books are the early ones, where he still had an editor.

  252. *pokes head in, high fives the gents, flashes the ladies, returns to football and wings*

  253. >> Dave?

    You don’t puke. You swallow the cig butt and keep on movin.

  254. Wiser, I have Lightning, Strangers, and Watchers. If you want them, I’ll mail them to you. They are just taking up space on the shelf, and I doubt I’ll ever re-read them.

  255. Teresa, what word did they ban??

    so[CIALIS]m……

    Sorry, I stepped away to read the rest of the Interwebz.

  256. I read some early King and it was somewhat entertaining, but pretty soon, I realized he was a one-trick pony.

    I read some Koontz and thought he was a better writer, but ultimately just too depressing for me.

    **cuts self**

    **doesn’t enjoy it**

    **cuts T2D instead**

    **smiles**

  257. T2D!!!

    *flashes back*

  258. I remember one of Dean Americanz’ books. The antagonist was a time traveling muscle bound freak with three testicles. His sisters were twin lesbians who just happened to be into incest.

  259. They banned the word “socialism”?? Why?? I thought that was the be-all-and-end-all word for the left?

  260. I erased that part of my comment, Dick – I’m in a bad mood today; sorry.

    Aggie, they “bleeped out” the letters C-I-A-L-I-S in the word “so******m”.
    I guess they don’t want to get any spam from Erectile Dysfunction ads –

  261. I’m still not seeing a bunch of pics in my inbox from Hostagettes waiting to be a part of Load HEAT…

    WTF?

    No, Dave, your pics don’t count.

  262. Nasty Nip in the Air:

    http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers.php?showme=256

  263. Stephen King got diarrhea of the typewriter. Most of his better books are the early ones, where he still had an editor.

    no argument from me.

    I was talking to my kids about how much better he was in the early years and how he, Mr. “I love short stories!” has just gotten insanely verbose.

    Best evidence of that is his Dark Tower series.

    1st book – 216 pages
    2nd – 399
    3rd – 422
    54th – 672
    5th – 709
    6th – 411 (this was right after he nearly died after getting hit by a car. So, of course, he wrote himself into the story…. o_O?)
    7th – 830 pages!

    And, of course, each one included at least one anti-right slur, because it ain’t a Stephen King book without ’em.

    Under the Dome weighed in at almost 1100 pages. I barely got through 100 before I decided “Fuck Stephen King.”

    I’ve wasted more than enough of my life giving that douchebag my attention.

  264. Can they be old pictures, XBrad?

    ‘Cuz I was somethin’ before electricity……

  265. Wiser, I have Lightning, Strangers, and Watchers. If you want them, I’ll mail them to you. They are just taking up space on the shelf, and I doubt I’ll ever re-read them.

    Read ’em already. I think I’ve read pretty much everything he’s written. Even his Odd Thomas books, which can be really annoying with their spiritualistic optimism…..

  266. Tiff, oil on canvas is acceptable.

  267. What….kind of pics, Brad?

  268. Wiser, I quit reading Stephen King after “It” and only made an exception for “The Green Mile”. I haven’t read any of the Dark Tower series.

    “The Stand” was long but readable. I don’t know if it was coincidental or psychosomatic, but I came down with a cold all three times I read it.

  269. Red carpet pics, Aggie. I *could* use your Army ball pic if I was inclined.

  270. Sorry, Dick – not THAT kind of bad.

    Mr. TiFW got hold of some Netulg!(TM) yesterday – after I specifically told him that particular food item had it in it – and he has been in a right rotten mood today. I’m on the verge of tears right now (and yes, he’s like this EVERY SINGLE TIME he gets even a little bit of it since going GF).

    Ordinarily, I’d go toe-to-toe with ya, though……

  271. The antagonist was a time traveling muscle bound freak with three testicles. His sisters were twin lesbians who just happened to be into incest.

    Hey, I didn’t say all of his books were classic literature, but it is what it is and he tends to do a better job of it than King. And has for a very long time.

    I think the problem with Koontz is that the movies that have been made from his books were always junk, whereas some of King’s books were made into decent flicks.

    So King is treated like some kind of genius, which, if you ever read Dreamcatcher, Tommyknockers, Needful Things, The Dark Half or basically anything after Pet Sematary, you know is extremely far from reality.

  272. If it’s acceptable, Brad, then go ahead. I don’t mind. It didn’t break my phone, so it should pass 😉

  273. I took Stephen King’s Night Shift on a backpacking trip.

    That was a big big mistake.

  274. The Chiefs sucked again today. That is all.

  275. “The Stand” was long but readable. I don’t know if it was coincidental or psychosomatic, but I came down with a cold all three times I read it.

    heh heh heh.

    The Stand was a great epic story, but I think King started to believe that all of his stuff was “epic” after that.

    Hell, he wrote a book called Insomnia about a guy who couldn’t fall asleep and that was around 1000 pages. WTF?

    I read it, but I’ll be damned if I can tell you more about it other than this guy…. he had insomnia……

  276. Aggie, now I just need 11 other Hostagettes to sign on.

    Well, 10. I’ve got an embarrassing pic of PJ.

  277. “The crowd is alive.”

    Thanks Joe, good to know.

  278. the movie Insomnia?

    I kinda wanted to dork what’s her name, but that was about it.

  279. John Kuhn will, from this point forward, be know as John Slave

  280. “The crowd is alive.”

    Thanks Joe, good to know.

    Did you hear Phil Simms earlier today say “The better team is going to win today.”

    D’uh…..

  281. the movie Insomnia?

    Different story.

    And you saying you wanted to dork the chick in “insert name of movie/television show/ music video/commercial/magazine ad/Sears catalog/etc. here” is really kind of obvious, doncha think?

  282. I’m pretty sure there’s a chick or two in the Sears catalog I’m not that keen on dorking.

    Probably in the maternity section.

  283. “The better team is going to win today.”

    Nice.

  284. Yay! IHOP time!!

    See y’all later!

  285. Aggie didn’t even invite me to IHOP?

    **pouts**

  286. Nice.

    Honest to God, I laughed right out loud.

    And he did it in that “I COMMENTING ON FOOTBALL SO I NEED TO YELL EVERYTHING I SAY BECAUSE IT’S SO DAMNED IMPORTANT!!!1!!!” voice.

    I like him because he won a Super Bowl for the Giants. But other than that….. what a fucking idiot.

  287. Time to cook dinner. Bambi steaks, yum!

  288. Wow. For a demigod, Vick is sure having a hard time against those mortals of Green Bay.

  289. Fine. I’m gonna leave. After all, the hawt chicks are…

  290. We has a monster of a bambi in our back yard this evening. Stupid laws.

  291. I’m pretty sure there’s a chick or two in the Sears catalog I’m not that keen on dorking.

    Probably in the maternity section.

    liar.

  292. wide right????

  293. Not yet Dick. If they can grow a defense they can get back in it.

  294. Roamy, XBrad – check your e-mail(s)…..

  295. Gonna say the Eagles are done for the season.

    As a Giants fan, I will have to disagree with you.

  296. Idiot congressman plans to introduce a bill to ban crosshairs. No word on iron sights.

  297. Linked that one earlier, Andy (but Dick didn’t appreciate it…..) – yeah, dude’s nutsy fagin and a half (Loughner, not Dick)…..

    And XBrad, those pics I sent you for Load Heat are of me before I got all “Kirstie Alley after Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan”, so bear that in mind……

  298. VIck so desperately wants to score the next touchdown on his own.

  299. Ayup. Expect some new gun laws in the near future Andy.

  300. VICK SCORES A TOUCHDOWN!!!!

    Of course, how does one stop a demi-god?

  301. I just can’t see much football coming from this team today.

    28 points in 7 minutes.

    Trust me, I will never forget that.

  302. On-side kick?

  303. Wanna see somethin’ really, really cute? My cousin just sent me this – her son is getting married, and he and his fiancee made a “Save the Date” YouTube video that is pretty funny:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoSF9ZPmaY

    The boy is gettin’ ready to join the “Married WAAAAY Out of Your League” club…..

  304. They are ALIVE!

  305. That is the most bullshit call I have ever seen in my life.

  306. When the fuck did the NFL institute a “do-over” rule?

  307. VICK CAN RE-TRY!

    ALL HAIL VICK!

  308. How can a demi-god get hurt?

  309. I smell an interception.

  310. Vick got hurt on the do-over?

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    Well, that didn’t play out the way the NFL hoped….

  311. Tiff, pics aren’t bad at all.

    Got any nude ones from that era?

  312. I’m stuck watching Auction Kings.

  313. If the Packers win, the story will be:

    “If only Vick hadn’t gotten hurt ……”

  314. “I took Stephen King’s Night Shift on a backpacking trip.
    That was a big big mistake.”

    HAHAHAHAHAH…….”What? What’s that sound?”

  315. Packers, Packers, Packers!!!!

    (Sorry, MCPO)

    *slinks away

  316. Vick ain’t hurt. They got needles.

  317. And … Joe Buck twists the knife in Giants fans everywhere.

  318. On the other hand, based on the poor pass coverage, why aren’t the Eagles 30 points ahead?

  319. Okay, someone needs to beat the living shot out of that obnoxious little douchbag who just pranced around after that sack.

    Dude, if you were so fucking awesome, you wouldn’t be losing right now.

  320. Mare, it was bad. One day I was reading and heard a twig snap, I looked up to see a mule deer staring back at me from a distance of about 8 feet. I nearly had a heart attack.

  321. Someone tell Teresa we’re watching football here. Cute comes later.

  322. hahahahahaha….Scott, I’m picturing the whole trip.

  323. Mare, you’re commenting too fast.

  324. I smelled an interception, so glad I didn’t smell a sack.

    Either way, it ain’t over yet.

  325. And … Joe Buck twists the knife in Giants fans everywhere.

    Buck was asked a question about the weather at the stadium by the Fox team before the game started. His response somehow twisted into a reminder about the Eagles win over the Giants a few weeks ago.

    Honestly, it had absolutely nothing to do with what he was asked, but he just had to bring it up.

  326. Rosetta, Mare.

    Mare, Rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/23ugvnm

  327. One shoestring away …

  328. Is there a reason the ref was between the the receiver and the defensive back?

  329. http://tinyurl.com/23ugvnm

    LOL

  330. They were having a 3-way.

    These new rules are hard to keep up with.

  331. No run-off?

    Jesus, can they find anymore ways to help the Eagles?

  332. I’m not feeling good about this.

  333. Teresa, that video is adorable. Best wishes to them both!

  334. Ovah!

  335. YES!!!!!!!!

  336. I’ve yelled out loud three times during this game. My husband just asked, “Are you okay?”

    OH MY GOSH>>>INTERCEPTION!!!!!!

  337. Probly shouda spiked it.

  338. The husband cooked up some dot Indian-style food.

    No offense to our beloved brown friends, but I’m ready to bolt…out the door….out of my skin. I do NOT like cumin.

  339. suh-WHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck you, dog-killer.

  340. I just yelled, ” he’s rushing it, force him to make a mistake!!!”

  341. Oooooooooooh, Vick looks like he’s gonna be beating some puppies tonight……

  342. I told you I smelled one.

  343. Although I really like Riley Cooper.

  344. Shit.

  345. They gave him every fucking chance in the world to win, including the first ever “do-over” I’ve ever seen in football and he still fucked it up.

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  346. “I told you I smelled one.”

    Laura?

  347. It wasn’t a do-over, it’s the rule book.

  348. Unfortunately, the murderer Ray Lewis’ season continues…..

  349. Scott, did you want the Eagles?

  350. Teresa, unless he’s a famous rock star, that boy needs a haircut.

    Not a famous rock star, Dick, but he IS a music major at Texas Tech…..
    He’s currently doing student teaching, and reportedly LOVES it (and his students love him, too – he’s a great kid).

    XBrad, check your e-mail, you pervert…..

  351. “Laura?”

    So glad I held off on telling you that your football knowledge is hot.

  352. It wasn’t a do-over, it’s the rule book.

    s’funny how they always seem to find rules to help Vick.

  353. so, 3 out of 4 games this weekend were won by the underdog…..

  354. Hi/bye.

    Husband’s making me run to the store with him.

    He’s so needy.

  355. Th walking wounded played better than I expected.

  356. Geebus fucking Christ, wiser.

    What do you want them to do, make the wrong call instead?

  357. Didn’t care Mare. Giants were knocked out of the playoffs by both of them. I was just hoping for a good game, and it was.

    I still have the Jets and Patriots, one of them will be still be around next week.

  358. Wiser has VDS. He can’t help himself.

  359. Scott, did you want the Eagles?

    No Giants fan wants the Eagles to win…. ever.

  360. Sad news, Andy. But we knew it was coming. And the guy had a hell of a life.

  361. I don’t know if you guys talked about this but if my nine year old daughter was just killed, I would not be able to give an interview…..nor would I want to……nor would I ever.

  362. Yes, he did.

  363. Nope, mare. Me either.

    I’d be too busy plotting revenge, among other things.

  364. He was a remarkable man Andy. He will be missed.

  365. What do you want them to do, make the wrong call instead?

    I’ve never seen one person be the recipient of so many obscure calls going their than Vick.

    If you don’t think the NFL was pushing the concept of the Vick’s redemption this entire season, you haven’t been paying attention.

    They gave him every single possible break, including some extremely questionable calls going the Eagle’s way.

    And he still failed.

  366. I’d be too busy plotting revenge, among other things.
    Shark bait!

  367. Dick Winters was a helluva man. Ask anyone who ever met him.

  368. I wanted the Colts. I was conflicted about the Saints/Seahawks game. I like Drew Brees but I LOVE IT when the sports pundits are wrong. So very, very, wrong.

    I like the Patriots but I want to kick Giselle Bunchen (?) in the face for wanting to be paid in Euros instead of US dollars. Bitch! Move out of the country if our money isn’t good enough for you. And although Tom Brady does some promos for the troops, he’s said some really ignorant things about the “climate.” UGH.

  369. RIP Mr. Winters.

    If it was my daughter, I’d have to be medically induced coma’d or go down in gunfire myself. No way would I want to live with that kind of pain.

  370. Now, for whom shall I cheer?

  371. I really wasn’t emotionally involved in this game. But I have seen some pretty “obscure” calls made in Vick’s direction. Obviously an unscientific observation just thought some of them were unheard of before, at least by me.

  372. Now, for whom shall I cheer?

    Steelers?

    Their quarterback is only a rapist.

  373. “I’d have to be medically induced coma’d or go down in gunfire myself. No way would I want to live with that kind of pain.”

    Exactly, beasn, how do you possibly speak after that? Like you and Andy, I’m going down in a blaze of vengeful glory.

  374. I think that in the days immediately following a child’s death, ANYTHING that a parent can do to not have to deal with the “silence” is preferable. That’s not to say that I could give an interview, but having dealt with a few families who have lost a child, any opportunity to talk about their child was a relief.

    When they weren’t doing that, they had to think about the terrible reality of what had happened. The “noise” helps families in the beginning hours and days. They get through the funeral, everybody leaves, and then they’re alone – they need the distraction of those first few days, believe me.

  375. He’s not a rapist.

    He’s a sexual predator-American.

  376. “Their quarterback is only a rapist.”

    Pretty amazing, huh?

    Teresa, I’ve known people who’ve lost children and isolation was common for both of them.

  377. Frank Caliendo was joking before the Eagles game about how wonderful it was that Vick hasn’t violated his parole.

    His mother must be so proud. I wonder when her Campbell’s contract kicks in.

  378. >> Now, for whom shall I cheer?

    The best team in pro football, of course.

    I mean, come on. If you have to pick, go with a winner.

  379. But was it rape-rape?

  380. Seattle Andy?

  381. But was it rape-rape?

    Not according to the Pittsburgh judicial system…..

    *rolls eyes*

  382. Andy – My son is the Pats fan. I normally cheer for the NFC. Unless the NFC Champs are the Cowboys, Giants or Redskins.

  383. I mean, come on. If you have to pick, go with a winner.

    But the Lions aren’t in the play-offs….

  384. I come back to this….

    Teresa, that was a very cool video!

    Brad, I would have taken you to IHOP, but the kids were coming, too. I was thinking of you, you know.

  385. Wiser – It was a Georgia case, IIRC. But, don’t let facts get in your way.

  386. Yup. Milledgeville, Georgia.

  387. MCPO, Ben had two runs ins with the law concerning women.

  388. Mare – Don’t encourage him. And get me a drink, woodja?

  389. America lost one of the great ones when Winters passed away. It’s depressing watching the last of that generation die out. The only two relatives I have left from that generation lied about their ages to enlist and they won’t be here much longer.

  390. As a pro player you need to learn how to pay them off early.

    When will these guys learn.

    Also, even Big Ben said, he had to change his ways and become a better person. And Ben always says what his agent tells him to. He’s smart in THAT way.

  391. Wiser – It was a Georgia case, IIRC. But, don’t let facts get in your way.

    Oh.

    Well, my bad.

    I guess he’s just a victim of circumstances then…..

    Poor thug guy……

  392. MCPO, because I like you, I will get you a drink. What would you like?

  393. Mare is hot.

  394. Whiskey – 3 fingers, Ice cubes 2. Thank you very much, you SYT!

  395. Mare is hot.

    You’ve met her?

    Really??

  396. I’ve been reading about Andrew Luck and his father Oliver. Very interesting family. Now that’s a guy (Andrew or his father) I could root (sp) for. Especially impressed he gave up at leasts 30 million (depending on the strike) to finish at Stanford. Really not that surprised, he was the valedictorian of his high school class and wanted to finish his degree. Money wasn’t everything, even losing a coach he liked and respected.

  397. She understands football…enough said.

  398. She understands football…enough said.

    She’s being coached….

  399. Scott, we are simpatico…….hahahahahahahaha

  400. Re: Luck; plus there is no CBA for the NFL upcoming season.

  401. Go Pack Go!

  402. Is the football bitchfest over? I’m a hostage to Disney, so I missed out on the games.

  403. Brew – I’m thinking I might have to cheer for the Packers the rest of the way through.

  404. To be honest, when I didn’t have an emotional tie to a team I went with the best looking quarterback or the least douche quarterback/coach. As a kid, I LOVED the Dolphins and Raiders.

    I remember my Dad talking about seeing Don Shula at Church in Maui and he was always friendly and what not. I was a big Shula fan.

  405. MCPO, until the rookie cap was designed, they thought this would be the last year the rookie first rounders would get mad money.

  406. Brew – I’m thinking I might have to cheer for the Packers the rest of the way through.

    This is why I love you.

  407. I am a Miami Fan Mare!
    Wow I could go on.

  408. MCPO, until the rookie cap was designed, they thought this would be the last year the rookie first rounders would get mad money.

    See? She has no idea what she’s talking about.

    Mr. Mare is commenting under her name.

  409. Aggie, Phineas and Ferb?

  410. I wish, Roamy. Some show called “Shake It Up”. Garg…

  411. Mare – Do you think the NFLPA will agree to a rookie cap? Lots of agents gonna lose a buttload of money on that deal!

  412. Now I’m being lectured by Disney dweebs on how to save the planet.

    Gawd, I despise what Eisner has done to that company.

  413. mare, I sat next to Don Shula on a business trip once, right after he was fired by the Dolphins. He had a book with him and I asked him if he liked to read and he said, “Not really but I have lots of time to kill now”. He is a real gentleman!

  414. Dean Koontz, good writer. Especially Phantoms, my favorite of his early work, and the Frankenstein series, now on book 4. Interesting take on that story.

    At least I got 2-2 right on the playoffs today. Upset city, but I got the Green Bay game (sorry Chief).

  415. Never met Winters, but you can tell what his character was by his story, and all the people he left behind. I haven’t heard one person who had a bad word about the guy.

  416. MCPO, although I am a free market girl (girl, ha!) I really think you should be paid on merit. I would like to see caps for rookies, and I was under the impression that the elders of football were sick of seeing non-tested rookies make 100 times more. It’s also one of those issues that although I have an opinion, it’s best to let the douches decide.

    And anything that takes away from a player agent lawyer is fine with me.

    By the way, I was friends with a baseball player agent in Florida. At the time he had negotiated the largest payout for a player, Mike Hampton. I think it was for around 125 million.

  417. Awesome, Brew!!

    And he’s not as fat now, thanks to Nutri System!

  418. Rest in Peace, Colonel Winters.

    Amen.

    I know a lot of people have seen the mini series but the book is outstanding and should be read. You will have even more respect for Dick Winters.

  419. I’ve heard you guys talk about Orson Scott Card, can you read his books out of order?

    Is there a book that stands above the rest?

  420. Ender’s Game, mare.

  421. I transported Gem today to Ft Myers Beach. They thought He was a She. He laid his head on my lap for the whole trip. While I scratched his belly!

  422. >>The boy is gettin’ ready to join the “Married WAAAAY Out of Your League” club…..

    For sure! And get a haircut.

  423. Now I’m being lectured by Disney dweebs on how to save the planet.

    Funny thing is, the kids (at least the kids of conservatives) KNOW that it’s a lecture. DD#1 couldn’t STAND Ferngully (one of the early “Save the Planet” films) for that very reason. And she was fairly young at the time it came out.

    The films that don’t lecture or shove things down kids’ throats are the ones that endure –

  424. Aggie – Restrict the boys to two hours a week of TV and two hours of video games. . . makes ’em internet junkies like the rest of us.

  425. Vmax, they still took Gem, right?

    Vmax, someone linked a hilarious picture of a lab painted like a tiger captioned: Vmax gets a cat, did you see that? It was fantastic.

  426. VMax, you are a prince among men –

    And Lipstick, I have a feeling his bride will “convince” him to cut his hair before the pictures get taken for the wedding……
    (I mean, if a girl who looks like she does asked a guy to do ANYTHING, don’t you think he would comply?)

  427. I think we should have Hostage2 awards.

    I would nominate Vmax for the category: TOO GOOD FOR THIS DUMP award.

    He would place, first, second and third.

  428. I meant retriever. DAMN IT.

  429. I remember Ferngully. And still have the video. My kids know it’s propaganda, but Robin Williams’ one-liners are hilarious.

  430. Also, even Big Ben said, he had to change his ways and become a better person.

    My sister lives in Pittsburgh and has seen Ben still riding his motorcycle. He wears a helmet now, though, so he’s got that going for him. (He was behind her and when he saw her looking at him in the rear view mirror, he put his visor down.)

  431. I qualify for the banned sumbitch award.

  432. ooooooh, Lipstick, what has your sister heard about Big Ben outside the media parameters?

  433. I saw Pupsters link Mare,
    And his foster mom is HOT like you!
    Only blond and drives a Cooper S.

    Do you drive a blue Mini Cooper S?

  434. No, Vmax, and I’m working on being blond.

  435. Ender’s Game is awesome. The follow-up ones are so-so.

  436. I’ve heard you guys talk about Orson Scott Card, can you read his books out of order?

    The Ender series should be read in order, IMHO. I’m with aggie, Ender’s Game was the crown jewel.

    I liked the Empire books, too. Those are also in chronological order, and I’d read them in order.

    When I logged on to his website, it said he had suffered a mild stroke on Jan 1.

    OSC suffered a mild stroke on Saturday 1 January 2011. He is now back home, retraining his brain so that the fingers of his left hand strike the keys he’s aiming for. He will not be responding to most emails because his typing time must be devoted to finishing his fiction. But he is grateful for your good wishes and he promises not to die with any series unfinished.

    For the foreseeable future, OSC will not make any public appearances or undertake any travel. Since his speech is unimpaired, he will still conduct radio and recorded interviews.

    http://www.hatrack.com/

  437. ooooooh, Lipstick, what has your sister heard about Big Ben outside the media parameters?

    That’s all I know, Mare. I’ll quiz her tomorrow.

  438. “I qualify for the banned sumbitch award.”

    hahahahahahahahaha…..I’d nominate you for: MOST LIKELY TO TELL SOMEONE TO SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS award.

    A category I respect.

  439. Thanks, Lipstick. I don’t know if you know football coaches, but if we meet I can give you scoop on June Jones.

  440. Thanks, Aggie and Jay. After I finish my new Thor and Flynn books I’m going to check out Card.

  441. Oh, crap, I’m dangerously close to the dreaded 5 comments in a row deal. Obi Wan please help.

  442. HELLO???

  443. Congo breaker?

  444. Don’t know why you say Hello
    I say goodbye

  445. Awwww, Vmax. He’s a cutie!

  446. He was Aggie. A sweet lovable lunk!

  447. Did anybody blow up anybody else’s meth lab today?

  448. Did anybody blow up anybody else’s meth lab today?

  449. Oh, yeah, I forgot, Carin’s a psycho commenter like me. Whew!

  450. Why did Aggie’s link say, “NO HOTLINKING?”

  451. Fuck.

    I forgot my boss has that failsafe, mare. Here’s the original entry:

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/12/how-to-spot-a-meth-lab/

  452. Why does Aggie hate us?!?

  453. Not me. My boss, MCPO.

    I blame mare.

  454. Hahahaha!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone fuck up a link to their own blog here before.

  455. I am shaky on Aggy and the Boss thing.
    Any links?

  456. WHOA….

    My comment disappeareded??

    I typed, Proud to be the first, Sean 😉

  457. I am shaky on Aggy and the Boss thing.

    Simply put, I blog at ArmedGeek’s site, Vmax. So I call him my boss 😉

  458. “Why does Aggie hate us?!?”

    hahahahahahaaha…..Aggie? Why? Why?

  459. Aggie, broke this POS blog. All hail Aggie!!!!!!

  460. Aggie, broke this POS blog.

    AWESOME!!!!

  461. Simply put, I blog at ArmedGeek’s site, Vmax. So I call him my boss

    I do the same thing with DPUD.

  462. Mare – Let’s run away to the circus!

    http://tinyurl.com/2ecxag9

  463. MCPO, YES!!! LET’S GO!!!

    Although I hate the circus. Can we run away to the beach or something?

  464. Can we run away to the beach or something?

    Sure! http://tinyurl.com/2g5lfoc

  465. OK, I’ve got today’s post summary pulled together – lemme type it up, and I’ll post it. BRB

  466. Although I hate the circus. Can we run away to the beach or something?

    Only if you’re agonna wear a two piece suit.

  467. Can we run away to the beach or something?

    Sure! http://tinyurl.com/2g5lfoc

    You know that posting that picture violates the terms of your parole, right?

  468. Sean – Sorta like you posting llamas or sheep?

  469. There’s a bowl game on tonight. Who knew?

  470. OK, I’ve got today’s post summary pulled together – lemme type it up, and I’ll post it. BRB

    You are fantastic TiF!
    Go for it!

  471. There’s a bowl game on tonight. Who knew?

    The Bob’s Storage and Shipping Bowl?

    The Tidy Bowl?

  472. The Tossed Salad Bowl?

  473. The Toss Your Cookies Bowl?

  474. The Circle Jerk Bowl?

  475. The Fruits and Nuts Bowl?

  476. The waitress at the Pizzeria. . .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIJzpdJIdmI

  477. Yes, that’s the one.

  478. I’m just happy that MI won their bowl game.
    ….
    Wait? No? Did we fire RichRod?

    So… MI won, right?

  479. You can never go wrong with Louis Prima.

  480. Summary of today’s post (01/09/11):

    Dick offered to teach Aggie how to lay bricks while topless.
    He declined, however, to teach Pupster.

    The Chinese mother made Car in feel like an abject failure, so she’s getting her belly button pierced.

    It snowed in Dallas.

    Roamy’s son showed great potential as a future Hostage.

    Peej realized – much to her chagrin – that she had drunk-blogged the site last night.

    Pendejo broke the “Man Code” protocol and revealed the meaning of one of their sooper-sekret phrases. Repercussions are expected to follow. It’s been nice knowing you, man….

    The football games caused MCPO to drink early and often (like he needed an excuse….. 😉 ).

    Michael Vick failed to take his team to the next level of the playoffs.
    There was much rejoicing in the Hostage nation.

    The Hostage Literati debated the merits – or lack thereof – of Dean Koontz vs. Stephen King.

    TiFW sent XBrad pictures of herself before electricity, and he wanted more (the pervert).

    Aggie went to the IHOP, and none of us were invited.

    Beasn’s hubby made her Indian (Slurpee, not casino) food, and the cumin didn’t agree with her.

    Scott smelled something.

    Wiser discussed the felonies/misdemeanors committed by various NFL players.

    Mare poured the Chief another drink, and started handing out awards.

    Lipstick knows someone who has seen Big Ben riding a motorcycle (I didn’t know that clocks had legs to reach the pedals).

    Vmax fostered out another puppy dog and secured his place in Heaven.

    Andy, as usual, held the joint together for the rest of us.

    We all agreed that the left still sucks raw eggs.
    Thus endeth the lesson for today –

  481. The Berries and Twigs Bowl

  482. The “Ain’t Watching Two 5-7 Teams Battle it Out Great Bowl”

  483. Thus endeth the lesson for today –

    You forgot to add, I broke the POS blog….

  484. You forgot to add, I broke the POS blog….

    Ya wanna start writing up the summaries, missy? 😉

  485. The “I Don’t Care What Position He Plays, That’s a Tight End” Bowl

  486. Ya wanna start writing up the summaries, missy?

    Hell no!! I just want the KUDOS!!!!

  487. I have long wondered why Kellogg’s doesn’t sponsor a Cereal Bowl.

  488. That was a great update, Teresa.

  489. Can we call Leon, “Ensign Ricky”?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJn9Wqm2Ryk&feature=related

  490. Hell no!! I just want the KUDOS!!!!

    You got mentioned twice, young lady – once for topless bricklaying, and once for going out for pancakes. Don’t get greedy, or you might not get mentioned at all…… 😉

  491. I have a friend in town, he’s heard your name
    We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row
    We could stay inside and play games, I don’t know
    And you could have a change of heart

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfZWp-hGCdA

  492. Chief, I don’t wear red. Clashes with my complexion.

  493. Leon – Nothing clashes with transparent.

  494. It’s snowing.

  495. You got mentioned twice, young lady

    I am chastened.

    *runs crying to the fridge*

    *guzzles wine*

  496. I have rosy cheeks.

  497. Time to go soak in the tub, and then to bed.
    Sweet dreams, everyone – try and stay warm!

  498. Alright, I’m totally onboard with Teresa doing Summary’s.

    Awesome!

  499. I think I will follow Teresa’s example, and go soak in a bubblebath and then go to bed. Hopefully, I will sleep better.

    Y’all have a great evening.

    And Teresa’s Summaries RULE!!!

  500. G’night, all!

  501. Hell no!! I just want the KUDOS!!!!

    SHOW US YER TITS!!!

  502. SHOW US YER TITS!!!

    Amidoinitright?

  503. Did I kill it?

  504. Leon – Good catch.

  505. But there’s only one tit….

  506. Pair of tits?

    http://tinyurl.com/yzw7wbf

  507. And a nice pair, too!

  508. Holy cow, that’s a lot of snow out there already. Roads are closed. Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.

  509. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40968943/ns/us_news-weird_news/

  510. can anyone tell me where the Chinese mother story is? Linky please?

    Oh and, good morning everyone.

  511. PJM – Finally sober up?

  512. PJ, you DO realize that PJD posted pics from last night on Facedouchecock, right?

  513. Seriously MCPO, I can’t recall ever having a hangover in my life. Today was the day.
    Every time I stood up, I thought I was going to hurl. It was brutal.

    BRUTAL!!

    and I feel just awful because it made me a bad parent. 😦

    I was useless

  514. ^^ Mom?

  515. You done nursing yet b-rad? I’m getting sore

  516. I’ll switch bewbs.

  517. HAHAHAHA!

    What the hell were you drinking?

  518. You’re too good to me.

    seriously though, anyone got the Chinese mom story?

  519. PJ, what was the occasion for getting blasted last night, besides just having an opportunity?

  520. Is this bar still open?

  521. PJ, I really love you, but not enough to dig up the Chinese mom article.

  522. Teresa – great run down….
    Leon – nice tit
    Eddie B – read your last blog entry… nice use of the letter “F”

  523. I had beer. That’s it. The same beer the whole night.

    I had an Arby’s sandwich though when madeleine and I went thrift store shopping and it didn’t sit right with me.

    poor pjd. I couldn’t figure out how to open his electric window and by the time he opened it for me………..it was too late.

    He had to take a hose to the outside and INSIDE of his truck.

  524. PJ, I really love you, but not enough to dig up the Chinese mom article.

    gosh b-rad, I figured you would have had it bookmarked.

    hi taxed and jam!

  525. hi PJM—

    here’s a truck cleaning method for your hubby…
    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQva34ee-jxe5a5XDliKmG1CkW-22VyBS2cuunCMi1XSddmEh_0CA

  526. MCPO, I saw where you laid into CDR Sal over the Big E kerfuffle.

    We are simpatico.

    CDR Sal is usually in the right. But he is just a little too quick to cut ADM Harvey slack that he won’t extend to any other flags.

  527. Hey peej!

    This morning in church, these 2 women behind me were talking about Bulimia – I asked them to keep it down. 😉

  528. Yannow Jam, I was actually expecting a helpful link. hahaha, I’m showing that to him.

  529. i just noticed that xbrad is ambi-tit-stirous….

  530. This morning in church, these 2 women behind me were talking about Bulimia – I asked them to keep it down

    hahaha, you thinkin of taking that act on the road?

  531. oh and taxed? Where’s my fb friend request? HUH?!?!?!

  532. PJ, I would have held your hair out of your face, but you cut it all off!

  533. PJM – helpful is my other name

  534. Hell, I don’t think I would have cared about my hair at that point. I should probably burn the shirt I was wearing.

    ARBY’S SUCKS!!

  535. Give me the first and last letters of your name, as well as all the letters in between and I will send that request to you right away. Sorry, I know you emailed me, but I can’t remember which email it was!

  536. PJ, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

  537. Brad – The whole thing smells of SWO Flag CYA.

  538. Geoff, you know you loves ya baby.

  539. PJ cut her hair?!?!! She doesn’t have the Betty Page bangs any more???

  540. check yer facebook taxed

  541. MCPO, if they put letters of reprimand in the CO and Strike Group Commander’s files at the same time as firing CAPT Honors, then I wouldn’t have a problem. But yeah, it’s the same old, same old.

    At least the Air Force, the most fucked up of all the services, is starting to see some GO accountability, even if it is merely baby steps.

  542. check yer facebook taxed

    MCPO, where have you been?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/5088116025/

    That’s a photo of my hair, check out the pervert who commented on it

  543. gotcha!

  544. Yo doofus! The page is private.

    I just saw it on FaceChimp. No more mooching bruschetta for you!

    *slams door, throws himself on the bed and sobs*

  545. MCPO my hair does look like ass right now because it got cut too short.

    Now that all my dye is gone, I’ll grow it back out. I just couldn’t remember what my natural color was anymore.

    I found out.

    It’s grey

  546. Hey, I just saw dick added me as a contact on flickr. I don’t know what that means, but I accepted it.

    ok, it’s available to the public now, check it out MCPO because I want you to see the pervert that commented on my photo

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/5088116025/

  547. Haze grey makes MCPO horny.

    Just sayin’

  548. OK, I’m out. One of you lazy turds spend 5 mins and put up a new poat!

    Goodnight you callers, maulers and trash haulers!

  549. Peej – I’m sorry if my comment offended you, I really thought the haircut looked nice. I will remove it…

  550. HAHAHAHA! He’s nekkid!

  551. check out the pervert who commented on it

    JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!!!

  552. Oh,

    Sorry about that comment, PJ.

  553. Peej – I’m sorry if my comment offended you, I really thought the haircut looked nice. I will remove it…

    hahaha, you’re fine. Just put your clothes back on, ok?

  554. ok listen boys who preferred the Betty Page. I’m growing it back out. Honestly. I cut it off because I got a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad dye job. It pretty much turned it black and there was no way to get rid of it. I even tried stripping it and it wasn’t good.

    So, I figured, what the heck, my hair grows quickly, I’ll chop it all off and grow it out again with the natural color.

    SO SHUT UP!!!!!!

    but seriously, I truly am growing it out again.

    OK?

    ok

  555. Just put your clothes back on, ok?

    – – – – –

    OK *slips back into Wrangler Open Fly Jeans*

  556. Palate cleanser:

    Xmas044

  557. Don’t sweat it, PJ.

    None of us really look at your hair…

  558. nit-all

  559. John Kerry threatening to kill George Bush.

    http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/10/bill_maher_with.html

    Maher: You could have went to New Hampshire and killed two birds with one stone.
    Kerry: Or, I could have gone to 1600 Pennsylvania and killed the real bird with one stone.

  560. Comment by Sean M. on January 10, 2011 12:12 am

    Palate cleanser:

    Cute puppy.

    and um, I know you’re saying a palette cleanser regarding my commenter and not my hair…………RIGHT?!?!

  561. Chief:

    I am writing a new poat as we speak. My response to this weekend

  562. it’s infuriating.

  563. and um, I know you’re saying a palette cleanser regarding my commenter and not my hair…………RIGHT?!?!

    Your hair looks fine. The less said about the commenter, the better.

    *throws up a little in my mouth*

  564. *throws up a little in my mouth*

    hahahahah

    ok, I think I need to go to the store and buy ice cream. maybe that will settle my gut.

    later skaters

  565. geoff, the difference is that when they do it, it’s cute.

  566. geoff – wasn’t wonkette the one that took it in the “whatever orfice was handy”, DC slut?

  567. PJM – nice doo
    Really.

  568. my intertube connection crapped out… i wanted to ask xtc if he was a switch titter….

    “Comment by xbradtc on January 9, 2011 11:27 pm

    I’ll switch bewbs.”

  569. Nope, JAM, that was one of her pals, Jessica Cutler.

    That whole thing inspired the first Ace thread I ever read, by the way.

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php

    Stil one of his best,

  570. Sean-
    thanks for the knowledge

  571. JAM2,

    I don’t really care which bewb I get. Just no moobs.

    Sorry, buddy.

  572. g’night, losers.

  573. PJM gets pissed off at xbrad switch titting

  574. Ugh. I just watched the interview with the idiot sheriff that Drew posted at the HQ. That guy needs a serious punch in the dick.

  575. new poat

  576. […] rhetoric pales in comparison to what we saw and heard during the Bush administration. * and * h/t xbrad b) There has been very little political violence in recent history, and much of it […]


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