Big Boob Friday™

Hello and welcome to Big Boob Friday you motherless goat.

You probably didn’t know this because you were dropped on your head as a baby but there is an official BBF salute.  Here is a visual aid that you should print and bring with you to the next meat-up so that there isn’t any confusion.

Surf’s Up!  And you should probably crank this song.

In the ongoing evolution of Big Boob Friday it seems we have entered a new era.  After a recent moron Dick poll, a meeting of the BBF Research Department and consultation with management, we now have an official BBF model.

Since almost the beginning of BBF, thanks to wiserbud’s love of anorexic women and insensitivity to bacon cheeseburgers, Kerry Marie has sort of been the unofficial BBF model.  Actually she was more of a mascot than the official model but whatever.  We now have the real thing.

Please stop reading the Constitution for a second and pay your proper respects to the blessed-by-God beauty queen and our official BBF honey, the hotter than the heat of a billion blazing white-hot suns and your model for today, Friday, January 7th, 2011, Erica Campbell.  I am definitely smitten.

Here is some non-Erica-Campbell-related bullshit that happened on this day…

* in 1610, Galileo discovered the first four Jupiter moons: Io, Europa, Ganymede and Callisto.

* in 1800, our 13th President Millard Fillmore was born in Kenya Locke, New York.

* in 1939, talk show sleaze bucket Maury Povich-Chung was born.

* in 1943, Yugoslavian physicist Nikola Tesla died at age 86.

* in 1948, tree-hugging hippie Kenny Loggins was born in Everett, Washington.

* in 1950, smoking hot chick Erin Gray was born in Honolulu.

* in 1957, ignorant slut Katie Couric was born in Arlington, Virginia.

* in 1964, the world’s best actor Nicolas Cage was born.

* in 1967, the “Newlywed Game” premiered on ABC.

* in 1975, Led Zeppelin fans rioted before a Boston concert and caused $30,000 in damage.

* in 1989, Japan’s emperor Hirohito died of duodenal cancer at the age of 87 after a 62-year reign.

* in 1994, US female Figure Skating Championship was won by Tonya Harding.

Fin.

You survived the first week of 2011 so you should celebrate by doing something fun this weekend like getting drunk and running around your neighborhood naked in the middle of the day.

We have to de-Christmas our house this weekend which is never fun.  Hopefully Floyd won’t eat too many ornament hooks and Christmas tree bulbs.

Here’s to hoping your first week of the new year was an excellent one and that no one sawed your head off.

Cheers!!

Teeth!

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538 Comments

  1. Holy crap this post is awesome!!

  2. And check out the first comment on the “Europa” video.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

  3. I’d hit it.

  4. she’s got some BIG teeth

  5. This excellent post makes me rethink my opinion of your intertube skilz. I now think they are terrible instead of nonexistant. Nice job.

  6. She has teeth?

  7. I think there’s some nip in that last pic.

    Also, I note the lack of belly piercing. FAIL.

  8. OMG did that surf song SUCK my mouth suddenly tastes like balls.
    OK back to the boobs…

  9. I like bewbs.

  10. I know – shocking isn’t it?

  11. Howdy, ya’ll.

  12. Aggie, how’s things? Is this the day?

  13. Howdy, Aggs.

    How you doing today?

  14. I think there’s some nip in that last pic.

    It’s less than 1/4 nip so it counts as 0 nip.

    And her BB is pierced I believe. Check the picture above Wonder Nip Woman.

  15. Nice work Rosetta.

  16. Heh, I knew there was a reason I liked Paul Ryan:

    http://rightwingnews.com/2011/01/paul-ryan-promises-to-eat-his-tie-if-obamacare-reduces-deficit/

  17. I’ve been up since 4 AM, and yes, today was the day. Kids are doing good, though 🙂

    My hips will suffer somewhat as I tackle this Godiva dark chocolate and raspberry bar, though.

  18. Nice work Rosetta.

    Thanks brother.

  19. Sorry to hear that, but thanks to Mr. Sith AND yourself for your service!

  20. >> Heh, I knew there was a reason I liked Paul Ryan

    That kicked 47 times more ass when I linked it here and in Ace’s sidebar last night.

  21. I have decided to grace you all with my presence. Please fill the olive jar up with $10, $20 & $50 bills.

  22. You know, you could just say “It’s old”. It’s much less hurtful.

    *sniffle

  23. Awww, thanks, J’Ames. I’m sure he appreciates it 🙂

  24. Hugs and kisses, Aggie.

  25. >> You know, you could just say “It’s old”. It’s much less hurtful.

    I know. This is a fun blog, isn’t it?

    *kicks J’Ames in the poon again*

  26. The best part: American Airlines arranges for families of deploying soldiers to go through to the gate!

    And because I had minors, we went through the metal detector only. WIN!!!

    Hubby got scanned, though.

  27. Ace linked up my UFC fighter post on the sidebar the other day. That was fun more than 2 people stopped by.

  28. Aggie – Please pass my best wishes to your husband for a safe and successful deployment.

  29. What the Blue Horseshoe is this Anacott Steel?

  30. Hehe, well played, Andy!

  31. Thank you, MCPO… I will do so when he next checks in 🙂

  32. That’s awesome, Aggie. Where’d he fly out of, SAT?

    Every time I’m in DFW, I think it must be in the top 25 Army bases in the country. That or digital camo is some insane local fashion craze.

  33. Best of luck to your husband, Aggie!

  34. Hubby got scanned, though.

    That just throws me. Servicemen in uniform being scanned. I understand, someone could dress up as a soldier and go through, but come on!

    Good to hear they let you up to the gate. That’s a nice touch, good job AA!

  35. Trivia of the day.. Ms. Campbell is now retired and is a professing Christian..

    So all of you who looked her up on “Uncensored” Google are going to hell..

  36. That was fun more than 2 people stopped by.

    Hahahahaha. Was that the guy that said he wanted to knock some sense into Obama?

  37. I noticed that about DFW too, lots of soldiers going in and out. Must be quite a hub.

  38. SAT to DFW to ATL to Benning. There for 12 days for training, and then onto MNFO.

    No, that’s not alphabet soup 😉

  39. My cousin is in Afghanistan, been there a couple of months. He went through Ft. Irwin, training with a transportation company from Iowa. He’s in the Nebraska Guard.

  40. Ahhh, beautiful Fayetteville, NC!

  41. DFW has the largest USO in the nation, and the military uses American Airlines almost exclusively for deployment and TDYs. And DFW is AA’s hub 😉

    Not hard to figure out why so many servicemen and -women are about 😉

  42. And thank you, MJ!!!

  43. Was that the guy that said he wanted to knock some sense into Obama?
    ——
    Yeah, Jacob Volkmann. He’s a chiropractor when he isn’t punching people, I guess.

  44. As it should be…. boobs on Friday!

    Thoughts and prayers for your husband Aggie.

  45. Thanks, T2D. I see you changed your avatar once again….

  46. The Pumpernickel bread is baking.

  47. Did you weasels check the second comment under the video in the Europa link?

    It made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

  48. DFW’s USO station is consistently rated one of the tops in the nation – something we take great pride in! Servicemen and women are always talking about how well they are treated there, whether they are leaving for duty, coming in for R&R, or coming home.

    The folks in the DFW Metroplex always come through when it comes to providing items for the goody bags, snacks at the USO waiting area, money to help run the USO station, and volunteers to man the station and welcome soldiers when they fly in.

  49. The mosh pit?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  50. Fuck Europa and the horse it rode in on.

  51. Oh, and Aggie, great big bear hugs to you and the kiddos. If you need a shoulder to cry on, let me know! And thanks to your hubby for his service and to you and your family for being his “Six”…..

    We’re here for you, sweetie!

  52. when I was stuck in the Atlanta airport for 9 hours in July, I saw a TON of soldiers…made the time go by faster IYKWIMAITTYD

  53. Rosetta – Worst ever! You should be whipped by large black men in leather for linking to it.

  54. I knew it wouldn’t be long before the blowback from the fake autism-vaccine-link study caught up with Jenny McCarthy.

    Ouch.

    http://tinyurl.com/c6wrju

  55. Rosetta – Worst ever! You should be whipped by large black men in leather for linking to it.

    Hahahahaha. I know but the comment about the mosh pit is hilarious.

  56. That’s what happens when one listens with their tits, Rosetta.

    Thanks, Teresa, but if I cry any more I will need an IV 😉

  57. I love the Tonya Harding link – needs to go in the file along with the little girl standing in front of the burning house……

  58. Hermann Hesse was a weird dude. I wonder if he reincarnated as a stone?

  59. The mosh pit?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Hahahahahahahahaha. That comment is perfect funny.

  60. Thanks, Teresa, but if I cry any more I will need an IV.

    Naaah – the key is in rehydrating. I suggest lots and lots of alcohol……

  61. I wonder when my wife will realize that when I say I want nothing for Christmas because we need to upgrade the business computers that it really means I get to go Computer shopping with a really large budget and get my stuff sneaked in?

    * I think she has me figured out..

  62. I have bottles awaiting the corkscrew, Teresa 😀

  63. Hahahahahahahahaha. That comment is perfect funny.

    – – – – –

    Spit diet coke onto keyboard, type of funny!

  64. Y’know, yesterday I thought Bambi was just mugging for the cameras like the pathetic narcissist that he is, but after seeing this, I’m starting to wonder if he wasn’t either drunk or high:

    http://www.leftcoastrebel.com/2011/01/morning-beat-at-left-coast-rebel-obama.html

    It’s not just the buttons being done wrong (who hasn’t done that a couple of times in their life?); it’s the goofy look on his face and that fey wave. Also, the fact that the rest of the ladies aren’t even looking that direction – kind of like they’re embarassed or pissed or something……

  65. Spit diet coke onto keyboard, type of funny!

    Hahahahaha.

    “The mosh pit at 0:00 is fucking intense.”

    Best YouTube comment ever.

  66. And did you see the spandex on her thighs????

  67. http://tinyurl.com/24hqrmt

  68. Spandex doesn’t lie.

  69. He’s better than Justin Bieber.

    okay, he looks better than Bieber

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  70. Spandex lies like a $5 hooker.

  71. So, I finished Siddartha. Should I read Steppenwolf?

  72. Hahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/26d2yng

  73. Bless you Aggie and your husband too.

  74. “The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine.” – Abraham Lincoln

    – – – – –

    HAAAAAAAAA

    Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: “Because she’s too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.”

  75. Hello, losers.

    {{{Hugs}}} to Aggie. You’ve got a built in FSG here, you know that, right?

  76. HAHAHAHAHA! not.

    http://tinyurl.com/34e79k6

  77. Thank you, Vmax!

    You’ve got a built in FSG here, you know that, right?

    Better than any HERE 😀

  78. Scott & Laura might find this interesting: http://www.cnbc.com/id/40967045

  79. I was young enough that I cannot remember any of my dad’s deployments.

  80. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: “Because she’s too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.”

    Hahahahahahaha. Nice!

  81. Did you see that Houston got Wade Phillips as Defensive Coordinator?

  82. Do you remember the homecomings, Brad?

  83. Rosetta why do you always wear this?

    http://tinyurl.com/27dmgq9

  84. Did you see that Houston got Wade Phillips as Defensive Coordinator?

    – – – – –

    Yes, Good hire!

  85. Rosetta why do you always wear this?

    http://tinyurl.com/27dmgq9

    Because you ask me to and you like it and I enjoy giving you what you like.

    Why are you marketing your nonsmoking status?

    Were you on fire?

  86. I’m always on fire baby

  87. Aggie, I have the haziest recollection of the FDR coming into Mayport. But later, when dad was done with deployments, I did go to the air station for other squadron’s homecomings. They were always great parties. Ladies in their Sunday finest, cake, champagne, and the jets coming in and lots of hugging and crying.

    Of course, the enlisted guys would fly in a couple days later to no fanfare.

    One of the neat things was the wives clubs would put up squadron signs much like Burma-Shave signs along the base roads with cute little saying about their guys coming home, and each sign would usually be in the form of the squadron’s patch.

  88. I’m always on fire baby

    They make a cream for that. Ask for it at the free clinic.

  89. MCPO, I didn’t know your nickname was “nugget”.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ysm3gm

  90. we were discussing smoking in an earlier thread FairyRosette

  91. we were discussing smoking in an earlier thread FairyRosette

    Smoking is cool.

  92. I’m always on fire baby

    Meow…..

  93. Why did you people fail to answer my question re: Hermann Hesse novels?

  94. Speaking of smoking….This is my favorite song right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKHx3wJk6Zw

  95. There were a ton of those signs in Germany every time a group deployed. The Germans got pissed off once because all of the signs were on the Universitat strasse, on our side of Leighton Barracks, mind you, and they felt they “obscured the scenery”, scenery consisting of a campus.

    The base commander told the mayor that the signs would come down, as soon as the anti-American signs facing the base were taken down as well.

    The signs stayed up 😀

  96. I’m not well-versed on the books, MCPO. My opinion: read whatever takes your fancy.

  97. I don’t think I’ve ever read a Herman Hesse book. I can’t recall off the top of my pointy head anything by him.

  98. Why did you people fail to answer my question re: Hermann Hesse novels?

    – – – – – –

    Penthouse Forum or Cracked – either one has a good ending.

  99. Herman Hesse? I’ve only read Siddhartha, and loved it. I’m looking for something new to read if you have any suggestions. I finally read the last Harry Twatter book this week.

  100. I gotta say, MCPO, you really should read all the Honor Harrington books.

  101. Hi Cute-BBF-Hostage Hunks and Hotties.

    Howzit hangin?

  102. I just finished Siddartha. Thought it was really interesting. Wanted to see if anyone had a review on Steppenwolf before I picked it up.

  103. Ted, do you have any sort of e-reader?

  104. Howzit hangin?

    – – – – –

    oohhh, my back…

  105. I’m too tired to read the entire thread. Teresa, can you gimme the skinny? Please?

  106. xBrad – Nope. But if you check Gutenberg on-line, they have a pretty good selection.

  107. BTW – How does Geoff deal with these numbers?

    http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/112739/

  108. Sohos, are you sure you weren’t smoking in CT?

  109. I dont know anything about them Sorry FIBF

  110. I might have jokingly lit up one but only in the holy shit yall are smogging me out aspect but didnt inhale

  111. MCPO, I was thinking more that I would be happy to email you the Honor Harrington books. You can read them on your laptop, Kindle or other system.

    Lemme know if you’re at all interested.

  112. How many gigs?

  113. Sohos is Bill Clinton?

  114. So I’m at my mechanic getting a sagging driver’s door checked out on my Altima, and I see a copy of Shape magazine on the table. From March, 2007. It has a hot pic of Eva Mendez on the cover in a bikini, so I crack it open to see if there’s more. On the random page to which I flipped, I saw a familiar face perched over a taut, lycra-encased body:

    Tamara Fucking Holder.

    She’d apparently lost 40 lb after college, and had kept it off for a few years by the time she ended up in the magazine. How do people get chosen for these micro-expose`s? I have this inkling that the gal wants to be famous and has Daddy connections in Chicago. Just a hunch, but nothing else really explains this and the frequent Fox News appearances by a yet another decent-looking braindead liberal twat.

  115. I might have jokingly lit up one but only in the holy shit yall are smogging me out aspect but didnt inhale

    That shows a complete lack of commitment, and no will to follow through, sohos.

    And that you are Bill Clinton, as Brad surmised.

  116. *realizes Teresa is prolly not here*

    mkay…

  117. I read that, Andy!!

    My liberal “friends” here are screaming that we should have elected White. I asked them since when is this new??

    Fucking morons…

  118. *scrolls up and reads thread on her own*

    *sigh*

  119. I’ve been up since 4 AM, and yes, today was the day. Kids are doing good, though 🙂

    Hugs, Aggie. Hang in there. How long will it be?

  120. Can you summarize that for us when you’re done, Cathy?

  121. Howdy, Cathy!

    Rosetta chortled over the first comment at the “Europa” link.

    Hubby left today. I cried for a bit, and everyone here cheered me up. Brad tried to feel me up, but he’s too far away.

    Andy bitchslapped J’Ames. J’Ames licked his wounds.

    MJ had two visitors to his site. He threw a party, and didn’t invite any of us.

    T2D is on his 1,209 avatar.

    MCPO likes books.

    Sohos is Bill Clinton.

  122. Hubby will deployed for a year at least. The bad news is, he has to deal with Benning for two weeks. The good news is, Egypt sounds like a good administrative job for his resume.

  123. Prayers for Mr. Smith. So far, my wife’s worst deployment has been to Maryland for 4 months.

  124. 1210!

  125. I might have jokingly lit up one but only in the holy shit yall are smogging me out aspect but didnt inhale

    Well, even if you didn’t you were still smoking hot, so there’s that.

  126. Nice bewbies today Rosie!

    Hugs Aggie!! And a big Thank You for your hubby’s service!

  127. Thanks Aggie for the scoop. You are a sweetie and someday I’m just gonna get in my little Spyder, load up my trunk with red wine and haul to your place .

    I’ll bring the chick-flicks.

    AND you and hubby and family will remain in my thoughts and prayers.

    ((hugs))

  128. in good ol’ fashioned redneck tradition, me and my boy are going to the Monster Truck show tonight in Nashville. I have my wife beater and cut off jeans on along with a 6-pack of Budweiser tall boys. Hallelujah and pass the ammunition!

  129. Dammit, all this time I’ve been reading “Sith” as “Smith”.

  130. Aggie, will he have a mid-tour R&R? Will you get a chance to visit him in the Med?

  131. Leon, you should upgrade that monitor. Green Screens are so 1980s.

  132. Green Screens are so 1980s.

    I programmed computers on those dang things… still remember the flashing little rectangle where the cursor was located… with no mouse, click and drag, or nuthin’

  133. **stuffs abacus back into desk**

    Wut?

  134. Leon and Cyn, thank you!! *hugs*

    Cathy, feel free anytime!

    1210!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Smartass!!

    Brad, he will get two R&Rs, but I will be going out for only one. The other he will enjoy visiting his sister in Germany.

  135. I *heart* Texas, and Rick Perry!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44-8i8UYRsw

  136. Cathy – Here’s your computer!

    http://tinyurl.com/25x53mq

  137. “Visiting his sister” is code for hitting the red-light district, right?

  138. OK, I’m here for another hour or so – sorry I wasn’t here to give you the rundown, Cathy; I was picking Becca up from school. Aggie did a fine job in my absence – you can always count on us A&M gals to do the job right!

    When you decide to make that road trip, Cathy, swing by my house, and we can load up my Honda Odyssey with flicks and liquor to make that road trip. We can prolly kidnap PattyAnn, Kelly, and Mare (if she’s still in the area) to come with us as well. Since I’m not a big drinker, I can drive and you ladies can watch movies and booze it up on the way! (And I have a GF Restaurant Guide in my van, so I know which foods are “safe” for me at most places we may stop at to eat…..)

    Sound like a plan? (The Great State of Texas may never recover!)

  139. Green Screens are so 1980s.

    The visual interpretation algorithms work for the machines. Besides, I’ve looked at the code long enough that I can ogle Erica Campbell just from the raw bit stream.

  140. *smacks XBrad up-side his head*

  141. “Visiting his sister” is code for hitting the red-light district, right?

    I wish. I really meant his sister. They are at Landstuhl.

    Teresa, give me a weeks notice to get rid of the kids clean house 😉

  142. *smacks Dick, too*

  143. Aggie, trust me on this – EVERYBODY who has kids living at home has a house that looks like a disaster area. We just don’t know it because they all have fair warning before friends come over, so they make it look presentable.

    You don’t have to clean up for me – heck, chances are after the weekend’s over, your house will look MUCH worse for the wear……. 😉

  144. What’s with the 2 “present”s and 7 “NV”s on the repeal of Obamacare votes by republicans? I can’t wait to see who these RINOs are.

  145. I need to have kids so I can justify my cluttered house.

  146. T2D, where do you hang out in NashVegas? The Stage? Robert’s? Under the I-40 bridge?

  147. OW!

    MOM!!!

    TiFW hit me!!!

  148. Cathy – Here’s your computer! http://tinyurl.com/25x53mq

    Hahaha. We called that thing the ‘Trash-80’

  149. Thanks, Dick!

    *gooses Dick*

  150. I probably deserved it, but that doesn’t mean I can’t bitch about it a little.

  151. Aggie, forget about cleaning the house. We’ll just ‘help’ you with that when we all show up.

    *puts industrial strength garbage bags and rubber gloves on shopping list*

  152. Cathy – We also called it that. The first one I used was for tracking student attendance.

  153. Aggie, Godspeed to your husband. You and the kids will be fine. If you get lonely just drop by the good ole H2.

    Will he be able to Skype you on any kind of regular basis?

  154. The 2 Republicans who voted “present” were the 2 who weren’t “officially” sworn in yesterday. A little procedural dust-up from the Dems. Technically, those 2 Reps weren’t allowed to cast an official vote……

  155. Hotspur, yes, we will. Thanks for your well-wishes. I shall be a permanent fixture here, most likely 😉

  156. Present:
    Fitzpatrick – R PA 8
    Sessions – R TX 32

    Not Voting:
    Austria – R OH 7
    Barton – R TX 6
    Dold – R IL 10
    Hayworth – R NY 19
    Jones – R NC 3
    Pearce – R NM 3
    Smith – R NE 3

    TiFW covered the present votes, I can buy that.

    Have fun at the game, Teresa! Sounds like fun. Do the Big 12 proud.

  157. >> We Everybody called that thing the ‘Trash-80′

    Fixt

  158. Hubby left today. I cried for a bit, and everyone here cheered me up. Brad tried to feel me up, but he’s too far away.

    How did I miss that?

    My thoughts and thanks are with you, Aggie.

    Godspeed Mr. Aggie.

  159. And you 2 boys LOVED those smacks, admit it.

    The Trash-80 was the computer we learned on when we were in college – it was funny to see it up on the “history” shelf when we took the kids to visit the campus office where Mr. TiFW worked as a student!

  160. How did I miss that?

    I think you were still laughing at the Europa link, and the William Hung video 😉

  161. Listening to Obama talk about the economy and creating jobs is like listening to a 7th grade virgin boy talk about nailing some sweet sweet poon in the Niagara Falls area.

    Idiot.

  162. It’s bad enough they are gonna send MAJ? LTC? Sith to Eygpt, but adding insult to injury, they have to send him to Benning first…

  163. mmm…poon!

  164. I learned on an Apple II. I’ve never even seen a Trash 80.

  165. MCPO. I’m older than you. My first programs were on 80 column cards.

    I programmed on terminals hooked into mainframes located off site for a 5-state region.

    My data for systems measurement & statistical analysis were transmitted from the 5 states to the nearby data center via T-Tran overnight when computer volume was at it’s lowest.

    *rubs cream on wrinkles and fine lines*

  166. Brad – You don’t like Fayetteville?

  167. Have fun at the game, Teresa! Sounds like fun. Do the Big 12 proud.

    Will do, J’Ames. Can’t find our “12th Man” towels, though. I guess we’ll have to just take some white towels from our bathroom to wave around at the game…..

    I’m hoping it won’t be like the last bowl game we went to that the Aggies were playing in (Alamo Bowl) – they threw lots of interceptions and lost to Penn State 28-0. That was a depressing game!

  168. Hello Hostages.

    I have Prospects.

    I don’t want to jinx myself so no details will be forthcoming at present but the possibility I will be moving out of my parents’ basement is increasingly likely.

    Should you wish to sacrifice one of Carin’s chickens on my behalf I would be grateful for the kind thoughts.

  169. Even worse, Brad…. he has to wait there until his passport visa comes in. Up to FOUR MONTHS.

    They told him it would be here by the 11th, but this is the gov’t we’re talking about…

  170. Obama knows less about creating jobs than I do about giving hummers.

    I’ve at least had a hummer, you see.

  171. Thanks and Hugs to the Aggie family!

  172. I remember when the only computer in the entire infantry battalion was a Wang.

  173. Hahahaha

    I learned on a Mac SE. I still have it out in storage.

  174. Cathy – We had a mechanical card sorter in Spain. When we got a vacuum sorter, I was in heaven. Remember the card punch stations? http://tinyurl.com/26tp22t

    We used them for cargo manifests.

  175. Benning – isn’t that where Dick went to charm school?

  176. Stupid sockpuppet.

  177. Cathy, I had to do one program on cards in college. Vax terminal programming. My roommate was an operator, and he showed me how to get the cards punched automatically when he was working on campus.

    Thank god I only had to do that one. Cards sucked.

  178. I think you were still laughing at the Europa link, and the William Hung video

    That’s a very distinct possibility.

    If you got a laugh or two around here today then I feel good, sweet Aggie.

  179. I worked on Wangs once.

  180. I learned on a Mac SE.

    My first home computer!

  181. Jewstin, I have an uncle that practices Santeria. I’ll make a call.

    Teresa, Penn State was a bad game, but worse were the elitists State Penners that pranced about San Antonio, asking where the “hip” places were.

    Benning is in Georgia, MCPO. Bragg is in Fayetteville 😉

  182. MCPO, Ft. Benning is at Columbus, GA.

    You’re thinking of Ft. Bragg, NC.

    Both are garden spots, of course.

    Actually, the last time I was at Benning, I was in a “gentlemen’s” course, and had a great time there.

  183. I remember people cussing up a blue streak when their box full of punchcards fell on the ground and spilled open.

    And those lovely printouts on the green-and-white striped paper that everyone got to pore over to find their mistakes.

    Good times, good times……
    *sits next to Cathy, asks if she can borrow some of that wrinkle cream*

  184. I don’t want to jinx myself so no details will be forthcoming at present but the possibility I will be moving out of my parents’ basement is increasingly likely.

    GOOD JOB, JEW!!!

    *chokes Car In’s chicken*

  185. Wahhhhh Dick….I changed it back.

  186. If you got a laugh or two around here today then I feel good, sweet Aggie.

    I snorted my soda out through my nose, you mofo 😉

  187. I worked on Wangs once.

    *snigger*

  188. In honor of wangs everywhere …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

  189. And those lovely printouts on the green-and-white striped paper that everyone got to pore over to find their mistakes.

    Ahh yes, the green bar JOR. Sadly, I still work with those from time to time. Mainframe COBOL.

  190. I’m an army brat and I used to love going to my grandparents in Anniston, AL where Ft. McClellan was….HAWT! Then they closed the base

  191. I worked on Wangs once.

    That’s what she said.

    /Michael Scott

  192. I worked on Wangs once.

    Only once? That explains so MUCH about Michael – 😉

  193. OK, I fucked up!

    Mea culpa
    Mea culpa
    Mea maxima culpa

  194. I laugh every time I see Jay in ames’ avatard yes, yes, I know….RACIST!!!!!!!

  195. We had a typewriter in 1980 at the office I worked in by IBM – it used magcards. Man, talk about ancient technology. After you were done typing it would process the card and sounded exactly like a hen laying an egg. You could get about ten typewritten pages on one card.

  196. *sits next to Cathy, asks if she can borrow some of that wrinkle cream*

    *Slides cream toward Teresa. Opens bottle of red wine and pours glass.*

  197. I laugh every time I see Jay in ames’ avatard yes, yes, I know….RACIST!!!!!!!

    Isaac would like to fix you a strawberry daiquiri, for that one!

  198. I snorted my soda out through my nose, you mofo 😉

    Hahahahahahaha.

    “The mosh pit at 0:00 is fucking intense.”

    http://tinyurl.com/2fturj5

  199. “The mosh pit at 0:00 is fucking intense.”

    Agreed. BEST COMMENT EVAH!!!!

  200. *Slides cream toward Teresa. Opens bottle of red wine and pours glass.*

    Thanks, shug – you’re a peach!

    I still remember the “hood” they had to put over those big-ass printers to keep the noise to a bearable level in the offices at school. The secretaries hated those behemoths…….

  201. Sohos, I have family in Anniston, and my cousin still works at the Army depot there.

  202. DD#1 just called – she’s on her way to our house to ride with us to Becca’s school to catch a ride to the game. I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!

    If I stop commenting, you’ll know we’re on our way to Cowboys Stadium. And I don’t have one of them newfangled phones, so I’ll be incommunicado until late tonight (or tomorrow).

    Here’s hoping I get to get lots of smooches from Mr. TiFW at the game – our favorite Aggie tradition is the one that says “When the team scores, the stands score!”……

  203. We have land out there it’s so pretty.

  204. I have GOT to get my ass out there soon and visit family. I am going to stop in and meet Romy when I do and hopefully visit with the Cuffys again

  205. Issac, can you bring Julie and me a couple of Margaritas on the lido deck?

    *crushes roofie into fine powder*

  206. You have land there, or a kudzu farm?

  207. I’m going to visit a bottle of Jameson tonight.

  208. Our oldest dog just dropped two family sized “malted milk balls” behind my chair while I was sitting her. Stupid dog.

  209. Issac, can you bring Julie and me a couple of Margaritas on the lido deck?

    Hahahahaha. When I was a young lad I wanted to do the “lifeboat drill” with Julie IYKWISAITTYD.

    And that was before I knew she liked to snort a bunch of blow.

  210. or a kudzu farm?

    hahahahaha! RIGHT!

  211. Hahahahaha. When I was a young lad I wanted to do the “lifeboat drill” with Julie IYKWISAITTYD.

    Who didn’t?

  212. I am going to The Bridal Extravaganza tomorrow with Counts’ Mom….wish me luck

  213. Well, folks, this little spot of time with you was very therapeutic.

    I think it brought my BP down a notch.

    Gotta run errands.

    Later taters.

  214. O loved “Gopher”

  215. Luck, Sohos.

    Hugs.

  216. Thanks and that would be I loved Gopher not O

  217. Oprah loved Gopher?

    I bet Gayle King was pissed.

  218. We thought you meant Obama loved Gopher.

  219. I am going to The Bridal Extravaganza tomorrow with Counts’ Mom….wish me luck

    Count’s Mom is getting married?

    Congratulations Count’s Mom!!

  220. Oprah loved Gopher?

    No, Oprah is more into Beavers.

  221. Obama is in love with Gayle King?

    No SHIT!?!?

  222. You’re a funny monkey Fairy Rosette. DRIVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

  223. I worked on Wangs once.

    But. . . you have TWO kids…

  224. **wanders in, steals a shot of booze from MCPO’s liquor cabinet

  225. Gopher, who later became Republican congresscritter from Iowa Fred Grandy!

    And with that, I must drive home.

  226. I think Obama is more into gerbils than gophers.

  227. If the killin”s gonna start, let’s start it right here.

    http://tinyurl.com/2aw6fhd

    Human debris.

  228. Roamy!!!

    *serves Roamy a glass of red wine*

    I think Obama is more into gerbils than gophers.

    That would explain so much….

  229. Rosetta, how many poles did you smoke this week?

  230. On a telecon yesterday where we were talking about who was going to present what paper at the next conference, one of the physicists made a smart-ass remark that he’d include me as a co-author, even if it was posthumously. I said, and I quote, “That shit’s not funny.” There was an awkward silence, before somebody went back to the business at hand.

    Got a call from physicist’s boss today. He apologized, said it won’t happen again, and that the guy had been verbally reprimanded. Said I could have a written reprimand in the guy’s record by COB today, if I wanted it. I said no.

  231. Local schools sent kids home at noon today because there was snow in the forecast. The first flakes started to fall at 5:30.

    We are a nation of wussies.

  232. one of the physicists made a smart-ass remark that he’d include me as a co-author, even if it was posthumously.

    What a twatmoldy fucktard!! Disgusting pusbucket should be flayed and his intestines set on fire.

  233. Holy shit, Roamy. You’re right. My dad used to say “No matter how you meant it, some things just aren’t funny.”

    What an ass.

  234. Rosetta, how many poles did you smoke this week?

    I assume by “poles” you mean “cigarettes”.

    Maybe 25.

    *shoots Hotspur in the face with cannon filled with Floyd Mares*

  235. *makes New Year’s resolution never to make Aggie angry*

  236. If the killin”s gonna start, let’s start it right here.

    And what I said of the fucktard goes 20 times for these degenerates.

  237. Rockette, please forward me the name and address of that douche physicist.

  238. That was for Rosetta ^^

  239. Heh, Rosetta, I know he already got his ass reamed. Thank you anyway.

  240. MCPO,
    I read Hess when I was in the 6th grade. I really liked him.
    I read Narcissus and Goldmund, and probably Steppenwolf, however I remember nothing about Steppemwolf.

  241. Albert Collins!!! Nobody leave here without singin’ da blues!!!

  242. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0hgv1P-L8

    Excellent song, Rocket Chick.

    I was just going to mail the guy a dead fish. Maybe he likes dead fish.

  243. It’s Friday night. We need blues songs about drunk people. This is one of my favs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGUmkrWXTU8

  244. I don’t know what you got that make everyone think you so hot,
    But whateva it is it sho’ is!!!

  245. Okay, maybe we need some Buck Owens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GPVS8v_zhg

  246. Heh, Rosetta, that was Hotspur’s song. This is my song for you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF3pbvjdA_s

  247. Good one, Rocket, reminds me of CT.

  248. Dinnertime…. see y’all later!

  249. Heh, Rosetta, that was Hotspur’s song. This is my song for you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF3pbvjdA_s

    Hahahahahahahaha. 82% correct.

  250. Time to head to the crib. Catch you on the flipside, brothas and sistas.

  251. If I wrote a country song, it would be this one.

    http://www.koldcast.tv/video/show_them_to_me

    Safe for work if you want to look for a new job.

  252. How many injuns, Rosetta? (Racist)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onfce-UNmmE

  253. Safe for work if you want to look for a new job.

    Hahahaha

    I’m here alone!!!

  254. If I wrote a country song, it would be this one.

    That was filmed in Dallas. I *know* there had to be Hostages in that audience.

  255. FUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu

  256. How many injuns, Rosetta? (Racist)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onfce-UNmmE

    Hahahaha. I love early George Jones.

    4.25 Injuns.

  257. What’s wrong, beasn?

    *tackles beasn, asks what’s wrong, gives her wedgie*

  258. What’s wrong lovely Miss beasn?

  259. You must’ve yanked her britches too far up in her wedgie landing strip, Rosetta.

  260. Andy and Ace linked this story a couple of weeks ago. If you haven’t read it, there’s a link in this post and you should read it first.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/01/07/video-feelgood-story-of-the-day/

    And then watch the video.

    Things like that give me hope for mankind.

  261. Where’s today’s summary?

  262. At the Cotton Bowl, Car in.

  263. FUCK YOU ICE SNOW!

  264. Not yet dick. I’m still working on stretching the lip out to a respectable size.

  265. Andy, are you getting white love again?

  266. We are in IA, Rosetta, and quite a blow job on top of it!

    Time to make the pizza. Enjoy!

  267. It is global warmening as I type.

    Fucking Gore.

  268. So, I have a birthday in a few days. Should I stop my daily scrotum shaving?

  269. What is wrong, you ask? *picks wedgie out of crack* I
    dislike ‘the people of Walmart’ immensely. Bunch of insane broads.
    We just lost a good decorator – she came back after being on leave
    for 10 weeks (her husband put some of her stuff in a trash bag and
    literally threw her out – he was mad because she didn’t think him
    having a girlfriend was good for their marriage) and one of our
    managers, who has a penchant for being quite rude, not knowing the
    girl’s business, said that she was fired when she wasn’t. She’s not
    coming back because she does not want to deal with her. Then the
    only other decorator who decorates has called in sick for the past
    two days and ALL the orders have been left for me. I have 15 orders
    due tomorrow and I have to go in 2 hours earlier than scheduled to
    try and get them done as I have no idea if the other decorator is
    going to show up. Then the rude manager told me that she could give
    me the gal in produce to help me out. WTF? She was used on my day
    off and the cake was so bad and wrong, that this same manager had
    to give the customer the cake free. W.T.F?

  270. Andy – We had 2 inches of global warning today and are forecast to get 1-3″ tomorrow.

  271. Oh, then the slacker decorator walks up to me this morning and tells me that she has been vomiting since 6am and now has diarrhea.

    WTF WTF? I point to the beyond and tell her to go there and away from me.

    She wound up going home after an hour of infecting us all.

    (the one who called in was pissed because the day before yesterday she only had two small specialty cakes to do and because she has never done them before – she always hands them off to me – and because our boss asked her several times if she is going to get to them, she left them and then called in the next day.)

    Meh.

  272. I’m still working on stretching the lip out to a respectable size.

    Now that’s a damn good woman.
    I’ll marry you if you’re still under twelve years of age.

  273. So, I have a birthday in a few days. Should I stop my daily scrotum shaving?

    Must use rock.

  274. It is global warmening as I type.

    Fucking Gore.

    OH NOES!!!!

  275. I use the razor that Rosetta gave me.

  276. So, I have a birthday in a few days. Should I stop my daily scrotum shaving?

    Yes, stop shaving Hotspur’s scrotum each day.

  277. Dick – Was it a small job?

  278. those big brass ones sure blunt my edge!

  279. Rosetta – STFU!

    http://tinyurl.com/2e5v7u6

  280. Hahahaha

    Beasn got put in poat pugatory.

    You’re out, little lady.

  281. Beasn, I think you need to take your green fist in to work with you.

  282. I am picking up Ruby’s ashes tomorrow. Yea?

  283. More Andrew Wakefield poon kickage: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704034804576025682621085122.html

  284. Floyd????

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/29ysjoc

  285. Nobody leave here without singin’ da blues!!!

    Loved the vid “Adventures in Babysitting”

    Read comments since I left for errands. Anybody else sense Aggie is charting new nasty territory since hubby departure? Gal’s gettin’ feisty.

  286. (((hugs Vmax)))

  287. Hello Hostages!

    Rosetta, the first girl in the video is one of my daughter’s best friends from high school,
    Carissa Moore.

  288. Vmax, I would give you a hug and a drink if I could.

  289. Mare, you’re going to love this video of our boyfriend Paul Ryan taking his red pen to the budget

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUh5yjwQzXc

  290. Sweet!
    Hot Rocket Chick hugs!

  291. Fantastic!
    Hot, hotter, hottie Mare hugs and drinks too!

  292. HAHAHAHA…..Good one, Andy.

    (He better not stomp on my heart. I’m really feeling something for this guy.)

  293. You’ll like this one too: http://video.foxnews.com/v/4488367/ryan-the-spending-spree-is-over/

  294. Verizon Finally Lands the iPhone

    I thought Michael said this wouldn’t happen.

  295. Mrs. Rosetta’s new song. . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaRz-3DYV7c

  296. Rosetta, the first girl in the video is one of my daughter’s best friends from high school,
    Carissa Moore.

    I thought that might be the case. I know she’s one of the best in Hawaii.

  297. Is Leon around?

    How often do I have to “power cycle” before my picture stops freezing? Michael??

    Both are excellent tech support. Although I’m getting pissed my picture keeps freezing.

  298. Hey, Rosetta, I miss your face (Dean).

  299. >> How often do I have to “power cycle” before my picture stops freezing?

    Until you switch to Verizon FiOS.

  300. Andy and I are at least trying to entertain!?

  301. Have they doubled your rates yet Mare?

  302. Scott, did you see the UPS/FedEx story I linked earlier?

  303. Chief,
    Many years ago I read Steppenwolf and enjoyed it. I was, however, stoned a lot in those days.

    The sign on the door read: “Magic Theater. Not for everybody.”

    HH was a strange duck.

  304. Hahahahaha!!! Another S. Weasel masterpiece

    And the companion post: http://sweasel.com/archives/7515

  305. Not yet, Scott. I’m waiting by the mailbox though.

  306. Hey, Rosetta, I miss your face (Dean).

    I don’t know what that means.

  307. I’m going to pick up Steppenwolf tomorrow. It sounds interesting and I’m looking for a new book.

  308. Dean Martin, doofus.

  309. Mare that it’s freezing because of a poor signal. I googled it and it’s a very common complaint and you need to get them back out to fix it.

    Andy yes, I saw it. Thanks.

  310. Rosetta, does your face hurt?

  311. Brew, on the Pelini thing. What a cocksucker!

    Imma link that at Ace’s.

  312. LSU or Texas A&M?

    Let the fights begin!!!!!

  313. Yay!!! Aggies lead 7-0 😀

  314. Google ‘uverse picture freezing’ and you get 97,000 results.

  315. yep, Pelini can suck my big black dick.

  316. Pelini is a dirtbag if he led that kid to believe he could call a play!

  317. Thanks, Scott. I went to the 411 channel to trouble shoot and did what they said. But I think you’re right I have to call a tech. The problem? Last time I called I was on for 52 min and 22 seconds. And because of high volume it may take a while for a tech to get to the house.

    Side note, I love the remote and the on screen guide and channel indicator for this system.

  318. 5

  319. Dean Martin, doofus.

    Well you don’t have to make fun of me.

    *punches Indian # 7 in the face*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKSm0tAvh

  320. Gawd, I hope that haunts Pelini forever, that twatmoldy fucktardic syphilitic dung-lapping moron.

  321. Scott, my daughter was impressed someone on Hostages could help so quickly. I told her you can ask the Hostages ANYTHING and someone will know something. Or everything.

  322. Stupid 9 Indians……………..

  323. It’s piercingly cold out. Really damp. When it’s 15 degrees and dry it is more comfortable than 23 and moist. But I wouldn’t trade it for Texas.

    Yeah, I said it.

  324. Andy, would you please explain everything I say to Rosetta tonight?

    Thanks in advance.

  325. Rosetta, I still love you even though you’re stupid.

  326. But I wouldn’t trade it for Texas.

    Yeah, I said it.

    I still like you, Hotspur.

    *butters him up to get a good deal on a room in the future*

  327. Rosetta, I still love you even thought you’re stupid.

    Hey! I’m stupid too!

  328. Now, I have to have a threesome with Rosetta and Andy so Rosetta knows what’s going on……..

  329. >> Andy, would you please explain everything I say to Rosetta tonight?

    Sure

    *Sets universal translator to [Hot Chick]-[Man Lesbo]*

  330. Stupid 9 Indians……………..

    My friend, chill. Slow down. It’s only Friday. Go make RosettaBride a hot toddy.

  331. Compare and contrast a man with character to that taint-licking Pelini

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2172623

  332. Hotspur, I’ve lived in Michigan and I live in Texas, TEXAS IS TEH BEST!!!!!

  333. I love it when mare talks dirty.

    *prints blog*

    *mails one copy to Rosetta; places other in safe*

  334. Aggie, no buttering required. Michigan in summer is wonderful.

  335. Brew, I was just about to go and find that.

    Charlie Weis is a fine human being.

  336. I told hubby about it, Hotspur, and he is willing to go in the summer of 2012 🙂

  337. Mare, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.

  338. Did anybody throw a handful of sand in anybody else’s face today?

  339. Rosetta whatcha got there?

  340. “if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.”

    I always request that song at wedding receptions.

  341. Scott – That’s both random and disturbing

  342. Charlie Weis is a fine human being.

    That he is. I heard about these stories today on a local talk radio station.

  343. Charlie Weis is an awesome guy.

    Did anybody throw a handful of sand in anybody else’s face today?

    No, but I did throw it in Egypt’s general direction, Sean.

  344. I love it when mare talks dirty.

    http://tinyurl.com/28jpqjc

  345. Aggie, you let me know first. You qualify for multiple discounts.

    Vet: check
    H2: check
    Hot Chick: check
    Open Mind: check

    What else do you bring to the table?

  346. “Did anybody throw a handful of sand in anybody else’s face today?”

    Classic……..HAHAHAHAHAHA

  347. Aggie, your team has failed to score a touchdown. Texas A&M sucks.

    We are leading 10-0…what game are YOU watching??

    What else do you bring to the table?

    Nothing I can write here, Hotspur.

  348. Wait, that sounded wrong. I’m out.

    No offense, Aggie.

    ‘Night, y’all.

  349. None taken, Hotspur!! Why ever would you think that???

    Don’t go!!

  350. “I love it when mare talks dirty.
    http://tinyurl.com/28jpqjc

    hahahahahahahahaha….I’m forwarding that to a few people.

  351. “Hey! I’m stupid too!”

    Hence, the reason I love you too!

  352. What else do you bring to the table?

    Machete.

  353. How’s the new house, Mare?

  354. I like you, Dick. I really, really do….

    *hones machete*

    *plans trip to DFW area*

  355. Sean, I really like it. I love my kitchen even though I hate cooking. It looks really good.

    Come over and I can make you a beer and give you some chips. You like football, right?

  356. MCPO, that was funny not weird.

  357. My youngest had to go back to school on Tuesday. My oldest is still here (until Sunday). I LOVE having the girls around it makes it more like a home. I even like doing their laundry and making them pancakes.

  358. Heh heh heh heh.

    I just caught up on my work email, where there were a couple of messages waiting for me. Apparently, the speaker had been muted, and everyone in the room jumped the smartass for his comment to me. I got a rather nice apology from him, which included the line, “if anyone is going to be published posthumously this year, I think it’s going to be me, not you.” I wrote back, “apology accepted”.

  359. Come over and I can make you a beer and give you some chips. You like football, right?

    Check out the Hostess with the Mostess!

  360. mare why are you living in Texas when you could be living in Wisconsin? *shivers*

  361. Hahahaha

    Just being careful, Aggie.

    Unlike Rosetta and Wiserbud who would immediately try to exploit you, I understand you are vulnerable and might just need too meet for coffee.

  362. Mare – The dude was nekkid and holing a carp!

  363. That sounds sooooo durty. I’m in.

    Well, of course that would *ahem* excite you…

    *makes mental note of that*

  364. Is it a “new” home Mare and did you guys design it?

  365. In our continuing efforts to de-nigger-fy all forms of entertainment and to make it adhere to current PC standards, the following skit (re-enacted by Xtranormal, as the original is unavailable) will be removed from our collective consiousness and will never, ever be referred to ever again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl9I7IUFKu4

    However, none of Richard Pryor’s solo work will be touched, as he is black and is therefore exempt from the on-going de-nigger-ization program, as are all rap artists, past, present and future.

    Thank you.

  366. Brew – How’s your flan??

    HAHAHAHA!

    Get it? Get it?

  367. “Check out the Hostess with the Mostess!”

    I’m a Leo and generally will go to the 10th degree when having guests. I think that’s why I hate entertaining. I’m not capable of doing it at a level 5-7 where I can enjoy it.

    Also, I found $5000.

  368. Bitches love fish MCPO.

  369. Now, Roamy is a great woman. Rip a man’s hide off once, and let it go.

    Me, I tend to do that, but follow with matches and kerosene.

    Hotspur, I appreciate it!! *hugs*

  370. Get it? Get it?

    No.

  371. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  372. Wiserbud, next time you go to the grocery store check out the bird seed.
    Niger seed is now Nyjer seed.

  373. Rosetta…if you keep posting Erica Campbell, I’m going to have to start talking back every nasty thing Wiser and Wiserbud have said about you.

  374. RACIST!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/25bp9pz

  375. Brew, you digging the paperweight I sent you?

  376. Scott, it’s “new” and I’ve designed a home before and made all 1,000,000 decisions. This home is a small (for this neighborhood) and is what I call a cookie cutter, a model with the option of purchasing a certain amount of upgrades. We picked the flooring, the tile, the backsplash, the front door, the cabinets, the amount of lighting, all countertops the carpet and the color of the brick, rock and paint (and some other crap I can’t remember).

    The model was chosen based on our “lifestyle.” Single story, no kids. It’s a 3 bedroom, 2 bath with an office, two car garage. No formal living room, a dining room (we will never use and will probably make a sitting area), a huge kitchen/family room with a gas fireplace. It also has a kick ass (Rosetta) desk area (separate from the office) that has several built in file drawers, cabinets, open shelves and a granite countertop for my computer. My favorite spot ever!

  377. Fucking LSU pussies….

    Shut your whore mouth, Dick 😛

  378. Y’all, I still do not know who my secret Santa was.

    *cries in her wine*

  379. Niger seed is now Nyjer seed.

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    I wonder if I should raise a stink about the crackers they sell?

  380. Y’all, I still do not know who my secret Santa was.

    *cries in her wine*

    Of course not. You visit people with machetes fer cryin’ out loud.

  381. Mare, how many splits to you have in your uverse line? The more splitters you have, the weaker the signal and you get the freezing.

    Also, if you use a splitter that has more outputs than you are using, you need to cap the unused outputs. You should also avoid using a splitter that has more outputs than you need if possible. Each split weakens the signal, even if it isn’t connected to anything.

    Or it could be that uverse sucks.

  382. Mare – Sounds good. We chose the Hobbit Hole because of the master suite on the first floor and the craft room and the spare bedroom upstairs. And I love the gas fireplace!

  383. Aggie, I didn’t even have to rip off his hide, five heroes did that for me. I also didn’t know what a letter of reprimand means in a union shop.

  384. You visit people with machetes fer cryin’ out loud.

    You sound jealous.

  385. Or it could be that she needs to jiggle the plug.

  386. Sounds awesome Mare. I have always wanted to do that but have wondered about what it would be like to live in a house I designed. I mean, what if I overlooked something or made a mistake? Being reminded about it daily would piss me off.

    I hate my house, but at least I didn’t design it.

  387. Brew, you digging the paperweight I sent you?

    I am planning to start it this weekend. *girds loins*

  388. I also didn’t know what a letter of reprimand means in a union shop.

    Oooooh…..

  389. I bet Aggs just stopped crying.

  390. AGGIES SCORE!!!! WHOOP!!!!

    *Aggie kisses everyone*

  391. Oh, and the best part? Our mortgage is less than our association fees in Hawaii. True friggin story.

    (Some of you will know that association fees are NOT tax deductable.)

  392. I hate my house, but at least I didn’t design it.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    I hope Scott wins the HGTV house in Vermont!

  393. I don’t want to jinx anything but we haven’t frozen up yet tonight. I’m sooooo scared that I said that and crap will happen.

  394. *Aggie kisses everyone*

    Could you please make sure to kiss me before Dick?

  395. Could you please make sure to kiss me before Dick?

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *sends Hershey’s kisses to Sean*

  396. Dick kissed Sean after Aggie?

  397. Scott, was I clear? I can’t tell. This house I didn’t design. Just picked out certain stuff. Another house in Florida I did.

    Honestly, having the expertise of several designers figure crap out for you is so nice. I don’t know if I’m thinking that because I’m old or I remember thinking on the Florida home, “why the HELL did I put that there? It makes no sense.”

  398. MCPO, you asked earlier about Hermann Hesse. I remember reading something by him, but I have killed those brain cells. It was the same quarter as “Hedda Gabler” and “A Day in the Life of Ivan Desinovich”.

  399. Anyone else watch How It’s Made?

    They just showed how much work went into making nail clippers. Those clippers they made must cost $75 each! 11 people make to make 100 an hour!

    WTF?

  400. Who died and made you my editor, Andy?

  401. ” Being reminded about it daily would piss me off.”

    Scott, EXACTLY!!!!

    That’s what I meant. You live in it and realize that years of designers working on something has some value. My kitchen now is so workable. Also, I would have done things differently in my master bath in the Florida home. Also, a living room that sucks your square footage away ($) is stupid unless you plan on entertaining the Queen.

  402. Took an hour and 40 min into this movie before Topher Grace gets his comeuppance!!

  403. “A Day in the Life of Ivan Desinovich”.

    One of my true favorites. That teacher didn’t suck.

  404. Wiser, we only have one TV right now, but the AT&T Uverse whatever also controls the internet wireless in our home.

    I am holding my breath tonight wondering if it will freeze during the last 1:00 minute of a close football game.

    All HELL will break loose if that happens.

  405. Kiss my derriere Dick.

  406. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on January 7, 2011 9:50 pm
    Kiss my derriere Dick.

    As if he’d mind that.

  407. Mare, does your house have a guest room for me?

  408. I got a rather nice apology from him, which included the line, “if anyone is going to be published posthumously this year, I think it’s going to be me, not you.” I wrote back, “apology accepted”.

    You should have said “From your mouth to God’s ears…”

  409. Mare, my teacher did suck. I don’t know what I ever did to piss off Ms. McClain, but she never liked me, and everyone in the class knew it. She had her pet students, and everyone knew who those were, too. That class cost me at least two places in class rank. The non-pet students referred to it as “A Day in the Life of Ivan Desonofabitch”.

  410. Wiser, we only have one TV right now,

    Doesn’t mean they haven’t split the line. In fact, it is split at least once to go to your TV and your router. You need to run the line and see if there are any splitters being used.

    Or call and get AT&T out to fix it.

    I almost got Uverse. The more I read about it, the happier I am that I didn’t.

  411. The hubby ain’t even gone a day yet….

    *makes another mental note to STFU*

  412. Yes, Dick, but doing some research ahead of time, I found out that they are pretty cool. I went to the municipal offices and found everyone to be friendly and asked about fines and what not. The only thing I was going to bitch about was the STRICT 30 miles per hour speed limit. I see people getting pulled over all the time. However, I’ve met two of our few policemen (population 3020) and they seem like pretty good guys and one female on a motorcycle.

    A good sign, no one handed me a huge “rules” manuel. Actually, I don’t know if one exists.

  413. SCREW MRS. Mc CLAIN!!!!

    STUPID TEACHER BIACH!!!

  414. Wiser, would you please be my new AT&T tech? Michael and Leon have dropped the ball.

  415. Kiss my derriere, Dick.

    Oh, great. Another line I have to wait in.

    WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHAPSTICK?!

  416. Jeopardy time. See you goobers later.

  417. Jacuzzi toilets???

  418. Just watched “Predators”. Fun, popcorn movie.

    3.89 out of 5 bald heads.

  419. Yeah, they want your turd to have a nice time as it gets flushed away.

  420. Dick, I asked the builder if we could flush……ahhhh……feminine products. 3 women, low flow toilets, you do the math or whatever. His answer, “I wouldn’t right away, watch them them for a couple of weeks.” “You wouldn’t believe what I’ve seen come out of plumbing lines right after building is completed.”

    So far so good but I think your advice is excellent.

  421. Dick????

    http://tinyurl.com/2b8vpku

  422. Hm….well, I was looking into replacing the toilets in the house. Thanks for the info, Dick.

    *makes mental note to not STFU*

    *starts whining about her SS*

  423. I’m sorry if I killed this Friday night thread with crap.

  424. check your email, Aggie.

  425. Don’t be sorry, mare. I quite like hearing about your new home.

  426. THANK YOU BRAD!!!!

    *smooooooooooooches*

  427. Mare, you couldn’t kill this thread if you tried.

    I on the other hand, can kill it with a mere glance.

  428. Hey Mare!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8Z4xLSvu8

  429. I on the other hand, can kill it with a mere glance.

    Gorgon or basilisk?

  430. MCPO, my kids LOVE that episode.

  431. Mare – Me too. But I have the maturity of a 16 year old.

  432. Wiser, would you please be my new AT&T tech? Michael and Leon have dropped the ball.

    baby, I will help you with your split anytime……

  433. check your email, Aggie.

  434. Medusa or Cthulu?

  435. MOM!!! WISER’S TWISTING MARE’S PIGTAILS AGAIN!!!

  436. I don’t believe in playing games, but if Sean and I were dating, I would tell him that if everything has to stop when Jeopardy comes on asses will be kicked.

  437. LMAO, Dick!!!!

  438. Andy, that’s why I said he could be my tech, put up or shut up.

  439. Basilisk.

    BTW, this shitter never clogs:

    http://tinyurl.com/2c9x87a

    And MCPO, did you check your email this afternoon?

  440. MCPO, I have determined that after being here a few years, I operate at about a 13-15 year old level (I’m being generous). Every now and then dropping to a 9-10 year old level.

  441. Andy, that’s why I said he could be my tech, put up or shut up.

    I’m really good with lines too.

  442. Mare’s jailbait?

    Oh, wait, so am I!

    How YOU doin’? Wanna play spin the bottle?

  443. Basilisk.

    Hm…

  444. Dick, that toilet is affordable, I’m seriously looking into it. Not the toilet, the installation.

  445. I operate at about a 13-15 year old level (I’m being generous).

    heh heh heh. she said “level” heh heh heh

    o_O

  446. Wanna play spin the bottle?

    One of my personal favorites.

    The hope, the suspense, the let down when it points to the guy you were not planning on kissing.

  447. …the let down when it points to the guy you were not planning on kissing.

    With the possible exception of Brewfan, I don’t think there was a guy Wiser wasn’t planning on kissing.

  448. Wiser, you ARE good with lines.

    Wiser, we would have been buds in school. Anyone planning the mayhem seemed like good fun to me.

  449. I don’t think there was a guy Wiser wasn’t planning on kissing.

    Well, you’ve seen so much disappointment in your life, xbrad, I would hate to add to it.

  450. Okay, who brought the blow torch and what are we going to burn?

    (As much as I talk about fire, you would think I have a criminal juvie record.) (It’s just a metaphor for starting something.)

  451. No men on this blog would ever kiss. That would be ghey.

  452. Andy.. 8:45 http://tinyurl.com/2dgzok2
    and 9:45 http://tinyurl.com/26mxjxe

  453. Anyone planning the mayhem seemed like good fun to me.

    I learned to be the planner, because the doers were always the one who either ended up behind bars or in traction.

  454. Wiser, I think your birthday sounds like a party I would have enjoyed and regretted.

  455. You know, I never played spin the bottle.

    I feel depraved deprived.

  456. I’ve never played it either, Aggie.

    I always played “slip the roofie in the fat girl’s drink”

  457. Scott, at first I thought that was a joke. Something to do with Andy and W-D40. I was grossed out at first then I understood.

  458. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  459. My birthday is this coming Wednesday. I’ll still be younger than Hotspur, Clintbird, Brewfan and Mare’s Mom!

  460. Nice. I presume that’s moving my way.

    We’ve just had a leeeetle bit so far.

  461. How do we ever have an all Hostage meat-up if Sean won’t miss Jeopardy?

    Think, Think, Think.

  462. Mare, don’t talk shit about Total WD-40!

  463. MCPO, we are closer in age than most people here.

  464. Mare – We buy Sean a 2 week subscription to TIVO.

  465. Andy, are you saying that to correct my dashes?

    hahahahahahah…..SHOVE IT!

  466. Andy.. 8:45 http://tinyurl.com/2dgzok2
    and 9:45 http://tinyurl.com/26mxjxe

    It’s not heavy, but it came down fast.

  467. WD4-0
    W-D-40
    WD40
    W-D-$-)

  468. >> Andy, are you saying that to correct my dashes?

    Hahahahaha. No.

  469. I’m older than Carin. That seems to make her happy.

  470. IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR WISER:

    M

  471. IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR WISER:

    My Uverse has not frozen this evening……..yet……Oh, please, Oh, please…………………..

  472. We’ve just had a leeeetle bit so far.

    8 inches on my back deck.

    Wiser, I think your birthday sounds like a party I would have enjoyed and regretted.

    Mare, we would have had to hose you down afterwards, because you would have done nothing but laugh and laugh and laugh and pee yourself.

    From what I remember, a great time was had by all.

  473. Mare did you see the pictures of Wiserbud in his Justin Bieber jamies?

  474. Mare – I’ll be 57 this week. You, on the other hand, will always remain 35 to me.

  475. ” You, on the other hand, will always remain 35 to me.”

    MCPO, I’m so attracted to you.

  476. IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR WISER:

    M

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    I think I see where the problem may be here…..

    I think we may what is know as an ID Ten T problem.

  477. >> From what I remember, a great time was had by all.

    +1

    Hey, look. It’s a Corona!!! … is still ringing over the greater Hartford area.

  478. Wiserbud check your kids facechimpemailthankyouthingy.

  479. How do we ever have an all Hostage meat-up if Sean won’t miss Jeopardy?

    We kill Sean?

  480. Wiserbud check your kids facechimpemailthankyouthingy.

    Your response to their e-mail cracked me up.

  481. Mare – I’ll be 57 this week.

    Well, happy b-day, Grumpy!

  482. Scott, yes!!!

    It took me a few minutes to figure out who was what.

    After you guys teased him, it made sense. Wiser mentioned his brother was there so I wasn’t sure who was wearing it at first.

    Rosetta has said that when we meet his goal is to make me wet my pants (low bar). But, really, that could actually happen when I go to a Hostage meat-up.

    My only rule: (which Dave has said he would abide by) is no recriminations the next day. How can you go goofy and think your posse will do nothing but mock you the next year of your life?

  483. IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR WISER:
    M

    HOLY FUDGE…..What happened??????

    This is why I can’t meet any of you.

  484. SON OF A BITCH!!!

  485. >> We kill Sean?

    I was thinking of Trebek. Yours is a much better plan.

  486. Hey, look. It’s a Corona!!! … is still ringing over the greater Hartford area.

    Sadly, the Coronas have all met their end.

    Best. Present. EVAH!!!

  487. “How can you go goofy and think your posse will do nothing but mock you the next year of your life?”

    Like it or not, these are friends Mare.

  488. >> Best. Present. EVAH!!!

    That was awesome! Scott FTW!

    *remembers to punch Scott in the poon for hoofing that box down the hill all by himself*

  489. But, really, that could actually happen when I go to a Hostage meat-up.

    “could?”

    My only rule: (which Dave has said he would abide by) is no recriminations the next day. How can you go goofy and think your posse will do nothing but mock you the next year of your life?

    Recriminations? nah.

    Hilarious stories that we can only share here, because no one else would understand?

    Hell yes.

  490. Mare – Meatups are the best! All I had to do is liplock Rosetta and his beautiful Mrs. bought me brunch the next day!

  491. I always tell my girls to remember EVERYTHING is being recorded, taped, or Youtubed.

    I thank God everyday that there were no phone videos/pictures or pocket sized video cameras when I was growing up….cough…college.

    Hey, Wiser, can I have a cough drop?

  492. What’s the point of meeting Mare if you can’t make fun of her the next day?

  493. We would never make fun of anyone for years on end here about falling into the Long Island Sound or anything. Nope. Nuh-uh.

    So whose turn is it to poat?

  494. *remembers to punch Scott in the poon for hoofing that box down the hill all by himself*

    Guess he figured that if I could carry PJM to the Banglar Party Van, he could handle 3 cases of beer.

  495. Scott, seriously, how much do you look like your avatar?

  496. Wiser – I thought you had really hurt yourself, but I was laughing too hard to help!

  497. I’m going to be soooooooo disappointed when Laura doesn’t look like her avatar.

    (I’m a little bitter that I didn’t find her avatar first……best avatar ever!!!!)

  498. You’re right, Dick. Game’s done, IMO.

    Have a goodnight, and sleep well!

  499. Aggie, I feel your pain.

  500. Wiser – I thought you had really hurt yourself, but I was laughing too hard to help!

    It’s a damn good thing she didn’t take my first suggestion, which was to get on my shoulders.

  501. At least, we are losing to a better team, and in a classy game.

    LSU and Aggies have had….. issues….

  502. >> I’m going to be soooooooo disappointed when Laura doesn’t look like her avatar.

    Or not

  503. {{{HUGS}}} Aggie.

    I’m so sorry, dear lady.

  504. Laura is gorgeous.

  505. Laura looks absolutely nothing like her avatar.

    Scott?……………………….

    ummmm…………

    *cough

  506. I’m so sorry, dear lady.

    Awwwww, you’re so sweet!!

    *gives Brad a bacon-wrapped filet mignon*

  507. Oh yeah … that’s heading straight for me

    http://www.accuweather.com/us/radar/sir/ct_/radar.asp?play=true

  508. You, Douches, of course Laura doesn’t look like her avatar. Even I know that.

    The joke….me being disappointed she doesn’t look like her avatar.

    Oh, for flip’s sake.

  509. >> Laura looks absolutely nothing like her avatar.

    Pretty much the exact opposite, I’d say.

  510. Her lip disc is SO much bigger in real life.

  511. MCPO, check your FanTailMail

  512. Question for Carin: If I have vodka with !00% Pomegranate juice (and two limes), is that a “healthy” drink?

  513. Whose turn is it to kill Geoff?

    Thank you in advance.

  514. The joke….me being disappointed she doesn’t look like her avatar.

    Lauraw is gonna be so disappointed if you don;t look like your avatar…..

  515. If I have vodka with 100% Pomegranate juice (and two limes), is that a “healthy” drink?

    Uh, YEAH!!!!

  516. I’m on it!

  517. Wiser, I look EXACTLY like my avatar.

  518. She was so looking forward to getting a ride.

  519. Thanks, Andy!

  520. Why the long face, Mare?

  521. Aggie, that is why you are on my, “TO KILL LAST” list.”

  522. Aggie, that is why you are on my, “TO KILL LAST” list.”

    And that’s good, right? RIGHT??

  523. Wiser looks just like Justin Beiber.

  524. “Why the long face, Mare?”

    xbrad, that is so subtle and excellent, you get 10,000 points to but used for booze, air force hookers and ripe fruit.

    (I have a round, fat, face.)

  525. Wiser just LIKES Justin Beiber.

  526. “Scott, seriously, how much do you look like your avatar”

    Depends on the time of day.

  527. Yes, Aggie. Think about all the scum here who are queued up for the “to kill first” list.

  528. Think about all the scum here who are queued up for the “to kill first” list.

    *wonders who is first on the list*

    *looks for Rosetta*

  529. xbrad, you fascinate me, tell me something funny or I shall have one of my minions kill you.

    (but, I mean that in a nice way)

  530. New poat.

    Patient people stay here. Hostages who like to see their comments posted, move!

  531. Wait, am I scum, or villainy?

  532. This place has missed you Mare, I am glad that you are back.

  533. Let’s all plan on killing Carin when we meet her so our insurance actuaries will be better and therefore cheaper.

  534. I’m flying into that mess on Sunday.

    It’ll all be cleared up by then. No worries.


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