Take something for that hangover and forget about trying to get the tree needles out of the carpet for a little while. It’s time for HHD!
A little Atlanta Rhythm Section to get in the mood.
Hmmmm, who to start with? This one, I think.
Can’t forget Carin’s redhead
Older guy, hairy chest. Check.
I like this one because I think of a shower for two.
This one, too.
My oh my, hope that got your heartrate up.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day!
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Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
Got MY attention 😀
Carin, your reason for hating Wuthering Heights is my reason for liking it.
Is this thing on??
Yes, it’s plugged in.
Man, I’d take any one of ’em.
No worries, Dick.
And a good morning to y’all.
Roamy needs fatter guys for these poats, like us.
Oh please, by all that is holy, tell me you are volunteering???
They’re just ALL unliikable, Aggie.
I have to at least like one of the characters. One small redeeming feature.
Like, say one had a hump. Or a belly piercing. Or a gluten allergy.
[looks to see if andy is lurking]
I could seriously do a HHD of Hostage men. Re-run that pic of Hotspur from last week, you betcha.
I could seriously do a HHD of Hostage men.
AWESOMEST POAT IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
I could seriously do a HHD of Hostage men.
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What’s that super high tech solution for ugly models? Oh yeah, slather the lens with vaseline.
Wow dirty cowboy…brb
***Attention Wiserbud***
Purple Avenger over at the HQ has hatched the perfect job plan for you: http://minx.cc/?post=310236
That quite possibly is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read that wasn’t at Daily Kos.
BANNED AGAIN!!!
All right, Hostage men. Husbands of Hostage wimmen also eligible. Send me your pics. miriam930 at yahoo
Note to HHD candidates – if you don’t want your face showing, tell me to crop it or crop your pic yourself.
What’s that super high tech solution for ugly models?
100 x 100 pic size
BANNED AGAIN!!!
Dangit.
After a lil’ surgery: http://www.f
Perhaps you could do a little repair work on me?
(that sounds dirty)
NO BRETT FAVRE TYPE PICS
I had my first troll on my site last night. I thought it would be more fun, and was frankly disappointed by the bad grammar and lack of intelligence. His name was libhomo, so I probably shouldn’t have expected much.
Man, I wish you were up here Dick. Our old house needed some brick repair and the guy didn’t do half as good a job as you.
And, we did get two estimates … I think the first didn’t want to do it so gave us a ridiculously high price. I think $20,000 or something. We bought our house for $67,000 (in ’94) and its only worth a tad more than that now, so that seemed a tad high to me.
We’ve got a REALLY high chimney. I don’t think he wanted to work on it.
We had similar experience with getting estimates to have a tree worked on. HUGE HUGE HUGE tree. They just drive by and keep going. Never even give us a price.
His name was libhomo, so I probably shouldn’t have expected much.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Next time you get a troll, let us know. Then we can all participate 😉
Next time you get a troll, let us know. Then we can all participate
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I thought about it, but it seemed like we’d be picking on a disabled person.
***Attention Wiserbud***
Purple Avenger over at the HQ has hatched the perfect job plan for you: http://minx.cc/?post=310236
That quite possibly is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read that wasn’t at Daily Kos.
There was a poorly raised young man (aka thug) who was about 2 years ahead of me in school when I was growing up. The year I was in 7th grade and he was in 9th grade he got out his dad’s 30.06 and loaded a round in to it and put a hole in the water tower which was about a block over from where he lived. Being as how the city was gonna have to drain the whole water tower and send a crew up to patch the hole before refilling it for use, they were pissed. They offered a $500 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the perp. Since thugboy was still a minor, he figured he’d avoid jail time and so he had a buddy turn him in with the agreement that they’d split the reward. IIRC he did a year in juvie. Which may or may not have been worth $250. I never saw him around school after that.
I thought about it, but it seemed like we’d be picking on a disabled person.
Trust me, MJ, the people that we all consider “disabled” are too smart to troll sites stirring up controversy. The word that best describes your average troll is “stupid” or “ignent”……
The word that best describes your average troll is “stupid” or “ignent”……
I was going for syphilitic.
PG, sometimes the people who don’t need to be out in public do the rest of us a favor and “self-select” themselves out of society (re: your thug neighbor story)……
Many years ago, Mr. TiFW and I were driving to work and ran across a “flyer” on a telephone pole in our neighborhood. It said “Dope for Sale” and gave an address (including “Apt. C – In the Back”). We thought it was a joke, but a couple of streets later, another copy was on another phone pole.
So we took it down, and called the police.
I told the officer that it was probably just a prank, but he said, “No ma’am, you’d be surprised at how DUMB some of these people are. It’s the way we’re able to catch most of them……”
Now that Mr. TiFW has left for work, I guess I should help that nice young cowboy wash all that dirt and sweat off of him. He’s probably tired after all that hard work.
Oooh, he’s a big boy – there’s lots of surface area on all of those lovely muscles; he’ll probably need a good massage while I’m at it. This could take longer than I originally thought…..
BBL –
The fucking state of Michigan owes me a little over $10,000 for amended tax returns. I filed last March and still have not been paid. There is no way to speak to a real person at the Treasury Dept.
I hate the government. It’s not your fucking money you cumdumpsters.
I hate the government. It’s not your fucking money you cumdumpsters.
Try to get a liberal to understand that. According to them, we are all just working for the greater good of society, and if you keep something for yourself, you’re just being selfish.
If you’re successful, please let me know your methods. I have a few moe-rons I’d like to “cure”.
Sorry to hear that, Hotspur. Perhaps if you sent a note conveying the location of an incendiary device, they may get back to you.
they may get back to you.
You can bet on that! Probably multiple visits!
I called my CPA to see if he had a number I could call. He gave me an 800 number, and when I called it I got a recording saying that due to budget cuts the toll free number is no longer in service. Then it gave me the regular number that is only a robot.
I’m fucked.
Shameless plug, but damn funny:
http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/01/image-of-the-year-so-far/
Quick drive-by, posted some Egypt pics on my tweeterer here twitter.com/cuffyp
Hey Happy Hostamages.
Can’t stay, but SOOOOOO glad I popped in to check out the hunky stuff.
Thanks Roamy. Grey-hair guy and Atlanta Rhythm Section get my thumbs up.
Hugs & bbl much later, boo-hoo.
Drudge has a photo of workers taking down a board that says “Speaker of the House – Nancy Pelosi”.
That should be H2’s banner photo for today.
I’m ON IT TUSHAR.
Ha ha ha …
cracks me up.
Car in, you are the best!
This photo warms the cockles of my evil dark conservative heart.
I have no idea what the eff ‘cockles’ are, but if my heart has any, they are positively toasty.
That picture on Drudge is the same one on Aggie’s blog.
Robert Gibbs is resigning.
>>Robert Gibbs is resigning.
Good for him. That leaves that weird looking lady as the last rat on the ship.
Robert Gibbs is resigning.
Ha haa haa …
what else can happen today?
Now, if someone would just shove that sign straight up her ass.
No lube for us? No lube for you, Madam Former Speaker.
Who’s Robert Gibbs? Is he the one that looks kinda like Scott McClellan?
The fucking state of Michigan owes me a little over $10,000 for amended tax returns. I filed last March and still have not been paid. There is no way to speak to a real person at the Treasury Dept.
Serves you right. Next time, do the returns right the first time.
Best. Header picture. EVAR!!!
Gibbs resigning… Pelosi sign comes down…. ecstasy overload!
**changes drawers**
After that sign is shoved up Madam Speaker’s communist ass, she’ll have to read it after she’s passed it.
>>she’ll have to read it after she’s passed it.
Ha ha ha!!!
she’ll have to read it after she’s passed it.
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guttural laugh with a tear or two!!!!
HS, do you pay estimated payments that are large enough to recover the balance yourself?
If so:
1) Amend the return again and instruct them to apply the overpayment to later years’ taxes instead of sending you a refund.
2) Short your estimated payments from what you’d normally pay until you’ve made up the difference.
Serves you right. Next time, do the returns right the first time.
Smart ass. They were losses carried back to prior years.
3) Move to Texas.
HS, do you pay estimated payments that are large enough to recover the balance yourself?
If I had any income I could, but I haven’t had a paycheck since January of ’09.
Hotspur, you and your wife have the inn in Michigan, right? Near the Seeping Bear Dunes?
Is there a website?
Oh well. It was an idea.
Is there a website?
http://www.betsiebayinn.com
Hotspur, you should listen to Andy – he was pre-Med….. 😉
*insert your favorite accountant joke here*
And is it wrong that the first thing that popped into my head when I saw SanFranNan’s sign coming down was that snappy little ditty, “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead”?
Didn’t think so…..
Well, Happy New Year to all my fake internet Hostage friends. You haven’t heard much from me lately because I’ve pretty much lost interest in the whole interwebnetty bloggy facecocky thingamajigger. Sorry ’bout that. It’s not you, it’s me.
Anywho, I hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas and New Years, and wish you all happiness and success in your endeavors in 2011. But don’t worry about me, when you all get carted off to the re-education camps for breaking the internet anti-offensiveness laws, I’ll do my best to break you out. It’s not paranoia, if they’re really out to get you.
And Wiser, get a job, slacker.
Yo, Rich!
Hotspur, what a lovely establishment! We’ve never been to Michigan, but if we go, your place is a definite must-see –
Lo siento, Nancy. Sin embargo, aqui nadie gustas te, eres hija de una prostituta sucia y el hombre detras de la Burger King servicio los vagabundos.
Thanks Hotspur.
Thanks, Teresa. We were going to do a meatup there this summer, but I think it will be Carin’s place instead.
Michael, if you are thinking about a trip to northern Michigan, let me know. I can get you a good deal on a room, and make recommendations of things to do, see, and places to dine.
Why is everyone’s avatar from Popeye?
Also, Andy will be here once he posts bail.
Howdy Rich! We miss you!
Well, I miss you at least, you don’t want me to tell you what those other bastards said about you.
just get me out of the camp ok? screw them
“The Democratic Congress and President Obama acted to lay a strong foundation for our nation’s prosperity. We took action to create and save millions of jobs, and cut taxes for every worker. Our historic health insurance reform enacted a Patient’s Bill of Rights, and Wall Street reform brought the greatest consumer protections in history.
We made the largest commitment to making college more affordable, and established landmark investments in the health and education of our veterans. These initiatives were all paid for; in the case of health reform and student loans, these actions will save taxpayers $1.3 trillion.”
You can’t make this shit up.
Whoever put up the Header Pic?
I love you, man.
Michael, if you are thinking about a trip to northern Michigan, let me know.
Will do. Dallas can get unbearably hot in July/August.
Also, I note that AA can get me to Traverse City.
Traverse City – Cherry capitol of the WORLD!!
Whoever put up the Header Pic?
I love you, WOman.
fixt it for you.
Let’s go around my birthday in July, Michael. Cathy’s working so hard at teapartying she won’t even know we’re gone.
Traverse City – Half the pay for a view of the bay!
OMG. I’m reading that childish author (C.S. Lewis- “Mere Christianity”) – his Christian perspective on Hope is just … amazing.
How come I never read this book before?
I’m sending a copy to my bil.
Hotspur, I may be able to convince Mr. TiFW to take a “side trip” around the 1st of September after we drop DD#3 off at school in Rochester, NY on our way back home. That’s around Labor Day weekend – what sort of stuff do you have going on around there that time of year?
(Comment by MJ on January 5, 2011 11:21 am)
You can’t makeThey made this shit up.FTFY, MJ –
Like the way ya walk. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxaA-bJ35s
Homemade RC B-29 Bomber. Complete with X-1. Awesome.
http://users.skynet.be/fa926657/files/B29.wmv
From the Betsie Bay Inn:
Two-Story Rooms with your own giant hot tub and Swedish sauna. One has a queen bed with antique headboard, the other has a mirrored California king canopy bed.
I call the second room!!!!
Car In, your gonna get hooked. Lewis is only incidentally a childrens author. He primarily a highly regarded theologian and and apologist for Christianity (he could almost be a Lutheran, but he’s not). Read Miracles next, then The Great Divorce. They are also amazing.
Also, The Screwtape Letters (a senior demon advising an apprentice) is a hoot.
By the way, Lewis started out as a confirmed atheist.
Lewis started out as a confirmed atheist.
I never got confirmed. Do you have to wear a tie?
Chief, I don’t think the dress code is going to be the big issue in your case.
Hmm, I thought it was J. R. R. Tolkein, his buddy, who was the atheist and was converted by Lewis to Christianity.
Wonder what those office conversations were like?
Car In, your gonna get hooked. Lewis is only incidentally a childrens author. He primarily a highly regarded theologian and and apologist for Christianity (he could almost be a Lutheran, but he’s not). Read Miracles next, then The Great Divorce. They are also amazing.
Also, The Screwtape Letters (a senior demon advising an apprentice) is a hoot.
I started Screwtape Letters but never finished (adds to pile). I was joking in my reference – Joy Bitch Behar made that asinine comment.
I’m was thinking of reading Buckley’s book on religion “Nearer, My God” next.
I’ve got it right here.
Perhaps I’ll finish Screwtape letters first…
I think it was the other way around, J’Ames.
Jay, is was the other way around .
Gibbs is leaving 🙂
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110105/ap_on_re_us/us_white_house_shakeup
Hold onto your wallets, Congress is in session.
Chief, I don’t think the dress code is going to be the big issue in your case.
I’m not sure what that means, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a compliment.
Andy – Hold on to your head as the media begins their full-throated assault on the Republican House and the filibuster rules in the Senate.
Hello again, about to go to dinner on our Nile boat, steaming upriver to Aswan tonight. Mrs Cuffy says hi to you guys, and we’re pleased to have planted the Baby Monkey earworm in our travel mates. They now hate us — Hostages FTW!
Cuffster – Give Mrs. Cuffy a big hug for me and have a wonderful time!
Teresa, sorry. I left to go to a meeting.
Labor Day is kind of an interesting time. The water is still warm, things are still green, and the days are typically nice, but the crowds are gone.
If you’re a golfer, there is an awesome public course just twelve miles away. I’m not a golfer, but if I were I would want to play that course. Everyone that I know who has loves it.
Cuffy! Stay unblowed up.
Did Cuffy ever say why they went there? Was it vacation or work related?
Awesome, Cuffy.
Tell the lovely Mrs. Cuffy I said hi.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-has-no-idea-how-he-got-on-hamas-email-lis,18721/
Phillip Pullman is the atheist who hates C.S. Lewis’ Christian themed books.
I’m watching the Speaker vote on C-SPAN.
That Democrats in the House would vote for Pelosi again shows they are committed to a socialist country. If you vote for a Democrat, you are voting for the destruction of America.
Hey Cuffy! Enjoy the Stella!
Good morning.
No way in hell would I send Roamy an HHD pic. Not unless the Hostagettes have a thing for beached whales.
*sends Roamy a pic of xbad*
It’s now “Weaker Pelosi”
Thank God and Greyhound she’s gone!
Andy, I thought you said you didn’t take any pics.
Hey, Sons of Bitches, I have my own internet for the first time in 15 days.
Not unless the Hostagettes have a thing for beached whales.
I see you have a Jay in Ames family resemblance.
Keep his skin wet! Push him back in the water!
That was the last time I went to the pool!
>> Andy, I thought you said you didn’t take any pics.
Details
MARRRREEEE!!!!!
*smooch*
Hey, Sons of Bitches, I have my own internet for the first time in 15 days.
Hmm, it did seem kinda quiet around here. Something seemed to be missing, just couldn’t put a finger on its
MARE!!!!
I’m sorry for the awful things Rosetta said about you and I hope you never leave us for so long again!
…put a finger on it.
before anyone can edit this. GAH!
SHUT UP, Nancy and turn the gavel over, you ugly cunt!
Botoxed bitch!
Well, a furry beached whale…
Andy! I think of you when I drive down Southlake Blvd.
I’m not commenting to Mare until I’m certain it’s not just another drive-by.
Kinda how I ignored Rich earlier.
Thanks, MCPO……not having internet and knowing what you douches are doing was awful!
I’m about to put a .357 round thru my new TV!!!
I got a lip disc while you ere gone.
HA! Actually Carin, I have to make a trip to Target, but after that I’m going to be on the Hostages like stink on Floyd’s turds.
That’s why I dont’ watch that shit, Chief.
ARRRGGGHHHH!!
“. . . for the children”
FloydThe dog who shall not be named asked us to never mention his name on this blog ever again.I did see some discussion of a belly piercing. What happened? And if I don’t answer right away I will when I’m back from Target (and the grocery store…I need wine for the Hostages tonight).
Although I don’t watch a ton of tv, not having it for 15 days was stinky, especially during bowl season.
Mare – Get an extra bottle. . . you’re gonna need it!
so looks like it’s going to cost me over 1000.00 to get my Pathfinder fixed. Ain’t got it. I hate stupid shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The belly piercing hasn’t yet occurred. I’m waiting for the perfect moment. Or maybe tomorrow.
SoHoS – See if you can work out a payment plan – IYKWIMAITYD! 😉
What’s wrong with it?
I bet Pelosi’s asshole was puckered so tight during that speech that not even Bambi’s tongue could penetrate it.
ugh, Clint. Could have done w/o that mental image.
The fucking internet at the clubhouse is down, and the bandwidth here at Starfux is as narrow as Car in’s hips.
FML.
**shakes fist at sky**
MAAARRREEEEE!!!!!!!
Its too long to write out but lets just say it’s FUBAR
Well, at least mare’s back to take the proper blame.
*adjusts lip disc
Sohos, $1000 sounds cheap to me. Seems everytime we take any of our cars in for anything it runs $1200-1800. The auto dealers here charge $107/hour. Highway robbery? I think so.
*remembers 30 minutes too late that she wasn’t supposed to eat the chips at the restaurant where she met Mr. TiFW for lunch – settles in for an afternoon of wanting to crawl out of her skin*
*Looks around, sees that you-know-who is back*
I blame MAAAAAARRRRE!!!!!!!!
This HAS got to be one of our Hostages:
http://is.gd/kaWcw
yes well, it might as well be 100,000
MAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!
*hugs*
BRAD!!!
*smooches*
I know my priorities.
I guess that explains why Rosetta has been MIA lately
You keep your pets in strange places…
http://tinyurl.com/26rs5tu
No doubt Rosetta takes along his trusty sidekick, Floyd the Wonder Dog, whose superpower is his ability to knock out criminals with his DeadlyGas!(TM)…..
3 martini lunch is over – wack to bork.
You guys are trying to kill this poor little poat in its infancy…
I got it.
****raises knife over post.
does anyone know poat cpr?!
**does chest compressions on hostagettes**
I’m finally watching “The Book of Eli”
MCPO, check your email.
and how do you like Book of Eli so far? I’ve had it for a while and never watched it.
http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/
I’m finally watching “The Book of Eli”
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Its coming tomorrow from Netflix.
why is Netfix so behind the times? Serious question. Why does it take so long for them to get movies in?
I’m guessing Floyd the Wonder Dog worked his magic on this post, as well……..
xBrad – Ain’t she a beauty?! Makes me wish I was young again.
SoHoS – The studios are all trying to get a better deal (for them) on streaming content. The Net Neutrality thing will also affect the cost of content.
**does chest compressions on hostagettes**
You’re doing it wrong.
Sadly, MCPO, she’s not currently airworthy.
They’re working on it though.
I met a family in IN that had a US-2 that was the “family” plane. They used it less as a warbird and more as their regular transportation.
I saw you at Kroger yesterday Mesa
http://ifuckinghatehorses.com/
Mesa, I haven’t clicked yet, but are you trying to tell me something?
Just finished. Excellent film. Gary Oldman is so good an actor, it is scary.
>> Andy! I think of you when I drive down Southlake Blvd.
Aww. Hang a left on Carroll and go kick those undeserving people out of my house, wouldja?
I know right where that is, Andy.
My sister-in-law may be moving there.
That would add insult to injury with us being up here.
Mare, have you been here yet?
http://bit.ly/i3hlXb
Yes, Andy, twice.
The new restaurant strip in Roanoke is really nice/cute. Restaurants with style but comfortable. Cowboy Chow, Twisted Root and the new wine bar are good.
Wine bars!!! pfffttt!
Yuppie bullcrap.
Best. Fried chicken. EVAR!!!
Go read Michelle Malkin’s take on today’s take over of the House. Then read the comment by “Marc”.
http://tinyurl.com/2e7dyrv
First Marc, your name is a sissified version of a man’s name.
Secondly, maybe Mr, Boehner is humbled to have been elected and that his American dream brought him to this august moment.
Finally, kiss my Irish ass, you fucking smug turd burglar.
Yuppie bullcrap.
Yeah! Real men drink their wine from a paper sack.
Relax Hotspur, it’s really pizza and wine. You can get beer there too.
I’ve only been back there once since they redid Main Street.
I almost didn’t recognize the place.
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza. . .”
Well, it looks like the newly installed cable link from AT&T.
Didn’t get my errands run today sitting around waiting for him to figure out why the picture freezes.
And I still need to buy wine.
Oops, I meant to add….doesn’t work.
Did you plug it in? Try plugging it in.
Mare, please turn on the livestream before you commence with killing Hotspur. Thx.
Jiggle the handle.
Seriously, the guy has been here ALL DAY. Yes, my beautiful 21 year old daughter is here but she is not impressed with his botching of the installation.
duct tape
Mare – Tell the idiot he’s got 20 min before you call his boss.
MCPO, I would but he’s on the phone with his boss.
Tell him you would like to speak to his boss. Then ask if AT&T has any qualified technicians they could send to your home.
Ask him if it’s plugged in.
I’ve got wires running all over the place…..and I don’t have wine.
“Ask him if it’s plugged in.”
HAHAHAHA….I’m so close….
Send your daughter out for wine if she’s 21.
I love MCPO.
Hotspur, I forgot….I’m going to send her on a wine run, thanks.
You’re welcome. I’m here to help.
I walked into a wine bar once. Weird as hell, and hurt like a motherfocker.
Damn you people – talking about the deliciousness that is Babe’s……
*shakes fist at the sky*
MAAAAAAAAARRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
When is Jazz coming back?
Did someone kill him?
He said he needed a break and would be back early this month.
He sent me an email to let me know things are good with him, and that he isn’t my Secret Santa. I’m still wondering who it is.
He said he needed a break and would be back early this month.
All of us, of course, blame you, Mare…… 😉
Aggie – I told you about looking at HHD photos on your phone while you are walking!
Was he mad at someone? Was there a fight?
Did someone kill him?
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I spoke to him yesterday. He’s still on break.
When is Jazz coming back?
Did someone kill him?
– – – – – –
He lost both thumbs in an unfortunate jazzhands accident – sadly, he had no way of measuring up…! (re:Aggie)
I told my daughter about asking the technician “if it was plugged in,” and she LOL’d.
Was he mad at someone? Was there a fight?
Not a fight, per se, but more of a slight disagreement that escalated. Jazz felt Agile Dog and (I forget who else) were double-teaming him, and he got a bit angry. He then decided to just take a break for a while, and gather his senses.
Well, I for one, will be happy when Jazz returns.
He lost both thumbs in an unfortunate jazzhands accident – sadly, he had no way of measuring up…!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bastich! 😀
Was he mad at someone? Was there a fight?
Let’s just say a couple hostages were being hostagey and it rubbed him the wrong way. But they squared it away. He just said it was good reason to take a break.
Thanks, Aggie, I hate it when stuff happens and no one will talk about it or just spell it out. That sounds okay and he’ll be fine when he returns.
Mare – Other than the internet/tv fiasco, how is the move progressing?
Hey wait, I thought TiFW was elected (selected) as Official H2 Summarizer!
Hey wait, I thought TiFW was elected (selected) as Official H2 Summarizer!
x2!
*demands Aggie put $2.13 in petty cash*
Mare, depending on your wine choices, sometimes this is one and the same here “back from Target (and the grocery store…I need wine”
She is, J’Ames, but IS SHE HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW????
Sheesh….try to do someone a favor, and I get pilloried…. 😉
Let’s just say a couple
hostagesassholes were beinghostagey assholes and it rubbed him the wrong way.I thought we agreed to quit candy coating things for mare. She’s got her big girl panties on nowadays.
Why are we paying TiFW, if Aggie is doing the work?
WHERE IS THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR?
We also agreed not to fuck up our html when mare was here. Sorry about that, mare.
Haha, Mare, I was trying to say that the Targets here have big wine aisles.
I say voted, meaning “the rest of you voted while I sat at home watching TV eating cheetos.”
WHERE IS THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR?
Probably in Sohos’ cleavage…. sadly, not mine 😉
Mare – Did you have to buy new furniture?
http://tinyurl.com/2fu75s8
Right, I fully intended to get my stash at Target, PattyAnn but I just couldn’t leave because of the tv deal. I may just run to the closer grocery store with my daughter.
MCPO, we are in the house and we love it. Most boxes are emptied (we didn’t have that much) and as of today we have cable and internet (besides my husband’s verizon deal). The house is great and the only major thing we really need is a sofa. We all miss lounging around on the sofa during bowl season watching the games.
Thanks for straightening us out, PGhttp://www.usnews.com/polls/whispers-bobbles-poll-who-is-obama-like/results.html
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
What’s the deal with not being able to buy hard alcohol without running out of gas?
Not that I drink it but every now and then a vodka somethingorother sounds good.
Aggie, I detect a Freeper effect on that poll. Funny, though!
heh – he said poll!
T2D, you go through avatars faster than a $5 hooker goes through handjobs.
But that last one was very well placed!
Kudos!
J’Ames, that may be, but you know Carter is loving the fact that he is no longer considered to be the worst president evah 😉
Heh! I just happen to have a $5 bill in my pocket. . .
$5 handjob or $50 handjob – they all end up the same!
A little less enjoyable when the $5 hooker has an Adam’s apple though…… I friggin’ hate Tijuana.
Shouldn’t we be starting a dumpster fire or something? Where’s wiser? Did his work enterprise take off?
What about PJM? WHAT ABOUT THE GOATS?
A little less enjoyable when the $5 hooker has an Adam’s apple though…… I friggin’ hate Tijuana.
Yeah, I hear that place is a mini-Matamoros 😉
Wouldn’t it be funny if this guy turned out to be a cable fetish guy who knew we needed tv and internet.
Yeah, funny right up until he cuts our throats.
The goats have been consumed by small brown people that emigrated from the Pacific.
PJM is currently taking online classes, Mare. For computers and suchlike majikal things. So, she’s a bit on the absent side.
Wiser is drunk and servicing hobos by the dumpster behind the Burger King. Any more questions?
Wiser is drunk and servicing hobos by the dumpster behind the Burger King. Any more questions?
Guess we better not light that dumpster, then.
New poat.
Michael – Head over to Mare’s and fix it. It’s not like you’re doing anything else!
YEAH!!!! Everything is done and is okay. Although a policeman came by to say a home, two houses down from ours that is sold but not yet occupied had a door kicked in all the appliances stolen.
YEAH!!!! Everything is done and is okay.
I made a quick call for you and told them to kick it up a notch.
You’re welcome.
Make me a sammich.