Today Is What Day?

It’s a holiday week of drunken revelry and celebration.  Because of that fact I forgot that today was Friday so the chances of you getting a BBF post are about 2%.

I watch MSNBC because it amuses me.  It’s like watching a little kid eat paste.  The fact that smelly hippies, commies, retards and douche-bags have their very own network is a pretty amazing thing when you think about it.

A few minutes ago the annoying-but-still-hot Norah O’Donnell interviewed some lisping sucker of cock about why George W. Bush’s book has sold more copies in one month than Bill Clinton’s book has sold in six years.  Here is the complete list of reasons this prancing fairy gave for that phenomenon:

(1) People that hate him bought it to read his justification for his evil existence.

(2) People bought it as a joke.

(3) A lot of people bought it and gave it as a gift to people that didn’t want it.

(4) It’s only 500 pages while Clinton’s is over 1,000 pages.

Hahahahahahaha!!  You cannot find better parody of the lunatic left’s non-reality-based view of the world anywhere.

Good job, MSNBC!!

On a related note, I received two copies of Bush’s book for Christmas, one of which Floyd ate last night.  SPARE COPY WIN!!

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Hey!  Happy New Year you jackass!

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I love the look on this kid’s face.  FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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Bitchface Bread von Clowncar wants you to watch this.  WATCH IT!!!

301 Comments

  1. From the last poat, in case any of you jackwagons missed it:

    You know you’ve done your job right when your daughter’s ex-HS boyfriend refuses to come into your house because, “It’s not your Dad I’m scared of – it’s your Mom!”

    Yeah, I put the fear of God into that boy (and his parents) but good when I found out he’d been doing things he shouldn’t have with my little girl (and yes, I know it takes 2, but still).

    Good to know he still remembers 7 years later……

  2. from last poat

    >> I’m getting mixed messages from you, Dave

    I do that.

  3. Ha ha haaaa … bewb FAIL.

  4. And yes, it’s possible that the words “statutory”, “police”, and “permanent record” MIGHT have been interjected into that conversation with his parents all those years ago.

    Not that I would have actually DONE anything, mind you (I doubt that the law would have been on my side), but the mere suggestion of it was enough to keep that boy on edge for DAYS…..

    Is it wrong that I still laugh like a Vincent Price villain when I think about that?

  5. HEY!!! Quit dragging dead cats from the last post to this new kick ass post!!!

  6. But anyone want to bet on which party was pressuring, whining and cajoling?

    If I know my daughter, it was prolly her…..

  7. HEY!!! Quit dragging dead cats from the last post to this new kick kiss ass post!!!

    fixt

  8. Rosie, the ink was barely dry on my comments on the last poat…..

  9. They hadn’t even started pining for the fjords……

  10. >> Quit dragging dead cats from the last post to this new kick ass post!!!

    *shoots Rosetta in the face with a bazooka.

  11. Car In, did you get your junk pierced yet?

  12. *pierces Dave’s nose*

    http://tinyurl.com/2a8o8tu

  13. *comment for Teresa from the last poat that Rosie shit on.

    Teresa, when I got engaged to Kel, her three uncles and her dad cornered me in the back of a little Italian joint outside of Philly.
    They made me laugh with the gruff stuff, then they busted out a good bottle of tequila.
    We bonded, right then and there. If they can handle their tequila, I figured they’re good enough for me.

    Then what happened?

  14. Rosie, we took a vote. So far, the vote is nay.

  15. Good Lord two bank robbers still stuck in a bank in Pearland (where I showed yall the horses outside the jack in the box) they shot the bank manager. I just drove past this picking Jake up. Hostages still being held

  16. You lousy motherfucker.

    http://tinyurl.com/2f5rtt4

  17. Now they are saying manager isn’t shot

  18. What would be a good time to begin drinking on New Year’s Eve?

  19. Rosie, we took a vote. So far, the vote is nay.

    I will need to see a photo of your entire naked body before I’ll be able to vote.

  20. What would be a good time to begin drinking on New Year’s Eve?

    December 29th.

  21. Its live on Fox news if’n yall gives a shit

  22. Carin, DO NOT get your junk pierced! Probed, prodded, played with … all okay – pierced, not so much.

  23. I hate to see biw’s poat get kicked to the curb. That sumbitch fought above it’s weight class for a good while. This poat gives off a strong Albert haynesworth vibe.

  24. *shows Dave new nail gun*

    http://tinyurl.com/2fjw9u4

  25. >> What would be a good time to begin drinking on New Year’s Eve?

    8:30 worked for me.

  26. Kelly just told me about her five month nightmare with the belly button piercing.

    You’re pure evil, Dick.

  27. My default position is anti-tattoo and anti-piercing for hot chicks.

    No one gives a fuck what ugly chicks do.

  28. *wishes Rosetta a Happy New Year

    http://tinyurl.com/2cr8w7n

  29. So who is doing the bewbs today

  30. No boobies today, sohito. Didn’t you read this excellent post?

  31. Rosetta just accused Sohos of having no bewbs.

    *Covers mouth in horror.*

  32. Yes, so since You aren’t doing it I asked who was.

  33. Ok. I’m off for coffee. I may run to see if they have Lone Survivor in town.

  34. GROSS!!!

  35. Car In, did you get your junk pierced yet?
    Rosie, we took a vote. So far, the vote is nay.

    Hey, I watched a bus load of folks from South Dallas being driven to the polls. Might wanna check that vote again, Car in.

    Sohos, go check out my bewbs. Not much of a Friday post, but it’s all I can come up with.

  36. >> but it’s all I can come up with.

    Well done madam.

  37. Cathy I tried to but it is password protected and I don’t know that pw

  38. My default position is anti-tattoo and anti-piercing for hot chicks. No one gives a fuck what ugly chicks do.

    Back Tatto……….. (x)
    Naval Piercing……(x)

    *looks at ceiling*
    *taps foot*
    *sighs*

  39. Rosetta, what’d ya do with that golf ball I sent to you?

    http://is.gd/jR3dY

    Ooo…bad lie.

  40. Sohos, passwords on H2 are frustrating.

    ok. I. said. it.

    Thanks, Dick.

  41. Back Tatto……….. (x)
    Naval Piercing……(x)

    *looks at ceiling*
    *taps foot*
    *sighs*

    Allow me to explain.

    Hot chicks such as yourself can have tattoos and piercings but they are not made hotter by them.

    Let’s say you need 100 points to be a hot chick. A tattoo is -10 points and an unusual piercing is -5 points. Here is Cathy’s math:

    Starting point 187 points
    Tattoo – 10 points
    Pierced BB – 5 points

    Total Points 172 points

    So even with your grotesque body modifications, you’re still a hot chick.

    Fin.

  42. I saw Cathy’s tattoo.

  43. Oh he is good

  44. That sexist comment was brought to you buy N.W.A.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktKKwBErDUE

  45. I was told there was no math on this blog.

    *fuck.. carry the one….

  46. Nap time to prepare for Tonight

  47. Whatchoo doin’ tonight, sohito?

  48. Thanks for the explanation, Rosetta.
    I love math and I’m good with your numbers.

    *blows Rosetta a kiss*

  49. My default position is anti-tattoo and anti-piercing for hot chicks. No one gives a fuck what ugly chicks do.

    And this is why I’m not sure if I like you guys or hate you guys.

  50. You know, administrators can look up the passwords …

  51. Chief said that my monthly dues to join this blog would help pay for the BBF! I want my money back!!1!

  52. *blows Rosetta a kiss*

    YUM!!

    By the way, your real number is higher than in my example.

    No woman can know their real number. EVER!!

    It’s forbidden.

    *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!*

  53. Going to a party. What about choo?

  54. numbers suck

  55. And this is why I’m not sure if I like you guys or hate you guys.

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!

    See above math.

  56. I am blogging from my phone Carin so it is too big a pain in the ass

  57. Sohos, check your email.

  58. Going to a party. What about choo?

    Staying in and cooking and maybe watching some flicks.

    This is a low key year.

  59. I’m lookin up beagle recipes

  60. I wonder if Wiserbud is planning on breaking out the monkey tonight.

  61. Don’t do it sohos! It’s a trap!

  62. Dick’s book came today.

    If it sucks, I’m going to kill Dave.

  63. Subtracting involves borrowing rather than carrying. I’m just saying. Assgobbler.

  64. PJ, how many stitches did your kids need to get today?

  65. Hotspur, what are you drinking?

  66. I haven’t started drinking yet. I’m thinking about packing it up and heading for a bar.

  67. Why can’t I shake this cold?
    http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Sneeze_1/#21774

  68. Dave’s fucked.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  69. Drinking Tarantula Tequila Margaritas tonight – blender is set to stun.

    http://www.epinions.com/reviews/pr-Tarantula_Azul_Tequila

    Stay thirsty my friends!

  70. Dickhead, I’ve axed you this before but what’s your favorite tekillya?

  71. eh, tequila never really made me have any gay feelings.

    Put a donkey in the room though….

  72. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/2ekqhww

  73. Taxmonkey, what are you doing tonight besides raping donkeys?

  74. >> If it sucks, I’m going to kill Dave.

    *throws tabasco on your junk.. explain yourself to the airlines.

  75. How the hell did we get 137 people voting on the last poat’s poll? There’s no Democrats here!

    On another note, today would have been my parents’ 45th wedding anniversary. Do I:
    (a) Call Dad, tell him I was thinking about him, let him bring up the subject of Mom if he wants to, or
    (b) Punt until tomorrow and say Happy New Year to him and stepmom.

  76. I wonder if the junk-Tobasco guy is a vicar.

  77. besides drinking tequila and sitting naked in front of a webcam on chatroullette…. not much.

    We were going to NYC with the neighbor but plans were canceled because my son obtained a staph infection and momma taxed said no to traveling.

  78. I have this theory that the average life of a bottle of Tabasco sauce is one marriage.

  79. roamy – is there actually a polling place that us unwashed No0bs are not privy to?

  80. I see this is a new post, so I won’t post a new one, but this reeeeeeeeally made me laugh, so I want to share it with you guys

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPQY_VRP6M

    and Happy New Year to you all!

    I lurves yoU!

  81. Dick –

    LOLoud!

  82. We were going to NYC with the neighbor but plans were canceled because my son obtained a staph infection from botched bellybutton piercing and momma taxed said no to traveling.

    fixt

    Hahahahahaha.

    Where has Kelly been, Dick?

  83. Gheyest BBF evar!!!

  84. I’ll update the poat with it, panama.

  85. Andy, what are you doing in California with xbrad?

  86. T2D, the poll is on the last poat.

  87. Are you doing the Reagan Library NYE deal?

  88. Rosetta, are you going to get Floyd all crunk on his first NYE?

  89. Dman it!! Are you guys gonna click on my link or not?

  90. roam –

    der, to me. I never refreshed at the top of the page and missed it.

    No0b oversight (-1482 chakras)

  91. OK, that bar is gonna get crowded. I better go get me a seat.

    BBIAB

  92. oh man, hotspur’s gonna be sitting a long time. It’s like 8 hours till midnight

  93. I did Peej – As Linda Lovelace use to say, “I love that gag”

  94. Andy, what are you doing in California with xbrad?

    Whatever it is, it’s not illegal in CA.

  95. I did Peej – As Linda Lovelace use to say, “I love that gag”

    thank you
    *sniffs

    I want my two minutes back.

    You’ll get nothing and like it

  96. Rosetta, are you going to get Floyd all crunk on his first NYE?

    He’s drinking beer right now.

  97. Dick, Andy was telling me about this:

    http://tinyurl.com/25kbng2

    But I don’t know if that’s why he’s in Cali.

  98. My New Year’s resolution is to become an extreme couponer and to have to build a warehouse to store all my goodies.

    fin

  99. sitting naked in front of a webcam on chatroullette

    **fights every other Hostage wimmin for that chat**

  100. Rosetta, that’s an evening I could probably go for.
    Pretty cheap too, for CA standards.

    I agree on both counts.

  101. Graham gets to go to the Reagan library in February as part of the Navy and help open the new wing for Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday.

  102. Graham gets to go to the Reagan library in February as part of the Navy and help open the new wing for Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday.

    No he doesn’t.

  103. No he doesn’t.

    yes huh.

  104. holy shit there are a bunch of bewbs on that boob page!

  105. PJ, did that kiddo end up with stitches from the other night or did the doc tell you to stop being a spaz?

    Doesn’t happen like that these days Dick. Had I not taken him in and something happened later, I would have been arrested on charges of child neglect/abuse. This is California, not Texas

  106. You asked me two questions in that sentence Dick, I chose to answer one.

    Nope, no stitches. One inch gash and a sore noggin.

  107. Rosetta, the music alone would probably make ya want to overthrow the fed.

    That’s a low bar.

  108. oh did you go to the bewbs tab sohos?

    I didn’t enter mine in there, although I did my own version of this one

    I felt uncomfortable having all the hostage men see my boobs, so I deleted it

  109. Okay, here I am. Happy New Year, dorks.

  110. Does anyone care that Billy the Kid was not pardoned?

  111. ;-) Roamy!

  112. bitch.

    yes

    and now my cat’s too big….I could prolly use a chicken?

  113. I felt uncomfortable having all the hostage men see my boobs, so I deleted it

    bitch.

    WORST NEW YEAR’S EVE EVER!!!

  114. Keep fucking that chicken, dick

  115. Chief also promised that all hostage wimmins are inclined to send pics of their bewbs to all No0bs every Friday – I am starting to believe that he was joshing me…

    Peej – send them to me, i don’t have any of the guys emails – I promise not to share them!

  116. Now in my Top 10 List of People I Want to Tell to Shut the Fuck Up:

    http://tinyurl.com/25nwrrr

  117. Now in my Top 10 List of People I Want to Tell to Shut the Fuck Up:

    http://tinyurl.com/25nwrrr

    Yeah, not sure how the dead newborn is supposed to build character. What a piece of shit.

  118. Actually it probably was a character building experience for Bloomberg since he started at zero.

    I hate that douche.

  119. John Fogerty was a God.

  120. Ok boys and if there’s any gals still around, I lurves ya all, but I’m gonna go get some shite done.

    I got a LOT of lights to take down because I went a little overboard putting them up.

    YAY ME!!
    HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL!!

    drink irresponsibly and have a great night!
    and be safe

  121. Yeah, not sure how the dead newborn is supposed to build character. What a piece of shit.

    No fucking shit.

    Bloomberg should resign in disgrace and the 100 highest officials in the sanitary napkin union should be arrested and tried on manslaughter charges.

  122. Peej, what the fuck? You can take those lights down tomorrow. Or make one of your slaves do it.

  123. OH yay! Rosetta put my video in the post. SOOOOOOOOOO sweet!!

    Ok hotspur, the real reason is that pjd is home today and he’s breathing down my neck to get shit done.

    You think I’d do it on my own?

    MWAH!!!

  124. Brilliant. The nation is ready to mop up the govt. worker unions and these geniuses decide to stage a work slowdown.

    Keep it up, assholes.

  125. Oh yeah? Then take this, and like it!

    http://is.gd/jRm0h

  126. Herro?

    http://tinyurl.com/2chphpj

  127. Brilliant. The nation is ready to mop up the govt. worker unions and these geniuses decide to stage a work slowdown.

    Keep it up, assholes.

    Exactly. This whole union thug thing has that feeling like when you’re in a bar and some motherfucker is causing trouble or talking shit to a woman and you say to yourself, “if he does that one more time, I’m going to split his head open”.

    Keep it up, assholes is right.

  128. Oh yeah? Then take this, and like it!

    http://is.gd/jRm0h

    I’ve heard hundreds of mash-ups and that is one of the best. It’s also a good tune for a party play list.

    And chicks dig it.

  129. Herro?

    http://tinyurl.com/2chphpj

    Hahahahahahaha!! FLOYD!!!!

  130. Nanny Bloomberg needs some character to build on.

  131. Ok, I went and talked the piercing guy … AND I AM TOTALLY GETTING IT DONE.

    The guy was cool a freak with piercings everywhere, but he totally takes he job super seriously. He checked my belly and told me the long-term plan we’d have for insuring that it looked good and healed properly (after a few weeks, he says to replace the original piece with a shorter one that will look better), etc.

    And the belly things are so cool.

    THE VOTING IS OVER. Cathy wins!

  132. Speaking of bewbs, my husband says if I agree to getting a new pair of “D”s he’ll get me an iPad.

  133. Hahahaha

    Somehow, I knew that’s where you disappeard to.

  134. I was at the store. Then i was gonna get coffee, but I forgot to bring my pocket change (I t’aint charging a coffee). Then I figured i’d just drive by. See if it was open.

    It’s gonna be SO COOL.

    shut up all you h8ters.

  135. Well, they’re prolly closed over the weekend. Perhaps Monday. If Tats it up for it, of course.

  136. THE VOTING IS OVER. Cathy wins!

    Yay! Who says we can’t learn sumpin from those Dems.

  137. Ok, I gotta go work out for a bit. I’ll bb later to reveal in all the abuse.

  138. Speaking of bewbs, my husband says if I agree to getting a new pair of “D”s he’ll get me an iPad.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Car In, you have to put a pic in PoL of your new belly button.

    That way we can remember what caused the infection that ultimately took your life.

  139. Time to kick Mrs R’s ass in Mastermind.

    Happy New Year’s Eve everyone!!!

  140. I made it all the way through the Navy without getting a fucking tattoo, and it wasn’t for lack of being young, stupid, drunk a lot, and in proximity to plenty of parlors. I just didn’t want something I might later regret.

  141. Ok, I went and talked the piercing guy …

    http://tinyurl.com/39pnxc7

  142. *sends RosettaBride the six move algorithm.

  143. Ok, I went and talked the piercing guy …

    http://tinyurl.com/39pnxc7

    LOL! Pupster. I love you.

  144. Cathy, what is your tattoo? I’ve seen you in a bikini, but I don’t remember seeing it. (I bet all the men at the TX meetup don’t have that problem.)

  145. I gotta get cleaned up too, you beautiful folks.

    I think we’re gonna post pics of the Masquerade get-up at IB, but don’t know if it will happen before we leave for the evening or not.

  146. Speaking of bewbs, my husband says if I agree to getting a new pair of “D”s he’ll get me an iPad.

    – – – – –

    got my wife a pair of those a couple years back – beautiful investment!!!

  147. *smoochie Cathy*

    Have fun tonight.

  148. Roamy, I have a beautiful tasteful Butterfly. Colors are greens, blues, and a special touch of white, which is the signature color of the tattoo-artist who did mine.

    Happy New Years, guys. I might check in late and see who is still sober enough to be hitting their keyboards.

  149. My brother came back from Nam with a massive eagle in flight on his right upper arm, much to our mom’s horror.

    When he died of cancer at 34 and his arm was about as big around as a hot dog bun, it looked pretty pathetic.

  150. Dick honestly the comments about my bewbs are a big (no pun intended) joke we started years ago on BBF. My bewbs are just average and not spectacular in the least.

  151. Have fun, Cathy. <3

  152. I am 6 minutes away from being done with post-Christmas baking. I am bringing dessert to the NYE party tonight – lace wafers, snowdrops, chocolate chip cookies, and brownies.

  153. Hahahahaha

    Right, sohos.

  154. Well, they’re prolly closed over the weekend. Perhaps Monday. If Tats it up for it, of course.

    Whoa sweetpea. I gotta make me some phone calls then. The studio I go to for tats isn’t usually open on Mondays. I may have to follow you by a week.

  155. Happy New Year everyone. Even Wiser.

  156. Lol! After seeing Romy’s I am totally intimidated

  157. No fucking diet margarine bullshit, either.

  158. Sohos, yours are bigger.

  159. Tats, ya get the Trooper taken care of?

    Yep, he even cleaned the air filter for me.

  160. Ok, I went and talked the piercing guy …

    http://tinyurl.com/39pnxc7

    Ha ha ha …

    HOnestly, the piercing between the woman at the counter and the guy who does the work … She had about .. 7 or so on her face alone. Not counting ears and other stuff.

    But they were nice. Married couple – they had a picture of them with their baby behind the counter.

    I don’t “get” the huge things they put in their ears though.

  161. Hahahaha Romy *does tittie twister and runs off*

  162. got my wife a pair of those a couple years back – beautiful investment!!!

    It’s mostly me that complains about them. I used to be a D. AFter losing weight last year … the results in the boob area are disappointing.

    So, really, I’ll be getting an iPad for doing what I wanna have done anyway.

  163. Win/win

  164. I hate the huge ear things. Some doctor will make a fortune if he opens a practice for fixing ear holes starting in about 10 years when all these idiots decide that might not have been the best fashion statement

  165. Lol! After seeing Romy’s I am totally intimidated

    Yea. Roamy’s hawt. That’s fer-shur.
    Sheesh, Roamy, You are beautiful, honey.
    Sohos, just do it. I got zip up there, but I figure it’s harmless fun.
    Most of these guys love us just the way we are.

    *gotta stop lurking and get on with it *

  166. I hate the huge ear thing
    ——-
    I don’t get them either. You can cover up a tattoo, but not giant holes in your face. I always look at those kids and think, “you just decided on minimum wage.”

  167. Have fun Cathy and Romy to answer your question call Dad tomorrow and let him bring it up

  168. Thank you, Cathy.

  169. It started with a new gif…then I had a movie idea. I don’t know why the volume is so low.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0rrI7dZHQA

    LET’S L

  170. It started with a new gif…then I had a movie idea. I don’t know why the volume is so low.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0rrI7dZHQA

    LET’S LIGHT THIS CANDLE!

  171. Dad’s prefer to forget the anniversary of their former marriage when there is a new wife.

  172. Ok I have to get ready. Have fun tonight and be safe! Love ya all

  173. Dad’s prefer to forget the anniversary of their former marriage when there is a new wife.

    I’m 100% sure that’s true for ex-wives.

  174. Huh. Found two comments from Shim in the spambucket from earlier today.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR SHIMMY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPnRxjrU8G0#t=35s

  175. ZombieKelly made me laugh outloud, and I’m not even totally sure what she said.

  176. Sohos, <3.

  177. and now my cat’s too big….I could prolly use a chicken?

    PJM, I recommend a baby monkey.

  178. Bought time for the first ‘sip’, and to start cooking a scrumptious NYE feast.

    I’ll check in with y’all later.

  179. heading out back to fire up the grill – warm NYE salutations to all my new friends on this here blog. I may check in later, if I am able to make it up the stairs by the shank of the evening that is…

  180. I will wait until next year to comment again!

    Stay safe (and thirsty) my friends!

  181. Scott built a fire -in the fireplace this time- and we’re going to just chillax for the rest of the evening.

    Hope everyone has a good time and stays safe. We want to meet you (or see you again) next year!

  182. Laura, you two have a nice NYE. What poison are you guys prefering?

  183. Beers. Whisky.

    We just got back from a quick supper out with friends and had a couple big brewpub ales each.

    I’m already yawning.

  184. Hotspur, are you and the Missus together for New Year’s Eve or is she working?

  185. I call Mom on her anniversary and do not mention it, but she knows.

  186. Laura, HotBride is working, and she’s had a bad cold. I cab’t risk getting it, so we’re four hours apart. :(

  187. Yea, Roamy’s got huge ta-tas.

    I’m just saying.

  188. Prime Rib is up to 72 degrees.

    Wine is poured.

    Movies are rented.

  189. Carin, Happy New Year. <3

  190. Did you get SALT Carin? I am sitting here with hot rollers in my hair

  191. Happy New YEAR Hotspur.

    Where are you hanging tonight?

    Yep, Sohos, I got Salt.

  192. Where you going Sohos?

    Man, I’m pathetic. The thought of doing something for NYE doesn’t even occur to us.

  193. We are going to Counts’ sisters party. We spend the night so we don’t have to get on the road

  194. Sohos,

    Is the yahoo account your primary email, the one with ‘world’ in it?

    I’m going to send you a document tomorrow.

  195. I need a nap

  196. We are staying in and there is a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

  197. No but you can send it there and I will just make it a point to check that email tomorrow

  198. Ha.

    Hey, I just got an email about an event with Dick Morris and Mike Gallegher here in Detroit. Also, a local guy I love – Levon Yuille is going to be there. As well as a local writer – Nolan Finely.

    I just got myself some tickets. It should be cool.

  199. Watch yer ass, Lipstick.

    http://tinyurl.com/236ep5o

  200. HotBride is working

    Ah well, poop.
    Can you call her right before midnight and give her some sweet words and a little telephone smoocheroo?

  201. *double-finger-gun-bang-bang & wink @sohos*

    Might be kinda…late in the day.

  202. Ha, Pups, I just put them up and they are noming on chew sticks, not me.

  203. Car in, ask about a lip disk.

    Those are cool, and they don’t get caught in sweaters.

  204. The fools around are already firing weapons. Fer craps sake I do not live in Iraq!
    Usually they wait until midnight.

  205. I hope I’m not getting what MIL had over Christmas – I wanna go party with our friends tonight! But the tummy is getting rumbly and grumbly and not in an “I’m hungry” kinda way……

  206. Yeah, Laura, we have phone sex down to a science.

  207. crap, I have hiccups now

  208. Hey, I just got an email about an event with Dick Morris and Mike Gallegher here in Detroit.

    I got interviewed by Mike Gallagher last December at the Sarah Palin booksigning. Just happened to be in the right place at the right time. And he just happened to luck into asking a question of someone who has a child with Down syndrome, so it was a win/win all around,

    Mr. TiFW was listening to the radio in his truck at the time, and he said, “That’s my wife!” Some of the folks from our DS support group heard me, too.

    That’s my “Brush with fame” moment……

  209. Car in, ask about a lip disk.

    Those are cool, and they don’t get caught in sweaters.

    My husband is a frickin’ funny mufaku.

  210. Yeah, Laura, we have phone sex down to a science.

    Hmmm….

    http://tinyurl.com/3xo42zs

    or

    http://tinyurl.com/36e5mgn

    or

    http://tinyurl.com/2fo2mf3

    So many gifs.

  211. Mr. TiFW complained about how much I spent on everyone for Christmas (that’s EVERYONE combined, mind you). Then he goes and buys a new GPS system for his truck and a brand new LED HDTV.

    He’s negotiating with our entertainment system as we speak to see if the new boob tube will fit in the hole…….

  212. I got to spend the day shopping for books by myself, and didn’t even spend all my money, and the universe didn’t get sucked into a singularity, or anything.

    8 books, a nice lunch out at Chipolte, and spent less than $60 bucks on books.

    WIN!!!!

  213. hic

  214. If he takes the sliding doors off of the unit AND the sliding mechanisms as well, it will JUST fit. I told him the 40″ model looked perfectly fine, but no……

  215. I thought you were taking a nap –

  216. And now it’s getting complicated, ‘cuz the sliding mechanisms aren’t as cut and dried as originally thought….

    There are advantages and disadvantages to having engineers in the family –

  217. TiFW, what is in the back. No slidey mechanisms back there.

  218. shhhh

  219. I plan on sleeping in ;)

  220. I am

  221. Taking the doors off of the house helps too TiF. and is a simple free inch.

  222. ‘Sup fagz?

    xbrad was alive last time I saw him. I swear.

  223. Andy failed.

  224. hic

    Is Rosetta with you?

  225. After an Athenian accused Spartans of being ignorant, the Spartan Plistoanax agreed: “What you say is true. We have learned none of your evil ways.”

  226. xbrad was alive last time I saw him. I swear.

    Ur not doin’ it rite…..

  227. *Hic*
    Xbad is not here either!

  228. Chief also promised that all hostage wimmins are inclined to send pics of their bewbs to all No0bs every Friday

    We’ve all seen your picture. Post another of yourself shirtless and we might take turns returning the favor every Friday.

  229. Andy failed

    Or is just building an alibi …

  230. I knew someone was going to comment on T2D’s comment. I just didn’t think it would be a comment like that or from Beasn. Hahahaha

  231. I survived lunch with Andy.

    They Palm Springs Air Museum was offering helicopter rides pretty cheap. $20 for five minutes.

    I said for $30, can I throw Andy out halfway through the flight?

  232. Ruby is still awake and alert. That is very unusual.

    Bear who has lived through 10 Christmases, 10 New Years and 10 4th of July’s, not to mention 10 wet seasons of hurricanes / thunderstorms, is skeered of all the fireworks / gunfire.

  233. Happy New Year!

    I’m saying that early because I have to now clean up, shave, and put on a tux, to go to some party that Cathy is making me go to.

  234. Dick, I tried to get him to walk into the spinning tail rotor.

  235. Today has not been a total waste of time. I backflushed the pool filter. With FREE rainwater.

  236. I have no idea what direction Jordan is did the Cuffys have to fly into New York first?

  237. Jordan is due north of Singapore.

  238. Anybody want to see my new amateur porn bit?

  239. Dude…really? Where the fuck is that? Happy new year xbrad of the incredible voice

  240. Cuffy got there if that is what you are worried about Sohos. He commented from there, something about brown people, flies, sand and monkeys.

  241. Posted my New Year’s post at AoS.

    Happy New Year you morons. I love you all and will deny this in the mornin.

    Assuming I am up in the mornin.

  242. Sohos, how is it I don’t have your cell number? I’d call you and let you hear my voice.

  243. Herr!

    Nice to see you are still on the loose from your office rampage.

    Happy New Year!

  244. Email me and I will send it

  245. Uh oh.

    Looks like Don xbrad Juan has a snootfull.

    How many Indians, He-Who-Steals-Wireless?

  246. This is the one year anniversary of the worst day ever. EVER!

  247. Has ‘Indian Names’ been done as a joke thread?

  248. Sohos, how is it I don’t have your cell number? I’d call you and let you hear my voice.

    Don’t do it, girl! Its all about the drunk dial!

  249. >> This is the one year anniversary of the worst day ever. EVER!

    Yep. But I’m glad it turned out the way it did my friend. Very glad.

  250. Liar

  251. Nice to still have you around, Stump-Burns-Many-Moons.

  252. Today has been good. Probably be asleep about the same time as last year, 10:00 or so.

    Too tired for traditional naked snow angels.

  253. Whut?
    Ruby is in bed again.

    I am drinking heavily.

  254. oh hell I’ma call her now.

  255. dang, I love that gal.

  256. Although they are quite refreshing….

  257. Happy New Year Many-Dogs!

  258. Liar

    You wound me, ma’am.

  259. Did anybody lock anybody else in a walk-in freezer today?

  260. Thank God she answered the phone. I left messages of hate for others.

  261. Did anybody lock anybody else in a walk-in freezer today?

    Else? No.

    How’s your day going, Writes-On-Dead-Trees?

  262. Not you sweet BiW! I was calling xbad a liar

  263. My day’s been mellow, Poops-On-The-Lawn. How ’bout you?

  264. I baked like craze today for a party we’re headed out to now.
    I hope everyone has a safe and very happy New Year.

    I loves you all!

    Hugs and Kisses!!!
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  265. Thanks Cyn!
    *Sneaks a cookie*

  266. Funny you should mention that, Scared-Of-Real-Boobies, it was 60 degrees today and sunshiney, I took down the Christmas lights and cleaned up the back yard. Filled up a 5 gallon bucket with dog poop.

    *checks shipping rates to California*

  267. Not you sweet BiW! I was calling xbad a liar

    Oh. Then in that case, carry on.

  268. *tackles Cyn. Gives her the “New Year”

  269. I voted “Yes” for the belly button thing. It’s a place for Mr. Car in to keep his gum on the way down.

    I just hope they come in periwinkle, as that color matches nicely with gangrene.

  270. You going out tonight, Flirts-For-Pie?

  271. Filled up a 5 gallon bucket with dog poop.

    Sounds like you took…

    …wait for it…

    …wait for it…

    …THE INITIATIVE!!!

  272. This is the one year anniversary of the worst day ever. EVER!

    Laura tried to kill you?

    Man, you gotta expect that. It’s something that just happens every few years.

  273. You going out tonight, Flirts-For-Pie?

    HAHAHA! Good one, Humps the Legs!

  274. Crap
    A NYE party invitation, and I am in the bag.

    But Ruby is in bed, and no driving is involved!

    See you later !

  275. …THE INITIATIVE!!!

    Heh. You read it too.

  276. Michael, aren’t you at your party? Are you hiding in the coat room?

  277. The party started twelve minutes ago. Your supposed to show up 20 minutes late. It’s across the street.

    I look good in my tux.

  278. Shouldn’t you be in a mask and monkey suit, Lives-With-Boy-Ward?

  279. Dammit.

  280. The chicks answered their phones..

    the guys didn’t.

    guys have crappy voice mail messages. It’s what I do.

  281. Someone should poat a new poat whilst I mix up another tasty adult beverage.

    This one’s slow like Big-Chief-Chases-White-Ball buying a round.

  282. the guys didn’t.

    guys have crappy voice mail messages. It’s what I do.

    You didn’t call me.

    *waits by phone, crying*

  283. I look good in my tux.

    I’m sure you do, Acts Like Dork On Line But is Pretty Darn Cool in Real Life.

  284. Why are you losers here and not out partying?

    oh….wait, nevermind

  285. Someone should poat a new poat whilst I mix up another tasty adult beverage.

    What do you mean, “mix”?

    *takes another slug from bottle*

  286. I just got off the phone with Retired Geezer. What’s you goddamn phone numbe BiW?

  287. I always love Michael’s modesty.

    Wasn’t their a party across the street last year Michael? and didn’t you get lost, what was it?

  288. I just got off the phone with Retired Geezer. What’s you goddamn phone numbe BiW?

    Where’s my phone call bitch?

  289. Happy New Year Geoff!

  290. oooops, Dave, was that you? How the hell was I supposed to know you were actually gonna call?

  291. check your voice mail, bitch.

  292. HAHAHAHA!

    Just heard my message. I LOVE YOU DAVE!!!

  293. Why are you losers here and not out partying?

    Speaking of which, I heard you’re bailing on tomorrow’s meat. That’s two years in a row, now.

    *sniffs pits*

    Nope, it’s not me.

  294. Hey look, it’s Blogs-With-Charts and Many-Wounded-Papooses.

  295. I’m so sorry. seriously. We have less than $11 to our name. (No, I’m not asking for money) and there’s no way we could afford to drive out there. I was hoping PJD would have gotten his student loans before tomorrow, but it just didn’t happen.

  296. hahaha, I love my Indian name

    Leaver of Lawn Bombs!

  297. Happy 2011, PJ! And everybody else, I suppose.

  298. New poat.

  299. Pretty sycophantic, Little Miss Must Owe Michael Money.

    Not so, Dances With Charts!

  300. I just got off the phone with Retired Geezer. What’s you goddamn phone numbe BiW?

    I just emailed it to you in Facedouchechimp.

  301. Drunk, yes. Busted, no. It is at this moment still legal to get boozed up at my desk.


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