Let me see if I got this right.
I can type in the words, ‘fuck, cumstain, and retarded faggot’, but I can’t call Nancy Pelosi a ‘scrunt’.
Freaks.
I love other folks morals and standards. Why? Because I don’t have enough confusion in my own life.
Did ya ever wonder what really happens when Michael goes on-line?
Wonder no more.
Floyd checks out the Milf’s at the free veterinary clinic .
Wiserbud: He’s one man living the dream.
The real question is, could you stand to see Obama’s mug on a dollar bill every god damned day? I’m thinking, yes.
Ummm… I’m pretty certain this douchebag misses the point .
Now get your sorry asses outta the sack and get to work.
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Wakey wakey.
Boy, you guys got busy after I left to do shit yesterady.
I now have three “teenagers”.
Lord help me.
hhhmmmm, mini wheats or oat bran…?
Lucky Charms it is!
No u.
rough night last night, Spur?
WTF?
You know, if everyone didn’t shoot their load at night, some of you hosefochers would be around in the morning to keep me company.
And I wouldn’t have to go pierce my belly button to keep myself entertained.
That R. Lee Ermey video is too awesome. How much more perfect can he become?
Nah, I had a fucking ball posting from the bar. I was laughing my ass off at all of the hijinks. I even put a password on my poat for a bit. Hilarity ensued.
Car – was just looking at it on AOS, love it!
Yea, I saw the password thing – prompted me to send Rose another email asking for my f’n password.
Want an iphone. or an ipad.
Something.
sigh.
*looks at belly button.
What password do you need, t2d?
Well the FCC can just shut the interweb down now because there will never again be another blog post as good as this one.
the funniest thing about that last photo, is that the guy with the hatey fag sign is kinda dressed like a homo. NTTAWWT
What hetero man wears pants like that?
Dick, you just want me to shut up about it.
Little do you understand. That will only be the beginning. There will be pictures, discussions of whether it’s infected, endless regurgitations about how I almost passed out having it done.
Speculation as to what is next, whether tattoos will be added, etc.
na. I’m not a fan of tats. On me.
On that HUGE MUSCLEY GUY at the gym? Hubba hubba.
But then, he’d prolly look just as good w/o them.
*ponders.
HS – for POL and such
Email me your home address. I’m sending an ice pick and a paper punch.
I’m confuzzled. Which do I use? The ice pick or the paper punch?
t2d, you can’t get the passwords to PoL and Teh Yearbook until you submit photos. PJM is on some tear about n00bs not being added until they’ve been around a while. I guess you have to sweet talk her or something.
Rosetta does as he is told.
10-4, he asked for the pics as well and I submitted them. Wasn’t sure if I was being duped as a No0b or not….
Send em Dick – I’m feeling a little randy this morning!
What hetero man wears pants like that?
————-
“Honey, where is my God Hates Fags sign and my capris? It’s going to be a hot one, and I want to be comfortable!”
Totally gay.
Just in case you forgot what the left thinks of our soldiers:
http://is.gd/jM4Yu
Taxed – your pic isn’t up at POL so either Rosie was
1 – too drunk
b- too busy
Thirdly- forgot or
In conclusion-never got your email.
Or, Peej got to him. She’s on that tear. [shudder]
When we were looking to hire last year or so, my husband told me one of them was a just returned marine.
HIRE HIM, I told ’em. He did. He’s been a most excellent employee.
Most of them are just stupid kids who couldn’t get a job to begin with.
I got ten bucks that says this mother bastard works at a college.
Wow, seriously? What a bunch of ungrateful bastards.
I’ll do Carin’s belly button.
I got ten bucks that says this mother bastard works at a college.
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Funny, I thought the exact same thing. To be fair, there was one comment in about 3000 that stated hiring a vet was the best thing they did. Not bad for HP.
There are two joints in town that do piercings. One in the old downtown part and another right next to Starbucks.
It’s about 3 miles or 4 miles, depending on which i choose. One is brand new.
I’ll do Carin’s belly button.
*worries about what Hotspur means by that.
Dick – they really spit at you?! I never served, I would have proudly but other options presented themselves to me, but if I was just in an airport and saw that I would go batshit crazy on them. Sorry it happened to you.
I was in the LasVegas airport 2 weeks ago and I always walk up to soldiers, shake their hand and thank them for their service, the 2 guys that were with me had never seen that before and they started doing it as well. They said they never knew how to thank a soldier…
I am currently designing the home for Marcus Luttrell, the Lone Survivor – as well, I have offered my services to the Lone Survivor Foundation to design all of their facilities for the new ranch for free. It is the least I could do for those that fight on my behalf and to hear that people actually disrespect service men and women in that way just tears at my fiber…
Most of them are just stupid kids who couldn’t get a job to begin with.
I got ten bucks that says this mother bastard works at a college.
I was reading something linked by Puppy Blender this morning, about the ROI of going to college:
In comments – someone brought up the issue of class regarding college education. That a degree now has become our definitive class markers. Not that they weren’t, to an extent, before. But now – no matter how smart or self-educated you are – you are barred (basically) from certain jobs. Troubling is the idea that you cannot be a political figure w/o the degree.
Our political class then comes solely from the elite class, and will increasingly come from those ranks.
Lincoln. Self educated. Did pretty good for himself, if I say so.
These things bother me.
Especially considering that Universities have become a hive-mind of socialism.
* wonders why Dick is encouraging me to do something he’s tried to talk me out of for the last few days.
This isn’t one of those reverse psychology things, is it?
Why on the piercing kick Car in? I think I missed the introduction of this life changing decision. I bet its gonna hurt like a mother fucker.
I dunno. Just some wild idea I got.
My tummy has always been my worst attribute, but now it’s beginning to look respectable – after years of working at it.
Dick – can’t even tell you how sorry I am to hear stuff like that.
– after years of working at it.
– – – – – –
does that mean all male hostages should get their units pierced?
Comment by taxed2death on December 30, 2010 10:41 am
– after years of working at it.
– – – – – –
does that mean all male hostages should get their units pierced?
“playing with” and “working at” are not the same thing, and you know that.
* hangs head in defeat*
Dick, would you please tell me about the Nancy Pelosi/scrunt deal. I have had no tv or internet for 8 days and won’t have it up and running until tomorrow so I have no idea what’s going on in the political world (yeah!).
Would someone be so kind (or so jackass) to fill me in on what has gone on with the Hostages? Fights, killings, health reports, newbies, deaths, hilarity, etc.?
Also, who talked behind my back and what are their addresses?
SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!
I talked shit about Mare at least 2 times a day.
*tackles Mare and gives her “the Federalist #51”
Did the internet decide that we can’t say anything bad about our dear leaders?
Where you being sarcastic in your post?
“the Federalist #51″
A little to the left, Dave, thanks!
My left or your left?
Obama sucks balls – Pelosi licks bags – Reid is a used bagodouche….
my internets seem to be in working order.
Mare, I talked about you behind your back with abandon.
I’ll email you my address.
“My left or your left?”
HAHAHAHAHA…….my left.
I’m gassing up and heading to Lapeer, Carin.
Please have lunch ready.
YEA!
My plot worked perfectly.
*starts assembling cucumber sammiches
I think car in should get both halves of her upper labia majora pierced and then run a chain across connecting them. Belly button piercing is for sorority girls.
I’m definitely NOT subscribing to PD’s newsletter.
Early return trip to Louisiana canceled.
So, Ms. Mare, have you recovered from your ‘ I (heart) Rosetta’ tattoo experience? It was explained to us that was the reason for your absence.
For your information, the tat was, “I (heart) Rosetta’s jackass fat face.”
http://www.thelocal.se/31130/20101229/
My newsletter features pictures of starving ethiopian kids. As well as genital mutilation. So you might reconsider.
It’s gluten free as well.
http://www.thelocal.se/31130/20101229/
In obama’s America, penis amputates you.
I can’t believe I have to work for a living, just like you common swine.
This is an outrage.
Oh, and Good Morning.
>> HAHAHAHAHA…….my left.
ok, lessee.. right hand
Also, work is the curse of the drinking class.
Brisket is marinating. My hands smell of hickory, garlic and lemon.
Pomplamoose. Technically adept, craftsman-like, and bloodless.
Started to listen to their rendition of EWF’s September and shut it off.
Blandness, fetishized. Bleargh.
You admire the effort but you can’t shake ass to the result.
LauraW hates me!
*punches fist through drywall, walks out and slams the door*
>> You admire the effort but you can’t shake ass to the result.
then it’s pointless.
*fires up some Triumph
Love you MCPO, but somebody needs to tell that girl about the existence of other facial expressions.
They are very hard workers and very clean and efficient and they feel nothing.
This is how we end up with people getting put in ovens.
No offense.
You can’t “shake your ass” to Chopin and Bach either. Does that make it less interesting?
Peaches, Rosie say good morning.
Good morning, Cathy.
Did is miss a bar brawl? And it smells like beer puke here…
is – I (sheesh)
>> Does that make it less interesting?
Yes.
You can’t “shake your ass” to Chopin and Bach either. Does that make it less interesting?
Bach and EWF might have slightly different governing philosophies on executing a piece of music.
I did credit their craftsmanship.
*sits back and watches as the fight escalates.
I can’t believe she’s dissing your favorite band, Chief.
It’s a Thursday FiAF for me again today.
I’m going to make random pointless criticisms of everything MCPO likes until he shoots Rosetta in the face.
Pomplamoose is not my favorite band, but I find both the approach and execution intriguing. Some people hate all kinds of music I like, from Dwight Yokum to Rachmaninoff, so it shouldn’t surprise me.
Hi Carin!
*points at MCPO’s shoes*
You don’t wear those in public, do you?
I’m going to make random pointless criticisms of everything MCPO likes
Doesn’t matter. I still want to rub your hump with olive oil and basil.
But, you’re emotionally invested in them, Chief, and lauraw simply does not respect that.
Honestly, I’m shocked at her behavior.
HA! I’m not wearing shoes! These are shearling moccasin slippers!
Hi Larauw.
is that a new hump oil you’re using?
The smell is strangely offensive and pungent.
Well done.
* sits next to Car in
This place needs a Stick-Up.
This place needs a Stick-Up.
Hey!? My slippers don’t stink. I just have sweaty feet.
Thank you Carin.
Actually, it’s a mixture of mink oil and pigeon feces. I’m on an exfoliation/ moisturizing regime this week.
(snotty voice) By the way, if you love MCPO so much, why don’t you marry him?
(snotty voice) By the way, if you love MCPO so much, why don’t you marry him?
Because the bastard is pining away for Wiser.
I will be second fiddle to no one.
As to hump lubricant (vomits in mouth a little bit) Have you tried chicken feces? I have a source iffen you’re interested.
I love it when Laura is in “a mood”. Having a discussion with her like walking into a lesbo bar and asking .the chick wearing the combat boots and flannel shirt to slow dance.
I dunno, Laura – some of Bach’s bass lines are pretty catchy…..
And Beethoven was – at times – his century’s version of a rock star with his little ditties –
As for Chopin, well, sometimes a girl likes a tune she and her fella can slow dance to.
* sits next to Car in
This place needs a Stick-Up.
Tell Carin to press her knees together.
Tell Carin to press her knees together.
*tries to put knees together. They pop right open again.
Sorry. They’re stuck this way.
* does a sniff-check in arm-pits
* straightens skirt
* checks for hang-nails
Feel enormously lazy today and there’s so much work coming in.
MCPO once told me he hates Portuguese food.
Feel enormously lazy today and there’s so much work coming in.
I’d fly in and help you if I had wings, My Darling.
MCPO once told me he hates Portuguese food.
he was just trying to impress you.
Wiser – Laura knows that is a lie.
Some of us have spent more than 5 years on the Iberian Peninsula. . .
he was just trying to impress you.
I already so impressed by MCPO, there’s nothing more he can do to make me more impressed
My Aunt Maria Amelia can kill a man with a sharpened Littleneck shell in three seconds.
Wiser – Laura knows that is a lie.
No she doesn’t. You forget, underneath all that rancid hump-meat and pigeon feces beats the brain of a woman.
And they are notoriously simple.
I already so impressed by MCPO, there’s nothing more he can do to make me more impressed
What if he could play the oboe?
Good morning everyone, Hey Lauraw, there’s always tomorrow :-)
Words to live by.
Some of us have spent more than 5 years on the Iberian Peninsula. . .
What you do with you penis is of no concern to me….
*dispatches team of little old Portuguese lady assassins to Wiser’s house*
*notes on calendar not to buy linguica for a while*
Gonna make a sammich
What if he could play the oboe?
Actually, that would not surprise me in the least.
I’ve met a few male oboe players and not one of them has been straight.
*dispatches team of little old Portuguese lady assassins to Wiser’s house*
What the hell are all those miniature goats doing coming down the street?
Gonna make a sammich
I believe that is “code” for practicing his oboe.
Hey Lauraw, there’s always tomorrow :-)
Words to live by.
“Always?”
Ya know, you say that, but I think I might have to disagree…..
Car in, just my opinion…..leave your belly button pure as God sewed it.
While I don’t really have an issue with such things, including tasteful tattoos, the human body, in it’s own beautiful work of art way, doesn’t need added adornment.
I believe that is “code” for practicing his oboe.
And “practicing his oboe” is code for “watching the young men at the local YMCA shower.”
beats the brain of a woman.
And they are notoriously simple.
Uh, huh. So why do men fear, rage, worship, us?
Car in, against protests my oldest daughter got a very small piercing in her nose. I still have something against piercings but this was rather tastefully done.
I think she has one in her belly button too.
If it makes you feel good and it’s something you want to do. Go for it.
After all, there might not be a tomorrow.
Uh, huh. So why do men fear, rage, worship, us?
I’ll give you one guess.
My work schedule for the next two weeks sucks ass in a bad way. If it is not ‘fixed’, I’m thinking I have a three day weekend coming up.
What the hell are all those miniature goats doing coming down the street?
They might be having some hormone issues, okay?? They’re old.
But they don’t need estrogen or natural hips to kill you!
They might be having some hormone issues, okay??
It looks like they have baby monkeys riding on their backs…..
I’ll give you one guess.
The hoo-ha and the resulting berating to the grave in exchange for ignoring the rest.
I was told that if we kept our availability open, our hours wouldn’t get cut as bad as someone who had availability issues.
So then why does the gal, who won’t work Sundays and Mondays or after 6pm on any day, gets more hours than say myself, who has no restrictions, except overnight?
*runs out to buy lottery ticket*
Beasn – It’s because your life sucks and your bosses are idiots. Or, was your question rhetorical?
Because they lied to you beasn.
I used to be available to work days – so they’d bone me and give me all days. You don’t make shit working days bartending.
You can’t be the nice guy when it comes to accomodating the schedule makers.
car in, supposedly they let the computer generate the schedule because the managers are soooooooooooo busy walking around with clipboards or sitting in their office. Our manager said she will get to it……um, when, the new week begins Saturday.
Thing is, the bakery does not have the same hours as the rest of the store.
I’m not sure the higher ups know that of the four cake decorators, only two do any decorating. The other two have to be kept away from the cakes because they screw them up so bad……one doesn’t want to decorate anymore but because of hope and change, if she changes anything to do with her position – as in moving to another easier part of the bakery, she will lose her full time status…….the other one is just a fat slacker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsMIuuV05uc&playnext=1&list=PLFB2A700B1A28B590&index=3
Beasn that sounds so much like the retail store I used to work at years ago. I was one of those dumbasses with the clipboard. And I remember the computerized scheduling very well. God that brings back memories I’ve been trying to forget.
Ok, who is the ass hole that put the camera in my bedroom and how did the pic end up here?
Wheres my right to privacy for fucks sake…
Ladies call me…
I got out of bed at the crack of 11 for this shit?
I guess I just stabbed this poor little poat in the liver…
Yes you did. Do you feel bad about what you did?
No. It’s not like I ate its liver with fava beasn and a nice chianti.
Hi Lips. Hi Brad.
This place needed some new blood.
But spilled blood?
*cleanup in aisle 13*
Morning, Cathy.
Have you killed any banana plants today?
Why not?
I got up at the crack of 10 and could have used more. My cold of TWO WEEKS AGO is mostly gone except for the lingering ass kicks.
A nap is in order.
remorse is for suckers.
Taxed2Death (recent picture) is now in POL.
I’m not bleeding on it. I don’t know where it’s been.
xbrad?
Hi Cathy! Boy I could use your super-dooper sewing machine today. I have to decorate a square of fabric that will be part of my honorary niece’s bat mitzvah quilt gift thing.
Banana plants got kilt weeks ago. Dave advised me they needed to come down before the first freeze so that they would grow back. If the plants freeze, I guess the roots die.
My lovely machete has been cleaned, sharpened, and put away.
Wish I could help you, Lips. When is the bat mitzvah?
My lovely machete has been cleaned, sharpened, and put away.
I do love me some Texas wimmins.
T2D, I think it is awesome that you are designing Marcus Luttrell’s home. I’m constantly amazed at how generous so many people are.
The dust bunnies under my bed…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmts3jhp8Gk&feature=player_embedded
Beasn, the Tarsiers were actually the name of a longtime Navy fighter squadron.
Lipstick, if you have time for me to mail you something, just tell me the size of the square, what color fabric you want, and what you want on it and I’ll do it for you and mail it to you.
xbrad – It’s really very humbling working with him. He’s a great guy. He’ll have plenty of room in his new house to get comfortable in…. well over 10,000 sq. ft.!
T2D, I actually haven’t gotten around to reading his book. So many of the current crop of books are just too much for me to read.
I made it about halfway through David Bellavia’s House to House and had to put it down.
Once you start Lone Survivor, you won’t put it down – its that good. I wish I knew how to post pics on here, I’d show you my autographed copy!
My 17 year old son is reading it right now.
http://lonesurvivorfoundation.org/ – Here’s a great organization to get behind.
Ask Teresa to show you how to post pics.
Yeah, I hear she’s a whiz.
Lipstick, if you have time for me to mail you something, just tell me the size of the square, what color fabric you want, and what you want on it and I’ll do it for you and mail it to you.
Cathy, you are the wonderfulest person in the world and I love you! Unfortunately, I totally forgot about this project and am now late. Today will be a trip to Michael’s (the craft store) to buy supplies and tonight and tomorrow will be spent trying to be creative.
You are so kind to offer — big hug and kiss!
xbrad, put all your other reads aside and pick up Luttrell’s. And some Kleenex. Those will be for your tears for a change. My son and husband read it when it came out. The son can’t believe they haven’t made a movie out of it yet – which they put on hold? Probably to do with stupid Hollyweird potilicts. Stoopid asses.
taxed, how is Mark doing? Did he get another dog? Does he have a girlfriend? Not that I expect you to know or inquire like a nosey old biddy as myself would have tried to find out.
And some Kleenex. Those will be for your tears for a change.
HAHAHAHAHA!
If Carin shows back up, tell her I’ll get my nose pierced the same day she gets her belly button done.
beasn – he did get another dog, almost right away – named Rigby. An awesome yellow lab that never leaves his side. He just got married at the end of November and he and wife are expecting child number 1 already!
The movie is currently in production, I got to meet Jim Caveizel, who will be portraying Marcus in it. No idea when it will be out, they said 2011, but who knows… I actually got the chance to work with Marcus because of his wife, I was designing her new home as her and Marcus got together watched as the whole relationship unfolded. Quite amazing!
Kleenex? Who needs Kleenex for that?
That’s what drapes are for.
Caveziel grew up about 10 miles from me.
“I got to meet Jim Caveizel”
Suddenly hates T2D with the white hot burning of 100,000 Suns.
Lone Survivor = unbelievable book (in a good way). I know it can’t compare, but it feels like he walks you through SEAL training.
When it gets to Afghanistan, you have to really open your mind, to comprehend what they went through. It’s that good.
we need a Caveziel HHD he is YUMMY
“I got to meet Jim Caveizel”
Suddenly hates T2D with the white hot burning of 100,000 Suns.
– – – – –
My wife seemed to enjoy meeting him quite a bit, that night proved to be rather special ;-)
I’m fine. I am just having mild anxiety attacks and supposedly deep breathing exercises will help to calm the adrenaline rush
There. Better to know.
I’m sad, though. I thought Caviezel would be perfect to play Mitch Rapp in the Vince Flynn movies. Now they won’t cast him.
Oh well, he might as well play the real life version of Mitch Rapp, I suppose.
Who would win in a fight, Mitch Rapp or Scot Harvath? My money’s on Rapp.
“that night proved to be rather special ;-) ”
Hahahahaha
That makes me very happy that he is married with a baby on the way. He deserves that. Babies are the epitome of everything good.
Taxed, next time you see him, give him and huge hug and thank you from me and my family.
will do, count on delivery in about 3 weeks.
if your facebook inclined – go on there and friend him, he doesn’t decline anyone and is always on there posting updates of his travels.
Sohos, darilin’, what’re you anxious about? Stop worrying…..
XBrad, Hotspur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hae6PlPYA&feature=player_embedded
T2D, you are a prince among men, sir. This place seems to be crawling with them…..
MJ, check your e-mail – I wrote you a book…..
OK, chores all done. Time to chillax.
Thanks Teresa, very kind.
LaPorte 78 right? Do you know the Hoessel’s?
Who would win in a fight, Mitch Rapp or Scot Harvath? My money’s on Rapp.
Mitch, easily. Scott has too much of a conscious.
I just went on Marcus’ facechimp page. Looks like his baby has arrived. It was updated on Tues.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=478839593405&set=a.478839588405.255455.63643878405
beasn – that is a friend of theirs, I assure you – she is only about 6 weeks at this point.
Okay taxed, that would have been some kind of coinkydink.
Dick – Talking about being surrounded by loony leftists in Delaware.
Ezra Klein is a skinny little shit stain and some one needs to shove a woodchipper down his throat.
http://www.breitbart.tv/liberal-star-blogger-ezra-klein-constitution-has-no-binding-power-on-anything-confusing-because-its-over-100-years-old/
Ezra Klein is a skinny little shit stain and some one needs to shove a woodchipper down his throat.
*raises hand to volunteer*
Can we shove Ezra Klein’s throat down a woodchipper instead? I’m thinking since other parts of his anatomy would have to precede the throat, we could take care of a buncha stuff all at once…..
T2D – the name “Hoessel” doesn’t SOUND familiar; I knew some “Hoehn”s, though. I’d have to go look in my yearbook to see. LPHS had about 1400-1600 students at the time (my class was around 350 strong), so there are lots of folks I never even met…..
Hotspur – Did you see my response to the Klein stupidity at SondraK’s?
TiFW – We only had about 420 in my entire High School. Bunch of farmer’s kids and fringe suburbanites.
Hotspur – Did you see my response to the Klein stupidity at SondraK’s?
No I picked up the link at Drudge. I’ll go check her site out. Haven’t been there today. Don’t tell her I said so.
T2D, SRSLY? I thought we played Rayburn in 5A competition – there were 4 Pasadena schools in our “division”, and I would have sworn that was one of them…..
The indians had a good technique that would work well for Klein. Tie him to a stake in the woods. Slit his abdomen open then stretch his gut out about fifty feet. Then leave him to watch the coyotes eat all fifty feet of it, then the rest of him. Slow and easy, sorta greasy.
TiFW – Rayburn, Pasadena, Dobie, Deer Park, LaPorte, Galena Park, South Houston and ?(baytown) made up 23-5A back then.
I was utterly worthless today at work. Should have just taken PTO.
I don’t care how nasty a person is, a well placed bullet, make the deed done in seconds. That flaying like a fish and gut unraveling thing gives me the willies.
I’m against the death penalty, but I would be all for hooking the killer up to the electric chair, then getting ready to pull the switch and saying “Nahhh, not now, later.” Then make him clean up his own puddle and poop. You could keep it up for months.
Or, you could do what they did to Blackbeard and bury him up to his neck on the beach and let the crabs chew his face off.
God, I’m a sadistic fuck.
Welcome to the Dark Side, boys and girls – glad to have you on board…..
http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2010/12/twenty-five-democratic-state-legislators-have-switched-parties
With all due respect and said with love, you sirs are sick bastards.
If there is going to be any killing, make it quick and be done with it. No time wasting or insanity making or soul killing.
I’m not much of a sadist unless it’s personal. I believe in allowing victims the opportunity to carry out the penalty as they see fit, otherwise I’m all for a 9mm behind the ear.
Hahahaha
Here we are dreaming up cruel and unusual punishment for a guy who says the constitution is hard to understand.
On that note, I have some crap to return to the store.
Oh, and I just checked….they changed my work schedule. WOOT!
Hotspur, for idiots like that, I prefer banising them to countries like Liberia or Pahkeestahn. Let the fuckers beg for some kind of rule of law or hot water.
……..banishing…….
I’m going to compensate for my crappy work day by watching educational videos on YouTube.
He should volunteer to take over Daniel Pearl’s old assignment.
Then set him on fire.
Or take him bungee jumping and tell him to pick from three bungee cords, only one of which is short enough.
Hahahahaha
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/
You guys don’t know nothin bout nothin. All of your methods kill too quickly.
Give him an IV injection of platypus venom (works directly on the nerve endings) and leave him in a room with a loaded .357. He should last a couple of hours, at least.
Platypus venom? Is that what oozes out of Laura’s hump?
I substitute platypus venom for vermouth in martinis. It’s a bad time to give me a loaded .357
My substitute ophthalmologist today told me she thought I looked a great deal like Jeff Bridges. I thanked her for her delusion and looked around the room to see if I could find whatever she had been smoking.
I have never had a martini.
True Grit review anyone? Anyone???
Give him an IV injection of platypus venom (works directly on the nerve endings) and leave him in a room with a loaded .357. He should last a couple of hours, at least.
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With the walls plastered with naked pictures of Helen Thomas in a snow storm.
One of John Wayne’s best roles.
Uh …. thanks for that, HS.
Thanks, Dick. I plan to see it.
If Matt Damon is in it, I’ll just wait til I can steal it off the net. That cumguzzler gets none of my money.
I can wait.
If I have to discount a player for their political status, I’d never be able to go see another movie or listen to good music ever again.
+1048576 Nobels! Until Bill Whittle gets Declaration Entertainment up and running, this is just the way it has to be.
I have never had a martini.
Me neither, unless I mixed one by mistake. What’s in one?
If I have to discount a player for their political status, I’d never be able to go see another movie or listen to good music ever again.
I pretty much don’t. I used to feel like I was missing out, but then every movie was 3D and cost $11 a seat. Fuck that.
I’m on Hotspur’s side, also. I can see the movie in the theatre, but that doesn’t mean I have to buy the DVD/Blu Ray, or rent it outright (redbox instead of netflix).
For movies I like, and agree with the message, I also put my money where my mouth is. I went right out and bought The Blind Side and Book of Eli on Blu Ray as soon as they were on sale, didn’t even wait for a sale. I wanted their sales to go up.
“What’s in one?”
Gin and ice.
You have to scare the martini with the threat of vermouth, too. Wave the bottle in front of the shaker. Otherwise it’s just a cold glass of gin.
Presentation is half the taste!
Oh, I’ve had cold gin. I never had a bottle of vermouth to threaten it with, though, so I’ve never had a martini.
Taxed I may have missed it but did you go to LaPorte or Pasadena high school?
T2D – I might have missed it but are you a tranny or a sequential hermaphrodite?
I liked the Book of Eli. Great plot twist.
I loved The Book of Eli.
New poat is up.
Finally found someone who liked The Book of Eli
Both the wife and myself thought it was one of the best movies we’ve seen in a while.