A tribute to all our lovely Hostagettes

Theme song

A girl has to get home, after all

Mess with drunk Hostagettes at your own peril

WTF was that noise?

278 Comments

  1. I’ll watch these after I’m done with this 14 hour lecture series.

  2. Yay! Drunk wimmens!!!

  3. Taken from the last poat:

    T2D – I might have missed it but are you a tranny or a sequential hermaphrodite?

  4. Well done, clint!

  5. Speaking of martinis and drunk women, this was your mom at my house last night:

  6. Hopefully taxed will answer here not there

  7. Sup ninjas!

  8. It’s a real shame that image fell off the reading pane. I’d like to see the rest.

  9. Mother of the Year, how many stitches?

  10. N/M, I figured out how to see it.

  11. Howdy pjm I have to go to grocery store and cook dinner and I don’t want to

  12. I luvs drunk girls. Iffin it weren’t for drunk girls, college would have sucked.

  13. I may get myself permanently banned from this site with my next sentence:

    I have never been drunk in the entire 50 years that I have lived on this planet.

  14. Well I’m at the ER waiting to see if Gavin needs stitches, but now that I’m here, I’m thinkin not.

    The bleeding has stopped.

    Graham was carrying Gavin and Gavin had his hands around Graham’s neck, choked off his air supply, they both fell and hit their heads.

    How’s that sound? I figure the more elaborate, the better, am i right? Am I right?

  15. I have gone 50 hours I think.

  16. Awright, which one of youse guys was acting up last week?

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/flier-blames-tabasco-spill-lewd-act

  17. TiFW – Really? Interesting lifestyle choice on your part.

  18. I have never been drunk in the entire 50 years that I have lived on this planet.

    Form what I’ve read, alcohol cures CD.

  19. PJ, ALWAYS tell the truth as you know it – you aren’t going to get in any trouble that way.

    Head wounds are (as you no doubt already know) much bloodier than the actual cuts would indicate. I hit myself in the head with the trunk lock mechanism one time, and bled like a stuck pig.

    Couldn’t even figure out where the cut was…..

  20. TiFW, this may explain your gluten issue.

  21. TiFW – Really? Interesting lifestyle choice on your part.

    Not really – alcoholism runs on my father’s side of the family (I’ve never seen my dad drink, PTL), and I’m addictive enough already; don’t need something that could hurt other people added to the mix…..

  22. I have never been drunk in the entire 50 years that I have lived on this planet.

    Actually, neither have I.

    *snicker*

  23. *Kabbbbbbbbooooooooooommmmmmmmm!*

    *Examines grease spot made by the lightning strike where Wiser used to be.*

  24. I have never been drunk in the entire 51 years that I have lived on this planet when I was on Mars.

  25. “*Kabbbbbbbbooooooooooommmmmmmmm!* *Examines grease spot
    made by the lightning strike where Wiser used to be.*”

    HAHAHAHA!

  26. *Examines grease spot made by the lightning strike where Wiser used to be.*

    Okay, okay….. maybe once…..

  27. I keep trying to quit drinking, but not because I have a drunkenness issue, I just think it might be hurting my fat loss/muscle gain.

  28. alcoholism runs on my father’s side of the family

    Mine too.

    And who the hell do I think I am to get in the way of a family tradition?

  29. **checks videos

    **breathes sigh of relief

  30. Okay, okay….. maybe once…..

    If I never actually sober up, it only counts as “once”, right?

  31. Gavin’s good. I’m getting liquored up when I get home.

    I have been drunk the entire 50 years I’ve been on this planet and I’m not stopping now

  32. clint forgot this clip:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCBigLNCGg

  33. Not you, Roamy? Darn.

  34. PJM is 50?

  35. I’ve been drunk twice in my life but never like the above. I might have wound up on the floor but only because I kilt my liver and felt very very ill. Which was considerably dumb as in I can’t stand the taste of liquor.

    Other than those two nights I’ve only had two other girlie drinks in my entire life.

  36. I HATE being drunk I LOVE drinking

  37. And my ass never fell out of my pants.

  38. Other than those two nights I’ve only had two other girlie drinks in my entire life.

    things are becoming so incredibly clear to me now…….

  39. <PJM is 50?

    nah, she just looks it.

    *whispers* (she drinks, ya know.)

  40. Leon, I killed my fair share of brain cells in college days. Only the strong survive!!!!

    Almost got my ass kicked for letting my mouth run while brain was in neutral. I tried to behave myself after that, except for New Year’s Eve 1988. Boo-yah.

  41. And my ass never fell out of my pants.

    Yes, but did anyone ever manage to talk you out of them?

  42. Speaking of martinis and drunk women, this was your mom at my house last night:

    Nope. That ankle isn’t scarred nearly enough.

  43. Yes, but did anyone ever manage to talk you out of them?

    Nope, I’m rather stubborn.

    *marinates wiser in 90 proof*

    *lights a match*

  44. *marinates wiser in 90 proof*

    *lights a match*

    heh.

    Like I’ve never done that to myself……

  45. You can tell when SoHoS has reached her limit. . . her eyes get tiny.

  46. things are becoming so incredibly clear to me now…….

    First time I was 14 and the 21 year old up the street gave us Mad Dog. BLECHHH! He must have thought he was going to get lucky, the moron.

    Second time was with a bottle of vodka.

    I didn’t like the taste before and I can’t stand the smell now. It stimulates my puke muscle.

  47. A few of those girls used to come to our frat parties.

  48. “PJM is 50?”

    Sorry Leon, I meant 57

  49. V’da is the easiest to drink, Beasn. The good stuff doesn’t really have a flavor, and the shitty stuff is kind of like rubbing alcohol.

  50. PJ is a lying sack, leon. She is 30 something.

  51. No fair telling secrets MCPO… We are about to watch SALT (everyone together now)

  52. SoHoS – MWAAAH!

  53. Almost got my ass kicked for letting my mouth run while brain was in neutral.

    I’m pretty sure if I’d taken the SAT while tipsy, I’d have maxed the verbal and bombed the math. I’d also have laughed loudly while doing so, because I’m a geeeeeenyus.

  54. He must have thought he was going to get lucky, the moron.

    Hmm, must have been the same guy who fixed a rum-and-Coke for me. Half and half.

  55. All I know BiW is that I can feel the fumes exit my ears. Very strange sensation.

    I knew a few of those girls that went to your frat parties. Made me stop going myself because 1.) it was incredbily stupid behavior, 2.) to the point of black-outs, 3.) they had a bad habit of leaving your ass behind without a ride.

    Even turned me off the sorority I joined. They’d bitch out a newbie for not representing their brand in a proper way at the same time keeping the whole house up while getting screamingly boinked. (I lived in the dorm, not the house, due to my job).

  56. Hmm, must have been the same guy who fixed a rum-and-Coke for me. Half and half.

    Pshaw. That’s nothing. I had a friend whose idea of a screwdriver was enough OJ to make the vodka orange and no more.

  57. My fraternity has a bad reputation for drinking. But, to be fair, we went long stretches without any alcohol at all. We substituted with drinks we called, “Joe” and “bug juice”. When we did imbibe, we did have a tendency to over -indulge.

  58. Beasn, have me tell you about our Nuclear Fallout Party some time.

  59. Ok…the boy isn’t here, so I’magonna go play his “Big Game Hunter” game on the Wii.

  60. Beasn, I had a sorority girl for a roommate one year. She went out one Friday evening, beautifully dressed to the nines – matching hat and shoes, gorgeous dress. Came home at 2 AM, carrying her shoes, wearing her coat and not another stitch of clothing. Three different guys brought her clothes back.

  61. A fine example of our government at work MCPO.

    Our State DOT advertises on the radio. I am sure it’s money well spent, I mean if it were not for those ad’s I might register my car at a different DOT.

  62. Epitomizes the utter waste of government.

  63. They should follow that up with Poop-in-toiletsington.

  64. Wash your junk-ington.

  65. Makes sense that it’s D’OH!.wa.gov

  66. Wrap-that-rascalton.

  67. ok, what’d I miss. Did anyone get drunk and pee their pants?

    Did that chick in the video above? I couldn’t take watching her anymore. I only held on as long as I did in the hopes she’d wet herself

  68. Wrap-that-Hoverround?

  69. Heard this on the radio this morning.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCjYwqkEIOI

  70. Does your cat look like Hitler?

    http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigbest.pl?1

  71. I had a sorority girl for a roommate one year. She went out one Friday evening, beautifully dressed to the nines – matching hat and shoes, gorgeous dress. Came home at 2 AM, carrying her shoes, wearing her coat and not another stitch of clothing. Three different guys brought her clothes back.

    dang, I’d ask you if her name was Shauna, but I’m pretty sure, at least I think I’ve never been in a sorority

  72. STFU pj.

    How’s the wounded kid?

  73. PJ, you need one of these http://imgur.com/yRZXW

  74. I had my doggie date with the girl that adopted Chester. It went well.
    Zeke had a date too.
    DSC_9294

  75. On the one hand, I dont’ know what possessed me to join a sorority in the first place, as I’m more of a loner independent type of person. On the other hand, it did pay off in that I was given a scholarship in my area of study from an alumni of that sorority.

  76. Zeke impressing Chester with his moves
    DSC_9284

  77. Vman – Nice pictures!

  78. Thank you MCPO

  79. Peej, what happened to your kid?

    Vmax, great pictures.

    Scott, awwww

  80. Chester giving Zeke the stink eye
    DSC_9280

  81. Serious question: Any of you Texas numbnuts know where a guy with 20 years experience kicking the shit out of health insurance companies could show up down there and pull down 35 or 40K while he gets his feet under him?

    I think I just got some really bad news, and there are zero jobs in Ohio.

  82. HM,
    I was born and raised in Akron. Where about are you living?

    I applied to 5 jobs this week. All of them had over 50 other people applying for it.

  83. Get a room!
    DSC_9275

  84. Uh oh. CT sucks but I think we still are the insurance capital of the country.

  85. PJ, you need one of these http://imgur.com/yRZXW
    awwwwwwwwwwwwww, I WANT!!

    *wonders if pjd would notice

    Gavin’s fine. Graham had him on his back swinging on this thing http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/5307759123/ only that’s Madeleine obviously. Gavin had his arms around Graham’s neck and made Graham pass out and they both hit their heads on that little area you can see in the right hand side of the picture

    I picked Gavin up and rubbed his head to see if he had a bump, pulled my hand back and there was blood ALL over my hand. I was thinking it was maybe “just a flesh wound”, but it was about 1 inch long and if he hadn’t just gotten that http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/5308358266/ I wouldn’t have been so paranoid.

    Well that and I was ready to just leave the E.R. and Graham says, “Remember that actor’s wife who fell on her head and everyone thought she was just fine and then she keeled over and died?”

    So yeah, I stayed at the E.R.

  86. I’m between Dayton and Cinti here. Wilmington area. The economy would be moribund if it improved about 50%. There’s no money here.

    What I’ve done is fairly specialized. Lots of litigation, bankruptcy, contract negotiation, and being a general asshole on an account-by-account basis.

    In my spare time I dissect cats.

  87. Ouch Gman!
    Give him a kiss for me PJM!

  88. Never seen a greyhound off leash. Sure its not a Whippet?

  89. For enough money to feed us while I get my feet, I’d dig ditches, fluff elephants, etc.

  90. Well I’m glad Glarvin and Granola are ok.

  91. Oh Herr, that’s not good.

  92. I think Pupster is close to Dayton HM. I am drunk and could be wrong.

    A flock of Golden’s!
    DSC_9308

  93. Get a room!

    oh it’s kinda trippy the way they’re all the same color

  94. Oh Herr, that’s not good.

    When I say there are no jobs here, there are none. Nada, zip, bupkus. The guy that runs the carryout nearby advertised for somebody part-time while he had knee surgery. $7.00 and hour. He had 35 applicants. There is nothing here for anybody for the foreseeable future.

  95. From the photos I take it Chester is Zeke’s boss.

  96. I was not paying all that attention Scottw. But it was bigger than any Whippet I have seen.

    Zeke and Aphrodite, Chester’s female alpha in a home of 3 goldens and 1 Aussie
    DSC_9277

  97. When I say there are no jobs here, there are none. Nada, zip, bupkus. The guy that runs the carryout nearby advertised for somebody part-time while he had knee surgery. $7.00 and hour. He had 35 applicants. There is nothing here for anybody for the foreseeable future.

    I hear you. When PJD’s workplace had an opening, there were around 30+ applicants with multiple degrees and such.

    *still picturing beasn as a pledge
    *snickers

  98. Well it looks like UConn girls go to 91-0. They are currently beating the crap out of Sacred Heart, 40-9 in the first half.

  99. He was not at the time Scott, however none from Zeke.

    Zeke was skeered, (I have not taken him to the dog park in about a year. He was unsure of himself.

    Check your fly dude!
    DSC_9272

  100. When they open a fast food joint and 350+ people show up to get an application, you know times are tough.

  101. Here’s the biggest whippet I’ve ever seen vmax

    actually though, that dog looked like a whippet to me too vmax

  102. Zeke and Jessy.
    DSC_9314

  103. Pupster’s in Columbus.

    RACIST!

  104. I was ready to just leave the E.R. and Graham says, “Remember that actor’s wife who fell on her head and everyone thought she was just fine and then she keeled over and died?”

    That was shocking and a lesson for all of us.

    Vegas is a ghost town job-wise too.

  105. I never thought about it, but I learned today that college grads looking for work are not counted as unemployed. Sounds like most recent college grads have moved back home to moms basement.

  106. Eh. Just looking on Monster there’s a ton of lower level shit in my field in TX. Of course, it’s all in fucking Dallas.

  107. Ok I will re title it.
    but I sure thought it was a brown greyhound. We have lots and lots of greyhounds here because of all of the greyhound racing tracks.
    The pic on the right
    http://www.great-greyhound.org/successstories.htm

  108. That was shocking and a lesson for all of us.

    It traumatized me………and makes me freaking paranoid.

    *rocks back and forth, sucks thumb

  109. What is that pretty, hispanic actress who plays the girlfriend in Hitch, name?

  110. More Bromance
    DSC_9273

  111. *still picturing beasn as a pledge
    *snickers

    Snicker all you want, I would have walked had they tried to make me pick up grapes with my ‘cheeks’. Pledging was pretty uneventful. Having my tuition paid was worth the silliness.

  112. SoHoS – Eva Mendes?

  113. Chester!
    DSC_9310

  114. Zeke is nervous, but Chester looks quite relaxed.

  115. Okay, I’m down for the count. Something is trying to kick my ass and I need to get my nightly routine done early.

    Herr, I will be praying for you. You will make something happen. If I hear about anything here, I’ll holler. Take care.

  116. Pledging was pretty uneventful. Having my tuition paid was worth the silliness.

    Dang. I guess these means we won’t see any pledge photos coming out of the wood work any time soon.

    It’s a damn shame.

  117. Does anyone understand half of what this man is saying? Seriously. I hoping for this scathing review of Hollywood stars, but I’m not getting it

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342604/Film-critic-exposes-Angelina-Jolie-Keira-Knightley-Hollywood-stars.html

  118. Thanks!!!

  119. Thanks, beasn.

  120. I saw that PJM, and thought it was lame.

    But I could give a rats ass about celebrity crap.
    Except when they are nekked womens!

  121. PJM- He’s saying that most of them are lucky, untalented hacks with minimal higher brain function.

  122. He said the zombie apocalypse is nigh.

    Nigh is a Brit term.

  123. He said I kick ass.

  124. He also said to master the art of butterfly bandages. They are just as good as stitches.

  125. He said “Gwinneth” is a good name for your 14th kid.

  126. (assuming you aren’t concerned with scars)

  127. Meh, screw scars. I’m going with butterfly bandages next time. Seriously though, I’m not usually rushy, rushy to the E.R., for some reason I panicked a little today.

  128. He said “Gwinneth” is a good name for your 14th kid.

    He did not. He said 8th, I heard him.

  129. Did anybody _______ (verb) anybody else in the ________ (body part) with a ________ (noun) today?

  130. Zeke and Jessie
    DSC_9314

  131. http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/commercials/Achuu/
    Why won’t this damn cold go away?

  132. Scars are cool for guys. Not so much for teh girls.

  133. I threw (verb) a tennis ball at Zekes (body part)
    head with a (noun) Tennis Ball today Sean.

    Did my HTML work?

  134. Ooooh!!!! Mad Libs! I got detention for playing that.

    let’s see, (verb) thump, (body part) kidney, (noun) Argentinean lake duck.

  135. My last major head injury was in college, I fell out of a car.

    I slid across the street until a curb knocked me out.

  136. OMG!! I LOVE THIS GAME!!!

    Verb: confess

    Body part: muscle

    noun: douchebag

    Did anybody confess anybody else in the muscle with a douchebag today?

    Huh, just didn’t work

  137. 1984 Marietta OH, Vmax might have seen it.

  138. Heheh Romy
    Lake ducks!!!!!!!!!!!!

  139. oh good, romy thought of the name. I couldn’t remember

  140. night beasn!

  141. caress, larynx, machete

  142. My last major head injury (I don’t count the infamous “backhoe” incident) was in 1978 with the steering wheel of a 65 Chrysler.

    Three inch cut across the top of my scalp.. it’ll be an awesome scar you can see if I ever go bald.

    Which I won’t.

  143. I know this is old, but I just saw it and it’s made me laugh and laugh and laugh
    http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/

  144. Verb: wallop

    Body part: face

    noun: fresh salmon

    Did anybody wallop anybody else in the face with a fresh salmon today?

  145. Man, I can’t even remember how many head injuries I’ve had.

    Wait, is that bad?

  146. btw, it’s satire

  147. “Scars are cool for guys. Not so much for teh girls.”

    I beg to differ. ;)

  148. shoot, face, bag of dicks

  149. Scars are hot PA.

    Dave has issues.

  150. Only another Sailor will get this one: I knocked myself out hurrying to my GQ station by miscalculating the rates of closure and my height while traversing a “knee knocker” on the O-3 level.

  151. I meant head/face scars.

    *takes action photos of PA

    I don’t even know what that means.

  152. verb:scuttle
    body part:groin
    noun:carseat

    Did anybody scuttle anybody else in the groin with a carseat today?

    ok, well that one was better

  153. Ummmmm I disagree as well ;)

  154. “knee knocker”

    Is that one of those oval hatchways that can be sealed to compartmentalize the ship?

  155. I remember bouncing my head off the roof of a 70 Cadillac coup de ville with a 472 in it. At about 130 mph. There were 3 dents in the roof, but no scars for me.

    I count that as a head injury, cause it hurt!

  156. Sean, punching the clown until it hurts when you piss is not a “head injury”

  157. 1984 in Marietta
    Dayum I was 14 years off Scott.

  158. Tomorrow is going to kick ass just because it can’t compare to last year.

    * Hopes gut doesn’t explode while asleep *

  159. Did anybody punch anybody else in the clown with a piss today?

  160. Well it looks like UConn girls go to 91-0. They are currently beating the crap out of Sacred Heart, 40-9 in the first half.

    ???

    UConn women are playing Stanford right now on ESPN2 and are currently losing 24 to 17 with 8:36 left in the first period

  161. Sorry, Herr.

  162. So Herr, when you say you think you might have heard bad news or you know you heard bad news? Maybe you were dozing off at work and had a bad dream?

    Course if you were dozing off you prolly deserve to get the ax. Why the hell were you sleeping at work?

    That doesn’t seem like a smart thing to do in this economy.

  163. I’ll know more tomorrow. Apparently, there will be no paycheck tomorrow.

  164. HM, sorry to hear you’re news.

    It sucks, I know. I been dealing with this fucking shitty job market nationwide for over 6 months now.

  165. Why the hell were you sleeping at work?

    Then where do sleep, Lil Miss Knowitall?

  166. Then where do sleep, Lil Miss Knowitall?

    You got a very valid point there.

  167. HM, shoot me an e-mail at wiserbud at gmail. I might…. emphasis…. “MIGHT” know someone who could use your skills.

  168. I hate blogging from my phone what did I miss about Herr?

  169. HM, sorry to hear you’re news.

    That there is a great typo.

  170. Apparently, there will be no paycheck tomorrow

    aw, that sucks. :(

    glad you had Christmas, but I’m sorry this is happening to you at all

  171. This: http://tinyurl.com/29syrdv is a knee knocker

  172. WTF? I have been watching CTSPN, they are showing an old game!

  173. That there is a great typo.

    dammit. I was just going into fix that too.

    oh well.

  174. what did I miss about Herr?

    Genitalia reduction. I’m within 2 standard deviations of the man now.

  175. WTF? I have been watching CTSPN, they are showing an old game!

    ayup.

  176. Speaking of typos, that would be “mean”. “Mean”.

  177. SoHoS – Herr is hairy. . . and may have lost his job. With two wives and 9 kids to support, he’s kinda bummed.

  178. I hate blogging from my phone what did I miss about Herr?

    I’m guessing he got laid off.

  179. Sean, punching the clown until it hurts when you piss is not a “head injury”

    Har har.

    Seriously, though, I’ve had a bunch of concussions and lots of stitches in my scalp. I was an extremely accident-prone child.

  180. Herr I am sorry about your troubles

  181. Did anybody wallop anybody else in the face with a fresh salmon today?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

  182. MCPO, my dad is 6′ 2″. He brained himself a couple of times doing the same thing.

  183. Herr, maybe Michael’s old stomping ground could use someone like you? He only retired a couple of weeks ago……

  184. Wiser’s son just sent me a facechimp friend request.

    Tomorrow we discuss “explosives”.

  185. Roamy – Never bring herring to a salmon fight!

  186. If MJ posts on here tonight, would somebody tell him to check his e-mail?

  187. Wha, I want to be friends with wiserson. IYKWIMAITYD

  188. Herr, maybe Michael’s old stomping ground could use someone like you? He only retired a couple of weeks ago……

    And I am damned experienced at twiddling my thumbs while my porn downloads and I await retirement….

  189. Roamy, I knew exactly what that video was going to be before clicking on it.

  190. Email sent, wiser. Thanks.

  191. I meant “explosives you can make at home from common ordinary household items”.

    Sorry. I should be pacific.

  192. Good night all

  193. ‘Night, SoHoS darlin’!

  194. Nite hon

  195. *hits thread with Narcan”

  196. *hits thread with 500 lbs of napalm*

  197. *wipes sweat from brow*

  198. Sweet dreams, Sohos!

  199. Does PA have her taste buds back yet?

  200. Roamy, I knew exactly what that video was going to be before clicking on it.

    I’ve been a Hostage for almost 2 years now, you should.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1ccguXiws

  201. Scott – Not sure. Are you offering her something to taste?

  202. Does PA have her taste buds back yet?

    Why? Did someone slap her in the tongue with a jalapeno?

  203. Herr- Shitty news about your job.

  204. Haven’t been told anything at the moment, which pisses me off. Just that there won’t be a paycheck tomorrow. That bodes poorly.

  205. Wiser’s son just sent me a facechimp friend request.

    fer realz?

    *reviews Megan’s Law specifics…..

  206. Wiser – We need to go on a crap food-eating, too much drinking, Hobo-killing, 12 state spree this spring. I’m sure we can make it to Ohio.

  207. Skip Ohio on the hobo-killing. That might be me.

  208. See if you can get TiFW to be the DD.

  209. Herr, I think they’re planning to pick you up for the leg through the Great Lakes region.

  210. >> fer realz?

    eh, probably one of those “friend of a friend” things.

    Don’t matter. I ain’t ever on there.

  211. Wiser – We need to go on a crap food-eating, too much drinking, Hobo-killing, 12 state spree this spring. I’m sure we can make it to Ohio.

    YES!

  212. Herr – You don’t mind hobo stew made from real hobos, do you?

  213. eh, probably one of those “friend of a friend” things.

    *hmmmmmmmm

    so whom might you have friended that he might have friended……..

    *wakes up wiserbride for a “discussion”

  214. Looks like I’m gonna get to play golf tomorrow!! YIPPEE!!

  215. looks like the UConn streak is over.

    Thank God.

  216. Headed to Miami, Chief?

  217. Leon – Nope. Gonna be 46 and sunny here tomorrow.

  218. Herr – You don’t mind hobo stew made from real hobos, do you?

    The ones from the corn-fed areas are ok, but Cleveland grown stuff needs two days of vinegar soaking and an onion.

  219. It was 40 and overcast here today. Mud, ice, slush. Ungolfable.

  220. >> *wakes up wiserbride for a “discussion”

    Contingency planning. You know our deal.

  221. Contingency planning. You know our deal.

    At least wait until I’m dead, could ya?

    like two years is gonna kill ya?

  222. See if you can get TiFW to be the DD.

    I’ll drive, but absolutely NO smoking in my brand new van, and we’re only stopping at restaurants that have gluten-free items available on their menus…… ;-)

  223. absolutely NO smoking in my brand new van, and we’re only stopping at restaurants that have gluten-free items available on their menus……

    next.

  224. Oh, and everybody has to keep their hands to themselves – you don’t want me to have to stop this car, do you?

    I’ll do it, too…..

  225. Okay, so it was less than the best idea I’ve had, in retrospect.

    I’d DD, but I have to work on Monday.

  226. and everybody has to keep their hands to themselves

    NEXT!!!

  227. At least wait until I’m dead, could ya?

    like two years is gonna kill ya?

    I have the patience of Job on this score.

  228. Mr. RFH is making me another whiskey sour. You might “see” me drunk tonight.

  229. I’ll be your designated driver in the spring if I get to drive the party van.

  230. Hey, you guys want a party van, take it up with Scott – I run a respectable driving service, thank you very much. :-P

    And I don’t want anyone Ralphing on my leather seats…..

  231. I’m trying out Jose Cuervo Black this evening. I’m liking it so far. We’ll see how it treats me in the morning.

  232. I had planned on Wiser “borrowing” Scott’s van. . .

  233. I had planned on Wiser “borrowing” Scott’s van. . .

    we’ve already reserved the parking lot…..

  234. This is why you don’t get to have nice things…..

  235. someone will have to show me how to shotgun a beer.

  236. Is there a HS reunion scheduled in the same parking lot this time? Maybe a marching band practicing or sumpin’? Youse guys have a reputation to uphold here……

  237. This is why you don’t get to have nice things…..

    *checks bed

    Oh, hell yeah I do!

    :)

  238. someone will have to show me how to shotgun a beer.

    I guarantee you that there will be more volunteers to help with that than you could ever desire….

  239. I got a Dremel, I’m all set, right?

  240. MOM!!!!!! Wiserbud’s callin’ Wiserbride a “thing”!

  241. Is there a HS reunion scheduled in the same parking lot this time? Maybe a marching band practicing or sumpin’? Youse guys have a reputation to uphold here……

    I wonder if we could arrange that…….

  242. Beercan + key = shotgun.

  243. MOM!!!!!! Wiserbud’s callin’ Wiserbride a “thing”!

    A very nice thing, thank you very much.

    I got a Dremel, I’m all set, right?

    Oh my…..

    *thud

  244. >> someone will have to show me how to shotgun a beer.

    Don’t ask Cuffy, unless by “shotgun a beer” you mean “I want to wear a beer”

  245. I guarantee you that there will be more volunteers to help with that than you could ever desire….

    *adds “Contributing to the delinquency of a rocket scientist” to list of offenses*

  246. Wiser, I got four labs full of equipment. Something will bust it right.

    Which reminds me. My daughter asked me to melt her recorder into a charred lump when she is done with this year’s music class.

  247. Please read the customer reviews for How to Avoid Huge Ships. They are worth your time.

  248. HAHAHAHA!

    Dave – My keys were so sticky from the beer I didn’t know if they would work. I took a clorox wipe to them that night!

  249. Which reminds me. My daughter asked me to melt her recorder into a charred lump when she is done with this year’s music class.

    I’ll send you the match

  250. I lurves Mini-roamy…..

    Gots to go for the evening, folks – thanks for letting me play through!

  251. nitey nite, y’all.

  252. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81duSmkPJ5k

  253. Mr. RFH is making me another whiskey sour. You might “see” me drunk tonight.

    **gets camera out in preparation for nip-slip opportunities**

  254. >> I took a clorox wipe to them that night!

    Remember when we had church keys to open beer? Shotgunning a beer back in the day was nuthin.

  255. Love Dr. Bunson Honeydew and Beaker!

    Love Statler and Waldorf even more. The exit wave file for my computer is one saying, “I have a good mind to go home” and the other saying, “If you had a good mind, you wouldn’t be here in the first place!”

  256. Hell Dave, when I was 17, if you didn’t have a church key on your keyring guys might have thought you were light in the loafers!

  257. There ain’t no way in hell you are old enough to remember a church key RFH. I dunna believes this.

  258. There ain’t no way in hell you are old enough to remember a church key RFH

    I had a rollerskate key, close enough? ;)

  259. Roamy – You had a brand new pair of roller skates, I had a brand new key. . .

  260. Bunson Honeydew may have been my original inspiration to pursue a career in science.

  261. Leon, Scotty was mine.

    http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/05/0705/072105.html

  262. close enough then

  263. I really do appreciate the fact you’re sitting here. Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don’t look too clear.

  264. Okay, so far I’ve learned that the Black is a stealthy beverage. Felt like nada going down, I finished it 20min ago. I was fine, then. I’m hammered now.

  265. I am so fucking ready for 2010 to be over with.

    **moons calendar

  266. Burn Notice marathon. Marla Sokolov is in this one. She’s nummy.

  267. Jimmy “Fuck You, Nazis” Doohan hit the shores on Juno Beach in 1944, a young artillery officer. He took six rounds from a nervous Canadian sentry, including the round off the cigarette case (smoking is life!) and one that took off a part of his finger, so they used “stunt hands” on the transporter controls.

    He lives on in this poem.

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/105638.php

  268. Dave, I read his autobiography. The chapter that describes D-day is titled, “Giving Hitler the Finger”. That’s why he leaned over and hit the right hand controls with his left hand when seated in the captain’s chair. You can see it when he has an armful of tribbles.

    I didn’t know Gary Burghoff (Radar on M*A*S*H) has a crippled hand, too.

  269. I didn’t know that about Radar either.. what crippled it, so I don’t have to google it?

  270. Birth defect, stunted fingers. That was why he always carried a clipboard, to hide it. He hid it well.

  271. All right, time to crash. Good night, my friends, and sweet dreams. (((hugs)))

  272. Night Roamy. I’m off to bed as well.

  273. ‘Sup, bitches

  274. Radar lives here in San Diego,my sister was friends with his daughter

  275. New poat that doesn’t smell like cheap perfume, vomit, and some drunk chick’s vajayjay up.


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