PHONING IT IN

Seriously, when you’re awesome like me and have an iPhone,
you can blog from a bar. *hic

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE(MCPO Airdale)

Hotspur at the bar:

 

299 Comments

  1. I was promised anawesome new poat, not this stanky POS.

    *starts drafting lawsuit*

  2. *begins preparing amicus brief*

  3. Hurry up, Rosetta!!!

  4. Where’d the picture of Rosie Posie go??

  5. Kent Dorfman

    ?

  6. Now a pic of a fridge?

    WTF?

    *drops another hit of acid*

  7. Post has been update with awesome.

  8. STOP. THAT. NOW!!!

  9. MOm!!!! Rosie is posting pictures of he and MCPO at the CT Meatup!!

  10. The fuck? Who deleted my pic?

  11. JesusTittyFuckingChrist!!!!

  12. Rosetta is deleting our updates?

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  13. why was this post password protected?

  14. I gotta go make the donuts.

    She you monkeys later.

  15. Al Bundy

  16. I’m sitting at the bar laughing my fool ass off. Bartender is apt to cut me off.

  17. I almost feel left out not editing this poor poat.

    *pats the boys on the head and gives them all cookies and milk*

  18. Hahahaha

    Dick is alone and in the dark on the old poat.

  19. I gotta go make the donuts.

    Is that like dropping the kids off at the pool?

  20. Peej – How cold is it at your place?

  21. I gave you a lighter Chief? Funny I don’t remember that.

  22. Is that a Hamilton tartan? Sure looks like my family’s pattern…..

  23. Peej – How cold is it at your place?

    I’m not at liberty to tell, but I did find $20!

  24. I put a PW on it thinking it would stop the updating not realizing it would freeze y’all out. Sorry.

    Spaking of freezing, PJ, I’m waiting on the photo.

  25. Dick’s used to doing a lot of things alone and in the dark 😉

  26. so this Scottish guy walks into a bar…

  27. We need to decide before midnight Friday who we are most
    glad about becoming worm food in ’10 – so many choices.

  28. Time to go pull something out for dinner, other than turkey. I’m thinking of defrosting chilli.

  29. I think that tartan is Carrick or Strathmore.

  30. Well now that I know there’s something there, I’ll check it out dick!

    thanks

  31. PJ, do you have attic space to move around in throughout the house?

    If so, you can run the ducting yourself and build your own plenum based of the ac unit’s size and even save more

    No, it’s less than a foot high. We did have a whole house fan installed when I was a girl, but as I’m sure you know, those don’t do a bit of good till after sundown.

  32. >>>No, it’s less than a foot high.

    Who built this place, Munchkins from fucking Kansas?

  33. Okay, you’re pretty much fucked.

    hahahahahaha

    Who built this place, Munchkins from fucking Kansas?

    Weird thing is, it’s got 9 ft high ceilings.

  34. In HotBride’s family it’s tradtion to eat creamed herring on NYE. It brings good luck for the new year.

    Looks like I’ll be eating it by myself.

    😦

  35. You know technologies has advanced for the good of mankind when you can do shit like this. Blog from a bar stool. fuckin a.

  36. PJ, just set the kids on fire. That’ll keep you warm.

  37. I’m gonna google that right now dick

  38. Too bad I have nothing to really blog about.

    I’m working on yet another blog post about smart phones at war. Which would be a lot easier if I’d ever used a smart phone.

  39. Meh, it’s easier to just put a sweater on and listen to the kids duke it out about who gets to stand in front of the wall heater. It reminds me of when I was a wee girl.

  40. Is Bosk a de-lured lurker that I need to say hi to, or a hostage that I need to tell to piss off?

  41. Dick – We used those ductless Mitsubishi units in our server rooms. They were really good!

  42. Looks like I’ll be eating it by myself.

    just get liquored up instead.

  43. Peej, the proper term is wee lass.

  44. Mrs. Pupster got an IPAD for an early Birthday present from her mom, who also bought herself one.

    I can’t stick around, so somebody let Ca Rin know.

    Thanks. Also: http://tinyurl.com/2alcva3

  45. Peej, the proper term is wee lass.

    Is lass short for lardass?

  46. Hahahaha

    There’s this “big boned” waitress who started working here recently. She should have never been hired. The bartender just referred to her as First Gear.

    LMAO

  47. No, lass is scottish for hot female.

  48. What the hell did pupster just say?

  49. He said his wife got TWO iPads for Christmas, compared to Car in not getting any…

  50. Big boned = fat assed.

  51. Carin didn’t get any for Christmas? Damn, her husband must not want anymore kids.

  52. What the hell did pupster just say?

    http://tinyurl.com/2977lkb

  53. Thanks b-rad. I thought that needed repeating.

  54. I’m not certain I understand, he looks like a good guy to me.

    http://www.kptv.com/news/26198559/detail.html

  55. Glad someone put up an HHD today. I was too tired to even look at hot men yesterday. Today, on the other hand… 🙂

  56. This poat needs more bewbs.

  57. I love the pic of teh young hotspur on the HHD poat

  58. There you are sohos!!

    How’s your heart today?

    It was just bad gas wasn’t it?

  59. Glad someone put up an HHD today. I was too tired to even look at hot men yesterday. Today, on the other hand… 🙂

    – – – – –

    You rang?

  60. And how’re you doing roamykins?

  61. Geebus. There is still snow on my car roof and trunk lid.

    I don’t think it got as warm as it was supposed to today.

  62. oh taxed, is that you in your avatar? If so, we’d like a larger pic please

  63. I only had an episode once where it sped up and I got out of breath.

  64. I guess tomorrow I will go in and tell my MRI tech whats going on

  65. oh taxed, is that you in your avatar? If so, we’d like a larger pic please

    Seconded!

  66. is that really hotspur in the hhd?

  67. Peej – yes, that is me, circa 1991. Believe it or not, that was a photo shoot I did for Cosmo magazine – I was a Bachelor of the Month. Now, sadly, it is refrigerator motivation material now.

    I didn’t invent the mullet, I just perfected it!

  68. And how’re you doing roamykins?

    You want the polite answer or the honest answer, PJM? And why aren’t you in the desert meeting Andy, Sean, and XBrad?

  69. T2D You asked Rosetta a question on the previous thread. The answer is likely no. He checks his emails about once a month.

  70. yes, that is me, circa 1991

    *thud*

  71. I’m sure when I was 21 (1991) i was checking you out in that cowboy hat!

  72. I de-lurked for a sec.
    Now back to lurking.

  73. Sohos, I was a rebelious young prick. I hated my buddies who dodged the draft, and I hated my buddies who served and came back and protested. I hated psychedelic music, I hated Jimmie Hendix, I hated people who got high, and I hated Motown.

    You didn’t fuck with me in these days even though I was skinny as a rail.

  74. Thanks Scott. I sent him another email offering to send a 6 pack of Lone Star Lite if it would help motivate him – explosive diarrhea always got me going…

  75. Those are the ones to watch out for hotspur 😉

  76. Sohos, if you were anywhere around Hullabaloo’s, Gilley’s, Wild West or any other Houston area honkytonk, then we most likely crossed paths.

  77. Roamy – aww, shucks!

  78. Oh yeah Hullabaloo’s and Wild West for sure.

  79. You want the polite answer or the honest answer, PJM? And why aren’t you in the desert meeting Andy, Sean, and XBrad?

    Romy, you can tell us if you feel like cacapoopoo, we love you, we care.
    Well, we weren’t supposed to meet until Saturday, but truth be told, we just don’t have the funds to drive out there. So, sadly, I’ll be missing this event. Stupid kids need to be fed.

    Taxed, I think I mentioned I’d like to see a larger pic? Am I being ignored?

    AND BOSK, DON’T GO AWAY!!! We like lurkers to come out of the closet! b-rad and hotspur did, look what good it did, we don’t judge ’em.

  80. look what good it did, we don’t judge ‘em.

    Much.

  81. Sorry Peej, I don’t know how to do that on this here blog.

  82. we don’t judge ‘em

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Yeah, right!

  83. Sorry Peej, I don’t know how to do that on this here blog.

    oh um, well, yannow, you could always send it to my personal email addy. I’m only doing this sacrifice out of love for my fellow female hostages

  84. T2D – Just send it to PJM’s email: PJM@hornymom.org

  85. Oh yeah Hullabaloo’s and Wild West for sure.

    – – – – – –

    I would like to apologize for my behavior at the time then!

  86. T2D – Just send it to PJM’s email: PJM@hornymom.org

    – – – – – –

    sent

  87. **emails pics of a younger me to PJ**

    That should scale back some horniness

  88. Oh me too!

  89. What? Why MCPO, how RUDE! I was just trying to show our new friend here around these parts.

    At least I haven’t been so forward as to introduce him to my goats yet, right?

  90. PJM, okay, I got confused on the date.

    *sigh* I’m on day 7 of a 21-day heart monitor for rapid heartbeat episodes. Got told by one of the technicians to go lie down for 15 minutes. I’m doing better now that I’m home and Christmas is mostly done, but I think I’m looking at either going back on heart meds or a second ablation procedure. I’m rather pissed about that.

  91. We need to decide before midnight Friday who we are most
    glad about becoming worm food in ’10 – so many choices.

    Can I still vote for Ted Kennedy?

  92. eesh, poor baby romy. I can’t imagine you’d be too thrilled about another ablation thing. I’m sorry. 😦

  93. Eh, it’s quiet here and I’m bouncing in between blogs and chatting with my brother in Oregon. He just got the care package I mailed him last week and is pretty stoked to try the canned salmon ( it has jalapalenos in it ).

  94. ( it has jalapalenos in it ).

    I read that as, “it has Japanese in it” I think that would have been tastier, but that’s just me.

    We’re not supposed to talk about that here though, because BiW doesn’t like nips

  95. Good evening, y’all!

  96. Aggie!

  97. RFH have you tried cutting back on gluten yet?
    It could be gluten.

    Seriously, I am sorry you ain’t fixed up yet.

  98. Doesn’t like nips? That’s downright un-American.

  99. Holy fuck on a pogo stick!!

    Is that T2D in his avatar????

  100. BRAD!!!!

    *sends hugs and smooches, along with chocolate lava cake*

  101. Aggie – STFU.

  102. nip-ist.

  103. Aggie – STFU.

    Whaaaaa…??

  104. aggie, I think MCPO is jealous. He wants T2D for himself

  105. Thanks, Aggie, whenever I think of you, I think of tasty.

    So, when does hubby deploy?

  106. I like nips. Oh, you mean *that* kind.

  107. PJM – When was the last time you had mucus running out of your ear?

  108. Boy I sure hope that was a fire cracker I just heard

  109. aggie, I think MCPO is jealous. He wants T2D for himself

    Ahhh, well, I can understand. That avatar set the screens on fire.

  110. what is the opposite of nip-ist? Cuz I am that!

    nipublican?

    nipservative?

  111. Thanks, Aggie, whenever I think of you, I think of tasty.

    I do resemble cotton candy.

    So, when does hubby deploy?

    In one week…

  112. nip hugger.

  113. Aggie – When was the last time you had mucus running out of your ear?

  114. Aggie – that is government issue, College Station attire I got on! Can I get a whoop?!

  115. I’m sorry, wha? I can’t hear you MCPO, I seem to have something in my ear

  116. Nipster.

  117. Wow romy praying for you sister

  118. “This shithole seems a bit off tonight….”
    Maybe you should bring up the weather in your neck of teh woods. That’ll get things going.

  119. I’m sorry, wha? I can’t hear you MCPO, I seem to have something in my ear

    C’mere and I’ll slap the snot outta you!

  120. I had blood running out of my ears last time I met PJ.

    And on that note, I’ll see you guys later.

  121. Nip-connoisseur?

  122. I cunt hear you! I have an ear enfucktion.

  123. We have a new newby?
    I guess that means T2D gets a break from being bossed around.

  124. Bosk, are you a chick or a dude?

    and man, it’s been freaking raining all day here again. it sucks and I’m bored, hence my time wasted here today

  125. Aggie – When was the last time you had mucus running out of your ear?

    Last time my sister was here.

    T2D: WHOOP!!!!!!

  126. I cunt hear you! I have an ear enfucktion.

    oh, he’s a dude

  127. I guess that means T2D gets a break from being bossed around.

    – – – – – –

    Hang on, I want my wife to read this!

  128. scott, how much snow have you had to shovel today?

  129. dude. Must be 100% hetero cause the guy photo’s you all post do nothing for me but damn if I don’t look forward to BBF.

  130. Bosk, show us your tits.

    hahahaha

  131. If you insist…….http://tinyurl.com/24dubzy

  132. If you insist…….http://tinyurl.com/24dubzy

    – – – – –

    aha, a D cup! You’ll fit in nicely…

  133. Lol

  134. Dick you haven’t shown us your boobs yet.

  135. It has rained here ALL day today

  136. Is that the only kind reader this bag of shit attracts?
    Yup,
    but we have all the hot chicks!

  137. Very little PJ. It is stationary snow now, and I am happy about that.. I did box a sofa, dining room table and a couple of chairs though, and then found $20.

  138. Very little PJ. It is stationary snow now, and I am happy about that.. I did box a sofa, dining room table and a couple of chairs though, and then found $20.

    What on earth does stationary snow mean?

    I came to realize last night as I was bundled under several comforters, that I could never live in a cold climate. I can feel it in my freaking bones

  139. Sohos, it sucks doesn’t it?

  140. Well it’s about time to clock out and make the trek home ya’ll. Have a great evening.

  141. hey sohos. I was supposed to call you today, but I figured you would be at the docs, getting your little heart thingy checked out.

    Can I call you tomorrow?

  142. I agree pjm

  143. PJ, the snow has been blowing. We got close to a foot but the wind was strong so it kept moving. My neighbors lawn is green, our lawn is buried under 2 feet of snow. I hate my neighbor.

  144. Scott – Invest in a snow fence and let it pile up on his side.

  145. Dick – You will in Delaware!

  146. I didn’t go today I was dealing w/my car and at work. Call me tomorrow for sure

  147. Hey, I found $20.

  148. Call me tomorrow for sure

    Will do.

    I’m really looking forward to talking to you and I’m really happy the test came back negative.

  149. >> test came back negative

    but what about the poor wabbit?

  150. Nope. I’ll hide in my porn room and not come out til Spring.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Hard to make any $$ doing that for 5 months a year.

  151. T2D – hubba hubba and WHOOP!!!!!!!

    Whereabouts in the Houston area did you hang your hat? I grew up just down the road from Gilley’s. Did you spend time at A&M as well?

    And yeah, you’d better post a bigger picture of your avatar – we ladies of the H2 need to inspect it for – em – quality purposes…….

  152. 50 days and 5 promises.

  153. but what about the poor wabbit?

    Still alive, thank the Lord.

    *whew

  154. Dayum! I wish I would find $20.

  155. Will do.

    I’m really looking forward to talking to you and I’m really happy the test came back negative.

    Bastards!!

    cheating on me with that whore!!

    How could you cheat on me like that sohos?

  156. >> Still alive, thank the Lord.

    They always killed the wabbit, silly.

  157. What is sOhOs new avatar?

  158. You and me both 😉

  159. cheating on me with that whore!!

    I am not a whore, madam.

  160. They always killed the wabbit, silly.

    Didnt even need to touch the widdle wabbit, since sohot passed the piss test with flying colors.

    By the way, nice work on that, sohos. Now aren’t you glad you studied like I told you to?

  161. http://tinyurl.com/29ptapb

  162. oops, bbl.

    Must get back to nursing wiserbride back to health.

  163. Believe it or not, that was a photo shoot I did for Cosmo magazine – I was a Bachelor of the Month.

    *frantically searches Cosmos’ archives to see if there are any more pictures*

    1991, you say?

  164. I’m in the Hostage bewbs page. Look for the guy exposing both nipples.

    Total hawtness, too.

  165. btw, just so none of you bastards think I’m a complete douche, my SS recipient got his gift today.

    And no, Dave, I didn’t swallow.

  166. Awwww, sorry to hear Wiserbride is under the weather, Wiser.

    Hope she gets better soon!

  167. hotspur, if you’re around, have you checked out Taxed2death’s designs? It looks like you two could be BFFs

  168. Somehow, I think these professors are going to be sorely disappointed at the response they get…..
    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory?id=12501085

  169. Poor Ruby,
    She barks, Youb, youb! I take her outside. She has been barking every hour. I take her outside. She forgets that she has to poo.

    In another 1/2-1 hour I will take her out again.

    Poor Vmax in the next few hours Ruby will remember she wants to poo.

  170. Am I becoming my Mom? talking about BM’s? I must be super lame!

  171. Roamy, sorry to hear that things aren’t going as swimmingly as you had hoped – you’ll be in the TiFW family’s thoughts and prayers.

    And Miss Sohos, you’d better get yourself to the doctor TOMORROW – most of them are only open 1/2 the day, then closed on New Year’s Eve. You don’t wanna be spending time in the hospital with the drunks and a skeleton staff, do you?

  172. Did anybody throw a pot of scalding hot coffee in anybody else’s face today?

  173. It is a Happy New Year girl vmax and sorry pj!

  174. Did anybody throw a pot of scalding hot coffee in anybody else’s face today?

    No, but I tripped a player running down the sideline.

  175. . “You don’t wanna be spending time in the hospital with the drunks and a skeleton staff, do you?”

    YAY New Years!

  176. I will see what my techs say tomorrow and go from there. I will let yall know what they say

  177. Did anybody throw a pot of scalding hot coffee in anybody else’s face today?

    Yes, and the little prick deserved it!

  178. Prayers for sohos and Roamy, and for poor little Ruby, too, Vmax.

    Did anybody throw a pot of scalding hot coffee in anybody else’s face today?

    First time EVER can answer this in the positive…

  179. HAHAHAHAHA!

    http://tinyurl.com/28fs9c5

  180. Thanks sOhOs!

  181. I just want to take the time to say…

    THANK YOU, PJM!!!!

    I *HEART* YOU!!!!

  182. Who wants to go bust up a lesbo bar and try to manhandle a couple of 250lb. butch lesbians?

    Bring it on breeder!

  183. I just want to take the time to say…

    THANK YOU, PJM!!!!

    I *HEART* YOU!!!!

    HAHAHAHA!

    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  184. Who wants to go bust up a lesbo bar and try to manhandle a couple of 250lb. butch lesbians?

    I would help you out, Dick, but last time I was in Deep Ellum the fight was so rowdy I have a restraining order against me.

  185. Who wants to go bust up a lesbo bar and try to manhandle a couple of 250lb. butch lesbians?

    Nah. Already did that on Christmas Eve.

  186. Ruby is barking again

    15 min! yikes!

    I hope she remembers soon.

  187. >>>Who wants to go bust up a lesbo bar and try to manhandle a couple of 250lb. butch lesbians?

    Let’s see what my psychic friend says: http://tinyurl.com/2eu4gcy

  188. I have a doggy date tomorrow. At the dog park. Perhaps Zeke and Bear and Ruby will bring me luck.

  189. Awww, good luck, Vmax!!!

    Ok, time for Hubby and I to go watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. See y’all later!

  190. >> btw, just so none of you bastards think I’m a complete douche, my SS recipient got his gift today.

    I appreciate the effort and all but I don’t see how this changes the whole “complete douche” thing.

  191. Ok, time for Hubby and I to go watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. See y’all later!

    Raaaawwwwrrrrrrrllll.

  192. Ok, time for Hubby and I to go watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. See y’all later!

    Wow, that’s totally a real thing!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095312/

  193. Good night all

  194. Let’s all pretend that Wiser is not a douche.

  195. SoHoS – Sleep well!

    (she never calls me)

  196. She called me a couple times. True story.

    (I didn’t find twenty dollars, though.)

  197. Sean – You are a lucky, lucky man.

  198. Who, Sohos? We talk all the time.

  199. DinT – No piling on. I’d be forced to tell the story of your reluctance to view the Connecticut River if you piled on.

  200. Hell, she knows about that (it was LI Sound). She said she liked the pics cause they showed off my nipples through the shirt.

  201. Dave – I’m talking about at the restaurant where Wiser tried to lure you near the water.

  202. Look man, that’s what she said. I’m just reporting the facts.

    MCPO, wiser couldn’t lure a beagle with a handful of bacon.

  203. OK, I guess Rebecca has reached another developmental milestone – she’s graduated from animated movies to “family” movies. She and Mr. TiFW are watching ET, and she’s really getting into it. She jumped up and down at the bicycle taking flight part, and she got really sad when ET “died”.

    Pretty exciting – and of course, Mr. TiFW is such a softy that all of Rebecca’s reactions make him all teary-eyed…..

    God, I love that man!

  204. Sorry TiFW , stepped out for a little family time. Born and raised in Pasadena. Lived in the apartments behind Gilley’s for 3 years while perfecting tequila shooting and fighting in my early 20’s (neither worked out too well).

  205. Let’s all pretend that Wiser is not a douche.

    Brain sprain!

  206. T2D – we could have been neighbors! I grew up in La Porte. Which HS did you attend?

  207. thanks God girls showed up.

  208. Sam Rayburn / Class of 84!

  209. Roamy – Sure hope you’re feeling better soon!

    *cops a feel*

    You feel fine to me.

  210. Yes Roamy – thoughts and prayers for good health!

  211. I know I’m some kind of monster for saying this, but I have always HATED E.T. Even as a kid, I couldn’t stand that movie.

  212. Born and raised in Pasadena.

    Do you know, “The Little Old Lady”?

  213. I’ve decided that when I hit the lottery I’m buying two homes; one in KW and one on Grand Traverse Bay.

  214. T2D – LPHS, Class of ’78.

    Dick, Mr. TiFW says “Thanks, man!”

    Peej, different Pasadena…..

  215. Do you know, “The Little Old Lady”?

    – – – – –

    Know her? I saw her boobs! Looked like a couple of fried eggs nailed to a wall, but hey – boobs r boobs!!!

  216. Even as a kid, I couldn’t stand that movie.

    Wow…..just…….wow

    I was bummed they get rid of the cops’ guns on the new release of it lame

    “”Remember those guns the feds carried? Thanks to the miracle of digital, they’re now brandishing walkie-talkies…. Is this what two decades have done to free speech?”

  217. Geez, I made PO1 the year TiFW graduated and was selected for CPO the year T2D graduated.

  218. Peej, different Pasadena…..

    Oh heck.

    *wonders if everyone thinks I live in San Diego, Texas?

  219. You can’t kill an alien with a walkie-talkie.

    Well, ok, you can. But it’s messy.

  220. Well, ok, you can. But it’s messy.

    it’s toopid

  221. I just found the coolest house ever in San Diego, TX. It looks fun, I ’em unique

    http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/503-South-Mier_San-Diego_TX_78384_M88676-27071

  222. Does anyone else have the rest of the week off?

    Heh. *pops a beer

  223. PJM, $145k, 5000 sq ft? Was someone murdered in the house? Or was it in a fire (streaks on the cement outside).

    Pretty good deal! Or it’s a crack house.

  224. >> ’81-82 were my wild ass beyond belief years. Often wondered if I was gonna survive.

    Well that’s a coincidence. Ain’t you younger than me?

  225. *shoots Jay in poon*

  226. Ouch beasn. I guess I’ll need some painkiller for that.

    *pops another beer

  227. J’Ames, Mr. TiFW and the entire staff of Lockheed Martin Fort Worth have the whole week between Christmas and New Year’s off EVERY year……

    Oh, and I just found out that starting in January Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles will be gluten-free – Rebecca will be THRILLED!

  228. As fucked up as your brain pan is? Ummm, no.

    I have no idea what that means. I are smart

    PJM, $145k, 5000 sq ft? Was someone murdered in the house? Or was it in a fire (streaks on the cement outside).

    I don’t care, I want it.

  229. 51. So yeah.

    TiFW, most defense contractors shut down (along with non-essential DoD) between Christmas and NYE. (except us but I’m off Friday). I remember a lot of contracts that had no billable days in that range.

    No bill.. no work.

  230. Dave, when I work there, I expect the week between Christmas and NYE off.

    oh, and I want my summers off too

  231. I’m reading the poats I missed while I was at the in-laws. I’m going to hell for laughing at the Worst Christmas Carols thread, aren’t I?

    TiFW, I was at work today and will work tomorrow. I’m trying not to burn any more leave than I already have. But it was very quiet at the factory, except for when a co-worker discovered a mouse in her office.

  232. Watching Victor/Victoria.

    Incredible movie.

    And I’m absolutely stunned to learn that Robert Preston was not only straight, but he was married to the same woman for 47 years.

  233. did Hotspur make it out of the bar? Or is it Karaoke/Appletini night?

  234. also, MCPO, nice version of Rosalita earlier, thanks!

  235. I’m going to hell for laughing at the Worst Christmas Carols thread, aren’t I?

    That was a good ‘un, huh?

  236. And I’m absolutely stunned to learn that Robert Preston was not only straight, but he was married to the same woman for 47 years.

    Rupert Everett’s probably pissed about that.

  237. >> Dave, when I work there, I expect the week between Christmas and NYE off.

    You get two weeks of vacation, same as everybody else. What you do with it is your call.

    >> Victor Victoria

    My favorite Robert Preston film. Hilarious.

    >> worst Christmas Carols

    Goddamn, that was funny.

    >> cock so hard it cuts diamonds.

    After 4 hours you’re supposed to call a doctor.

  238. But I’m solid muscle, have the ability to write novels, and a cock that’s so hard, it cuts diamonds.

    Well, you certainly have a gift for fiction, that’s for sure…..

  239. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5967015

    Tucker Carlson does the right a solid.

    *rolls eyes and flips off Tucker Carlson*

  240. My favorite Robert Preston film. Hilarious.

    Probably Blake Edwards best film, and that is amazing, if you consider he also did The Pink Panther films and Days of Wine and Roses.

  241. Roamy, you’ll be in good company in Hell – we can all have a sing-along.

    Wiser, you owe me a new monitor…..

  242. And it’ll fuck up your entire thought process on life.

    Damn, I sure hope so.

  243. Blake Edwards.. ok, I’d call VV my second favorite. My first (also with Preston, and now that I think about it he was really great in that one too, with Richard Mulligan), was SOB.

  244. “I Want a Hypothalmus for Christmas” and “The Little Hummer Boy” got me good.

  245. My first (also with Preston, and now that I think about it he was really great in that one too, with Richard Mulligan), was SOB.

    See, I like SOB, but I really didn’t find it all that funny.

    It was like they were all trying too hard.

  246. Wiser, you owe me a new monitor…..

    for what? You’ll have to be more specific, as most of my comments are spew-worthy.

  247. Mulligan overacts. It’s his thing.

    Plus we got to see Julie Andrews’ tits. We didn’t get that in Victor Victoria.

  248. You get two weeks of vacation, same as everybody else. What you do with it is your call.

    Fine, but I’m not backing down on getting paid $8.75 an hour

  249. Tucker Carlson does the right a solid.

    Tucker’s as much a Conservative as David Brooks.

  250. >> Fine, but I’m not backing down on getting paid $8.75 an hour

    At 8.75 an hour I can throw in another week of vacation.

  251. “I Want a Hypothalmus for Christmas” and “The Little Hummer Boy” got me good

    HAHAHAHA! I wish I hadn’t missed that

  252. Plus we got to see Julie Andrews’ tits.

    heh. I was just talking about that wonderful moment in cinema with wiserbride earlier.

    Cool to see ’em, but a bit of a disappointment overall.

  253. Wiser, your comment to Dick about his gift for fiction – priceless……

  254. ine, but I’m not backing down on getting paid $8.75 an hour

    Hey, Peej…. wanta make an easy $1.42?

  255. At 8.75 an hour I can throw in another week of vacation.

    DEAL!!

    Man oh man, I’m makin’ out like a bandit here!

  256. Wiser, your comments to Dick – priceless……

    ah.

    🙂

  257. For twenty years, I thought “There’s no way in hell I get to see Julie Andrews’ tits”.

    Blake Edwards is a god to me.

  258. nite all – can’t keep this insomnia waiting.

  259. Leslie Warren is fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!

    And hot.

    but HILARIOUS!!!

  260. Hey, Peej…. wanta make an easy $1.42?

    Do I get vacation pay?

  261. Night taxed!

  262. Does anyone else have the rest of the week off?

    Yes, in fact, I do.

    Also next year.

    BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

  263. For twenty years, I thought “There’s no way in hell I get to see Julie Andrews’ tits”.

    You actually thought that?

  264. For twenty years, I thought “There’s no way in hell I get to see Julie Andrews’ tits”.

    Yeah, I felt the same way about Helen Thomas.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ykq9qq

  265. >> You actually thought that?

    I was a growing boy, with active glands.

    >> Leslie Warren

    Agreed. Smokin, and funny. When she locked the door, I laughed my ass off. “HE’S A GOIL!”

  266. Michael’s enjoying retirement WAAAAAY too much…..

  267. I was a growing boy, with active glands.

    women will never understand guys.

    Ever.

    The first thing we think when we see an attractive woman is “I wonder what her tits look like?”

    And the longer we are forced to wonder, the more we want to see them.

  268. I’m going to hell for laughing at the Worst Christmas Carols thread, aren’t I?

    Yes. That thread was deeply offensive to any civilized human being, such as myself. I did not laugh once.

    Not. Once.

  269. Michael, on the other hand, will be going to Hell for lying……

  270. That thread was deeply offensive to any civilized human being,

    Welp, shut ‘er down, boys. Our job here is done.

  271. PJM, another one you missed

    Mark! The Hare-lipped Angels Sing

  272. ….although, being a lawyer, he will probably weasel his way out of it by saying he laughed MORE than once…..

  273. Mark! The Hare-lipped Angels Sing

    OMG!! Who wrote that? That was waaaaaay too funny for wiserbud, must have been b-rad.

  274. Michael, on the other hand, will be going to Hell for lying……

    No.

    I may go to hell for cock-slapping Dick to death. He thinks he’s such a tough guy.

  275. That was waaaaaay too funny for wiserbud, must have been b-rad.

    what the hell?

    I am so gonna ban your ass…….

  276. Well, you ARE Batman after all –

  277. I may go to hell for cock-slapping Dick to death. He thinks he’s such a tough guy.

    Snicker

  278. He thinks he’s such a tough guy.

    We know better – he’s putty in Kelly’s hands…..

  279. Mark! The Hare-lipped Angels Sing

    OMG!! Who wrote that? That was waaaaaay too funny for wiserbud, must have been b-rad.

    It was Dave

  280. Well, nitey-nite boys and girls. Gotta go see a man about some contact lenses in the morning…..

  281. I am so gonna ban your ass…….

    Dammit!

    WHERE THE FUCK DID WE PUT THE EXTRA-LARGE BANHAMMER??!?!?!

  282. >> OMG!! Who wrote that?

    There are names, on the posts. What the hell?

    OT. The opening sequence to 12 O’Clock High, where Robert Arthur is standing in the field on the runway at Archbury, and it transitions from him there 7 years later to the wing returning from a mission, still one of the most powerful scenes ever filmed.

  283. See, the thing is, Dick may be ex-military and all that, but he doesn’t know what he is up against with me. I am a veteran of a Boy Scout Marching Band.

    On top of that, I earned a yellow belt in Tae Kwan Do. That’s right, a YELLOW belt. I can twist his nipples and kick him in the balls before he knows what happened.

    Don’t fuck with me, Dick.

  284. Gotta go see a man about some contact lenses in the morning…..

    Does that mean you’re gonna go pee?

    There are names, on the posts. What the hell?

    I don’t even know where the thread is so I can waste my time scrolling thru it you stupidface!

  285. I am a veteran of a Boy Scout Marching Band.

    He don’t know what us clarinetists are capable of…….

  286. I don’t even know where the thread is so I can waste my time scrolling thru it you stupidface!

    last friday’s BBF, stupidface

  287. in fact Dave, I take it back, that was THE dumbest carol I’ve ever heard in my life.

    toopid

  288. btw, current top searches:

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  289. >> that was THE dumbest carol I’ve ever heard in my life.

    You’re back to two weeks now.

  290. Dave, how’s Moses?

  291. He don’t know what us clarinetists are capable of…….

    Amen, brother.

    When you know how to suck a reed, you can do anything.

  292. New poat that doesn’t smell like stale beer, desperation, and FAIL! up.

  293. >> Dave, how’s Moses?

    Snoring. Back to within 10 pounds of his target weight. Was bitchy while youngest was here with her lab puppy, he’s livin the dream now.

  294. He don’t know what us clarinetists are capable of…….

    Not as capable as an Oboe/English Horn/Bassoon player. But then, someone has to keep your women happy.

  295. You’re back to two weeks now.

    oh man. That totally sucks

  296. check out wiserbud’s new tattoo

    http://www.funz.eu/2010/05/17/pinocchio-tattoo/


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