DIY HHD

Ok, so it’s 9:30 and I dun’t see any HHD on the horizon. Here’s the deal. I’ll add one picture and then you other hosefockers female hostages add another and another until it’s raining men. Hallelujah.

This could add up to be teh BEST HHD DAY EVA!

Here’s my contribution:

That there is the most wonderful ginger EVER, Josh Homme. What’s that he is showing us? Well, that would be his daughter’s name tattooed over his heart. AWWWWW.

Here is Josh being just about as sexy as he can be.

Ok, who’s next?

Here’s my contribution:

Hotness

[PATTYANN CONTRIBUTES]

DUh (Sohos)

Viggo - Cathy's Choice

Pj’s choice………GAWD I LOVE HIM!!!

 

        Okay, here’s my (TiFW) contribution to the post – Mark Valley:

(You’re welcome, ladies!)

^^ (Let’s see if THIS one stays posted…..) ^^

 

Cyn’s Contribution: Sean Connery
In keeping with the theme of this post:

 – OR –

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiiBWCs28oY

(For Cyn, since she can’t access the YouTube link)

268 Comments

  1. That chick playing behind Josh up there died last year. Cancer.

  2. I’m drinking coffee.

  3. This is going to be the best HHD evar.

  4. Oh good, this one’s not so screamingly gay I have to avoid it at work.

  5. Us fellers could have a buttload of fun with this poat, but unfortuneately for me, I have work to do that does not involve trading fcoj futures.

  6. I added my contribution.

    You’re welcome.

  7. Yea, that’s a shame PG.

  8. Rosie is a FAIL.

    Payback is a bitch and BBF is just around the corner.

  9. Good Morning.

    Missed the whole day yesterday.

    Anything stupid happen?

  10. Oh my God, can you imagine how Rosetta would freak if we fucked with the BBF post.

  11. Rosie is a FAIL.

    Payback is a bitch and BBF is just around the corner.

    What the…

    (A) You asked for help

    (2) Horsey Hump Day

  12. Oh my God, can you imagine how Rosetta would freak if we fucked with the BBF post.

    Armageddon.

  13. The biggest fit I have ever seen Rosie throw is when someone messed with one of his poats. This was years ago

  14. Although horse-face there would look right at home in a Rosie BBF lineup.

  15. Hey. Where did horseface go?

  16. I asked for help from the FEMALE hostages.

    Hotspur, at least, has worn a skirt. I guess he figured he qualified.

  17. Ha. The threat of messing with BBF has POWER.

  18. That second guy is a fag.

  19. Lauraw, you missed the button play.

  20. Hahahahahahaha.

    Horseface was funny!

  21. The button play was great. So was the Worst Christmas Song Evar poat.

  22. Ha. The threat of messing with BBF has POWER.

    Hahahahaha. I’m a bad choice for a war adversary.

  23. That second guy is a fag.

    ———-

    NTTIAWWT

  24. Lauraw, you also missed the “When I was a kid we were so poor….”

  25. I spoke too soon.

  26. This is one of the worst columns I’ve ever read. Every word in it is a lie including “the” and “and”.

    http://tinyurl.com/358jgaz

  27. DIY = Slacker edition right?

  28. DIY= Last minute edition

  29. Ah, Last minute edition…Ok :)

  30. Button play is for fags.

    …wait…

  31. Dude, don’t link Time and for God’s sake not Joe Klein.

  32. Dude, don’t link Time and for God’s sake not Joe Klein.

    Amen. Randolph and Mortimer Duke make more sense!

  33. Man. You know my head still hurts from that stupid fall.

    Last night, I realized my butt/lower back is sore too.

  34. Ok, looks like I’m gonna miss the rest of today too.

    Time to open a can of Awesome.

    All you freaks please have a wonderful day.

    And never mention my name on this blog again.
    *walks into a door*

  35. >> Man. You know my head still hurts from that stupid fall.

    Did you fall down the stairs?

  36. Did you fall down the stairs?

    sorta. My dog knocked me over. landed on my lower back and head. She swept my legs right out from beneath me.

  37. And this is why the TSA wants to strip search Granny:

    http://tinyurl.com/39zb7fo

  38. sorta. My dog knocked me over. landed on my lower back and head. She swept my legs right out from beneath me.

    – – – – – –

    I slipped on the ice while unloading the family truckster at my in-laws on Christmas Day. Realizing I could do the splits was a surprise to us all…

  39. Oh my God, can you imagine how Rosetta would freak if we fucked with the BBF post.

    BTDT.

  40. Trivia question of the day: On how many of the Earth’s seven continents has David Duchovny acquired a STD?

  41. 57

  42. Much as it pains to me be agreeing with PETA…..

    http://tinyurl.com/2ae4yb5

  43. David Duchovny is Patient Zero

  44. I like your baby-monkey avatar, Herr M. What a cutie.

  45. Herr – DD is also responsible for Swine flu and Mad Cow disease, I do believe that a sore throat can be attributed to him as well – that’s what I hear!

  46. I don’t know who David Duchovny is and I don’t want to.

  47. I don’t know who David Duchovny is and I don’t want to.

    Certainly not in the biblical sense, that’s for damn sure.

  48. Excellent update by Cathy.

  49. >>I like your baby-monkey avatar, Herr M. What a cutie.

    Christmas is over so I got rid of the traditional “Santa gets a gumjob from a stripper” avatar.

  50. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 29, 2010 11:33 am
    Trivia question of the day: On how many of the Earth’s seven continents has David Duchovny acquired a STD?

    Comment by MJ on December 29, 2010 11:36 am
    57

    It is that exact brand of funny why this blog exists.

    Also, goatse.

  51. Lambs eat oats and does eat oats
    And little goatse is still an asshole.

  52. Excellent update by Cathy.

    *does happy-dance*

    Woo-hoo! I dint fuck-up the poat!

    Thanks, Car in.

  53. Hey, I’m prone to thoughtful glowering too!

  54. Greetings from Pappasito’s Cantina at DFW. Oooh … they just might have beer here.

  55. Greetings from Pappasito’s Cantina at DFW. Oooh … they just might have beer here.

    Little early for beer, ain’t it?

    Oh, wait, what the hell am I saying?

  56. *Waves at Andy*

    Hey! Say Howdy to PJM and Brad for me.

  57. Viggo Mortensen. Yum.

  58. Worst wiserbud sockpuppet ever!

  59. Wiser, of course you glower thoughtfully.

    What about packing your junk in wet jeans like that?

    *sure… *

  60. *blows kiss in Cathy’s direction*

    Hi to xbrad and peej. Nothing to Sean. Got it!

  61. Is Sean gonna make it? Hey — yea give Sean a howdy for me too.

  62. Went through the pornoscanner at Logan this morning and then a good-looking blonde TSA agent gave me her number. Not sure why it had a big lipstick kiss all over it.

  63. What about packing your junk in wet jeans like that?

    Not a problem.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqMc9B7uDV8#t=01m10s

  64. Tommy-Treadmill is calling to me.

    Got a tight strapless gown I wanna look good in for New Years and a quart of high-calorie high-fat Egg Nog in my fridge that’s tempting me. Do the numbers!

    bbl

  65. Went through the pornoscanner at Logan this morning and then a good-looking blonde TSA agent gave me her number. Not sure why it had a big lipstick kiss all over it.

    TSA is hiring trannies now?

    Good to know.

  66. Hahahaha. I knew I could count on a tranny joke out of that one. Should have known it would come from wiser.

  67. Andy, I hope you brought a jacket. It’s cold and rainy here today. Gimme a call or email when you get in and we’ll hash out the schedule.

  68. I knew I could count on a tranny joke out of that one.

    I’m just guessing that, besides the lovely Mrs. Andy, you probably attract more trannies than anything else.

  69. Damned Global Warming™!

  70. Damned Global Warming™!

    If you bring any snow here, I’ll cut you.

  71. It’s the bald head.

    At least that’s what Rosetta said.

  72. Never listen to Rosetta.

  73. Buenas tardes, Dew lappers and bra snappers!

  74. Yeah? Well eat a bag of dicks!

  75. Breakfast today at the clubhouse was a “sandwedge” – english muffin, egg, cheese and sausage.

    That and a cup of coffee for 7 and a half fucking dollars.

    Ouch.

  76. Where the hell are the wimmens at?

  77. I’m off of Tommy Treadmill…

    But need to do more with Brian Bowflex.

    Just taking a breather and getting a glass of water…

    Can’t stay..

  78. How does one go about adding a picture to this here post?

  79. Breakfast today at the clubhouse was a “sandwedge” – english muffin, egg, cheese and sausage.

    That and a cup of coffee for 7 and a half fucking dollars.

    Beats a bag of dicks. So to speak.

    You got to play golf, apparently. Bite me.

  80. Well that was a FAIL. I’m trying to answer your question Teresa.

  81. (left arrow)img space irc=”then the url”(right arrow)

  82. Oh, wait, you mean you want to add it up top? You do that in the Dashboard.

    Go in, click on this post then click edit.

  83. Actually, HM, I didn’t play.

    I can’t afford either the membership or the guest fees here.

  84. >> Tommy Treadmill.. Brian Bowflex

    *not gonna say it. not. gonna. say it.

    Cathy, do you also have a friend named “Victor”?

  85. OK, I added a picture, but it’s not centered…..

  86. I didn’t mean to push Teresa’s pic down, but there was nothing there and I didn’t know how to go under it.

  87. Teresa, your HHD picture has Celiac disease.

  88. Teresa, your HHD picture has Celiac disease.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You are SUCH a decroded piece of crap. I literally spit my coffee out.

  89. Hahahahah

    Teresa, you could fuck up a train wreck, honey.

  90. Ya know, as bad as gluten makes me feel, if Mr. Valley wants to eat crackers in my bed, I ain’t gonna kick him out……

  91. Teresa, seriously, there’s no photo there.

  92. You are SUCH a decroded piece of crap. I literally spit my coffee out.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    This is what you look like.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9xP1ZjJxU0

  93. I can’t afford either the membership or the guest fees here.

    If you’re paying $7.50 for an egg mcmuffin and coffee, I can see why.

  94. This is what you look like.

    Not after I shave.

  95. J’ames, we have to spend a minimum amount at the clubhouse each month. Use it or lose it. But golf is extra.

    I *can* use the driving range for free. I need to go hit a bucket pretty soon.

  96. House falls on witch.

    http://tinyurl.com/33vq3kp

  97. Shut up, Dick.

  98. OK, the eye candy is back up. I’m not sure who is more technologically challenged, me or Peej (my engineering professors are hanging their heads in shame…..).

    Incidentally, Hotspur, PEEJ is the one who screwed it up – MY entry was perfectly fine until SHE came and added her boy toy. ;-P

    Nice choice, BTW, Peej. I’ll let this one pass…..

  99. Teresa, I put a photo in for you, I hope it’s ok. I’ve never heard of Mark Valley before, but he sho ain’t ugly.

  100. This poat has vaginal warts.

    A sure sign of a witch.

  101. Sorry Teresa, there was no photo up there because you didn’t have a URL.

  102. Rosey Posey, funny how she gets investigated, but Rangel et al. don’t get criminal probes.

  103. Is it plugged in, Teresa? You should plug it in.

  104. Hint: You can’t hotlink images from imdb. Download the image to your computer than upload it from there to this site. Then insert.

  105. This poat has vaginal warts.
    ————
    Yes, but so do you. Only one has celiac disease, though.

    ***Gets shocked by lightning—-There can be only one!

  106. Hint: You can’t hotlink images from imdb. Download the image to your computer than upload it from there to this site. Then insert.

    hahahaha, Is that what she was doing? I linked it for her from

  107. PJ and Teresa would booger up a hand job on a homeless bum.

    Wrong! I leave the homeless satisfied. It’s my Thanksgiving gift every year.

  108. Rosey Posey, funny how she gets investigated, but Rangel et al. don’t get criminal probes.

    I think conservatism is a felony in Delaware.

  109. It prolly would have been ok had she put her campaign money in her freezer. Dems like that sorta thing

  110. When are you moving to Delaware and why the fuck?

  111. …a friend named “Victor”?

    Duh…

    “Viggo.”

  112. Do you use rubber gloves?

    That’s a dumb question. If I used gloves, what kind of gift would that be?

  113. Duh…

    “Viggo.”

    Yeah, he’s pretty sweet. My 3 dream men, Gerard, Viggo and Hugh Jackman

  114. I’m so gonna end up in prison for murder when Kel and I move there.
    —————-
    Wait a minute. You’re moving from the largest state to the littl…wait is Delaware still a state?

  115. I think conservatism is a felony in Delaware.

    Ixnay on the Elawareday Enatesay Aceray.

  116. If this was my daughter there would be physical violence visited upon every school official motherfucker involved.

    http://tinyurl.com/26w9z57

    Idiots.

  117. btw – Dick, I finally ordered your book.

  118. Elawareday Enatesay Aceray.
    —————–
    Hahahahahaha. If you look quickly it just says Ecstasy.

  119. If this was my daughter there would be physical violence visited upon every school official motherfucker involved.

    Why punish them further? They’ve obviously had their spines and brains removed, already.

  120. If this was my daughter there would be physical violence visited upon every school official motherfucker involved.
    ———–
    So the people teaching children don’t know the difference between an eating utensil and a weapon? Not good.

  121. If this was my daughter there would be physical violence visited upon every school official motherfucker involved.

    Which is another reason to homeschool which I would totally do if I didn’t hate kids so much

  122. Rosetta, our daughter was suspended for three days while we lived in Maryland because she had a very small 1″ blade knife on her keychain. We KNOW how this feels.

    I’m interrupting my pool & yard work. Had to come in a scrub my wrists and face. Got some kind of toxin on me while cutting down the Elephant Ears with my machete, and started breaking out and itching.

    I think I caught it in time… Job’s not done.

    bbl

  123. Who is stupider, the dumbshit school officials or the hack lawyers that advise them to adopt “zero tolerance” as a substitute for leadership?

  124. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Cathy nooooooooo!!!

    I love elephant ears. I miss having them in my yard.

    So purty

  125. Dick, I’m a major tolerant gal.

    I’ll take ownership for my reactions and let you know. K? Cutie?

  126. I get a house close to the beach and lots o’ water outta the deal. I also get all the liberal tards I can beat on, 24/7.

    That’s a nice thing to do and you seem to have a good attitude about it considering the cultural differences.

    You will be in a foreign land compared to Texas.

  127. PJ. They’re DEAD! FROZEN. MESSY.

    Don’t worry honey, they’ll grow back.

    Sheesh — gotta get.

    later…

  128. Dick did you eat with him fava beans and nice chianti?

  129. In the middle of the night, I go walking in my sleep. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXCSxLIJD9k

  130. I think in Texas cannibals go with refried beans and mescal.

  131. Did that work? You guys have to understand, the last time I spent ANY time programming computers, Lotus 1-2-3 was STATE OF THE ART (1988). I’ve been raising kids since then, and everything has changed so incredibly quickly, it just wasn’t worth it to try and keep up.

    All of you folks with day jobs get trained on this stuff as it gets upgraded – I had to try and learn it in between feedings, dirty diapers, chauffeuring between 3 different schools every day, teenaged-girl angst/hormones, special-needs training, making dinner, helping with homework, helping to fill out college applications, etc. It kinda got pushed down on the list of priorities……

  132. Rosetta, our daughter was suspended for three days while we lived in Maryland because she had a very small 1″ blade knife on her keychain. We KNOW how this feels.

    That’s so ridiculous I can hardly take it. That sort of bureaucratic idiocy sets me off. They make stupid fucking rules to relieve themselves of the responsibility of actually doing their fucking jobs.

    *kicks drifter in face, sets on fire*

  133. Lotus 1-2-3 was STATE OF THE ART (1988).
    ——————————
    Hahahaha. My wife was in third grade, but still uses Lotus notes at her job.

  134. Teresa, you done good.

    \o/

  135. No, but he bled like a motherfucker all over our English class.

    Oh man, I bet the other kids were pissed. I’d hate it if someone bled on me.

  136. Awesome job Teresa!

    Did that work? You guys have to understand, the last time I spent ANY time programming computers, Lotus 1-2-3 was STATE OF THE ART (1988). I’ve been raising kids since then, and everything has changed so incredibly quickly, it just wasn’t worth it to try and keep up.

    seriously though, no one cares. It’s a requirement to eff up at the hostages. It’s in the manual.

  137. *kicks drifter in face, sets on fire*
    ——–
    Oh no! My beer!

    http://is.gd/jIZHU

  138. I’ve never had a computer class.

  139. I’ve never had any class…

  140. Hahahaha. I’ve never heard of Drifter beer.

  141. I have lots of class. It’s all low, but I’ve got lots of it!

  142. Dick, will you email me a link to your book on Amazon?

    Also, does it have a lot of pictures?

  143. Dick, when I was in college, we were still using punchcards. Boy, did we hate it if our box full of cards fell open and all of the cards spilled out everywhere…..

  144. I’ve never heard of Drifter beer.
    ————–
    I’ve never heard of Dick’s book. (Ok, ok. I bought a copy for my dad, which he loved)

  145. when I was in college, we were still using punchcards.

    Is that what you called them?

  146. I never went to college.

  147. Peej, I know it doesn’t matter to anyone how good (or not) I am at this, but every once in a while, I just have to have a pity party for myself. All this lovely technology that can do so much, and I haven’t been able to keep up (even though intellectually I am certainly capable of it….). It’s OK, really – I get by.

    But now I understand how my grandparents felt when VCRs came out!

  148. Here are a couple photos (before/after) of a session my daughter had taken on the beach last summer. The shadow across her left leg is a rookie photographer mistake, but she wanted to use it for a Christmas card, so I removed it.

  149. T–You are doing just fine, considering you found the H2. I’m still teaching family members how to attach pictures to email.

  150. Back inside. Crap, got more of that toxic juice on me. Gotta shower pronto.

    Hey, Teresa. Ya done good! Started out as a programmer-analyst in the late 70s and was involved with the technology, design and management until the mid 90s. But have tried to keep my finger in it a bit. It’s tough. And it’s okay to get frustrated.

  151. MJ, are you and your woman doing anything fun for New Year’s?

  152. Cathy,

    I have a few elephant ears. One came back from the freeze last year, but one is still trying to make it. Hopefully it survived last night’s 30 degree temps.

  153. MJ, are you and your woman doing anything fun for New Year’s?
    ——————-
    We’re having our gaybors and a few other friends over. I’m sure it will spill out into the street near midnight. Most of our neighbors have something going on, so we’ll all meet up at a certain point. Its that kind of neighborhood. And you?

  154. MJ has gaybors? Did that revelation belong on the Donkey Rape thread?

  155. MJ has gaybors?
    ——-
    Yep. They are awesome.

  156. Yep. They are awesome. FABULOUS!!!!

    Fixt

  157. They would appreciate that.

    http://is.gd/jJazY

  158. A real MAN has now been added to the poat!

  159. Where is the outrage… reverse the colors here and …
    ———————
    Crime is crime. Doesn’t matter about the skin color.

  160. Well howdy M1911! Nice to meet you!

    Thanks for delurking

  161. Crime is crime. Doesn’t matter about the skin color.

    Unless of course you’re the liberal media. Had the colors been reversed, this would have been splashed all over the papers.

  162. CYN!!!!!

    I look nothing like Sean Connery. How could you make such a mistake?

  163. Unless of course you’re the liberal media. Had the colors been reversed, this would have been splashed all over the papers.
    ————
    True, but who really pays attention to Jesse or Al? I’m hoping the race issue will just die.

    Nice to meet you M1911.

  164. I didn’t want you bagging on me for poasting your POL, MJ.

    Heh. Who WOULDN’T sleep with Connery?!

  165. Dang it, Cyn! I just figured out how to get my picture posted, and now you done gone and messed it up again……

    *Blows lock of hair out of eyes, goes to attempt posting a picture again*

  166. HAHAHAHAHA! Teresa’s man is gone again.

    Great pic though Cyn.

  167. True, but who really pays attention to Jesse or Al?

    The media

  168. Dang it, Cyn! I just figured out how to get my picture posted, and now you done gone and messed it up again……

    Sorry; wasn’t on purpose, but it is the H2 Way™.

  169. Cyn, good job. Hell, I’d sleep with Sean Connery.

    But would he sleep with you?

    And no flashing that 3 piston asshammer as incentive.

  170. And why isn’t HUGH JACKMAN up there? Jeez; don’t we need the hits ‘er somthing?

  171. We’re having our gaybors and a few other friends over. I’m sure it will spill out into the street near midnight. Most of our neighbors have something going on, so we’ll all meet up at a certain point. Its that kind of neighborhood. And you?

    About every 3 or 4 years we’ll have a bash here but this isn’t one of those years so we’re just going to stay in and cook, play games and probably watch a movie and get drunk with Floyd.

    Fun!!

  172. hotlinking is wrong.

  173. The media
    ——–
    True, but who really pay attention to the media? The media?

  174. I first read that as hotLICKING.

  175. True, but who really pay attention to the media? The media?

    Sadly even Fox news likes to interview them.
    It’s just us hostages who are smart enough to not pay attention to that crap.

    Cyn, I had a hard time choosing between Hugh and Gerard.

  176. The Gun Kata

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeHrq_Fs1vk

  177. hotlinking is wrong.

    Then wordpress shouldn’t allow it.

  178. get drunk with Floyd.
    ——————-
    Awesome!!! If Floyd is i n Tampa tell him to stop by.

  179. PJ–i was itching to load up Tom Selleck as well. Restraint is good.

  180. Sadly even Fox news likes to interview them.
    It’s just us hostages who are smart enough to not pay attention to that crap.
    ——————
    True, but…of fuck. I give, you win. The media sucks, and so do race baiter-enablers.

  181. Just finished putting together a trampoline for honorable daughter… cannot figure out why they would pack sooooo many extra parts.

  182. Fixt (I think).

    I feel like one of those balls at the miniature golf park – I just keep getting knocked off of the course by better players…..

  183. I to, thought the donkey rape conversation had come to its climax.

    Cuz if you fondle their taint just so…

  184. I just emailed y’all an important poll question. Please vote. Thanks.

  185. True, but…of fuck. I give, you win. The media sucks, and so do race baiter-enablers.

    hahaha, you’re just agreeing with me on the part that the hostages are smarter. Don’t think I don’t know.

  186. Hey T—Send me your email. I’d love your perspective on a very weird situation.

    You can find mine here, below the picture.

    http://mjbehindthecurtain.wordpress.com/about/

  187. I just emailed y’all an important poll question. Please vote. Thanks.

    no.

  188. >> Then wordpress shouldn’t allow it.

    WordPress, or any blogging software, has to support embedded links, or it’s not terribly useful.

  189. It’s just us hostages who are smart enough to not pay attention to that crap.

    um, pjmomma …

    i just call it like it is. no offense, i don’t have much time to try and divy up 16year old expectations/dreams… these days but, i have awhile back, layed a ton of bricks on you with what i said… i know, and for that i am super sorry! i never meant to crush you, i just wanted to tell you how i felt stifled by you at that time! 16+ years ago! i don’t give a fuck!! i could care less!! drop this baggage and be free with me!! we’re still friends and i never wanna talk about kid shit again!! we’re adults now…? right? i got real fucking rash on you, cause i’m a person who is absolutely driven by my emotions. all times, everyday.

  190. Nice to meet you all as well; however….

    I’ve been around since cranky? passed on and before the other blow up on the other blog that formed the hostages. I just don’t have one of those fancy pictures… too busy drinking and shooting to post.
    :)

  191. WordPress, or any blogging software, has to support embedded links, or it’s not terribly useful.

    show off

  192. I just voted seven times.

  193. I just emailed y’all an important poll question. Please vote.
    ———
    I was told there would be no math.

  194. I just emailed y’all an important poll question. Please vote. Thanks.

    no.

    Dearest PJM,

    You’ll have to find someone else to sire the next “G” child. I’ll be home on Friday night. Washing my hair. All night long.

    Love and Kisses.

    BiW

  195. HAHAHAHAHA!

    Wiser proves, once again, that elephants and pricks never forget!

  196. ou’ll have to find someone else to sire the next “G” child.
    ———————-
    And I thought they were real….

  197. >> show off

    eh, it’s ok. I’m not the conscience of the internets.

    That’d be Robert Byrd (D-Hades)

  198. Hey Chief, what’s your avatard? It’s quite fetching.

  199. Cyn – It is the Legion of Merit.

  200. >> I first read that as hotLICKING

    hotlicking is ok.

  201. MJ, e-mail sent.

    BiW, no receiv-y e-mail from you with poll question (kochs at airmail dot net)

  202. hotlicking is ok.

    Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol IV

  203. What the fuck is this shit?

  204. Where is the outrage… reverse the colors here and …

    http://www.bradenton.com/2010/12/26/2836179/youths-arrested-in-cinema-fight.html#disqus_thread (read the comments for the real story)

    http://conservativenation.net/2010/12/29/white-couple-attacked-by-dozens-of-black-youths-in-bradenton-florida-media-silent/

    That’s, sadly, completely fucking believable. That is the main reason we don’t go to the movies anymore. Loud, obnoxious motherfuckers with a chip that are looking for somebody to knock it off and I have a tendency to be that somebody.

    The government has really done a bang-up job as the surrogate father for these black kids.

  205. I just went and looked at a larger pic Chief; it really is a handsome medal. Kudos

  206. Read this, then read the one comment.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/weigel/archive/2010/12/29/house-republicans-could-end-lame-duck-sessions.aspx

    Just how in the fuck can people that stupid know how to operate a computer?

  207. Just finished putting together a trampoline for honorable daughter… cannot figure out why they would pack sooooo many extra parts.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  208. I voted.

  209. Wiser – Not only is she stupid, she’s stupendously ugly too.

  210. Mrs Santa gave me and Mrs Rosetta tickets to this tonight:

    http://tinyurl.com/23qd6xt

    At least it doesn’t look gay.

    *cuts arm*

  211. um, pjmomma …

    How the hell did you find that again?

    eeesh

  212. I just don’t have one of those fancy pictures… too busy drinking and shooting to post.

    It’s nice to “see” ya around.

  213. Congratulations, MCPO!

    http://tinyurl.com/24lorr6

  214. No need Dick; that clown nose is hawtness defined!

  215. Comment by Cyn on December 29, 2010 5:12 pm

    No need Dick

    Lesbo.

  216. Just how in the fuck can people that stupid know how to operate a computer?

    She annoyed the hell out of me. Are you guys gonna do a hostage swarm on her, cuz that would be fun

  217. IMPORTANT UPDATE TO POAT ADDED!!!!!

    With mostly MEN, not BOYS…..

    (You guys may have created a monster – I think I may have this posting thing kinda figured out)

  218. Dick – I didn’t “win” anything. There was no raffle.

  219. Tif: Sony. Link. Fail.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A&feature=related

  220. Just click on the YouTube link, and it should work……

  221. No

  222. I tried to respond to that dummie, Wiser, but Slate doesn’t appear to like my comment.

    Hmmm.

  223. I’d like to give a big hearty EFF YOU to all those midwesterners who came here oh so many years ago and said, man, San Diego has such a temperate climate, there’s no need to put in central heat and air, hell, we don’t even need to insulate.

    I’M FREEZING!!

  224. Dick, your avatar now looks like a Golden Frisbee. What is it?

  225. PJ, you bought that house. Fix it.

    Not true. My grandparents bought it in 1952

  226. Comment by Rosetta on December 29, 2010 5:13 pm
    No need Dick

    Lesbo.

    http://is.gd/jJnRR

  227. Cyn, here’s a larger image.

    http://is.gd/jJjcY

    Dick was the first boy scout to ever be awarded that badge at birth

  228. HAHAHAHA! Awesome Dick!

  229. my grandparents didn’t build the house foolio

  230. Cyn, I’m using IE8. I’ll add a link underneath it, if that will help…..

  231. it’s cost prohibitive to put central heat and air into a house after it’s built

  232. I tried to respond to that dummie, Wiser, but Slate doesn’t appear to like my comment.

    Slate probably has your username tagged preemptively. You go straight to spam, wingnut!

    Weigel is one step above Politico, and Floyd licks his butt to get the Politico taste out of his mouth. At least Weigel has one reader, although I think she probably reads Politico for “balance”, on the other side of Kos.

  233. Just put on a fucking sweater.

  234. Just put on a fucking sweater.

    so sitting at the computer naked is a bad idea?

  235. It doesn’t matter which IE you’re using; it’s Sony. They are known for not allowing embedding. I was just fucking wif you a bit TiF. Afterall, you’re still a N00b ;-)

  236. so sitting at the computer naked is a bad idea?

    Not sure. Turn on the onboard camera and let me see how erect your nipples are.

  237. >> let me see how erect your nipples are.

    If they’re where I think they are, she can’t reach the camera controls.

  238. Maybe so, but they had sixty years of time to bring around to your standards, and failed.

    You’re right. What a bunch of fucking bastards. Never trust people from Missouri.

  239. We’re fucked.

    Damn straight, skippy……

  240. I was just fucking wif you a bit TiF. Afterall, you’re still a N00b

    Oh great, now we get to the hazing! Just don’t give me the carrot and peanut butter treatment, I’ve still got scars from the fraternity.

  241. Save that line of crap for somebody who’s not in the construction industry and doesn’t know it’s total bullshit.

    Really? So it doesn’t cost more than $11?

    sweet

  242. But when I click on the link, it opens right up…..

    And PJ, we added central heat and air to our circa 1907 house for a reasonable amount. In Texas, it was worth it…..

  243. *looks up “carrot and peanut butter treatment”; rubs hands together all evil-like and laughs*

  244. We’re fucked.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  245. It’s been completely retrofitted at a cost of about $1500 for the ducting, and $4500 for the ac/gas heat system.

    Seriously? That is awesome!! The quote I got out here was over $10,000. Which for me, is cost prohibitive. Maybe it’d be cheaper for me to have this house moved to Texas.

    It cost my parents about $20.000 to split the lot we’re living on. We had to have archaeologists come out to make sure there were no Indian artifacts and such. Seriously, that much money to have someone draw a line to split a lot?

  246. Hey, hey, hey…..

    I’m a sweet little 50-year-old lady! Don’t anybody even THINK about coming near me with carrots, peanut butter, and evil intentions…..

  247. that should read $10,000 to split the lot, not $20

  248. Someone needs to poat.

    This thing is slower than Dick spitting out a load of bull semen.

  249. Rosetta!!! What is Floyd wearing right NOW??

  250. Well, we all know how much Dick loves the bull semen…..

  251. Rosetta!!! What is Floyd wearing right NOW??

    hahahaha, that was great!

  252. Just put on a fucking sweater.

    Hotspur is Jimmah Carter?

  253. that should read $10,000 to split the lot, not $20

    Maybe you were confused, because you just found $20?

  254. Maybe you were confused, because you just found $20?

    Damn you people!! Just let me curse the midwesterners and leave me be!

  255. Rosetta!!! What is Floyd wearing right NOW??

    This.

    http://tinyurl.com/245vqgr

  256. New awesome Poat.

  257. Pink Flowered Dress!!! Yay!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

    +11,103.7 Nobels

  258. Hahahahahahahaha.

    You know what I like.

    *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!*

  259. Back At Ya!!!

  260. I still have the lighter Cyn gave me in CT when she found another one that matched her dress.

  261. Rosetta – did you get my email last night?!

    awaiting password…..

    *thumb up ass, waiting*

  262. Password protected post? WTF?

  263. Not anymore, Scott. Some of the boys are fooling around. It’s open again.


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