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HHD – Thanksgiving leftover edition

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Secret Santa gifts should be mailed by Saturday December 11th, and we will have the opening presents poat Monday night December 20th!

Now back to our Hunky Hump Day already in progress…

The pies are long gone, and the turkey was used up making the soup no one really wants, but there are other Thanksgiving leftovers, namely the hunks I didn’t use last week.

First, our song to get you in the mood.  Makes me want a motorcycle ride…

For sale?  I’ll buy that.

Redhead hunks are getting hard to find – I still laugh when a search brings me right back here.  Hope one of these two will do for Carin.  Red beard close enough?

or just imagine…

One for me…

Hoo-rah!

Hope you found these leftovers yummy.

Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.

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December 1, 2010
Categories: BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, redhead, Space pens, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant

429 Comments

  1. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:07 am

    I didn’t make the cut, again, I see…

  2. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:09 am

    (from previous poat)
    But I understand why she sent you the card. You just give off these vibes of hate for teh gays. And the lesbians.

    It’s funny, ’cause I don’t hate teh gays at all. Hard to be in the restaurant business and hate the gays. I had tons of gay friends. It was funny, because here was this privileged, sheltered little snit lecturing me in kind (I lived and worked in Detroit at this time) about tolerance. Really typical, to be honest.

  3. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:10 am

    YAY!!! HHD!!!

    *wipes drool off keyboard*

  4. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:10 am

    Yummy yummy.

    There’s a redhead at my gym. Perhaps he’d let me include him in our little tradition?

  5. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:10 am

    Car in, I was joking, I’m sure you know. And for the record, I don’t hate the gays. I miss Jewstin. Not as much as Wiserbud….

  6. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:11 am

    I think the guy on the car is the winnah

  7. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:11 am

    I didn’t make the cut, again, I see…

    Have you sent in pics??

  8. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:12 am

    Car in, I was joking, I’m sure you know. An

    Yea I know. I just wanted to get in that bit about my cousin being a sheltered little liberal brat.

    Her dad wouldn’t even let her go to Detroit. Too dangerous. Yet, she’s gonna lecture me from her private school background.

    Whateve.

  9. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 10:14 am

    Me> I just hate the gays. Not the lesbians

    I don’t hate the gays, but I don’t believe in legally protected classes of persons. I am not willing to accommodate their – or any other group’s – clamoring for legal recourse to right (real or imagined) perceived wrongs. Life’s a fucking bitch, and we all get handled one way or another. Get used to the pain, motherfuckers, and quitcherbitchin’.

  10. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:15 am

    Have you sent in pics??

    I told her she could use my PoL pic if she wanted.

  11. Comment by catman on December 1, 2010 10:15 am

    Well,

    Webpage updated, new pictures of teh kittehs. I need to abuse the kids for awhile..(homeschooling) BBL, Bible study Luke 8 16-18 today.

  12. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:16 am

    Hang on a second Jazz, I want to reply to that, but have to grab something from Gabe’s DADT post yesterday….

  13. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:16 am

    I told her she could use my PoL pic if she wanted.

    I demand…. racier pics 😉

    And no Dolly.

  14. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:22 am

    First, in the recommendations portion of the report, the working group found that sexual orientation should not be placed alongside race, color, religion, sex, and national origin, as a class eligible for various diversity programs, tracking initiatives, and complaint resolution processes. It noted that such special treatment would itself cause problems. Instead, complaints of discrimination, if they occur, “should be dealt with through existing mechanisms—primarily the chain of command—available for complaints not involving race, color, sex, religion, or national origin.

    I think if DADT is repealed, this little bon mot will pass by the wayside, and we WILL see a new protected class. And I think maybe, just maybe, the panel also sees that instituting these policies and programs for OTHER protected classes may not be the best approach. CDR Salamander has a weekly feature, Diversity Thursday, about the insanity that the diversity industry is pushing on the Navy (and the rest of the services, by extension).

    I guess in over 8 years in combat arms line companies, I probably worked with 3 guys who were gay. They were effeminate, and never seemed to have girlfriends, and didn’t go out with the squad, but DID go out all the time.

    But they were pretty damn discrete.

  15. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:24 am

    Aggie, “racier” pics would imply pics of me wearing less clothing. Lemme tell you, that’s not really something you want. Unlike you and your eyeball, I’m not all that attractive.

  16. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:33 am

    Wow. I kilt it early.

  17. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:36 am

    No, I was…..imagining 😉

  18. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:36 am

    **puts pants back on**

    Oh.

  19. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:36 am

    And you haven’t seen the rest of my face, so you can’t say I am all that attractive either. There is a reason I hide behind my hair.

  20. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2010 10:37 am

    So instead of the discreetness of gays serving in the past and now, they repeal the DADT, and the gays start openly prancing….maybe one or two wanting to wear the opposite sex’s uniform…..

    …..can the troops petition for unisex showers and bunks? Why should the gays get to be that close to those they are sexually attracted to and noone else can?

  21. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:37 am

    You know, Aggie, you missed out. I was topless in my old “Yearbook” photo.

  22. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:41 am

    I was topless in my old “Yearbook” photo.

    AAAARRRGH!!!!

    Damnit….

  23. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 10:41 am

    No, you didn’t, xbrad. I’m just trying to come up with something substantive to say in response to your comment. I don’t have anything to say other than I’m fucking tired of the government trying to legislate fairness. Fuck fairness. Fair was never part of life’s deal. If you’re born gay with a hairlip and bowed legs to a brownish immigrant family of dirt worshippers in Manhattan, I don’t give a shit. But if you want some sort of legal protections or entitlements because of your situation? Fuck you. People have a right to hate you for no reason, and you have the same right to hate them back. The country was founded on the individual’s “freedom to,” not “freedom from.” If someone gets fucked in the process, so be it. I just don’t even care.

  24. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:42 am

    I’m against the repeal of DADT. Always have been, probably always will be. But I’ll admit that about 95% of the gays that do serve will do so honorably, and will not be problem children.

    But there’s that small slice of that population that will become a commander’s nightmare. Every time they get stuck with the shitty end of the stick, or get passed over for promotion, or get busted for poor discipline, they’ll whip out the discrimination card. It’s just one more headache that causes far more problems than it solves.

    Military service is a privilege, not a right.

    And the panel’s “either we’ll do it or the courts will” attitude is pusillanimous. The Constitution VERY clearly gives Congress, not the executive, and certainly not the courts, the power to regulate the services. Maybe Congress should remind the courts to stay in their lane.

  25. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 10:43 am

    And you haven’t seen the rest of my face, so you can’t say I am all that attractive either. There is a reason I hide behind my hair.

    Well, you’ve said that you tip the scales under a $1.30, so you’re not jelly-roll ugly. 🙂 I think you’re being coy.

  26. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:46 am

    t. But if you want some sort of legal protections or entitlements because of your situation? Fuck you. People have a right to hate you for no reason, and you have the same right to hate them back. Th

    When I think back during highschool, for example, there were people who here hated, or teased, or picked on for all sorts of reasons. And, for no reasons at all. A few were under homo-suspicion, but many were teased for being poor or badly dressed or having some sort of anomaly. I’m sure these folks faced discrimination all their life, unless they learned – somehow – to overcome. To become better. STronger. Smarter. Whatever

    What we’re doing, is teaching protected classes that they don’t have to do shit to overcome.

  27. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:47 am

    I’ve seen your bewbs pic, and your booty. And you have lovely hair. And at least one eye is still present.

    Look, if we can get past the giant pus-oozing hump on Laura, I don’t think you’ve got any real issues.

  28. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2010 10:47 am

    The Constitution VERY clearly gives Congress, not the executive, and certainly not the courts, the power to regulate the services. Maybe Congress should remind the courts to stay in their lane.

    This administration specifically believes the Constitution is flawed and pretty much threw it out the window. And congress is full of greedy pussies that do not know their ass from a hole in the ground.

  29. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:48 am

    Obama’s crowing about it today. Email blast.

    he Pentagon study released yesterday confirms what we’ve long known: The military is ready to repeal “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.”

    The report found that 70 percent of troops do not believe the change would have a negative impact on morale, and troop readiness would not be affected.

    Fuck you Obama. You and your military-hating party.

  30. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:48 am

    No, not jelly-roll ugly…. just not pretty 😀

  31. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:49 am

    More BS:

    But the Republican opposition in the Senate — led by Senator John McCain — is already digging in its heels.

    People like Sen. McCain said they would defer to military leadership — and then refused to budge when people like Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Admiral Mike Mullen, Defense Secretary Robert Gates, and former Secretary of State Colin Powell all came forward to support repeal.

  32. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 10:50 am

    I say, Section 8 every one of the mother bastards. If they want to serve in the army or navy, let them start one of their own. Or just put them all in with the zoomies, They’re fags anyway.

  33. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 10:50 am

    The report found that 70 percent of troops do not believe the change would have a negative impact on morale, and troop readiness would not be affected.

    Weirdly, I heard the exact opposite from the Army.

  34. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2010 10:52 am

    There is this one gay guy in another group I used to belong to, always whining that if someone had a disagreement with him, it was because they were homophobe or didn’t like his gay hair (he’s thirty something and still dresses and grooms like he is 14) or didn’t like his gay clothes.

    Um, no, we don’t like him because he is an obnoxious whiney bitch with real bad taste in hair and clothes. Makes him look like a pervert. We don’t like him because he always prances in and takes a dump in someone else’s discussion.

    He hates me because I voiced my dislike of Madonna (‘she can do no wrong’) and defended the gay hating Bush.

  35. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 10:53 am

    Well, as I posted in the other thread, over 70% of the troops work in support positions. No one thinks it would affect moral THERE.

    Also, word is that a lot of folks didn’t answer; respond/contribute their feelings to the report.

  36. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:54 am

    Nearly 60 percent of Army and Marine Corps warriors said open homosexuals in the ranks would damage war-fighting capabilities, the study found.

    “For this reason, the uniformed service chiefs are less sanguine than the working group about the level of risk of repeal with regard to combat readiness,” said Mr. Gates, who supports repeal, as does Navy Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

    The Pentagon survey of all troops, be they in desk jobs or in the field, found about 70 percent said open gays would have positive, mixed or no effect on unit cohesion.

    By contrast, combat troops, who live in intimate surroundings while deployed, overwhelming reported that open gays would undermine military readiness, or preparedness for combat.

  37. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2010 10:54 am

    I heard Gates sound bites being played on the radio last night. He is really pushy about this whole issue.

    What’s in it for him?

  38. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 10:56 am

    Car in, the survey went to the troops home address, and each one had a specific log in password. Gee, who wants to express hostility to repeal when there’s a digital footprint…?

    No wonder a lot of folks didn’t respond.

    And as noted elsewhere, there was no option on the survey for a troop to say explicitly that he supported retaining DADT

  39. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2010 10:58 am

    The Pentagon survey of all troops, be they in desk jobs or in the field, found about 70 percent said open gays would have positive, mixed or no effect on unit cohesion.

    Ah ha! That is because that is where most gays would prefer to be. Enjoy serving behind a desk so as not to be around potentially icky blood or a broke fingernail.

    By contrast, combat troops, who live in intimate surroundings while deployed, overwhelming reported that open gays would undermine

    There you go. They are in the thick of it. They are thin red line. What they say, should go.

  40. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:00 am

    No, not jelly-roll ugly…. just not pretty

    I’m not gonna fight you on this, but if you’re serious, I think you’re being hard on yourself. If you’re not serious, you’ve got the coy thing down pat. And I’ve found that an engaging personality goes a long way toward diminishing one’s less attractive features and augmenting the good ones, while a less desirable personality creates the opposite effect. I know some tasty chubs and some hideous aesthetically gifted people. You have an engaging personality: No matter how you feel about your looks, the package you is a hottie. 😀

  41. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2010 11:00 am

    Why in hell did they even ask the desk help and count their opinion?

  42. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:02 am

    Jazz, I’m very serious. Comes from being a wallflower and having gorgeous sisters.

    But I thank you for the compliments.

    *gives Jazz smooches and hugs*

  43. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:02 am

    Now, beasn, in English?

  44. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 11:03 am

    And I’ve found that an engaging personality goes a long way toward diminishing one’s less attractive features and augmenting the good ones, while a less desirable personality creates the opposite effect.

    You’re screwed, Jazz.

  45. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 11:06 am

    Aggie, I’ve seen older pics of you on Facechimpdouchepimp, and you look fine. Trust me.

    I’m pre-med.

  46. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 11:09 am

    Re: DADT

    The survey is a fucking sham, Mullen would sell his wife on national TV if Obama asked him to and Obama will shove this through and claim to be Harry Fucking Truman.

  47. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:10 am

    I’m pre-med.

    I already know how to play “Doctor”.

  48. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 11:13 am

    Pray for me. Long division part of the day.

  49. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 11:13 am

    Aggie?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4q6IzXwtqo

  50. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:17 am

    You’re screwed, Jazz.

    That’s just impolite. I’m “augmenting my less desirable features.”

  51. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:18 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *prays for Carin*

  52. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 11:21 am

    I was told there would be no math…

  53. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:22 am

    I forgot to tell you guys how my day started.

    I stepped in dog shit.

    In the basement.

    In a closed room, with a latch five-and-a-half feet off the floor.

    And my dog is not bipedal, nor does she have digital dexterity or an opposable thumb.

    I started my day with a “FUCK!” and a mystery.

  54. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:24 am

    I started my day with a “FUCK!” and a mystery.

    So, you have some visitors?

  55. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:26 am

    By the way, y’all are missing a hot hooker…

  56. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:35 am

    By the way, y’all are missing a hot hooker…

    You can’t fake an ass like that.

  57. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 11:39 am

    “Magnificent” is the word that comes to mind.

  58. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:45 am

    Tits look real, too. Gotta love the real mams. They make me feel kind of peckish. 😛

  59. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 11:46 am

    There is a reason I hide behind my hair.

    Yes. It’s called “teasing”, and Veronica Lake used it to great effect.

  60. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:47 am

    Peckish??

    *serves roast beef and mustard sandwiches*

  61. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 11:47 am

    People have a right to hate you for no reason, and you have the same right to hate them back. The country was founded on the individual’s “freedom to,” not “freedom from.” If someone gets fucked in the process, so be it.

    Amen. Brother.

  62. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 11:49 am

    Good morning, BisW!!!

    I do NOT tease!

    Much.

  63. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 11:50 am

    And the panel’s “either we’ll do it or the courts will” attitude is pusillanimous. The Constitution VERY clearly gives Congress, not the executive, and certainly not the courts, the power to regulate the services. Maybe Congress should remind the courts to stay in their lane.

    Its taken a while to get there, but I’ve come to the conclusion that Marbury v. Madison was one more place where the government fucked up royally and took us away from the carefully crafted blueprint that was so elegantly laid out for us.

  64. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:51 am

    *serves roast beef and mustard sandwiches*

    That’s sweet, Aggie, but after looking at Suelyn’s rump steak and funbags, I think I’m hungry for a mam-wich.

  65. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:52 am

    Clicking on the “Your Mom” pic in the PoL is FUNNY. hahahahah

  66. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:56 am

    I think Prince William should get a Prince Albert for his Princess.

  67. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 11:56 am

    This administration specifically believes the Constitution is flawed and pretty much threw it out the window. And congress is full of greedy pussies that do not know their ass from a hole in the ground.

    Beasn, this administration is just more open about what they think. We pretty much threw the Constitution out the window with the 17th Amendment, as it destroyed the representation of the States in the federal government and undermined the idea of federalism, as it relegated states to the position of subservient rather than co-equal sovereigns with the federal government. The rest has been kabuki theatre ever since.

  68. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 11:59 am

    Let me say now that the rumors of Republican spinelessness and gutlessness I’ve been hearing over the past few days regarding the START treaty and a requirement for coverage of pre-existing conditions in insurance reform is the harbinger of a fucking incumbent drubbing of epic proportions. Fuck those fucking tone-deaf cows in Congress. I think we’re going to have to beat the good ideas into them.

  69. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:14 pm

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up., you guys.

  70. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 12:18 pm

    I put ’em all to sleep with my comments.

    Just throw some cold water on them.

  71. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:19 pm

    Don’t be alarmed if you find pubic hairs in the peanut butter or jelly.

  72. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:20 pm

    I put ‘em all to sleep with my comments.

    Too bad that’s not a selective power.

  73. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 12:20 pm

    I knew we were going to get this shit when we recycled Boehner and Cantor into the house leadership.

    Hopefully the Tea Party class being seated in January will clue them in. Doubtful, though.

  74. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:21 pm

    Oh, sorry. I was fixing lunch.

    And I agree, BisW. The 17th Amendment was the first step.

  75. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:22 pm

    I knew we were going to get this shit when we recycled Boehner and Cantor into the house leadership.

    Me, too. McConnell’s an anachronistic piece of shit, too. I used to say I didn’t have a problem with him. Well, I do. He’s a fucking good ol’ establishment boy. He needs his card revoked.

  76. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:24 pm

    I knew we were going to get this shit when we recycled Boehner and Cantor into the house leadership.

    Not to mention shutting out Michelle Bachmann from any leadership positions.

  77. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 12:24 pm

    I was doing long division. LONG FUCKING DIVISION.

    Now i’ve got ’em reading their bibles.

    Next up? Geography.

  78. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:26 pm

    So does Cornyn, that motherfucking piece of pig offal.

  79. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 12:27 pm

    Well, there is a good deal of public support for some form of health care reform. Those asshats didn’t just pull that idea out of their asses.

    I think it is a bad idea, but the fact is, there’s a lot of Congressmen who got re-elected without any Tea party support, and don’t realize just how vulnerable they are to a primary challenge. They think they have to do something besides just be the party of no. They’re wrong, but they don’t know it yet.

  80. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:31 pm

    Now i’ve got ‘em reading their bibles.
    Next up? Geography.

    (a) Identify on the map the location of the biblical city of Sodom.

    (b) Identify on the map the location of the biblical city of Gomorrah.

    (c) Identify on the map the Isle of Lesbos.

    True or false:

    (a) The clitoris is a treasure worthy of its own map.

    (b) If the clitoris were on a map, the map would describe an imaginary place.

    (c) Rosetta can read and understand “the map to female happiness.”

    FIN

  81. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:35 pm

    I was in a porn shop once that had all its girl-on-girl merchandise in an aisle designated the “Aisle of Lesbos.”

    I’m still laughing.

  82. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:36 pm

    BTW, it’s snowing here today. Welcome home, Old Man Winter. You smell like seasonal crotchberries.

  83. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:37 pm

    What’s “YAGNP,” dick? Some kind of LARPing?

  84. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 12:39 pm

    Welcome to the club, Dick.

  85. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:40 pm

    Oh…my….

    The things I learn at this blog….

  86. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:46 pm

    What’dya expect?

    Well, I don’t know, but I sure as hell am glad I’m getting a great education!!!

  87. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 12:49 pm

    YAGNP = You Ain’t Gettin’ No Pussy

    Big deal. Been a member for years. I’m married, you know.

  88. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 12:50 pm

    Gawd! I live amongst a collection of lazy-asses and idiots!!

    Wind is blowing at 19 with gusts to 35mph. Today is recycle pickup. Fucking idiots put the paper products on the bottom and plastic bottles on top.

    Yup, the entire development now has a nice layer of plastic pop bottles and milk cartons.

    HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE AND STILL CONSIDERED ‘FUNCTIONAL’ IN THIS FUCKING SOCIETY!!!?!?!!?!!

  89. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:51 pm

    Dang it, I still can’t comment at IB.

    Oh well, guess I’ll loiter here.

  90. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 12:52 pm

    Your first clue, Chief, is that the fuckers are recycling to begin with.

    A fucking waste of time and money.

  91. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 12:52 pm

    Aggie – It’s OK. There are about 6 sites I can no longer comment on!

  92. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 12:53 pm

    There are about 6 sites I can no longer comment on!

    That’s not a software glitch, Chief. 😛

  93. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 12:53 pm

    Hotspur – Concur. However, the commie assholes in the borough have made it mandatory. “It’s for the children. . .”

  94. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 12:55 pm

    Jazz – True. A banning from one site with crappy software bars me from others that I normally read/comment on. It’s a great FUCKING deal.

  95. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 12:55 pm

    See, that’s why I fucking hate children.

  96. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 12:56 pm

    http://www.aipnews.com/talk/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=18210&posts=1

  97. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 12:59 pm

    Chief, we have “mandatory” recycling here, too. And you have to put your trash out in town-approved and town-sold trashbags (per bag trash fee). It is an extra tax the town imposed without a single vote from a citizen.

    I take my trash to our business and dump it in the dumpster there. I still put out the recycling though – let the other suckers pay for it.

  98. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:01 pm

    Good news from the senate GOP up at Ace’s.

  99. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:02 pm

    Aggie – Surprised? I’m not. I used to design, conduct and analyze surveys within DON. This is a common trick. DOD loves the Likert scale with ambiguous words like, “mainly” or “mostly” because they plug those responses into the results they want.

  100. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 1:02 pm

    See, that’s why I fucking hate children.

    I love children. Baked, broiled, stir-fried – just about any way you can cook ’em.

  101. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:04 pm

    AD – We have that too. However, we had a smart lawyer that found an “opt out” for us. We have a private contractor that picks up in our development for 1/3 of the cost of the borough. BTW, it’s the same waste disposal company that picks up the borough bags.

  102. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:05 pm

    Good news from the senate GOP up at Ace’s.

    Thanks for sharing.
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    asshole

  103. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 1:07 pm

    Hahahaha

  104. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:08 pm

    don’t blame me, MCPO. I’m not the one who got tossed.

  105. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:10 pm

    Xbrad – Fuck you.

  106. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 1:14 pm

    Chief that happened here a few months ago. The whole neighborhood was littered with crap and stupid people kept hauling their recycling out to the curb.

    Know what else pisses me off? My bank has a new policy where one teller is assigned to be a greeter, and due to the teller shortage there is now always a line. What used to take 2 minutes now takes 10 just so an idiot can ask me how my day is.

    Genius!

  107. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:16 pm

    You wouldn’t like it, MCPO.

    I just lay there and sweat.

  108. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 1:17 pm

    lie

  109. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:19 pm

    You wouldn’t like it, MCPO.

    I just lay there and sweat.

    Ha ha haa ..

    I mean, that’s hawt.

  110. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:19 pm

    With me you would be biting the pillow too.

  111. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:20 pm

    **puts hotspur in the “kill with an XM25” list**

  112. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on December 1, 2010 1:20 pm

    Cam Newton cleared by NCAA:

    http://is.gd/i3tD4

  113. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 1:20 pm

    This is probably an HHD crime or something but Mrs MJ just got back her first print ad.

    http://is.gd/i3uZm

    Oh, and McConnell says that they will filibuster everything but bills that address the tax issue for all americans and funding the gov.

  114. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 1:21 pm

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!

  115. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:22 pm

    >> Yup, the entire development now has a nice layer of plastic pop bottles and milk cartons.

    MCPO to pop bottles: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

  116. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 1:23 pm

    Congrats to Mrs. MJ!!

    That looks like a fun thing to do, too. The pin-up phoos, I mean.

  117. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:23 pm

    With me you would be biting the pillow too.

    You’re right.

    I’m afraid of needles.

  118. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:24 pm

    That’s Mrs. MJ?

    **saves ad to “special” file**

  119. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 1:25 pm

    phoos = photos….. sheesh…

  120. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:25 pm

    xBad – So you know, the ban at AOSHQ stops me from visiting and commenting on about 6 other sites that have ZERO to do with what went down. I’m blocked from every, single site on the mu.nu domain. And, for some reason, I can’t get into Protein Wisdom since the ban either.

  121. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 1:27 pm

    The necklace placement is wrong.

    Yes, there is a necklace there. It should fall to the side.

    And before anyone says it, should have been a pearl necklace. SYWM!!!

  122. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 1:31 pm

    Master Chief, I’m sorry to hear that.

    You can’t get into PW at all? Or just can’t comment?

  123. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:32 pm

    And, for some reason, I can’t get into Protein Wisdom since the ban either.

    So Jeff removing those IP bans didn’t help? He wasn’t sure what was causing the problem at his site – your IP wasn’t on his ban list, but he thought similar #s may have caused it.

  124. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:33 pm

    Haven’t been able to access PW (without going through a proxy) since the blanket mu.nu ban.

  125. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:34 pm

    Cool, MJ. is this a regular gig for her or some sort of side interest/ hobby?

  126. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:34 pm

    Have you emailed pixy?

  127. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:35 pm

    Layoffs at the company today. There’s some Green Jobs(tm) for you, Barry.

  128. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 1:38 pm

    Sorry to hear that, Andy. Is your job safe today?

    Lay-offs (they are called RIFs – Reduction In Force) are common in the high tech industry nowadays.

  129. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:39 pm

    Carin –

    1. Don’t have his email addy
    2. He’s busy helping Assange set up his stuff on Amazon’s servers (kidding!)

  130. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:40 pm

    Just realized we hit an Airplane! Dead Pool Trifecta this year: Peter Graves, Barbara Billingsley and Leslie (snicker) Nielsen.

  131. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:41 pm

    >> Is your job safe today?

    Yeah. I get the unlucky task of being the hatchet man for a lot of them.

  132. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 1:41 pm

    Its a hobby. We own the rights, but she allows her friend who owns the vintage store to use them.

  133. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 1:42 pm

    I don’t understand the IP bans. . . . Don’t most people have dynamic IP addresses? Why can’t a banned person just reset their modem and acquire a new IP address to circumvent the ban?

  134. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:45 pm

    >> Why can’t a banned person just reset their modem and acquire a new IP address to circumvent the ban?

    Depends on how long your ISP’s DHCP lease expiration is set for. You’d most likely just get assigned the same IP address on the reset unless you shut it down for a while. Like while you were out on the golf course.

  135. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 1:46 pm

    Sorry to hear that Andy. Good luck with the conversations.

  136. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:47 pm

    Well, Andy, tell him how to do it.

    Jeff G’s been great lately. And he’s got Avatards at his blog now!

  137. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:49 pm

    Jeff G’s been great lately. And he’s got Avatards at his blog now!

    Thanks for sharing.
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    bitch

  138. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 1:50 pm

    I don’t know if you have the inclination or stamina to follow this through or not, but I somehow got directed to this story this morning. About a year ago, a kid posted on a car forum about needing help restoring his ’86 Fiero. He had terminal cancer and was posting from a hospital. The forum members collected a bunch of parts and cash and went to the kid’s hometown in BFE, MN to restore the car for him over a weekend. The car came out kick ass, the kid was happy, and then he passed away. It very evidently was a moving experience for everyone involved. I found the story completely engrossing.

    http://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum2/HTML/104362.html
    http://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum1/HTML/078180.html
    http://www.tylerstoy.com/

    http://www.frazeeforum.com/main.asp?Search=1&ArticleID=22035&SectionID=21&SubSectionID=61&S=1

    http://www.frazeeforum.com/main.asp?Search=1&ArticleID=22040&SectionID=21&SubSectionID=61&S=1

    http://jalopnik.com/5471953/fiero-enthusiast-tyler-shipman-passes-away

    http://www.carlustblog.com/2010/11/our-cars-pontiac-fiero.html

  139. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:50 pm

    They’re done, MJ. Maybe now I’ll get a good night’s sleep … in a week or so.

    After having had to do this more times than I can count, it doesn’t seem to get any easier.

  140. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:50 pm

    Goodness, my kids come up with some creative games.

    During geography, they started competing for states … if you could name the state, it was “yours” and you got to write your name on it (I have a wall sized blank map that’s erasable).

    Anyway, they’re onto doing something with the countries. Erin is the leader of Poland now.

    lol

  141. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 1:52 pm

    Jeff G’s been great lately. And he’s got Avatards at his blog now!

    Thanks for sharing.

    Awww … grumpy … how’s about I make you a sammich? I’ll cut the crusts off?

    HA HA … my son made himself a sammich for school … peanut butter, jelly, and mini-marshmellows.

    I could make you one of those?

  142. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 1:53 pm

    Car in, maybe they could take that down to a street address level and instead of owning it, you’d just become the mayor of it.

    /foursquare

  143. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 1:56 pm

    Roast Beast, Swiss cheese and horseradish on a kaiser roll.

  144. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 1:56 pm

    Thanks, Jazz.

    *runs through a box of Kleenex*

  145. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 2:00 pm

    Roast Beast, Swiss cheese and horseradish on a kaiser roll.

    Humn, I have honey turkey, munster, mayo, on sourdough.

    Close enough?

  146. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 2:02 pm

    Humn, I have honey turkey, munster, mayo, on sourdough.

    That will work!

  147. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 2:03 pm

    Yesterday they were playing airplane.

    They got some old mattress and were riding it down the stairs. ‘cept you had to have a boarding pass (which my daughter made up -First class, business class, an coach), pay with cash (photocopies of $100 bills) which she rang up on an old keyboard next to the stairs.

    Lol.

  148. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 2:04 pm

    *shoves a few mini-marshmellows into sammich, giggling.

    HERE YOU GO!

  149. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 2:05 pm

    >> pay with cash (photocopies of $100 bills)

    Knock, knock

    Who is it?

    It’s the ObamaSecret Service here to arrest you for counterfeiting

    fin

  150. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 2:08 pm

    Anyone listen to Cage The Elephant?

    They’re kinda cool

  151. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 2:08 pm

    Thanks Jazz, the CarLust article was a good cap to a fine series of articles.

  152. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 2:09 pm

    Poor dick. No nookie or good food.

  153. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 2:11 pm

    http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment

  154. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 2:18 pm

    I need a nap and I’m in charge of the office right now. Suggestions?

  155. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 2:19 pm

    With fucking what?
    We have no money.

    Michelle’s going to return some shoes. She kept the receipts!

  156. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 2:19 pm

    Amazon terminates relationship with WikiLeaks.

    WikiLeaks sobs, and begs for another chance…

  157. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 2:21 pm

    Anyone listen to Cage The Elephant?

    No, but that reminds me of a classmate’s band in law school: Elephant Gerald.

    Hahahahahahaha!

  158. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 2:29 pm

    Here’s a local news story on that car kid, if you don’t feel like reading all that stuff:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg4s4CEUliA

  159. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 2:31 pm

    Michelle’s going to return some oversized women’s shoes. She kept the receipts Barry’s secret!

    FTFY.

  160. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 2:32 pm

    Car in, I’m not above accepting donations for either item.

    Talk to xbradtc. I’m sure he’ll “donate”.

  161. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 2:33 pm

    At last. Our long, national nightmare is over: http://tinyurl.com/2bgzroh

    You may resume your normal lives.

  162. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on December 1, 2010 2:37 pm

    Booo, MCPO. (look upstream^^ to 1:20)

  163. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 2:37 pm

    Still looking for a redhead, Car in?

    http://tinyurl.com/29mu7ev

  164. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 2:38 pm

    Amazon terminates relationship with WikiLeaks

    Amazon should get a fucking colonoscopy for that stunt. WTF was it thinking? They should get a shit-tonne of bad press, too. Why an American company would knowingly rent itself out to an anti-American organization that has operated with callous disregard for the safety of Americans and American allies is a mystery to me. Amazon ought to be roasted on the spit of flaming public opinion – at a minimum.

  165. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 2:42 pm

    would knowingly rent itself out to an anti-American
    —————————————–
    Couldn’t the same thing be said about Michelle’s vajajay, or Mr Pelosi’s cock, or Mrs Frank’s asshole?

  166. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 2:49 pm

    Couldn’t the same thing be said about Michelle’s vajajay, or Mr Pelosi’s cock, or Mrs Frank’s asshole

    Yeah, but none of them are legally recognized entities or pay taxes.

  167. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 2:51 pm

    or pay taxes.
    ——-
    HA!

  168. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 2:56 pm

    >> Amazon should get a fucking colonoscopy for that stunt. WTF was it thinking?

    You sign up for Amazon S3 services online and the bandwidth and storage charges are just metered and billed. It’s not like Assange went and sat down with someone at Amazon and hammered out a contract to host his site.

    They were probably as surprised as anyone to find out that they were hosting it and moved pretty quickly to determine that he was violating the TOS and shut it down.

  169. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 3:01 pm

    That’s kind of what I expected, Andy. I can’t imagine anyone would say “yeah, sure, why not?”

  170. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 3:04 pm

    Carin do you ever listen to ANY music by someone/anyone folks (other than you and Uni) have ever heard of?

  171. Comment by Jazz on December 1, 2010 3:13 pm

    They were probably as surprised as anyone to find out that they were hosting it and moved pretty quickly to determine that he was violating the TOS and shut it down.

    Ahh, I see. So what probably happened should excuse an any sort in inquiry. I get it.

  172. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 3:16 pm

    >> So what probably happened should excuse an any sort in inquiry.

    Didn’t say that. But it’s probably a little premature to call for roasting Amazon on the spit of flaming public opinion – at a minimum.

  173. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 3:19 pm

    But it’s probably a little premature to call for roasting Amazon on the spit of flaming public opinion

    But I have a brand new pitchfork I’m dying to try out!

  174. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 3:22 pm

    **pushes Mitch McConnel towards AD**

  175. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on December 1, 2010 3:25 pm

    Pudding. Fucking. CUP:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olXy5VSKK6c&feature=related

  176. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 3:25 pm

    I saw it, Dick, as you know. Supposedly, MCPO would have watched it yesterday, or so he said he was going to. I’m unsure about Carin though.

  177. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 3:26 pm

    This isn’t much different than putting up a pr0n site on WordPress.com. You sign up for an account, load your files and go. Then, eventually, WordPress.com figures it out and shuts you down because you’re violating the terms of service.

    BTW, I know this is how Amazon works because I back up my home network there. They don’t even allocate you a fixed pool of storage space or bandwidth. The sky’s the limit and they just total it up and bill you at the end of the month.

  178. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 3:28 pm

    >> **pushes Mitch McConnel towards AD**

    AD, how long are the tines on that thing?

    Representative Cantor, could I have a word with you about your remarks on Obamacare?

  179. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 3:30 pm

    Hurry up and answer Carin. I gotta go to the chirocruncher in a minute.

  180. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 3:30 pm

    I still haven’t gotten past the pilot, but go ahead.

    Was I the one who recommended KickAss to you? I never finished it. My copy was totally shitty.

    But you MUST watch RESTREPO, Dick.

    Bring a hanky.

  181. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 3:31 pm

    I thought Kick Ass was one of the biggest (as in good) movie surprises of the year.

  182. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 3:34 pm

    Okay, rocketchick, confess. What did you discover?

    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/12/01/rumor-roundup-nasa-discovered-alien-life/

  183. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 3:34 pm

    Dick, you’ll feel even better about Stinky joining the Navy after you watch that movie.

  184. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 3:37 pm

    Maybe not tears, but you’ll admire the heck out of them. And you’ll have flashbacks to all the stupid shit you did as a youngster in a line platoon.

  185. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 3:49 pm

    My BIL jumped into Iraq with the 173rd, Dick. He had some stories…..

  186. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 3:53 pm

    Anyone listen to Cage The Elephant?

    They’re kinda cool

    I’ve heard them. They’re fucking commies.

  187. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 3:55 pm

    Dick, I’d just say that reflects well on his comrades, rather than poorly on him.

  188. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 4:04 pm

    He deserved it, I’m certain. I’m just thinking that there’s a bunch of guys who have done as much or more that will never get the recognition that they should.

    I’m fairly certain that if Junger hadn’t written “War” that Guinta wouldn’t have received it either. Much like SLA Marshall used to highlight troops, and they’d suddenly be in line for the MoH, Guinta got some recognition publicly before the wheels of the system caught up.

  189. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 4:12 pm

    Secret Santa shopping is done.

    Yayz.

  190. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 4:15 pm

    Secret Santa shopping is done.

    You can get Jurgens and kleenex anywhere.

  191. Comment by lauraw on December 1, 2010 4:17 pm

    Wind here is incredible today.
    Front door of the store just got sucked open for a few seconds. It’s a heavy glass and steel retail door, never seen it do that before.

  192. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 4:18 pm

    Or since.

  193. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on December 1, 2010 4:23 pm

    Baaaaaad Scout:

    http://twitpic.com/3bzq82

  194. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:24 pm

    Wind here is incredible today.

    Burger King onion rings or White Caslte?

  195. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 4:26 pm

    How close are you to a government building?

    Or Rosetta?

  196. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 4:27 pm

    Baaaaaad Scout:

    Heh, he even LOOKS guilty!

  197. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:27 pm

    Or Rosetta?

    One massive suck.

  198. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 4:27 pm

    Oh, he is soooo adorable, Cuffy.

  199. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 4:27 pm

    Man, this was a nice nap!

  200. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on December 1, 2010 4:32 pm

    Scout gets away with all kinds of crap. I blame the Queen.

  201. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 4:33 pm

    That couch looks like it was custom made to fit doggies. He’s just following instinct. Or trying to warm up a spot for you.

    who’sagoodboy?

  202. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 4:34 pm

    Dick, here ya go:

    http://tinyurl.com/33zntfo

  203. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 4:34 pm

    Dick – Talk away. I didn’t get to see it yet, but that’s not your fault.

  204. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:36 pm

    Man, this was a nice nap!

    Especially when Dick sauntered by and put his namesake in your ear. *sends photo evidence to The National Inquirer for ten bucks and a six pack of Red White & Blue*

  205. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 4:37 pm

    Compos – You really need to get out more. Your gay fantasies are starting to get out of hand.

  206. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 4:39 pm

    He just wanted Chief to hear it coming.

  207. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 4:40 pm

    Dick – I really, really enjoyed Kick Ass!

  208. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 4:42 pm

    According to Facechimp, Kelly has arrived in Delaware.

    Time to ixnay on the artypay at Dick’s.

  209. Comment by lauraw on December 1, 2010 4:42 pm

    Firetruck just cut through my parking lot all lit up and with sireens.
    Somebody is having a bad day.

  210. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:44 pm

    Firetruck just cut through my parking lot all lit up and with sireens.

    Probably just scottw getting his wang caught in a metal pipe again.

  211. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 4:46 pm

    Laura – Check your dumpster. . . there may be stump residue burning.

  212. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:48 pm

    Laura – Check your dumpster

    That sounds funny.

  213. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 4:54 pm

    to make certain I haven’t gone gay yet.

    Xbad planning on making a visit?

  214. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:54 pm

    Time to go home and bring the x-mas tree inside.

    One year, my grandparents got their tree set up. Apparently, their house was cozy enough to warm up an egg sack a spider had left in the tree. Little fucking spiders all over the drapes, ceiling, everywhere! My grandpa hated spiders. “Ethel, get the goddam vacuum cleaner in here NOW!”

  215. Comment by lauraw on December 1, 2010 4:54 pm

    Obama may delay Hawaiian vacation over tax fight

    Didn’t this jackhole just get off two weeks in India??

    Oh, I know he was ‘working’ some of that time- but it was all about diminishing the prestige and economic prospects of the United States, so it really was a pleasure trip for him.

    Probably just scottw getting his wang caught in a metal pipe coffee can again.

    fixed

  216. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 4:55 pm

    fixed

    You’re such a good wife. scottw’s a lucky lumberjack.

  217. Comment by compos mentis on December 1, 2010 5:00 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/ybd2azl

  218. Comment by lauraw on December 1, 2010 5:02 pm

    Thanks! Have a good evening compos!

  219. Comment by Gay Bricklayers Local No. 69 on December 1, 2010 5:02 pm

    >> She’ll probably check in here to make certain I haven’t gone gay yet.

    What are you waiting on?

  220. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 5:07 pm

    Laura – Wind is down to about 12-15 mph here. Still blowing up there?

  221. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 5:10 pm

    Is Laura still blowing up there?

    HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

  222. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 5:19 pm

    I got ten bucks says Rangel gets a reprimand instead of a censure.

    Fucking racist fossil. The IQ level of his district must be about one point above that of a cumquat.

  223. Comment by lauraw on December 1, 2010 5:22 pm

    Xbrad opens his Secret Santa gift.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er3-wbk25mQ

  224. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 5:23 pm

    Yay! I got my new alumni publication from my law school in today’s mail.

    It has that douchbag Bart Stupak on the cover with the heading “Visionary Looks Ahead.”

    If I were him, I’d be looking behind me. Every day.

  225. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 5:27 pm

    The worst of it just passed through MCPO, had gusts to 45 mph earlier.

    A piece of aluminum siding was battering the side of the house all afternoon.

  226. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 5:29 pm

    Cranky is my Secret Santa?

    **checks SS spreadsheet**

    WTF?

  227. Comment by lauraw on December 1, 2010 5:29 pm

    Yeah, seems to have simmered down here as well MCPO.

  228. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 5:31 pm

    It has that douchbag Bart Stupak on the cover with the heading “Visionary Looks Ahead.”

    Using it for a dartboard?

  229. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 5:33 pm

    Bart Fudgepak

  230. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 5:33 pm

    And it just reached Beantown. Thanks, Scott & Laura.

  231. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 5:34 pm

    Aggie, how did hubby’s photo turn out. Does it only show one eye?

  232. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 5:34 pm

    Cranky is my Secret Santa?

    You know, you could have “fixed” it so I would have gotten your name.

  233. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 5:36 pm

    Aggie, how did hubby’s photo turn out.

    Very well. The young lady made sure combat stripes showed and crests and such were aligned properly.

    Does it only show one eye?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  234. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 5:36 pm

    Aggie, I had to run the numbers three times as it was just to recipients and gifters even. After that, I said the hell with it. You can just send me a present anyway for slaving away a whole 15 minutes on it.

  235. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:38 pm

    Carin do you ever listen to ANY music by someone/anyone folks (other than you and Uni) have ever heard of?

    I try not to …

  236. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 5:39 pm

    You can just send me a present anyway for slaving away a whole 15 minutes on it.

    Just how many holes should I punch through the box to let the hooker breathe?

  237. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:39 pm

    I just heard this song:

    Girl Directions . Go listen now. Possibly NSFW due to language.

  238. Comment by ArmedGeek on December 1, 2010 5:40 pm

    Hooker’s need to breathe ? Oh, shit….

  239. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 5:40 pm

    She’s already got three holes, Aggie, that should be enough.

  240. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 5:41 pm

    >> Just how many holes should I punch through the box to let the hooker breathe?

    None. They get off on the asphyxiation. I mean, I hear they do.

    I’d recommend double-bagging the blow, though.

  241. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 5:42 pm

    You guys would not BELIEVE all the tits here.

    Seriously, there’s like a dozen of the little birds flitting around here.

  242. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 5:43 pm

    Boss, yes, they do.

    Brad, I mean aside the obvious….

    Andy, already taken care of.

  243. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:45 pm

    Still looking for a redhead, Car in?

    http://tinyurl.com/29mu7ev

    I don’t think that red is the real color. I’m a purist.

  244. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 5:48 pm

    Car in that was awesome!

  245. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 5:49 pm

    HAHAHA!

  246. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:50 pm

    Obama’s scheduled to leave for Hawaii on the 18th of Decemeber? How much time does this fucker need off?

    Anyone know when he comes back?

    Honestly.

  247. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:51 pm

    Nit pick:

    Last year, Obama and his family remained in Washington until the Senate finally passed health care reform legislation on Christmas Eve. They left for Obama’s home state of Hawaii a few hours later.

    The president, first lady Michelle Obama and their two daughters are again planning to go to Hawaii for a vacation that will last until the beginning of January.

    Hawaii is his home state? Why the fuck was he a senator of IL then? I thought his “home” was in Chicago?

  248. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 5:52 pm

    >> How much time does this fucker need off?

    Apparently all of it.

  249. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:52 pm

    I’m glad you liked my little song. We have a really cool radio station here in Flint – they actually play Tool all the time. Anyway, that song was on their little “Five at 5” dealo, and I rushed home to see if I could find to share with my hostages.

  250. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 5:53 pm

    Carin, the more time he spends on vacation the less shit he can fuck up.

  251. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 5:55 pm

    Be sure to put your recycling bucket out tonight Andy.

    It will get emptied.

  252. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 5:56 pm

    I never listen to Carin’s music links. Does that make me a bad person?

  253. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:57 pm

    It just drives me fucking nuts. All his talk about people having enough money, and he lives like a king.

  254. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 5:58 pm

    Warning, Flat Top Grill in Ann Arbor is worthless as a place to eat if you aren’t a vegan hipster douchebag.

    As I’m none of those, I was sorely disappointed.

  255. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 5:58 pm

    You missed a funny song up there Hotspur.

    You’re loss. a loser.

  256. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 5:58 pm

    I hope he dies at Christmas dinner.

  257. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:00 pm

    Son just called and said it was 26F in Ann Arbor.

    Guess winter has arrived!

  258. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:00 pm

    Vegan? What did you eat?

  259. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:01 pm

    Yea, it’s freezing up here.

    I had to get some wood shavings for the chickens, and I nearly froze my ass off.

    That would have been a tragedy. It’s my only good feature.

  260. Comment by Andy on December 1, 2010 6:02 pm

    I hope his wife feeds him lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men do, of heart disease. . . . He is an absolutely reprehensible person.

    Where’s Julianne Malveaux when you need her?

  261. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:03 pm

    Car in, you have other good features.

  262. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:05 pm

    Brad! Clean up your room!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2d6lcjn

  263. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:05 pm

    Vegan? What did you eat?

    They had a scant selection of meat, of which only the pork wasn’t swimming in soybean oil. But they had quorn, wheatmeat, curried textured tempeh, and some other fake meat. 4 fake meats, 3 real ones if you don’t count calamari.

  264. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:05 pm

    I like everything about Carin except her taste in music.

  265. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:07 pm

    I like Calamari. How did they serve it?

  266. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:08 pm

    I like everything about Carin except her taste in music.

    Yet, you want another Christmas CD?

  267. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:08 pm

    I eat lots of eggs and butter, and my cholesterol is excellent. Let’s hope she feeds him lots of doughnuts. Diabetes is a sure thing.

  268. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:09 pm

    I’m listening to Dave Brubeck right now. Got a problem with that?

    {grumbles to self}

  269. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:10 pm

    Stir-fried with whatever. I think it was just sitting in brine. I can’t stand the stuff, so ymmv. Also, they gave me a bowl for veggies and a ramekin for meat. It was like bizzarro mongolian bbq.

  270. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:11 pm

    I love Dave Brubeck!

  271. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:11 pm

    Oh, and I couldn’t get my own sauce. I had to ask the sauce consultant.

  272. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:12 pm

    I picked up a few of his Christmas tunes. He does a nice piece with Yo-Yo Ma too.

  273. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:13 pm

    Even Hobbits know what this blog needs!

    http://tinyurl.com/26h8dga

  274. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:14 pm

    No, your Christmas CD was good.

  275. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 6:14 pm

    I had to ask the sauce consultant.

    WTF is that?

  276. Comment by xbradtc on December 1, 2010 6:15 pm

    Lunch today was a can of Beef-A-Roni.

    I have no clue what dinner will be.

  277. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:16 pm

    Dick – Going out later? If not, go with the tequila.

  278. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:16 pm

    Brubeck is good.

  279. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:17 pm

    Yannow, if y’all ain’t going comment on these gifs, I’m not going to hunt them down.

  280. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:17 pm

    Listen, Hotspur, just go listen to that Girl Directions song up there.

    It’s funny.

  281. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:17 pm

    I couldn’t figure out what the hobbit was saying.

    [channeling Peej]

  282. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:18 pm

    I’m sitting in the tavern. Can’t listen.

  283. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 6:19 pm

    First snow of the year. A real killer. At least half an inch. All the road crew workers took the day off though, and this year is showing real promise for its bumper crop of clueless fuckstick drivers.

  284. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:20 pm

    Dinner is ham, which means I’ll be eating my soup I made yesterday.

    My dad is ham crazy. Since it’s one of the worst meats to eat – fat-wise – I only eat such a thing if it’s really freaking good ham. Which this won’t be.

    Or holidays.

    But I made some good soup yesterday. Used whole wheat noodles – Chicken noodle.

  285. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:20 pm

    Aggie, that’s the undergrad at the counter that asks you if you want “sweet, spicy, savory, tangy, or salty” and then works with you to build a blend of sauces to meet your individual sauce needs.

    The surreality of this nearly killed me, so I insisted she just give me ginger sauce and let me pass.

  286. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:22 pm

    Well, let’s just say I’m listening – right now – to the awesome Christmas CD selection for the year … and if you don’t – at some point – go and listen to that song, YOU’RE not getting a copy.

    Line in the sand. Yea. This is happening.

  287. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:23 pm

    Yay! Carin’s listening to someone I’ve actually heard of!!!!!!

  288. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:23 pm

    Leon, you should have asked her which one induces the best farts.

  289. Comment by agiledog on December 1, 2010 6:23 pm

    Tequila or coffee?

    That truly is the question.

    Like you truely need to ask?

  290. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:23 pm

    Carin – Are you threatening me?

  291. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:24 pm

    Right, because I enjoy staining my Jockey’s.

  292. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:24 pm

    Ham is bad for you?

    *Remembers EVERY holiday meal he ever had growing up in Kentucky plus about every meal he ever had at various grandparents’, aunts’, etc.*

    Uh, oh.

  293. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:25 pm

    No, I’m threatening Hotspur.

    Unless you want a copy of my Christmas CD too. Then. Yes. The price is that you have to listen to “Girl Directions” up there.

  294. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:27 pm

    The mayor just walked in and is talking to some people next to me. He’s an asshole.

  295. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:28 pm

    Ham is not bad for you. Anyone who tells you different is a pig propagandist and objectively anti-human.

  296. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:29 pm

    Leon’s girl at counter: Do want “sweet, spicy, savory, tangy, or salty” or shall I blend a special mix for you?

    Leon: Do you have mustard?

    Girl at counter: We have sweet, spicy, savory, tangy, brown and extra salty mustard – which kind would you like?

    Leon: Yellow.

    Girl at counter: We don’t have that?

    Leon: How ’bout some Grey Poupon?

    Girl at counter yells at her manager: There’s some prevert out here bashing tey gheys.

    Leon: Never mind.

    fin.

    The surreality of this nearly killed me, so I insisted she just give me ginger sauce and let me pass.

  297. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:29 pm

    *Remembers EVERY holiday meal he ever had growing up in Kentucky plus about every meal he ever had at various grandparents’, aunts’, etc.*

    Well, ham can be lean. but it’s usually covered in sugary coatings (my dad always makes it that way).

    Some ham – sandwhich sliced – is really low in fat, etc.

  298. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 6:30 pm

    The mayor just walked in and is talking to some people next to me. He’s an asshole.

    Tell him he’s been selected randomly. Then grab his junk.

  299. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:30 pm

    Heifte’s there? I thought certain he’d never “slum” outside of a campaign season.

  300. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:30 pm

    Hotspur – Tell the mayor I said, “Bite me, you liberal cunt! Oh, and Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice!”

  301. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:30 pm

    LUCKILY (???) I grew up with salt cured country ham. Is there any other kind?

  302. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:32 pm

    YOu should be safe then.

  303. Comment by Pendejo via iphone on December 1, 2010 6:32 pm

    I just bought my victim their secret Santa shit. I bet I’m the most conservative, whitebread lookin motherfucker to walk out of that toy store in a while. I felt like a perv. It will look……..flattering on their scrawny ass though.

  304. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:32 pm

    He has a high voice. I’m pretty sure he’s a queer.

  305. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 6:32 pm

    Wow, my poat is still up.

    Hello, Hostages!

  306. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 6:33 pm

    flattering on their scrawny ass though.

    **marks Pendejo off possible SS suspects

  307. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 6:34 pm

    It will look……..flattering on their scrawny ass though.

    The sell lines of coke at stores, now?

  308. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:34 pm

    Hi Roamy.

    Did you blow up anyone interesting today?

  309. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:34 pm

    I KNEW you’d be thrilled, roamy.

  310. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:35 pm

    clintbird, that’s the best kind of ham. I won’t touch that candy-coated crap. Way to ruin a good piece of meat.

  311. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:35 pm

    Roamy, how’s the ticker?

  312. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:36 pm

    I’ve never had a salt-cured ham.

    True story.

    Then I found $20.

  313. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:36 pm

    roamy, I think it’s because Eddie was MIA today????

  314. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 6:36 pm

    Seriously Hotspur, you should watch that video.

    It’s one of the funniest things I have seen in a long while. I have watched 4 times and it’s still funny as hell.

  315. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 6:38 pm

    Howdy, Roamy!

    It will look……..flattering on their scrawny ass though.

    *thankful it’s not for Aggie*

  316. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:38 pm

    I’ve never had a salt-cured ham.

    Is it sunny on the planet you live on?

  317. Comment by Pendejo via iphone on December 1, 2010 6:39 pm

    What is this…….a bitch about
    Michigan blog now? Man, yalls fb team looked good last wknd

  318. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:39 pm

    I got my haircut today. My barber cuts the hair of our new liberal republican governor. He has two security people that travel with him.

    He could score points with me if he fired them.

    Fucking elitist douches.

  319. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:40 pm

    I mean like how they do it down in KY and TENN. That’s what Clint’s talking about right?

    And, no I’ve never had one. I wanted to try one for a while, but my sil (who lives in TENN) said not to.

    Did the bitch lie to me?

  320. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:40 pm

    Oh, Carin, you really don’t know what you’re missing.

  321. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:41 pm

    Pendejo, the UM football team has made me wish I was an MSU alum since the advent of RichRod. That the regents didn’t take advantage of the NCAA allegations to can his ass is testament to their eternal stupidity.

  322. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:42 pm

    I should have known better than to take her word for it.

  323. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:42 pm

    Scott, I tried, but since Steve Jobs thinks Flash is the debil, it won’t load on my phone.

  324. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 6:42 pm

    Did the bitch lie to me?

    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TIME!!!

  325. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:42 pm

    She’s a fraaking lyarrrrrrr, Carin.

  326. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:43 pm

    Hotspur, you get a pass. For now.

  327. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 6:43 pm

    I was just checking out some old stuff and noticed that Will was commenting here in 2008. Did Peel and Will meet here?

  328. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:43 pm

    Did the bitch lie to me?

    She did. With salt-cured ham, you taste ham. With sugar-cured ham, you taste sugar. It’s like a completely different animal.

  329. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 6:43 pm

    Carin, didn’t blow up anything, but I did produce some Powerpoint charts guaranteed to make someone tomorrow say, “Aw, shit!”

    Hotspur, ticker is doing better. I still get funny flips every now and then, but I made it through a major grocery shopping run and three laps up and down the stairs, bringing them in.

    Thanks, clintbird!

  330. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:44 pm

    Scott, I think Will actually stalked Peel on her blog first. He’s like the apotheosis of stalkers, since, you know, he married her.

  331. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:45 pm

    Here you go, Carin:
    http://www.google.com/search?q=salt+cured+country+ham&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&rlz=1I7GGLD_en

  332. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 6:45 pm

    Where I come from, ham is two syllables and salt-cured or smoked.

  333. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:45 pm

    They call ’em Country Hams. I mean, they’re all cured with salt right?

    Country hams are dry cured, and regular ones are done in brine. I’ve had the regular ones. Just not the country ones. The ones you see so often down in TN and KY.

  334. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:48 pm

    Carin – http://www.country-ham.com/

  335. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:48 pm

    Why is Michael J Fox relevant to anything?

  336. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 6:49 pm

    Hotspur: Teen Wolf. Other than that, I got nothing.

  337. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:49 pm

    Carin, I’m not sure where in TN your SIL lives, but if she lives anywhere close to Bowling Green, Scottville, or Glasgow, ask her to drive up there and find a good one for you. Locals in all those towns will know places to recommend for the best ones.

  338. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 6:49 pm

    On second thought, why is anyone from Hollyweird relevant to anything?

  339. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:49 pm

    Hotspur – He’s shaken not stirred??

  340. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 6:49 pm

    A successful stalking? He should write a book.

  341. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:51 pm

    He did another good movie. The one in which he saw ghosts? I can’t remember the name of it.

    Clint – she lives near Knoxville.

  342. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:51 pm

    Dick, did we ever decide Carin had caught up on her Walking Dead episodes?

  343. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:52 pm

    Then send her up to Somerset.

  344. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:52 pm

    Yes, I’m caught up.

  345. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:53 pm

    Anyone know how long of a wait we’re going to have after this Sunday until the show has new episodes?

    And, are they ever going to do them in HD?

  346. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:53 pm

    Also Carin, I bet Roamy has a good country ham source where she lives, and that she could recommend to you.

  347. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:54 pm

    I would guess it’ll come back sometime next fall but I don’ really know, do you, Dick?

  348. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:54 pm

    I could prolly find a good source online, don’t you think?

  349. Comment by Will on December 1, 2010 6:55 pm

    In that Girl Directions video, she’s sending them somewhere into the south end of Scottsdale, AZ, but they’re clearly not filming in Arizona.

  350. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:56 pm

    WTF???.

    Staff writers are apparently the latest victims of the zombie apocalypse.

    In a surprise move, “The Walking Dead’ showrunner and executive producer Frank Darabont has released all of the staff writers from “The Walking Dead,” according to Deadline. This comes off the heels of “Walking Dead’s” consistently high ratings which earned it an early pick up for the second season. Last Sunday, the fifth episode reached a series high audience of 5.5 million viewers.

  351. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 6:57 pm

    He did another good movie. The one in which he saw ghosts? I can’t remember the name of it.

    The Frighteners, directed by Peter Jackson, IIRC.

  352. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 6:57 pm

    Got this stuck in my head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw

  353. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:57 pm

    Yes, you could, Carin. It’s just been my experience though that some country ham producers do a better job than others.

    There used to be a foolproof source for them in Bowling Green, KY where I went to college – The Country Ham Motel. I’m not kidding. I suspect it’s no longer there though?

  354. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:58 pm

    WTF??? is right, carin. Wonder what on earth that’s about?

  355. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 6:58 pm

    MOre

  356. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 6:58 pm

    Dick will have make sure Kelly’s car is clean before she gets back. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/3xqef3r

  357. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 6:59 pm

    Money?

  358. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:01 pm

    *grooves to “Crazy”*

  359. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:01 pm

    Yea, I like The Frighteners. Good movie.

  360. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 7:01 pm

    That guy doesn’t seem to like the series, does he, Carin?

  361. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 7:01 pm

    So you don’t like it either, Dick?

  362. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 7:02 pm

    Also Carin, I bet Roamy has a good country ham source where she lives, and that she could recommend to you.

    I did. The specialty meat market closed and is now a Mexican grocery store.

  363. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:02 pm

    Ha, read the comment.

  364. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 7:03 pm

    I just made two of my three kids cry. That’s a .666 record.

  365. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:05 pm

    What? You canceled Christmas?

  366. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 7:06 pm

    Did you tell them they were adopted?

  367. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:07 pm

    You told ’em you weren’t their real dad?

  368. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:07 pm

    Christmas lights are up. I have two strands to fix tomorrow. Dinner will be a 16oz strip steak with mushrooms. And beer.

  369. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 7:07 pm

    Did you tell them they were adopted?

    Kids generally don’t cry when they’re relieved. No, they learned that “knock it the fuck off!” is one of those things you actually have to listen to from me.

  370. Comment by Herr Morgenholz on December 1, 2010 7:09 pm

    You told ‘em you weren’t their real dad?
    The tails had already clued them in to that one.

  371. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 7:09 pm

    Dick, well, yeah, there is that …..

  372. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:10 pm

    The tails had already clued them in to that one.
    —————–
    But what about the horns? I thought that was a dead give away that you actually had sex a few times.

  373. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:10 pm

    Somebody find me a fucking wood chipper and a machete!

    Damn, that’s hawt…

  374. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 7:12 pm

    Season ending episode of Terriers tonight …. bet there will be a heckuva cliffhanger on this one.

    Also Dick you may want to give Human Target another peek try tonight. They’ve added two hot chicks to the cast and changed the working dynamics of the agency quite a bit. I like it.

  375. Comment by clintbird on December 1, 2010 7:13 pm

    Dinner bell! Later taters and taterettes!!!

  376. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 7:14 pm

    Chainsaws are overrated. Gas powered cut off saws are veddy skeddy.

  377. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:15 pm

    Ok, i’m getting sick of waiting for my husband to get home. Eat w/o him?

    Crap.

    Also READER POLL:

    My b-day gift from my MIL is here now. Do I open today/right now or wait until Satruday.

    Remember, your input is important.

  378. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 7:16 pm

    I thought the episode started out great, with the sisters. That part had me squirming. Best suspense yet.

    But the foreshadowing with the family setting off by themselves was a little too heavy handed. “Gotta be with our people”? Really?

    And the guy at CDC, come on. Couldn’t think of anything stupider to end the show with?

    Not looking forward to the next episode, the last one of the year. I hope it will prove me wrong.

  379. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:17 pm

    I also think the ending of the last show was a bit weird. Why the heck would the guy pause before admitting them? He’s about to go crazy with (apparent) boredom/ loneliness.

  380. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:17 pm

    Talk about a pissed away opportunity to relieve one’s sexual frustrations via deplorable violence.

    *needs cigarette*

  381. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 7:17 pm

    Now Car in. It could be live lobsters and they will really suck in 4 days.

  382. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on December 1, 2010 7:18 pm

    So, I could read upthread, but I’m not gonna. What series has Dick’s panties twisted?

  383. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 7:19 pm

    Wait ’til your bday, Carin. That way the disappointment will be tempered by the stuff your kidlets do for you.

  384. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:19 pm

    It’s your birthday on Saturday? Eat w/o him, but keep a plate warm for him.

    ***marks calendar

  385. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:20 pm

    Do it now, Carin. That way your disappointment won’t spoil your birthday.

  386. Comment by Car in on December 1, 2010 7:21 pm

    My mil often gets me good gifts.

    She usually also gets me a bottle of Baileys but since she mailed it I’m thinking no.

  387. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:21 pm

    It could be a coupon good for one can of creamed corn, but only redeemable on Friday. I say open it.

  388. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 7:22 pm

    Carin, open it now.

    And “Girl Directions” was hilarious!!!!

  389. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:23 pm

    Aggie, that hooker can’t be real, at your place. Good gravy.

  390. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on December 1, 2010 7:23 pm

    Tats, Walking Dead.

    Oh. Never seen it.

  391. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 7:24 pm

    OPEN IT. That way I’ll know if I have to return this diesel-powered cable modem I got for you.

  392. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2010 7:25 pm

    *high fives Aggie*

  393. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:26 pm

    Wow, I haven’t been here with tats is a while. How you doin’? You are setting up a kitchen?

  394. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on December 1, 2010 7:26 pm

    I’m going commando right now.

    Well, you may wanna check your dresser ‘cuz somebody didn’t fold your panties right.

  395. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:27 pm

    Aggie, that hooker can’t be real, at your place. Good gravy.

    I had my doubts, too. But I have seen other pics of her, and I assure you, that ass is real.

  396. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on December 1, 2010 7:28 pm

    Wow, I haven’t been here with tats is a while. How you doin’? You are setting up a kitchen?

    Heya, honey. Setting up a kitchenette in my new basement apartment.

  397. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on December 1, 2010 7:28 pm

    I’m glad you liked my little song. We have a really cool radio station here in Flint – they actually play Tool all the time. Anyway, that song was on their little “Five at 5″ dealo, and I rushed home to see if I could find to share with my hostages.

    Which station is that?

  398. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 7:28 pm

    Oh, they’ll be back. No way they waste an opportunity like that.

    Merle will probably waterboard them, to find the sheriff who wronged him. That would complete the torture meme, from the mean racist hillbilly.

  399. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:29 pm

    that ass is real.
    —————
    Confirmed. I’ll be back in a few minutes.

  400. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 7:29 pm

    Tatts – Did you decide on which hotplate to get?

  401. Comment by TattooedIntellectual on December 1, 2010 7:30 pm

    Tatts – Did you decide on which hotplate to get?

    The one I linked last night. Just have to pay bills and see where the fundage lays. May have to wait for the part time job paycheck.

  402. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 7:30 pm

    Oh my, SE Cupp is dressed up nicely in last night’s RedEye! She shouldn’t do that, it’s just mean to tease us like that.

  403. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 7:33 pm

    but I have this feeling his brother’s gonna hang for awhile.

    I kinda like that character. He hasn’t revealed a lot about himself, yet, and could turn out to be one of the heroes of the show.

    Such as putting that pickaxe in the Deputy’s head.

  404. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 7:34 pm

    Jay – I was especially impressed when S.E. was “lounging”!!

  405. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 7:35 pm

    Oh my, SE Cupp is dressed up nicely in last night’s RedEye! She shouldn’t do that, it’s just mean to tease us like that.

    Quick, to the DVR!

  406. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2010 7:35 pm

    Jay – I was especially impressed when S.E. was “lounging”!!

    So I have that to look forward to. MMMM. I like it when she subs for Andy.

  407. Comment by Vmaximus on December 1, 2010 7:39 pm

    Holy Smokes! I go away for a um… day, and look at the comments I am not going to read.

    Ruby picture update.
    DSC_9192

  408. Comment by scottw on December 1, 2010 7:39 pm

    Vote often, he is a good man.

    http://wheelchairrecycler.org/

  409. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:39 pm

    She’s an old girl, but looks great, V.

  410. Comment by ArmedGeek on December 1, 2010 7:44 pm

    For you doubters of the asstacular HotW .. I’ve added more .. er, evidence. Yeah, evidence.

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/12/bonus-hooker-21/

  411. Comment by MJ on December 1, 2010 7:46 pm

    Kudos, ArmedGeek.

    ***golf clap

  412. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:47 pm

    For you doubters of the asstacular HotW .. I’ve added more .. er, evidence. Yeah, evidence.

    Damn…I like the strappy shoes….

  413. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 7:49 pm

    Homina, homina, homina!

  414. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 7:49 pm

    That is the ass of life.

  415. Comment by ArmedGeek on December 1, 2010 7:50 pm

    Damn…I like the strappy shoes….

    If I buy you those shoes will you recreate that pose for us ?

  416. Comment by Vmaximus on December 1, 2010 7:50 pm

    Ruby in her Yamaha tee shirt
    DSC_9158

    They gave me that tee shirt when I bought my 84 GPZ. That was almost 30 years ago. Do I hold on to clothes for to long?

    I might be that skinny again!

  417. Comment by Vmaximus on December 1, 2010 7:55 pm

    Fantastic AG!

  418. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 1, 2010 7:57 pm

    Ruby has pretty ears.

  419. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:57 pm

    If I buy you those shoes will you recreate that pose for us ?

    A– Where do you shop?

    B– Hell, no. 😉

  420. Comment by ArmedGeek on December 1, 2010 7:57 pm

    Hard work too. You have no idea how much porn I have to sift through to find quality Hookers for you folks.

    Hard damned work.

  421. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 7:57 pm

    Vmax – Looks like the old girl is feeling better.

  422. Comment by Cuffy Meigs on December 1, 2010 7:57 pm

    Found Mrs. Cuffy’s present — this will get framed & put over the fireplace:

    http://is.gd/i4nuO

  423. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 7:59 pm

    Awesome pics, Vmax. She’s a cutie 🙂

  424. Comment by Vmaximus on December 1, 2010 8:00 pm

    Ruby was running today on her toes MCPO.

    Another Ruby pic
    DSC_9161

  425. Comment by LC Aggie Sith on December 1, 2010 8:01 pm

    Found Mrs. Cuffy’s present — this will get framed & put over the fireplace

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I want one!!

  426. Comment by Vmaximus on December 1, 2010 8:03 pm

    Thank you Aggy!
    My last Ruby pic.
    DSC_9177

  427. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 1, 2010 8:07 pm

    New poat!!!

  428. Comment by MCPO Airdale on December 1, 2010 8:08 pm

    Cuffy – That there is what you call artistic inspiration.

  429. Comment by Vmaximus on December 1, 2010 8:10 pm

    Did I forget this one?

    DSC_9161

    It is supposed to get down to 40’s tonight, our first cold front! It was 85 yesterday.


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