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Aggie, my point was that you’re an admin here now.
Oh? Got tired of my shit, huh? What do I have to do?
Gag me with a rubber fist.
Worst. Poat. Ever.
I’m logged in to WP
Aggie, my point was that you’re an admin here now.
Ok, I logged in to WP, and it spammed me here, so I’m back to this moniker. What do I do to be an admin?
Cardamon.
I felt left out.
and it’s dickrags such as Bloomberg who want unity, moderation, and civility?
Fuck that. Fuck that hard until it changes colors.
I have no idea what to do for dinner.
Did the Heidi Klum photo change??
Or am I freaking out here…
It means you have to put up a crappy poat from time to time, Aggie.
It changed. Maybe someone thought it was just a bit too nippy in the pool.
No civility, Eddie. I’m done with that.
Heidi Klum would make an average looking convenience store clerk where I’m from. I might bother to engage her in a bit of trivial converation as I’m purchasing my breakfast burrito and Bud Light 24 but that’s about it.
Gag me with a rubber fist.
I thought I told Wiser to take care of that this weekend.
Too bad. it was a nice pic.
Heidi Klum would make an average looking convenience store clerk where I’m from
*looks at him skeptically*
Farging basil!
It is a frog-killer rain here. I need to find out if Cuffy has a boat.
I’m off to work. See you assholes later.
Roamy, save yourself.
ROAMY – I see you are sending it up my way tomorrow. I’ll take the 55F, but you can keep the rain!
I’m gonna take off, too. This is more frustrating than my inlaws.
Take care, Roamy!!!
I was going to go grocery shopping on the way home, but the skies opened up, and I decided that it could wait another day.
Co-worker told a funny story on his 3-year-old grandson, being dropped off at daycare this morning.
Daycare teacher: Where’s your brother today?
Grandson: He’s back at Jacksonville State, chasing women.
Daycare teacher: Oh. (laugh) So are you chasing women today?
Grandson: No. The women chase me.
Then one of his “girlfriends” ran up to him, and off he went.
I keep wanting to say how terrible this poat is, but I keep seeing Heidi and just can’t bring myself to say it.
Wow!!
The Smithsonian Christmas-season exhibit is going to feature an ant-covered Muhammad.
http://tinyurl.com/37hm59k
Oh wait….
Why is Aggie having such a hard time with WP?
XBrad, this is where you link to the Load HEAT with Heidi Klum…
I wish I knew, Roamy. I hate to see my Hostagettes frustrated.
Why is Aggie having such a hard time with WP?
I blame mare.
Some Bob Seger for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsnZMee16lk
Is she plugged in? Try plugging her in.
Roamy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I&feature=fvst
PattyAnn, how are you feeling today?
Ha ha haa … the UN not so upset about executing gays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4SxQ5BSJPc
Where IS everyone?
pout
Mondays are busy in workmeatreallifejenkins.
I am here, Car in. What more do you need?
Well, some funnah would help.
Mondays are busy in workmeatreallifejenkins.
See, I don’t get that. Shouldn’t you ease into the week? Monday … at halfpace. Fullstride by, perhaps, late tuesday afternoon. Wedesday you peek. By late Thursday afternoon, you’re toast.
friday, you barely show up.
Shit. Can’t help you there.
Young Rosetta http://i.imgur.com/1JohD.gif
I just kind of think Rosetta was born old and bald.
My mom and I will cheer wildly if and when Jesse bites the dust. I’m pretty sure it’ll be him, especially after what he did in the second-to-most-recent episode (I haven’t seen the one from the week before Thanksgiving yet; I rely on my parents’ DVR, so sometimes I don’t see the show for a while).
I rewatched third season on DVD a while back, and I gotta tell you, this season is just nowhere near as good. 😦
*waits for husband to get home so she can make him dinner, but keeps socks and slippers on and doesn’t get pregnant…yet*
just a reminder, everyone, Lipstick watches Burn Notice like months behind us because she waits for Netflix or something, so no spoilers!
(“Jesse* sucks and I hope he dies” does not qualify as a spoiler IMO)
*obviously I refer to the character. I hope the actor has a long, successful, happy life…just not on my fave show.
Mrs. Peel is a woman of wisdom and taste.
I dun’t watch Burn Notice. I only watch the Zombie show and sometimes House.
Other than that, I’m out.
That’s why i’d like an iPad (HINT HINT SS) because when hubby and kids watch tv, they like me to sit with them.
Hello, Wimmens. . . and xBrad.
I don’t have anything against Burn Notice. I actually saw last week’s episode.
It’s ok.
Well, I was kind of hoping they’d kill off the actor who plays Jesse, just to make sure he doesn’t come back.
Two out of how many?
Well. yea. Duh.
2 out of 2? 2 out of 20?
I think this was the first full day I’ve worked in over a month. I’m beat.
I got dinner started, though.
Through the wonder of Facebook, I am now in contact with the sibling of my Secret Santa victim. I should be zeroing in on a present idea within the next few hours. Then the fun will begin – making sure that said gift arrives with nary a hint of who the sender might be.
I feel like James Bond……
The latest walking dead was one of the best ones yet. The beginning with the sisters had me squirming a bit. Me likey.
Energy returns slowly, roamy. I put a stool in the kitchen for when I was cooking for a while.
Well, I was kind of hoping they’d kill off the actor who plays Jesse, just to make sure he doesn’t come back.
hahahahahaha
Rosetta, the cold front that passing through here now is gonna kick St. Louie’s butt when it gets there. It’s dropped about 25 degrees in the last two hours.
*waits for husband to get home so she can make him dinner, but keeps socks and slippers on and doesn’t get pregnant…yet*
Socks and slippers will not thwart a determined man. I speak from very recent experience.
😉
Anyone else wondering about the Cloward-Piven Strategy and these unbelievable Wiki leaks???
Cornbread casserole:
1 Jiffy cornbread box, one can creamed corn, one can of corn with 1/2 the liquid, 1/4 C butter melted 2 eggs, 1/2C sour cream, mix, put in greased casserole dih top with cheddar cheese and bake @400 for 35 mins.
*waits for husband to get home so she can make him dinner, but keeps socks and slippers on and doesn’t get pregnant…yet*
Don’t tell me that no one gave peel “the talk” before the wedding ….
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Jay, I thought is was sweet how she coddled her sister, then blew her brains out.
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SPOILERS. SPOILERS
I’m glad she did that Dick. I was afraid her sister was gonna suddenly jump up, bite her and scare the shit out of me.
Carin, I think it was the drive home that sapped the most energy.
XBrad, you still haven’t pimped your blog. Don’t tell me you’ve never had Heidi Klum for Load HEAT!
la la la la llaaaaa
I can’t hear what either of you is saying ….
Dick (shhhhhhh, don’t let Carin hear us) were you as surprised as I at the role the Pillsbury Doughboy played in this episode’s plot?
Thank you Peelie, for remembering about Burn Notice — we’re a year behind because we told the cable company to take a hike with their $5/month rate raises. The frog jumped out of the pot.
Clint/Dick – STFU!!!! I haven’t watched it yet either. I have to wait for Herself’s Tuesday night stitch!
Heidi has never been on Load HEAT.
Yet.
Mcpo- nina got 3rd place in her golf tournament today 🙂
Are you guys still as retarded as usual?
The George Lopez rerun was great today. George’s mothers house burnt down. And his daughter tried to punk him in to letting her get married by claiming to be preggers. It was great.
hahaha, I just found the best H2 SS gift ever
Sohos – Sweet! College scholarship, here we come!
I am HS
Oh gosh mcpo fingers crossed
Sohos, you are not retarded. You’re coy. Lovable, but coy.
I am the Walrus.
Goo, goo, ga-joob!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzf0rvQa4Mc
Dick, how is Stinky? When does he ship out to Great Mistakes?
Yeah, we’ll be fine 🙂
Are you guys still as retarded as usual?
Hey, are you after my job?
what up cockswagglers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c
Brewfan – Out hunting today?
Africa’s Great Rift is on on Nat Geo Wild at 8pm eastern.Restrepo is on Nat Geo at 9.
*relurks*
Dick, sounds like he’s all set.
Be sure to remind us when he gets closer to going. Maybe we can have a thread where we give him advice.
Brewfan – Out hunting today?
Season’s over.
Brew – Season opened today here.
1st fact learned the Serengeti is in the Rift Valley. Cheetahs are the dominant predator. (they haul ass!)
Ice fishing yet Brew?
Wed. the high is in the 60’s. Tomorrow the high is 85. Can’t wait till Wed.
Maybe we can have a thread where we give him advice.
Don’t let them find out your name, and never volunteer for anything.
1. Don’t fistfuck the guy in the rack above or below you.
I was thinking more practical advice, Dick, like don’t drop the soap.
Evenin’ los retardos. I’m back behind enemy lines after a few days of R&R in the Deep South.
Ice fishing yet Brew?
There was ice on the lake Sunday but after today its gone.
Maybe we can get the Chief to post the navy do’s and don’ts.
Navy Don’t #1: If anything drops or falls down in the shower DON’T pick it up.
Hi Andy.
Hey vmax. How are the doggies?
Andy, shoot any Bambis?
I watched a little of Palin’s show on TLC last night and had the following observzzzzzzzzz…
Andy should have gone squirrel hunting.
I did not, Brew.
I saw one yesterday but couldn’t get a clean shot on it.
>> Andy should have gone squirrel hunting.
I could’ve limited out on those little bastards.
Dogs are good Andy.
Ruby Ran and jumped and played tonight, then went to bed early.
I am dreading tonight….. I will guess 3 wake ups and very little sleep.
Meh.
Andy, so the GA deer are safe now?
I was thinking of Augusta this past weekend. A good chunk of Mom’s Christmas decorations were from Fat Man’s Forest.
Where’s all the wimmens?
*checks spambucket for Agatha*
Andy you’re a he’ll of a man. Either that or you’re making a shitload of $$$ up there. I can’t imagine growing up in America and then moving north.
ROMEY! Say something hysterical.
DO IT!
What’s funny is that I hunted in the same stand Saturday and Sunday, but the two days couldn’t have been more different.
Saturday, I don’t think I saw an animal other than a little cardinal I saw on the way out.
Yesterday, I saw about a million squirrels, all sorts of little birds, a couple of Pileated Woodpeckers, a Great Horned Owl, several hawks, a half-dozen wood ducks, and, of course, a deer.
We are America’s hat.
DO IT NOW!
….and our pizza is better.
I will bet he is making big $$$$$$ in Mass PG.
Otherwise why live in taxichussitts?
NASA’s primary mission is MUSLIM OUTREACH!
Hi Vmax! What T-shirt is Ruby wearing today?
Neil Armstrong was a PUSSY!
Great, vmax.
Roamy, apparently they were pretty safe all along.
PG, it’s amazing what you’ll do for your kids. Don’t think I didn’t sulk a little over how much it sucks that I have this beautiful place to go hunt that has been in the family for 4 generations but I can’t just hop in the car and drive to.
Oh. Lipstick. You’ll do…say something hysterical.
Outreach sounds threatening. We should change the terminology.
Ferret’s are primarily used as marital aids.
Pupster, going to Canada?
http://tinyurl.com/2ar5tzo
She is still wearing her scuba Ruby shirt Lips, but it is dirty and I need to change it.
But Ruby ran and jumped and played tonight. I wish I had my camera, but I came home from work and let her out immediately. I was hot stinky sweaty and really wanted to take a shower, so no pics. Dayum!
Andy, next time I go down south, I’ll poach off your property. That will make you feel better.
Pupster’s feeling a little frisky today.
>> I will bet he is making big $$$$$$ in Mass PG.
It’s all relative. I’d love to have my income with a middle-Georgia cost of living.
Here’s an example. I bought a 12-pack of Sam Adams at the grocery store there – $13.00. Here, after you layer on the bottle deposit, taxes, and some more taxes, that bad boy costs about 35% more.
As you can imagine, this is a rather large line item in my budget.
No no no. Not hysterical funny hysterical like ohmygodwe’reallgonnadie.
Werner Von Braun failed Algebra 1. Twice.
>> Andy, next time I go down south, I’ll poach off your property. That will make you feel better.
No problem.
My dad just texted me that the trail camera we set up yesterday caught 3 does eating out of the new food plot he planted at 11:35pm last night. So if you’re going to poach, that would probably be a good time to try it.
Cruise ships are lesbian hunting grounds. And not the good kind of lesbian.
Shifting topics (slightly). Riddle me this one, why hasn’t someone disappeared that doucheface asshat Assange?
Plant a corn field Andy, then flood it.
Geese Ducks etc etc
Andy, if he keeps showing what an utter incompetent Obama is, I’m almost willing to let him live.
We are America’s asshat.
ftfy
Riddle me this one
Being a cynical bastard, I would guess because he has the full support of the puppet masters, and he is sitting on a butt-load of REALLY damaging intel that will be used against Republicans in 2 years.
But I’m stupid, so *shrugs*
>> Plant a corn field Andy, then flood it.
Oh, if you were to walk straight ahead in this picture, you’d run into a nice little duck pond my cousin built. That’s where the woodies I saw were flying out of.
http://on.fb.me/gcZg5T
I can’t sit on this gif any longer.
L to R
This gif, Pupster
http://tinyurl.com/29gthjn
Either that, or this makes Hillary look bad so she’s not a threat in 2012.
Shifting topics (slightly). Riddle me this one, why hasn’t someone disappeared that doucheface asshat Assange?
I’ve had that very wondering on occasion about him and several others.
Good Gif, Pups!
I have to hold my schadenfreude in check on this one. It’s not like we didn’t already know Obama was incompetent or anything.
What I want to know is, if we can get State Department communiques, what’s the big trick about getting his college transcripts?
Ferret’s are primarily used as marital aids.
Ha! Conversation today:
Lipstick: “Well, this morning I exercised the ferrets. . .
Sister: “I told you I don’t want to hear about your sex life!”
Nice Andy.
But I did not see any ducks.
As someone earlier mentioned (clintbird IIRC), what is the ultimate strategy here(ClowardPiven)?
Did everyone agree to Dec 20th as the opening date? It is a Monday night. Should everything be mailed by Saturday Dec 11th?
Heh. They’re there somewhere. I saw them fly over about 2 hours after that picture was taken.
Did anybody shell anybody else’s house with a howitzer today?
What I want to know is, if we can get State Department communiques, what’s the big trick about getting his college transcripts?
Anti-American releases of info always have helpers. Anti-Obama seekers have no helpers.
Neil Armstrong was a PUSSY!
This negates my whole worldview.
Brewfan, you still around? I’ve got a SigO putting up a series of posts at my place. And a comment by an intercept guy. You might find it interesting.
Did everyone agree to Dec 20th as the opening date? It is a Monday night. Should everything be mailed by Saturday Dec 11th?
Sounds good to me, Sohita.
hey… youse’ll’s
a hostage documentary was released (manually or otherwise)…
http://6esand7sjob5.wordpress.com/2010/11/29/for-pjm-wiserbud-rosetta/
Andy…. took a management deer for the camp yesterday…. a friend took a 158″ green score 2 weeks ago… REAL nice for around here
well yall decide and let us know
It’s all relative. I’d love to have my income with a middle-Georgia cost of living.
I’d love to have my income in New Buffalo, MI. I could live right on the Lake.
This nuhfuk B dead & a muhfuk.
Whatchya doin, Sohos?
http://tinyurl.com/2cbtr4u
Sohita, let’s consider that our dates unless someone speaks up.
Dinner tonight is leftover veggie beef soup.
What the fuck is up w Singletary wearing shades indoors? Is he gay due to spending to much time out there?
I hate to admit it, but I don’t really like pumpkin pie…
I have no trouble admitting that. Pumpkin pie sucks.
Is the tree up yet, Dave?
I like pumpkin bars. The pie I could take or leave.
Also, there are no jobs whatsoever for me in New Buffalo, MI. I checked.
xbrad, yeah, did it yesterday while youngest was still here.
I was a rocket surgeon!
It’s OK, Dick, you don’t need spelling in neurosurgery.
If you had my daughter’s pumpkin pie made with real pumpkin, not that canned shit, you just might change your mind. I did.
You just like to watch her smoosh the pumpkin and make “pshew, pshew” sounds while doing it.
I lumme some pumpkin pie. Eating it right now, in fact. nom nom nom
You just like to watch her smoosh the pumpkin and make
“pshew, pshew”*blat, blat, blat* sounds while doing it.Well, yeah.
Sorry. My memory is fading in my dotage.
Apple, peach and pumpkin pie
Whose not ready holler “Aye”
Apple pie and peach pie (and cobbler!) rock. Pumpkin? Well, I’ll let Mrs. Peel have my slice.
Mrs. Peel, you mentioned an apple pan dowdy the other day. Recipe, pretty please?
Night Dick.
Good night, dick.
DiT,
You got “The Crap Tree” up?
Very cool.
How old is the youngin’ this year?
Does she remember when “Santa” fell through the ceiling?
Mom made something the other day called Dutch Baby.
I left the house.
FRACK!!!!
Ruby was up at 1am last night. Then 2, then 3, then 4, then 5, then my alarm went off at 6…..
She went to bed early tonight……
It is only 10:30! and she is barking me awake!!!!!!!!!!
I am doomed, doomed I tell you.
Mom made something the other day called Dutch Baby.
I’m hoping that’s something like Welsh Rabbit, which is neither Welsh nor contains rabbit.
Oops sorry for the interruption, my bad
Vmax, you are earning many doggy friends in Heaven, so it all works out.
Apple pandowdy? Sure. Let me grab my cookbook…
I’d rather sleep Leon.
Hi Peel!!!!
I don’t doubt it. Any idea what keeps getting her riled up at night?
Did anyone like my cornbread casserole recipe?
I’m hoping that’s something like Welsh Rabbit, which is neither Welsh nor contains rabbit.
It’s actually a corruption of “rarebit.”
/pedant
Her pain killers (Synthetic Morphine) knock her out all day. Then about 4pm she drinks and drinks and drinks.
I get home at 5 and take her out to pee every 1/2 hour till 8 or 9. Leon.
I might miss a puddle or 2 between 4 and 5
It’s actually a corruption of “rarebit.”
And a racist insult toward the Welsh. NTTAWWT.
MCPO,
I liked it, copied it, and will try it the next time I get to the store to get creamed-corn. I’ll probably dump a can of green chilies in it though.
I’ve never liked pumpkin pie. Everyone else in my family likes the stuff, but I’ve always had a hard time choking it down.
I’m sure you’ve thought of this, but will she go on pads if they’re provided?
Grilled Cheese works for me Sean.
And Tomato soup….Yum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgc-3U3_exk
I put down towels Leon, and do laundry every other day, except the weekends.
And a racist insult toward the Welsh. NTTAWWT.
Are there any racist Welsh jokes? I’ve never heard one, though the English prolly have a few.
She is sleeping, so I will give it a try too,
G’night all.
Grilled Cheese works for me Sean.
And Tomato soup….Yum
I like to dip my grilled cheese in ketchup. It’s something my brother and I got from my mom. My dad thinks we’re all crazy for doing that.
Sorry, Will distracted me with dog adoption application. Ok, NOW I’m going for the cookbook.
Grilled cheese is only ok if you put bacon in it. Otherwise, it’s just a pizza w/o the sauce.
Sean, as I’ve heard it, the name of the dish is an English insult of the Welsh. It’s basically bread and cheese fondue, and the implication is that a Welshman is so stupid that he’d believe it was rabbit if you told him so.
huh? Peach Cobbler?
*thud*
Obsoive. Amusingly, it’s actually “rarebit” that’s the corruption.
How the hell did I do that?
Unga bunga bunga inga binga binga bunga….
Apple Pandowdy
6 cups peeled, cored, & sliced apples, washed & dried if necessary
Sugar to taste, plus about 2 Tbsp sugar
Butter for greasing the pan
1 recipe Sweetened Enriched Pie Crust, well chilled (see below)
1 Tbsp milk
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
1. preheat the oven to 375°F. Toss the fruit with sugar, and spread it in a lightly buttered 8-inch square or 9-inch round baking pan.
2. Roll out the dough according to the directions (see below), and lay it over the fruit. Tuck the edges under the sides of the fruit. Brush the top of the dough with milk; mix about 2 Tbsp sugar with the cinnamon and sprinkle it over the top. [Note: Don’t skimp on the sugar and cinnamon!]
3. Bake about 30 minutes, until the crust is golden. If you like, score the crust in a diamond pattern and use a spatula to press it partway down into the fruit. Bake until the crust is browned, a total of 45 minutes or more. Serve from the pan or invert onto a plate.
Sweetened, Enriched Pie Crust
1 1/8 c all-purpose flour (plus more for dusting work surface)
1/2 tsp salt
2 Tbsp sugar
8 Tbsp (1 stick) cold unsalted butter [I used salted and it was fine], cut into about 8 pieces
About 3 Tbsp ice water, plus more if necessary
1 egg yolk
1. Combine the flour, salt, and sugar in the container of a food processor; pulse once or twice. Add the butter and turn on the machine; process until the butter and flour are blended and the mixture looks like cornmeal, about 10 seconds.
2. Place the mixture in a bowl and sprinkle 3 Tbsp of water over it. Add the egg yolk. Use a wooden spoon or rubber spatula to gradually gather the mixture into a ball; if the mixture seems dry, add another 1/2 Tbsp of ice water. When you can make the mixture into a ball with your hands, do so. Wrap in plastic, flatten into a small disk, and freeze the dough for 10 minutes (or refrigerate for 30 minutes). (You can also refrigerate for a day or two or freeze for longer.)
3. Unwrap the dough and place it on the work surface; sprinkle the top with flour. If the dough is hard, let it rest for a few minutes; it should give a little when you press your fingers into it.
4. Roll with light pressure, from the center out.
5. Go to step 2 in the pandowdy recipe.
When I made it, I used Gala apples, which wasn’t a good idea – they’re not a good dessert apple. (That’s just what I had.) I also should have used more sugar. It was still pretty good, though.
Nice recipe, Mrs. Peel.
How’s your weather?
Adam West is my homey!
Burt Ward is a ghey douche.
Charles Grodin love to dine on pan-fried puppy livers.
Are there any racist Welsh jokes? I’ve never heard one, though the English prolly have a few.
That’s because the English are cocksucking dvebishi.
Also, this poat smell worse than the trunk of Wiser and Wiserbud’s car.
It only started to smell like that when you showed up.
Alton’s doing an episode on tenderloin, now I’m hungry.
Fine, if y’all aren’t going to entertain me I’m going to bed.
I’m having chocolate for desert.
One of my favorite stories about my late Aunt Addie – she was the salad and dessert chef for one of the fancy restaurants in Cocoa Beach. She made an apple pie when my mom and dad were visiting. She asked my dad how he liked it, and he said it was fine but not enough cinnamon. She hmphed, went back in the kitchen, made another apple pie, this time with double the cinnamon. Asked my dad how he liked that, and he said you’re getting there, still not enough cinnamon. She stomped back into the kitchen, made a third apple pie that was near black from the cinnamon. He smiled and said, “Perfect.”
New Poat.