Opposite Day!!!

Feel free to give an assessment of anyone here, celebrities or politicians, or anybody in general, provided it’s THE OPPOSITE of the truth.

(The truth is fungible, by the way.)

For example:

•Sohos’ are, in fact, much smaller

•Barack Hussein Obama is a committed Christian and not at all a secret Muslim who was born in Kenya

•Innocent Bystanders is worth reading

•MCPO can run like the wind

•Charlie Sheen might just know something about 9/11

•I, Sean, am a handsome, wealthy man who is desired by sexy ladies

•Salt is not a seasoning to be fucked with

CRITICAL UPDATE OF EPIC IMPORTANCE!!!  [wiserbud]

Death Toll (human):  0

Death Toll (beer):  Unknown, believed to be in the hundreds

Up next, the inevitable Christmas Day Massacre, in 4 part harmony and with feeling.

215 Comments

  1. LAST!!!!!!!

  2. Jeez, Dick, you’re sposda tell everyone to stay asleep before hucking the grenade. It’s fucking opposite day.

  3. Nighty night?

  4. Obama is the bestest president EVER.

  5. Open your nun mouth!

  6. Reading assignment starts here. Southern Poverty Law Center is the best philanthropic organization EVER.

  7. This looks like fun.

    THAT’s the spirit, Dick!

    Oh. I see what you did there.

  8. http://tinyurl.com/2aebqt2

  9. Yaknow…maybe it’s time for me to actually READ a BiW poat in it’s entirety.

    BBL. M, M, L.

  10. Mmmm… bad evening?

    Hope everyone had a shitty day?

    Shit, I suck at this.

  11. Why, yes, I am perfectly sane.

  12. The Congress of the United States is focused on the Constitution, believes in fiscal restraint and smaller government.

    Lindsay Graham is a committed conservative.

    Michelle Obama is one of the most attractive and fashionable women in the world.

    Posting this comment doesn’t make me want to scrub my entire body down with bleach and a hog bristle brush.

  13. Mmmm… bad evening?
    Hope everyone had a shitty day?
    Shit, I suck at this.

    No you don’t, pretty lady!

  14. Good morning Roamy! How are you holding up?

    ^^^ Not part of Opposite Day.

  15. No you don’t, pretty lady!

    Oh, so I do suck, and I’m ugly to boot? I was right!

  16. Juan Williams is an economic and political GENIUS!

  17. Where did Brad go? To grill coffee?

  18. I slept in too late.

  19. If you slept in too late, then you don’t need a nap, right? 😉

  20. Naps are evil.

  21. Avoid a nap at all costs, Brad. That can only end in tears… 😉

  22. I don’t want any bacon for breakfast.

    / opposite
    Aggie, I am soooooo glad to be home.

  23. Pajama Momma is kind of uptight and needs to learn to be more communicative.

    Mrs Peel? Not a lot going on in the ol’ brainbox, I’m afraid.

    Xbrad is funny.

  24. This my friends is the best day of my life!!

    Wedding day? Nah
    Kids being born? Uh no
    Leaving my MiL’s house? FUCK YEAH!!!!

  25. Lauraw’s hump isn’t all that frightening.

  26. Kanye West is awesome! George Strait, not so much.

  27. Lauraw’s hump isn’t all that frightening disgusting.

  28. MCPO, can you get this for me? I can’t quite reach.

    http://is.gd/hUMrO

  29. UGA’s awesome run defense did not surrender nearly a quarter of a mile last night.

  30. It’s not at all annoying that the Big 12 south title depends on the vote of a bunch of jerks who have boners for OU.

  31. We were totally askeered when Andy was stalking us.

  32. Comment by Georgia Deer

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  33. Feel free to not graze under my stand this afternoon, you animal of non-questionable parentage.

  34. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CULU09VCu14

  35. -1*opposite: The fact that I was practically slaloming the things on the drive from Athens back to Macon last night does not bode well for this afternoon’s outing.

  36. We were NOT totally askeered when Andy was stalking us.

    Fixt.

  37. Improtant Update Added!

    Oh, and Lauraw is a hideously looking beast who strikes men impotent with a single glance.

  38. Wiser – May I suggest a Christmas hunting trip to Alaska?

  39. This post does not have teh full-blown AIDS, opposite day was a great idea and this isn’t a picture of wiserbud:

    http://tinyurl.com/25nwuqd

    I LOVE YOU ICE

  40. Rosetta is not hung like a Ken doll.

  41. Seriously, we are going to kidnap you, Wiser, before the next holiday.

  42. OOOOH. so excited. I’ve got my secret santa!

  43. ScottW is a hugely obese man who hates beer.

  44. I’ll give you a hint:

    I don’t have to actually mail anything.

    OOPS, I’ve said too much.

  45. You know, last year you did this on the 24th? Or maybe the 23? Either way, I wasn’t around for the unveiling. Can we do it on another date? One most folks can be here?

    Or, more importantly, when “I” can be here?

  46. Pat Green is an incredibly popular artist.

  47. Covers of classic rock songs are great!

  48. Rosetta does not smell like stale beer and desperation.

  49. Can we do it on another date? One most folks can be here?

    No. We are all impressed that YOU have a real life. The rest of us don’t.

  50. Rosetta is not hung like a Ken doll.

    Picture of a Ken Doll:

    http://tinyurl.com/365a95t

  51. Mare LOVES the Beatles!

  52. Dick is a man of incredible humor and good will towards men.

  53. Iguanas are chick magnets.

  54. Everyone roots for and admires the Yankees.

  55. Dick, how many Sonic workers spit in your burrito?

  56. The Phillies are a great team with an impressive history of winning.

  57. Darth Vader: Obi Wan told you the truth. I killed your father and I’m not a whiny bitch.

  58. I wouldn’t assume it’s spit Rosetta.

  59. This is NOT an awesome summary of how stuxnet pwned Iran’s nuke program: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/11/26/secret-agent-crippled-irans-nuclear-ambitions/

  60. Nice sausage fest you have there.

    I would hate for anything to happen to it.

  61. I wouldn’t assume it’s spit Rosetta.

    Hahahahahaha. Good call.

  62. Blade Runner is the most riveting film ever made. An action-packed, non-stop rollercoaster of fun and excitement, combined with an incredibly interesting story that truly stands the test of time.

  63. I wouldn’t assume it’s spit Rosetta.

    Neither did Dick. That’s why he ordered a second one.

  64. Mike Thomspon is a humorous and insightful political cartoonist.

  65. David Brooks is the epitome of the True Conservative.

  66. Carin is a fat-assed Midwestern housefrau with no ambition beyond making sure she’s in front of her TV in time for The View every day.

  67. Carin MCPO is a fat-assed Midwestern housefrau with no ambition beyond making sure she’s in front of her TV in time for The View every day.

    fixt

  68. Carin is a fat-assed Midwestern housefrau with huge boobs and no ambition beyond making sure she’s in front of her TV in time for The View every day.

    fixt

  69. This thread is going to rank as one of the funniest of all time.

  70. Andy can add 2+2 twice and get the same answer.

  71. Rosetta didn’t put them there; he was born with those potatoes in his ass.

  72. Rosetta is so macho that Rosie O’Donnell is repelled by his mere presence.

  73. I’m so comforted by the fact that we have people like this in America!

    http://tinyurl.com/2d3ujxx

  74. I just love giving up my laptop to Hubby every fucking morning….

  75. I hate holiday shopping online. I’d much rather drive around and freeze in the Michigan weather.

  76. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAIL!!!

    DON’T~!!! DON’T DO IT!!!! I BEG OF YOU!

  77. Nail head hit.

    http://tinyurl.com/267y7by

  78. MCPO, that’s a bit unfair to McCaskill. She wasn’t talking about Wikileaks per se, she was talking about OUR people giving them the info.

  79. Rosetta isn’t plotting to push this poat down like a fat chick.

  80. Teh Dallas Cowboys is the largest collection ox selfless overachievers ever assembled by mankind.

    Top that shit, bitches.

  81. I DIDN’T CHECK MY E-MAIL!! THE HORROR!!!

  82. Rosie, Floyd may enjoy this.

  83. Pendejo for the WIN!!

  84. The Lions will make the Superbowl.

  85. Dick (L) this post (R)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

  86. I’m not sitting on the edge of my seat waiting on the next installment of ” wiserbud’s holiday with teh inlaws”.

  87. I hate it when Hostagettes send me sexy pics of themselves.

  88. “Rosie, Floyd may enjoy this.”

    I see nothing wrong with training your dog to crap on door mats.

    I give that product a C out of 5.

  89. I hate it when you forward them to the rest of us.

  90. I hate it when Hostagettes send me sexy pics of themselves.

    I will make sure to never, EVER, send you any….

  91. Garrison Keillor is entertaining.

  92. I love picking out gifts for my MIL and SIL. They love everything I get them.

  93. *hides leaf from African violet plant I accidentally broke off
    *fears for life

    She’s trying to convince us to stay another night because of the snow. She’s going on the Internet and reading to us about every fucking car accident from here to the Nevada border. I don’t know why she wants us here because Gavin bugs her SO bad

  94. don’t do it.

    You are in so much trouble. I think you should eat the leaf.

  95. Rosie, Floyd may enjoy this.

    He goes outside like big boys and girls. Although he doesn’t much like cold wind, ice or snow on his weezer.

  96. PJ, shut your pie hole.

    We’re doing something here.

  97. And I have NEVER rubbed one out to a pic of a Hostagette.

  98. Whoever got my name in Secret Santa is really excited.

  99. Rosie, I gotta tell ya, nothing was better than taking a crap when there was snow up to my balls.

  100. I freaked. I leaned my arm back and heard a snap and then it stuck to my sweater.

  101. I don’t agree with Dick.

    And I have NEVER rubbed one out to a pic of a Hostagette.

    *momentarily speechless*

  102. Everyone is getting books for christmas.

    Fuckers should read more anyway.

  103. It was Dolly, Aggie, don’t freak out.

  104. It was Dolly, Aggie, don’t freak out.

    If you own Dolly, why use pics??

  105. PJM is like a professional photographer. Her self portraits rank up there with the best stuff Annie Leibowitz ever published.

  106. Oh my hell. You know what that bitch just said? I packed up all the kids stuff, packed the cooler, brought most of the stuff upstairs and got the kids ready, fed the kids breakfast and did the breakfast dishes (pjd was sweet and made me bacon and eggs though) When pjd packs the car, he doesn’t want anyone around because we’ll just get in his way. So, I’m sitting here drinking my coffee and she says to him, “is there anything Shauna can be doing for you right now?

  107. “is there anything Shauna can be doing for you right now?

    Ha haaa haaa…

    Really, Peej. Get busy.

  108. Hahaha it was hard to take a picture of myself on the train

  109. The west coast of America is the last bastion of common sense and patriotism!

    http://tinyurl.com/2fvuwab

  110. PJM, she sounds like my MIL. Add to that that my inlaws are hoarders, and you get an explosive combination.

    Get out!!

  111. SeanM has never fisted a llama in public.

  112. BiW is noted throughout the innerwebtubes for his brevity.

  113. I wonder if uniball took his family to the tree lighting ceremony in Portland

  114. I wonder if uniball took his family to the tree lighting ceremony in Portland

    Holy shit, PJM, I totally forgot about that!!

  115. George Lucas has written the best dialogue ever seen in American cinema.

  116. Can you PLEASE send a photo of their house if you ever could? Hoarders fascinate me and sometimes they have really good shit

  117. Vmax and Michael Vick are best friends,

  118. Shit, girl…I’ll send them all. I took them with my iPhone surreptitiously while Hubby diverted their attention.

    It left scars…

  119. Oooooh, I finally get MCPO now
    The post

  120. Greedo shot first!

  121. The west coast of America is the last bastion of common sense and patriotism!

    http://tinyurl.com/2fvuwab

    That makes me want to blow them up.

    Fucking assholes.

  122. Peej, just break off the rest of the leaf from the plant, and hide it outside in the garden. Much as you may not like being around your MiL, the fact that she is concerned enough about you guys to want you to be safe means that she really and truly cares about each and every one of you. She just doesn’t know how to channel that in a positive way.

    You’re never going to change who she is – the person she is now is a compilation of all of the experiences that she has had up until this point. I know it’s hard, but try not to take it too personally. Somebody explained that to me over 20 years ago, and it has gotten me through a TON of crap that would have otherwise driven me nuts.

    Just understand that there are things that you will NEVER know about what happened in a person’s past which made them the way that they are (and it mostly has to do with how they reacted to any given situation and what happened as a result of that action), but there is also NOTHING that you can do to change any of that. And that who they are today is something that you have absolutely no control over. That makes it a WHOLE lot easier to not take things quite as personally, believe me!

    (And no, that’s not an “Opposite Day” response – sorry if I sound too preachy…..)

  123. ABBA is the best band ever

  124. Or you could, you know, just go take a crap in her kitchen sink.

    Good to have options, ain’t it?

  125. Ok, PJM, sent you the pics 😀

    Don’t judge me!!

  126. MCPO and Rosetta are short, hairy guys

  127. Rosetta’s favorite song of all time!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzN0mMx-sJg

  128. SoHoS looks like a teenage boy in jeans and a tee shirt.

  129. Happy Thanksgiving SohitaTurkey!

  130. Ya know, that Christmas Tree Bomber case sounds a LOT like “Sam” the terrorist from Dallas. My nephew and all of his friends actually knew the kid – EVERYONE in that little town was shocked to find out that someone they all really liked was more than willing to blow a bunch of people to bits.

    I’d be willing to bet this (FBI sting operations like this one) happens a lot, but very few of these kids actually get to the implementation phase. Of course, “Sam” just got sentenced for a very long time – and the “bomb” that he was provided with was a very clever dud…..

  131. Oh, and everyone who is driving home today in less than ideal conditions, PLEASE be careful out there! We want all of you to get home safe and sound.

    (Again, NOT Opposite Day sentiment……)

  132. I enjoy the holidays.

  133. Happy turkey day fairy Rosette

  134. Pocket sand!

  135. TiFW totally gets the idea of a joke thread!

  136. Tifw is a woman of few words 😉

  137. I’d LOVE it aggie!!

    btw, I’m free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty I’m free at last!

  138. Michael IS the Batman!

  139. Rosetta always acts mature and respectful.

  140. *sniff sniff*

    Hey what smells like a bunch of horseshit? Oh.

    http://tinyurl.com/23yufxg

  141. PJM’s laugh is like the tinkling of crystal bells or a finely tuned harpsichord.

  142. Get me out of spam bucket

  143. Drive safely, PJD!! YOu are carrying precious, albeit loud cargo!!!

    PJM, there are no words to describe my inlaws. Well, there are, but not in English. Did I forget to tell you their garage is so full you can’t walk in it? Or that they have additional offsite storage for dishes and Le Creuset cookware???

    Yeah, I told them that shit was mine when they died. They think I’m joking.

  144. Tifw, my mil can fuck herself.

    But thank you for the pep talk. 🙂

  145. In that hilarious work of fiction, Joe Klein gave the following as a reason he tepidly supported Bush’s 2004 social security reform proposal:

    “The first was a matter of courtesy and optimism: I always try to give a newly elected President the benefit of the doubt.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Opposite day!!

  146. JOe Klein is an honest, insightful journalist without a biased bone in his body.

  147. Rosetta always acts mature and respectful.

    Shut the fuck up, River of Douche.

  148. Hotspur is a profligate, hedonistic twatwaffle who hates his wife!

  149. I’ll work up a new post so we can bury an icepick in the brain stem of this POS.

    brb

  150. If my mil was like to everyone, I’d have more understanding, but when the woman is a cold prickly bitch to me, then turns and hugs everyone in her LDS relief society and THEN all the sudden I’m the funniest, most fun person on earth because the other ladies think so, then when we leave, she’s cold again…..that’s calculation, not subconscious reaction to childhood hurts

  151. Still stuck at NTB been here an hour at least

  152. I sympathize, Peej. Didn’t mean to get on my soapbox there; it’s just that few things have stuck with me as long as that one conversation I had way back when. It really resonated with me, so I just try to pay it forward whenever I can.

    And probably your MiL treats you the way that she does because she views you as a rival for her son’s affection. Until she gets over that, nothing will ever be resolved…..

    Sorry about the books that I write on here – I don’t get a word in edgewise at home. Believe it or not, I’M the quiet one around my house!

  153. Change my fucking oil already!!!

  154. Yikes, PJM…I’ve seen that before. That has to be rough for you.

  155. Peej, that’s just awful.

    If it makes you feel any better, Jazz’s blood-grandmother fed him spoiled food and didn’t invite him to his own birthday party.

  156. And probably your MiL treats you the way that she does because she views you as a rival for her son’s affection.

    Disagree.
    Seems pretty clear that she’s a snob and a religious bigot.

  157. Change my fucking oil already!!!

    Sure thing. C’mon over here and I’ll “change your fucking oil”!! 😛

  158. I tend to agree with Teresa. My MIL is wonderful to me, but she is cold and calculating to my BIL’s wife. He’s the first born, and none of his wives, including my sister, were good enough for her precious son.

  159. If my mil was like to everyone, I’d have more understanding, but when the woman is a cold prickly bitch to me, then turns and hugs everyone in her LDS relief society and THEN all the sudden I’m the funniest, most fun person on earth because the other ladies think so, then when we leave, she’s cold again…..that’s calculation, not subconscious reaction to childhood hurts

    You took her son away from the faith and made him a heathenistic papist, and you are surprised by her Jekyl and Hyde act?

    There are two ways to approach this:

    1) Show her the love and grace of Christ that she seems to be lacking, to shame her; or
    2) Show her the love and grace of Christ that she seems to be lacking, without any expectations, because that is what Christ would expect of you.

  160. Tiff we are just playing with ya!

  161. or

    3) Tell the bitch it’s the last time she will ever see her grandchildren.

    Sometimes it’s satisfying being a devout agnostic.

  162. Nah, her son wanted nothing to do with her loooong before I came on the scene.

  163. (And no, that’s not an “Opposite Day” response – sorry if I sound too preachy…..)

    http://tinyurl.com/2plxo4

  164. You’re fine TiFW. I’ll tell you this right now, my mil is NOT gluten free.
    Kinda makes you hate her don’t it?

  165. Xbrad is a chick magnet.

  166. Tifw one of my best friends was describing all of these symptoms she was having and b/c all you have said I told her to get tested to see if she has a Gluten problem I will let you know what her Doctor finds

  167. I make sure I’m nothing but nice to her….for the kids.

    Is it wrong that jazz’s story makes me laugh and laugh?
    Pjd left his religion and home like 12 years before I met him, course it’s possible I ruined the chance of him turning back. We sure as hell haven’t told her pjd’s catholic now

  168. You’re fine TiFW. I’ll tell you this right now, my mil is NOT gluten free.
    Kinda makes you hate her don’t it?

    Ha ha haa …

    But, you know, perhaps if she gave up gluten, she’d turn into a good person?

    something to think about.

  169. Peej, do you know anything about the primary relationship between your MiL and significant male figures in her life? Chances are there was a major betrayal of her trust by someone very close to her – her dad, a husband, some man with whom she was very much in love, etc.

    If that occurred, she is probably still very insecure about that. When around women that she doesn’t perceive as a threat to the relationships with the men that she loves, she will seem like a perfectly likable person.

    However, whenever she is in a situation with a woman who she perceives as a threat to those relationships, she is – usually subconciously – going to do whatever it takes to put that “other woman” in a bad light. She is scared to death that her son is going to “pick” you over her, and that she will lose his love. She can’t bear the thought of ever having to endure that loss – but she probably doesn’t understand that on a conscious level.

    I’d be willing to bet that at its core, your MiL would treat ANY woman her son was married to the same way – unless she felt the relationship wasn’t going to last. I don’t know what to tell you, sweetie – she’s not going to change, but it might make your relationship more bearable to know that it really and truly isn’t YOU who is making her like this. It’s what you represent, not you personally.

    Didn’t mean to go on so long – sorry……

  170. Nice game from those fine, upstanding, gentlemanly Wolverines on Friday. Their skills on the gridiron are not at all a simile to Hostpurs carpentry.

  171. We sure as hell haven’t told her pjd’s catholic now

    OMG, why not?

  172. PJ – Still think you should go with option #3.

  173. And yeah, it’s probably got something to do with gluten……. 😉

    (Sohos, I know you’re just messing with me – I just appreciate everyone putting up with me being so long-winded! And the gluten stuff – I get a lot of laughs from youse guys.)

  174. You should not examine PJD’s prime example of a female relationship for clues on why he is the way he is, and you should certainly not feel sorry for THAT guy. At all.

  175. Funny example of my mil’s thinking. Yesterday we were in Salt Lake the kids heard the bird chirping noise the crosswalks make and pjd explained to the kids they were for deaf people. I looked at him and said, they’re for blind people, my mil got in my face to argue with me that they were TOO for deaf people!!!!

  176. Maybe she was playing Opposite Day a day early.

  177. my mil got in my face to argue with me that they were TOO for deaf people!!!!

    Ha ha ha ha… She needs a hot poker in her eye.

  178. Did you ask her where you bury the survivors of a plane crash on the border of Arizona and Nevada?

  179. Heh. Heheheheh.

    The bright flashing red and green lights on the crosswalks are for the color blind.

  180. TiFW, yeah, she “stepped out” on her first husband, left the nuclear physicist cuz he was boring after like 20 years and the one that died two years ago kept her quite comfortable financially

  181. So no front brakes…I haven’t even heard them squeak??? Too bad I can’t afford them. How inmportant are they really?

  182. I didn’t watch the game, Pupster. Too painful to see Richrod’s incompetence on the last day of the season.

    Bo is not turning over in his grave.

  183. Aggie I wanna go shopping at your in laws house!

  184. Hotspur owes me a new keyboard……

    Nah, her son wanted nothing to do with her loooong before I came on the scene.

    So she can’t bear to imagine that he rejects HER for no good reason. The fact is that you are just a convenient “excuse” – if he is “rejecting” her, why then it HAS to be because of some third party. She can’t bear the thought of him rejecting her and possibly abandoning her. She loves him more than life itself – think about how you feel about your kids, and then think about how you would feel if you lost one of them.

    This is primal with her, but she doesn’t realize that. She is scared to death that another male that she loves might leave her. It’s NOT you…..

  185. How inmportant are they really?

    How important is it that your daughter has a Mom?

  186. Seriously, PJM is the sweetest thing and anyone who treats her like that deserves to have their ass kicked. PERIOD.

  187. Crap! I knew you were going to say that

  188. Or that they have additional offsite storage for dishes and Le Creuset cookware???

    Aggie, if you need help loading it up, let me know, I’ll drive the Dakota down. There just might be stuff left in the back at the end of the day, but I’m sure that won’t matter, right?

  189. Aggie I wanna go shopping at your in laws house!

    You know what kills me?? They have two original Salvador Dali pencil sketches in that mess, along with about $30,000 worth of depression era acid etched glassware, several James Surls originals (MIL used to date him in HS), and scores of antique furniture.

    AND YOU CAN’T FIND OR SEE ANY OF IT!!!!

    PJM, if ever they have an estate sale, I will give you first dibs, after me.

  190. “You should not examine PJD’s prime example of a female relationship for clues on why he is the way he is, and you should certainly not feel sorry for THAT guy. At all.”
    HAHAHAHA

  191. Seriously, PJM is the sweetest thing and anyone who treats her like that deserves to have their ass kicked. PERIOD.

    How cruel. You’ll make PJM cry.

  192. You don’t absolutely have to have them, SoHoS.

    You might start practicing this phrase, though.

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”

  193. I just appreciate everyone putting up with me being so long-winded! And the gluten stuff

    When did we put this up for a vote? I Must’ve been huffing varnish that day.

  194. There just might be stuff left in the back at the end of the day, but I’m sure that won’t matter, right?

    I don’t think they would notice…

    *looks at her Le Creuset 5 qt*

  195. Front brakes are just helpers. Guardrails and very large objects are much more effective at stopping a vehicle.

    It’s just not as friendly to the occupants.

  196. Sohos, I heard brakes were overrated.

  197. OK Peej, this goes back WAAAY farther than the long-term husband. She was hurt by the loss of a male figure at some point, I’d be willing to bet. I’d also be willing to bet that she – again, subconciously – “sets up” a situation with the men in her life whereby she is the one who ultimately gets to reject them BEFORE they can reject her. However, it will ALWAYS be the fault of someone or something else.

    If she can “blame” you for her son’s rejection of her, it won’t hurt as much, if that makes any sense…..

  198. DID MCPO JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING ON MY PERIOD?!?!?!?

  199. I thought Rosetta Rosettadetta was putting up a new poat?

  200. Well they are going to have to wait they 425.00 to fix them…

  201. NTB has been known for their speedy service and honesty in their dealings. I totally would not like to have Dick pay a visit to my local branch to straighten out Mrs. Pupster’s tire purchase from last year.

  202. DID MCPO JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING ON MY PERIOD?!?!?!?

    Yes.

  203. Which cracks me up TiFW because I’m the one has to ask pjd to call his mom for holidays and such

  204. BisW, love the new avatar!!!

    *smoooch*

  205. They are beyond pissing me off I have NEVER waited this long for a fucking oil change

  206. Sohos – Do you have a regular mechanic that you trust or a friend of Count’s that is a good mech? If so, have them check out your brakes.

  207. New poast in up, jackholes.

    *sets OPPOSITE DAY!! post on fire*

  208. They are beyond pissing me off I have NEVER waited this long for a fucking oil change

    Well, if MCPO’s didn’t work, let me try.

  209. DID MCPO JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING ON MY PERIOD?!?!?!?

    Oh. Well forget everything I just said – it’s OBVIOUSLY because you’re OTR…… 😉

    Aggie, WHERE do your in-laws live? Just let me know when they’re gonna be outta town next time, m’kay? Sounds like a road trip might be in order –

  210. Just drove past our second spinout accident and had some guy cut us off changing three lanes. You should have heard the stream of profanities coming out of pjd’s mouth

  211. “Oh. Well forget everything I just said – it’s OBVIOUSLY because you’re OTR…… ;-)”
    Hahahaha

  212. Aggie, WHERE do your in-laws live? Just let me know when they’re gonna be outta town next time, m’kay? Sounds like a road trip might be in order –

    HAHAHA!!! Outside of Houston, but they seldom leave for anywhere…

    Thanks be to GOD.

  213. How the hell did my comment get before TiFW?

  214. I wish Teresa would explain about gluten some more.

  215. Well, that was a thread killer.


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