28 Shopping Days til Kwanzaa

Black Baby Jesus flash mob

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Make this and then shove it up your ass

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I could do this if I wanted to, I just don’t want to.

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472 Comments

  1. Farts

  2. HAHAHA!!! Love the Sound of Music take :D

  3. How did they get all six of those babies to sleep all at once in the same pose.

    I bet they drugged them.

  4. OMG! It’s full of stars!

  5. DID MCPO JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME BEING ON MY PERIOD?!?!?!?
    Oh. Well forget everything I just said – it’s OBVIOUSLY because you’re OTR……

    Aggie, WHERE do your in-laws live? Just let me know when they’re gonna be outta town next time, m’kay? Sounds like a road trip might be in order –

  6. They are about to see me lose it here at NTB watch for news reports

  7. Aggie, WHERE do your in-laws live? Just let me know when they’re gonna be outta town next time, m’kay? Sounds like a road trip might be in order –

    HAHAHA!!! Outside of Houston, but they seldom leave for anywhere…

    Thanks be to GOD.

  8. I have a major case of tinnitus today. Plus, it feels like someone shot me in the ear. So I’ve got that going for me.

  9. Outside of Houston eh?

  10. Outside of Houston eh?

    Clear Creek should ring a bell ;)

  11. Then they are right in my area

  12. What’s ‘taters, Precious?

  13. Now, why do I think that Sohos is going to “take a walk” sometime over the next few weeks, and perhaps come home with some new cookware?

    “Honestly, sweetie, it followed me home…..”

  14. What’s everyone talking about? Colon health?

  15. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MUd89b4s9BQGiM::brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/52&t=1&usg=AFrqEzfJ6Rd0nHNbe3laL3dohbqDdny4MQ

  16. HAHAHAHA!!!!

  17. >>What’s everyone talking about? Colon health?<<

    NO GOATSE LINKS!!!!!

  18. That is if I am not in prison for going postal here

  19. SoHoS – Need a shoulder rub?

  20. Sohos, need a .380?

  21. I’d totally visit sohos in prison.

  22. I’ve got a sinus infection that feels like someone stabbed an icepick in my head.

  23. BisW, love the new avatar!!!

    *smoooch*

    I wasn’t sure if I should go with Commander or Ambassador.

  24. Xbrad?

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:V9nfni97AJ-moM::www.seattlepi.com/photos/popup.asp?gtitle=Fremont%20Soapbox%20Derby&SubID=3082&page=0&t=1&usg=AFrqEzeVd0l-VapJKbX73RLICFo8KemJ1w

  25. I’d totally visit sohos in prison.

    That depends. Is it conjugal, or are we just talking on the opposite sides of the glass using the telephones?

  26. Somebody throw me down a line. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzvuTNhdL0w

  27. PG, be careful. Your Secret Santa asked me for a suggestion about what to give you.

  28. Xbrad?

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:V9nfni97AJ-moM::www.seattlepi.com/photos/popup.asp?gtitle=Fremont%20Soapbox%20Derby&SubID=3082&page=0&t=1&usg=AFrqEzeVd0l-VapJKbX73RLICFo8KemJ1w

    Hell no. That’s TBOM’s Proctologist.

  29. I wasn’t sure if I should go with Commander or Ambassador.

    You chose….wisely.

  30. Sonofabitch. I got stung in the neck by a bee. That hasn’t happened to me since I was a ki..

    *thud

    Why’s sohos fixin to kill people at the tire place?

  31. Sonofabitch. I got stung in the neck by a bee. That hasn’t happened to me since I was a ki..

    *thud

    Had one in my shoe once when I was seven.

    Lost an entire day, woke up late evening in the First Aid cabin.

  32. My secret Santa needs advice from no one. I have all the confidence in the world that they will make classy and tasteful decision.

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:uHs1r-MqelIVrM::www.bmwtalk.org/&t=1&usg=AFrqEzfGOxYLytzotIA3vNZWUWfjnmcAPw

  33. So, speaking of Secret Santa… we exchange gifts, and then what? Comment here about them?

  34. I don’t have a SS email yet.

    What email addy did you send it to, B-rad???

    Tell me, or I start tapping the 12 inch gutterspike sticking out of your eyesocket.

    Tell me!!!

  35. So, speaking of Secret Santa… we exchange gifts, and then what? Comment here about them?

    Yes. Because everyone wanted to hear about the “Girls Kissing Girls” book that Dick got me last year.

    It didn’t make my pants fly around the room, but parts made me feel funny in the swimsuit area.

  36. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  37. I feel like PJM! Free at last. Seriously 2 1/2 hours for an oil change???? I will NEVER go back to NTB

  38. Dear Secret Santa I need new front brakes…everyone says they are important

  39. Can you get them for under 20 bucks?

  40. Can you get them for under 20 bucks?

    Maybe in Mexico?

  41. DinT – Sohos has been in NTB for 3 hours trying to get her fucking oil changed.

  42. hahahahaha MCPO you made me laugh and laugh

  43. Also you can post a picture of your gift.

  44. What is an NTB?

  45. Guess Sohos doesn’t need a shoulder rub now.

    *puts pants back on*

  46. National Tire & Battery.

  47. National, Tire and Battery.

  48. My secret Santa needs advice from no one. I have all the confidence in the world that they will make classy and tasteful decision.

    Still opposite day I guess.

  49. N.ote T.he B.uttfucking

  50. Catman’s got it right!

  51. Aggie, we’ll discuss what we get on a day that b-rad picks and then we guess who got them for us.I think we also send the pics to b-rad and he’ll pit them in a post.

    MCPO, did you see what I said about Graham, the navy cadets and the reagan library in February? Also, he gets to tour the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan this December. Also, I found out my bil retired as a command chief photographer’s mate

  52. A hero in the making:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyq7WRr_GPg

  53. Where the hell has Mare been?

  54. what day do we need to have it mailed by? Do we know what night we are opening gifts?

  55. ooops, I said it wrong Command Master Chief Petty Officer

  56. PJM – Your BiL is a retired Command Master Chief? Must be a helluva man!

  57. By the looks on the faces of the other MEPs, he left a mark, Dick.

  58. A hero in the making:


    Somebody better call a doctor.

    I think I just got an erection that will last longer than 4 hours.

  59. He said “stop what you’re doing.”
    “Get down upon your knees.”
    “I’ve got a message for you that you
    better believe.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7E2a3efr3w

  60. This is a fucking unbelievable story.

    http://tinyurl.com/29aw5pg

  61. BiW, I sent it to C******HW***** At comcast.

    I just resent it, just in case.

  62. Women have that same look with I leave in the morning.

    I’ll wager not Kelly.

  63. I have no idea MCPO, he seems like a nice guy the couple times I’ve met him. All I know is that he took pretty pictures for the Navy

  64. Is he Mr. PJM’s brother or Kare kare’s hubby?

  65. A hero in the making:


    That was awesome. Unfortunately the fact that he was practically booed at the end doesn’t bode well for his message.

  66. That was a frustrating story Rosetta, brings back memories of a certain dentist

  67. Update your resume, Nancy. Time for you to get a real job.

    http://tinyurl.com/32y2obo

  68. He is pjd’s sister’s husband. I don’t have any interesting stuff in my family, unless my liberal gay college professor, book author cousin tickles yer fancy.

    my bil and sil own this joint now http://theartofcoffee.biz/2701.html
    My sil painted the art on the coffee bags

  69. So, the NYT agrees that Lugar is a reliable statist liberal? How is that news?

  70. http://tinyurl.com/27yrlmj

    Fuck Russian ice!!!

  71. Someone told me when I was just a little kid
    Don’t follow leaders
    Just think for yourself
    But everybody minds everybody else’s business here
    Why can’t they turn their eyes to somebody else?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnQg9bmZrpY

  72. I think I’m in the spam bucket.

  73. Rosetta, I had no clue you were Russian.

    Hahahahahaha. Even I can’t be that big of a douche.

    That guy is lucky that someone hasn’t shot him out of a wood chipper already.

  74. PJM – No way to order those gift boxes on line???!?!

  75. BiW, I just had to make sure he didn’t mainline me.. it was pretty close to the artery but I didn’t pass out so I guess it wasn’t close enough.

    Fuckin hurt though.

    Sohos, I will change your oil in 15 minutes or it’s free.

  76. Dick – I think I have a marketing plan juuuussst for you….

  77. *wonders if anyone will bother checking the spam*

  78. Aggie -quityerbitchin’. You’re already out.

  79. If anyone’s wondering what to get me for SS, I would like an iPad.

    I know it’s a tad over budget, but if you STEAL it – it’s free. You just pay shipping.

    Make sure you insure it, though.

  80. *wonders if anyone will bother checking the spam*

    Patience grasshopper. I move slowly without pearl-laden bewbs to motivate me.

  81. I move slowly without pearl-laden bewbs to motivate me.

    I soooo regret not going up to DFW while you were there!!

  82. Car in – Let me get right on that! BTW- Herself seems reluctant to give up her cookie recipe. . . I have not yet begun to fight!

  83. I dunno MCPO, that’s interesting I’ll have to ask her why.

  84. I soooo regret not going up to DFW while you were there!!

    Masocist.

  85. http://tinyurl.com/27yrlmj

    Fuck Russian ice!!!

    Hahahahahahaha.

  86. Whoever my secret Santa is, can you put a hit out on someone for me?

    Just asking

  87. Car in – Let me get right on that! BTW- Herself seems reluctant to give up her cookie recipe. . . I have not yet begun to fight!

    I bet she’d do it for Cathy or PA.

    [pout]

  88. I’VE GOT AN IDEA.

    She could just send me a batch.

    Problem. Solved.

  89. …a thousand shining moments
    waiting just to happen to you…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTBf4fNDsc&feature=related

  90. Masocist.

    Whip me and call me Edna.

  91. A note to my secret santa… Not cat stuff please.. I get mountains of it all year from customers. Unless it is one of the Hosagettes in a catsuit, then hot damn!

  92. Whoever got my name, please keep my gift under $10,000.

  93. Whoever got my name in the drawing, please remember I have children.

  94. Just saw two more cars that spun off the road into ditches

  95. A note to my secret santa… Not cat stuff please.. I get mountains of it all year from customers. Unless it is one of the Hosagettes in a catsuit, then hot damn!

    Damn

    Now what I am I gonna do with this kitten?

    I thought it was gonna be so purrrfect.

  96. That Rakim is a real rocket surgeon, ain’t he?

  97. The reason for DADT kinda sells itself now doesn’t it?
    *Wishes Assange “car service” at NTB*

  98. Whip me and call me Edna.

    Me and Edna?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THYkMUD_JOE&feature=related

  99. PJM – Where are you right now?

  100. *on the 23rd* “Oh look Honey! A dead kitten! So thoughtful…”

  101. Whoever got my name in the drawing, please remember I have children.

    Damn.
    *sews up crotch in crotchless panties*

  102. “Whoever got my name in the drawing, please remember I have children.”

    Hot dayum lady, u want us to send that stuff to your kids?

  103. GO BIRDS! Falcons WIN!

  104. please remember I have children.

    Returns “Long Dong Silver” marital aid.

  105. BisW, thanks to your note at FB I am now hooked on Blue Rodeo.

  106. Have we heard from MJ since he ran that 5K last night?

  107. Returns “Long Dong Silver” marital aid.

    Good choice. Get her the one in gold.

  108. “Whoever got my name in the drawing, please remember I have children.”

    wrap package in brown paper. Got it.

  109. BisW, thanks to your note at FB I am now hooked on Blue Rodeo.

    The best band you never heard of.

    Kinda pissed that they never made videos for “Phirana Pool” and “Cinema Song”, though…

  110. I did at my chat thingy, Carin. He said he did well, and went off to socialize with his neighbors.

  111. Almost to Nephi Utah. Constantly snowing, but it’s very light. Not the big deal my mil was making it out to be

  112. I almost went to see them in Seattle this summer, Aggie, but I would have gone by myself, and that wouldn’t have been much fun.

  113. Your MIL was trying to keep you there for one more day to make you completely miserable, I bet.

  114. I’m putting the finishing touches on my Christmas CD.

    Annual tradition.

    I need just a couple more.

  115. Your MIL was trying to keep you there for one more day to make you completely miserable Certifiably insane, I bet. FIXT

  116. *makes note to keep mouth shut*

    *makes note to not laugh out loud, causing spouse to read comments*

    *makes note to look up “Long Dong Silver”*

    *scratches off last note*

  117. http://tinyurl.com/26dg8qs

    Someone needs to keep sharp objects away from Tom Friedman.

  118. Sends Aggie’s kids six of these.

    http://is.gd/hVqO7

    Hahahahahahaha. Good one.

  119. *makes note to keep mouth shut*

    *makes note to not laugh out loud, causing spouse to read comments*

    *makes note to look up “Long Dong Silver”*

    *scratches off last note*

    Good strategery. Who told you there’d be a test later?

  120. She would have paid us almost $400 to stay to make up for pjd’s lost work. I almost killed him for saying no. I can tolerate her for pay. He’d rather go to work

  121. Whoever got MCPO’s name, remember he’s a faggot.

  122. Good strategery. Who told you there’d be a test later?

    I know you.

  123. Anyone wonder why stores liek Radio Shack are going to go out of business this year?
    I need a specific cable. I can buy it online for between $7 and $10. Add shipping and we’re talking between $15 and $20 total for the cable.

    I decide to give Radio Shack a chance. They have the cable. They want $32 for it.

    Had it only been a couple of bucks more than the $15 or $20 I will have to pay to get it on-line, I would have bought it. I don;’ need it bad enough to pay more than twice as much.

    Oh, well, Radio Shack. Sorry to see you go, but you had an impressive run. Too bad your basically running yourself out of business by being so fucking stupid.

  124. Rosetta – That would be Master faggot. Don’t make me correct you again!

    http://tinyurl.com/23lb93z

  125. I know you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0VKgbqfg0&playnext=1&list=PL8A8DE5C7F8C80849&index=31

    I know. And that smile you gave at the end kills me.

  126. Sends Aggie’s kids six of these.

    http://is.gd/hVqO7

    Ha haa haa .I just added one to my cart for my husband. He’s wanted one of those ever since the world Cup.

  127. Since I worked hard on this, and since wordcrotch doesn’t allow gifs, you can pretend this is my avatard:

  128. L – R

    PJM – PJD

    http://tinyurl.com/2axy2yj

  129. I don’t know how radio shacks stayed in business for so long

  130. MCPO, don’t forget

    http://tinyurl.com/2w644d6

  131. The person I’m buying a gift for, I’m going to legally change their name to Sewer Horse.

  132. “Is it obligatory to call a sheep the very next day?”
    No, but they do appreciate flowers

  133. Best part was the look of utter dejection on the face of the salesman. I even sort of apologized to him, saying “Honestly, I’m sorry, but I just can’t pay $32 for a 3ft cable that I can get for $7 on-line.”

    Those are the guys I feel sorry for. Stupid fucking business model is gonna put all those nerds out of work.

  134. Whoever got my name, please keep my gift under $10,000.

    Whoever got my name, please send me a gift this year….

  135. Even though I think he is a douche of epic proportions, he does make a few valid points in this:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/28/opinion/28rich.html?hp

  136. “L – R

    PJM – PJD

    http://tinyurl.com/2axy2yj

    Hahaha, I had to show him that

  137. Is there a daily bag limit on left lane bandits in Texas? I hope not ’cause there are thousands and thousands that need bagging, based on my experiences driving I-35 in Texas this week.

  138. Whoever got my name, please send me a gift this year….

    hahahahahahaha

    Mare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  139. I’m buying Mrs. Rosetta one of these for Christmas.

    I hope it doesn’t give her any ideas.

  140. BEARS SCORE!!!!!

  141. “L – R

    PJM – PJD

    http://tinyurl.com/2axy2yj”

    Holy shit, I’m crying here…..

    BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

  142. Whoever got my name, please send me a gift this year….

    Hahahahahahaha.

  143. Even though I think he is a douche of epic proportions, he does make a few valid points in this:

    Only the one on the top of his head.

  144. I know. And that smile you gave at the end kills me.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *gives BisW a squishy hug, and a smile*

  145. I’m buying one of these for Rosetta this year.

    http://tinyurl.com/34s5zre

  146. It’s kinda like that grocery store owner that was pissed people didn’t want to pay $8 for “organic” eggs

  147. I’m buying Mrs. Rosetta one of these for Christmas.

    I hope it doesn’t give her any ideas.

    That’s awesome. I like this one too.

    http://tinyurl.com/2bvczst

  148. Rosetta’s worst nightmare.

    http://tinyurl.com/2e9olsy

  149. I’m buying one of these for Rosetta this year.

    http://tinyurl.com/34s5zre

    You’re the best friend EVER.

  150. Did you ever wind up getting one wiserbud? Out of all the hostages, I’d have never thought our sweet little mare would be a slacker

  151. I’ll be on a boat in the carribean from 12/19 to 12/26. So if nobody takes credit for the ballgag and buttplug, there’s a good reason for it.

  152. Imagine brewfan’s squeals of delight when he unwraps this on Christmas Day.

    http://tinyurl.com/2bwzpoj

  153. I think we should all forget about this Secret Santa deal and just chip in and buy this for PJD.

    http://tinyurl.com/4yqd9g

  154. I will endeavor to prepare a bit of supper. . .

  155. Did you ever wind up getting one wiserbud?

    Yeah, I did. And mare tried her best to get it here on time, bless her procrastinating little heart.

  156. I think we should all forget about this Secret Santa deal and just chip in and buy this for PJD.

    http://tinyurl.com/4yqd9g

    Why? We could get him a bottle of ketomine for a fraction of the cost.

  157. TOUCHDOWN BEARS!!!!

    WOO HOOOO!!!!

  158. Who wants gum?

    “Mom, what’s that?”

    “A hearing aid”

    *rushes to close tab*

    That’ll teach me to open Dick’s links.

  159. The Texans beat the Titans! WOo hoo!

  160. Who wants gum?

    It was nice of you to write a positive review for that product, dick.

  161. Foreplay.

    http://tinyurl.com/2768h4n

  162. Aggie word to the wise and after 4 or so years with this crew do NOT blog on the hostages with kids around

  163. Wiserbud, I’m CERTAIN that were I to show those headphones to pjd, he’d be totally offended and tell you he loves me just the way I am. But I don’t want to upset him, so I’m just not gonna show them to him

  164. Speaking of sohos, if you’re her secret Santa, shoot me an email. I have a bra to mail you. Sohos can you tell me the brand? I seem to have wound up with two

  165. Foreplay: http://tinyurl.com/2ajbhnh

  166. Aggie word to the wise and after 4 or so years with this crew do NOT blog on the hostages with kids around

    Sent them all out :D

  167. Wiserbud, I’m CERTAIN that were I to show those headphones to pjd, he’d be totally offended and tell you he loves me just the way I am.

    Why show him? Just describe them to him.

  168. “Foreplay: http://tinyurl.com/2ajbhnh

    Ugh, it’s always about golf with you isn’t it?

  169. Two more cars in ditches

  170. Two more cars in ditches

    Praying fervently for y’all…

  171. So, are we gonna get the cars in ditch count all the way to Vegas?

  172. The kids are playing 20 questions. First question Madeleine asks, “is it offensive to us”

  173. A loving wife would offer to drive for a spell.

  174. I do miss that bra pjm ;)

  175. Yes you are MCPO. They seem to run in pairs too

    Thanks aggie pjd drives slower than molasses in the winter

  176. HAHAHAHAHA! You think he’d let me near that steering wheel?

    Pjd said no thanks, he’d like to make it home alive

  177. Do you remember the brand sohos?

  178. Hahahaha, Michael Vick. Interception in the end zone.

  179. Bali?

  180. BEARS TOUCHDOWN!!!!

  181. Why hasn’t some black ops sniper exploded Julian Assange’s head from 1,000 meters already?

    There is no possible way that we can’t put our hands (or lead as it were) on an attention whore like Assange. Is there?

    I don’t get it. I honestly thought that by now he would have just “disappeared”.

  182. Dude, the last thing we need is for that asshat to achieve martyr status.

  183. Question:

    Why hasn’t some black ops sniper exploded Julian Assange’s head from 1,000 meters already?

    There is no possible way that we can’t put our hands (or lead as it were) on an attention whore like Assange. Is there?

    I don’t get it. I honestly thought that by now he would have just “disappeared”.

    Answer:

    http://tinyurl.com/2c73wp3

  184. I think this administration and the State Dept thought Assange was useful for the first leaks, Rosetta. They just forgot how much Assange hates the US.

    If this were about being “open” with the world, they would have leaked countries like China and Russia, too.

  185. Fuuuuuuuuck, they closed the freeway. I hope it’s open by the time we get there, not sure what we’ll do.

    Oh and another car 180’d and into a ditch

  186. Dude, the last thing we need is for that asshat to achieve martyr status.

    Martyr to whom? America-hating Euro-trash?

    Fuck ’em.

  187. Question:

    Why was Osama Bin Laden alive long enough to plan and execute the 9/11 attacks?

    Answer:

    http://tinyurl.com/66qcte

    I’m sensing a theme……

  188. It’s not like there wouldn’t be countless numbers of asswipes who would love to step up and take his place.

  189. Spanks sohos!

  190. Someone needs to keep sharp objects away from Tom Friedman.

    Sounds like he’s already got a sharp object, and used to to pith himself like a frog in biology class. Wow, that’s some weapons grade stupid right there.

  191. Rosetta, we have enough America hating trash in this country. We don’t need to encourage them. When the heat gets put on the Ogabe administration, they’ll figure out a “way” to shut down the leaks.

    Or the media just won’t report them.

  192. If this were about being “open” with the world, they would have leaked countries like China and Russia, too.

    If he leaked China’s and Russia’s secrets, there really would be a black ops sniper taking him out from 1000 yards. And he knows it.

  193. Hostagettes partying:

    http://tinyurl.com/25j8r6x

    Hostages partying:

    http://tinyurl.com/2fhmmqr

  194. Shit, I’m in spam again!!!

  195. Nuther one

  196. Someone give LC the keys to this starship so she can do her own cleanup on aisle five.

  197. How fast does PJD travel in this weather, PJM?

  198. Shit, I’m in spam again!!!

    STOP LINKING pR0N!!

  199. STOP LINKING pR0N!!

    Learned from experience??

  200. Shit, I’m in spam again!!!

    Well, perhaps one needs to learn to watch one’s language when in polite company……

  201. Deaf mother bastard, what part of the whistle don’t you get?

  202. Well, perhaps one needs to learn to watch one’s language when in polite company……

    It wasn’t the language. I forgot to stick out my pinkie.

  203. BEARS TOUCHDOWN!!!!

    This is a beautiful game…..

  204. I forgot to stick out my pinkie.

    disgusting….

  205. Indeed

  206. Wiser – Fuck you. I hope the Giants lose out the season.

  207. PJ this would make an awesome drinking game. You guys should pull over and get some beer.

  208. Speaking of sohos, if you’re her secret Santa, shoot me an email. I have a bra to mail you.

    *jumps up and down, waves hands*

    Hey, that’s me. Go ahead and send me the bra.

    You didn’t wash it, did you?

  209. Hostagettes partying: http://tinyurl.com/25j8r6x

    Hostages partying: http://tinyurl.com/2fhmmqr

    **awards 10,000 points to be used on booze, massages, chocolates, and stompy boots.

  210. Wiserbud, are you a real Bears fan, or just doing thist to twist Chief’s knickers? Either way, Win!

  211. Wiser – Fuck you. I hope the Giants lose out the season.

    Now now, MCPO. No need to be such a hate-filled bastard. I don’t hate the Eagles. I just need them to lose this game.

    Besides, Are you not as surprised as I am that the greatest, most amazing, most talented quarterback that has ever lived and who, by all rights, should have been awarded not only the 2010 MVP award already based on one game, but also the 2011 and 2012 MVP awards as well, is having such a mediocre game?

  212. PJ this would make an awesome drinking game. You guys should pull over and get some beer.

    Hey, great idea!

    *starts upwrapping bottles….

    OMG, IT’S A CORONA!!!!!!

  213. “You guys should pull over and get some beer”

    *stabs Scott with pitchfork and the anger of someone who’s been on the wagon for 6 days

  214. Hotspur, Giants fans will never forgive Randall Cunningham the the Eagles.

    On the hate meter, its Cowboys first and then the Eagles.

  215. Wiserbud, are you a real Bears fan, or just doing thist to twist Chief’s knickers? Either way, Win!

    As a Giants fan, I need the Eagles to lose so they will be back to a tie for first in the division.

  216. Pj, what the hell is stopping you? You should be five indians in by now.

  217. Plus, It’s Vick.

    Honestly, is there a single football fan (who is not an Eagles fan) who doesn’t hate him with every fiber of their being?

    I was talking to wiserbride’s cousin’s wife this weekend who is from PA. She is an avid animal lover. When I asked her what she thought of Vick, she said “If he brings home a Super Bowl trophy, all is forgiven.”

    Nice, huh?

  218. He’s cautious aggie. He grew up here. We were going 40 miles an hour for a loooong stretch

  219. Hahahaha, wiserbud.

    Like liberalism. End justifies the means.

  220. NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc

  221. Alcohol content in Utah sucks, plus it’s Sunday. You can only buy 3.0% beer on Sundays

  222. Rosetta, we have enough America hating trash in this country. We don’t need to encourage them.

    People who hate this country will do so regardless of Assange’s body temperature and whether or not he releases classified documents so that’s no reason for him to not meet with an accident. At least that way we would have a chance to protect our intelligence sources.

    Plus the longer this goes on, the weaker we look.

  223. Hahahahaha, MCPO, I had that song running through my head when dealing with my sister this past week.

  224. Roamy In A Box

    98 proof? Or 151?

  225. Like liberalism. End justifies the means.

    Yeah, she’s a hard-core lib. Pretty surprising, actually, since her dad is a evil, rich businessman who built his own company from the ground up and she has never had to want for anything and has lived her entire life as a princess, having never accomplished anything of any substance, other than working as, for a short period of time, a yoga instructor.

    Wait, did I say “surprising?” I meant absolutely fucking typical.

  226. Am I the only one who sees that top pic in this poat and thinks, “bet one of them peed on him”?

  227. Plus the longer this goes on, the weaker we look.

    You say that as if the people who would be the ones to make the decision off scum like Assange with extreme prejudice are not actually happy with that outcome.

  228. We are weak – we have been ever since we were asked to “watch his hips.”

    I mean, besides the two Bush assholes, we’ve run Bob fucking Dole and John fucking McCain.

  229. **awards 10,000 points to be used on booze, massages, chocolates, and stompy boots.

    Nice to be appreciated ;)

  230. Am I the only one who sees that top pic in this poat and thinks, “bet one of them peed on him”?

    I look at that picture and think “She just popped out six babies and HE’S the one who’s sleeping?”

  231. If Bradley E. Manning isn’t given a firing squad, we are well & truly fucked.

  232. BiW, I HAVE to know where you got that picture of the knife block shaped like a head. DD#2 would LOVE to have that at her house when she grows up. No doubt, she would decorate it with red paint, strategically placed to look like blood…..

  233. Weirdly, I read “**awwards 10,00 points to be used on BOOBS…..**

    And I’m not even drinking.

  234. If he leaked China’s and Russia’s secrets, there really would be a black ops sniper taking him out from 1000 yards. And he knows it.

    Correct. And it’s justified because he’s putting innocent lives in danger.

    Plus he’s a douche.

  235. Can I POSSIBLY misspell even moar???

    Rhetorical. Don’t bother answering.

  236. Weirdly, I read “**awwards 10,00 points to be used on BOOBS…..**

    Aggie, I almost put “pretty panties” in that list, but I figured the thuds would set off seismometers all over.

  237. If Bradley E. Manning isn’t given a firing squad, we are well & truly fucked.

    No shit. There is no punishment too cruel or unusual for that fuck stick.

  238. Plus he’s a the epitome of douche.

    FixT

  239. No Christmas tree is complete unless you have this

    Gangsta mermaid!

  240. >_>
    <_<

  241. I almost put “pretty panties” in that list, but I figured the thuds would set off seismometers all over.

    That would have been so worth it ;)

  242. Guys, no kidding – I have NO idea who the person is that I was assigned for Secret Santa. I don’t think I have ever seen a posting by this person. HTH am I supposed to get them a halfway decent present?

    I take my present purchasing responsibilities VERY seriously – it is of the utmost importance that the gift be something that will bring a smile to the face of the person who receives it.

    Yeah, I’m funny that way…..

  243. Assange is prolly leaking under the direction of Barry’s goons.

    Seriously, how did he come across access to all of this? If not where, then who? Who keeps feeding him? I’m thinking the state department needs to be canned. Starting with Hillary.

  244. Teresa, I would ask Brad for advice.

    Scratch that….

    I would ask Mare.

  245. TiFW, just don’t send a gift. That’s the way Mare does it.

  246. I would ask Mare.

    Seconded.

  247. Gangsta mermaid!

    Dayum……

  248. Is re-gifting cause for banning from the blog?

  249. I did, but he really doesn’t know that much about this person, either. And Hotspur, if I didn’t send a gift, my momma would hunt me down and whip me for a severe breach of Southern etiquette!

    BTW, I don’t know how this whole SS thing works, but I will be away from ANY Internet access for about a week in the days before and after Christmas. My MiL lives in BFE, and the closest (tiny) town is 30 miles away. So thank you in advance to whoever is sending me my gift.

    Scratch that – I’m gonna wait until I know what I’m getting before I say thank you…..

  250. If you drew my name in SS, I would like one of these in .50 cal

    http://tinyurl.com/2adgauz

  251. Where IS Mare? Has anyone heard from her in the past couple of days?

  252. Has anyone heard from her in the past couple of days?

    Not since National Opt-Out day…..

  253. f I didn’t send a gift, my momma would hunt me down and whip me for a severe breach of Southern etiquette!

    Send salt.

  254. Probably will not hear from Mare until her daughters arrive back, safely, to their respective destinations.

  255. Just send your victim some rubber dogshit and call it a day.

    it’s Secret Santa, not the fate of the free fucking world.

  256. TiFW, just don’t send a gift. That’s the way Mare does it.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

  257. Is re-gifting cause for banning from the blog?

    You bastard.

  258. Oh, my Secret Santa? Don’t you fucking DARE send me rubber dogshit.

    I know where you live.

  259. Oh, my Secret Santa? Don’t you fucking DARE send me rubber dogshit.

    He prefers the taste of the real stuff.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg

  260. Bwahahaha! Those are some funny pictures.

    What’s up you bags of homosexual testicles?

  261. Busy working today. Hopefully will go out and get Pizza when the wife and kids come home from church.

  262. Uni!

    How’s that Somali handyman working out for you?

  263. Anyone else here ever sat on their own nuts?

    Fucking painful.

  264. UNI!!!

    We were worried about you, what with the terrorist incident in Portland.

  265. Xbad, when are you sending my victim’s info?

    Dick – He already sent out 10 emails today. . . he’s exhausted!

  266. MCPO,
    We had a Guatemalan handy man.

    Speaking of Somali, anyone else here ever eat at an Ethiopian restaurant? Seems to be kind of the rage here in Portland. Thinking of trying it.

    Since it’s Ethiopian I kind of the thing they will serve very very small portions of rice with flies crawling all over it.

  267. We were worried about you, what with the terrorist incident in Portland.

    Well, not all of us……

  268. How did the ss ‘s get picked?

  269. Anyone else here ever sat on their own nuts?

    Fucking painful.

    Prolly half as bad for you, I’m guessing….

  270. Anyone else here ever sat on their own nuts?

    Nope, can’t say that I have.

  271. Yea, that was pretty strange.
    What’s really strange is I almost took the family to the Christmas tree lighting. That would have freaked the shit out of me if we attended, then later found out about what happened.

    I walked down in that area with my son last night, we caught the train there and back, and it kind of gave me the shivers thinking about it.

    It’s right downtown in the heart of the shopping area.

  272. How did the ss ‘s get picked?

    I’m the only one who has xbrad, right?

    Just checking.

  273. Good question, Uni. I know Rosetta prefers to sit on other peopke’s testicles.

  274. “Prolly half as bad for you, I’m guessing….”

    Ha!

    Its the pen, the pen!

  275. Uh oh… looks like the call to continue the reclamation of Vick’s reputation has come down from on high…..

  276. WIser – No. I’ve got xBrad too.

  277. We did have our car broken into. He didn’t take any of our music, but did take a couple of quarters, left the other change. Obviously he wasn’t that desperate.

    It was kind of odd. We had a bunch of receipts in the glove box and the thief took them out and left them in a neat and organized pile on our arm rest.

  278. Dick, I’ve sent it to you, twice.

  279. We had a bunch of receipts in the glove box and the thief took them out and left them in a neat and organized pile on our arm rest.

    What the hell kind of freaks live in Portland??

  280. WIser – No. I’ve got xBrad too.

    ???

  281. Anyone else following college basketball?
    The 76 classic in Anaheim is really good this year and my beloved UNLV rebels are playing Virginia Tech for the championship later today.

    UNLV is playing some amazing BBall.

  282. My Internet seems to be limited. Can anyone tell me if it’s still the freeway closed or if there’s been an accident? We’re at a dead stop. Everyone out of their cars. We’re 15 miles north of Cedar City on the i15 going southbound

  283. I am not even in this and I got an email that I am Brad’s SS.

  284. “What the hell kind of freaks live in Portland??”

    You have no idea.

    Actually there are a lot of freaks but in a very nice way, we saw a guy dressed as a pirate in the grocery store and it was a Wednesday night, not a weekend. There is this kooky pirate subculture here.

    That’s the kind of strange I can get into.

  285. PJM,
    Have you passed Parowan?

  286. See? You should have bought beer.

  287. I hate when I sit on my nuts

  288. PJM,
    IF you need dinner, there is a pretty good all you can eat Chinese buffet on Main Street in Cedar City.

    I really like Cedar City, it’s a cool little town.

  289. I am not even in this and I got an email that I am Brad’s SS.

    Now just wait-a-minute here…..

  290. I was supposed to be in the Secret Santa? xBad?

  291. It’s not like there wouldn’t be countless numbers of asswipes who would love to step up and take his place.

    It’s called “reloading”, Hotspur.

    Your rifle-jockey of choice has heard of it.

  292. Gotta love that “prevent” defense.

    Hey, let’s hold them to about 6 yards a play. What could go wrong?

  293. Gotta go. Wife is due home in a few seconds and I am starving.

    Gonna take the tribe out to eat. Got so much work done while they were at Church I feel great. My son was pissed I supported the wife on having him go.

    You all have a great week!

  294. PJM, from what I found the crews are out working in the area, and there was an accident southbound. I didn’t see any road closures, though.

  295. You all have a great week!

    Right back atcha, one-nut.

  296. 31F on my patio. Time to smoke in the garage.

  297. Hostagettes partying:

    http://tinyurl.com/25j8r6x

    Not hawt enough. Those are the gurls who wanted to be Hostagettes, but couldn’t make the cut.

  298. Eagles are playing the Prevent offense. I love Andy Reid, that fat motherfucker.

  299. 31F on my patio. Time to smoke in the garage.

    Thought you quit.

  300. I apologize. I didn’t mean to call Andy Reid a fat motherfucker. I mean to call him a fatass motherfucker. Asshole.

  301. Those are the gurls who wanted to be Hostagettes, but couldn’t make the cut.

    I thought that was the foreplay?

  302. Thought you quit.

    That was the black tar heroin.

  303. Kelly – Everybody knows what he’s going to call. The most unoriginal play caller since Tom Landry.

  304. UCH and I’m going to throw up with the fellating of Michael Vick by the announcers.

  305. 31F on my patio. Time to smoke in the garage.

    Fire in the paintlocker!

  306. I can’t get to cedar city, that’s the problem.

    Thanks aggie!

  307. That was the black tar heroin.

    Yeah, that would be easier….

  308. MCPO, it’s the wasting of the time outs that pisses me off. Eleven years worth of pissing me off. That fat fucker has never stopped calling time outs in stupid situations.

  309. Have any of you losers seen the latest Terminator movie? The one with Christian Bale?

    If so, is it worth getting or does it suck a wheelbarrow full of rhino cocks?

  310. Rosetta, if you can suspend belief, it’s not too bad. I would tell you what to suspend belief about but I’m afraid to give away too much.

  311. Rosetta – I gave it a B- . I enjoyed the plot twist at the end.

  312. enjoyed the plot twist at the end.

    They didn’t shoot the dog?

  313. Wiser – The dog fired back using an M-2 machine gun.

  314. Wiser – The dog fired back using an M-2 machine gun.

    whoa. I did not expect that.

    cool.

  315. A wheelbarrow full about cuts it.

    Says the man all agog over SITC II.

  316. Rosetta, if you can suspend belief, it’s not too bad. I would tell you what to suspend belief about but I’m afraid to give away too much.

    I don’t have any trouble suspending belief or disbelief for that matter so I may check it out.

    If it sucks I’ll kick your ass.

  317. Wiser – The dog fired back using an M-2 machine gun.

    Man’s best friend, my ass.

  318. Rosetta, I think you should watch “Carriers”.

    You’ll love it.

  319. Rosetta – Watch your copy of “My Big Fat Greek Labioplasty” instead.

  320. Watch this, Rosetta. It is MUCH better:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urq3RHvaBEc

  321. Two words Rosetta……White Dog Jackhole.

    Best movie ever!

  322. “White Dog Jackhole” is three words, ya Biden!

  323. Worth watching once, then flushing down memory hole, Rosetta.

  324. White dog counts as one you idiot.

  325. “White Dog Jackhole” is three words, ya Biden!

    I was told there would be no math.

  326. so , been tied up. Did Sohos kill today?

    Is PJ out of danger? Still praying..angels on the wings and all.. or tires.

  327. No, they got lucky and let me out of there just in the nick of time.

  328. I’m going to have to do some research to see who this person is I got for Secret Santahell. I have no clue.

  329. Who the fuck pays for movies?

  330. Have any of you losers seen the latest Terminator movie? The one with Christian Bale?

    It’s not bad.
    But II like Christian Bale… shirt off, shirt on, clean, dirty. Talking. Quiet. Whatever.

  331. Kelly – If it’s someone you don’t know, just send them a photo, a box of kleenex and some hand lotion.

  332. Rosetta – Watch your copy of “My Big Fat Greek Labioplasty” instead.

    Hahahahahahaha. Shut the fuck up.

  333. Kelly if you want to email me you can and hopefully I can help you with who you have.,

  334. just send them a photo, a box of kleenex and some hand lotion.

    Funny, I’m XBrad’s SS, and that was the wish list he sent me.

  335. Labioplasty?

    Otherwise known as hemming the drapes.

  336. This is too fishy, xbrad picks the secret santas and so far 8 people have him?

  337. It’s not bad.
    But II like Christian Bale… shirt off, shirt on, clean, dirty. Talking. Quiet. Whatever.

    If there is Christian Bale full frontal, you’re in trouble, Cathy.

  338. Cathy – Reign of Fire is on Starz tonight. I’m watching it on StarzE right now.

  339. It’s ok but it is different than I thought it would be

  340. MCPO did you watch Serenity earlier?

  341. SoHoS – Sure did!

  342. I just watched the 60 Minutes suck fest of Justice John Paul Stevens.

    *gags, barfs*

  343. No frontal nudie stuff, Rosetta.

  344. psst, Sohos, I’m not really XBrad’s SS.

    PJM, did you get the traffic help you needed?

  345. I know who I got.

    They’re gettin a boxful of beagle corn cylinders.

    Because I love.

  346. Thanks MCPO. Working on supper.
    Don’t wanna mess with the DVR, but likes me some Christian Bale.

    *remembering him as teen actor/dancer in “Newsies” *

  347. hahahahaha Romy! I know :)

  348. No frontal nudie stuff

    darn. backside?

  349. They’re gettin a boxful of beagle corn cylinders.

    Spending time cleaning up the doggie area, Dave?

  350. ok its dead. I guess I’m going to bed. See yall later

  351. G’night, sohos!!

  352. So, I guess Rosetta decided on Kung-Fu Panda. . . again.

  353. I would ask Mare.

    Yeah, that’s a good idea. We had Mare last year and she is

    needy

    easy to please

    a desperate slut with daddy issues who will be happy with anything

    . . . a wise person to consult.

  354. Damn you Michael… I just spewed my drink all over me!!

  355. Damn you Michael… I just spewed my drink all over me!!

    What a coincidence!

  356. Mare, for the record, got the first-ever official embroidered Hostages chambray work shirt.

  357. Sohos goes to bed earlier than anyone.

  358. Sohos goes to bed earlier than anyone.

    no wonder she’s so much healthier than the rest of us, huh?

  359. I’m in bed now.

    Ok I’m not.

  360. Howdy Friends!

    Xbad gave me a cool SS. Now I have to find something worth giving to a regular here that is very cool.

  361. What a coincidence!

    You spewed your drink all over me too??

  362. You spewed your drink all over me too??

    Well, it’s not exactly a drink, per se…..

  363. You spewed your drink all over me too??

    BUKKAKE!!!

  364. HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

    Wait…

  365. Now I have to find something worth giving to a regular here that is very cool.

    I like money. Quick, simple and always the right size.

  366. I like money. Quick, simple and always the right size.

    *Drops $20 bill in the mail*

    Not to Wiser.

  367. I well remember how Mare got that shirt.

    See, I was standing in the kitchen gift wrapping a really crude sex toy for Mare, laughing my ass off and thinking this would be hilarious. I was ready to take that richly textured dildo right to the post office and send it off.

    Then, Cathy gave me “the look.”

  368. Not to Wiser.

    Right.

    *wink*

    Gotcha.

  369. Then, Cathy gave me “the look.”

    Envy?

  370. Did anybody shoot anybody else in the eye with a crossbow today?

  371. I’m at 6 pain pills today and ready for 2 more in a half hour.

    BTW – Being sober sucks. Thatisall.

  372. Did anybody shoot anybody else in the eye with a crossbow today?

    No, but I did open the front door while brandishing my machete. There was no newspaper sales today…

  373. There are several here Dick, unfortunately you are not….
    No really I am kidding.
    Honest

  374. Stump fire! How the hell did that happen?

  375. Aggie’s Dad and Uncles in Rio Peidras

    http://tinyurl.com/24pw3an

  376. Michael, are you in Seattle? I need a quick question on Lawyer stuff from up there…

  377. I always thought you just might have been immune to “the look”.

    Sorry, Wiser.

    I deluded myself for many years, thinking I was immune to “the look.*

    Finally, I realized, it’s easier to just surrender. My Mom did “the look” to me. Submission to “the look” is in my DNA.

    I figure, submitting to “the look” does not make me less of a man. It’s just part of growing up.

    That’s my theory.

  378. “Stump fire!”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  379. Michael, are you in Seattle? I need a quick question on Lawyer stuff from up there…

    No, I am in Texas — but I can still advise you.

    Shoot that asshole from behind, then throw the gun in a deep body of water.

  380. BiW is Seattle ish Catman

  381. PA! How are you doing?

  382. The Machete is in Aggie’s DNA.

  383. Catman,
    If”n you need a Seattle area “Law Bitch”, BiW is the guy you’re looking for.

  384. Sorry, Wiser.

    I’m sure Dick is very happy you put so much effort into crafting your response to him.

  385. Michael, are you in Seattle? I need a quick question on Lawyer stuff from up there…

    Wrong lawyer.

  386. Sorry Michael, … BiW where are you…..?? *whistles softly*

  387. Wow talking about service! Can I email you or call?

  388. Lawyers? What you need is guys with shovels.

  389. What you need is guys with shovels a can of diesel fuel and some matches.

  390. Wow talking about service! Can I email you or call?

    Sure. We need to talk about body disposal and destroying DNA evidence. Start buying muriatic acid. Small amounts at one time — go to Loewes and Home Depot.

  391. I got gallons of Muratic acid.. It is sending it through the mail I have a problem with…

  392. BiW where are you…..?? *whistles softly*

    My office is about 30 miles from Seattle and is in the same county.

  393. Did anybody shoot anybody else in the eye with a crossbow today?

    No, I used an atl-atl

  394. About 4:30 today I caught a glimpse of a deer walking through the woods. I thumbed off the safety on my rifle and waited for him (or her, I’m no sexist) to present a clear shot.

    The best I wound up with was putting the crosshairs on an unidentifiable patch of deer visible through about 80 yards of brush. Needless to say, I passed on taking a shot.

    fin

  395. I really meant that kinda like a polite dog whistle.. but, email sent!

  396. Aggie’s Dad and Uncles in Rio Peidras

    Not my dad in that pic, but yeah, those are my uncles on my mom’s side.

    The Machete is in Aggie’s DNA.

    And don’t EVER forget it ;)

  397. Getting your kid’s truck ready for the road is a good feeling.

    Not as good as pecan pie. Pretty good though.

  398. BTW, if you DO buy muriatic acid or other supplies to further a crime, PAY CASH.

  399. No, I used an atl-atl

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    I *heart* Roamy!!

  400. Hey Scott. Still living on Ensure but hanging in there.

  401. Aggie – You didn’t like my link?! :,-(

  402. My brother saw some deer today while taking Riley out for a walk.

  403. I loved it, MCPO!!

    I was serious when I said those are probably my uncles!!!

  404. Isn’t it time for pj to check in again?

  405. You know what makes me laugh? Knowing a Rosetta post immediatlely from the smell.

    I HAD A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND WITH MY GIRLS!!!

    The only thing that made saying, “good bye,” at the airport bareable was knowing they would be back here in two/three weeks.

    Being with my girls made the Hostages better. Being with my girls made xbrad date super models. Being with my girls made Floyd have turds that smell like purfume. Being with my girls made Dick/Uni NOT seem like sexual deviants.

    Holy Crap, being with my girls made Carin seem fat and stupid.

    Life is so good.

  406. Quicklime.

    Just saying.

  407. Rosetta’s brilliant, in-touch Senator: http://tinyurl.com/26hqa5y

  408. *dumps a gallon of muriatic acid on Dick

    *flicks Zippo.

    well. fuck. I thought it was flammable. My bad.

    goes to watch zombies with kid.

  409. Good on you Andy

  410. I shot you a number, Catman.

  411. How am I supposed to get any venison if Andy won’t shoot Bambi’s Mom/Dad??

    WTF?

  412. 42?

  413. MCPO, did you use NKO when you were still in? Do you use it now? Is it a total clusterfuck?

  414. Yeah, Dick, you’re exactly right.

    A shot was pretty much out of the question (especially with my little .223 Rem.). The only reason I really even put the scope on the thing was to try and see if I was passing up a shot on a buck or a doe.

  415. xBrad – Yes. No. Yes.

  416. Hahaha Mare!
    I bet I am skinny, have hair, and am handsome!

  417. Pretty small deer if you’re using .223.

  418. Getting your kid’s truck ready for the road is a good feeling. Except for the $80 spent for a new battery and the $35 for an oil change and the $60 in the gas tank…….oh well, they’ll be paying their own bills……..someday.

  419. I dig this theme song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLKibXI3fXY

    The show doesn’t appear to be available here on DVD.

  420. Vmax, YOU SO GET ME!!!

  421. I need a full-sized, functional Millennium Falcon. Don’t bother if the hyper-drive isn’t working.

  422. Opposite Day was the last poat, Mare.

  423. Leslie Nielsen, RIP.

    http://tinyurl.com/2dykmre

  424. Dick…..I’m not gonna question your sexual preference. Yet.

  425. Leslie Nielson has passed at 84.

    I think I’ll watch Naked Gun in memorial.

  426. Sean, when I kick your ass, what day will that be?

    ps

    smooooooooooch

  427. Yeah, they’re not all that big down here, and distances are pretty close. I’ve shot tons of them with this very rifle (started using it in junior high) and never had one run very far. The key is proper shot placement, which was the problem today.

    This wasn’t the first one I’ve let walk. My usual weapon around here is a pistol, and it would’ve ended the same way.

  428. I’m in too good a mood to kill any of you. But if someone mentions gluten, I’m getting in the car and carpet bombing Fort Worth.

  429. I think I’ll watch Airplane!

    I can’t abide OJ Simpson.

  430. What caliber pistol do you use for deer Andy?

  431. Awwwwwww. I had seen Nielsen in Airplane and Police Squad before I saw Forbidden Planet. The gears were grinding in my head.

  432. I’m getting in the car and carpet bombing Fort Worth.
    Heheheh!!!

  433. Shit, could somebody fix or delete that last comment?

    No.

    My little china gurl says

    “Oh baby. Just you shut your mouth.”

  434. Sean, when I kick your ass, what day will that be?

    Let me look at my schedule…

    It looks like I’m available on Thursday afternoon. Do you need me to pick you up at the airport, or are you going to get a rental car?

  435. Gluten…. *pops popcorn*

  436. Aggie, I like that OJ gets shot and beaten in NG.

  437. Vmax, we be simpatico.

  438. Is “carpet bombing” some new lesbian code?

  439. Aggie, I like that OJ gets shot and beaten in NG.

    A redeeming quality, to be sure.

  440. “It looks like I’m available on Thursday afternoon. Do you need me to pick you up at the airport, or are you going to get a rental car?”

    HAHAHAHAHAH…..Okay, this is why I love you.

  441. Let’s Dance isn’t Bowie’s best, but Side 1 starts with “Modern Love,” “China Girl,” and the title track. Not too shabby.

  442. .30-30 in a T/C Contender, vmax.

    I handload a round that uses a 135 grain bullet specially designed for single-shot pistols (spire point, expands at lower velocity).

  443. Mare!
    Glad you had a great weekend with the kids!

  444. Leslie Nielsen, RIP.

    Well, shit. One of the things I liked about Leslie was that he just seemed to be having fun satirizing the exact type of character he helped to create.

    Good night, funny man.

  445. Mare – I’m sure the girls enjoyed it as much as you!

  446. Wiser – Did you put your “urge to kill” back in the box until Christmas?

  447. HAHAHAHAHAH…..Okay, this is why I love you.

    *looks down at shoes, kicks pebble*

    Aw shucks, Mare. But, seriously, do I need to pick you up?

  448. Nice Andy.

  449. I found a video montage of Weel and Peel’s courtship, and possibly honeymoon night. It’s hard to tell whether they’re already married or not in some of these scenes. They’re a cute couple of kids though.

    http://is.gd/hW2eO

  450. Wiser – Did you put your “urge to kill” back in the box until Christmas?

    We’re…. (I can’t believe I’m gonna say this….) NOT GOING UP FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

    Yeah, MiL tried to play every single guilt trip she could on us, but no can do.

    I offered to have them come to our house for Christmas. Our concert band is playing for a church’s Christmas Eve Celebration. I suggested that they come down and attend the service there, instead of going to their church.

    She glared at me and said “I prefer my church, thank you very much.”

    Okay, fine. Have a nice holiday!!! I know I will!!!

  451. **happy dance for wiser**

  452. Sounds like a great Christmas for Wiser!!

  453. YEAH, Wiser!!

    Life is too fucking short to put up with that kind of shit.

  454. Wiser,

    ****G O A L***

  455. yeah, it was a very difficult weekend this year. If I had to go back and do it again in less than 4 weeks, I might have seriously snapped.

  456. Somebody not on an iPhone should push this POS down with a Leslie Nielsen memorial poat.
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    .
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    Yes I’m serious and stop calling me Shirley.

  457. Gonna go for the evening. Y’all have a good one!

  458. ya know, it’s actually kinda painful watching some of the later Leslie Nielsen clips, like the one up at Ace’s now.

    It’s like watching an 70 year old, just slightly pre-cancerous Lucille Ball try to do slapstick in her last sit-com.

  459. Don’t forget the bleach for any bloodstains.
    Dude, Hydrogen Peroxide, every single time……

    Is “carpet bombing” some new lesbian code?
    If it is, then Mare is gonna have to drive to College Station – that daughter drove back to school this morning……

  460. “It’s like watching an 70 year old, just slightly pre-cancerous Lucille Ball try to do slapstick in her last sit-com.”

    That right there is why I love my wiserbud

    76 miles from the Bmac’s house!!

  461. I know that you are joking but, I really did not mean to point that at your Daughter.. I completely forgot … I was just pulling Mare’s chain!

  462. I’m on an iPhone!

  463. Sean, yes, around 7:30.

    Thanks in advance.

  464. PJM – Did you tell BMAC yet that you guys were staying the night. . . or would that spoil the surprise?

  465. new memorial poat available for your defacing.

  466. MCPO, I guess they need to lurk at the hostages a little more huh? I expect bacon tomorrow too. They best have it!!


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