Big Boob Friday™

Hello and welcome to a slightly abbreviated version of BBF.  I have some actual work, work-type work to do today so you will get a shortened version and you will fucking like it.

Oh look.  Mare has a pretty new blouse.

If you have epilepsy you probably shouldn’t watch this video.  I’m 100% certain drugs were involved in the making of this.  My favorite line: “I’m gonna kill you.  I’m gonna rip your hair off.  You’re gonna be bald and everybody’s gonna think ‘eh, look at Merideth, she’s an idiot’.  Ha ha ha.”

Today we are going to take a stroll down mammary memory lane.

Jana Defi

Here are some things.  On this day…

* in 1863, Lincoln delivered his address in Gettysburg.

* in 1938, fucking lunatic Ted Turner was born.

* in 1959, Ford canceled the Edsel.

* in 1960, G’n’R drummer Matt Sorum was born.

* in 1961, my most hated actress in the world Meg Ryan was born in Bethel, Connecticut.  I hate her guts.  Every character she’s ever played is the same annoying cutesy whore and they all deserve to burn in the river Styx for all of eternity.

* in 1962, Jodie Foster was born in the Bronx.

* in 1985, President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev met for the first time.  The Democrat party and the MSM hardest hit.

The end.  I have no real plans this weekend other than to continue my detox.  Wish me luck with that.

Whatever you do, this is what you’re going to look like doing it.

CHEERS!!

Educational film star Jenna Doll


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Lorna Morgan

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Miriam Gonzalez

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE (Beasn)

491 Comments

  1. Teh Bewbs!!

  2. Way to phone it in.

  3. “My lust for Miriam’s ample bosom deflated significantly when she began baking disembodied members”

  4. Well, it looks like a pig to me.

    http://cuteoverload.com/2010/11/18/parental-dilemma/

  5. mare and one of her daughters pose real purty

    http://tinyurl.com/2bqbjm2

  6. G’day, y’all. This seems to fit well with the BBF theme (not Rosie’s taste in models – just the general idea of BBF).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0x5CxNmv7s

  7. This poat is an ocean of fail.

  8. That video is great.

  9. Ok. that’s it. Gym time.

    See you’s later.

  10. Which vid, MJ? Rosie’s? Or the one I just linked?

  11. The axis of awesome.

  12. Hahahahaha … Old and busted: “Come Fly With Me” The new hotness: “Comply With Me”

    http://iowahawk.typepad.com/

  13. I love those AoA guys, MJ. I have a few more good of their vids I’m watching, too.

    This is old, but it’s the one that brought them to my attention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMshvUReunc&feature=fvw

    They’ve really riffed on The Fray’s “How To Save a Life.” They have three versions in addition to the 4 Chords – “How to Bake A Scone”; “How to Catch a Duck”; and “How to Kill a Hooker.” They’re mixed into one version here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICsOAo2Ekkg

    Another old one (not by AoA, but I found it looking for the AoA clips). “Show Me Your Genitals”:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

    Jon laJoie’s take on the pop music industry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE

    Finally, Flight of the Conchords’ “Sugar Lumps”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U

    Yeah – I’ve had a busy day so far. 🙂

  14. This post is MY ASS mixed with TIT DIRT!

    Except for Ms. Gonzalez. I’d like to stick my head between those and make triplets.

  15. Yeah – I’ve had a busy day so far.
    ———-
    Ha. I had to go into our Tampa office today. One of my new hires cried during a meeting. I had to be Dr. Phil. Not pretty.

  16. I installed Google Chrome a few months ago, but I hadn’t used it even once until clint gave it a thumbs-up yesterday. Now, unless I need a FF extension, I can’t see going back to FF. This thing is ROCKET fast compared to FF and IE. I’m diggin’ it.

  17. Google is a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.

    When Bing comes out with a browser … oh, wait …

  18. Hehe, nice one, Andy!

  19. Also, a good “come to Jesus” post at ace’s, on the TSA issue is up.

  20. I’m thinking someone ought to piss on some TSA agent’s junk-touching hand during the pat-down. I’d do it, but I have shy kidneys – I couldn’t piss if my goldfish were watching, let alone other people.

  21. >_>
    <_<

  22. Also, a good “come to Jesus” post at ace’s, on the TSA issue is up.

    Meh. I’d prefer to see a hair shirt, some self-flagellation, and some heartfelt mea culpas. He never explicitly says, “I was wrong,” he just embraces a new position with a nod to certain comments. He doesn’t suffer from any shortage of words, so I’d like to see an expository piece ripping his former position and logic with the same vigor that he rips the COD issues.

    The piece is definitely a step in the right direction, though.

  23. You drawing flow charts, Hotspur? Decision trees?

    What gives?

  24. Here’s a good decision tree:

  25. Hey look, the Software Development Life Cycle!

  26. Ace Ace Ace! *said in Jan’s Marsha Marsha Marsha tone*

  27. Did you think about doing bad things to the left one?
    |
    YES
    |
    Think about doing bad things to the right one

  28. From xbrad:

    The new term for passenger screening is “gate rape”

    HAHAHAHAHA…..that’s so funny I want to punch a TSA agent in the face.

  29. HAHAHAHAHA…..that’s so funny I want to punch a TSA agent in the face.

    I got a pretty good chuckle out of that, too.

  30. sohos just made me laugh, too. 😀

  31. FIL update for all that have been following: He is now in a regular room and is set to go home tomorrow or Sunday! He will be here for Thanksgiving and that should be fitting day for him giving the blessing!

    Thanks for your support and time killing excellence!

    Carin time to change from your pajamas..

  32. And just when you thought Dick couldn’t find a creepier avatar.

  33. I’m glad Ace is coming around on this issue but it’s kind of a D’UH.

    He touched on something briefly that really bothers me about the TSA issue that I’m not sure if I can articulate. I remember reading about Russian healthcare (20 years ago during the Commie regime) and I was horrified by how women had babies in Russian hospitals with barely a curtain between them, being yelled at by nurses and relinquishing all right to privacy and their own bodies. There was no attempt to respect modesty or anything else.

    I have completely fused the two issues (commie treatment of the masses and the new TSA policies dictated to us by a stupid person) and I’m not willing to forgo my right to privacy for a policy that really doesn’t get to the root of the terrorist problem with concern to flying.

    The loss of a person’s body dignity simply horrifies me. And I have two girls and any future heavy handed treatment of their body is even worse to think about.

    This is America, and our expectation about how things should be is different than anywhere else and I thank God for that daily. More may die in horrifying terrorist attacks but treating us all like cattle (like other countries do) doesn’t help. It diminishes us as independent Americans and I hate that.

  34. Catman, happy to hear that.

    Dick, you’re right, agents they are not.

  35. Compos quit pretending you like girls BOB SAGET!!

  36. Jay calls my avatard creepy when he’s packin’ Issac, from the Perv Boat. Isaac was always a little too nice, IYKWIMAITYD

    Sad part is, Isaac was the tough one out of the bunch. Had to be, he hung around with Gopher and Captain Steubing. GAH!

  37. and see if she screams, RAPE!
    Which she just might do.

    Make sure you call the local cops at that point, and file an assualt charge (after you deck the guy.)

  38. PD, this made me lol.

    Has anyone seen mare around lately?

    http://is.gd/hqMXx

  39. Dick, I heard on the radio last night that terminals A and E will be getting 6 new scanners, 3 apiece I think.

    That did not make me happy.

    Always follow the money on a policy. Who is making money on these scanners?

  40. Sad part is, Isaac was the tough one out of the bunch. Had to be, he hung around with Gopher and Captain Steubing. GAH!

    No, the sad part is that you basement-dwelling, taint-sniffing, poon-licking dweebs know the names of the characters from “The Perv Boat”.

  41. Kinda slow around here today. Not short bus slow, which is a given every day.

    xbrad disappeared. Must’ve found those pics of mare he was searching for.

  42. Just had an email from a blogbuddy/commenter at my site. He apologized to me and a gazillion other bloggers for not coming round more often.

    You know, on account of the tumor wrapped around his spine.

    Dude. I think I can cut you some slack on that…

  43. Sorry, no, Compos.

    I went shopping for turkey day.

  44. xbrad, can they do anything for him?

    Yikes.

    Compos, the expression, “punch yourself in the dick,” isn’t just for xbrad.

  45. Mare…..
    “DHS secretary Michael Chertoff, who now heads the Chertoff Group, which represents one of the leading manufacturers of whole-body-imaging machines, Rapiscan Systems. For days after the attack, Chertoff made the rounds on the media promoting the scanners, calling the bombing attempt “a very vivid lesson in the value of that machinery”—all without disclosing his relationship to Rapiscan.”

  46. Dude. I think I can cut you some slack on that…

    Relativist.

  47. Mare, it’s non-cancerous, so he’s got that going for him. He said he’s getting good treatment from the VA, and still exploring options. He’d prefer to avoid surgery if at all possible.

  48. Mare, you’re welcome. It mad me giggle like a special needs child.

  49. fags

  50. Love, exciting and new
    Come aboard, we’re expecting you
    Love, life’s sweetest reward
    Let it flow, it floats back to you

    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure
    Your mind on a new romance

    And love won’t hurt anymore
    It’s an open smile on a friendly shore
    It’s love
    Welcome aboard
    It’s love!

    hahahahahaha….”.Love won’t hurt anymore.” Tell that to Compos after his stint in the county jail.

  51. No, the sad part is that you basement-dwelling, taint-sniffing, poon-licking dweebs know the names of the characters from “The Perv Boat”.

    Dude, black people are cool (I saw it on the CW & the BET).

    Isaac is black.

    Therefore. Isaac is cool.

    QED.

    Now, go play “I’m walking my irritable Presa Canarios” somewhere crowded.

  52. Scott, that kind of stuff makes me nuts.

    I had heard Soros had some big time investment in the scanners also.

  53. No, the sad part is that you basement-dwelling, taint-sniffing, poon-licking dweebs know the names of the characters from “The Perv Boat”.

    I’ll have you know that many people are impressed by my knowledge of useless trivia, obtained by many hours of watching dreck on TV that should have been spent doing other things.

    Harumph!

  54. Has Harry Potter gotten around yet to dorking Hermoine in the squeakhole?

  55. Balla
    Shotcalla
    Twenty inch blades
    On my Impalla.

  56. Has anyone confirmed that Harry Potter has the proper assessories to perform said task?

  57. Dick, he was a little vague. I’m guessing around the spine itself, as he mentioned fused vertabrea

  58. “Has Harry Potter gotten around yet to dorking Hermoine in the squeakhole?”

    Yes, that was in, “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Horrors.”

  59. Hermione said, “Anus Repairus!” and pointed her wand at her booty.

  60. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  61. I had to IMDB the tard.

    Why don’t I believe you? Get Kelley in here to vouch for you.

    And Jazz? That bit about “my irritable Presa Canarios”?

    Let me introduce you to a pissed cattle dog. It will use your small intestines as floss when done with you.

  62. Thanks, Dick. Tim’s good people. Smart, conservative. Always adds something interesting to the conversation.

    Kinda like the opposite of me.

  63. Has Harry Potter gotten around yet to dorking Hermoine in the squeakhole?

    I’m sure you can find it on http://www.asstr.org

  64. Let me introduce you to a pissed cattle dog. It will use your small intestines as floss when done with you.

    You might want to get him a Milk Bone for his breath, then, or it’s gonna smell like shit.

  65. Hermione said, “Anus Repairus!” and pointed her wand at her booty.

    Isn’t that something like what happened to Michelle Obama? “Anus Maximus”! Or is that Barack?

  66. (\(\
    (-.-)
    o_(“)(“)

  67. Hotspur, while I like the spinnakers, what’s the deal with the art class today? Lost your voice?

  68. Milk Bone for his breath

    Nope – your perfume will take care of that. What is that scent you’re weraing, BTW?

    Actually, we do give our dogs Milk Bones – we use them as really special treats – they are absolute junk food for our dogs – like a Snickers bar or something.

  69. You wanna see a spinnaker, I’ll show you a fucking spinnaker.

  70. Those Megyn Kelly pics in the GQ are distressing to my wardrobe, especially my pantaloons.

  71. How many Mexican midgets can mare aka Clown Car “fit in” when she’s drunk and on stage in Tijuana? Apparently not quite thirteen.

    http://tinyurl.com/2du79mm

  72. Nope – your perfume will take care of that. What is that scent you’re weraing, BTW?

    Fuck Off & Die. It’s my signature scent.

  73. Dick, my ACD is tiny – 16″ at the shoulders and 28lbs. Strong for her size though – I’ve seen her jump up on a 40″ high workbench to see what I’m doing.

    Our male ACD is the bruiser – 45lbs+ of bone and muscle, and no self-preservation. It’s a damn good thing he loves people.

  74. That first BBF chick up there, Jana whatever? Nice ass.

  75. Whose turn is it to shove dynamite in Compos’s cakehole?

  76. And I’m not talking about his mouth.

  77. Maxine was 80 pounds of black lab/german short hair, but was convinced she was a tiny chiauhau that should always be in a lap.

  78. I’m a little dissapointed that Rosie didn’t clue us in as to the country of origin of each of his meatsacks today.

    Also, I went and did a little more research on these young ladies, if ya know what I mean and I think ya do, and trust me on this one…….Rosie did us all a hell of a favor by hiding most of that Morgan chick under the bubbles. She’s pretty much hideous.

  79. “I’m fairly certain Bear has some ACD in him”

    Does he have a white patch of fur on his forehead?

  80. Rosie did us all a hell of a favor by hiding most of that Morgan chick under the bubbles. She’s pretty much hideous.

    Color me shocked. SHOCKED.

  81. Does anyone have a PattyAnn update?

  82. **tazes Jazz in the sack**

    You’re shocked now, buddy.

  83. What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

    Mare can’t take a joke.

  84. **tazes Jazz in the sack**

    Take your TSA methods to another blog!!!

  85. If I’m gonna get accused of being a TSA thug, then I want to feel someone up first. All you penis owners go get a beer or twelve. Stay gone for a while.

  86. I may need to kill you all. But don’t take it personally, I’m strafing but really shooting at xbrad.

  87. I”ve been collateral damage before. But back then it was for something important.

  88. I was just awarded the Nobel Stud Prize for this post.

    Awesome.

    *tackles compos with a speeding train*

  89. Rosie, find out what country Lorna Morgan is from so that I can start a shitload of Jenny Craig salons there. Imabe fuckinrich.

  90. Also, while you’re at it, find out if Miriam has any little sisters who would like some help sneaking in to theees countrdrdry. I would like to offer my assistance.

  91. Rich may not appreciate you fuckin’ him, PG.

  92. ____________
    /”T”|[___|___]
    [—T–L-O||||||O-]

    vroom

  93. hahahahahaha….I missed this earlier, Rosetta.

    Whatever you do, this is what you’re going to look like doing it.

  94. Manlesbo, could you possibly stop showing Floyd how to hump my leg long enough to go get me a beer?

  95. I was just awarded the Nobel Stud Prize For Inducing Flaccidity for this post..

    FTFY.

  96. Hotspur’s been at his old lady’s tavern all day. Making a serious dent in her profit margin it would appear. Either that or he’s single handedly bringing back qualudes.

  97. Obama stole Rosetta’s thunder ass-hymen

  98. Good update, Beasn.

  99. **tazes Jazz in the sack**
    You’re shocked now, buddy.

    Why does that evoke images of Uni? And has anyone heard from him? I miss that guy.

  100. Rich may not appreciate you fuckin’ him, PG.

    RICH IS NOT MRS. PENDEJO!!!!!

  101. Uni moved to Organ right? He may be a commie by now.

  102. Rich may not appreciate you fuckin’ him, PG.
    RICH IS NOT MRS. PENDEJO!!!!!

    So, Mrs. Pendejo doesn’t appreciate you fucking her? Or is it Rich?

    Now I’m confused.

  103. The Splats

    Ahahahahahahahaha

  104. RICH IS NOT MRS. PENDEJO!!!!!

    Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Durden.

  105. Uni moved to Organ right? He may be a commie by now.

    I thought he was going north to test drive BiW’s bondage gear.

  106. I haven’t been able to make heads or tails out of even a single Hotspur hieroglyphic comment.

  107. So, Mrs. Pendejo doesn’t appreciate you fucking her?

    Best I can tell.

    Or is it Rich?

    He probably wouldn’t either.

    Now I’m confused bi-curious.

  108. <i.Now I’m confused bi-curious.

    Hey – I didn’t say conflicted.

  109. “So, Mrs. Pendejo doesn’t appreciate you fucking her?

    Best I can tell. ”

    LOL

  110. So, Mrs. Pendejo doesn’t appreciate you fucking her? Or is it Rich?
    ————————–
    Yes.

  111. Okay. Driving. TTYL

  112. I just drank threee beers while on a conference call. ***hiccup.

  113. Howdy, y’all!! Nice job on the BBF, Rosetta.

  114. MJ was it you that made the employee cry? What was that about?

  115. No, she cried because of a sales person. I just tried to draw the fire for her.

  116. Cool.

  117. OMFG!! I just saw Dick’s new avatar, and I know I’m going to have fucking nightmares tonight.

  118. Hence the beer. I felt terrible because I created her position. I think I’m the only person in the country that hired people this year.

  119. You’re sweet, MJ.

  120. xbrad- a friend of mine had a tumor wrapped around her spine. She did surgery and apparently it really sucked. But, no tumor, so there’s that.

  121. **waves to Aggie**

    How YOU doin’?

  122. **waves to Aggie**

    How YOU doin’?

    I’m doing better, now that you’re here!

    *gives Brad a chocolate brownie, and a glass of milk, before he bitches*

  123. The sales guy, who is a body builder, turned purple and started yelling at my girl. Kind of scary in the corporate world.

  124. Well, can’t bitch about the service around here, that’s for sure.

    I just read about your upcoming T-day trauma, Aggie. Which would you prefer I have on hand for first aid- hookers? or booze?

  125. You know, if I have to go through this TSA bullshit, might as well have some fun with it. I think when I go through, I’m doing “The Tuck” .

  126. MJ, you were very kind to deflect the lummox’s ire away from the girl. Kudos!

    Brad, if you were around, it would be hookers. As it is, it will have to be booze.

  127. “The sales guy, who is a body builder, turned purple and started yelling at my girl. Kind of scary in the corporate world.”

    What a jackass, and tell him to get off the roids and his penis is shriveled.

  128. If I was the sales girl, that’s what I would have said to him.

  129. I think when I go through, I’m doing “The Tuck” .

    Isn’t that the way you go through life anyway?

  130. My son is playing this on the guitar right now.

  131. compos, how is that different from any other time you fly?

  132. Where’s the old man? Hasn’t been around all day? He needs to CHECK HIS EMAIL?

    He drove-by my blog, but I haven’t seen him here. WTF?

  133. Can you imagine sporting wood and waking up to a TSA agent? “Yeah! Frisk me baby!” Put some clothespins on your nipples outside your shirt for extra effect.

  134. walking, not waking. But you fucking faces of douche know what I meant.

    *gives hotspur and xbrad high fives with a machete*

  135. Dude, have you ever seen a TSA agent?

  136. A friend of mine said she was going to wear her “nipple-lace” when she went through the checkpoint. I’m thinking that needs to be videotaped.

  137. I’m thinking a person should just strip down to a bikini or something to march though.

  138. Dude, have you ever seen a TSA agent?

    Yeah, his “wood” won’t be “sporting” for long.

  139. If everyone just flew nekkid…

  140. Or, even better, a bacon bikini.

    It would serve dual purposes.

  141. Or, even better, a bacon bikini.

    See, now you are bypassing hero status and going for demigoddess.

  142. ( ) _( )
    (=’.’=)
    (“)_(“)

  143. Did you hear that?

    My bed just called and reminded me it’s time for my nap.

  144. From up there in the word portion of the poat:

    That is just wrong.

    I was a hurdler in high school.

    those girls, every one, really sucked. Did they take the short bus to that meet?

  145. Brad, that is not constructive use of your leisure time.

    Get me a beer.

  146. Later, dudes and dudettes. Hope your weekend is a great one.

  147. Anyone know the symptoms of Strep? My one son is sick. I could look it up, but I figured it would be for fun for you guys to tell me.

    Which hostage is a doctor?

  148. Hotspur:

    _|_ (-.-) _|_

  149. Carin, I hated that video, and accused Rosetta of being a heartless cretin when he posted it last night.

  150. Tight sore throat with no drainage like from a cold or flu. nLymph nodes are swollen, high fever, oh and the throat is very red.

  151. Hotspur, wtf have you been drinking today and how much have you had and how close to passing out are you?

  152. Hahahaha

  153. No he’s congested and stuff. I told him he just has a cold.

    I’ll check his throat in a bit.

    No fever either.

  154. Dick, your new avatar is all warm and fuzzy.

  155. What is “The Tuck”?

    And where do you tuck it?

  156. Just what in the name of tarnation is going on here?!?

  157. Carin, don’t raise your boy to be a pussy.

  158. Cyn!! Lipstick!! Clint!!

    Howdy!!!

  159. My kids (knock on wood) never get sick. I mean, out of 5 kids … ONE got an ear infection once. they’ve only had colds/flues now and then.

    Never had Strep or any of the other things kids get.

  160. Thank the good Lord this work week is over.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP4oa6Pe1tU

    **shakes ass**

  161. Howdy Aggie!

    Car in: sometimes the tummy hurts with strep.

  162. Three Indians.

  163. Hi Aggie!

  164. Zero Indians.

    Must pick up boys in a bit.

  165. Carin, don’t raise your boy to be a pussy.

    Naw. He went to school, and he’s been practicing he guitar etc. I’m the opposite of a hovering mom.

    HA – my one son broke his leg – he was 2 and a half – and I figured he’d just twisted his ankle or something and took him home.

  166. Howdy, Roamy! Thanks for the space geekery over at the blog. I’ll be watching the FASTSAT on the laptop.

  167. No tummy ache.

    It’s just a cold.

    A kid in school prolly put the strep thing into his head.

  168. Hahahaha

    Carin knocked on wood.

    Whose?

  169. Hello to you, too, LC.

  170. Oh, yeah, Roamy? Well take this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe1ScoePqVA

  171. Lisa Murcowski:

    Her pussy is a mystical creature,
    Shriveled and covered with hair.
    It looks like the face of a preacher,
    And smells like the ass of a bear.

  172. Car in keep an eye on his throat.

    Untreated strep can lead to heart problems, kidney problems, and all kinds of other serious illnesses.

    They have a test for it now that provides instant results.

  173. Clint, you are going to be in SA for the holiday???

  174. In fact, Carin, many of the chain drugstores have those walkin clinics and can test for it on the spot while you’re there.

  175. Aggie, thanks! Here’s the announcement for the folks here.
    NASA’s Fast, Affordable, Science and Technology Satellite, or FASTSAT, is set to launch today at 7:24 p.m. Central time. FASTSAT will launch from the Kodiak Launch Complex on Kodiak Island, Alaska. Watch live on the web at http://www.nasa.gov/fastsat. Coverage starts at 7 p.m. Central time.

    Nanosail-D is onboard the Minotaur IV rocket, and I worked on that.

  176. Yes, LC.

  177. Fever above 101, and white, yellow or red spots.

  178. Think of Buffalo Bill dancing in front of the mirror during Silence of The Lambs.

    Never saw it.

  179. Listen to Scot–he’s pre med.

    Also, white patches on the back of the throat is sure sign of Strep and needs antibiotics.

  180. If you have any free time, let me know, Clint. I’ll buy you a drink 🙂

  181. Que that movie STAT, Lipstick! It’s must-see tee-vee. And you’ll get the meaning behind lots of weird comments, chianti and fava beans for example. Awesome flick.

  182. Go to Gruene.

  183. That is doubtful, LC, but I appreciate the offer.

  184. Ok, how can my three kids play four different instruments, including two wind ones, simultaneously??

  185. Anytime, Clint 🙂

  186. * Wonders if Car in feeds him gluten *

  187. Aggie, it’s Friday night. You’ve done enough mothering for the week.

    Catch up.

  188. Excuse me, but I’m drinking here.

    Sorry, Dick.

    *gives Dick a new bottle of Cuervo Black*

  189. He is probably just allergic to pot.

  190. True dat, Hotspur. Excuse me for a bit…

    *stomps off to break a clarinet, pop strings, and stomp a trombone flat*

  191. Hahahaha

    Scott, you rock.

  192. Cyn, not only am I pre med, I am also pre law, and pre blimp pilot.

  193. Kid run. Later.

    *gives everyone “The TSA™” before leaving; lights cigarette with satisfaction*

  194. “Kid run. Later”

    Transporation or GI Tract related?

  195. I’m pre President.

    I have thirty years of executive experience, and the wife likes to garden.

  196. Que that movie STAT, Lipstick! It’s must-see tee-vee. And you’ll get the meaning behind lots of weird comments, chianti and fava beans for example. Awesome flick.

    Oh, I know the comments and stuff that relate to it, and have seen clips. I just don’t choose to deliberately scare myself and invite nightmares. My dreams are weird enough as it is.

    And, Dick, thanks for the clarification on the tucking. I saw someone do that once and it’s odd, to say the least. Ah well, he was English. . .

  197. Return salvo to Clintbird
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBexLcMkq4

  198. Later taters and taterettes.

  199. Untreated strep can lead to heart problems, kidney problems, and all kinds of other serious illnesses.

    oh, THANKS. I may need that later….

  200. I would check his throat, but I don’t want him breathing any of his germs on me.

    [dons Hazmat suit]

  201. Unfortunately since this is a ‘woman’ in business guide, we just need a picture of your wife : )
    Can you resubmit a photo please?!

    I sent this broad the FaceDouche photo that HotBride loves.

    I’m pissed.

  202. Hmmm. Must be drive time, dinner time, or nap time for everyone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuaG-TCpbtw

  203. Lipstick, a guy tucks his junk; dick, balls, the whole package between his legs to look as if he has a vagina

    Is that what a vagina looks like?

    *gets out mirror

  204. Hotspur, earlier you said not to raise my boy to be a pussy …

    I have to laugh. the kid is PISSED because his dad doesn’t hunt.

    He wants to kill and eat something.

    Very boy. Both of ’em are.

    The youngest? He’s my little snuggle bunny. STFU.

  205. The stupid thing is that we have Deer on our property. We wouldn’t even have to go anywhere. We even get Turkey sometimes. The rabbits usually know enough to stay away, but I saw one up close to the house last week.

    Stupid rodent.

  206. Derp.

  207. I’M HERE ROAMY.

    dinner’s on. Husband isn’t home. Kids are cleaning the house.

    I rock, don’t I?

  208. So, did you kill anyone with a chainsaw today Seanm Roamy?

  209. Zombies attack … ?

    Anything interesting?

  210. Derp derp

  211. I need to go on a kid run shortly, and I’ve had two (small) glasses of wine.

    BUT I’VE GOT A SON WITH A LEARNER’S PERMIT.

    Greatest thing ever.

  212. Carin, you do rock.

    Mr. RFH is taking daughter to a sleepover birthday party (shudder) and picking up something for dinner on the way home.

  213. I need to go on a kid run shortly, and I’ve had two (small) glasses of wine.

    BUT I’VE GOT A SON WITH A LEARNER’S PERMIT.

    Greatest thing ever.

    Nothing sobers you up immediately like FEAR OF DEATH IN A FIRERY WRECK in Lapeer County, Michiganistan.

  214. steaks, mushrooms, shrimp, red wine, teenagers home…really what a wonderful treat!

  215. Carin, you do rock.

    What can I say? My stars are aligned right now or something …

    Nothing sobers you up immediately like FEAR OF DEATH IN A FIRERY WRECK in Lapeer County, Michiganistan.

    VEry true.

  216. Mr. RFH is taking daughter to a sleepover birthday part (shudder) and picking up something for dinner on the way home.

    Bottle of wine, whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, a jar of marichino cherries and a copy of “Cool World” for the DvD?

  217. My prime rib has reached 111 degrees. 127, and I take it out to rest.

    then, kid run.

  218. and picking up something for dinner on the way home.

    When we lived in the city, that could mean something interesting. Now, it means pizza.

    sigh.

    I miss Thai food.

  219. Bottle of wine, whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, a jar of marichino cherries and a copy of “Cool World” for the DvD?

    Never heard of “Cool World”, but that sounds nice. I’ve betting either fried chicken or pierogies.

  220. I cleaned up the kitchen then ran out of steam before starting anything for dinner.

  221. BiW, wow, Ralph Bakshi. There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.

  222. After we eat, I get to watch her kill people with the new Black Ops game, which amuse me to no end, cause I’ll be giving her tips on how to stalk the jungle and murder folks.

    The couple that plays together, stays together?

  223. I’ve betting either fried chicken or pierogies.

    Southern Polack Special?

  224. Bottle of wine, whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, a jar of marichino cherries and a copy of “Cool World” for the DvD?

    Damn, that does sound good.

  225. Fried chicken if Mr. RFH doesn’t want to cook, pierogies if he does.

  226. I vote for the fried chicken, Roamy.

  227. I went to Publix for Ruby’s pain meds, and the 8 piece fried chicken dinner.
    Yum

  228. TV and quiet, I think. Maybe a backrub.

  229. Dick, oooh, glad you reminded me. I haven’t made German potato salad in ages, and I actually have everything for it.

  230. Hi Aggie!

    How are you this evening?

  231. So you like giving backrubs, not receiving them, Dick?

    *hands over massage oil and more tequila*

  232. Hi, Vmax!

    I’m fending off my dogs as usual. Fed the kids and now they left me alone 🙂

  233. I make a awesome chipolte potato salad Dick. Once or twice a year. (4th of july and any other picnic I am invited too!)

  234. Dick,
    Yeah, it does, but runs out of gas on the road to Moscow…

  235. Dick, I would crawl through a mile of broken glass to smell the exhaust of the truck that carried the massage oil. I’m that desperate for a massage!

  236. Vmax,
    I collect recipes like that. As long as Wiser’s not here, throw that one up. Roamy, how’s about the penne one you’ve been talkin’ about?
    Either that, or you could e-mail them to me and skip the embarrassment if Wiserbud should show up…

  237. ChrisP, go to my FB profile and click on “Notes”. Roamy’s penne recipe is there 🙂

  238. LCAS,
    Thanks!

  239. I was home at noon today (Yea! I worked 32 hours this week!!!!!!)
    Additional observations on Ruby, Zeke is bringing out her inner child.

    She ran today! RAN! Imagine a 14 yo Golden trying to run! It was comical and heartwarming. Ruby tries to play with Zeke. Unfortunately Zeke usually makes her fall down.

    I think she is getting stronger, but I love putting my old surfer tee shirts on her. It makes me laugh.

  240. LCAS,
    Got it! You Rock!

  241. The couple that plays together, stays together?

    http://tinyurl.com/2cq2chm

  242. Who the fuck cooks in a bra? Why not just be nekkid?

    Well, I do wear an apron, and my pearls. Bras are not required.

  243. I absolutely fucking HATE people.

    How’re you bastages tonight?

  244. Sorry ChrisP,
    I have no recipe, I go with whatever moves me. But use your favorite potato salad recipe, and add Chipolte in adobo to taste. I like the heat, make it tingle!

  245. You’re welcome, ChrisP 🙂

    Vmax, that lightens my heart!! *hugs*

  246. German potato salad has bacon or ham, vinegar, and is antisemitic.

  247. Well, doin’ good, Tat. And what happened??

  248. Hi Tattoo!

    Tell me why you hate me.

    I know it is I owe you your book for 2 years.

  249. German potato salad is more vinegary and has BACON.

  250. I’m not very good at giving back rubs.

    My front rubs are awesome though, ladies…

  251. Dinner is here, bbl.

  252. Had a nice nap, Brad?

  253. All my tater salads have bacon.

    I mean? Why? Bacon and Taters are like salt and pepper.

  254. STFU and get in line.

    You STFU, and I don’t wanna stand in line. I’m going to stand next to this kid over here. Right next to him, but not behind him.

    Life in general right now. Moving in a week, shit is not ready on my end or the moving in end. I have three large projects that need to be wrapped up by years end at work and every fucking time I think I’m going to get 5 seconds worth of desk time some asshole calls in sick and it’s a mad scramble to cover. Of course, if the crazy ass, insecure, paranoid, alcoholic bitch that does staff scheduling had an inkling of what the fuck she was doing some of this might be avoided.

    But really, nothing out of the ordinary.

    Vmax, I could never hate you.

  255. Had a nice nap, Brad?

    I dreamt of you, so yeah, very nice.

  256. I dreamt of you, so yeah, very nice.

    What, I brought you food?

  257. Yeah, Aggie. That’s it. That’s what I dream…

    No bubble baths at ALL.

  258. Sounds like normal life to me.

    It’s a little shittier than normal. Tonight was the first night since Monday I made it home before 9pm, but in about 10 days it should calm down some.

  259. WHO WANTS BBQ BUFFALO WINGS?

  260. BBQ Buffalo Wings?

    I gotta start dreaming of Kelly…

  261. WHO WANTS BBQ BUFFALO WINGS?

    Boneless?

    ‘Cuz I don’t like bones

  262. What the fuck do you do, TI?

    Work full time as a naturalist (environmental ed), and part time at the front desk of a local YMCA.

    Monday night was the part time job. Tuesday night was late work and errands. Wednesday night was a meeting at the part-time job. Thursday was a function at the full-time job. Tonight was supposed to be cleaning up the moving into place and the astronomy program. I bailed on both of those last two.

  263. Heheh
    F***up Ducks
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11799303

  264. Tat’s a lesbian?

  265. Tat’s a lesbian?

    Said I don’t like bones, not that I don’t like boners.

    Put your ready glasses on sweetie.

  266. Or put your reading glasses on.

  267. heheh
    Tattoo

  268. 14 minutes to launch, all stations said “go”

    http://livestre.am/rxR

  269. Anybody have verizon’s wireless service? Decent or shittacular?

  270. Dude seriously?! You guys are going to let me kill this thing?

  271. I have Verizon Tatts. It is good for voice.

    I have no Idea for data etc.

    I am looking at Sprint, screw verizon.

  272. I gots Verizon the other day.. so far it rocks! Great coverage here and decent 3G speed. Got the cool Droid X phone too..

  273. Sweet Romy!

  274. Here in NE finding wireless internet is like finding decent gelatto. My options are cricket, which runs slower than dialup. Sprint which has a shit plan when compared to Verizon.

  275. *made wings too fucking hot, passes them around*

  276. Good launch.

  277. **happy dance**

  278. Give me 1 Kelly,
    I like hot wings

  279. Yeah, Aggie. That’s it. That’s what I dream…

    No bubble baths at ALL.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *pours a beer for Brad, starts the bath*

  280. Sorry, Tat. I took a moment to watch Roamy’s rocket launch.

    No explosions.

  281. Sorry, Tat. I took a moment to watch Roamy’s rocket launch.

    *makes note in little black book–Xbrad likes Roamy better*

  282. That was awesome, Roamy. Glad it went without incident.

  283. hi guys…
    i got to mares’ 3:25 pm post and stopped….
    i’m at sixes and sevens about so many things but not what Mare articulated… American Exceptionalism is Real….
    Dignity is Requisite….
    in my own dumb ass ridge runner way i will mull this over and then rant…
    hold the line.
    God Bless you Mare and all the rest of you Hostages…
    have a wonderful weekend!
    e.

  284. It looks like you have good coverage west of Omaha. I assume that is where you are?

  285. Howdy and bye, JAM2!

  286. Nopers catman, eastern 1/3 of the state. The Verizon map looks good, and it’s the option I’m leaning toward.

  287. Hahahha, I can just see Roamy shaking her fanny like a puppy trying to wag its tail…

  288. That was cool, I’d never seen a Minotaur launch before.

  289. “Nopers catman, eastern 1/3 of the state. The Verizon map looks good, and it’s the option I’m leaning toward”.

    *that is west of Omaha*

  290. The bottom half is just a Peacekeeper missile, right?

  291. Hello.

  292. XBrad, first three stages are Peacekeeper.

  293. Hahah, ok while being techinically true Cats, I was trying not to be too location specific. Typically the Lincoln-Omaha chunk is considered the eastern 1/3 of the state.

  294. I’ll take a hotwing! I will give it to asbestos mouth daughter #1.

    When she was still a baby and not walking.. she would eat Indian food that we ground up into baby food. Some of it was so hot I could not eat it and she lurved it. *wonders about the small “dot” birthmark on her forehead*

  295. Tats, if a Badger fought a Wolverine who would win?

  296. Brew, today I would.

    Any other day it’d be a tossup.

  297. All good tats, just was looking at the same map that, I bet, you were…

  298. What was it Roamster? Chicken or Russian Dumplings?

  299. **pushes a couple pounds of chocolate towards Tat**

    Backs away slowly.

  300. Bad day Tats? If it will help with the stress, feel free to kick xbrad in the poon.

  301. I have a bottle of wine I’m trying to hold on to as a moving in celebration. But I really, really, really want to crack it open tonight and ignore the fact I have to work tomorrow.

  302. **pushes a couple pounds of chocolate towards Tat**

    Much appreciated.

    Rough week Brew. I tried to kick Xbrad, but he ran away crying something about a date later with Wiser.

  303. *passes hot wings around*

    I love my deep fryer.

  304. Catman, chicken fingers and veggie sushi.

  305. Ace is off his meds again… He is walking back on Joe Miller now…because he was a “Neophyte Tea party candidate”

  306. WTF is the point of vegie sushi? I mean, if I’m gonna eat nori, I want some fish with it.

  307. Is this an ok time to tell y’all that I don’t particularly care for Ace?

  308. Rough week Brew.

    Your momma said there would be weeks like that! Hang in there.

    *grabs some of Kelly’s wings*

  309. Poor disabled Chickens.. and comatose sushi.. What did she ever do to you?

  310. Fuck Ace.

  311. I love my deep fryer.

    I want like burning!!

  312. That’s good Dick, b/c I do hold your feelings paramount in my life 😉

  313. Tats, I am allergic to fish. Not shellfish, though, and some shrimp would have been welcome. Not complaining, though, because I didn’t have to cook.

  314. Hmmm, cephalopods too roamy?

  315. go ahead and dump on Ace, Tats. I still like him, but he’s testing my patience.

    I mean, I get what he’s saying about the frustration of making rookie mistakes. But he’s managing to piss off a lot of people while talking about it.

  316. “Every normal man must be tempted at times to wet the bed, hoist the white flag and begin making tea” – Ace Ewok

  317. I don’t feel the need to dump on him at the moment Xbrad, I just never much cared for him.

  318. Did anybody shoot anybody else in the neck with a poison dart from a blowgun today?

  319. Freaking awesome deep fryer…the one we own.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ETJJCW/ref=wms_ohs_product

  320. Tats, I can eat fried calamari, if it hasn’t been cooked in the same grease as the fish.

  321. **tackles Roamy**
    **gives her the “Bluefin tuna”**

  322. I think he’s still “getting it off his chest”, but I had no idea his chest was the size of Australia.

  323. I have a similar single basket version..

  324. Roamy, do you know what it is about fish that you’re allergic too?

  325. Kelly, can you make me a funnel cake please?

  326. Freaking awesome deep fryer…the one we own.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ETJJCW/ref=wms_ohs_product

    Great. You get us all excited about it, only to find out that it’s unavailable.

    Why do you hate us?

  327. Tats, don’t know, but canning removes it. I can eat canned tuna and salmon, but not fresh, cooked or raw.

  328. Sure, BrewFan, but let me change the oil first. I don’t think you want chicken residue.

  329. Sean M, there’s a comparable one out there, I’m sure. Don’t hate me because I’m beautif…uh have the rock ass deep fryer.

  330. Why do you hate us?

    Well, I can understand why she hates you but yeah, why the rest of us?

  331. Did anyone else breathe a sigh of relief at having dodged another round of layoffs today?

  332. Sean, is Ron Roenicke going to be a good manager or am I going to have to kill you?

  333. Dick is a motherfuckin’ P-I-M-P.

    I don’t know what you heard about me….

  334. I don’t know what you heard about me….

    Only the best.

  335. We lost 9 people this week. The layoffs were “over” two months ago.

  336. Sorry to hear that, Leon. How are you holding up?

  337. Sean, is Ron Roenicke going to be a good manager or am I going to have to kill you?

    Well, he’s been a great bench coach, and if the successes of Joe Maddon and Bud Black are any indication, he’ll be good for the Brew Crew.

  338. I’m mostly okay. I’m lucky enough to be fully funded, mostly competent, and relatively cheap. The headcount we just lost were largely outside that particular Venn diagram. I think calling them layoffs may have been largely a courtesy.

  339. Kelly,
    Looks similar to Stephen Greene’s (VodkaPundit).

  340. I pray you don’t go through a downsize, Leon.

    *gives Leon a cookie*

  341. Some asshole on a forum tried to convince me that a Venn diagram was a Punnett square once. I was like, “Uh you stupid mofo, this (insert picture) is a Venn diagram and this (insert picture) is a Punnett square.”

    Yeah, I took that bitch to school.

  342. So, who wants to snuggle?

    Not you, Leon.

  343. Okay, Sean. I’ll hope for an Angels/Brewers World Series matchup then.

  344. So, who wants to snuggle?

    *looks at the thermometer….shivers*

    I’ll volunteer, Brad 😉

  345. I’ve been laid off before. I’ve got some savings, so I could weather it. I’d mostly be irritated because I’d likely have to move.

    And it’s not the moving that’s really the bugger of it, it’s the selling real estate in MI.

  346. Is this Venn diagram accurate?

    http://tinyurl.com/24533dv

  347. So, who wants to snuggle?

    no thank you.

  348. Not you, Leon.

    You’re missing out. I’m unbelievably cuddly. I’m like a teddy bear.

  349. So, who wants to snuggle?

    Buddy is up for it.

  350. Lemme git my poncho liner, Aggie, and we’ll hit the sofa.

  351. Oh, Aggie AND Buddy would be pretty cool.

  352. Leon, just curious, if you had to sell in MI, how much of your equity would you lose? Did you buy enough years ago to sell without losing your shirt, pants and undies.

    Also, if you had your choice, where would you move?

  353. Poncho liner??

  354. BrewFan, where have you been hiding out?

    Dolly misses you.

    I know this because she’s taken up sending me the suggestive emails.

  355. Some asshole on a forum tried to convince me that a Venn diagram was a Punnett square once. I was like, “Uh you stupid mofo, this (insert picture) is a Venn diagram and this (insert picture) is a Punnett square.”

    Yeah, I took that bitch to school.

    -When Scientists Attack™, part 47

  356. Poncho Liner.

    What do YOU snuggle under, Aggie?

  357. Night all. I’m going to see if I function better on more than 6 hrs sleep.

  358. Mare, I bought in ’04, worst possible time. I’ll be lucky to not sell short even with 29% equity (for a loss of something like 50k). I’m young enough to recover from that if that’s the last time, but I’d rather not.

    If I have to move and have the choice, Texas is at the top of the list, after that, I’ll consider anything with a better business climate than Michigan. A better actual climate would be nice too.

  359. What do YOU snuggle under, Aggie?

    A very soft throw. Doesn’t everyone?

  360. Night Tat.

  361. BrewFan, where have you been hiding out?

    It is budget time in the land of small government. I’ve had meetings every night this week. blah! One of my fellow trustees suggested we cancel the village employees’ Christmas party so we’d have enough money to donate to an organization he belongs to. What worthy use did he have in mind? Fireworks for their annual fund raiser. I shit you not.

  362. **offers Aggie handmade crocheted afghan**

  363. I’m unbelievably cuddly. I’m like a teddy bear.

    OK, Leon, my wife is out of town, so c’mere big fella.

    Hope you don’t mind a couple of dogs.

  364. Night Tats! *blows kiss*

  365. BrewFan, I believe that Venn is accurate.

    BiW, you got that right. Don’t mess with a scientist, dammit.

  366. Hope you don’t mind a couple of dogs.

    Is that what they call those in Las Colinas?

  367. Michael, I can’t help you cheat on Cathy. That would be wrong.

  368. Aggie, my poncho liner IS a very soft throw.

  369. One of my fellow trustees suggested we cancel the village employees’ Christmas party so we’d have enough money to donate to an organization he belongs to. What worthy use did he have in mind? Fireworks for their annual fund raiser. I shit you not.

    You could just shoot him. Your life and that of everyone else in town would be better.

    Think about it.

  370. BiW, you got that right. Don’t mess with a scientist, dammit.

    I try not to.

    You never know when one of them is packing a freeze ray or head-shrinking ray, or a nad exploding ray or some shit like that.

    Its much better to just back off and nuke them from orbit. Just to be sure.

  371. Michael, I can’t help you cheat on Cathy. That would be wrong.

    I keep bumping up against that small-minded attitude.

  372. Feed his remains to Buddy.

    Recycling is supposed to be good for the environment.

  373. Ummm… Wouldn’t that be pretty much anywhere other than Kalifornia?

    Yes. You have no idea how great it was when they passed us on the unemployment-by-state chart. I laughed and laughed. And then I realized it wasn’t that MI had gotten better, CA had just become worse. Same reason, though. More of CA is unionized than MI, even.

  374. Leon, we sold in Hawaii at the worst time and by some God Given Break, we didn’t lose our shirts. We actually sold it for more than we bought, however, we had to put a lot into it so it was a wash. It looked fantastic and sold in 3 weeks. To this day, I seriously give thanks for that.

    But I sure do miss our lovely spot and as Rosetta would say, “kick ass” place.
    On the other hand, I love being closer to our girls. I could go on a gorgeous month long vacation at a cool condo in Maui for what my old mortgage was.

  375. Its much better to just back off and nuke them from orbit. Just to be sure.

    I’ve been meaning to build a disposable, mid-size EMP device. Something large enough to put down a house. Just to see how hard it is. Nuking me from orbit is likely your best bet.

  376. “I keep bumping up against that small-minded attitude.”

    HA! I know this is old news, but I saw a picture of Cathy’s new hair and it looks “kick ass” too.

  377. Then I’m sold, Brad 🙂

  378. And I happen to know a couple of attorneys who would defend you pro bono.

    I’ll bet you could skate through this with 18 months of house arrest with an ankle bracelet.

  379. Brewfan, your fellow trustee is what I like to call a SELFISH ASSHOLE DOUCHE.

    (but I mean that in a nice way)

  380. the saddest truth

    FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

  381. I’m sure the public works guys could dispose of the body for me. I did vote for their new wood chipper this year…

  382. HA! I know this is old news, but I saw a picture of Cathy’s new hair and it looks “kick ass” too.

    Please do not say that to Cathy. I think that hair costs about $250 per treatment.

  383. “Please do not say that to Cathy. I think that hair costs about $250 per treatment.”

    Two truths (that people eventually understand) about beauty:

    1) it hurts

    2) it’s expensive

  384. Great, Aggie. How do you feel about Brew’s dog joining us?

  385. Brewfan, your fellow trustee is what I like to call a SELFISH ASSHOLE DOUCHE.

    haha! I sit next to him at the meetings and he always smells like he stopped at the tavern on the way to the meeting. NTTAWWT, I’m just saying he’s a drunk selfish asshole douche.

  386. Hey Biw. Fuck you. If you nuke me from orbit I will find your ass in the afterlife and kick it for the rest of time.

  387. Great, Aggie. How do you feel about Brew’s dog joining us?

    Depends… is he going to sit in the middle??

  388. Picked up boys from school, went and spent $50 worth of shit for a school project, ate Orange Chicken at Panda Express. It’s now jammie time!

  389. the saddest truth

    FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

    You forgot Sarah Palin having show. Aren’t the elitocracy all twisted up over that affront to the academic gods who used to dig the Discovery Channel?

  390. Okay, you may have to write out a small check…

    Heh heh

  391. CYN! **flashes devil forks**

  392. I miss all the sciency stuff on TDC. But I would keep Deadliest Catch. Rawr.

  393. Orange chicken at Panda Express = best kind of “best kind of fast food.”

  394. Satellite reached a 1200 km orbit. Much cheering!

  395. Two truths (that people eventually understand) about beauty:

    1) it hurts

    2) it’s expensive

    NO NO NO!!!

    Beauty comes from the inside. It is a woman’s charm and personality that really matter.

    .
    .
    .
    .

    OK, that made me gag. Sorry.

  396. Just making plans to head out to AZ in March with a side trip to CA. Can we stay at your house Cyn?

  397. Hey Biw. Fuck you. If you nuke me from orbit I will find your ass in the afterlife and kick it for the rest of time.

    Its nothing personal.

    I just don’t want a nad-exploder ray pointed in my direction, or to be told off for proposing an impossible base-pair combination like adenine and cytosine.

  398. Nope, Buddy can keep our toeseys warm.

  399. Back at ya Brew! Did you see that we let Stanford have the win last week just to keep U of A out of a decent bowl? Yup. That was on purpose.

  400. Sounds like fun Brew! Sleep over at Cyn’s 🙂

  401. Just doing a “drive-by” here, but I have to brag a bit on the girl:

    Rebecca brings home papers from school every day, and today she brought home a paper that she had written her first and last name on ALL BY HERSELF! In the past, she has traced over the letters, but this time each block had its own letter in it (nothing to trace over), and each letter was legible.

    It’s the little things that make you happy……

  402. * gives Cyn “The Crab Pot”*

  403. That was on purpose.

    Yeah! That’s the ticket! *faces Tucson, flips bird*

  404. Roamy–would you email me your German Potato Salad Recipe Please. Thanks!

  405. I don’t think I could pay $250 for a hair do.

    Unless it makes me look like Jessica Alba.

  406. You forgot Sarah Palin having show. Aren’t the elitocracy all twisted up over that affront to the academic gods who used to dig the Discovery Channel?

    That’s TLC, not TDC. TLC has always been sorta the chick version of TDC. The Palin show’s normal fare for them.

  407. Yeah Rebecca!!

  408. **tries to flash Devil Horns at Cyn**

    **flashes The Shocker instead**

    **throws in a Minivan for good measure**

  409. I sit next to him at the meetings and he always smells like he stopped at the tavern on the way to the meeting. NTTAWWT, I’m just saying he’s a drunk selfish asshole douche.

    Brew, I sense that you are conflicted about this person.

    I’m a sensitive person about stuff like that.

  410. We have one of those family owned ones practically across the street from us too, Dick. They make the most kick ass moo shoo pork; makes my socks go up and down.

  411. *gasp*

    Adenine and cytosine can never go together!!!!!

    Xbrad…lol the shocker. I think I flashed that more than once at the Texas meat-up. On video. I should be ashamed. I’m not.

  412. Brew, I sense that you are conflicted about this person.

    I am. I can’t decide whether to loathe him or simply despise him. Hmmm…

  413. “Beauty comes from the inside. It is a woman’s charm and personality that really matter.
    .
    OK, that made me gag. Sorry.”

    haahahahahaha, yeah, we all know personality and charm is great but, really, looking attractive takes some work. Google supermodel without make-up/photoshop. Even those gorgeous ladies need serious time in a make-up chair.

  414. Nope, Buddy can keep our toeseys warm.

    *makes Brad a sandwich, serves him beer, gets comfy* 😀

  415. Kelly, somewhere in the meatup pics, Mr. Cyn and I are posing showing the shocker and minivan to Cyn at the breakfast table.

    she said it was the best day of her life.

  416. *retorts BiW’s with “The Fast Anchor Drop”*

  417. Remember kids, after the grenade goes off. Sweep the entire room with automatic weapons fire from your secure position before entering.

    Dick, you should just knock off the braggadocio.

    You have never marched in a Boy Scout Marching Band, and we all know it. You are a pussy.

  418. Awww, congrats to Rebecca, Teresa!

  419. Aggie, what are we gonna watch on the telly as we snuggle?

  420. she said it was the best day of her life.

    HAHAHA! I peed a little laughing!

    Oh wait. You were serious.

  421. So, who wants to snuggle?

    Come here honey, my hiney’s cold.

  422. Lips, you are not making me happy.

  423. TiFW, kids are awesome. I really like kids. I miss my own and have to be careful about the longing looks I give kids/moms at stores.

  424. Rebecca brings home papers from school every day, and today she brought home a paper that she had written her first and last name on ALL BY HERSELF!

    Was the paper about a gluten-free diet?

  425. I am so stoked to see this:

    http://welcometotheasylum.wordpress.com/2010/11/20/cowboys-and-aliens/

  426. “Was the paper about a gluten-free diet?”

    Now, that right there is funny.

  427. Aggie, what are we gonna watch on the telly as we snuggle?

    Wait, we are watching TV??

  428. I live a sheltered life, Dick.

    Oh, and I’ll be sending you the books hopefully on Monday. Thank you again!

    PS– one is mine. I will send a prepared script for it. Heh!

  429. we all know personality and charm is great but, really, looking attractive takes some work.

    Not for Mrs. BiW.

    Not that she believes me when I tell her, but I don’t let that stop me from letting her know.

  430. ZOMG…a Favreau flick with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford. I’m in love.

  431. Aggie, if we aren’t gonna watch whatever chick flick you want, what SHOULD be do?

  432. See that, Dick? I did Cyn a favor by posting that link.

    That one, I look forward to.

    Awwww *sniff*

    *gives Dick more to drink*

  433. My husband says that too, BiW and I appreciated it when he does.

  434. Aggie, if we aren’t gonna watch whatever chick flick you want, what SHOULD be do?

    Dude, WTF do you take me for? I don’t *do* chick flicks. We can knit an afghan for Roamy, though.

  435. Yes, you did. Good linky Aggie.

  436. I “appreciate” it when he does. Yikes.

  437. Lips, you are not making me happy.

    ???

    Just cause your mom has the same avatar as me is no reason to jump to conclusions.

    You mom just called, her hiney is still cold.

  438. Aggie? Women don’t have to get me drunk. I’m easy.

    *wonders if that will be written inside the bookflap*

  439. Gonna go grab some time wit the boys. Catch you all later.

  440. Fine, Aggie.

    **puts “Saving Private Ryan” and “Hellraiser” back on the shelf**

    You just aren’t as romantic as I thought…

  441. My husband says that too, BiW and I appreciated it when he does.

    You appreciate it when your husband tells you that Mrs. BiW looks good without her makeup? Uh, okay.

    To be honest, Mrs. BiW would probably appreciate it, too.

    I bet anyone else could say it, and it would be noted and appreciated.

  442. I have just been informed that the water heater went tits up. 14 years, hard water, it was due, but WHY did it have to be Friday night?

    Stick with a regular water heater or go with instant?

  443. **puts “Saving Private Ryan” and “Hellraiser” back on the shelf**

    *takes down The Dirty Dozen and The Longest Day from the shelf*

    See? I’m trying to be romantic…

  444. BiW, you can take my sentence structure and shove it.

    (but I mean that in a nice way)

  445. Fine, Aggie.

    **puts “Saving Private Ryan” and “Hellraiser” back on the shelf**

    You just aren’t as romantic as I thought…

    Oooooh! Ooooooh!

    I know!

    Get “Starhship Troopers”. That’s a three-hankie film at a minimum.

  446. Starship Troopers is a comedy.

  447. Stick with a regular water heater or go with instant?

    I want instant, but hubby is always in Apocalypse mode, so he insists on having a traditional one in case we need water.

  448. Other great comedies?

    Old Yeller.

  449. I like, “Guns of Navarone.”

  450. BiW, you can take my sentence structure and shove it.

    (but I mean that in a nice way)

    Do I look like Rosetta?

    *thinks about the lampshade on the head and the Wonder Woman underoos*

    Uh, nevermind.

  451. The only thing I remember about Starship Troopers is Dina Meyer.

    Mmmmmmmmm. I love that movie.

  452. Starship Troopers is a comedy.

    No shit.

  453. Ya got me there. I am a pussy.

    I’m glad we got that straightened out.

    Next time we meet, I will buy you a beer.

    To thank you for your service to our country.

  454. Dick, I have propane.

  455. Other great comedies?

    On the Beach.

    TCM showed it last night.

    That ending is such a knee-slapper.

    *says quiet prayer of thanks that the recurring nightmare I used to have back when I first read it in High School wasn’t the Midnight Show in the Morpheus Orpheum last night*

  456. BiW, do you know where I could get a set of those for the Mrs?

  457. BiW, do you know where I could get a set of those for the Mrs?

    Dick has a couple of pairs.

    If you’re nice, he might even toss you the set without the skid marks.

  458. Michael has seen me without makeup, now that I think of it.

  459. Other great comedies?

    Pandorum?

    Das Boot?

    They Were Expendable?

  460. Just saw the update picture – which one of you degenerates took that picture of me at the DFW Meat-Up?

    I demand royalties……

  461. Dick, I have propane.

    http://tinyurl.com/2ft5yjm

    I tell you what.

  462. I demand royalties……

    You’ll demand nothing, and like it!

  463. Ok, my back is demanding a long soak in the tub. Y’all have a great evening!

  464. I love the idea of a tankless. By the time you scrub yourself down, exfoliate the face, wash, rinse, condition and rise the hair you’re lucky to have lukewarm. (5 year old water heater)

    Is it still an issue finding anyone qualified to service the tankless?

  465. Unless it makes me look like Jessica Alba.

    IB has a pic of Jessica Alba in a bikini that has been good for 54,920 hits so far.

    Go figure.

  466. **grabs scrub brush**

    Coming, Aggie!

  467. Xbrad, do you want a girlfriend?

    I’m kind of surprised you don’t have a significant other.

    You seem to really like women. No, seriously, I know you like women (not gay) but you also seem to enjoy being around women. Women really like that.

  468. Mr. TiFW bitches and whines if I want to watch a movie that I’ve seen more than once when it comes on TV, but he will happily sit in front of the TV and watch movies like Starship Troopers over and over and over again……

  469. Mare, I like being around women, to a point. Sooner or later, they start bitching about not picking up dirty socks or wanting to put candles in the bathroom, complaining that the kitchen needs decorative hand towels.

  470. I bet anyone else could say it, and it would be noted and appreciated.

    Hey, Mrs. BiW. come sit next to me.

    *pat pat on leather couch*

    Omigosh, you have such beautiful eyes.

  471. Ok.

    I have a little boy to get into his jammies and bed, and a big boy to read Harry Potter with, and get into bed. After that, I “Daybreakers” and “Carriers” to watch, as well as this week’s Stargate Universe.

    See you retards later.

    Which one of you hosers will buy me a pair of these for my birthday?

    http://fostergrant.com/MicroVision.htm
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    Yeah. That’s what I thought.

    No love for the abrasive attorney.

    DON’T CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BAIL YOUR DRUNK ASS OUT OF JAIL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

  472. Michael, I only got 20,000 hits for Olivia Wilde.

    In one day.

  473. Xbrad, wouldn’t it be worth the bitching and the candles to have a nice relationship? And by the way, I have NEVER bitched about either of those. Other stuff, yes, but, it’s worth it.

    My point, a lot of women are looking for a nice guy and would be willing to accomodated your needs (SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS).

  474. Hey, Mrs. BiW. come sit next to me.

    *pat pat on leather couch*

    Omigosh, you have such beautiful eyes.

    *regrets not giving Cathy a kiss before leaving meat-up*

  475. Suck!!! “accomodate.”

  476. My point, a lot of women are looking for a nice guy and would be willing to accomodated your needs (SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS).

    No. They Aren’t.

    They Like To Say That They Are, But They Really Aren’t.

  477. Suck!!! “accomodate.”

    You forgot the “=” sign.

  478. hahahaha….BiW…go to bed!

  479. “They Like To Say That They Are, But They Really Aren’t.”

    ????

    BiW, isn’t committment/a relationship based on how much crap you’re willing to take from the person you love?

  480. If you guys (always to include gals) are going to bed or are going to be jackholes, I’m going to finish watching the Boise State game and during the breaks listen to that idiot, Mark May say stupid stuff that I could refute and make him cry over. DOUCHE.

  481. Mare, having been burned a few times, I’m in absolutely no hurry to get burned again. And I’m pretty set in my ways.

  482. ps

    Sweet dreams, Hostages.

  483. Someone put up a new poat, this one is slower than crystallizing ammonium chloride.

  484. Gimme a minute.

  485. xbrad, I’m sorry about the mom remarks.

    I don’t do teasing well.

  486. New poat

  487. WTF? I said “new poat” not “get the fuck out!”


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