Not All Brits Are Pussies

Take this guy. I like the cut of his jib.

Make ’em stop, Mare!

354 Comments

  1. So, I take Riley out for his nighttime walk, and a couple of minutes in, he decides to cop a squat, forcing me to carry a baggie of hot, stinky dogshit the rest of the way.

    Being considerate fucking sucks.

  2. Um, I like the part where he grabs the placard and smashes it, but the rest is a call for surrender. They literally want people to show up with white flags.

  3. WAKEY WAKEY

  4. *** Checks Calendar ***

    Hmmm…its Andy’s turn to put IcyHot in DinT’s Jockey Shorts. Again. I think he is starting to like it….

  5. Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors was a good book. Right now I’m reading Ship of Ghosts by Hornfischer.

    Good stuff.

  6. Must. Have. Caffeine.

    **zombie shuffles

  7. Sox, we’re all out of the IcyHot. Got this weird Tiger Balm stuff.

  8. It’s suppose to get really windy here today.

    So … if I disappear, another tree fell on my satellite.

    I hate wind.

    I hope it doesn’t get as bad as they say.

    I’ll be hiding in the basement.

  9. Did you guys see that Chuck Norris piece on Townhall? Obamaster spent $200,000 on bottled water. IN THE FIRST QUARTER of ’10.

    Fucking bottled water.

  10. Where’s Jazz? I need judicial pick advice.

    Young and Kelly for Supreme court (mich) but beyond that ….

  11. Oh, Andy (yesterday) mentioned we should bitch about Ace on his blog.

    Honestly, I don’t comment over there because of the banning thing that happens. But, it doesn’t really matter. I mean, I’m not so much bitching about him, as discussing the issue he raises.

  12. Mornin’

    Yep, out of IcyHot. So I used the Ben-Gay.

    * chuckle *

  13. Carin, if you get any advice from Jazz while I am not around please g-string me.

  14. Good morning, y’all.

  15. Mornin’, all! Car in, you stay safe, OK?

    And carrying over from last night’s thread, I have 2 theories about shredded carrots in lime jello:

    1) If you add a vegetable to jello, it becomes a “salad” instead of a dessert (and really, who goes “Oh, boy!” when they are assigned to bring a salad to a church dinner?);
    2) It’s the most efficient way to get kids to eat their veggies.

    I could be wrong, but usually the easiest answers are the best……

  16. No clue about the other thread, but your explanations as to the whole Jell-O salad vs dessert dilemma make perfect sense, Teresa 🙂

  17. carrot cake is the yummiest thing ever.

    It’s my absolute fav. My wedding cake had a carrot cake tier.

  18. And may I just say, there is SOOOOO much wrong with that header picture? Starting with, what man gets dressed for work, then GETS BACK INTO BED to eat breakfast? Not to mention the lady of the house getting dressed to the nines to MAKE breakfast!

    I mean, if one were to judge by some of the ladies in my neighborhood, a threadbare floral-patterned cotton duster/housecoat (underwear optional) is worn until AT LEAST lunchtime……

  19. My sil once showed up at an event with what she called a “side dish” for dinner. A snicker-salad. It had snickers bars and marshmellow fluff and other dessert things in it.

    It was, under NO definition, a “side dish” or a “salad.”

    but, it did help explain why she is overweight.

  20. I like the pistachio pudding/Cool Whip/pineapple/nuts confection that can do double duty as a salad or a dessert, depending on your mood that day…..

  21. That header was obviously done by a guy who has never seen Leave It To Beaver

  22. Snicker salad?? Wow….talk about a sucrose overload!

  23. I don’t like nuts in my food. Unless it’s a crust or M&Ms, no crunchies mixed with my smoothes.

    *darts eyes back and forth*

    *hides pudding*

  24. I lurv nuts in my chinese food. And sometimes salads.

    I’ve got no rule on nuts in food (except the obvious one).

    I’m more picky about nuts in desserts.

  25. Anyone hear of RC poll?

    I just got a robo call from them. It was for some survey, but it said if I participated I’d get a $100 GC from one of their sponsors.

    I was immediately suspecious. So I hung up. Don’t offer to give me free shit. I will not trust you.

  26. I took a poll like that once and they never paid me. Don’t recall the name.

  27. *gives Carin twenty bucks*

  28. RC poll? Nope….never heard of them. Maybe they are local?

    And I don’t like nuts in desserts either.

    *looks around for Brad*

    *breathes sigh of relief*

  29. Teresa, please email me the recipe for the green stuff. John likes the one made with lime jello and junk that sounds like that one.

  30. Dick Poll.

  31. How’d you like to make fourteen dollars the hard way?

  32. PattyAnn! How are you feeling today?

  33. MARE! All the wimmens are talking about nuts this morning. Make ’em stop, Mare!

  34. Either I’ll do the poll or not. If I have to be “paid” to participate, how trustworthy are the results?

  35. Favorite nut?

    Cashew.

    Duh.

  36. Good morning y’all!!!
    Favorite nut=Rosetta

  37. PA I am so sorry I suck and checking in with you. Did you finally have the surgery and how are you??

  38. Aggie, April, thanks for asking. Surgery is definitely Nov. 12. Finally going to get it over with. I am SO looking forward to it.
    I am worthless right now and if I didn’t have a good man, nothing would get done. But I do, so I rock 🙂

    Anybody know if Roamy got a date yet for her surgery or Cyn’s Mom?

  39. Ha! My mom made us a carrot wedding cake for the rehearsal dinner.

    Took home the top tier and ate it within two weeks. Same for the actual wedding cake top tier.

    http://is.gd/gkgRW
    http://is.gd/gkgWt

  40. My MIL’s spiced pecans. I could eat a million of ’em.
    Felt very special and honored when she gave me the recipe.

  41. My mom will share her recipes with anyone who asks. My favorite scenario:

    Other Person: Jan, I tried your recipe for so and so, but it didn’t turn out like yours does.
    My Mom: That’s funny. It always turns out for me.
    Other Person: Well, I did substitute so and so for so and so.
    My Mom: *rolls eyes* (not really – she’s never rude)

  42. OK, need some help responding to this smug Facebook friend’s status. He’s obviously going to the Colbert rally, and posts this:

    “OK folks, I need your help. Packin’ for the rally and I’m struggling to put together a list of rights and freedoms I’ve lost in the past 2 years. I heard a million times over the weekend how awful it is that I have lost or am losing all my freedoms. Extra bonus for rights I’ve lost that the exercise of which wouldn’t negatively impact somebody else.”

    So far, nobody has said more than Boo to his status, except to observe the commie flavor of the last sentence. What say you to this guy who thinks we’re exasperating yobs?

  43. MJ, your mom made the cakes?? They are/ were beautiful!

    I have to admit, I have a preference for spice cake. That was the tier I took home when I married 🙂

  44. ooooh I love those Layra. My body lurched when I read that. I am now back in day two of doing Induction again. Patty Ann, Romy and Cyn I am praying for all my girls.

  45. Mink Monica, I would ask him if he has lost so many freedoms, why can’t he recall them? Hell, if he has no freedoms, why is he still able to post this stuff on Facebook??

  46. My Mothers homemade Carrot cake is so amazing. I don’t think there is anything like it on the planet.

  47. Oh, Aggie, my Great-Grandmother made this awesome cake. It was 8 to 10 thin layers of spice cake with homemade apple butter spread between each layer. Heavenly.

  48. My body lurched when I read that.

    Hah! I shouldn’t have brought it up, now I’m thinking about those crisp toasty-sweet things…arrrgh.

  49. Beautiful cakes, MJ.

  50. It was 8 to 10 thin layers of spice cake with homemade apple butter spread between each layer

    *Aggie swoons*

  51. Good morning!!!!

    Sohita!!! Just whom I’m looking for!!! Thought you might find this interesting: http://tinyurl.com/34xlwef

  52. >> I am now back in day two of doing Induction again.

    Last time I tried that, the bouncers got all pissy.

  53. Aggie: My mom only made the white one. She used to have a wedding cake business when I was a kid.

    I sincerely hope that in the next three weeks all hostagette issues will be resolved. If not, I’m going on a porn/hunger strike. Ok, just hunger.

  54. Monica, those lost rights and freedoms are engraved on the top of his pin head.

  55. Was that rude?

  56. My mom only made the white one

    That was the one I was salivating over 😉

  57. Monica, one word. Jobs.

    Typical liberal attempt to obfuscate the situation.

  58. So I used the Ben-Gay.

    That’s tomorrow’s thread, dumbass.

  59. Was that rude funny?

    Yes. 🙂

  60. Of course his point is that there have been no rights and freedoms lost, although the wingnutz always tell us so. As for jobs, he’d reply that a job is not a right. And he’d be right. I finally decided to cut through the obfuscation and list the actual policies which cause fear and loathing in me.

  61. List the Bill of Rights. One by one. Minus the 10th which dissapeared a long time ago. Plus the 13th and 14th.

  62. monica:

    Tell that fucker to get fucked and see how he likes it

  63. oh, and Monica is cool. SHe’s from the DPUD world, so help her out

  64. Eddie, that’s awesome 😀

  65. layra make some and send them to me if you get my name for the Christmas drawing 😉

    Jazz! That’s so awesome. Thank you so much for that. How incredible!!!!!!

  66. I guess you could ask your friend to take a look at the 2000 page HCR bill to find the rights that were changed.

    You could ask about his right to take home a certain portion of his paycheck. More of his earnings will be confiscated on 1.1.11.

    You could also ask him to eat his own ass.

  67. M&M…I’m with Eddie (our resident curser) on this one 😉

  68. What an asshole.

    If Obamacare doesn’t get stopped, I’m going to lose my health savings account.

    Also, how about all the owners and employees of Chrysler who lost their dealerships because the government said so? I would say their rights were infringed upon. They lost everything.

  69. It’s almost here!!!!eleventy111.

    http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/

  70. Also all of the bond holders for the automakers. Their contracts were changed so that the unions were incentivized, turning the agreement upside down.

  71. I’m counting down the days Clint.

  72. I’m counting the days, too, Clint 🙂

  73. Privacy in email. Freedom lost.

  74. Also, all those “lost freedoms” under the Patriot Act have continued. Along with the detainees in Gitmo, rendition, etc.

  75. Carin, all sorts of information from the state on our elections here: http://tinyurl.com/2b5hmxc

    Ballot props are must-reads and and Constitutional amendments are interesting, unless you already know what’s going down.

    So, what’s your issue re: judicial elections? Do you know who’s running in your district and circuit? Most judicial candidates are running unopposed, if my impression is correct. Only exception: Supreme Court, with Young and Kelly being the R’s and an “independent” vying for one of their seats.

  76. Freedoms lost by HCR:

    1) you are (will be) FORCED to buy a product.

    2) You can’t pick a policy that is best for you, or one that is cheaper because of your lifestyle/habits.

  77. Monica, you missed my point. This election is not about rights. It’s about jobs and the economy.

    Pretty hard to enjoy your rights when you are broke.

  78. There’s another guy running for supreme court. The dude Jenny appointed.

  79. And all of the workers in the oil and gas industry along the Gulf Coast. Your friend also lost his right to make medical decisions for himself and his family. When Obamacare finally kicks in, some pointy-headed pencil pusher in Washington D.C. will be deciding which medical procedures are covered and which aren’t. If a doctor screws up, no legal recourse will be available, because health “care” will have become a government bureaucracy.

    Ask your friend how many people win their case against the IRS. When the government has all of the money and the lawyers, the little guy isn’t going to have any power to protest a bad decision by the government.

    Ask him how he feels about not having a choice to have 7.5% of his income skimmed off of the top to pay for a retirement plan (Social Security) and a long-term health care plan (Medicare) without having any say in how that money is invested. Ask him how he feels about the prospect of paying into those plans for his entire working career and then being told that the government gets to decide how much of that money he will get back each year.

    Ask him how he feels about the government telling him after all those years of paying into the system that he isn’t going to get as much back if he “makes” too much money through other investments that he has made.

    Then ask him how he is going to feel when all of the private insurers go out of business because they can’t make a miniscule (2-4% profit) and the government plan is the only plan in town. Once that happens, it is only a matter of time before the government decides that they are going to have to take an additional 10% of his income to cover the cost of health care that will be provided with all of the efficiency of the DMV.

    THAT’S what he’s lost – only it wasn’t under the Republicans; it was under the Democrats. Remind him that not a SINGLE Republican voted for the healthcare bill – every screw-up attached to that monstrosity is owned lock, stock, and barrel by the Democrats.

    Then remind him that whenever a student defaults on his or her student loan that HIS tax dollars were used to subsidize that loan, and now that money is GONE, never to be seen again – bet he doesn’t realize that the entire student loan industry was nationalized under a “Health Care” bill.

    What rights has he lost? Well, I would say that the biggest one is his right to have the government stay the heck out of his personal business. Of course, the party that did that is the same one this “rally” is celebrating……

  80. There’s another guy running for supreme court. The dude Jenny appointed.

    Bad ju-ju (and that’s not joo/jew). There are two spots and three candidates. Two are R’s. Even if one of the Rs had swindled his/her mother out of her last dollar and buried her in the basement, he/she would still be better than anything that came out of Jenny “Blow you away” Granholm.

  81. Also, how about our complete lack of say regarding how are tax money is being spent?

    Yea, they say we can vote ’em all out. But they’re using our fucking money to get re-elected.

    Our politicians are using our own money go undercut democracy.

  82. Hey, did you guys know that white house aids get their college loans forgiven?

    that’s in that article I mentioned earlier. Chuck Norris.

  83. Okay, try not to laugh.

    http://tinyurl.com/337fo4y

  84. Patty Ann, here ya go – you can find variations of this under “Pistachio Salad” or “Watergate Salad”:

    http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Watergate-Salad/Detail.aspx

    I’m not a huge fan of marshmallows, so I usually leave those out. Feel free to use any kind of chopped nuts that you like (the pudding mix has some in it already); I like to add chopped pecans (a small bag already chopped up is the easiest way, but I’m all about quick and easy…..), but chopped pistachios would work just as well.

  85. We were blown away, alright.

  86. this article is typical O-fluff,
    http://www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/201011/robert-gibbs-obama-white-house-press-secretary?currentPage=1

    But this bit is interesting:
    “Relations, in any event, are not good. Obama incessantly refers to “the cable chatter” with palpable disdain, and he frequently grumbles to his aides about the media’s coverage of his presidency. His press conferences are fewer than Clinton’s (though more than Bush’s) at the same stage of their presidencies—and, says Clinton’s former press secretary Mike McCurry, “I feel sometimes when I watch Obama do these that he looks like he’d rather be having a root canal.” Obama does reserve a certain respect for opinion writers such as Tom Friedman and David Brooks of The New York Times, Jerry Seib of The Wall Street Journal, E. J. Dionne of The Washington Post, and Joe Klein of Time. “My impression is that he reads a lot of columnists,” says Brooks, “and therefore he sort of cares about what they say.””

  87. Monica, to add to whta others have listed:

    How about the right to vote without being intimidated by thugs?

    How about the right to buy whatever type of lightbulbs I want to use, not what the EPA says I have to use?

    How about the right to eat salt or trans-fat if I want to?

    How about the right to have the elected officals review the President’s appoinments, and not be controlled by unaccountable czars?

  88. Ha ha haa ….

    President Obama’s final stop was a $7,500-a-head fundraiser in the well-appointed home of Arnold “Buff” and Johnnie Chace on the East Side, not far from Brown University.
    The president spoke for about 20 minutes, then left before the dinner of locally grown foods by celebrated Rhode Island chefs — including lobster risotto — that Mrs. Chace had planned.
    […]
    Mr. Obama concluded his remarks at about 7:30, saying he couldn’t stay for dinner.
    “I’ve got to go home to tuck in the girls and walk the dog and scoop the poop,” he said.

    Ha ha haaaa …. pay , $7,500 for dinner with Obama and then he leave ’cause he’s gotta scoop the poop.

  89. Carin, there is another candidate, too, for MI Supreme Court – Denise Langford Morris. I can’t recommend her. She’s a (D) from Oakland County, I’ve practiced in front of her, and without assassinating anyone’s character, she is not someone I would ever, ever vote for.

  90. “My impression is that he reads a lot of columnists,” says Brooks, “and therefore he sort of cares about what they say.””

    Hahahaha

    With that list, I’d say it’s more like he enjoys a lot of blow jobs. I wonder how many from the opposing points of view he reads. Probably resembles his initial.

  91. We were blown away, alright.

    I want to grind that shit into her fucking Oil of Olay complexion as she rides her ass out of the fucking capitol. Scrunt.

  92. Oh sure…Obama reads a lot of opinion writers, specifically those who argue HIS positions.

    And I’m supposed to be impressed? Why? Because he can read?

  93. Marvelous article that refutes (refudiates?) liberal claims that Tea Party is raaaaacist and that conservatives didn’t complain about the deficit during the Bush years:

    The tea started brewing under Bush. It’s important that Democrats and Republicans alike understand this. Democrats know that they are about to suffer a rebuke of historic proportions, but it’s important they understand the reason and not imagine themselves the victims of racism or irrationality. And it’s important for Republicans to understand that their legacy of government growth and deficit spending is also suffering rebuke. The Republicans will recapture the House (if they do) not because Americans love the GOP but because the Democrats doubled down on the Republicans’ big-government tendencies. . . .

    Democrats misread the moment of their ascendance. They thought Bush represented conservatism itself, rather than a particular strand of conservatism, and they interpreted the electorate’s repudiation of Bush as a repudiation of traditional conservatism. Whether the Democrats would have done anything differently, if they had better understood the world outside the echo chamber, is debatable. But they might at least have known that the American people as a whole were not ready for a rapid expansion of government amidst debts and deficits unseen since the Second World War. America as a whole has remained center-right, and it is entirely natural that those who rejected Bush for his government growth and deficit spending would become, when Obama exploded that growth and spending, the leaders of the Tea Party movement. Further, for many conservatives there was some amount of trust that Bush would not go too far, that his policies were pro-growth, that his deficits were more sustainable. Obama came along and tripled the rate at which the debt is growing, budgeted for trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye could see, and punishes the very same private sector that he so desperately needs to create jobs. This alone, without reference to racism or bigotry or irrational hatred, is sufficient explanation for the Tea Party movement.

  94. Why? Because he can read?

    No, because he can read without moving his lips!

  95. Here’s a prediction on the next OUTRAGE of the day:

    I was watching previous episodes of “The Event” via Comcast’s ON Demand feature. There are ads for other NBC shows imbedded in the stream (but not the other ads shown during live TV). In at least 3 of the 4 NBC self-promos, they ended with their new tag line “More colorful”, and there is a black actor/actress on the screen at the time. I’m waiting for some perpetual outrage/victiom group to start complaining about using the term “colored” to describe black people. Anyone want to place bets?

  96. outrage/victiom group to start complaining about using the term “colored” to describe black people.
    ————-
    Not. Bloody. Likely.

  97. Time to kick ass and take names – this will fire you up:
    http://www.redstate.com/e_pluribus_unum/2010/10/26/democrat-election-workers-currently-cheating-youll-love-federal-prison/

    Dudes – the giant has awakened.

  98. That’s a great article Jazz. I do wonder if anyone on the fence will make the connections.

    No, because he can read without moving his lips!

    HA!! Too right 😀

  99. If you have a union pension, let me just say…..no you don’t.

    BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! That makes my pants fit tight! I might need to change.

  100. That’s a great article Jazz. I do wonder if anyone on the fence will make the connections.

    Yeah – real, tangible insight. It’s a really great article.

  101. Jazz, any bad weather by you yet?

  102. We just had an office tornado drill – the sirens have been going off for an hour. I’m about to leave to go do my GOTV work.

  103. The “Delta Smelt” Democrat incumbent is polling 10 points behind his Republican opponent – IN A D+5 DISTRICT IN CALIFORNIA:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2010/10/26/dem-losing-by-10-in-californias-central-valley/

    Wave’s a-comin’……

  104. I’m off to do GOTV in a tornado warning! (Actually, the warning’s for just south of town.) It’s shitty dark, though, and raining, and the wind is gusting like God is rocking Mother Nature’s throttle.

  105. You know, someone else thought I was a guy over at DPUD. I should change my avatar to reflect my femininity.

    Maybe a cow? 😀

  106. Fucking pussies.

    Who’s afraid of a little wind? I hate the state that weather forecasting has become. If I was wrong in my job a fraction of the times they are wrong, I’d…well I wouldn’t have a job.

    It’s Michigan. Deal with it.

  107. I’m looking at weather maps. I wonder if I have time to run to the post office.

  108. Tiff, I drove through the Central Valley a couple times this year. There’s signs all over the place bitching about cutting off the water. It has decimated (rather literally) the employment in the valley. The population is LIVID about it. If the Dem candidate personally turned the water on, they’d still be trailing in the polls.

  109. I’m afraid of a little wind.

    Mostly, I’m afraid of the wind knocking down some big tree and knocking out my power line (it would take days before they repaired our line since it’s a single house) or some big tree falls on my driveway.

    We’ve got 10 acres, and plenty of trees that could come down.

    Also I get nervous about this stupid fucking expensive awning. It’s not as if I can take it down at this point.

  110. You can now add the Pope to Obama’s “Enemies” list:
    http://weaselzippers.us/2010/10/26/pope-b-states-have-a-right-to-defend-borders-immigrants-have-a-duty-to-integrate-respect-national-identity/

  111. I should change my avatar to reflect my femininity.

    Bewbs work.

    I know, low hanging fruit.

  112. I know, low hanging fruit.

    No, I put the bait out to see if you would bite. 😉

  113. XBrad, in reading through the comments at that article, I had forgotten that Bambi was able to get that particular representative’s vote for Obamacare by promising to turn the water back on.

    NEVER , NEVER, NEVER trust a sociopathic narcississt to deliver on a promise – they are worthless the moment they are made……

  114. I *heart Pope Benedict. Any Pope that celebrates his appointment with beer has my blessing 😀

  115. I put the bait out to see if you would bite.

    He just licks and nibbles. Rosetta bites.

  116. Ok, now I’m pissed. They’re interrupting Rush for their Tornado warnings.

  117. I’d rather hoped to learn that Aggie’s bewbs were more the “perky” variety than the low hanging kind…

  118. I’m off to do GOTV in a tornado warning!

    Apropos.

  119. I’d rather hoped to learn that Aggie’s bewbs were more the “perky” variety than the low hanging kind…

    They are, since there isn’t too much for gravity to entice. Is that what the “Hostage Bewbs” link is for??

  120. Yeah, Aggie, some of the Hostagettes put up flattering pics of their chests. Some of the Hostages put up vomit inducing pics of their moobs.

  121. Some of the Hostages put up vomit inducing pics of their moobs.

    Did you? 😉

  122. Did you?

    No. For a guy as fat as I am, I’m surprisingly flat chested.

  123. No. For a guy as fat as I am, I’m surprisingly flat chested.

    Liar. You ain’t fat. If you’re fat, I’m Lady GaGa.

  124. Well, I’ve got a big old belly. The rest of me ain’t that bad.

  125. I thought we were getting a new pauletics picture in POL.

  126. Dick, seems to me this is just another way to teach kids to fear. Hubby made many incindiary devices, and he never even got suspended. But OMG!!! a smoke bomb goes off and that’s ASSAULT???

  127. Aggie, my well trimmed pecs are up there.

    Well, that’s incentive enough for me to take a frontal pic and send it in 😉

  128. Well, that’s incentive enough for me to take a frontal pic and send it in

    Shave the hair off first.

    @ @

  129. Car in, I told him to email it to me, but he’s slacking.

  130. Shave the hair off first.

    Duly noted 😀

  131. Somehow, I don’t think BamBam is going to be invited to many more private dinners between now and 2012. It’s gonna be hard for him to raise money if he keeps snubbing the folks with the deep pockets like this:

    http://newsblog.projo.com/2010/10/obama-speaks-at-chace-house-sk.html

    The comments at the end are very enlightening……

  132. Who has that list of different boob types? I can’t find it.

  133. Is the price of admission to the Hostage Bewbs vault a picture of said bewbs? “Cuz I really don’t want to gross anyone out……

  134. Teresa, he skipped the dinner because he “had to walk the dog and scoop the poop and get the girls in bed”, which is code for “Are you fucking kidding me?? I am not eating something that my personal chef has not prepared!!!”

  135. So … if I disappear, another tree fell on my satellite.

    Wow. Normally satellites are a little higher up than that.

  136. Who has that list of different boob types? I can’t find it.

    The are only two types — the left one and the right one.

  137. Hey Aggie try this: http://tinyurl.com/25wqbcd

  138. Nice, catman 😀

  139. **pokes tired old blog with a stick**

  140. Rick Boucher (D-VA9) is now in a statistical TIE with his Republican challenger (who UNEXPECTEDLY “vaulted” to that position just this week):

    http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/15015

    This is considered a SAFE seat for the Dems……

  141. Aggie, I think the RI politician had it right – BO sees these people as nothing more than ATMs. Unfortunately for him, as more and more of them wake up and/or compare notes, there will be fewer and fewer people willing to be used like that.

    When the deep-pocketed donors go, it’s over. And as someone pointed out, how classless is it to tell people – TO THEIR FACES, no less – that they literally mean less to you than dog shit?

  142. Reading the vote fraud shit trickling in at Ace’s makes me pretty nervous. There’s nothing these corrupt bastards won’t do to hang on to power.

  143. Oh noes – I kilt it!

    *slinks off, hoping that nobody notices the post is broken*……

  144. I think I am going to go and give early voting a try.
    It is convenient, but I hesitate to give the cheating democrats warning in advance of how many votes they will have to fake.

  145. Well, I mailed off my absentee ballot yesterday, and I’ve got to drop off Mom’s at the library this week.

    No Dems were supported in the casting of these votes.

  146. Hey Vmax, what do you think about the race for governor? I don’t like either of the candidates, but I have to vote for one. I’ll probably end up with Scott, but he’s a scary douchebag.

  147. I do not know about how it is where you live Xbrad, but here the absentee ballots are not counted until after the election.

    I am not sure, but I think they are not counted if the margin of victory is larger than the number of absentee ballots.

    I may be wrong about that.

  148. I agree MJ. Holding my nose and voting for him too.

  149. http://tinyurl.com/3yrdmv4

    V, absentee ballots here aren’t counted until after the polls close, but it has to be received before the polls close.

  150. Good, I’m not the only one.

    Do you still have the foster dogs?

  151. Get off your lazy asses and go to the polls on election day.

    Brad, your mom is excused. You aren’t.

  152. Hotspur, I already voted.

    I’m registered in Irvine. I still maintain my banking and official address there. I file my taxes there. I maintain a domicile there. It’s my home of record.

    I just couldn’t get over there to vote in person.

  153. b-rad, you didn’t say whether you liked the message I left you Saturday night……or did you actually answer the phone? I couldn’t hear anything so I don’t know.

    I’m abstaining from voting for governor in my state. I can’t vote for anyone who’s pro-choice.

  154. PJ, I listened to the voicemail. It sounded like you stuck your phone out a car window while going down the freeway.

    Thanks for burning up some of my minutes.

  155. I voted last week. I could’ve voted in mid November 2008 and little would have changed on my ballot.

  156. Then write someone in, PJM, but for goodness sakes, VOTE!

  157. I didn’t say I wasn’t voting silly. I’m just not voting for governor.

  158. Thanks for burning up some of my minutes.

    Wha? It’s not just minutes I burned, ok?

    You were being given the opportunity to listen to Oingo Boing. Boy, some people just don’t know how to show appreciation.

  159. I would write in Bruce Willis for governor, PJM.

  160. >> It sounded like you stuck your phone out a car window while going down the freeway.

    Use your inside voice PJ.

  161. Write yourself in. That’s what I do. Cracks me up.

  162. Nah, because if Meg Whitman or Jerry Brown make it, I can’t be blamed for “splitting the vote”. This way I have no culpability. I will be voting for Carly Fiorina though.

  163. Speaking of Whitman, has anything transpired with the Allred debacle, PJM?

  164. Use your inside voice PJ.

    WHAT?!?!?! COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?! I COULDN’T HEAR YOU!!!

    Write yourself in. That’s what I do. Cracks me up.

    HAH! Now that’s a candidate I would NOT vote for. Can you imagine the skeletons that would come out of that closet……..wait…what?

    Speaking of Whitman, has anything transpired with the Allred debacle, PJM?

    Nope. Nobody is sympathetic to a maid that earned $23 an hour.

  165. I need help (totally off topic) Count and I are going as Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife for Halloween and I am trying to decide if I need a wig or if I can just curl my own hair? I mean I know the election is important and all but these are hard decisions…

  166. Nope. Nobody is sympathetic to a maid that earned $23 an hour.

    Holy shit!! Maybe Whitman will hire ME!!

  167. Curl your hair, sohos. That way you don’t spend money on a one time item.

    Unless you can use it at playtime 😀

  168. You need a wig sohos. Your hair isn’t long enough, you could prolly get away with a Dolly Parton wig. At least you don’t have to buy the boobs. 😉

    I’m hoping Meg will hire me too.

  169. well that didnt help hahahahaha 😉

  170. hahaha, nope. Split decision.

  171. I think I am wearing Nina’s shirts so that my bewbs and fat rolls look like hers

  172. I voted, stopped by my Bros shop and told him how close and how quick it was. Told his employee also. It is less than a min from his shop.

    There was a line but it went quickly, several old confused geezers slowed things down. Good turnout there were 50 people in the room on a Tuesday afternoon.

  173. >> It sounded like you stuck your phone out a car window while going down the freeway.

    Use your inside voice PJ.

    She did.

  174. The kids usually decide what I’ll go as for Halloween. Are y’all going to post pics?

  175. Speaking of Whitman, has anything transpired with the Allred debacle, PJM?

    That same scrunt of a lawyer showed up here in Mass recently “representing” the family of a murder victim (from 20 years ago), with the story of the wrongly convicted man and his sister who became a lawyer to free him being released as a movie (whew, that was a twisted way to say that). They complained that the movie made the family relive the whole debacle, and they were never consulted (i.e. paid) about it. Hello? It wasn’t about you, jackwagons.

  176. The kids usually decide what I’ll go as

    What’s their email? We’ll give them a few suggestions…

  177. What’s up, rabid ReTHUGlican homophobes?

  178. What’s their email? We’ll give them a few suggestions…

    Too late. They decided I should go as a Greek goddess. Half of that is covered.

    The Greek part shouldn’t be too hard to handle 😉

  179. Howdy, MCPO!!!

    Are you dressing up for Halloween?

  180. The kids usually decide what I’ll go as for Halloween. Are y’all going to post pics?
    ————-
    Hahahha. Mrs MJ is going as a beer maid for our adult party. I’m dressing as a ‘Messican’ complete with shot glasses for bullets and tequila bottles in the holsters. Of course, I’m a racist. No need to ask.

  181. Aggie – I’m gonna be a grumpy retired guy with a big sign that says, “”You damned kids get off of my lawn!!”

  182. I’m dressing as a ‘Messican’ complete with shot glasses for bullets and tequila bottles in the holsters.

    Around here we call that Karaoke Thursdays. 😉

  183. I voted, stopped by my Bros shop and told him how close and how quick it was

    I have to wait till Tuesday – have no legit reason for early voting. I wish I got to vote against Barney Frank, like Andy gets to. Instead, I get to waste my vote against one of the remaining dynasty seats – the Tsongas seat. But I do get to vote against Obama 1.0 – Cadillac Deval Patrick.

  184. Well, MCPO, that sounds festive! You also need a rocking chair to go with it.

  185. I’m gonna be a grumpy retired guy with a big sign

    Get someone without Alzheimer’s to spell check the sign, old man.

  186. Aggie – Got the rocking chair and Rabbi Mossberg to lay across my lap.

  187. You also need a rocking chair to go with it.

    He just disconnects the motor of his Scooter chair.

  188. *chortling*

  189. I’m going to dress up like a Muslim woman for Halloween. Cutting a rectangular eye slit in an old bedspread exhausts the limits of my creativity and ability. I’m not quite as hairy underneath the burqua as your avg Muslim woman, but I make up for it by not bathing for several weeks before hand. I may or may not blow myself up.

  190. I think Chilean miners are going to be everywhere

  191. Status report: Mr. RFH’s sister is visiting. She got to hear the tornado sirens go off and probably wonder WTF she’s doing here.

  192. tornado sirens going off here too romy we have two on the ground 5 miles away UGH

  193. They closed the schools early – yee ha. Before I left work to pick up the kids, I got into a lovely argument with a visiting professor about tribology research at NASA. I have 30 years of data. I tried not to be too smug in my victory.

  194. Make sure you wear kohl under your eyes, PG.

    RFH, hope you are well. Is it bad I am laughing at her??

  195. MISS TESSMAKER!!!!!!

  196. As far as dressing up goes, I’m doing this.
    http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Vagina-Costume/dp/B000VW073C

    Well, your name is Dick….

  197. Aggie, I am tired, but now that the houseguest is here, I can quit cleaning.

  198. As far as dressing up goes, I’m doing this.
    http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Vagina-Costume/dp/B000VW073C

    **stocks up on Mr. Goodbars and Good ‘n Plentys

  199. Dick – It’s not the recruiters. Trust me on this, they want him in by 21 October. Otherwise, he doesn’t count in this fiscal year’s totals.

  200. Put your feet up, and don’t let anyone give you any shit, RFH.

  201. I (heart) Aggie.

  202. Excuse, I meant 31 October.

  203. My favorite pimp/hooker combination are back across the street at the Muni court.

    These two provide some of the best entertainment we get in this office sometimes.

  204. Got any video, BisW??

  205. Nope. Can’t tape people without their consent here, and I’m not getting close enough to ask them. No telling what I might catch.

  206. Good Afternoon!

  207. Hm…good point, and good call 😀

    How’s tricks?

  208. I was wrong those two on the ground WERE in Alabama. My friend posted a pic. She is in Alabama now for some auction of some sort

  209. Hey, Laura!!

  210. Hi, LauraW!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjIMqfWDPC4

  211. Awww yeahhhh

  212. random ?:

    just got polled…..
    does that mean i’ve got to look into a wardrobe change?

  213. Hi laura. I got two people to vote in CT. My wife’s family lives in Bristol.

  214. I can’t see why you think you belong to me. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xp2lgiAjY

  215. just got polled…..
    does that mean i’ve got to look into a wardrobe change?

    Yep, you need stripper shoes now.

  216. JAM2 -No. Now, if you got poled, that would be a different story.

  217. Awesome MJ!

    Well done and thank you!

  218. Your welcome. I could probably get a few more, but most of her family are deadbeats. I normally wouldn’t impose on them, but I sincerely hate Blumenthal.

    **looks over shoulder for Mrs MJ.

  219. Romy – Those thunder cells look like popcorn around your place. . . better hunker down!

  220. Off to get ready for an early dinner then my son’s Confirmation. He has picked St. Patrick for his patron saint (patron saint of engineers). Y’all have a good evening, and let’s hope the tornados won’t wreck the festivities. (((squishy hugs)))

  221. Congrats Roamy.

  222. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiGkMq_yZp7tL81MvqKrD8tHokrbmwshKrE0dOOwlDRYCqtG0&t=1&usg=__IwKPwbvvWC9gP3n-X9hE9JvjJ9U=

    LC Aggie Sith – shit—- i was afraid of that- the wife will be pissed if i start using her shoes

    Master Chief! – thanks

  223. Good luck, Romy and congratulations to you son!

  224. Bye, RFH, and blessings to your son!!

  225. Did somebody say stripper shoes?
    Jayne in clear heels.

    http://bit.ly/9sdk0H

  226. Have fun Romy!

  227. Heh… but she still looks classy!

  228. That she does.

  229. I didn’t even know they had Lucite then.

  230. I’d hit it.

  231. IIRC, lucite has been around since the 50’s.

  232. Aggie – What are you wearing – RIGHT NOW!

  233. We had some lucite dining chairs in the 70’s early 80’s maybe…horrible

  234. Those lucite chairs would fetch a good price these days.

  235. These:

    http://tinyurl.com/255t82z

  236. I killed it right before drive time

  237. LUUUUUUUUCITE! I’M HOME FROM THE CLUB

  238. You didn’t like them, snowshoe? Whatever happened to them?

  239. Yeah, well, I had a bright yellow beanbag “chair” to lounge on while listening to “Super Hits of the 70s” and David Cassidy.

    And Bobby Sherman.

  240. I think we sold them in a garage sell in the late 80’s…

  241. Worst. Nap. Ever.

  242. Why XB? Soil your diaper?

  243. Dream of Helen Thomas?

  244. Holy Crapola! The front approaching us looks like Armageddon!

  245. I kept getting cold, and when I finally started warming up, the maintenance guys started cutting concrete right outside. Louder than hell.

    ALL I WANT IS A NICE LITTLE AFTERNOON NAP!

  246. Yep. Yer fucked, Old timer.

  247. Understood, XB. I was trying to take a little nap this afternoon, had FINALLY dozed off, when the phone rang. I awoke with a startle, ran upstairs to answer the phone and learned it was another of those damn automated political calls.

    I HAVE ALREADY VOTED SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

    Besides, does anyone really change their mind or pick a candidate because an autotron called them? Other than the hands out class, of course.

  248. Run, MCPO, run!!!

    http://is.gd/gl3Mb

  249. Whaaaaa?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af-3Q0L5cMw

  250. It was nice knowing you, MCPO:

    http://tinyurl.com/3xoyosl

  251. It mostly missed me. I squeaked by through a small break in the bad stuff.

    YEA ME.

    But, here in Michigan it really did very little damage.

  252. Perhaps God figured we here in Michigan had been through enough?

  253. All we got was rain and very little wind. I knew it was bullsit.

  254. Heh
    The Police found a body this morning in Tampa. Police were looking for a guy driving a silver camaro. Meanwhile in St Petersburg, police see a silver camaro fishtailing around a corner, and give chase. Guy wrecks into a house and bursts into flame. The car with his heavily charred body is on its way to the crime lab.

    They think the guy killed his GF and hopefully died in a fire.

  255. Yeah, Car in, what with being stuck in Michigan.

  256. We are having really hot weather here. That storm is pulling up hot humid weather from the tropics

  257. Headline on MSN home page just now:

    “Midwest hit by ‘huge wind machine’
    Likely twisters reported; 300 O’Hare flights canceled in what could be worst Illinois storm in 70 years.”

    Wrong again, pilgrim – the worst Illinois storm in 70 years is a-comin’ a week from today. You’ve been warned…..

  258. It’s global warming. We’re all gonna die.

  259. If I gotta die, I wanna take a fucking snail darter with me.

  260. Aggie – What are you wearing – RIGHT NOW!

    Hoary clap, I can’t believe I missed this.

    I’m wearing latex, in Brad’s honor.

  261. If I gotta die, I wanna take a fucking snail darter delta smelt with me.

    FT For those farmers in the Central Valley.

  262. Nah, MCPO.

    I hate vegetables.

  263. “I knew it was bullsit.”

    Did you buy bread Hotspur? You were supposed to go out and buy bread.

  264. Latex?

    **ears perk up in a very Pupsteresque manner**

    Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Aggie!

  265. This is a pretty cool animal that I have never heard of before.

    Educational and safe for the kids! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygh1-ul6E94

  266. Yeah, yeah, great octopus, but I want to hear more about Aggie’s latex.

  267. Hey Brad, I wearing…….wait for it……….cotton!

    (in the form of a sweatshirt)

    (and yoga pants)

    Don’t get too excited!

  268. Lips, cotton is fine.

    I mean, you’re wearing a latex thong underneath, right?

  269. Actually, since I’m wearing cotton sweat pants, and a cotton shirt, (and no, not a latex thong) I really shouldn’t bitch.

  270. I’m wearing cotton lounge pants and a tee-shirt. But under that, I’m completely nekkid!

  271. Latex in red and black 😉

  272. I’m wearing leather….

    Sandals.

  273. How. Great spirit make big wind.

    Much leafs and branches fly.

  274. Leather sandals and sweat pants. At least you are comfy.

  275. Lips, I’m delighted to get all gussied up in fancy clothes for the right occasion. Sitting on my ass and saying stupid stuff here ain’t it.

  276. So hey Aggatha, what exciting plans do you have for tonight?

    http://tinyurl.com/2a9rj8q

  277. I hab no choos on.

  278. Well, after that gif, I now have a plan for my evening, Pupster.

  279. You don’t need shoes where you’re going old man.

    http://tinyurl.com/2calbsh

  280. I cut my hair and my shirt is all itchy, so…I am topless.

  281. This is turning into an “I’m too sexy for my….” thread.

  282. Pupster – That cannot be me. . . I wouldn’t be caught dead (heh!) wearing white socks with khaki trousers!

  283. OK, I’m gonna try to take another nap.

  284. Black socks? MCPO

  285. You going to bed Xbrad? Here…take this with you.

    http://tinyurl.com/37g4f3l

  286. Vmax- Khaki or navy blue, depending on the shoes.

  287. I just bought Stanley’s book, and Livingston’s book, and Shackelton’s expedition, and Cooks south pole.

    For Nada, Zip, Zero. Free!

  288. Vmax – Kindle or iPad?

  289. Look at me, sitting here, when there is some art to be made 🙂

    See y’all later!

  290. Kindel Master Chief

  291. This is another fine Wiserbud dating tip http://i.imgur.com/BAdzB.jpg

  292. I guess not Dick

  293. You can, Dick. You can put up a new poat!

  294. Can’t anybody stop this thread from sucking?

    http://tinyurl.com/37b4lbc

  295. Tried to create, but the muse is silent. Or drunk.

    Can’t anybody stop this thread from sucking?

    Hey, we tried going topless, but it didn’t work.

  296. Shit, Muse is drinking, but I’m not?? WTF??

    *runs to liquor cabinet*

  297. Hi Aggy!
    Drink Vodka shots, or your favorite alcohol.

    I am drinking Whiskey tomorrow. No work for me.

  298. Hey, we tried going topless, but it didn’t work.

    Como??

  299. Yeah, Chief, we were all topless earlier. You didn’t see the Ustream?

  300. I don’t want to either

    Whatever.

  301. I’m off to do some family time. L8r, h8rs!

  302. This is for LIpstick. Nobody else click.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOuTr0BXb4

    And this one will make her squeal. Don’t click except Lipstick.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb8A9UBXYF0&feature=fvw

  303. Well, since I wore latex in Brad’s honor, I’m drinking tequila in Dick’s honor.

    I guess MCPO missed the show, eh?

  304. Vodka shots!

    Calling it a night.

  305. PA!

    Sorry to hear about the niece.

  306. …………..crickets…………….

  307. Question for the hostagettes and xbrad:

    My wife is in the next room watching Glee. While I can’t actually see the picture, the sound is leaking out and into my ears. When I wake up in the morning will I be full blown gay or just….ya know……curious?

  308. Gah…I despise those shows. Cut your ears off, PG.

  309. My wife is in the next room watching Glee. While I can’t actually see the picture, the sound is leaking out and into my ears. When I wake up in the morning will I be full blown gay or just….ya know……curious?

    hahaha. Same situation here. So…whatcha wearin’ right now?

  310. PattyAnn!! *squeeeeee

    I want to give you such a huge hug right now!

  311. Come on, Aggie! We’ll do shots and see whose clothes stay on the longest.

    Dude, you would win after I took the first shot.

    No video.

  312. No point, just a sad fact, Dick. Just as long as it make you happy 😀

  313. They’re singing some old Rocky Whore Picture Show tunes at the moment. I feel my immune system diminishing as I poat. I may have fungus growth in the back of my throat by tomorrow.

  314. Did anybody hit anybody else with a poleaxe today?

  315. It was nice knowing you, PG.

    Via con Dios.

  316. So…whatcha wearin’ right now?

    twenty year old gym shorts and a ten year old golfing shirt.

    about as unfabulous as it gets.

    Fuck…….she just changed over to Dancing with the Stars. I may have to go jack off my dog.

  317. Howdy, Sean!

    Damn your hide, PG. I just spewed tequila.

  318. Hell I survived two teenage daughters and 5 years of “Project Runway” blaring through the house.

    Punch yourself in the nads Jose. You’ll be ok. Pain don’t hurt.

  319. **faces Bexar county……take a long sweeping bow**

  320. **faces Bell county……scratches nuts**

  321. Hey, Ags. How’s tricks?

  322. Crap, I meant “Vaya con Dios”

  323. Look man, you can’t take the shit, go jack off the dog.

    (that was funny by the way).

    Living with chicks is complicated.

    Course, it’s less complicated for me now with 2 of em gone.

  324. Cheer up, pg, you can join Team Sparkly Bears:

    When Conan O’Brien banters with Andy Richter, is that gay? When Starsky saves Hutch’s hide in a shootout, is that gay? When George Michael has sex with some dude in a men’s room, is that gay?

  325. Thank you, Scott. Still no word on what happened.

    Lips, I knew you’d like that ! The first comment had me belly laughing: “David Cassidy and Bobby Sherman on the same show is just too much hotness. That could cause a nuclear meltdown. We need to evacuate the area immediately.”

  326. Hey, Ags. How’s tricks?

    Well, you missed the latex, toplessness, the woodchipper, a white socks and khakis, and you are just in time to watch PG jack off his dog.

    It has been a pretty good day.

  327. Yeah Dave, I got two of mine gone also. It hasn’t changed what comes across the TeeVee though. Maybe a little less vh1 and mtv these days, for which I’m mucho grateful. I think Ima walk in there and flip over to Boise State and whoever they are making their bitch tomight. I may get cut.

  328. Anybody got any Johnson’s baby oil? My dog is a bit picky.

  329. PattyAnn, I must have missed some bad news. No need to rehash, but will send prayers your way.

  330. Speaking of which, what the fuck is so important in Idaho on Saturday that they gotta play football on a Tuesday night? Halloween?

    I can’t wait for the BSU/TCU championship snoozefest.

  331. Well, you missed the latex, toplessness, the woodchipper, a white socks and khakis, and you are just in time to watch PG jack off his dog.

    It has been a pretty good day.

    Well, it sounds like it was a good day, but it’s about to veer straight into hell.

    Man, am I thankful that Riley doesn’t know how to read.

  332. Thanks, Aggie. Appreciated. I’ll post again when I have answers.

    Also, I snorted coffee out my nose with this: “and you are just in time to watch PG jack off his dog.

    It has been a pretty good day.”

  333. Lipstick ♥ PattyAnn

  334. Ooooh, sorry, PattyAnn. Blame PG. He brought it up 😀

  335. Fuck…….she just changed over to Dancing with the Stars.

    It’s like you live in my house. Dave, you know I been there and done that too…

    *sings in bass voice* Nobody knows the estrogen I’ve seen…

  336. It’s like you live in my house. Dave, you know I been there and done that too…

    Get out of the house, Brew! The comments are coming from the attic!

  337. PattyAnn ♥ Lipstick

  338. Huh, the stump is on fire…….how the hell did that happen?

  339. Yo dick, you ever thought about doing BBF? That youngster was actually smaller than the car she was sitting on.

  340. Lips! Scott has Bobby Sherman and David Cassidy under his porch!

  341. Huh, the stump is on fire…….how the hell did that happen?

    Well ya see….when the boy human spots the attractive girl human, a rush of blood automatically floods the groinal area engorging and inflaming the stump…….

  342. I can’t wait for the BSU/TCU championship snoozefest.

    Can’t wait for Texas to endure the ignominy of an Alamo Bowl berth. I’m gonna watch that game, just because Michigan has been stuck there a few times and I want to watch Texas pretend like they are honored to be there.

  343. Nice….headlights, Dick.

  344. I don’t want to start a flame war on here or anything, since wiserbud’s not here, but I’ve sent about $50k to Baylor University over the past 3.5 years. The least they could do would be to bus down to Austin Saturday morning and kick the shit out of those underachievers down there for me.

  345. Living with chicks is complicated.

    God should have made us so that we can sprout like potatoes, instead of needing an opposite sex to reproduce.

  346. You don’t like UT, Michael?

  347. New post.

  348. >> Huh, the stump is on fire…….how the hell did that happen?

    That used to happen to our drummers a lot. No idea why.

    Michael, I’m just waitin for game one tomorrow night. Cowboys and Longhorns got some serious work to do.

  349. You don’t like UT, Michael?

    Actually, I like UT.

    I just don’t like Dave.

  350. Darn…I was going to make a Michael Fan Club….. 😉


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