Let’s say you are not as desperate as Xbrad. Let’s say you are straight, unlike Xbrad. Let’s say you actually know a woman who is not a hooker, unlike Xbrad.
Perhaps she’s even a woman who looks something like this:
Now let’s say you would like to date the woman.
1) If you are lucky enough to get a woman’s number, wait at least one day before calling her.
2) If, by some miracle, she agrees to go out with you, do not drink more than she does while on the date.
3) If you are the nervous type, do everything in your power to avoid puking on her shoes when you pick her up.
4) Pay for dinner on the first date. After that, you make the call.
5) If, by some miracle, she invites you back to her place after that date, do not expect to get lucky.
6) If, by some miracle, you DO get lucky, do not leave money on her nightstand when you leave.
7) If she insists on yo leaving money on the night stand, do not suggest taking her home to meet your mom.
I’m sure the rest of you have some additional ideas that you would be willing to share.
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