Ya want something done, you gotta do it yourself. Here. Palate cleanser for the men.
Wiserbud.
Hey, where has Phat been hiding?
I think Dick wrote this one.
And I saw Pupster yesterday.
I’ll get you my pretties. Bwahahahahahaha!
Fresh pot of coffee is on. Y’all have a good day.
*
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October 23, 2010
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“that government should do for the people what they cannot do better for themselves.”
Obama, supposedly quoting Abe Lincoln.
Googling the shit out of it but can’t find the original Lincoln quote.
Try looking in “Things Lincoln Said, Vol 3”
Excellent Roamy.
*awards poat 6 nobels and a Pulitzer.
Read this Laura: http://is.gd/geive
And Good Morning!
Read this Laura: http://is.gd/geive
TAKE THIS, CYN. I READ IT too.
Whatta ya gonna do now?
*gives Car in a hug and a cookie*
HAHA!
YOU ITCH. you know I’m on South Beach.
Gaa.
But, it’s rude to not accept a cookie.
If I gain anything, it’s on your conscience.
I got yer back, Car in
Some days Carin is just mean.
It’s a SoBe cookie. Totally guilt-free.
Family gathering went ok last night, except my dad scheduled everything around the ONE hour my brother could give up for the occasion.
So, dinner was served when i had to drive my kids somewhere. So I clean the house, etc, prepare …
And then miss dinner.
Nice, huh?
But my Aunt and Uncle are just the greatest, so just hanging with them (while my brother and his evil were mostly not there) was cool.
Some days Carin is just mean.
I’m not mean. I’m feisty.
AND, hotspur, how come Cyn’s not “mean” for tempting me?
Ha. I see Bill Clinton is coming to Detroit to help Virg Bernero.
Working hard on that Detroit vote.
They’re appearing at Renaissance High School …. which is totally ghetto. I mean, the school is one of their “magnet” schools, but not in a good neighborhood.
Should be … “interesting” ….
Just read that woman who taunted the little girl with Huntington’s disease got her kids taken away. Karma Baby
I’m gaining weight again and I feel great, ha ha.
Always feel so much better when I get a little unfashionably plumpy. I think I kind of like myself this way even if the mirror doesn’t.
Cyn, I found that earlier but it’s not conclusive. If it is so, though, it means that once again he has twisted the meaning of a historical reference to precisely its opposite (like the idiotic “Islam has always been with us” / Barbary Wars thing).
You are a good daughter Car in {{Hugs}}
Laura, I have no doubt that he twisted teh quote of Lincoln. It would have popped on any of the search engines right away if it could be attributed to Abe. I’ve come to expect that he will make up shit, but still I am amazed that more in the media don’t point out the errors. Obviously they’re still swallowing.
AND, hotspur, how come Cyn’s not “mean” for tempting me?
Cuz she rubbed her bewbs on me in Connecticut.
TAKE THIS, CYN. I READ IT too.
Whatta ya gonna do now?
LauraW, Cyn, Ca rin… http://tinyurl.com/2dtebpr
(If you are low on bandwidth, I explain it to you, Ca Rin.)
Also, I dreamed about all three of you ladies last night:
http://tinyurl.com/37mg8ej
Hi Pupster.
Also, I dreamed about all three of you ladies last night:
http://tinyurl.com/37mg8ej
HAHAHA!
L to R
Romster, Pup
R to L?
bewbs
Is there nothing they cannot do? Heh.
The pic above, Pupster, was part of a demotivator that said, “Cool Dog. Like the Fonz. Except a dog.” I would have left it, but “except” was misspelled. I love the “hey, baby” look.
So Carin, are you done with the family visit, or are they there all weekend?
Yeah, ‘cool dog’ was a minor meme for a while. Goes great with patient picnic bear.
http://tinyurl.com/29cdfdp
“that government should do for the people what they cannot do better for themselves.”
Obama, still under the delusion that if he repeats something enough times, people will actually start to believe it.
FTFY (still can’t figure out how to get the bells and whistles to work on my editing……)
Get up off your ass and dance with me.
Moarnin’ hotspur.
Violated any building codes today?
What the copulation is this excretion?
Sounds too much like the Batman theme.
So Carin, are you done with the family visit, or are they there all weekend?
No, just last night, unfortunately. I lurv them. They flew up so they could fly back down with my grandpa’s widow.
Short little visit, and they’ve got lotsa friends up here, so they have to dole out the time carefully.
To be a little of topic.. Does anybody but me think the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill thing was dragged up juuuust before the Juan Williams thing? I think this was OUR Oct. surprise and it was masterfully handled. I would like to think our side is that smart..
But, it is hard sometimes.. but, remember Ginny Thomas is a founder of the “Grizzly” Tea Partiers and is with the Heritage Foundation. Did they get the wind of the Juan William’s thing just in time? Did Fox have that contract ready? If it was planned, man, that was smooth! Pre-stress the system before the blast, to control the explosion- simple political engineering done very well.
I always behave myself, Pups.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yRdDnrB5kM
Oh yeah.. Howdy fuckers!
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves in their separate, and individual capacities. In all that the people can individually do as well for themselves, government ought not to interfere.”
This is the full quote from Lincoln, Laura. It basically states the opposite of what Obama intended.
Maybe it’s just me, but there appears to be something SERIOUSLY wrong (healthwise) with Mr. Obama:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/10/22/obama_finally_says_endowed_by_their_creator.html
I don’t like the man’s policies, but I sure as heck don’t want him to become a martyr for “The Cause”……
Sounds too much like the Batman theme.
You blasphemer!!!! Take that back. Tose were the predecessors to Booker T. and the MGs.
Best instrumental evah!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q&feature=related
Violated any building codes today?
No I’m drawing a foundation plan. We’ll start violating the code when we leave the rebar out of the footings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQwVB67bJSQ
“Rebar out of the footings” sounds dirty..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-by5e4saI
I KNEW IT!!
Thanks MJ!
I just posted on it at AOS.
Fastest. Update. Ever.
Nice pick, Roamy. I think I read somewhere once that JLL married his fourteen year old cousin.
That dude could rock.
Though if we’re going to stay with instrumentals…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0jy1H5qTo
Leave the rebar out up here and that crap will be powder in about 5 years.
Another nice pick, Roamy. I had every Ventures album they ever put out.
But here is the quintessentiual surf instrumental. Never one better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmI6fAPUSk&feature
Hotspur – Do you use the old wooden forms or the new insulated ones? A pal of mine had his foundation pre-formed off-site and craned in (new construction). Interesting job.
Hotspur, she was 13!
Also, Mickey Gilley and Jimmy Swaggart are his cousins.
Hotspur – Do you use the old wooden forms or the new insulated ones? A pal of mine had his foundation pre-formed off-site and craned in (new construction). Interesting job.
I still insist on block. It’s almost impossible to keep poured concrete straight enough to suit my standards. I’m sorta picky.
Hotspur, do you have the Ventures’ Christmas album? “Sleigh Ride” done Ventures-style is awesome!
Here’s the number two surf instrumental of all time with some awesome surfing video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omG-hZfN6zk&feature
I remember taking a class in college called “Prestressed Concrete” – I got the impression it was a relatively new technology back then (1982), but I could be mistaken. My guess is that most houses don’t have this done because it still isn’t cost-effective. As I recall, however, “pre-stressing” the concrete – that is, stretching the rebar in place, then pouring the concrete – actually makes the whole assembly much stronger and less likely to crack later on.
Don’t quote me on that, though – I never finished my Civil Engineering degree; I know just enough to make me a danger to others…..
The Amish around here use block, exclusively. The new sytrofoam insulated block forms (with inserts to hold the rebar) look interesting. The give a R value of 28 and are marked for studs/straps too.
Hotspur, do you have the Ventures’ Christmas album? “Sleigh Ride” done Ventures-style is awesome!
Yes, of course I do. But all of my vinyl is in boxes and in storage. I want my great grand kids to see something really cool when I’m gone.
I remember taking a class in college called “Prestressed Concrete” – I got the impression it was a relatively new technology back then (1982), but I could be mistaken. My guess is that most houses don’t have this done because it still isn’t cost-effective. As I recall, however, “pre-stressing” the concrete – that is, stretching the rebar in place, then pouring the concrete – actually makes the whole assembly much stronger and less likely to crack later on.
It actually dates back much further. Some of the early systems were a failure though.
It’s not cost effective for single family residential, although we have used it especially on garages that have basement space below.
Those insulated forms must be what they used on the 2 houses that went in across the street – I had never seen a foundation poured like that before. Of course, we live in a historic neighborhood, so most of the houses around here don’t even HAVE a slab foundation – they’re all pier and beam……
The new sytrofoam insulated block forms (with inserts to hold the rebar) look interesting. The give a R value of 28 and are marked for studs/straps too.
I’ve seen them, Chief, but I have a very fundamental disagreement about insulating basements. The code officials can kiss my ass. Sanctimonious douche nozzles.
Hotspur, did you ever see “That Thing You Do!” ? Good soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF5UiuIvW2I
Hotspur, did you ever see “That Thing You Do!” ?
No, but i just put it into my Netflix queua.
😉
queue
HS, I remember thinking then that it would be kind of hard to do prestressing on a large scale, just because each foundation is necessarily unique. I got the impression they use it mostly for modular “panels”, and I can see where it would be good in a garage situation – most of those are simple squares/rectangles.
When we were in college, some new dorms went up that were called “Modular” – I think they may have used prestressed concrete in those (it was before the insulated wall panels that some houses use now). Those suckers went up fast! My little sister was one of the first occupants of those dorms, and now Daughter #2 is in one of those same dorms 25 years later. They’ve held up pretty well!
you make me feel like I’m losing my mind…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJZQzUuN7Eo
TiFW, we use it a lot in commercial construction – mid rise residential, office, institutional, etc.
It has the advantage of being very fast. The planks are made off site while the earthwork and foundation aare being worked one. Then they show up and voila! – on to the next floor.
Excellent sound attenuating properties, plus fire separation.
My heroes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1LiKpv-VfE
I wasn’t into Motown music, but I sure loved the California beach scene.
Sending this one out to Carin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsle8Y-fc4M&NR=1
This is another one from the “That Thing You Do!” soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCg0ES5ypI8
It gets cranked UP when the kids aren’t in the car.
Sending this one out to Rocket Chick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGhxayGDa5Q
Cool, thanks, Hotspur.
I should go try to get something accomplished today. Sigh.
Sean Bielat on FOX – Chris Wallace interviewing him right now!
I just told Mrs. Pupster to fetch me a sammich and a juice box.
She just laughed and laughed and laughed. http://tinyurl.com/2cbacnj
Yesterday was our 17th Anniversary.
We are going out to dinner here: http://tinyurl.com/24oat9b
Grandma bailed on us so the boys are coming along too.
How old are your kids, Pupster?
15 and 13. Old enough to stay home alone, but not necessarily to be trusted to do so for extended periods of time.
Neither have ever seen a Japanese Steak House, so it should be interesting.
I was thinking about it yesterday, I don’t think I ever ate Chinese food until I was 14 years old or so.
Just remind the kids to keep their hands to themselves or they might lose a finger.
My son is 14. He surprised the heck out of me when we met catman and catwoman for lunch, and he didn’t finish what he ordered.
I know what you mean about home alone. I don’t mind leaving my son home alone, but putting him in charge of his sister? Not for too long.
21 nothing, OSU over Purdue 30 seconds into the 2nd Quarter.
*shakes fist at Brewfan*
Hi B-rad. Romey and me are slacking today, hows by you?
I’m downloading last nights epidsode of Bluebloods, and an episode or two of Seven Days, and then I’ve got some chores to do later.
Time to pull the sunscreens off the windows, and wash the inside and out.
Surprisingly, no midget porn has been downloaded this morning.
I’m on chapter 19 of Dick’s book, BTW. Nobody give up any spoilers.
Or I’ll cut you.
Hey, I got laundry and the dishwasher going. Not total slack.
Both my boys are really picky about what they eat, oldest is just now starting to experiment with different flavors and sauces. He used to not eat anything that was ‘wet’ with sauce or juices.
Youngest doesn’t eat meat, and doesn’t like much of anything else that’s not chocolate flavored and/or covered.
I’ll be drinking this: http://tinyurl.com/ygrkacu and not particularly giving a shit if they eat or not. Easier that way.
XBrad, I will repeat what ChrisP said. Before you start chapter 52, get up, stretch, take a leak, and get a drink.
Well, while the laundry and dishwasher are going, you’ve got time to make me a sammich.
“that government should do for the people what they cannot do better for themselves.”
“that government should do for me, what I don’t want to to do for myself”
Things my sister says.
Heads up brad.
http://tinyurl.com/3xv5nm5
Try to stop voter fraud, get hit with a SLAPP
http://tinyurl.com/39mbw93
My son didn’t try or drink orange juice until he was twelve. Him and his sister have never even tried chicken noodle soup. But they will and have always eaten broccoli.
Huh.
“that government should do for the people what they cannot do better for themselves.”
Obama, supposedly quoting Abe Lincoln.
Googling the shit out of it but can’t find the original Lincoln quote.
Lauraw, this isn’t a surprise. We’re talking about the same guy who has to edit when he quotes the Declaration of Independence so he doesn’t accidentally admit out loud that his government-centered view of government gets it totally and completely wrong.
MJ: Please give me a citation for the quote.
Pupster, my kids aren’t very picky. Son won’t eat cooked carrots, and neither will eat onion, but they’ve tried a lot of different cuisines. Daughter will eat eel sushi, and I won’t.
XBrad, ham or turkey? I got cheddar cheese and some interesting spicy mustard made by nuns.
http://www.monasterymustard.com/mustard_shop/
I bought the deli original, the garlic dill, and the heavenly honey. The honey is better as a sauce for chicken than on a sammich, but the other two are very good.
Hi beanesises. How are you doing today?
http://tinyurl.com/yzkuyd8
I’ll be drinking this: http://tinyurl.com/ygrkacu and not particularly giving a shit if they eat or not. Easier that way.
Kids are staying home, wife’s in Egypt, and I’ve got a designated driver, so I’m heading here this afternoon. If my luck holds, I’ll be having a couple of half yards of this. Best part is – it’s an early birthday celebration, so I’m not buying.
Cheddar and ham. Easy on the spicy mustard. Got any rye bread?
Good morning sphincters!
XBrad, I’ll ask MCPO if he has some to spare, but I won’t tell him it’s for you.
PJM, you need to keep your kids under control.
http://tinyurl.com/2e68ytt
Thanks, Roamy.
Morning, PJ. Kill and
childrenchickens last night?haha, I love those pupster.
b-rad, surprisingly all chickens goats and children are alive today.
it’s gonna be a good day
Sounds like fun Geoff. Your boy struck me as a responsible, non-house-burning-down type of fellow. I don’t think your daughter would put up with any crap out of him either.
You dog might need some better supervision though.
Geoff, what day is your B’day?
geoff, I leave Graham to watch the kids now. He’s in 7th grade. I have a BiB.
built in babysitter. It’s great
I’m on chapter 19 of Dick’s book, BTW. Nobody give up any spoilers.
The boy shoots his dog at the end.
Ok boys and gals. I was just checking in. It’s Madeleine’s b-day today so I have to do crap
What could go wrong?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You dog might need some better supervision though.
As long as she doesn’t get into my beer supply, I’m cool with whatever she does.
Geoff, what day is your B’day?
This Thursday.
Hilarious update has bean added to this post.
Hilarious update has bean added to this post.
When you’re slower than Ace, you’re awfully slow.
Nick Searcy, who plays the Major General in that ad, was also on 7 Days.
7 Days starred Jonathan LaPaglia, who, believe it or not, is a Dr. of medicine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_LaPaglia
Let me know if I suck.
You suck.
Also, important message for xbrad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssC77hapv0g
Dick, the story is good, but you need an editor.
**puts Rosetta on the “give them crappy candy when they come trick or treating” list**
**puts Dick on Rosetta’s “special emails” list**
gross
The next hour is gonna suck
And blow.
Stay the hell away from Dorothy, and be safe.
Dick, be sure to stand by as many windows as possible.
I’m pretty sure that’s what you’re supposed to do in a tornado.
Hey, Notre Dame, BITE ME! You Obama (most pro abortion senator/president ever) loving hypocrites!!! I love it when you lose the one thing you care about…..football.
Go Navy!!
Time to do my chores.
Plus, it just doesn’t seem right sitting here waiting for Dick to become a grease stain upon the plains of Texas.
Lazy, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.
http://tinyurl.com/lgc6za
Mare, let’s rassle.
I have decided to educate myself on Indian culture through the sitcom “Outsourced”
pajama momma says:
October 23, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Good morning sphincters!
Hahahahahahaha…..I love pjm’
Rosetta, I’m not clicking on that.
“Lazy, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.”
Looks like it is.
Lazy, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.
As if.
Rosetta, tell us the story of how Dolly left you for xBrad.
This is ball dipping good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syw_Oe8u4eU&feature
Hahahahahaha Scrunts.
Hahahahahahahaha……good one, Hptspur!
Who farted?
Not me. Yet.
Don’t tornadoes just twist your ass? Mine too.
“Not me. Yet.”
Messican for lunch, Lips?
Have the sirens stopped wailing yet, Dick?
Happy Anniversary, Pupster and Mrs. Pupster!
Happy Birthday, Madeleine! (Soooo glad we’re done with the female teenage years…..)
And for all of you degenerates, a blast from the past (1998) from the Onion. Yes, it’s 12 years old, but it is literally timeless. Oh, and it comes with a STRONG language warning (the words aren’t awful, but there are an awful lot of them):
http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-73-percent-of-americans-unable-to-believe-thi,1537/
We’re sitting here enjoying the rain –
It’s very warm and very windy here this afternoon. I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t end up getting some excitement as the afternoon progresses.
I’ll take on your roof with a ball peen hammer for 300 bucks.
I rock.
Iowa. State.
Biggest pain in the ass when I bought my house in Texas … making sure the roof was insurable. Biggest pain in the ass when I sold it …
Off and on, bout 3/4 inch so far.
*grabs the wrist rocket and hits pupster in the nuts with a quarter slice of lead weight.
YeeeeEAAAAH!
http://tinyurl.com/2b347p5
You know what they call a quarter slice of of lead weight in Amsterdam?
http://tinyurl.com/2alcva3
http://tinyurl.com/292b4o5
Nice, Barney: http://bit.ly/d7D1F1
I like the warm-up routine, Dick. Then we get to the serious shit.
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Howdy, y’all!
Wish some of the rain would come this way. We’ve had some clouds look at us threateningly, but not much in the way of rain.
Barney’s total tool who should be drug into the street, stripped of all clothing, and hung from the nearest tree or lamppost.
I don’t want to see Barney Frank nekkid.
So. What did I miss?
Rosie make an appearance?
Or does someone have to bail him out of jail?
I second what Sean said.
Sean, did you have to kill any Zombies today?
I thought I saw some coming though the woods at my house, but it turns out it was just the kids.
Luckily I had relied on rule 1 (cardio) instead of 2(doubletap).
Dick, I’m interested in subscribing to your newsletter.
What is this “guide” of which you speak?
I need to write a guide for men. Not typical pussy men, but men men.
I would buy a ton of those, Dick. Oh, and I will be buying at least six more copies of your book, for Christmas presents 🙂
Sean, did you have to kill any Zombies today?
Not so far, but it’s still just mid-afternoon here on the west coast, so we’ll see.
Do you guys just have the night-time zombies over in CA?
I just don’t “get” the West coast.
Do you guys just have the night-time zombies over in CA?
I just don’t “get” the West coast.
No, we have them during the day, too, but they’re mostly concentrated up in Sacramento.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k
Have you read it yet, Aggie? Oh, and it turns out you are real!!!!!
There was doubt?? And I started reading it, but had to put it on hold while I helped Hubby with his ILE stuff 🙂 I’ll probably finish it off tonight.
NOT looking forward to Chapter 52, AKA, The Ghostwriter’s Folly.
Surely this rain shit is headed to College Station (is that where you are LC?)
Patience, grasshoppah
I’m north of San Antone, Dave, though I did enjoy a wonderful four years in College Station 😉
Sun is shining around these parts.
heh heh heh….
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=307252#c11138977
Cool, just got buzzed by the Thunderbirds.
The Che Che thing never gets old.
Carin, did you see the song I sent to you?
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=307252#c11138977
The return of a classic.
I tried a while back to find the original. Was it as Kos?
can’t wait to see how many people actually get it.
I’m new to that “Che Che” thing. I take it it has been around a while? Because that was pretty funny.
Cuz of this — http://www.wingsoverhouston.com/
What song? What did I miss?
can’t wait to see how many people actually get it.
Wasn’t it from … gosh, 2004 when Bush won re-election?
LOL
You’re one lucky SOB, mesa 🙂
Upthread at 11:57.
How far north, LC? The Mrs. is from around there.
Not too far, Andy. Between New Braunfels and SA.
I tried a while back to find the original. Was it as Kos?
I think so, but I’m not entirely sure.
How is your meeting of “Turd Burglars Anonymous” going, Hostages?
New Braunfels – home of Gruene and Gruene Hall.
Hilarious. There are already people admonishing Che Che for his comment.
Fuckin’ noobs.
Hotspur, meant to ask about the kilt in the PoL. Uniform? It’s my kryptonite 😉
It’s from this, LC.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1648893/posts
Aggie – That ain’t a uniform! This is: http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/4266901087/
This is:
nice porn ‘stash
Wiser – Regulation Aviation Porn ‘stache!
LC, my wife is from Scotland. I surprised her by buying a kilt and paraphernalia for our wedding. She and everyone else knew nothing about it until I walked out of the Sacristy, as she was coming up the aisle.
I’ve worn it many times since. That photo was taken at our daughter’s wedding.
I ventured into the cesspool of Kos to do a search on CheChe.
His poor daughter is just soooo sensitive….. Someone really needs to get her away from this guy before she offs herself:
This is just becoming abusive.
I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and to calmly try to explain the situation, but now you’ve simply become profane.
You may think it’s funny, but I did show my daughter your posting and she found it quite disturbing. She asked me if all Republican’s are like that, and when I explained to her that you probably aren’t a Republican even though you seem to conduct yourself like one, she seemed pretty confused and (yes, again) dejected.
Thanks.
Can I kill and eat my children? I think that I may have made them tough and stgringy though so, it might be a hollow victory.
>> Not too far, Andy. Between New Braunfels and SA.
God’s country. The Mrs. is from Seguin, and I’ve spent a fair bit of time in the San Marcos – New Braunfels Metroplex.
Perhaps I need to cook them like Brisket.. Michael can I have some tips?
I thought Che Che was a goofy commenter, who just cracked me up with his posts about how he held his little daughter and cried in the face of .. us.
LC, we are practically neighbors, except opposite sides of Austin.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hotspur wears dresses…..
I have to go buy a flapper valve now.
My life is, exotic.
DIT ..I thought that was PA’s thing?
>> I have to go buy a flapper valve now.
Amateur. I have at least one in inventory at all times.
Dude, see those hot looking chicks hanging around me?
That’s what happens.
And the one time it actually fits… DIT, did you jiggle the handle? Try jigggling the handle..
Guys who work on crappers are called turd herders around these parts.
Dick, it’s called Regimental. And no. all the women ask. Some even lift it up.
Hahahaha
Talk about screaming.
I thought a “real” Scotsman has nothing but a blue ribbon..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFt14eh8nFg&feature=related
I thought Che Che was a goofy commenter,
Nope, he’s for real. But he hasn’t commented at Kos since 2006. Maybe he had his kid taken away from him and he lost his muse.
There are already people admonishing Che Che for his comment.
I even posted earlier under my own name so anyone who is smart enough to search the hash would know the CheChe comment was a joke.
I know it is the Irish Rovers so don’t bust me on the JD thing.
More liberal tolerance: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-bush-t-shirt,0,7529887.story
I really hate these fascist bastards.
Even tossed a caber or two.
She did?
Cool.
If you want to hear Hotbride’s voice:
She just got her dad’s home movies from when she was in her twenties put on a DVD. Holy shit. I got gyped out of about thirty years of hotness.
I really hate these fascist bastards.
Fucking morons.
It wasn’t even the right Bush!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
The ACLU will be all over that on Monday.
Well, sorry for not replying earlier. Hubby is on my laptop. Grrrrr….
I have to go with Hotspur on this. Kilts are teh sexeh 🙂
Fucking morons.
It wasn’t even the right Bush!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Hell, it wasn’t even a person.
Kilts are teh sexeh 🙂
Amen, Aggie!
This thread needs some old school Commodores.
http://tinyurl.com/28m6766
We just got home from a birthday party.
He’s lighting the stump again.
Do you know why it’s important that he has his own dog, and I have my own dog, instead of sharing? Well, this is why. Non-verbal surrogates.
*goes downstairs to beat Scott’s little red-headed dog with a spatula*
Kilts are teh sexeh 🙂
http://tinyurl.com/2alcva3
Aggie – No love for the uniform of your United States Navy?!
Well if someone hadn’t put it out last time, there wouldn’t be any stump left to burn.
MCPO, THIS Aggie loves a man in uniform – Mrs. MCPO is one lucky lady!
Sorry, MCPO. I was on my phone and was unable to see the link you provided.
And there’s plenty of lurv for Mess Whites. Only thing sexier is the same man halfway out of it 😉
wiser, I knew that was you the moment I saw it. Claaaaasic.
I fucking HATE getting winded just from cooking dinner. Dammit!
He’s lighting the stump again.
http://tinyurl.com/2c5mcr9
Ok, going out for ice cream… see yas!
“Well if someone hadn’t put it out last time, there wouldn’t be any stump left to burn.”
Sorry, Laura, but I agree with Andy on this and stand with Scott.
I thought a “real” Scotsman has nothing but a blue ribbon..
Catman, I used to sing that song at SCA events. Got a request for it the last time I went to the sci-fi convention in Blacksburg.
At the party were people I have known for 20 years, half of them are supporting Blumenthal.
I don’t understand.
Roamy, order a pizza.
You work all week an deserve a break.
Hotspur, too late. General Tso-style chicken, broccoli, and rice. Gonna make the kids clean up.
“Well if someone hadn’t put it out last time, there wouldn’t be any stump left to burn.”
Andy has our house wired! I said that about 10 minutes ago.
Scott – Whoever would vote for someone who lied about being a combat vet is a fucking tool.
>> He’s lighting the stump again.
The autumn leaves, flare by the window
the autumn leaves, of red and gold,
I see your lips, pursed in a frown
the cans of gasoline, are not so old.
Chores are done… for the day at least.
No XBrad’ were killed or set on fire in the completion of these chores.
Tho I did get stabbed by a cactus and attacked by a GIANT FUCKING WASP!!!
>> Andy has our house wired! I said that about 10 minutes ago.
Hahahahaha. Brave man.
At least she has to drive a couple of hours to light me on fire.
Chief, I would be playing those clips 24/7 on Blumenthal’s bullshit. Why are repumblicans such pussies?
Our little ol’ ad now has over 120,000 views on YouTube.
Help a ninja out and give it another watchin’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QbNGnvBR7k
MCPO it’s almost as if lying is expected around here. They hate McMahon because she has money. I don’t get it.
My goal is selling our business, moving to Texas and becoming a pool boy.
Important pool added to this poat.
Hahahaha! A POLL A POLL
In case anyone was wondering where Mr. RFH was while I was cooking dinner, he was vacuuming for me, including the stairs, which I really, really hate doing.
I’m dying laughing here. My “pool” typo happened BEFORE Scott said he wanted to be a pool boy.
Pool! I am there.
I think Scott specifically wants to be PattyAnn’s pool boy.
Did you see this bullshit?: http://libertypundits.net/article/if-obama-needs-all-570-rooms-of-the-taj-mahal-hotel-for-security-maybe-he-needs-a-different-hotel/
WAIT just a doggone minute.
I have a stump.
And Missus DiT is out of town.
…
FLAME ON!
I think Scott specifically wants to be PattyAnn’s pool boy.
Or Cathy’s.
Or Cathy’s.
I’ve already got dibs on that job.
I am going to refer to PA as Mrs. Pool from now on.
I have a stump.
Personally, I thought your artificial leg was amazing!
I think Cathy dibbed Scott. Or touched him or took a bite out of him. You know what I mean.
Here’s what we are watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLif_OuMc0M
PA, did you read my ode to you last night?
http://tinyurl.com/3yxgpok
O-D-E
“Well if someone hadn’t put it out last time, there wouldn’t be any stump left to burn.”
oh no you din’t
The first time he lit it, it was blowing embers across the yard, and it hadn’t rained in a month and a half. Everything was tinder. And this stump is close to the house. Which has a wooden porch, right THERE.
I have not put out his little experiment each time he has done it since it rained.
don’tevenstartwithme
MCPO, we are watching that, too. Kenneth Branagh was perfect casting.
don’tevenstartwithme
I ain’t askered of you; I’m two states away!
I guess “stump” is just a little too close to “hump” for Laura’s taste.
Romy – He cracks me up!!!
the fire of our love is like a burning ember,
smoldering in the porch
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
My porch is like a funeral pyre
C’mon set my stump on fi-ya
C’mon set my stump on fi-ya
*throws a coil of rope, a taser, six cans of whipped cream, scented candles, and a bottle of tequila in bed of truck*
*puts on astronaut diapers and drives to MCPO’s house*
(The rope and taser are for the wife.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y47G-Wa4qfs
Laura – Beer or whiskey? I’ll have a sammich ready for you too!
That punk ass biaytch Laura never drives to California.
**pouts**
The Ohio Players.
funkadelic.
Mount Gay Eclipse, neat, twist of lemon.
I skipped lunch so I’m having 2 Jamesons tonight.
I’ll have about 4 fingers of Early Times late tonight.
MCPO, have you read the books? Gilderoy is based on a real person in J.K. Rowling’s life that bragged on how wonderful he was to anyone who would listen.
Dickless, you haven’t said what you’re doing.
Martini?
okaaaaay.
Pupster, I love that song. Also, you’ll be practically driving by my Mother’s house. Drop the boys off and she’ll make them mac and cheese while you’re on your date.
Dick, I hardly drink anymore. Just a wee drop around bedtime. Not like the old days when drinking started at 4pm and ended somewhere close to 4am.
Romy – Read all of them – twice.
I love this crew. Just because you assholes know how to drink.
Does crystal meth count as drinking?
Just came from my mom’s surprise 75th birthday party. It was attended by the family and many friends.
A glass of red wine, but I’d rather be having a dirty martini with three olives.
*drops the crack pipe and the litter box
whaaaa?
Does 3 shots of Vodka, (‘Cause I only have 3 shot glasses)
Does that count Dick?
Just came from eating ice cream, Dick, so the drinking has to wait for a bit. Though I shall endeavor to make myself a frou-frou drink. Maybe a margarita.
I’m drinking Community coffee.
**tackles Roamy- gives her the “Dirty Martini” with “Three Olives, IYKWIMAITYD”**
Vmax, how are the dogs? And a belated happy birthday to your mom 🙂
3 Kirin with dinner, sober as a church mouse.
Speaking of which, I wonder what Tattoo is doing right now?
http://tinyurl.com/34lw87e
Why thank you Aggie, how thoughtful of you.
*reads Hostage rule book* Aggy is too nice to be a Hostage.
Here is how you do it Aggie
Fuck you Vmax,
why haven’t your dogs eaten you alive yet? and Fuck you, you are so lame that you went to tour mom’s birthday? What a idiot!
Fixed myself a vodka martini.
All night long, or until the booze runs out.
Umm until I pass out?
Haha, vmax. Don’t pay any attention to him, Aggie. vmax is the sweetest male here.
And happy anniversary to Pupsters and happy birthday to vmax Mom.
Pupster, I commented to you upstream. I think it was too late.
Non-verbal surrogates.
That right there was the comedy gold on this thread.
*tips hat in the general direction of Connecticut*
One of these days, I am going to write everything down that belongs in the Hostages handbook.
Here is how you do it Aggie
I just can’t say that stuff!!
*gulps down martini…goes off to make another*
*Pours another 3 shots*
And PattyAnn is the nicest Hostegette ever!
Thanks PA!
http://tinyurl.com/6z8j6d
I am sorry Aggie, just think of something along those lines that you can live with.
BTW
The dogs are well, and haven’t eaten me yet…except for my thumb.
And PattyAnn is the nicest Hostegette ever!
Well, she’s a sweetie, but she’s never made me bacon, and she’s never made me a BLT, so there’s two Hostagettes ahead of her so far…
I’m not competing with any Hostagette. We are all absolutely perfect.
Make sure you keep yourself hydrated Aggster.
http://tinyurl.com/2w5wcoe
I like PattyAnn so much I offered to bear her children.
happy anniversary to Pupsters and happy birthday to vmax Mom
same from me
Finally got the Ohio Players video to load. Stupid Youtube.
Can I hop on that happy anniversary and happy b’day bandwagon?
Thanks Romy!
PA ❤ Brew
Jump away Bradley.
*moves bandwagon*
http://tinyurl.com/yduqg5q
>> Fixed myself a vodka martini.
oh cool.
uploading martini appropriate imagery to youtube.
stay tuned
For Brad:
The least I can do.
For Dave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gXpHfwYFok
Already waaaay ahead of you 🙂
L to R
Romy, Pupster
http://tinyurl.com/33qwbht
I love bacon. Is there anything it can’t do?
I don’t trust it to do my laundry, but outside of that, nope 😀
Bad Pupster
http://tinyurl.com/3abx3s2
wait for it!
*pours another 2 and 1/4 shots*
*dayum kilt the bottle*
Dinner time. I’ll try to come back and keep you buttsniffers from soaping each others fronts.
I’ll try to come back and keep you buttsniffers from soaping each others fronts.
Jealous? 😉
I love bacon. Is there anything it can’t do?
Prepare the Seder dinner?
Pupster, heh.
Poor god damned bottle. never had a chance.
It was Doomed I tell ya
http://tinyurl.com/356sa6v
I’ll try to come back and keep you buttsniffers from soaping each others fronts.
**ponders response**
a. contortionists?
2. you and what army?
viii. at least those get clean?
That’s an evil looking Challenger… Mmm….
The Philly San Fran game is greatness for whoever is not watching.
I’m a hostage to Nickleodeon right now. Who is winning?
Dodge Challenger… My youngest brother had a 1974? Plymouth Barracuda with a Dukes of Hazzard horn. Thought he was hot shit.
2-2 tie, Aggie.
He sported a mullet?
The benches have already been cleared once.
That was fucking stupid.
I drive a 1971 Charger (when I am not driving my 2001 Tundra)
My Bro has a 1972 Challenger. 383. I have a 71 440 Mag. Even though the B body weighs more than the E body 425+ HP beats 385 HP.
But his car is painted by a Riddler award winning painter. My car is un restored.
So as I was sitting in the chair at the barber’s getting the World’s Longest Haircut, watching Itchy and Scratchy escalate with each other because they were bored out of their goards, I thought to myself: “It could be worse. I could be Bwarney Fwanks’ proctologist.”
I now have the can’t miss self-check line of the Century. What could possibly go wrong?
He sported a mullet?
No, thank God for that.
Oldest brother had the Elvis look going for a while, including sideburns.
1974 was the last year for the Ebody. It depends on the engine in it. The 360 was a large block whimp. The 340 was a small block haul ass motor. The 318 was the econo V8
My 440 4bbl was actually a 426 cross ram wedge.
Wow
I had the 318 in my 72 Plymouth Satelite.
I used to beat my freind off the line. He had the 340 Roadrunner. Same car, different nameplate, bigger engine and insurance bill. He ate me up in the straightaway.
Vmax, he got enough speeding tickets for the insurance company to drop him and for my grandfather to take the keys and sell it. It did haul ass.
Note to self— Be careful what you write here.
Poor b-rad, missing that low-hanging fruit.
My dream car is the one in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpXArn3hII&ob=av2e
Note to self— Be careful what you write here.
Aw, that’s no fun.
“He ate me up”
Not judging.
>> My dream car is the one in this video.
The Nova?
My dad bought a 70 Satellite AKA road runner 318. But the 318 was still a wimpy motor. The 318 2 bbl was much whimpier than the 318 4bbl.
The 340 was the small block to beat.
In 71 the 440 mag was the motor to beat.
My car was a production/ show car.
Serial no #2
It was a prototype.
Was the 318 a 4bbl BiW?
Aw, that’s no fun.
Don’t worry. I tend to forget my notes-to-self as I drink.
*fixes another drink*
Always wanted one of these, myself: http://bit.ly/aynDBW
BC (before children), I used to build airplane and car models. I hope I still have that T-bird in a box in the basement somewhere.
No way Roamy. That thing was probably on the receiving end of an M-80 long ago.
Andy, you should visit the Corvette Museum, up the road in Bowling Green.
I’ll have one of these, please. . .
http://tinyurl.com/2vzzwb9
That’s pretty fancy, MCPO.
My buddy in High School took his Dad’s 70 Cadillac 472, and sunk $5000 in it.
It still did not run any faster.
No one wants a fast caddy!
Gawd…teenagers are having a rather loud party in the house behind mine and over one. Damn freakin’ loud crappy music, too.
May have to call the cops soon.
I’ll have one of these, please. . .
http://tinyurl.com/2vzzwb9
Nope. You’ll have one of these instead:
http://tinyurl.com/fjymm
Shake ’em down for booze Aggie.
MJ, at least AC/DC is on right now. I may call after.
And I already tried.
My buddy in High School took his Dad’s 70 Cadillac 472, and sunk $5000 in it.
It still did not run any faster.
No one wants a fast caddy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkv8e6aUcxc
And now Def Leppard… Pour Some Sugar on Me
That follows Shook Me All Night Long
I sense a pattern.
Was that Hugo Chaves playing the blues Sean?
“No one wants a fast caddy!”
I always tell people I’m like a Cadillac – built for comfort, not for speed……
Hey, anyone know where Sohos and hubby are staying this weekend for their anniversary? Any of you degenerates wanna make a prank call – you know, make sure they know what they’re doing or sumpin’?
Yeah, I’m mean like that…..
Well… Well… Well… If it isn’t The Hostages. It’s me Jason, AKA Ed Gruberman. Looks like a busy little blog ya got here. Good work kids, keep it up.
Teenagers listen to that? I thought all kids listened to rap, which would be much, much worse for you.
Usually no basements in Alabama, either, but we are on the side of a hill. All the homes built in a former cotton field are SOL.
fuck basements.
unless there’s an F5 in the hood.
Hey ed, LTNS
IMPORTANT NEWS!
I saw the movie, Secretariat, this afternoon. It was outstanding. Take your whole family.
And now back to the football games I’m trying to follow.
fin.
I’ve lived in tornado alley for over 20 years. A house without a basement will never darken my door.
It has been rap, MJ. Those two were palate cleansers for the adult chaperones, is my guess.
And….back to rap. Fuckin’ hell.
ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And about that article that Andy linked earlier regarding the Obama’s trip to India – does anyone else find it odd that he is bringing his own chef to make sure he doesn’t get poisoned? Sounds to me like he is cracking up.
And seriously, when did ANY president need almost 900 rooms to accommodate his entourage on a trip? You KNOW if Bush had done that we would never have heard the end of it.
Another version of that article mentioned something about the security that was going to be in place to ensure that snipers and/or missiles couldn’t take him out, and it sounded like it was going to be a real headache for the locals to get around while Bamster is there.
I’m sure the natives are just gonna LOVE us after this……
Was that Hugo Chaves playing the blues Sean?
Howlin’ Wolf, Vman.
I always tell people I’m like a Cadillac – built for comfort, not for speed……
See the above video.
does anyone else find it odd that he is bringing his own chef to make sure he doesn’t get poisoned? Sounds to me like he is cracking up.
And people thought Nixon was paranoid. He makes Nixon sound stable.
*makes note to take Dick’s advice*
*minxies a martooni or something
*minxies a martooni or something
*shakes for Dave*
Sean, didn’t even see that video – love it! I never knew it was a song; I read that quote from some blues singer (B.B. King, maybe?), and shamelessly stole it.
The reason we don’t have basements in DFW? No hills.
The reason we have so many tornados in DFW? No hills.
Finally, Harry Potter is over, and I can watch baseball. Beisbol been berry berry good to me.
Teresa, you watching the A&M game? Finally, we have a QB worth his salt. Tannehill is subbing for Johnson.
Hey there Hostages! This is Jason, formerly KA Ed Gruberman. Seems like ya got a busy lil blog over here. Glad your still rockin!
Men think their female partners have far more orgasms than they do, research shows
I bet all the men they interviewed also watch MSNBC.
>> *shakes for Dave*
olives?
olives?
Three. Jalapeno stuffed?
OMFG.
I mean, yes, thank you.
Aggie, yeppers – I’m gettin’ lots of kisses tonight. Good thing the teenager is staying with a friend tonight……
Gig ‘Em Ags!
OMFG.
I mean, yes, thank you.
I’m nice like that.
So, I went to an English to Latin translation site to see what possible mottos for BANGLAR U. would look like and came up with these:
EGO accuso Roamy
propinquus vestri meretricis os = Shut your whore mouth
fornicate sal
Wonder what “girthy sturgeon” would come out as?
Is Ed stuck in a time loop? Or have the indians taken over?
>> I’m nice like that.
obrigado
So Aggie, are you wearing your June Cleaver pearls and apron while shaking up this martini?
Who needs California girls when you can have Texas girls instead?
That’s weird, not sure why it posted twice?
propinquus vestri meretricis os = Shut your whore mouth
I vote for that one!!
Hey Jason!
Ed Gruberman being weird.
Whoddathunkit?
I’m gettin’ lots of kisses tonight. Good thing the teenager is staying with a friend tonight……
Tell me about it. The kids are here, but thankfully they are heavy sleepers 😀
And no…I took off the apron. It was a bit restrictive while being
felt upkissed during the game.I am wearing pearls though 😉
propinquus vestri meretricis os = Shut your whore mouth
winner
EGO accuso Roamy
MMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
When do these herp sores go away?
ut operor vomica discedo?
‘Bama was last seen kicking Tennessee in the poon.
Who needs California girls when you can have
TexasSouthern girls instead?fixt
Crap, I meant to say Mare, not Roamy.
Ego accuso Mare
Awwww – poor little Julian Assange can’t find a country that will let him stay. Perhaps the Taliban would accommodate him –
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/24/world/24assange.html?_r=1
First UFC fight tonight — BORING.
Roamy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1pAgypn_Ig
Chilly rain tonight. I just grilled me a tbone.
Which Moses appreciated a lot.
Dinner tonight was a chicken pot pie, and a couple slices of Texas toast.
Moses is a very good dog (unlike Pupster). You should feed him steak more often.
Wow. Ed blew through?
Heard this tonight. First time in 84 years, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhcsWMWZMaQ
It’s been a while. I see you guys and gals are still at it. Good to see. How’s things been over here in the Hostage Zone? PM stopped by mt blog today to say hello so I thought I’d stop in and return the favor.
mesa, do you EVER read your email?
Good to see you, Jason. Hope your life’s 1000% better than the last time I saw you. Looks like it is. 🙂
Nice song, XBrad, thanks.
Much better thank you. That bitch is gone and I’m as happy as can be!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO3ZMdcL8Pc
Hahaha, Dick. I’ll raise you this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4xQ5qwwQoc
The Partrige Family? Really?
Well, Susan Dey was a cutie….
http://tinyurl.com/33cl6ln
Upthread at 11:57.
Well, shit, Hotspur. That’s almost 12 hours ago.
Yur gonna have to link it agin.
“Well if someone hadn’t put it out last time, there wouldn’t be any stump left to burn.”
oh no you din’t
Isn’t there shit you can put on it that will make it go away? I thought there was some sort of chemical you could use.
We’ve got a huge-ass stump. we wanna get some sort of chainsaw-artist to come over and turn into a little bear or something.
As usual, my refresh button just isn’t man enough to take on this epic comments thread. Stop over and see me sometime… http://dontgetbit.wordpress.com for all your Zombie Apocalypse related needs.
Glad to hear that, Jason. When you see PJM, tell her that her blog misses her.
My stump is on fire now.
Don’t judge me.
Did you plug it, Dave? Is it plugged?
ProTip-
Don’t search images for “stump” with safe search turned off….
I shall check your blog out, Jason. That sounds ubercool 🙂
Don’t search images for “stump” with safe search turned off….
Oy!!
WHOOP!!! The party is over!!!
Aggie, are you wearing a latex catsuit right now?
If not, why not?
Aggie, are you wearing a latex catsuit right now?
If not, why not?
No…. have a silk PJ on. Too hot for latex.
We get it on most every night
When that moon gets big and bright. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8
Silk, huh?
**adjusts latex thong**
Whatever.
*where’s the fuckin fire extinguisher?
dammit dammit dammit
**adjusts latex thong**
Ok, that made me smile BIG
AIYEEEE
My stump is on fire now.
Don’t judge me.
Not judging, but I hear antibiotics will clear that up.
Ok, that made me smile BIG
BIG, huh?
Well, I admit, I’m not a stumpy….
On a completely unrelated topic, this gives me a tingly happy:
Well, I admit, I’m not a stumpy….
Not if you have to keep Dolly happy. 😉
Dolly just lies there….
Busty Asian chick, in latex, with librarian glasses and a submachine gun?
I’ve seen worse.
Ohhhhh, niiiiiiice pic of Elle, Sean.
“*where’s the fuckin fire extinguisher?”
LAURAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, no World Series for the Phillies this year.
*sigh
That was a great song year, MCPO
Sorry, MasterChief. Guess you’ll just have to spend that time watching football instead.
Dolly just lies there….
That ungrateful bitch!!
(No, I couldn’t type that with a straight face)
Busty Asian chick, in latex, with librarian glasses and a submachine gun?
I’ve seen worse.
From the stories you’ve told here and in person, you’ve woken up with worse.
Hi, Sean!
Dude, I’ve woken up with much worse, and still thought I was doing OK…
PattyAnn, quit talking to Sean!!!
It’s like crossing the streams!
Sorry, Chief.
GO RANGERS!!!
Hi, Patty Ann. Why don’t we ever talk?
We tried that once. Remember?
Where the hell is everyone?
They’re all out having fun on a Saturday night, right? They left us here…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRLrZ66bwPQ&feature=fvst
Sohos is gone for the weekend celebrating her anniversary. The rest are passed out from all the drinking earlier. That, or putting out stumps and fires.
I’m in mourning and have little to say but, GO RANGERS!!
Wow, Missouri took down Oklahoma.
Shit, now I have the Bay City Rollers singing in my head.
Crap. One of the problems with coming up with good women for Load HEAT is finding enough good pics.
It just popped into my head to look for pics of Nancy Travis, who was smokin’ hawt in “Internal Affairs”
There’s like 3 good pics of her, and a bunch of crap. And not one from Internal Affairs.
Hmm…well, time for this gal to turn in. Y’all have a great evening!
That’s okay, Aggie, I have the Partridge Family in mine.
s-s-s-saturday night!
–The Bay City Rollers
We tried that once. Remember?
Nope. Meth is a hell of a drug.
Lips, I’ve actually been to Bay City.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm6qw_yeo6o
G’nite Snausages!
Ed (Jason)! It’s been months! Good to see that you’re still kickin’.
Sean,
VERY nice! Even if it is an Uzi rather than an MP5.
PattyAnn & Roamy, get well!
Thanks, ChrisP, I am doing better.
I’m running out of funneh long before my downloads are complete…
Well, looks like someone in the neighborhood had a heart attack. Cops and ambulances and fire trucks going apeshit out on Hovely Lane…
>> GO RANGERS!!
From your lips to the bats ears.
Ok, I can’t think of an appropriate metaphor. But yeah, let these guys climb up and take it.
XBrad, fire trucks?
might need to send them to Dave’s house.
XBrad, what are you downloading tonight, farm or granny porn?
Roamy, this is a pretty peaceful town. Any 911 call gets police,fire, and ambulance.
Darwin, you magnificent bastard: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/10/copper-wire-stealing-electrocuted.html
Nah, Roamy. No porn tonight.
All Angie Harmon (which I could certainly fap to if I didn’t have a few terrabytes of regular porn laying around).
I’m in the middle of watching all 13 episodes of Women’s Murder Club.
I do love me some Angie. I just wish she’d make me a BLT.
http://orgasmpoweredcar.ytmnd.com/
Any relation to Mark Harmon?
Well, shit. My last download crapped all over itself. I’m gonna take off for the night. You guys have fun.
Someone kick Mesa in the balls.
I love the Bay City Rollers. Then, again, I’m sitting here staring at the Disco Ball.
Nope, Roamy, no relation.
But both have been pretty fortunate in the looks department.
Lesnar fight is about to start…..
Someone kick Mesa in the balls.
Only if I had a death wish.
Keeping the music going for PattyAnn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IRjl3SWC2U
Good one, Roamy. I’m done for the night. Goodnight, all!
PattyAnn, are you disco dancing this evening?
I am now, Clint!
Good night, PattyAnn, be well.
Wow, Velasquez just destroyed him in the first round.
*Heads toward DJ to request a song.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs
http://is.gd/gf8pn
*Gently takes PattyAnn’s arm and leads her to the dance floor.*
OKAY EVERYONE, STAND BACK ‘CAUSE WE’RE GETTING READY TO GET DOWN OUT HERE!
What I should be looking for is stuff for HHD, but I’m on my son’s computer.
Mesa, did he knock him out?
He beat the living crap out him. Knocked him down a few times and then just pounded on him until they had to stop it.
Lesnar’s face was a mess.
Wow!
What I should be looking for is stuff for HHD, but I’m on my son’s computer.
Your son thanks you.
Just got off the phone with Ember, and she sez she misses everyone but is busy with real life. Ember Jr. is gonna be a ghost for Halloween.
So, the owls got everyone…I’m the only one left…Just try to come and get me, you hooting bastards!
Wakey wakey.
I survived another day of the Zombie apocalypse.
Mornin’
new, faster, sleeker poat.
ses sistemi kiralama bizim işimiz. ses sistemi kiralama istanbul , ses, ışık, sahne ve podyum sistemleri kiralama fiyatlarını bizden alabilirsiniz…