Halloween Then and Now

There was a time, not so long ago, when Halloween brought images of kids dressed as superheroes, or adorable monsters, but these kids grew up, and didn’t let go of Halloween. We went to a Halloween store today, and I realized that I don’t care for what these grown up kids are doing with it. Between the myriad “dress like a slut” costumes, to the very real looking minions of evil and hell, I realized that this is no longer a fun holiday for kids. Hell, I don’t think I’d even want to take the boys in the store I was in today, and I started to wonder why that is. I think maybe we let our inner monsters parade on this holiday now. I think that this is the one time of year we fix a proper face on all the ugliness and horror that surrounds us in our daily lives now, and in many ways it is an unconscious expression of the things we have become desensitized to. I don’t know if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing, and I don’t know if I want to know.

Eziekiel Emmanuel Extolling the Virtues of ObamaReidPelosiCare

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

Please vote on the two costume finalists for Floyd.

A.  Construction Union Thug

B.  Whore

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[UPDATE II: SON OF UPDATE – Rosetta]

For some reason this is fucking hilarious.

Nasty, Vile Rascist Calls Out Obama

Oh.

What did you do this weekend?

Seriously, I hope you didn’t engage in this hippie bullshit…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Camping is a straight-out affront to our ancestors who had NO FUCKING CHOICE but to go camping every night.  Sure, they might be confused by the concept of air conditioning, but I’d bet the ten bucks I still have that they’d fucking get used to it in a hurry.

Camping is for assholes.

Your mom likes this ’cause it’s got class.

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[WORLD’S MOST IMPORTANT UPDATE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME!!!ZOMG!!! – Rosetta]

I am severely technologically retarded as you know so I am going to ask you smart motherfuckers about a laptop problem.

Last year I bought an Alienware M17x laptop through Dell and it’s still under warranty.  I am trying to avoid, at any and all costs, calling Tushar’s brother at Dell Tech Support so I thought maybe one of you could be of some assistance.  Here’s the problem.

When I remove the FUCKING battery while the the AC power cord is plugged in, it runs fine.  It also runs fine on battery power only.  HOWEVER, when the FUCKING battery is in AND the AC power cord is plugged in, not only is it not charging my battery, the laptop doesn’t even recognize that the power cord is even plugged in for fuck’s sake.

I’ve shut down, unplugged it and removed the battery and then re-booted it and that doesn’t help.  I have two questions.

(1) What the fuck is the problem?

(2) Is there any possible way for me to try and fix this without calling BANGLAR BOB IN BHOPAL and spending the next seven years of my life on the phone.

Please help me Obi-Wan Dick Pole, you’re my only hope.

Thank you in advance for any ideas or advice that you leave in the comments for me.

Whoever can help me figure this out, I will send a Ziplock bag of Floyd’s crap to anyone you choose.

New Sean Bielat Ad

Alright, folks. It’s time to put your money where your mouth is.

Did you suffer a decline in the market value of your home over the last 3 years? If you did, Barney Frank is Public Enemy Number One!

Do you understand that kicking the can of inevitabilty down the road saddles your children with a debt that is both unpayable and unconscionable? Of course you do.

Well here’s the opportunity we have before us:

We, Moron Nation, can take out the banking queen. How, you ask? Well, for starters we have a candidate in Sean Bielat (Maj., USMCR):

Sean Bielat

Secondly. We have a model ad campaign:

Well, better than that, actually. We have Ladd Ehlinger, Jr. who did the Dale Peterson ad. He did an interview with Ace and just happens to want to do an ad for Sean. Odd how all this comes together, huh? ;-)

But here’s the deal. Ladd’s ad will cost at least $10,000. I am a max donor to Sean’s campaign – $2,400. We’re a quarter of the way there, but I’m done, thanks to the FEC. This is where you come in.

Donate to Sean here. Oh, and remember Ace’s campaign slogan (which Sean likes, BTW): When he’s not killing terrorists, he’s making robots that kill terrorists!

Let’s Fire Barney Frank!

Countdown to the Best BBF EVAR!!!

Soon, my pretty.  Soon.

Who?

Some guy covers some other guy’s song.

This sort of recursive nothingness is potentially as bad as dividing by zero.

Wiser’s Favorite Artist

So what’s the rule on covering another artist’s song within a live performance of your own song, huh? Huh?!:

Mrs. Andy can’t watch this one:

About a week ’til the Texas meetup, also known as “ATF Should Be a Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Weekend.” (h/t Mrs. Peel)

Kapow! Discuss amongst yourselves.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: [Not lauraw!]