Mourning In America

266 Comments

  1. What the heck is this poop?

  2. looks like the Mothership also posted it.

  3. You are assuming we will lose certain fights, I am not. That’s the difference.
    ———————
    This is a great statement, and very true. I guess the conditions, when they arise, will dictate the best course forward. Until then, we’re all just playing chess.

  4. ‘sup, MCPO. Did you see where I asked you your son was holding up?

  5. looks like the Mothership also posted it.
    ———–
    The, “I promise…That said…” thread was pretty funny as well.

  6. From the last poat:

    One of Obama’s “mandates” from the American people was “get us out of Iraq, it’s a quagmire”
    They were wrong.

    No. Obama misread his “mandate.” The war in Iraq was almost a non-issue during the 2008 election. He should have listened to Bill Clinton- It’s the economy, stupid.

    That’s what I mean by cautioning you not to misread our mandate.

    Trust me, there’s probably not a single goal that you have that I don’t share. But I recognize that even a sea change in the attitude of the electorate is not going to be enough to unwind the current situation in one election cycle.

  7. Dave, you around?

  8. We had to plan first. That’s why.

    No, we would have gotten our asses kicked, that why.

    You gotta win a series of battles to win the war.

  9. Just nuke the whole fucking thing.

  10. Today is a great day. Not that Barney Frank is going to lose butt the fact that there is a rumble of that is excellent.

    Barney, please consider retiring and fucking one dude at a time rather than everyone in the country at once.

  11. So, democrats can bankrupt us in an election cycle and grow the government but fixing it will take several election cycles. I don’t agree. And Iraq was a major issue in the election.

    And anyone who thinks Reagan (if he was President now) wouldn’t be going postal on the debt, government size,union money issue is crazy. That slams America’s strength as much as anything else. He knew what was important for the time.

  12. Just nuke Barney’s vagina.

  13. Rosie, shut the fuck up, you fucking RINO!

  14. Yeah, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were good “battles.”

  15. Yeah, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were good “battles.”

  16. Is today over yet?

  17. How many people are in Frank’s District? I think it’s fairly small. Imagine his power and he’s elected by relatively so few people.

  18. a fellow pig friend lost her one year old pig 2 weeks ago. the 6 year old cagemate was heart broken and died a week later. poor pigs.

    sitting here feeding george. he’s not happy.

    may barney frank fall off a curb.

  19. Not yet, Sohos, but soon.

  20. How many people are in Frank’s District?

    Pretty much the same number as other districts.

  21. Hahahaha

    Mare, WTF?

  22. what mare said. it’s not right that they can do what the fuck they want in less than an election cycle but we can’t correct the sinking ship just as fast? not correct correct but put in place those things that will.

    mare and i are going to run for pres and vp. we’ll make things better and the turd world will wimper in fear.

  23. The problem, beasn, is that you have the MFM on their side. Look how bad they spun Newt shutting down the government.

    If the entitlements start to dry up people will scream bloody murder, and the MFM will feed right into their greed. It works differently for our guys.

  24. Holy Crap, 634,000 are in Frank’s district, and probably less than half vote or are eligible.

    Imagine the damage done by so few voters willing to vote for this douche.

  25. BBiaB.

  26. I rarely have bad days but this has been one. People are acting very strange and making me nervous.

  27. Again, you’re missing the point xbrad.

  28. Politics is the like the market; both are cyclical. Pendulumatic if you will.

    The natural movement of the market is up, with the occasional bear pendulum. The natural political bent of government in this country is conservative, with the occasional “dabbling into” liberalism.

    Both of those are about to about to swing in the right direction and in this case, they are completely related.

    And getting rid of some RINOs will hopefully mean that our side no longer contributes to the bad swing.

    The wonder of this country is that our government needed to be re-made and that is exactly what’s happening. It’s a pretty awesome thing to behold.

  29. Hotmarshmellow, what happened with the comments?

  30. Why a bad day, sohitos?

    If there is someone that I need to disappear, just tell me who.

  31. hotspur,when there isn’t any money left, there isn’t any money left. how will the parasites want the brown shirts to collect?

    make conditions so that job growth explodes and they will have to get off their behinds.

  32. Hotmarshmellow, what happened with the comments?

    ???

  33. Why is my comment duplicated with your avatar?

    Satan?

  34. Rosie, shut the fuck up, you fucking RINO!

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    I’m a CEEFO.

    Conservative, Everyone Else Fuck Off.

  35. “I rarely have bad days but this has been one. People are acting very strange and making me nervous.”

    Satan??

  36. hotspur,when there isn’t any money left, there isn’t any money left.

    I wish that were true. They have choices:

    – Print more and lead us into inflation
    – Tax more and lead us further into depression (yeah depression)

    The dems and RINOs have no problem with either.

  37. You pushed down my HHD for this? WTF?

  38. Pretty much the same number as other districts.

    Hahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/2b7baw

  39. Why is my comment duplicated with your avatar?

    I was agreeing with you.

  40. those may be their choices, neither good, but we have different ones.

  41. Hey rosetta the point was, a small number of people can change lots of policy with their one candidate.

    I know Hotspur, I think it was Satan.

  42. those may be their choices, neither good, but we have different ones.

    Yes, I agree. But we do not have the politicians who will make them.

    McCain
    Graham
    Snowe
    Collins

    There’s four for the dems right there.

  43. I’m a libertarian. I believe in a strong national defense and a profit making U.S. Postal Service, anything else is a waste of the American taxpayer’s money.

  44. It’s just been crap. People are just seriously acting weird. I was on the road almost the entire day. I am hot, tired, in desperate need to a beer. I accidentally drank a carb-filled fricking drink today that was enough carbs for two days. CRAP day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. to a beer= drink a beer

  46. I was driving to the school to pick up my daughter when this song came on the radio.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g6g2mvItp4

    Okay, I’m alone in the car, so I crank it up just shy of vibrating the windows loose and sing along. Near the end of the song, I notice out of the corner of my eye that there’s a car pacing me in the other lane. I look over to see if it’s someone I know waving to me. Nope, it’s two teenage boys, and one is using his cameraphone. Watch for me on Youtube. Fuck it.

  47. Barney, please consider retiring and fucking one dude at a time rather than everyone in the country at once.

    You realize he’s my congressman, right RoSoMoFo?

  48. I’m a ‘get off my lawn’ kind of gal. You don’t work, you don’t eat. You can’t work, there are other agencies than a thieving pirate government to help you.

  49. it’s not right that they can do what the fuck they want in less than an election cycle but we can’t correct the sinking ship just as fast?

    Destruction is always easier and faster than construction.

    It takes seconds to destroy a sand castle that took hours to build. But the people that build are always more motivated than the people that destroy.

    That’s why liberalism and Islam will ultimately lose. They win victories but they won’t win the war.

    They are both on the wrong side of the natural order of things.

  50. My congress people:

    Carl Levin
    Debbie Stabenow
    John Dingle

  51. But rosetta, they need a serious ass kicking on top of losing. Physical ass kicking. Wanna tag team? I’ll be the flying midget.

  52. The natural political bent of government in this country is conservative, with the occasional “dabbling into” liberalism.

    WRONG!

    From the New Deal to now, the natural bent of government is towards bigger government with occasional bouts of restraint.

  53. Look what the MFM did to Chritine O’Donnell in just 48 hours. They spen more time giving her an anal probe in two days than they did for Ogabe his whole entire camaign, and it continues to this day.

  54. McCain
    Graham
    Snowe
    Collins

    Now, I want a beer, several.

  55. You realize he’s my congressman, right RoSoMoFo?

    Listen Andy, if you were a real conservative you would get into a sordid sexually deviant relationship with him and convince him to leave Congress so you two could move to an island in the Caribbean and make love all night and day,

    Take one for the team you selfish douche.

  56. Andy, it’s the right thing to do.

    Even if that assface Rosetta came up with the idea.

  57. Yeah, and I’d love to see ODonnell call them out on it.

  58. In bold colors.

  59. The Fountainhead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFRR0a0ONLI&feature=grec_index

  60. Also, from Stuff Jefferson Really Said:

    The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.

  61. >> Take one for the team you selfish douche.

    Hmmm. Interesting idea. He can’t live that much longer, can he?

  62. I mean, the MFM was all over her delayed diploma, and prolonged repayment of student loans.

    Has anyone seen so much as a copy of Obama’s diplomas? Has anyone looked into how he paid for college and grad school? Has anyone ever seen his grades?

    NO

  63. I guess you, “Republicans” will continue to ignore libertarians and the Constitution!

  64. Beasn, you and I rasied our children similarly I can tell. Be tough with lots of love, you end up with great kids who are productive and fun to be with.

    The important part was the tough part but being a “friend” wasn’t our job and we knew it. Let’s fix the country….NOW!

  65. Andy, exactly. So by saying ‘well they have the msm on their side’, you’re giving up already.

    We, as Americans, are wiley and creative. We can beat them without PC pastel baloney.

  66. DRIVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Andy the natural progression of things is to let weeds take over the garden, but you keep taking them out by the roots and end up with good stuff to nourish your family.

  68. I have a propeller beanie on my head and a party in my pants.

  69. Again, you’re missing the point xbrad.

    No, I’m not missing the point.

    If you try to undo every single thing these asshats have done over the last 40 years in one fell swoop, you’ll fail.

    I’m NOT saying throw up your hands and quit.

    Look, in football, you don”t throw for the endzone every single down.

  70. But rosetta, they need a serious ass kicking on top of losing. Physical ass kicking. Wanna tag team? I’ll be the flying midget.

    You know I agree with that. I support the following:

    (1) Everyone gets to punch one person per day for free and

    (2) I like the Taiwanese from of government.

    http://tinyurl.com/2ef6elm

    Most liberals have never had their butts spanked as a kid or their ass kicked as a teenager. That’s why they cry so much.

    They entire Democrat party needs a fucking black eye and a bloody nose.

  71. Obama kept going on tv (over and over again) to bring his message to the people (like Reagan..hahahahahaha), after a while, we see the outcomes of his stupid policies and the people are sick of seeing dipshit’s face on TV. No one trusts or cares about what Obama brings to the people on tv anymore.

    It has to be a message that Americans beleive in. Be like Christie and turn off the teleprompter and say what you think. Of course he can’t but that works in our favor.

  72. With enough ganga, any Rastafarian can reach total enlightenment.

  73. “I have a propeller beanie on my head and a party in my pants.”

    Tell us something we don’t know.

  74. The important part was the tough part but being a “friend” wasn’t our job and we knew it. Let’s fix the country….NOW!

    Yes!! No waiting for this or that or they might send their propaganda goons on us. Go straight to the people and lay it out how broke we are and who pays what and why stimulus money went to teach Africans how to clean their wieners or provide every shit hole with an oven when they know how to cook their own meals in their own environment while our infrastructure crumbles and our kids are illiterate.

    Just do it…..the difference between those who succeed and those who are blobs of jello.

  75. xbrad, I was talking about a small number of voters who can change the course of a country.

  76. I guess you, “Republicans” will continue to ignore libertarians and the Constitution!

    Chief, if we had real conservatives in the republican party, you wouldn’t need to be a libertarian.

  77. “They entire Democrat party needs a fucking black eye and a bloody nose.”

    Yeah, and a painfully prolapsed rectum!

    …What?

  78. I have a propeller beanie on my head and a party in my pants.

    and I ran through the blog naked, MCPO, and no one noticed. It’s that kind of day.

  79. No weather?
    No recipes?
    No boobs?

    WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

  80. MCPO where do libertarians stand on the abortion issue?

  81. WRONG!

    From the New Deal to now, the natural bent of government is towards bigger government with occasional bouts of restraint.

    *SLAP!!*

    Don’t ever contradict me in public!!

    *SLAP!!*

    That was a secular bear market of gubmit. For the first 150 years, our government wasn’t there to nurse pussies and whiners. We had a 4 or 5 decade stint of bullshit and then we got Reagan.

    We’ve had another 30 years of crap since then but that period of non-conservatism is ending and it’s going to end big.

    We are about to go back to the natural order of conservatism because of the utterly failed experiment of liberalism.

  82. >> Andy the natural progression of things is to let weeds take over the garden, but you keep taking them out by the roots and end up with good stuff to nourish your family.

    Yeah, that’s exactly my point.

    The Jefferson quote is a warning. Look what the magical thinking of presuming the country was naturally conservative and that everything would work out o.k. did to us since Reagan, and especially during the Bush years.

    Eternal. Fucking. Vigilance. is required to keep the statists kicked to the curb.

  83. xbrad, I was talking about a small number of voters who can change the course of a country.

    Mare, almost every congressional district has roughly the same population.

    Your statement, however, is true. Sadly, those same people you are talking about are also the same people who were tired of Bush, uninspired by McCain, and willing either to vote for Obama, or stayed home.

    That’s not to say “I quit.” That’s to say that those are the very people we must convince to support us politically. You idea of taking the message to the people directly is right on. But sadly, that group in the middle that decides so much? They are fickle. They tire easily. They actually do support increased social spending in times of plenty.

    There has never been, and there will never be, a permanent realignment of the electorate of the US. That’s not to say that we can’t shrink the size and power of the government. Only that long before we reach what you and I would consider the appropriate size, the middle will abandon the fight, and elect the other side.

  84. Oh, Andy, I thought you were referring to inevitablitly. Which I don’t agree with.

    “Eternal. Fucking. Vigilance. is required to keep the statists kicked to the curb.”

    YES!!!! I just don’t think that being politely vigilant is the way to go. I like being rudely vigilant. Like MCPO, ” GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!!”

  85. Hahahaha. Rosetta, you slap like a girl.

    BTW, that secular bear market started in 1913. First person to comment on what happened that year and has boned our Republic ever since gets a kiss (if it’s a dude, xbrad gets the honors).

  86. “Mare, almost every congressional district has roughly the same population”

    I know xbrad, but not every congressman does the same amount of damage. Barney F’ing Frank has a lot to answer for. Dodd and Cuomo too. Well lots do.

  87. MCPO where do libertarians stand on the abortion issue?

    Personally, I think abortion is murder. What the libertarian party thinks on the issue is irrelevant to me.

  88. oohooohhhoooohhh it’s like……some amendment or somthing

  89. INCOME TAX

  90. BTW, that secular bear market started in 1913.

    My Grandmother was shot by the Black & Tans while sitting on her stoop. Is that the answer you were looking for?

  91. I think it’s murder too MCPO. I really don’t know if libertarians are generally for or against abortion.

  92. MCPO where do libertarians stand on the abortion issue?

    I’m not MCPO, but since I’m bloviating on everything else, why not this?

    My issues with abortion are twofold. I’m against it on moral grounds. I think it is infanticide, and should be prohibited.

    But far more importantly, the Supreme Court far overstepped their bounds and removed from the legislature what is primarily a political issue. In effect, they said that the people, through their elected representatives at the federal and state levels, were not allowed to have any say on what constitutes acceptable behavior in our society.

    What if they’d said that wives were chattel and that what a man did to his wife was beyond the ken of law or legislature? That the people could have no say on how a husband could treat his wife?

    The Supreme Court didn’t just rule wrongly (making up shit as they went along) but ruled where they had no business ruling.

  93. BTW, that secular bear market started in 1913. First person to comment on what happened that year and has boned our Republic ever since gets a kiss (if it’s a dude, xbrad gets the honors).

    Women got the right to vote?

  94. At the very least, I would think that libertarians would not want tax money spent on abortions, here or overseas.

  95. Romy – That is a true statement.

  96. Wait, was the young Cuomo a senator or a state legislator or what?

  97. Rosetta, leave Mare alone!

    http://tinyurl.com/25r8luy

  98. Has to be the invention of stainless steel, or the creation of the Federal reserve.

  99. Women got the right to vote?

    No, things hadn’t gotten THAT fucked up yet.

  100. Hahahaha. Rosetta, you slap like a girl.

    Hahahahahaha.

    HAAAAAARRUUUUUMMMPPPPHHH!!!

  101. “Rosetta, leave Mare alone!

    http://tinyurl.com/25r8luy

    There are often three dogs (actual animals) here and I must say I’m getting sick of seeing balls all the time.

  102. WTF? http://i.imgur.com/NmIjN.jpg

  103. […] there’s actually a pretty good political discussion going on in the comments at H2. Here and here. And for whatever ladies read this blog, HHD stands for “Hunky Hump […]

  104. …I must say I’m getting sick of seeing balls all the time.

    **puts on pants**

    Fine.

  105. “WTF? http://i.imgur.com/NmIjN.jpg

    hahahahahahaha….Rosetta, enthralls (sp?) another crowd.

  106. >> INCOME TAX

    *SMOOOOOOOCCHHHH*

  107. HAHAHA, Hostagettes!

    http://tinyurl.com/2823gdz

  108. WTF? http://i.imgur.com/NmIjN.jpg

    Hahahahahaha.

  109. Andy – You besmirching the memory of my Grandmother?

    *continues to clean the Browning Highpower without looking up*

  110. SMOOOOOOOOCH, back at you, Andy.

  111. “HAHAHA, Hostagettes!

    http://tinyurl.com/2823gdz

    Look, I enjoy our discussions and don’t take them personally but can we all agree xbrad needs his ass kicked?

  112. >> The Supreme Court didn’t just rule wrongly (making up shit as they went along) but ruled where they had no business ruling.

    I’m agreeing with xbrad too much today.

    What the … ??? Where’d this inflatable sheep come from?

  113. >> The Supreme Court didn’t just rule wrongly (making up shit as they went along) but ruled where they had no business ruling.

    I even agree with xbrad on that one.

  114. Ace has been so good lately. I’m refreshing there on an 1/4 hourly basis.

  115. Ace has been so good lately. I’m refreshing there on an 1/4 hourly basis beating the F5 key like it owes me money.

  116. I even agree with xbrad on that one.

    Uh, did anyone else just see a pig fly by their window?

  117. Drive time. BBL

  118. hahahahahahaha….Rosetta, enthralls (sp?) another crowd.

    Why don’t you come over here and say that??

  119. Have you seen the diet that Barney Frank is on?

    Gross.

    http://tinyurl.com/lgc6za

  120. YOU SON OF A ……..

  121. Rosetta’s family suffers through another of his drunk thanksgiving rants:

    http://tinyurl.com/28qyeml

  122. See, Mare gets all up in my grill, but I’d NEVER leave a link like that for her…

  123. That horse doesn'[t have a big enough cock to satisfy the honorable gentleman from Mass – 4. I don’t know that there’s ever been a horse that did though.

  124. No, you’re too sweet xbrad. Was I really “all up in your grill?” Well, I’m sorry about that. I’ll turn it back down to 10 (I knew that turning that knob to eleven was too much for me).

  125. “Why don’t you come over here and say that??”

    Why don’t you make me? And you have a fat head.

  126. No, Mare. We’re all good. Just teasin’.

  127. And it’s bald.

  128. Why is Kathleen Parker so stupid? Just curious.

  129. Insulation.

    Either she’s been insulated from reality for too long, or she ate a lot when she was a kid.

  130. It’s not a good idea to argue with Mare.

  131. Heh. From the mothership.
    I promise to inspire a post-racial nation with my post-racial presidency. That said, I’ve had it with all these honkies slamming my policies and my golf game.

  132. Why don’t you make me? And you have a fat head.

    You know what they say, “Fat head, enormous brain full of smarts and other cool shit”.

  133. Mare, I will not read her, or Andrew Sullivan, or any of the other darlings of the liberal media who tout them as thoughtful conservatives.

    They work where they work so the organizations can claim balance.

    And Morning Joe can lick my boots.

  134. It’s not a good idea to argue with Mare.

    http://i26.tinypic.com/2wftv8y.jpg

    Other than the obvious death and destruction, I love that picture. Is that a photoshop?

  135. “It’s not a good idea to argue with Mare.

    http://i26.tinypic.com/2wftv8y.jpg

    hahahahahahahah…That’s right up there with Rosetta’s link to the flaming train.

  136. “You know what they say, “Fat head, enormous brain full of smarts and other cool shit”.

    Who says that?

  137. Why has Madison Avenue and Hollywood decided that the best way to sell shit is to make men look like iidiots?

  138. You know what they say, “Fat head, enormous brain full of smarts and other cool shit”.

    “Cold hands, warm heart, stinky feet, and no sweetheart.”

  139. I think that firestarter pic was the first thing that really convinced me that this group was special.

    Special ed, of course, but special.

  140. SOLUTIONS!

    http://cheezburger.com/View/3922334976

    Alternatively, I now know where Wiser’s old boss went to school.

  141. Hahahaha

    My wife calls bird watchers Twitchers. Everytime she sees a slight little grey professor or a woman with a grey braided ponytail, she turns to me and whispers”Twitchers.”

  142. MCPO, I’m reading the AoS comments so you don’t have to.

    I promise to continue being a good soldier for MSNBC, even if they don’t advertise me enough. With that said, I’m gonna f*ckin’ TORCH THIS PLACE!
    Posted by: Ed Schultz

  143. “Who says that?”

    Jefferson said it first.

  144. Nah, I was just pointing out that Reagan focused on the few really important things he knew were critical, and didn’t waste his energy trying to fix them all.

    Because he knew he couldn’t.

    People who want everything usually end up with nothing. Reagan gave us Antonin Scalia (God bless im). He also gave us Anthony Kennedy and Sandra Day O. I’d call that 1-1-1.

    I think our legislative priorities need to reflect the anger and fear that has mobilized enough Americans to vote with conservatives so that we can make those priorities happen. Those to me are, 1) stop buying votes with the people’s money 2) protect Americans and American interests, 3) overturn Obamacare 4) cut taxes and spending.

    I’m not the least bit worried about the DoE right now. That can come later.

    Just like Nagasaki and Hiroshima came later. We weren’t “planning” (well, we were), we were mostly fighting and spilling our blood as we mobilized our vast resources to turn the tide. We were woefully underprepared for war, and in 1942 or 43, the outcome was not at all predictable.

  145. Jeebus, Ace is really burning through the pixels today.

  146. I promise I will stop making gorilla cookies. That said, *slams face into dough*.
    Posted by: Maxine Waters

    I promise not to have sex with 20 hookers tonight. That said, I could always use a 2nd or 3rd spare cougar condom.
    Posted by: Dick Cheney

    The classics are great.

  147. Reagan dried up the subsidies for HUD. It badly hurt my profession but I cheered him for it.

  148. Rosetta MoBetta, I don’t know if it’s a p-shop but I would assume so.

    I know, I love her face too.

  149. I’m not bald. I choose to shave my enormous head.

  150. It beats a comb over.

  151. Howdy Hostages

  152. Howdy, Vmax, what are we drinking?

  153. Wodk Hotspur.

  154. “Those to me are, 1) stop buying votes with the people’s money 2) protect Americans and American interests, 3) overturn Obamacare 4) cut taxes and spending.”

    Those are pretty good. What I’m saying is that Reagan would Identify those things that are most crippling or dangerous to the country and he would do something about them. He may not have focused on expansion of government in the 80’s he would have to now. He wasn’t necessarily concerned about middle eastern terrorism then, he would have to be now. He was a man for his time and I beleive all time.

  155. VMAX!!!

    Just in time.

    Will you hold this for a minute while I run into this store? KTHX

    http://tinyurl.com/3xjyukl

  156. Except I would spell believe right.

  157. MCPO, I almost shaved my enormous head yesterday. Instead, I went with something pixie-ish.

    We coulda been twins.

  158. “Will you hold this for a minute while I run into this store? KTHX

    http://tinyurl.com/3xjyukl

    hahahahahahahaha……..definitely NOT too soon.

  159. What if Vmax has a flashback and starts crying or wimpering at least, I bet you’d feel pretty badly.

  160. Beasnes – I think you have a lovely head.

  161. >> What I’m saying is that Reagan would Identify those things that are most crippling or dangerous to the country and he would do something about them.

    Ok, I can agree with that, he prioritized.

    We probably wouldn’t put the DoE at the top of that list, wasteful and useless though we all think it is.

    *gives mare “the Webster’s”

  162. What I wished to say last night (and failed miserably) was I had a job adjusting some guys boat lift, so I got to play in the river yesterday. The tide was high, and I had to lift the boat cradle in order to loosen the cable.

    Standing on the bottom while lifting the cradle the water was at my chin. But the waves were over my head. That was what was up my nose.

  163. Uh, no.

  164. MCHandsomeface, I thank you kindly.

  165. Laura is a truly evil person.

  166. *gives mare “the Webster’s”

    Thanks, not only does it feel great it helps with my spelling.

  167. Thanks Laura!

  168. I’ve become entirely too dependant on “spell check.” I’m using my daughter’s old laptop and can’t figure out how to set the “spell check” while commenting. It’s so bad.

    Vmax, are there gators in that river? Scary.

  169. Glad you didn’t die in a fire drown in a river, Vman.

  170. Just booked a nice one, thanks Interwebz!

  171. Is anyone else not seeing everybody’s avatars? Or is my computer infected with crack?

  172. >> Thanks, not only does it feel great it helps with my spelling.

    Bonus.

  173. anyone have a good site for downloading first run movies?

  174. The guy who’s boat lift I was adjusting has a dog aptly named Moose.
    Moose is a jet black Great Dane. He can put his paws on my shoulders and still be not standing up completely. And lick the top of my head. He is the biggest dog I have ever seen.

  175. Nobody commented on my question about the mainsteam pussification of men.

    You fucking wusses are already pushed down like chattel.

    Fuck it.

  176. I hate spell checkers. They always tell me I am misspelling my name. Fuck you, Microsoft Word!

  177. dependent

  178. Hahahahaha

    Mare:

    Dependent

  179. HAHAHAHA….the dogs who look like people is teh funny.

    Especially the Laura Bush, Dog, and Barry Gibb.

  180. MCPO, gimme a minute.

    What movie you looking for?

  181. Hotspur what was your question about men turning into pussies? They all do it because they are jealous of those with balls.

    It starts in grade school with medicating the ‘boy’ out of boys.

  182. *high fives b-rad*

  183. General first release stuff.

  184. Beasn, I’ve been observing for years that men are made to look like imbeciles in commercials, both on tv and radio. I quit watching sitcoms because mainly they’re vapid, but they demean men openly.

    Is that what women really want?

  185. dependent

    son of a bitch

  186. MOM! MCPO is downloading porn

  187. Hotspur,
    I am still reading Marryat, I think I am on my 7th book of his. Midshipman Easy.

  188. “Is that what women really want?”

    No.

    Not real women. I don’t go for that metrosexual, “let’s wax our eyebrows until we look like women” crap either.

  189. http://www.ovguide.com/

  190. V, he was a remarkable man – the real deal.

  191. I don’t go for that metrosexual, “let’s wax our eyebrows until we look like women” crap either

    Amen, sister. If I wanted a man that way, I’d be a lesbian.

  192. General first release stuff.

    MOM!!! MCPO IS TALKING ABOUT EJACULATION AGAIN!!!!

  193. Hotspur, here my take.

    We’re the onlly safe target left. Everybody else is in a protected class of some sort and no one wants to risk being labeled a racist, mysoginist, homophobe, hater of any type, so they make the butt of their humor the only target they can safely pick the scabs off of without gettting hammered by an activist group. That and they hate the patriarchy cause it’s all Christ based and shit.

  194. V, the satire in Peter Simple is awesome.

    “But, what was I to do?”

    Hahahaha

  195. Just watched last night’s Red Eye on the DVR. THE MUSTACHE OF JUSTICE was on!

  196. MCPO, check your email.

  197. Pg, you are so right. I’ve never thought of it that way.

    Correctomundo.

  198. I knew he was a Captain H,
    But *searches Wikipedia* did not know anything else about him, Wow.

  199. xBrad – Thanks

  200. I do not think I have read Peter Simple.

    I read “kings own” “the Pirate” “the 3 cutters” “wreck of the pacific” “percival Keene” “The Privateersman” and am on “midshipman Easy” now

  201. Yeah, OWGs don’t hold protests in front of your office and accuse you of racism.

    Plus, think about it. The writers for sitcoms are all pussies. They think it is normal for men to be doofi.

  202. What EVERY Hostage/Hostagette/Moron/Moronette is gonna want for Christmas:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/dea2/?cpg=140H

  203. That said, I think I could kick Hunter Ass Thompson’s lungs in. Even when he was still alive.

  204. Just bought (for free) Peter Simple and 5 more for my Kindel. FREE!

    You gotta love 200 year old free books.

  205. Yeah, well, 200 year old pron wasn’t very good.

  206. Is that what women really want?

    Oh hells no. Probably one reason why I don’t watch a lot of teevee anymore.

    And in many cop shows they have this little wisp of a woman taking down the big bad guys. Um….I don’t think so.

    Real women like men for being men.

    The only thing I do watch is HGTV and the Duggars.

  207. Hahahahahaha:

    You had a “Salmon Day”: Swim upstream all day, fighting off bears and other predators, avoiding fishermen, get f*cked, and die in the end.

    http://tinyurl.com/387hky6

  208. Heheh X,
    Hi Beasn!

  209. “Amen, sister. If I wanted a man that way, I’d be a lesbian.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  210. Hi Vmax, how are you doing?

  211. Vmax was trying to get banned at a site that links me.

  212. Good Beasn,
    And you?

    My thumb is tingly, but other than that, Fantastic!

  213. I tried X,
    let me try again!

  214. Vmax it’s good it’s tingly, IT’S ALIVE!!!!

  215. Hotspur, I think it has to do with advertising. For most sitcoms, the core demographic has been young-ish girls/women. The younger they are, the more insecure they are (for the most part), so a non-threatening male is more appealing to them. You also see this with the “hip” young adult dramas – every guy on those looks like a patron from an upscale gay bar.

    Same thing with the Nickolodeon/Disney tween shows – non-threatening, baby-faced teenaged boys on EVERY FRICKIN SHOW AND COMMERCIAL…..

  216. 4 people found H2 today looking for “Randolph Mantooth”

    9 people clicked on this post:

    http://tinyurl.com/2u8e7na

  217. Just wanted to say “hi, I’m still alive, just stupidly busy. Hope you are all well”.

    Hi, I’m alive, just stupidly busy. Hope you are all well.

    Okay, that’s done, back to work.

  218. Yes, Teresa, lots of gayness going on on tv.

    I think our Hostage men in high school didn’t look gay.

  219. Oh, and somebody mentioned abortion upstream – I’m wondering when some enterprising conservative is going to file suit against the federal government for funding Planned Parenthood. After all, taxpayer dollars are going to that organization, whose primary “business” is abortions. Somebody who is REALLY clever could make the argument that they are getting taxpayer dollars to kill off future taxpayers, which works against current taxpayers’ interests. After all, those future taxpayers will be funding current taxpayers’ Social Security and Medicare…..

  220. Hi Leon!

    Good on you!

  221. What I’ve noticed a lot of on the pussification front, HS, is the amazing amount of guys that don’t know shit about “manly” stuff – the internal combustion engine, plumbing, etc.

    Related (and no offense to the wimmenz) but I don’t know how any man could be a liberal. Stupid ass emotion-based philosophy.

  222. How do I get my B’day added to the list? (October 18th)

  223. Hi Leon!

    xbrad, that birthday post was funny. My favorite part was the Hostage theater. Classic.

    I wonder what people thought? hahahahahahahahah

  224. Vmax, my audiobook of Peter Simple is hilarious. Shoot me an email an I’ll give it to you. The narrator is fucking priceless.

  225. Lemme try this again:
    A USS Starship Enterprise PIZZA CUTTER – you know you want it:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/dea2/?cpg=140H

  226. Yeah, Teresa, my awesome father’s birthday is on October 18th. He’ll be 92.

  227. 4 people found H2 today looking for “Randolph Mantooth”

    More links through HHD. *bows, falls over*

  228. “I think our Hostage men in high school didn’t look gay.”

    You should meet some of them Mare.

  229. Roamy, your HHD’s are fantastic. Your BBF’s are great too!

  230. Sadly, Tiff, it would appear that Rosetta has put away the Birthday Stick O’ Pain.

  231. Teresa, I’m not at my computer or I would add you.

  232. I didn’t want to do it, but Scott is on the “kill immediately” list.

  233. You’re added to the B-day page, Tiff.

  234. Sadly, Tiff, it would appear that Rosetta has put away the Birthday Stick O’ Pain.

    Mine is right before the TX meetup, the trip is my birthday present.

    And thank you, mare. I don’t mean to hog HHD, but I do have fun with it.

    Hey, when did Cuffy get added to the yearbook? Awesome!

  235. I have only started.

  236. Did Mrs. Peel graduate from HS last year?

  237. Mare I’m at band practice, stop bothering me

  238. Then you must die.

    Hey, would someone give me a clue to the yearbook link, I want to see Cuffers.

    Is it something idiots do to wimps?

  239. “Did Mrs. Peel graduate from HS last year?”

    Yes.

  240. Hey, would someone give me a clue to the yearbook link, I want to see Cuffers.

    (redacted).

  241. Mrs. Peel is petite, and cute, and she is full of wit.

  242. And in a bar she can hold her own with six guys she’s never met.

  243. she is full of wit.

    I’ve been told I’m full of something that rhymes with that.

  244. There is a blue caterpillar on your shoulder.

  245. Mrs. Peel at her blog looks a bit more mature than she does on the PoL page. Not old, but not like a child either.

  246. Dude, she’s a baby babe.

  247. Dave, who’s the faggot with the tuba?

  248. H/S, she’s not.

    I’m not hitting on her, or perving or anything (Will pretty much always carries his .45) but she’s a grown woman. And a damn fine looking one at that.

  249. Funny pics.

  250. Geoff, have you contacted the GOP and asked why they aren’t paying you royalties for your chart?

  251. OK, I’m out for dinner.

  252. Brad, she sauntered into the bar and walked right up to Brew, MCPO, Slublog (I think) and me, and said “Hey, do I know any of you?”

  253. I used to be a babe – unfortunately, I didn’t have a clue that I was. Ah, well, I passed it along to the next generation……

  254. Mare,
    Holy Crap! That’s great! My Dad’s birfday was yesterday and he’s 89!

  255. H/S – Yuo. Exactly. . . and she was looking HAWT in her jeans!

  256. My ears are burning…

    Sean, I have looked exactly the same face-wise for about 10 years. Oh well.

    xbrad, the PoL picture is from college. Specifically, it’s from the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince launch party at the local B&N. I hadn’t updated my hairstyle yet at that point. Also, I don’t think I was wearing any makeup. And I was wearing plastic Harry Potter glasses. It’s difficult to look mature under such conditions. Hahahaha.

    also, my birthday is Armistice Day

  257. Mrs. Peel, it must be the magic birthday. My college roommate has the same birthday, and she is a blonder version of you. 45 years old and still looks like a 20-year-old pixie. Engineer, too.

  258. Ooops. I’ve been busted!

  259. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy8KqhDFtkA

  260. Just watched Serenity again, Damn what a great movie.

  261. Catman – Do you aim to misbehave?

  262. Yes, I do…

  263. MCPO, tell me you brought them this time?

  264. New poat. If you like the smell of burning hair and ghey, stay here.

  265. Shim!!! Please tell us what you’ve been doing?

  266. Shim will be at the Texas meet up.


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