Marching Orders #tcot #GOP

For those of you who remember the days when we had a real President, this is all the inspiration needed for November:

And that doesn’t just apply to the Socialist-in-Chief. I wonder what Ronaldus Magnus would think about what the GOP has become, with this thundering herd of self-interested losers like Murcowsky, Crist, Specter and Castle. Well why don’t we just ask him?

I don ‘t know about you, but I am impatient with those Republicans who after the last election rushed into print saying, “We must broaden the base of our party”—when what they meant was to fuzz up and blur even more the differences between ourselves and our opponents.

It was a feeling that there was not a sufficient difference now between the parties that kept a majority of the voters away from the polls. When have we ever advocated a closed-door policy? Who has ever been barred from participating?

Our people look for a cause to believe in. Is it a third party we need, or is it a new and revitalized second party, raising a banner of no pale pastels, but bold colors which make it unmistakably clear where we stand on all of the issues troubling the people?

Let us show that we stand for fiscal integrity and sound money and above all for an end to deficit spending, with ultimate retirement of the national debt.

Let us also include a permanent limit on the percentage of the people’s earnings government can take without their consent.

Let our banner proclaim a genuine tax reform that will begin by simplifying the income tax so that workers can compute their obligation without having to employ legal help.

And let it provide indexing—adjusting the brackets to the cost of living—so that an increase in salary merely to keep pace with inflation does not move the taxpayer into a surtax bracket. Failure to provide this means an increase in government’s share and would make the worker worse off than he was before he got the raise.

Let our banner proclaim our belief in a free market as the greatest provider for the people.

Let us also call for an end to the nit-picking, the harassment and over-regulation of business and industry which restricts expansion and our ability to compete in world markets.

Let us explore ways to ward off socialism, not by increasing government’s coercive power, but by increasing participation by the people in the ownership of our industrial machine.

Our banner must recognize the responsibility of government to protect the law-abiding, holding those who commit misdeeds personally accountable.

And we must make it plain to international adventurers that our love of peace stops short of “peace at any price.”

We will maintain whatever level of strength is necessary to preserve our free way of life.

A political party cannot be all things to all people. It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.

I do not believe I have proposed anything that is contrary to what has been considered Republican principle. It is at the same time the very basis of conservatism. It is time to reassert that principle and raise it to full view. And if there are those who cannot subscribe to these principles, then let them go their way. (emphasis added)

Damned straight, big Ron. That’s just as true today as it was in 1975.

I’m starting to get really fired up about November and am ready to kick some leftist ass.

166 Comments

  1. “New poat. Those of you who love the taste of Jimmy Carter’s nutsack stay here.”

    hahahahahahaha…..RUDE! But, so very funny.

  2. “….And we must make it plain to international adventurers that our love of peace stops short of “peace at any price.”

    I sincerely miss that man.

  3. Mare,
    We are moving for a job. My industry has turned upside down due to government interference.
    Without going into too much detail I got a fantastic job with a great organization. The pay is pretty good, better than what I expected, and the benefits are mind blowing.

    The kids are excited.

    Surfing in Oregon, yup, it’s cold. I keep prepping my boy that he is going to have to wear a wetsuit. He said, “But when I was at Huntington Beach it didn’t faze me at all, I could have stayed out all day.” I said, “Yea, um, son, Oregon is not California and your body temperature will plummet without a wetsuit…now go finish your homework and leave me alone while I watch the game!”

    I am jazzed about the change, it’s like a weight has been lifted.

  4. So, who is the next Reagan? Who do we have in the bull pen?

  5. “I am jazzed about the change, it’s like a weight has been lifted.”

    Fantastic!

  6. Finally, the header shows what Rosetta was doing last weekend, being a douche.

  7. […] For those of you who remember the days when we had a real President, this is all the inspiration needed for November: And that doesn't just apply to the Socialist-in-Chief. I wonder what Ronaldus Magnus would think about what the GOP has become, with this thundering herd of self-interested losers like Murcowsky, Crist, Specter and Castle. Well why don't we just ask him? … I don ‘t know about you, but I am impatient with those Republicans who af … Read More […]

  8. “… no pale pastels, but bold colors which make it unmistakably clear where we stand on all of the issues troubling the people?”

    LOVE IT!!

    Take that you compromisers.

  9. So, who is the next Reagan? Who do we have in the bull pen?
    ———————————–
    I’m not sure that’s possible. Rubio is talking a pretty good game lately, but he’s too young to have the presence of Reagan, yet.

  10. “hahahahaha…I got to agree with Jewstin, nobody wants to be friends with people from Oregon.”

    *flips off Jewstin and Mare

    Not FROM Oregon, but living in Oregon, does that make a difference?

    Where does Jewstin live?

    I almost applied for a job outside of St. Louis but my asshole puckered and I threw up my lunch so I decided against it.

    Texas was high on my list, I really think I would like that place.

  11. Who do we have in the bull pen?

    Who got a bull? Car in? PJM? Beasn? Xbrad (inflatable)?

    Fucking animals around here are out of control

  12. I live in Nebraska.

  13. I can honestly say that I like and have gotten along with every single Texan I have met and interacted with.

  14. Fucking sockpuppet don’t know when to get back in the sock drawer.

  15. Just came from the heart specialist who was to give me an EKG and sign off on my vascular surgery. Well, my EKG was “abnormal” and now he wants me to do a 2-day nuclear stress test. Anyone have one of those or know anyone who has?

  16. We have our cross-section of assholes just like everywhere else.

  17. We have our cross-section of assholes just like everywhere else.

    Let’s see…. You, Big Dick, Michael. Who am I forgetting?

  18. *cough* Dave *cough*

  19. http://nuclear-stress-test.com/

  20. Dave? Mare? Teresa?

    PattyAnn!! You poor thing. When will this yuckyness be finished? How dare they find something abnormal with your heart. I will once again demand that you straighten up and fly right and get healthy.

    Praying for you Hostages is a full time job.

  21. Jewstin,
    Which part, what town?
    I am one of the few non-Nebraska residents who actually likes Nebraska. It’s a very pretty state.

    Do you bird hunt?

  22. Good poast, We No Speak Americano!

    Hello miscreants and derelicts.

    Also, Ace is cracking me up with the rampant misspellings of Larry Moocowjetski.

    Well done.

  23. Who am I forgetting?

    Does Sean count? Or is he just creepy?

  24. Mj, I thought of Mark Rubio too. I am not concerned about his age. Just as I wasn’t concerned about Reagan being “hollywood” or an “actor.”

  25. Dave’s a goober, Andy, not an asshole.

    You (M)asshole.

  26. PattyAnn,
    Where in Texas are you?

  27. Thanks, xBad, I’ve been reading those. There’s just something about actually talking to someone who has had it done…

  28. Uni, east of Dallas about 20 miles.

  29. I live in the sticks Uni. North central Nebraska.

    No bird hunting for me. I do know where to find snapping turtles though. And catfish.

  30. That’s b/c Texans RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

  31. You’re forgetting that Sohos, Count, Mesa and Mrs. Peel all live around Houston

  32. Patricia Annabella! Despite the required nucular stress test, how are you feeling?

    I will tackle you and give you a massive bear hug if you think that will help.

    I’m sorry you have to have yet another test. Hopefully you can cheat off the Asian kid because that’s what I would do.

  33. Let’s do a group hug around PattyAnn!

    I want to be next to PattyAnn and Marc Rubio.

  34. Rosetta, I have more doctors than a geriatric patient! Everytime I go for a new test or to a new dr. it’s something else. I’m tired. I want all my surgeries and I want them now. I did see one Asian in the parking lot. I’ll follow him around while I’m taking the test (Sep. 30 & Oct. 1).

    Uni, were you lumping me in with the asshole cross-section?? hahaha

  35. all live around Houston

    That’s okay – we like them anyways. (Well, sohos and Mrs. Peel, anyways.) Those other two – when they behave themselves.

  36. Teresa, I didn’t mean to say you were an asshole……hahahahahahaha

  37. Rosetta, I have more doctors than a geriatric patient! Everytime I go for a new test or to a new dr. it’s something else. I’m tired. I want all my surgeries and I want them now. I did see one Asian in the parking lot. I’ll follow him around while I’m taking the test (Sep. 30 & Oct. 1).

    I know you have got to be sick of all the bullshit tests and all the doctors. But I’m glad that you have the attitude to get the crap over with so you can get on with feeling better and being well.

    I’ll keep you in my prayers on the 30th and the 1st. I don’t know what a nuclear stress test is but you are going to kick its ass.

  38. PA, I had the nuclear stress test with the treadmill, my mom had it with the injection to make her heart beat faster. Go for the treadmill, if that’s an option. Mom freaked out when her heart started racing, so they cancelled the test, and she told them to go pound sand when they wanted to try again.

    When they were doing the scans after the treadmill, I had to lie really still with my arms over my head.

  39. . I will once again demand that you straighten up and fly right and get healthy.

    Ditto what Mare said.

  40. Finally, the header shows what Rosetta was doing last weekend,

    hahahahahaha

  41. I’m gonna be out for a while. PA, don’t get any more bad news while I’m gone!

  42. PA~ We do them here at work. NO CAFFEINE the day before. Day one they will inject you. You should probably bring food and day two probably on a treadmill…

  43. Finally, the header shows what Rosetta was doing last weekend,

    hahahahahaha

    I’m a way hotter chick than that gal.

    HHAAARRRUUUMMPPPHH!!!!

  44. PattyAnn’s heart doesn’t follow any stinking rules. It beats how it damn well pleases!!

  45. No smoking

  46. Mare, what’s Puka doing right now?

  47. SoA, NCIS, OTH.

    Busy night on TV.

  48. Probably making cute faces to my mom so she’ll feed her fat face some more junk.

  49. sohootieandthemurcowskifish, check your ChimpFaceTwitchMail!!

  50. Probably making cute faces to my mom so she’ll feed her fat face some more junk.

    Why not? It worked for you as a kid, didn’t it?

  51. Rosetta, check the drawer where you keep your spatulas. STAT.

  52. By the way, Laura, I did take a few minutes to read that Mike Pence speech. It was awesome.

  53. WHO’S TURN IS IT TO KICK XBRAD’S ASS?

    No bother, I’ll do it!!!!

  54. Hey, xbrad, do you want to dance to Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream song?

  55. DRIVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. AC is fixed, temporarily, for under $200. Looking at either $2-3K if they can find the parts or $5K and up for a new system if they can’t, in the spring. Shit.

  57. Joke Time:

    Rosetta the Impaler

  58. That lady in the sidebar ad at Aces who found the $5 beauty trick looks awesome.

    Pfffffftttt $5 beauty tricks can kiss my ass.

  59. Hahahaha

    Captain DumbAss does it again.

    “Let me close by saying this. Long before America was even an idea, this land of plenty was home to many peoples. The British and French, the Dutch and Spanish, to Mexicans, to countless Indian tribes. We all shared the same land.”

    Sorry Barack. Mexico first became a state independent of Spain in 1821.

    http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/

  60. For the first time in along time I read the comments at Ace’s. The JJ Jr thread. Some pretty funny snark in that one.

    Gone Roger. Hittin the road.

  61. Rosetta, check the drawer where you keep your spatulas. STAT.

    Which one? The blue or the red spatulas?

  62. “Uni, were you lumping me in with the asshole cross-section?? hahaha”

    Nahhh. I figure you have forgiven me by now and are back to tolerating me. I would hug you if I could. Even give you a kiss on the cheek. But definitely hug you for a pretty long time.

    Houston has some fantastic cardiologists and one of the best cardiac/vascular programs in the world. Which facility are you using?

    http://www.texasheart.org/ These guys are literally world class, I hope you are using them.

  63. Rosetta, after we get done praying for PattyAnn, do you want to cook out and have some drinks? I’ll bring the ZIma.

  64. You people haven’t even met me yet – I’m just your imaginary friend on the Interwebz at this point – so how do you know I’m an asshole?

    For your information, I’m all sweetness and light, rolled up into a short and stubby, roly-poly, really soft super-sized package!

    Once you get to know me, THEN you can call me an asshole…….

  65. Our Public schools are really good:

    http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/

  66. Oh, and Mare, I know you were kidding……

  67. Rosetta, after we get done praying for PattyAnn, do you want to cook out and have some drinks? I’ll bring the ZIma.

    I’ll cook but I didn’t know MCPO was coming over.

    *uncomfortable*

  68. Hahaha

    When I was in high school some kids from my class painted the water tower with SENOIRS ’67.

    It made the front page of the paper. Dumb asses.

  69. *awkwaaaard*

  70. “SENOIRS ’67”

    hahahahaha…..Mexicans?

  71. Are my comments coming through? Hello?

  72. hahahahaha…we’re ignoring you Teresa because we heard you said we were losers behind our backs.

  73. BTW, I AM a bitch – just ask my daughters…….

  74. And although it’s true, it hurt our feelings.

  75. Ruh-roh – I guess I should change my “handle” over at the mothership, huh?

  76. No, Mare, my school was all white.

  77. Just kidding, Hotness.

    Even though I watched most of the game last night, I thought it was Monday today and was getting excited for MNF. Age related dementia?

  78. We were so white, we ate our marshmallows raw.

  79. We were so white, we ate our marshmallows raw.

    Worst sushi ever.

  80. We were so white, we ate our marshmallows…….naaaahhhhh to easy.

  81. We used to totally kick the ass of Pontiac Central in football. They had no white guys on their team, we had no black guys.

    But they always got us back during basketball.

  82. EAT ME RAW, BALLS AND ALL!!!

    We punked a retarded kid into telling our young, single, attractive 5th grade teacher that. Never occurred to our undevelloped 10 year old brains that A) she would know that he was put up to it, and B) he would give us up. Took an asswhuppin in the principals office and at home over that one.

  83. I used to want a Pontiac Central……no wait that was a Gran Prix.

  84. I’m assuming your coach was smart enough to schedule around them in track?

  85. We were so white, we ate our marshmallows raw.

    Hotspur, age 12.

    http://tinyurl.com/3xa6rhv

  86. We had a good track team. But also we were champions in football and cross country all pf the years I was in high school.

    Pontiac Central’s hockey team sucked.

  87. Do you still live in Michigan, Hotmarshmellow?

  88. You went to Pontiac schools?

    Geez. did you parents drop you on your head as a child too?

  89. But they always got us back during basketball.

    I heard your high school had an awesome carnival every year.

    http://tinyurl.com/2dbzcbj

  90. someone win me a lottery so that i can be a stay at home sow

  91. No, Rosetta. In Michigan, that would have been the carnival for Howell schools or Corunna schools.

  92. I didn’t live in Pontiac, but I was born there. We lived in the sticks.

  93. I taught in Southfield.

  94. When?

  95. I taught in Southfield.

    I’m sorry. Any place that provided Debbie “Tits On A Chair” Schlussel with a living isn’t really a place for decent company.

  96. So, is this a global positioning blog now?

  97. My SIL taught gym at Southfield Lathrop. After my brother died it turned out she is a lesbian.

  98. 20 years ago. Parochial.

  99. Teresa, I enjoyed your story about your former classmate thanking you for being kind to her.

  100. Lived in Clawson.

  101. Well, Beasn, you were wise to get out of Michigan.

  102. Was she a gym teacher, Hotspur?

  103. So, is this a global positioning blog now?

    Is there anything this blog can’t do? We are the Jooos of TittyWeb Jenkins!!

    Well except for this. BUT STILL!!!

    http://bejewish.org/

    Interestingly, http://www.jew.com isn’t anything. What the hell?

  104. Cliches R Us…how may we direct your call?

  105. Hahaha

    My brother used to complain to me that she never wanted to have aex.

  106. L-R Beasn – Michigan

  107. beasn taught gym?

    I didn’t know she was a lesbian.

    *puts glove on to protect self from pig poo*

    *high fives beasn*

  108. hahahahahahaha

    We had lesbian gym teachers at my high school too. Back then we called them, gym teachers.

  109. **facepalm**

    shit. I read the comment, without reading the comment.

  110. Lipstick, that message from my friend was so totally unexpected, but it sure did put a smile on my face for the rest of the day! I had to send her back a message telling her how she unwittingly saved my bacon that very same year by knowing the answer to a question that I raised my hand for, but hadn’t the first clue what the answer was.

    And may I just say that Hotspur was a LOVELY looking young girl………*ducks to avoid being hit by whatever HS is about to throw*

  111. “L-R Beasn – Michigan

    http://i.imgur.com/BM4dT.gif

    hahahahahahaha

  112. I used to say “Maybe it’s you.”

    Since he beat my ass every day when we were kids, it gave me great joy.

  113. We had lesbian gym teachers at my high school too. Back then we called them, gym teachers.

    You went to high school?

    *runs away*

  114. Maybe your brother “turned her lesbian.”

  115. rosettabuttface, I did not teach gym. I am a girl. I taught first and second grade.

    We left because my husband wanted to raise our kids where they can know their grandparents. Back home.

  116. Rosetta don’t bother to “run” away because I’m faster than you and your fat ass is a lot for two club feet to run with.

  117. Our gym teacher in grade school thru jr high, lurved her some Helen Reddy and played her songs ALL THE TIME!!

    BANGLAR DELTA DAWN!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  118. ” I did not teach gym. I am a girl.”

    hahahahahahaha

    My abusive BIL turned my sister lesbian. Really. Also, Rosetta’s picture didn’t help either.

  119. Uh oh, my sister liked Helen Reddy. She also wants to save the polar bears. Related?

  120. If my brother were still alive I would totally say “Dude, you suck so bad you turned your wife into a rug muncher. She had to turn to something.”

  121. Also, Rosetta’s picture didn’t help either.

    Which one? The one where he is sucking MCPO’s tonsils out his face or the one where he is riding a baby monkey?

  122. His POL picture. Actually any picture.

  123. rosettabuttface, I did not teach gym. I am a girl. I taught first and second grade.

    No kidding? What years did you do that?

    I think that would be a fun job. Especially the part where you teach them that crayons on the wall are KICK ASS!!!

    Plus I think there is nap time which comes in handy after a long night of drinking.

  124. Rosetta, what are you going to be for Halloween (besides drunk)?

  125. Rosetta don’t bother to “run” away because I’m faster than you

    That puts you in an exclusive group that includes all non-handicapped people in the world.

  126. Mare, is your sister the hot lipstick kind of lesbian, or the not to hot militant kind?

  127. I would have to be drunk to teach 1st and 2nd grade.

  128. Scott, the union would have your back.

  129. Actually there are a lot of handicapped people that are faster than me but WHATEVER.

    http://tinyurl.com/crprbm

  130. Nap time is for kindergartners and harassed teachers. First graders are still a bit whiney and immature but second graders on ROCK!

    Little kids are great.

    One time I had to have a talk with them about intestinal gas and how they need to do it somewhere where it wouldn’t melt my nose hairs. HAHAHA…good times.

    What years did you do that?

    Minus twenty-two years from now.

  131. I would have to be drunk to teach 1st and 2nd grade.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Worst charter school ever. Scott, teacher. Rosetta, teacher’s assistant.

    Actually there is the possibility they would all become titans of industry due to the fact that people laughing at them would no longer mean anything.

  132. I was born a lesbian.

  133. I would have to be drunk to teach 1st and 2nd grade.

    Me and kids are sympatico. Some of their parents and some in the administration…..meh….pass me a bottle of the hard stuff.

  134. BANGLAR JFK Middle School Solutions.

  135. “Scott, the union would have your back.”

    hhahahahahahahahahaha

  136. She is the no make-up, long wavy hair, levi’s (for men) kind of lesbian. My other sister who is 11 months older looks more like a lipstick lesbian but isn’t one.

  137. Worst charter school ever. Scott, teacher. Rosetta, teacher’s assistant.

    ya’ll have a good senses of humor. I bet you would be kick ass teachers. So long as you have fun and can laugh ( and I don’t mean pick on the fat kids), while making sure they know who the Alpha dog is, the teaching part is easy.

  138. They should teach 2nd graders how to make funnelators. How do they expect them to cope in the real world without that important information?

  139. Rosetta, what are you going to be for Halloween (besides drunk)?

    I stopped drinking a whlie ago but Elvis. I have an excellent Elvis costume with a lot of gold rings, an awesome wig with sideburns and a cape.

    Plus I can sing “Love Me Tender” which is fun.

    Drunk chicks dig it.

  140. Did you really stop drinking? If so, why?

  141. We have some potential buyers coming over this evening.

    Woo hoo!

  142. That was fast, Uni.

  143. She is the no make-up, long wavy hair, levi’s (for men) kind of lesbian.

    Uh oh.

    *smoothes down newly shorn head*

    *hoists up husband’s old jean shorts*

    *thinks ‘making up’ takes too long*

  144. Halloween is a Sunday this year. And it’s a 5th Sunday, which means we will have free dancing in costume that night! I will dress as a flapper and drag Will with me. Good times.

  145. Isn’t “Solutions” always supposed to have an exclamation point at the end?

    ie, BANGLAR CRAPBLOG SOLUTIONS!

  146. There was a conference here where, no shit, they had an Elvis impersonator as the entertainment. I imitate Elvis better than that guy.

  147. I had my first drink in 18 days today. One drink and I was feeling it.

  148. *pictures romy as a hunka rocket fuel-burnin’ love* *starts getting turned on*

    *remembers she’s not a lesbian* n/m

  149. MCPO’s in Phase II!!!!!!

  150. Baby, let me be
    Your loving teddy bear…

    (why am I thinking of Ace?)

  151. *gives Rosetta “The Claw”

    I covered Blue Christmas and Heartbreak Hotel. I ain nuthin but a hunka burnin love man.

  152. *remembers she’s not a lesbian* n/m

    Here.

    Have two drinks.

  153. Mare – Yes I am. To celebrate, I baked a loaf of organic, whole wheat bread yesterday.

  154. Romy – Have you met Ace?

  155. *rolls eyes*

  156. That was a weird conference. I’ve been to sci-fi conventions that were more normal. Drunk-off-their-asses Japanese are funny, but sexist chauvinist pigs (no offense to your pigs, beasn).

  157. MCPO, no. But everyone mentions the Ewok thing, and I have seen video of him at CPAC or something similar.

  158. sexist chauvinist pig

    You say that like it’s a bad thing?!

  159. I need a FANCY dress for this wedding we are going to on Saturday so I stopped at the dress shop this afternoon at 4:45 and the lady there tells me she is closed….oh really? WTF? Your sign says OPEN and I need to buy something.I said well I called and was told yall are open until 5:30 and she said I am the owner, I didnt get a call like that…and I said well seems like you would want the business but ok then……………………..bitch

  160. You say that like it’s a bad thing?!

    It is when they take your picture for being the first woman engineer they had ever met. They assumed I was the secretary or the go-fer.

  161. Did you really stop drinking? If so, why?

    Hahahahahaha. No. I love beer and wine and booze.

  162. New post, because I am awesome!

  163. We should crash this!

    http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/291488

  164. OMG Scott, poor Miss Wang was probably dreaming of the day she got married and could change her name. . .

  165. I really feel sorry for their kids…….


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