Friday Night Spooky Movies

A Hostages Entertainment Production
(Okay, what it really is, is a faster post than the last one which was grasping for fuel as it tried to climb up even the most meager of hills … so don’t complain.)

110 Comments

  1. Elvira! Haven’t seen her in a while – she was always fun to watch…..

  2. And scary music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk

  3. Second!

  4. Okay, third then

  5. Hey Theresa!

    Is the second shift starting early tonight?

  6. Teresa, have I mentioned how much I love the picture of your little girl in your avatar? She’s beautiful.

  7. I used to watch Elvira every Sunday afternoon when I was a kid.

    I didn’t understand why at the time, but I always liked the breaks better than the crappy movies for some reason.

  8. Speaking of gasping going up hills, the old girl was giving some warning signs of vapor lock as I approached The Grapevine, so I pulled over and got some snacks. Ran fine after that.

  9. Elvira was on there on Sunday? Wow, we always got saw here Saturday Midnight.

  10. got saw?

  11. I think WordPress has menstrual cramps tonight.

    I AM NOT posting too fast!!!

  12. got saw

    hahahaha

    growing up, we didn’t have Elvira. We had scary movies with Jerry Beck and his Midnight Owl program? I can’t remember the name of his show, just that it was silly and some beer was his sponsor, so the set was a bar.

  13. Did someone say new poat?

    I reaaaaaaaaaaaally don’t want to freaking study right now. I can’t stand reading this crap.

  14. So PattyAnn, (from FB discussion also going on) what do you think of this one? It’s been one of my favorites for awhile but I don’t remember it being a hit back when???
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXPqrdKNTRo

  15. Teresa, have I mentioned how much I love the picture of your little girl in your avatar? She’s beautiful.

    Sheesh, Andy, when was the last time you got laid?

  16. Just stay here for 20 minutes, PJM, then grab a bite of protein and a beverage and get back to work.

  17. Elvira was on there on Sunday? Wow, we always got saw here Saturday Midnight.

    Sunday afternoons on channel 9. The vacant field behind my childhood home caught fire while my brother and I were watching her presentation of “The Godsend.”

  18. Sheesh, Andy, when was the last time you got laid?

    You might want to do a little research, douche.

  19. Sheesh, Andy, when was the last time you got laid?

    HAHAHAHA! That just made me laugh really loudly.

  20. Just stay here for 20 minutes, PJM, then grab a bite of protein and a beverage and get back to work.

    Do the peanuts on this drumstick count as protein?

  21. Hiya, Patty Ann – nope, I just came over to see what was happening, and I guess the new post had just gone up. I’m NEVER first on blog postings, so it was kinda neat…..

    Andy, thanks for the sweet words about Rebecca – that is one of my all-time favorite pictures of her!

    I can’t stay long – I’ve been lurking at different blogs all day, and it’s time for bed. I’ll be back after I get some beauty sleep – maybe it will “take” for once……

  22. Yes, and so does the ice cream

  23. awwwww, Rebecca is one of my favorite names.

  24. Yes, and so does the ice cream

    I think so too. That’s why it’s prolly good this is my third one. LOTS of protein.

  25. Rebecca?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8nrkMFNvQ4

  26. “this is my third one”

    I lurves you, PJM. You my hero!

  27. Peej, she’s a cutie.

    Michael. Apology? Groveling?

  28. I lurves you, PJM. You my hero!

    *belches

  29. You might want to do a little research, douche.

    “World’s Greatest Detective” my ass.

  30. PJ, her sisters named her. When we had the 1st ultrasound, we were thinking that Hubs might get that son, but it turned out to be Daughter #4! If it had been a boy, he wanted to name him Robert, after his favorite uncle, so we stuck with “R” as the first letter.

    It took us forever to come up with a middle name, but we finally settled on “Claire”. Those two names just sounded sweet together.

    She just turned 9, so that picture is kinda old. But I love it so much, I just keep on using it…….

  31. Peej, she’s a cutie.

    Michael. Apology? Groveling?

    Oh she’s absolutely adorable, but this is the hostages.

  32. Teresa, please post about a comment every 5 minutes so I can see her pretty little face :-)

  33. PJ, her sisters named her. When we had the 1st ultrasound, we were thinking that Hubs might get that son, but it turned out to be Daughter #4! If it had been a boy, he wanted to name him Robert, after his favorite uncle, so we stuck with “R” as the first letter.

    FOUR FLIPPIN’ GIRLS?!?!?!? Holy cow you’re a saint!! I have one girl with my three boys and I tell ya, she’s a pistol.

  34. oh and no offense to any Roberta’s out there, but I’m SO glad you picked Rebecca instead.

  35. Oh she’s absolutely adorable, but this is the hostages.

    No. Mr. Luthern elicits a bit of a different standard.

  36. I just realized Rebecca and Madeleine are twins! She’s 9 too.

    oh, oops, nevermind. I think she turns 9 this year. Ok, they’ll be twins in October.

  37. FASTEST WHITE MAN IN HISTORY!
    Bwaahahaha! You cannot make this stuff up:
    http://www.thefoxnation.com/track-field/2010/07/12/fastest-white-man-history

  38. Oh she’s absolutely adorable, but this is the hostages.

    BANGLAR FUCK SALT ALVIN GREENE SLIGHTLY USED RUBBER FIST!!!!!

  39. No. Mr. Luthern elicits a bit of a different standard.

    He can’t call you a perv? Sorry, I guess I’m lost.

    Or have you not heard him bartering for wiserbud’s teenaged daughter?

    now THAT grosses me out.

  40. Good night pleeples.

  41. BANGLAR FUCK SALT ALVIN GREENE SLIGHTLY USED RUBBER FIST!!!!!

    Poor honey. Your new tourettes meds aren’t kicking in yet are they?

  42. Comment by clintbird on July 31, 2010 1:30 am

    Good night pleeples.

    oh sure, put up the new poat and then leave. I see how it is.

    I was gonna ask you how that thing with your daughter went, but I forgot what exactly you were doing with her.

  43. FASTEST WHITE MAN IN HISTORY!

    Chuck Yeager disagrees.

  44. Chuck Yeager kicks so much ass, even Buzz Aldrin is afraid of him

  45. FASTEST WHITE MAN IN HISTORY!
    Bwaahahaha! You cannot make this stuff up:

    but he still can’t jump

  46. Poor honey. Your new tourettes meds aren’t kicking in yet are they?

    PISS!!! OUT MY ASS!!!

    (Nope.)

  47. He can call me a perv all he wants, peej. But not when I’m complementing an adorable special needs child.

    I think that’s beyond the bounds of good taste, and, honestly, I know that’s not what Michael thought he was doing.

  48. Cliny, yes I like that one. It never got much play.

  49. PJM, daughter and I have been batching it this week. We’re surviving thanks to available fast food restaurants and frozen pizzas.

    bye for reelz now.

  50. *Smoochies PattyAnn on way out of room.*

  51. We’re surviving thanks to available fast food restaurants and frozen pizzas.

    YOU GOT A CASE STUDY FOR YER PAPER RIGHT THERE, PEEJ!!!!!

  52. It’s scary how many people like this teacher I’m taking. He IS a nice guy, but the brainwashing they go thru in this class is intense. I can’t imagine taking him for a full semester

    http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=37360&page=1

  53. Eddie!!!!

    Don’t just post a link, bitch, hang around.

  54. PJM, daughter and I have been batching it this week. We’re surviving thanks to available fast food restaurants and frozen pizzas.

    Wow, and now I know why I’m obese. I blame clintbird. YOU SUCK!!!

  55. andy:

    I have somtehing in my head for H2 in the AM. relates to this

    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/july_2010/voters_see_cutting_spending_and_deficits_as_good_for_the_economy_political_class_disagrees

    It involvese a love note from me to the political class.

    Oh, and my daughter and I went to the pet store to buy some more dog food for my sister in law’s dog, who IS STILL FUCKING HERE, and we left with 4 pet snails and an aquarium for her room.

    This should end well

  56. so if I had a picture of Madeleine as my avatar and the exact same exchange took place, would you feel the same way?

  57. Oh, and my daughter and I went to the pet store to buy some more dog food for my sister in law’s dog, who IS STILL FUCKING HERE

    hahahahaha

    you could write the post now eddiebear and schedule it to show up in several hours

    meh, I reeeally need to study now

  58. Can’t wade through all the jokes, but if this works for you Andy, when I see Teresa’s kid’s smile, it makes me feel happiness.

    It’s that kind of smile. Infectious joy.

  59. Eddie, there are many, many forms the word “fuck” can take in the English language. Explore the space.

  60. Can’t wade through all the jokes, but if this works for you Andy, when I see Teresa’s kid’s smile, it makes me feel happiness.

    It’s that kind of smile. Infectious joy.

    I couldn’t agree more.

  61. andy:

    Imma on it now. Be back in a few. I’ll let you know when the draft is saved so you can have first glampse

  62. so if I had a picture of Madeleine as my avatar and the exact same exchange took place, would you feel the same way?

    No. And fuck you if you don’t understand the difference.

  63. Eddie, there are many, many forms the word “fuck” can take in the English language. Explore the space.

    I suppose there were art critics who gave Michelangelo tips on sculpture and painting in his day, too.

    I’m just fucking saying is all.

  64. I’m just trying to get you to see that it wasn’t about Rebecca, Michael was being goofy towards YOU!!! It could have been any child in that picture and Michael would have had the same response. You’re being sensitive.

  65. WE ARE THE WOOOOOORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREEEEN

  66. HAAAANNNNDS ACROSS AMERICAAAAAA!!!!!

  67. YOU’RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE?

  68. >> You’re being sensitive.

    Yes, I am. But I don’t portray myself as holier than thou, last time I checked.

    You want to quote scripture (Michael, since this is apparently a proxy thing)?

    How about Matthew 25:40?

  69. wait, I remember this from Breaker Morant…

  70. no.. I was wrong.. AND YET!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI7KJnRlsS4

  71. Hahahaha Dave. Blessed is the peacemaker.

  72. OMG!! Andy, you need fucking help don’t you?!?!?

    It’s blessed are the CHEESEMAKERS and the Greeks shall inherit the earth.

  73. I’m ironical and shit.

  74. One of those guys had a moustache and they held hands.

    NTTAWWT.

  75. I like cheese. Cheese is good.

    Peas are too.

  76. Jesus’ Cheeses.

    Fine delicacies from around the globe. Except for Wisconsin, that shit is inedible.

  77. You had me till you said peas.

    This is not going over well.

  78. Beans?

  79. ok deal

    the musical fruit and all

  80. actually, you know when peas are good? In casseroles. Even though I’m not allowed to make casseroles, I like it when they have peas in them.

    chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie

  81. I’d rather slam the trunk lid of my wife’s car down on my dick than eat a pea.

    Those things are gross.

  82. YOU’RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE?

    I have State Farm, and they’ve always treated me right.

    *sets peejs’ minivan on fire*

    I bet my claim would ge settled faster!!!

  83. * handshake *

    * hug where I feel peej’s bewbs but still hide my belly fat *

  84. eating a pea reminds me of popping pimples.

    it’s disgust-eh-vous

  85. I actually have Geico and considering I back into something about 3 times a week, they really treat me well.

    Not telling PJD about the chick I rear ended the other day. Hoping I can pay her off when my student loan money finally comes in.

    $800 and she has a little scratch on her bumper, but they have to replace the whole thing because it’s plastic? WTF?!?!?!

  86. actually, you know when peas are good?

    When you put them in a post as a metaphor for “peace”?

    No? Ok, just sayin’.

  87. *hugs andy so he thinks he’s feeling my bewbs, but it’s really my beer gut

  88. When you put them in a post as a metaphor for “peace”?

    No? Ok, just sayin’.

    Ooooh boy mister, logic is not appreciated here at the hostages ok?

    and dave really ruined me for eating peas, so I think I’ll be happy to go back to their use as a metaphor

  89. *kicks Michael just because

  90. I’d rather slam the trunk lid of my wife’s car down on my dick than eat a pea.

    If I had any cash, I would TOTALLY provide it to produce that video. It would be hilarious for us and would make a ton of money in Germany.

  91. Sean, I think it would make a ton of money at the hostages.

  92. Never had anything to do with peas.

    As a matter of fact, I fucking hate peas. Except Snow Peas, they’re o.k.

    And any kind of “bean” is o.k. too, because it really isn’t a pea anyway.

    Coffee comes from a bean, and I Iurves coffee. Questions?

  93. BANGLAR DICK SLAM!!!!

  94. money talks, bullshit walks, in the movie biz.

  95. I need coffee.

    beans are fine. I’ll chew them

    I also need to study. I have no desire to. It’s my final and I haven’t cracked a chapter yet, good thing it’s not comprehensive eh?

  96. money talks, bullshit walks, in the movie biz.

    I said “if” I had the cash.

    I’ll have to talk to some investors.

  97. 2001: A Space Odyssey is on one of the movie channels right now, and it has made me realize some things:

    1. People were WAAAAAAY too optimistic about the pace of space exploration back in 1968.

    2. CGI was the worst thing that ever happened to special effects (I already knew this thanks to George Lucas, but it has been reinforced).

    3. Public Domain is the way to go when coming up with a musical score for your big-budget flick.

    4. I no longer know where to score any killer acid or ‘shrooms, let alone weed, and booze doesn’t make this movie seem very trippy at all.

  98. Middle of the night. Awake. Dammit.

    *kicks Michael*

  99. Wakey wakye. ‘cept cyn. tucks blanket around her wiittle shoulders ….

  100. Still up Car in. I managed to fall asleep last night around 9 w/o taking my usual magic pills. Crap.

    How is your dad?

  101. Thanks for the blankie. I hope to use it in another hour I think.

  102. I took a handful of Cyn’s “magic pills” in hopes that it would make the movie more innaresting, and now I GOT THE FEAR!!!!!!

    Can I please have a blanket, too? And maybe some orange juice?

  103. Good morning ladies!

  104. And maybe some orange juice?

    That’s the first thing I went for when I woke up at 3 am!!!

    STAY OUT OF MY MIND!!

  105. NEW POAT!! Eleventy!!

  106. STOP GIVING ME ACCESS TO YOUR MEDICINE CABINET!!

  107. STOP LIVING IN MY ATTIC!!!


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