Watch out for that first step. It’s a doozy!
Uhhh … we have a shitty situation here.
Reason No. 4,327,632 that soccer is totally ghey
Mornin’ Hostages. Feel free to push this fat ginger kid of a poat down like Wile E. Coyote on a defective Acme™ Dynamite Plunger.
July 25, 2010
Categories: BANGLAR KING KONG!!, conspiracy theory, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Drugs, FUCK SALT!!!, funny, Good Stupid, Like you know how to read., new post, Peace Through Douche, Your mom likes this . Tags:Brain Diseased, Feeling the "Love", FUCK SALT!!!, Geniuses, shut your whore mouth . Author: Andy
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Fa-la-la-la-laaaa, la-la-la-first.
Well, sumbitch here it is quarter past ten and no Wakey Wakey from Carin.
I’ll bet that the wake-up calls at the Inn always happen on time.
New poat before wakey wakey … not a good sign.
Actually, she doesn’t do them. There is no one at the front desk until 8, there are no phones in the rooms, and besides, she just tells guests to set the alarm clock. There is one in every room.
BANGLAR ALARM CLOCK
Loved his Planet’s suite … had never heard this until this morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ugABEXzbc
If you don’t like classical music, then get over it and move on. Go on, move on, there’s nothing to see here right now.
Delayed Sunday Morning Wakey Wakey.
See how considerate I’d be iffen you folks came here. I’d let you sleep in …
7 mile road march doesn’t commence until noonish.
I answered you but you just went offline
Yesterday was National Tequila Day AND NO ONE TOLD ME??!?!?!?!
sunuvaBITCH!!!!
Nobody told wiser we voted to shun him?
I’d a told him but I was too busy with the shunnin’.
How could we tell him? We’re shunning him.
Your liver asked us not to mention it, Wiser.
Hi, PattyAnn … ’cause Mrs. Clintbird got up early to leave on her trip.
Would’ve picked a totally different place for lunch if I had know that.
Good reason, Clint
Definitely calls for an afternoon nap.
Nobody told me there was a vote to shun him. I just thought we all figgered it was good idea..
Wiser! Here’s something to keep you busy over the next several hours. Report back to the group with your conclusions.
http://discoverthenetworks.org/
Lighting FAIL update: After hour upon hour of Interwebz surfing, Mrs. Andy has now found the perfect
motherfuckinglight fixture for thedamnedfoyer.Nobody told wiser we voted to shun him?
wait…I’m shunned?
What the hell did I do????
Intestinal gas?
Report back to the group with your conclusions.
Liberals suck.
Intestinal gas?
Well, if that’s all it took, I woulda been shunned a loooooong time ago.
If you haven’t already read this piece by Andy McCarthy on the Ground Zero mosque, prepare to want to go on a 57-state killing spree.
Well done, Wiser.
“If you haven’t already read this piece by Andy McCarthy on the Ground Zero mosque, prepare to want to go on a 57-state killing spree.”
Have already dispatched minions.
Your liver asked us not to mention it, Wiser.
stoopid liver
*punches liver as hard as possible.
ummmm…. that was a bad idea…..
Re: Lighting Fail Update-
Just buy a fucking lamp.
It’s always the messenger…….
Re: Lighting Fail Update-
Just buy a fucking lamp.
So…..Mr. Brad…..uhhhh…..tell us a little bit about your experiences with keeping a wife happy and off of your ass. Details are encouraged.
It should be that easy, xbrad, really. Unfortunately, my role in this process is installation, not product selection.
I’ve kept lots of wives happy.
Just never been married.
Off to run errands. BBL.
I’ve kept lots of wives happy.
Just never been married.
hahaha
I’ve kept lots of wives happy.
By not being the one they married.
Just think how happy Wiserbride is that she’s not married to me.
I’m not sure she’s entirely happy being married to him.
Maybe not, HS, but it probably beats the alternative.
It should be that easy, xbrad, really. Unfortunately, my role in this process is installation, not product selection.
Scott and I are both involved in product selection. Fortunately we work well together and I don’t get bullheaded or overly attached to my own first choice.
…because I ain’t gettin’ my own first choice
I’m not sure she’s entirely happy being married to him.
she loves me.
I don’t get bullheaded or overly attached to my own first choice.
…because I ain’t gettin’ my own first choice
Here’s how it goes down in my house.
But mostly ’cause my husband would rather regulate such choices to me.
she
loves medrinks heavily to dull the pain.she drinks heavily to dull the pain.
I never said how she got there…
Wow. Poor little thread is already on life support.
Lauraw, did you get my email?
we’ll all just wait here quietly until she answers.
Wiser, new poat awaiting your second verse.