Let Us Laugh and Be of Good Cheer

I stole this from the girls at Hot Air.  Here is an instructional video on the appropriate way to watch a Keith Olbermann SuperDuperSpecial Comment.  I recommend that you watch this in its entirety.

Well done Beck.

This has been a great week for conservatives.  Laughing at all these fucking douchebags…from the ridiculous idiotic liars at MSNBC to the deranged groupthink dolts from the JouroList…it’s been fucking comedy gold this week.

I wonder which they will hate more…being pointed at and laughed at because they’re a collective joke or getting their tiny loser balls handed to them in November.  Poor babies.  Hahahaha.

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This was on Maetenloch’s always excellent ONT last night.  This guy had sex with Christie Brinkley…

…a Great Dane that he named Christie Brinkley.  Hahaha!  Sick fuck.

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“Alvin Greene, just because.”™

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487 Comments

  1. *clears mantel for imminent blog awards*

  2. worst post ever

    can’t STAND having Alvin Greene look deep into my soul anymore

  3. I don’t havta watch it if I don’t want to.

    *gets little girl defiant look*

  4. PJ, you’re too shallow for Alvin to look deep into your soul…

  5. Don’t make me spank you both.

  6. ROSETTA – Guess what I found in my truck this morning?

  7. Looks like you found a new avatard for Scott. He just changed like yesterday.

  8. *leans over slightly, tightens buttocks, slaps hand on ass*

    Bring. It. On.

  9. rosetta, I can understand you wanting to spank b-rad and cyn. They’re like chocolate and peanut butter.

    they just go together

  10. ROSETTA – Guess what I found in my truck this morning?

    Hobo corpse?

    A pack of “C” batteries for your vibrator?

    Someone who gives a shit?

  11. Howsabout a movie thread? I saw Inception yesterday with my son (14). 10 out of 10 rubber fists! Loved it, will see it again in teh theater (and I’m a huge tightwad). It reminded me of the first time you saw “The Matrix”. The effects aren’t as cool or groundbreaking, it was just a really cool sci-fi concept implemented really well. Anyone else seen it?

  12. Doc, did you get laid off or something?

  13. *runs and grabs spoon, Jif jar, and bag of choco chip morsels*

  14. Look, it’s cool if Cyn wants to spank me, but Rosie’s gonna hafta pony up some serious cash before I’ll let him lay a hand on me..

  15. they’re like two, two, two mints in one

  16. Someone who gives a shit?

    Says the guy posting a picture of his lunch.

    Oh, the ironing!!

  17. Heh. But it was a pretty good lunch. I’ve been craving biscuit and gravy for days…

  18. Do I need to drink before the Glenn Beck video gets funny?

  19. That was gravy?

  20. Uh oh! Tornado sirens.

  21. “…swallow the gravy.”

  22. >>*clears mantel of bearsharktopus doll collection and sticky-paged back issues of Man-Goat Love Monthly for imminent blog awards*

    fixt

  23. Be Safe Hotspur!!

  24. i like how the lady’s name is pronounced shirod just like how the brits pronounce charade because that’s what this
    2 words
    1st word
    2 syllibles
    stu-pid
    2nd word
    2 syllibles
    fuck-ers
    which pretty much sums up the dept of ag, the obama administartion, the richard dreyface comparison, etc…

  25. for the record, Cyn makes a much better breakfast, especially when Roamy helps.

  26. ROSETTA – Guess what I found in my truck this morning?

    Goats head?

  27. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT:

    For the record, some rat bastard changed the time stamp on my spanking comment as it originally appeared after Cyn and dongface’s comments.

    That is all.

  28. pro-biotic:

    http://www.gravatar.com

  29. You’re welcome, Alvin. I will continue to give you my full support.

  30. On the road again. C U L8TR

  31. just because you found a goat’s head in your truck this morning doesn’t mean everyone else did…

  32. It still looks like it’s where it should be Rosie. PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE!!

  33. what you don’t like getting turned to stone

  34. It still looks like it’s where it should be Rosie. PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE!!

    Hahahahaha. And originally your comment was before Bread’s.

    BEST CRACK EVER!!!

  35. Goats head?

    No. A crumpled g-string, 2 empty BudLime cans, a half-eaten SlimJim, 3 packs of generic cigarettes, a gum wrapper, a half box of cigars, and a box of Altoids.

    Which ones are you responsible for leaving there??

  36. I was the one that left the goats head.

  37. “Doc, did you get laid off or something?”

    Nope, I’m a foot stealing animal doc, member? We take Wednesdays off for Golf and cheating on our taxes.

  38. I can’t wait to see the Kweef’s rebuttal to that segment.

  39. RACISTS!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/29y3z7a

  40. what you don’t like getting turned to stone

    You’re scaring Rosetta’s gerbils.

  41. Mine and PJ’s got ‘altered’ but yours is where it should be.

  42. *raises hand slowly and points to g-string and then points to a picture of Andy*

  43. *gently smacks Cyn on the left ass cheek.

    *watches it jiggle a bit

  44. For the record, some rat bastard changed the time stamp on my spanking comment as it originally appeared after Cyn and dongface’s comments.

    *blink, blink

    Wha?

  45. Nope, I’m a foot stealing animal doc, member? We take Wednesdays off for Golf and cheating on our taxes.

    *nods head

    that’s good. I’m glad you got laid off so you can spend more time with us

  46. *raises hand slowly and points to g-string and then points to a picture of Andy*

    THUD!!!

    … wait, what?

  47. I was the one that left the goats head.

    *pouts*

    If you didn’t like your party favor, you should still be gracious about it!!!

  48. Mine and PJ’s got ‘altered’ but yours is where it should be.

    I don’t touch rosetta’s comments cuz he gets pissy, but there’s a possibility I arranged others so that he was spanking cyn and b-rad.

    that is a possibility

    slim

    but toooooooootally within the realm of possibility

    Fine, it was me. LEAVE ME ALONE!!
    oh, but I still didn’t touch rosetta’s comment
    did I mention he cries?

  49. just because you found a goat’s head in your truck this morning doesn’t mean everyone else did…

    well.. uhm..

  50. *thinks about making a reading comprehension remarks*

    Nah!

  51. did you find any half smoked cigarettes?

  52. Rosie left the BudLime cans and the Altoids.

  53. Excellent.

    http://tinyurl.com/2eeqerh

  54. Hahahahaha

    Chief ended up with the cigars. Don’t tell Eddie.

  55. *raises hand slowly and points to g-string and then points to a picture of Andy*

    Hahahahahahaha.

  56. did anyone know that Obama’s 2nd book was named after a sermon given by Jeremiah Wright? Funding was just approved for a ship to challenge the Israeli blockade… the name of the ship you ask?
    Audacity of Hope

    Coincidence?

  57. That is excellent, Rosencrantz.

    Did you get that through your new @24_7_365LemonParty FaceTwitch account?

  58. So. Who’s turn is it to haze the newbie?

  59. Important Action Alert:

    I have now successfully converted Hotpur’s video featuring a very hung over Slublog and it’s poated in the Saturday page of Teh Meat Locker!

  60. Pro-biotic,
    I believe it was named after a Wright lecture.

  61. Car in!
    Why aren’t you out running?

  62. Does Car in know why she should be jealous of the newbie?

  63. I gotta go do mommy things.

    Sigh.

    I’ll be gone ALL NIGHT.

  64. I believe it was named after a Wright lecture.

    Is a sermon a lot different than a lecture?

  65. I don’t want to hear it Andy. LA LA LA LAA LAAA.

    Uni, I already just got done working out. HA!

  66. I don’t care if you’ve met her.

    She still gets hazed.

  67. I have now successfully converted Hotpur’s video featuring a very hung over Slublog and it’s poated in the Saturday page of Teh Meat Locker!

    *tackles Cyn and applies Family Values smooch

  68. rules are rules.

  69. We hazed her at the BANGLAR MEAT UP!!!

  70. oh yeah, she needs to be hazed. Carin is correct and how DARE you accuse my carin of jealousy.

    what’s fair is fair

    haze the bitch

  71. “Is a sermon a lot different than a lecture?”

    good point. Not so much to me, but there is probably a difference, I don’t know what it is though.

  72. haze the bitch

    OK, OK you win.

  73. um I have a mirror or did you forget

    buahaaa hahaha

  74. We hazed her at the BANGLAR MEAT UP!!!

    Doesn’t count. We didn’t have full Hostage representation.

    what’s fair is fair
    haze the bitch

    YEA!!!! It’s a hazing!

    you guys tell me how it goes. I gotta drive for an hour, sit for two hours watching my son, then drive another hour.

  75. um I have a mirror or did you forget

    ummmm, hello? We’re related by blood.

    total immunity

    poor hostages, there’s two of us now

  76. Slublog looks like he’s really trying to maintain.

    10,000 Nobel Peace Prizes!!!

  77. you guys tell me how it goes. I gotta drive for an hour, sit for two hours watching my son, then drive another hour.

    nah, we’ll wait for you.

  78. Slublog looks like he’s really trying to maintain.

    sobriety?

  79. Did you get that through your new @24_7_365LemonParty FaceTwitch account?

    Shotgun a couple of beers and ask me that again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evr_4OsRJ04

  80. So, pro-biotic, when you and PJ get together, do you prefer The Shocker® or The Minivan®?

  81. Someone remind me about the Slublog dealo. I’ll watch it tomorrow morning.

  82. I don’t know what your weather is like Car in, but you may want to look at a radar map.

  83. Hahahahaha

  84. We’ve got rain

  85. We;;, we have tornado sirens.

  86. the shocker

  87. It looks like the bad stuff is South and we won’t get hit until later tonight

  88. Hostpur, I’ve made caiparinhas 50 times and Mrs Rosetta is always been “Meh.”.

    After you making her caiparinhas last weekend she just had me make a batch.

    Nicely done.

  89. BANGLAR GOATS HEAD!!

  90. BANGLAR JENGA YAHTZEE!!

  91. Hostpur, I’ve made caiparinhas love to my wife 50 times and Mrs Rosetta is always been “Meh.”.

    FIFY

  92. Best game ever.

    BANGLAR JENGA YAHTZEE!!

  93. DRIVE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. Two things:

    If you cut up the limes the way I did, you get way more juice.

    Sugar syrup is way mo betta than granulated.

    Oh, one more thing, that muddler is tits.

  95. KING KONG CAIPARINHAS!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iC3gwCQesc

  96. Hostpur, I’ve made caiparinhas love to my wife 50 times and Mrs Rosetta is always been “Meh.”.

    FIFY

    *removes white gloves, slaps MCPO*

    DUEL!! Tomorrow noon, GOOD DAY SIR!!

    I SAID GOOD DAY!!

  97. that muddler is tits

    +13 Banglar Nobels!

  98. DUEL!! Tomorrow noon, GOOD DAY SIR!!

    Sorry man, Wiserbud is coming over to give me a bikini wax.

  99. If you cut up the limes the way I did, you get way more juice.

    Sugar syrup is way mo betta than granulated.

    Oh, one more thing, that muddler is tits.

    I didn’t see how you cut teh limes but I cut them like the guy in the video I linked. And yes simple syrup is way mo better.

    My muddler is actually an 18″ mini-baseball bat. Yours had the rubber nipples which is probably good.

    *burns mini-baseball bat with hot iron for not having rubber nipples*

  100. Yeah, that’s where I learned. prior to seeing the video I just cut them in to qharters and left that stringy bit in the middle.

  101. Cyn, what are you wearing right now?

  102. An extra long Snoopy t-shirt, a watch, glasses, and a smile.

  103. Yeah, that’s where I learned. prior to seeing the video I just cut them in to qharters and left that stringy bit in the middle.

    Same here. That video was great.

    Also, I’m glad that shitty liquor store didn’t have cachaça. If there was another bottle of that I think I would have missed the van party.

  104. It is as hot as the surface of the fucking sun in St Louis today.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    LIFFEEEE GIVVVVVIIINNNNGGG BAAAALLLLL OF FIIIIRRREE!!!!

  105. Very cold bottle of vodka + Glass = Drink.

    Bottle of Irish + 3 ice cubes + glass = Drink

  106. A whole fifth of Mount Gay Eclipse pisaddeared in a hurry. I hope those fags weren’t putting it in Coke.

  107. An extra long Snoopy t-shirt, a watch, glasses, and a smile.

    The watch is a bit much, don’t you think?

  108. Meh, I thought the long Snoopy t-shirt was w-a-a-a-a-y over-dressed for this crowd.

  109. Since my watch is black, I think your comment is raaaaacist!

  110. I loved the caiparinhas someone made for me, I am so glad I know what it’s called now. Thx

  111. 3 fingers of Mount Gay + lemon twist + neat = a drink

  112. Huh? pro-biotic, who you be?

  113. MOM! HOTSPUR USES 3 FINGERS TO MOUNT A GAY!!!

  114. huh yurself :)

  115. That someone was moi. And you are very welcome, pretty lady.

  116. Dammit! The whole point of my suggesting that hotspur make chupacabras at the meetup was so I could have one.

    By getting there so late I missed out and, even worse, Rosetta benefitted.

    BANGLAR MEETUP FAIL!!!

  117. is that pitchfork on your avatar kinda like american gothic?

  118. ok hotspur I’m putting it all together now… but Rosetta still isn’t..

  119. Extremely interesting:

  120. thx Hotspur

    blushes softly and bats eyelashes

  121. Andy, dude, big time fail. Tejas? October?

  122. home and just opened ice cold beer

  123. Yay, shoshos.

  124. Hello Hostages!

    Status report: pork on the grill, cold beer about to be opened. Beatings at work continue.

  125. I think so. Mrs. Andy likes the idea, which helps tremendously. She’s going to Dallas for another event right around the same time, and we’re gonna see if we can make a long week of it.

  126. Hahahaha

    Ann Arbor Art Fair going on right now – biggest in the country.

    I always used to say “It isn’t art, and it isn’t fair.”

    Can’t do it anymore, as my daughter is in it this year.

  127. True story:

    About a week ago I had a dream and in it someone LIKE Hugh Jackman but not Hugh Jackman was wearing a shirt with a button on it and when he turned toward me I could read the button and it said;

    LEMON PARTY
    24/7

    I swear on my Hostage underwear that was really in my dream. I woke up laughing.

  128. is she a painter?

  129. Maybe it’ll be more interesting if I include the link … stupid senility.

    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=181961

  130. Go read this; NOW!

    http://tinyurl.com/25e6hv7

  131. I am already ready for the Dallas smeatup

  132. LEMON PARTY
    24/7

    **writes down idea for secret santa

  133. No, pro, jewelry.

    http://www.etsy.com/shop/kpglassjewelry1

  134. After you catch up on your reading, go read this, NOW (after MCPO’s article):
    http://www.mrc.org/biasalert/2010/20100721015034.aspx

  135. a button that says LEMON PARTY 24/7

    dammit

  136. they are blaming Fox and Andrew as a pawn move to set up their push to control the media. Sherod was fired before 5pm est and Fox never even aired a report on it till like 8:45pm that night. not even close to shnuckering anyone

  137. Hotspur that’s terrific, you’re daughter has talent!

  138. glass joory kewl!

  139. pro-biotic, concerning the ship “The Audacity of Hope” to which you refer … possible part of this strategy?

    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2010/07/octobers-surprise.html

    And, no, I put absolutely nothing past these bastards.

  140. another atlas shrugged fan? Is this blog heaven??!! First Cuffy now Clintbird…

  141. Her website is one of many I view on a daily basis trying to learn everything I can about our communist-in-chief.

  142. Mare, pro-biotic is my female cousin that met up with me at the meatup

  143. no i was not referring to a possible second attack however this article is interesting and if the ship gets a go ahead it would be arriving in sept-oct time frame

  144. Hurt my shoulder biking yesterday, didn’t think it was much but it hurts like a motherfuck right now.

    Going up again this evening, taking a couple pills to dull the pain.

    Pills are the tits.

  145. Thanks, I pretty proud of her. I’m the one that turned her on to glass, then I lost interest. She was doing it in her spare time, and selling on Etsy, as well as getting in to several galleries.

    She was working full time for a venture capital firm making a LOT of money.

    Pne day she called and said”Dad, I’m quitting my job to make jewelry full time.” And I went *o, God, what is this going to cost me?*

    She’s never borrowed a dime. She’s even in the Smithsonian Catalogue.
    *brag over*

  146. never seen the website but was referring to the book atlas shrugged

  147. Hi, Roamy. Mrs. Clintbird is going to Murfreesboro by herself now. Seems she decided to take the extra trip her dad wanted to do so I decided to stay home to take care of the homestead/dogs because the trip is now much longer than the original plan.

  148. pro-biotic, that link will take you to her website.

  149. I like Atlas Shrugged, too.

    By the way, PJM, are we still not discussing Don Quixote? I moved on to Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

  150. PJM,
    Is pro-biotic as sweet as you are?

  151. Yep, knew that PJM. And of course, if she’s kin to you, she has to be tee terrific!

  152. Thanks PJM! You are now answering questions exactly before I type them. Spooky.

  153. Dick Morris said on Hannity we used to think conspiracy theorists were crazy but now it’s turning out they are right

  154. PJM, I hope I didn’t miss it up thread but can you tell us about living in the new place?

  155. Clintbird, sorry I won’t see you in TN.

  156. This poat smells like horse shit.

  157. My great niece is coming for a surprise overnight visit tonight. Hooray! She’s VERY funny, and in fact, I’m pretty sure she’ll be a successful stand up comic one day. The way she acts reminds me alot of PJM. Say PJM, you didn’t accidentially hatch a child in central Kentucky and forget where you put it, did you? Well, DID YOU?

  158. Pro-biotic is as sweet as can be. But I saw her go from zero to sixty a couple times on Sunday, so she’ll fit in nicely.

  159. um no PJM is way sweeter
    I’m more bitter
    like bitter not tell Rosetta who I am cuz he still doesn’t know

  160. Pro, I think you’re thinking of the book, atlas is also a blog by a woman named Pamela gellar

    And uni, no she’s not as sweet as me. She has me beat and hung out to dry in the sweet department

  161. “Going up again this evening, taking a couple pills to dull the pain.”

    Yep. I did the same thing before a round of golf about 20 years ago. The result? A week in bed and months of pain.

    I swore off of pain meds after that. Pain is there for a reason, it keeps you from doing stupid things.

  162. I may be doing some August traveling down south, Roamy??? Not sure where or when, but if it’s near you, I’ll holler.

  163. yeah I was thinking about the book, I clicked through and checked out the website though
    I didn’t post about the ship previously knowing about the theory, I just think the whole thing is not coincidental and we should be keeping our eye it

  164. Time to have fun.

    Please don’t kill each othe whilst I’m gone.

  165. And uni, no she’s not as sweet as me. She has me beat and hung out to dry in the sweet department

    http://tinyurl.com/yg2yp64

  166. Years ago I knew a girl who was making ceramic and paper jewelry. She somehow got her jewelry onto a model that was on the cover of Vogue or something similar. Her business just exploded, had sales people working all 50 states and eventually someone came in and bought it all.

    Set for life at about 30.

  167. I like romy more than atlas shrugged.

    Mare, I’m moving in as I type this. I’m doing it by myself because pjd can’t help till this weekend.

    Plus Madeleine has a ballet recital on Sunday and pjd and I are volunteering at stuebenville on Saturday and I have school on Saturday

  168. “I swore off of pain meds after that. Pain is there for a reason, it keeps you from doing stupid things.”

    Ha HA! That’s a good one.

    The great Uniball drug fog ride will start in fifteen minutes.

    My only concern is one section of the ride is way technical, like expert switchbacks with rutted out drainage problems and jagged rocks facing against the grain.

    I am taking this route because it is faster, I need to get home to watch that art show on Bravo that my wife and I are following. It’s fucking fantastic in the worst way possible. Douche bag artists competing against each other, one guy painted a clown face on a board. Same guy got kicked off last week and had a fit calling the other artists names like “Art dweeb” and “art pussy”. It was fantastic, we were cracking up.

    Burritos for dinner motherfuckers.

  169. oooh stuebenville is this weekend?

  170. Going……..NOW!

    Y’all have a great evening.

  171. pro-biotic, do you live back east somewhere?

  172. This is stuebrnville if anyone is curious and yes, it’s this weekend

    http://www.franciscanyouth.com/

  173. mid-hudson valley NY

  174. And howdy clintbird!

  175. Does this look infected? *points at taint* can somebody rub some pro-biotic on it?

  176. PJ, I’m pretty sure there is a glass museum in Stuebenville. Check it ou.

  177. Oh, hi pro-biotic! *waves* *runs*

  178. Have fun uni!

  179. Hi, PJM. I hope you survive the move.

    pro-biotic, that’s a pretty part of the country.

  180. WOW love that website how cool! and Graham is going, anyone else?

  181. Spanks, I can’t believe this day is finally here!

  182. The Mohawk Valley is also very pretty. I’d like see both of them in Autumn.

  183. Graham is not old enough to go. Jacob is going and along with me and pjd, my parents, I think your nana and the krivitz’ are volunteering.

    It’s gonna be a blast

  184. yes its pretty here especially in the autumn, but I hike and the tics are everywhere. This is like the lime disease capitol of the world. But they paid me a lot to move here so whateva

  185. Important update was added to the poat.

  186. cool, clintbird, on both the trip and the planets

  187. that is not an ‘update’ clintbird. that is vandalism.

  188. oh so its for older “kids” I clicked on the adult conferences and it looked cool too. I would totally go, does it come around yearly or change locations?

  189. Ok boys and girls to put stuff away

  190. Did you notice that the Mighty O (see top) has an itty bitty teeney weeney weenie?
    Bwahahahahahahahahhahaaaa!

  191. Did anyone put up the link to the Journolist tentacle pron thread?

  192. Did you notice that the Mighty O (see top) has an itty bitty teeney weeney weenie?

    No, I did not notice.

  193. I think every year. You want to get fed, this is how it happens

  194. how do I get in to see the pic of the meetup it says I need a PW. Also I have some pics as well

  195. Gotta go fight with liberal bureaucrats. bbl.

  196. Did you notice that the Mighty O (see top) has an itty bitty teeney weeney weenie?

    Looked more like cameltoe to me…

  197. Email me nude pics of yourself, and I’ll send you the password, Probe./

  198. Pro-biotic, I suggest you submit PoL first.

  199. PoL?

  200. Proof of Life. A photo of you. Send it to b-rad.

  201. do you guys get imposters on here? Sure I’ll send a pic… email?

  202. pro-biotic, pjm may be an imposter???

  203. Normally, Rosettadouche would take care of it, but he’s out fornicating the cainine tonight, so B-Rad is your next choice.

  204. PJ’s busy moving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_t8lVDt2RM

  205. do you guys get imposters on here?

    No, never.

  206. OK, I’m back. Is it my turn to haze PJC yet?

  207. For Roamy:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1296841/More-100-Earth-like-planets-just-past-weeks.html

    Holy shit:

    Scientists now believe that there are likely to be around 100 million planets in the Milky Way that harbour exactly the right conditions for life.

    And they expect to be able to identify around 60 of these habitable Earth-like planets within the next two years.

  208. I still haven’t seen the pics of Steve the weirdo at the picnic and I had to sit next to him. Oh gosh that guy smelled like ass and when Cuffy’s wife was letting us use her suntan lotion and she looked at him and (we still didn’t know he wasn’t with our group) she says um do you need some. he says ” don’t mind if I do” he proceeds to lather up his face from a 2 inch tube of 70 proof ladies sunblock and takes off toward the pavillion looking like he just sucked a cock with thick white “cream” all over his face. PJM starts walking over thinking we had picked up a down syndrome guy who was drooling. Seriously when we added up all the facts we just about peed our pants laughing so hard.

  209. Two of my sisters went to FUS, Peej. One did the whole four years, the other did two and finished at UM. How do you know about it?

  210. No pro, send the photo to ME!
    Like your new haircut pic, it’s too cute

  211. Did you click on the link jazz? Clicky clicky

  212. Skibi posted that one Maybe I could have her email it to me…

  213. Any of you world travelers have a recommendation for a good beachfront hotel on Bermuda?

  214. No can do from my phone, Peej!

  215. wow I just found airfare for 49 dollars each way from houston to dallas so for 100 bucks and less than an hour and 1/2 I could fly to the meat up

  216. Yes huh.

    You have to click on the comment and pretend like you’re going to edit it. When you do you can highlight and copy the link and then post it in a new window.

    Yes it’s a lot of work, but every once in a while it’s worth it

  217. When is that one Sohos?

  218. And come home on the red-eye!

    As if.

  219. Either Farmount ,Andy. One’s on the beach, one’s on the harbour in town. I personally loved staying at the one in town (Hamilton). Food! Food! Food! everywhere.

  220. Company’s coming. Bye everyone.

  221. BANGLAR ALVIN GREENE RAP VIDEO!!!

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/303893.php

  222. Thanks clint. We stayed at the Fairmont Hamilton Princess last time. Very nice hotel, and I agree on the food.

    We want to do beachfront this time, and I was thinking about the other one. I’m also looking at this joint: http://www.mandarinoriental.com/bermuda/

  223. The other side of the leg tat, finished last month.

  224. I’m also looking at this joint

    Hey – Atlantis, in the Bahamas, is having a $600/3 nights special. That’s practically free.

  225. The other side of the leg tat, finished last month.

    Good camo.

  226. Great, but it’s in the Bahamas.

    I can see Bermuda from my house!

  227. Oil spill special?

  228. I swear, Peej, this better be worth it, or I’m putting in a prayer that you have six more kids at Mass on Sunday. I mean that’s what I’ll pray on Sunday – not that you’ll deliver six babies this Sunday in church. Whatever. Expectations are high!

  229. Oct. 2nd

  230. Good camo.

    I’ve found that when I wear shorts guys are too busy staring at the tats to stare at the boobs. Which is nice.

  231. I can see Bermuda from my house!

    Look who’s flaunting his foreign policy credentials.

  232. I’ve found that when I wear shorts guys are too busy staring at the tats to stare at the boobs.

    Jamming the boob radar, eh? That’ll never work on m….a fern, you say?

  233. LA Story is on I love watching this movie

  234. Is it b/c there is a tropical depression over the top of them

  235. That’ll never work on m….a fern, you say?

    A fern and a playtpus.

  236. I’ve found that when I wear shorts guys are too busy staring at the tats to stare at the boobs. Which is nice.

    Obi Wan Tattobi’s using the “these aren’t the bewbs you’re looking for” Jedi mind trick.

  237. GEOFF!

    I’m going to be in Denver next week, are you back home yet?

  238. Oh jazz, I said every once in a while it’s worth it. That has nothing to do with this time.

  239. Very cool, PJ. Is that one by you there?

  240. At viejas something at sdsu. It’s amazing too see 1000’s of kids on fire for Jesus

  241. And my Sunday supplications will not include any petitions for your impregnification, PJ. :-)

  242. Look who’s flaunting his foreign policy credentials.

    Yes, I plan to open trade negotiations mere moments after I arrive: http://www.cigarbox.bm/

  243. I’m going to be in Denver next week, are you back home yet?

    Not yet, but by Sunday for sure. I emailed you already.

  244. It’s amazing too see 1000′s of kids on fire for Jesus

    The inquisition is back!

  245. The inquisition is back!

    Hahahaha. Like I wasn’t about to go looking for a pic of a cross-burning

  246. Wow. Damn Papists.

    Us Presbyterians just make the kids go to bed without dinner.

  247. Cooked and ate dinner and came back to this.

    Comment by Frank Abagnale on July 22, 2010 7:36 pm
    do you guys get imposters on here?

    No, never.

    bwahahahahahahaha, good one, geoff.

  248. Thanks jazz! We will, however, be burning geoff at the stake.

    All in a day’s work

  249. Thanks jazz! We will, however, be burning geoff at the stake.

    Rub or sauce…?

  250. Haven’t told the tattoo lady this yet, but I think the next project (a while down the road) is going to be a merger of the celtic tree of life and the phylogenetic tree.

  251. Damn Papists. Us Presbyterians just make the kids go to bed without dinner.

    I was a mean mom and made my daughter smell what happens to a wet towel wadded up in the hamper for three days.

  252. Hey Frank, you know any good banks?

  253. Roamy:

    http://tinyurl.com/2dnovvm

  254. good night all

  255. good night sohos! *blows kiss*

  256. Gmail, peej. :-)

  257. Night sohos.

  258. “I was a mean mom and made my daughter smell what happens to a wet towel wadded up in the hamper for three days.”

    HAHAHA!!

  259. Hi Tats! *waves*

  260. G’nite, sohos. Don’t feed the parasites tonight.

  261. Don’t feed the parasites tonight.

    Nice, Jazz Hands. Kind of like my favorite saying; “Up the proverbial tributary without a means of propulsion.”

  262. ‘Night sohomofo

  263. **looks up APOBS

    Cool, Xbrad, thank you

  264. Hi Tats! *waves*

    Hi Brew, how ya doing?

  265. Since no one said it had already been posted here,

    http://spectator.org/blog/2010/07/22/journolist-and-japanese-tentac

  266. APOBS is like a baby MICLIC

  267. I think it’s hilarious that Laura and Sohos have their own special nicknames for each other.

    also kinda hot.

  268. Hi Brew, how ya doing?

    Excellent! Howsa by you?

  269. **looks up MICLIC

    sounds dirty

  270. Excellent! Howsa by you?

    Not too bad. Job hunting, but still employed, and managing to keep fairly busy.

  271. I think I have to get my cat sheared again.

  272. TI, employed and looking is a way better deal. Best of luck.

    Anybody heard from VMax today? I’ve been out of .. ok I was working all day. Hope he’s all right.

  273. TI, employed and looking is a way better deal. Best of luck.

    Agreed, and I’d pretty much have to assault crazy coworker at work to get fired.

  274. I think I have to get my cat sheared again.

    Seriously hoping cat is not a euphemism.

  275. Evenin’, Hostageseses. How’s everyone this beautiful day?

  276. I’d pretty much have to assault crazy coworker at work to get fired.

    There are days that scenario could be worth it.

  277. MICLIC:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU33PrFJI4Q

  278. Job hunting, but still employed

    Good luck! Your new tattoos look awesome, btw.

  279. Hi Sky! *waves*

  280. Hi Ember, glad to see you are happy with the move back home.

  281. Hey Sky, sounds like life is good there. I’m glad. How’s the kid diggin it?

  282. “…5 lbs. of C-4 per foot…”

    bunk

  283. Home is awesome! *happy dance* Now, I just need to get a full paycheck!

  284. Thanks Brew

    There are days that scenario could be worth it.

    Like Tuesday after being snapped at for like the 5bazillionth time. She walks a fine line, right on the edge.

  285. The little one loves it. She helps in the garden, we go for bike rides all the time, our best friend and her favorite “uncle” is around every day to hang out. She told me today that she’s glad we left Louisiana because she loved the garden. Super thrilled.

  286. ‘Sup, peoples?

  287. Democrat fiscal responsibility: http://www.michigancapitolconfidential.com/13219

  288. That’s great. Moves with little ones can be easier, you’re their whole world. If you’re happy, they’re happy. As long as there are gardens. And cookies.

    Sean, how many people did you embarrass today with your horrible manners?

  289. “As long as there are gardens. And cookies.”

    Uncle S has cookies (our friend across the street. he’s been baking). We have M&Ms, which is almost better in Ember Jr.’s book.

  290. Cookie?

    http://tinyurl.com/2bc4puu

  291. Sean, how many people did you embarrass today with your horrible manners?

    I only saw and spoke to one of my co-workers today, and she didn’t seem terribly put-off.

  292. I’m so glad you went back “home” sky.

    Yannow, there’s no place like it

  293. Hi Sean.

    http://tinyurl.com/2etvvdq

  294. Did you know, Puppeh, that the cookies that Cookie Monster eats on Sesame Street are actually rice cakes?

  295. Good one, Pup. I once sold an annuity to Patty Duke’s brother. True story.

  296. Rice cakes?

    http://tinyurl.com/28yesm7

    I think I’m going to need confirmation from an independent source, gonzo.

  297. Did you see Mrs. Wiserbud at the game?

    Shameful.

    http://tinyurl.com/23upsh9

    I mean…if it was Jeeter, yeah, OK, I can see that.

  298. Fuckin Ichiro.

  299. *tackles pupster and gives him the Ichiro*

  300. That ain’t Mrs. Wiserbud.

    She is soooo much cuter.

  301. Fuckin Ichiro.

    No tentacle?

    Meh.

  302. Seriously hoping cat is not a euphemism.

    No, my pussy is super hairy. I’m not even kidding. I have to have it partially anesthetized and shaved once a year or so.

  303. So, what’s for dinner?

    http://tinyurl.com/26w3m98

    Liver? Ugh.

  304. If that was Dave’s liver, that dog is going to need rehab.

  305. No, my pussy is super hairy.

    OFB?

  306. Romy,
    ‘.. 5 lbs of C4 per foot’ reminds me of a night back in the ’60s, driving down Columbia Blvd in Portland, OR when I threw a block of C4 with a cap and 30-second fuse into the ditch on the opposite side of the road (so I could watch the flash in the mirror & hear the BOOM ), and a few seconds later there is a car coming the other direction. It’s a Multnomah County Deputy. Oh Oh!
    BOOM!
    I figure he was really close when that went off. Did a lot of directional changes and made it home without getting arrested!
    YEA Me!
    I did lots of stupid shit as a kid. I don’t think anyone got hurt, though.
    My folks HATED it when the FBI showed-up at the door looking for me.
    Lightweights!
    My brother only ever got the city-cops. I got the FEDS!

  307. Hi foaks. I just spent $200 on clothes for beasnette. She is still a lot of fun to dress up.

    I tried some crap on and ran crying from the dressing room. I swear there was a dumpy troll staring at me from the mirror.

  308. Hi beasn! *waves*

    Good night all. Going to read for a while before the sandman gets here.

  309. Hi beanes.

    You are as cute as http://tinyurl.com/2ahscpk

  310. OFB?

    No, maine coon.

  311. Beasn,
    A friend Anita & I used to work with expressed this way; “Who’s that ugly dwarf wearing my clothes”?

  312. I’m watching the Dodger pregame show, and they’re doing a story on Manny Ramirez auctioning off his rare Porsche for charity, and while that’s cool, it pissed me off that he was speaking through an interpreter. He grew up in fucking NYC!!!

  313. Racist

  314. My mom made me wear plaid Toughskins to school.

    Compared to that, the clothes I get from the dumpster make me look pretty classy…

    http://tinyurl.com/22vts6g

  315. Night Brew. *waves*

  316. That’s just Manny being Manuel.

    (wonders how to do the special squiggly line askii character over the ‘e’ in Manuel for about 2 seconds. Decides not to care.)

  317. Hi beanes.

    You are as cute as http://tinyurl.com/2ahscpk

    OMG! That is exactly what that troll in the mirror looked like!

    G’nite brewfan.

    xbrad – the daughter and I are usually bargain shoppers. The kid can wear most anything and look terrific. She is willowy. And I was so happy to see pretty feminine tops for her with sweetheart necklines, resembling pretty ballet stuffs – the top parts. Subdued pinks with faux pearls….lacy baby dolls. She even wanted a dress. This will be teh first time since early grade school that she wants to wear a dress to school, accessorized with Converse, of course.
    Her birthday is coming, so I figured, why not? She’s a good kid.

  318. I’m sorry, Beasn. What on earth made you think I gave a damn about women’s fashion? I have no earthly conception of what a “sweatheart neckline” is.

    Sean would probably be interested in a dress though…

  319. Humanitarian crisis in Gaza:

    http://tinyurl.com/24txmvq

  320. What on earth made you think I gave a damn about women’s fashion?

    Not a damned thing and I don’t care.

  321. On the counter
    By your keys
    Was a book of numbers
    And your remedies
    One of these
    Surely will screen out the sorrow
    But where are you tomorrow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPONIgSmbA

  322. I still love you, Beasn, and want you to bake me a cake.

    There’s nothing you can do to change that.

  323. Sweetheart necklines don’t hide the hickeys.

  324. Beasn – I’m sure that your beautiful daughter will look lovely in the tops you described.

  325. “What on earth made you think I gave a damn about women’s fashion?”

    He lies a lot.

  326. I just made the most awesomest fried chicken tonight! I’ll probably never be able to recreate it because I used the “spin the spice wheel” method.

    And for you night timers coming in, I was able to get Hotspurs little video of slublog surviving a hangover. It’s in the Saturday Daytime page.

  327. Big black cow?

    RACIST!

  328. Poor Slublog! He was a hurting puppy.

  329. Tomorrow night I’m making BBQ chicken and grilled corn on the cob.

  330. Self inflicted = no sorrow

  331. BBQ sounds good.

    My youngest was asking me to make chicken sammiches tonight instead of the fried; fortunately he still ate it (he’s so picky!). I do my chicken sammiches with the Progresso Italian Bread Crumbs. OMG. You cannot screw it up.

  332. So how’s everyones weather?

  333. {just trying to get in all the official topics of H2 for the evening}

  334. You eat better than anyone I know MCPO.

  335. What’s your typical dinner scottw?

  336. So how’s everyones weather?

    Hot and humid. I’m also distracted because I just figured out how to make movies out of multiple png files, which I had 500 of after testing out a neat cellular automata program.

    Now I have a trippy little movie and my wife is asleep and can’t see it. Sadness.

  337. How old are your kids Cyn?

  338. I had leftovers of this that I made last night.

  339. Leon – Find a house yet?

  340. Boys: 12 and 9

  341. I managed to talk my wife into commuting for another year, then we’re looking for a house with 10-20 acres near Milan so we can keep horses and maybe do some hobby farming.

  342. Oh, and 46

  343. Sweetheart necklines don’t hide the hickeys.

    Hmmm…she won’t be getting hickeys. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, for one and she is rather modest, for two. She would be mortified getting a hickey, mostly because we’d give her trouble.

    She’s a lot like us. Mr. Beasn gave me a hickey once, as a teen, and it was done as a joke. I was scared to death my dad would see it. Not only would him knowing and thinking the worst would embarrass the hell out of me, but he probably would have knocked me upside the head.

  344. Oh, and 46

    Smartass!

  345. That’s me Snookums!

  346. hi

  347. Huggie Plane Buddy!

  348. HI Dave!

    *rolls eyes at lame sockpuppet*

  349. That’s the worst sock puppet ever.

  350. Yeah, who’s gettin the hugs from the hot chick now Chief?

  351. It’s not your sockpuppeting, it’s your avatard.

  352. Bedtime. See y’all in the boob thread.

  353. Iceman–speaking of avatards, you’re looking a little grape-ape-ish

  354. * looks around *

    Leon, this is the boob thread.

  355. Nighty night Leon!

  356. HA!

  357. Hey!

    wait a minute there buckeroo!

  358. NYTOL,
    Drink & drugs are the devils work.
    Well, works for me.

  359. Speaking of boobs….

    *pretends to look out the aircraft winder for the 47th time.

  360. Nice coconuts.

  361. Nice coconuts.

    No shit, Andy, are they really?

    I forgot to look.

  362. She was married when we first met
    Soon to be divorced
    I helped her out of a jam, I guess,
    But I used a little too much force.
    We drove that car as far as we could
    Abandoned it out west
    Split up on a dark sad night
    Both agreeing it was best.
    She turned around to look at me
    As I was walkin’ away
    I heard her say over my shoulder,
    “we’ll meet again someday on the
    avenue,”
    Tangled up in blue.

  363. Awww shit. 300 is on and I have to get ready for bed.

    Later, my kickass Spartans are calling. RAWR!

  364. Cyn has bewbs? I didn’t notice.

  365. It’s a good thing I lurves you perverts

  366. 300 is on? That movie kicks some serious ass.

  367. Youngest kid on the way home for a quick visit. Later goobers!

  368. Less than 12 hours ’til launch, and the little Odyssey will start its intrepid journey back to the land where it belongs. Cain’t wait.

  369. I’m out too. Too many nights up late. Sweet Dreams to All!

    ♪ Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch! ♫

  370. What, that killed it? Weak poat, man.

  371. hahahahahaha, that figures.

  372. trying again to breathe life into poor little poat

  373. I’ll help you blow on it, roamie.

    (Is that fruit low enough for any of you homos?)

  374. This motherfucker IS dead.

  375. I’m still laughing about the tentacle porn on Journolist

  376. I’m still laughing about the tentacle porn on Journolist

    I’m laughing about how lame their comments were. They made xbrad look funny.

    Unfortunately they couldn’t save me.

  377. Hey, I’ve got some funneh. I’ve just been kinda sick. Hard to be funneh when you feel as bad as Slu looks.

  378. OK, I kilt it.

  379. what the heck, why is everyone gone? Does this mean I have to do school work?

    ghey

  380. Alvin Greene may not be the worst candidate this year:

    http://tinyurl.com/29deel9

  381. I’m here PJ.

    but I’m guessing that’s not what you meant…

  382. Have I mentioned how heartily I’m enjoying this whole Sherrod thing? The Obama Administration looks incredibly incompetent, and keeps shooting itself in the foot, and now Sherrod herself is jumping in front of live cameras and showing herself to be the racist she claimed she wasn’t.

  383. Alvin Greene may not be the worst candidate this year:

    http://tinyurl.com/29deel9

    Kee-rist,! How fucking short was the bus that that guy just took to his taped statement?

  384. I dunno how short it was, but I’m pretty sure that bus stopped at every bar and tavern along the way…

  385. Dude, I’m not sure that it’s just his sobriety that’s, shall we say, challenged.

  386. Oh, he’s a ‘tard, no doubt. But I can tell you this, it is a lot harder to speak on camera than you’d think.

  387. Great. I’m sick as a dog, and two nights in a row, the Navy has to fly at night. In fact, there are more tonight than last night.

  388. Did you politely ask the Navy to wait until you felt better? They might be quiet if you asked nicely.

    /mom

  389. Heh. No, I didn’t. For many years, I’ve held the position that people that buy houses under the approach don’t have the right to complain about the noise.

    And under ordinary circumstances, actually enjoy it. I just have a killer headache. It’s either a tumor or an aneurysm.

  390. Heh, Mare just mentioned a couple of days ago that she and Mr. Mare were looking at a place that was ten minutes away from an airport in TX. Not necessarily a good thing.

  391. 1. I’m RIGHT under the approach pattern.

    2. These are military aircraft. They are MUCH louder than any civilian jet. Like, you can barely hear a 737 taking off, whereas an EA-6B literally shakes the walls here.

    The point being that you can live fairly close to a civilian airport and not suffer much at all. Heck, my place in the desert is right under the approach to PSP and I hardly notice jets.

  392. Middle of the night awake check in. Awake since 2:00 am; now 3:00 am. Goodie gumdrops.

  393. Wakey wakey.

  394. Hi Car in! *waves*

    I need to decide whether to go to work or start building an ark…

  395. Good morning, Carin, good morning, Brew.

  396. Ok, read the thread (doesn’t everyone do that?) from last night.

    fascinating. No truly.

    HEY, so I took my boy to the soccer thing – the kids are good. He said it’s a whole new game from what he’s used to but he’s excited. It was mostly the varsity team playing, and the coach would throw in the freshman to see how they did.

    PTL they’re going to most likely have a JV team this year. Last year they didn’t have enough kids.

  397. Last soccer comment (until i do it again) – some of the kids are the awkward/ geeky type that peps accuse of filling the ranks of soccer. But there were some kids that looks like football players- not the big linemen, but definitely not scrawny pencil-necked geeks. Someone said that a lot of guys that do wrestling, do soccer for the conditioning.

  398. Mornin’ all.

    The Daily Caller Journolist outing of the day is sure to send Keith Olberdouche into a sputtering rage.

  399. I’m gonna try this again.

    WAKEY WAKEY YOU MUTHAFOCKERS

    Let’s see if that get a few more people up.

  400. Huh? Wha? Oh, good morning, Car in.

  401. Ok, so my one kid’s cat (“Jennifer” is my daughter Erin’s cat because the cat is possessive of her, follows her around, etc) caught a vole this morning. She’s MEOWING outside with the thing in her mouth … proud as a peacock she was. Dang cat ran through an open screen before I could close the door.Ran right down to give it to Erin.

    I’m expecting to hear the screaming start at any moment.

    Jennifer’s hard work is so unappreciated by Erin.

  402. I already said good morning! *Casts stink eye at Carin.*

  403. Good morning, Roamy. Dang, I just saw you guys are gonna be hotter there than here in Hell, er, I mean Overland Park.

  404. Huh? Wha? Oh, good morning, Car in.

    I hate to get all army sergeant, but there were only three peps up so far.

    In a bit I’m gonna have to start doing the run-around mommy thing again.

  405. The part I don’t get is why they think O’Reilly is on the right. Last time I checked, he, um, wasn’t.

    (I don’t think he’s on the left either. I think he’s just a pompous blowhard who takes whatever position allows him to be pompous to the most people.)

  406. I already said good morning! *Casts stink eye at Carin.*

    Yea, sure, but you didn’t help me wake anyone else up.

  407. I was over at Facechimp, trying to figure out exactly how I want to say happy anniversary to Mr. RFH and laughing my ass off over my ex-sister-in-law’s status that says, “I try to stay away from drama…”

  408. The part I don’t get is why they think O’Reilly is on the right. Last time I checked, he, um, wasn’t.

    ’cause they haven’t ever actually watched his show. Perhaps they’ve seen a few youtube clips here and there, but that’s about it.

  409. So had anyone heard of this Dreyfuss before Olbermann starting talking about him? He was acting like it was a given, that everyone knows about it.

    I read an article years ago about the basic cultural knowledge that writers assume 90+% of their readers will have, and how the current school systems are failing to pass that along. Case in point – the Jaywalking episode on Independence Day.

  410. My cultural literacy didn’t extending to what the “Jaywalking” thing was – lol. I had to look that up.

    I don’t watch ANY late night television, but I have heard of these various “man-on-the-street” question things.

  411. Big difference between basic history and pop culture. Mr. RFH makes it a point of pride not knowing who Lindsey Lohan and other assorted “stars” are (don’t blame him one bit). Carin, you may not know Jaywalking, but I’m sure you know who Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and the Roosevelts were and probably even more obscure American history facts like the Teapot Dome scandal and the 3/5ths compromise.

  412. I’m sure most folks listening to him had no idea. I didn’t watch the clip (did he esplain?) – but, you know, like most episodes in history, the Dreyfuss episode means what he says it did.

    I mean, I didn’t realize Sherrod was sent to prison?

    And Olberman calling Breitbat a pornographic propagandist? My irony meter just pegged at 11.

  413. Or, should I say, the Dreyfus Affair.

    Don’t want some french snooty coming and correcting me.

  414. Don’t want some french snooty coming and correcting me.

    You can take ’em.

  415. Gah my allergies are bugging me. MY EYES. My itchy eyes.

  416. You know, it’s not so much that kids are NEVER taught this stuff. It that they don’t retain the information because they’re taught it poorly.

    And, because folks don’t ever see a reason to continue to educate themselves.

    I mean, I was TOLD about history in school, but learning is an active event. Not passive. Most everything I’ve learned about history, I’ve learned post grad-school.

    True Story.

    I was a bad student. School was basically sorta easy for me, so I skated and did the minimal amount to get acceptable grades.

    What a waste.

  417. OK, Drugstore run.

  418. I would think by taking your kids to see Gettysburg, that they will remember the battle and therefore the Civil War with more interest than someone just reading about it in a book. Looking across the field of Pickett’s Charge at the cannons aimed squarely at you and climbing through the brush and trees of Little Round Top makes an impression.

  419. Most history that I learned, I picked up from reading. My folks had huge collection of American Heritage history books and such. And reading those over and over was what kids did instead of playing XBoX back in my day.

    My knowledge of L’Affair Dreyfuss comes almost completely from just hearing about it in books that I was reading, and just generally gathering the context over the span of years.

  420. Good morning.

    I’m HUNGRY!!!!

  421. I know I’ve been to Gettysburg, but can’t really remember visiting it.

  422. I’ve been to the Vicksburg battleground. I was damned thankful for Air Conditioning in the car on that day.

  423. Oh, precisely, Roamy.

    I mean, if kids get a bit of pre-info, then visit a site (like Gettysburg) then perhaps watch a few (historically accurate) movies, then read a book on it? They’ll remember it forever.

    But, study it in a book then take a test on Friday?

    That knowledge is gone in a flash.

  424. I cannot recommend Gettysburg enough. The new vistor’s center is wonderful. I wanna go back.

  425. Roamy, if you haven’t already done so, you guys should think about visiting The Stones River Battlefield in Murfreesboro, and for that matter, the Old Fort in Murfreesboro.

  426. Morning, fans.

  427. Carin, you are right about the retention thing. However, the fact that we were made to read it, and be tested on it, not only on Friday, but also at the end of the semester made it different.

    What also made it different was that kids actually failed and had to take the class again. Or even repeat a grade.

    Horrors!!!!!!!!!!

  428. http://dailycaller.com/2010/07/23/geithner-bored-by-complaints-from-business-about-obama-policies/


    “Businesses always want their taxes lower and always want to live with low regulation,” Geithner said. “There is nothing remarkable, or particularly interesting frankly, that we’re in the midst of another debate, which you hear in almost any administration, with people looking for ways to help affect the outcome on the basic path of regulation and taxes.”

    This, after he DISMISSES OUT OF HAND complaints that the admin’s policies are killing the economy. Oh my GOD, what a tool. Outrageous. Simply outrageous.
    He can try to peddle this line to my customers who closed their machine shops in the past couple years and have no reason to reopen.

    Start boiling the fucking tar.

  429. “Start boiling the fucking tar.”

    We’re going to need a bigger boa … er, I mean kettle, to handle all the cobknobblers in DC that need it.

  430. . However, the fact that we were made to read it, and be tested on it, not only on Friday, but also at the end of the semester made it different.
    What also made it different was that kids actually failed and had

    I disagree. You may have been a better student or the teachers may have used better books (more history, less multicultural BS). Kids today still have end -of -semester tests.

    But teacher’s have decided that they can’t let so many kids fail so they make ’em easier or grade on a curve or what not.

    My time in school – PC explosion hadn’t happened yet. Neither had grade inflation. but, I learned stuff, sorta kinda enough, then promptly forgot it.

    As I said – too much passive learning.

  431. Start boiling the fucking tar.

    We’re gonna watch “Song of the South”?

  432. [notes Lauraw didn’t read my blog this morning]

    [Puts a :( next to her name on “the list”]

  433. I mean, wtf do you guys think I’m doing while I’m waiting for everyone to sleep off their drunk?

  434. But teacher’s have decided that they can’t let so many kids fail so they make ‘em easier or grade on a curve or what not.

    That was my point in my less-than-articulate post.

  435. I’ve been to the Vicksburg battleground Andersonville prison. I was damned thankful for Air Conditioning in the car on that day.

    fixt for me

    Carin’s right about the pre-info. I remember seeing all the state memorials at Andersonville and being annoyed that there weren’t any for Georgia, South Carolina, etc. Duh.

  436. Also, learning IS a life-long process if you care about such things. I’m reading A Patriot’s History of the United States right now. Loads of stuff is in there that I was never taught. And I imagine it is far worse today. Stuff is rewritten to push an agenda.

    Our public education system throughout the nation is failing. Why are people so apathetic to this?

  437. [notes Lauraw didn’t read my blog this morning]

    *tugs at collar*

    Uh, the- uhm….look. It’s like this. OH MY GOD LOOK IT’S EWAN MACGREGOR!!!

    *runs away*

  438. Andersonville (the book) was required reading when I was in high school.

  439. Uh, the- uhm….look. It’s like this. OH MY GOD LOOK IT’S EWAN MACGREGOR!!!

    Ewan Macgregor isn’t going to distract me … wait, doesn’t he kinda look like a redhead in this picture….

    [misplaces “the list”]

  440. lso, learning IS a life-long process if you care about such things. I’m reading A Patriot’s History of the United States right now. Loads of stuff is in there that I was never taught.

    Me too. Yep.

    And I imagine it is far worse today. Stuff is rewritten to push an agenda.
    Our public education system throughout the nation is failing. Why are people so apathetic to this?

    [Considers for a moment if people want to hear my education rant … oh, fuck it, that’s what the scroll bar is for amiright?]

    “Public” education is based on the false premise that everyone needs the same amount of education. A basic one-size-fits all premise (I know there is tracking, but it isn’t ENOUGH of efficient or whatever) has morphed into “our one size fits no one.”

    Plenty of folks – there is absolutely no reason they need (or should) attend school through 12th grade. If we did it right, kids would be reading, doing enough math, and having a basic education by the time they finished 8th grade.

    Yep.

    8th grade.

    And you don’t want me to even start on college.

  441. Hotspur, I was either 6 or 7 when we visited Andersonville. I just didn’t get it.

  442. I read Andersonville. It wasn’t required, but it was on a list of those you could do book reports on.

  443. Carin, I completely agree about the 8th grade thing. I was able to totally skate through high school with Bs and an occasional A because of the way I was prepared by the end of the 8th.

    I’ve never had a day of college in my life, but I care about such things as grammar, spelling, composition, handwriting, etc., because I believe these reflect a person’s character.

    I was taught to have a curious mind.

    These things just no longer matter in the education factories.

  444. Personally, I learned to admire folks who KNEW stuff. And I wanted to be one of those folks.

  445. Personally, I learned to admire folks who KNEW stuff.

    It has long been my career goal to be one of those. “I don’t know, go ask Roamy, she’ll know.”

  446. good morning everyone

  447. Morning, pro, how’s life?

  448. I’m just gonna go ahead and agree with Car in right now.

  449. It has long been my career goal to be one of those. “I don’t know, go ask Roamy, she’ll know.”

    Humn …

    I think I just found a joke thread potential.

    What question could prompt that answer [ahem] here.

    What size batteries does Rosie’s rubber fist take?

  450. here’s a great speech about education and the paradigm switch that needs to happen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9CE55wbtY

  451. Morning, fans

  452. Told you, you’d get sucked in probe.

  453. ok wow I’m a freakin newbie i thought it would post the link and the whole damn thing is in there

  454. btw probe, carin is a Catholic homeschooling mom.

    and romy is a Catholic mom.

    Hotspur’s Catholic.

    You’re surrounded.

    you might be safe with Andy, I don’t know. ;)

  455. oh that’s right probe, when you copy and paste, take out the http part and just have your link say, “www”, that way it doesn’t slow the thread down

  456. How many gay porn sites do you get when google “hot redhead” with safe search off?

  457. I saw you here last night, pro-biotic. I don’t think I know you, but maybe I do; I have to quit cooking in aluminum pans. I’m Jazz. I’m known around here for being fabulously attractive and affable. I live in Michigan, love unemployment benefits, walking in the rain, and sand in my bathing suit. My turn-offs are old people who smell like moth balls and barley soup, road rage, and scabies.

    I saw some folks last night knew you, so I know you’re not a stranger. What’s your story?

  458. what about referencing someone’s comment and having it appear in italics above your comment? How do you do that?

  459. ok wow I’m a freakin newbie i thought it would post the link and the whole damn thing is in there

    We’re efficient.

    Where’s Chief to yell at Probe’s faux pas?

  460. btw probe, carin is a Catholic homeschooling mom.

    and romy is a Catholic mom.

    Hotspur’s Catholic.

    You’re surrounded.

    Thanks, Peej. ;p

  461. Jazz, this guy steve brought her to the meetup.

  462. FUCK!!!

    I actually had your name in my head Jazz.

    I suck.

    dang, I’m foul, I need more coffee

  463. Isn’t she a BITCH Jazz?

    (I’m just kidding, you know I love you even though you spooned with Sohos already)

  464. slut.

  465. How many gay porn sites do you get when google “hot redhead” with safe search off?

    bwahahahahaha, Carin, I do know that one. 346.

  466. Dang. I have stuff to do.

    I have to get #2 child ready for soccer camp.

    He says he doesn’t have enough soccer shorts.

    @@.

    He’s such a girl.

  467. pro:

    then paste comment then

  468. Jazz, this guy steve brought her to the meetup.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I just shot my coffee out my nose.

    actually, hate me, I’m the one that got to spoon with sohos.

    Till she kicked me out of my side of the bed when I went to the bathroom.
    She’s an angry elf

  469. bwahahahahaha, Carin, I do know that one. 346.

    hahahaha, don’t let Carin act like she doesn’t know.

  470. Well, that went over like a fart in church.

  471. I actually had your name in my head Jazz.

    I suck.

    dang, I’m foul,

    I swear, if you don’t get off the self-deprecating kick, I’m sending Mel Gibson over to your house to reinforce your self-image. But first, you will blow him.

    You are pretty. Really!!!
    You are funny as shit. Really!!!
    You have teh smartz. Really!!!

  472. back arrow then i then forward arrow then paste comment then back arrow then forward slash then i then forward arrow

  473. hahaha, I sent it to her by gmail so she could see it

    by the way probe, check your gmail

  474. bwahahahahaha, Carin, I do know that one. 346.
    hahahaha, don’t let Carin act like she doesn’t know.

    I know the RATIO of straight to gay redhead males on the internet.

    1 to 487

  475. pro-biotic: welcome.

  476. Isn’t she a BITCH Jazz?

    Not toward me, but she can be kinda . . . you know?

  477. well I already stopped cooking in aluminum pans; I’m not known around here at all but most would say I’m loud and my laugh borders obnoxious. I live in NY but I claim San Diego, I fit nicely into the category of Susie homemaker with a dark side, I am usually the person everyone comes to for advice and I pretend I don’t know what the hell they should do… JK.. My turn offs are liberals who give health food a bad name and teachers who indoctrinate our youth…

  478. yes, but do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?

  479. Isn’t she a BITCH Jazz?

    wait……..are we talking about me?

  480. I love pina coladas if I make em from scratch no drink mixes for me! It depends on who I get caught in the rain with because if it is steve the reunion guy and I realize that since water is a universal solvent and as the water hits him and pours off onto the ground it will contaminate everything with the same smell of ass he left in the car then count me out…

  481. New poat. Leave this haggard, syphilitic gutter slut post for the fresh virginal post waiting for you on the home page.

  482. I’m up. Not awake, but up.


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