Yay. Computers Are Teh Fun.

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  1. NOT SECOND!

  2. NOT FIST!

  3. How ’bout skittles MCPO? I can get you some skittles.

  4. (From last thread…)
    I tried Symantic/Norton many years ago Michael and it failed to detect a new variant of the Sober Worm. Panda found it and I’ve not tried any others since.

  5. Is your paper done young lady????

  6. Advice by me from last thread:

    1. Always run Restore in Safe Mode.

    2. Don’t rely on free software from a Spanish company for security.

  7. Computers suck.

  8. The sober worm?

    * shudder *

    * pours a glass of Scotch *

  9. But I heard a rumor that computers don’t suck as much as Michael does.

  10. I had penne Alfredo with a nice salad for dinner.

  11. hahaha, what a jackass. Why is this greenpeace dude covered in oil? Is he making a point?

    http://www.todayonline.com/World/EDC100722-0000073/China-oil-spill-forces-beaches,-resorts-to-close

  12. Response from me, both threads:
    1. Too late; you must have abandon stepped away at the time. I will remember for next time.
    2. Panda is not free; I pay somewhat handsomely for their protection.

  13. I pay somewhat handsomely for their protection.

    Someone should make security software and call it “Guido.”

  14. How come apparently everyone else has Peej’s number but me?

  15. But I heard a rumor that computers don’t suck as much as Michael does.

    well hot dayum, hasn’t been here forever and comes in swinging. Good job!

    and yes cyn, I finished my papers. And I get to find out what I got on my test. Not thinking it’s good I finished so early

  16. How come apparently everyone else has Peej’s number but me?

    ‘Cuz it’s a deep dark secret.

  17. HEY TATS! How’s it shakin?

  18. ‘Cuz it’s a deep dark secret.

    Farking bitches.

  19. How come apparently everyone else has Peej’s number but me?

    They begged me. What can I say?

    Hey, I LOVED the phone number idea you had carin. It drove me crazy when we were thinking something was up with cranky and there was no way to get ahold of him. Broke my heart. I lurves you guys too much to lose you.

    oh hell, now I have to go SONOFABITCH

  20. But I heard a rumor that computers don’t suck as much as Michael does.

    Hi Tats.

    I’m waiting for a “Nature Shit” post at IB.

  21. Online virus scan complete. So far so good. Doing Autoruns now.

  22. HEY TATS! How’s it shakin?

    They’re not b/c I’m sitting down.

  23. PLEASE Pj. PLEASE. Can’t I have your phone number?

    Please?

    PLEASE?

    that’s all I got.

  24. I’m waiting for a “Nature Shit” post at IB.

    Hold both your hands out.

  25. TI, we have these things called Meat Ups. You should Plan your vacations accordingly, unlike Carin.

  26. Can’t you do a little boogie/woogie thing?

    Everyone’s happier when they’ve got a little shakin going on.

  27. Cyn, did the video kill your computer?

    Bummer.

  28. You’re fucked.

  29. TI, we have these things called Meat Ups. You should Plan your vacations accordingly, unlike Carin.

    I’d be happy to if y’all condescended to meet here in flyover country. Preferably between Omaha–Des Moines–Kansas City.

  30. STFU Hotspur. The battle hasn’t occured yet. Two women enter, one woman leaves.

    Thunderdome.

    Who owns Bartertown?!!!

  31. That video is cursed…CURSED I TELL YOU!!!

    *ominous clap of thunder*

    *wilhelm scream*

  32. You didn’t mention Michigan in that list, Tats. An oversight, I’m going to assume .

  33. Slu, if someone had planned the meeting BETTER (cough) I could have met you.

  34. Preferably between Omaha–Des Moines–Kansas City.

    I’ll be driving like the wind through there on Saturday.

  35. I think I’m good, Slublog. I had downloaded some software from CNET and during the install process my puter shut down. I rebooted and it began a chkdsk process. I did the system restore with the built in wizard and so far so good. Other than having to un-and-reinstall my security software, I think I’m okay. I will now stop putting off buying an external harddrive and will begin religiously backing up my important documents (I burn my photos to CD’s periodically, but it’s been a while). Thanks for asking.

  36. You didn’t mention Michigan in that list, Tats. An oversight, I’m going to assume .

    No oversight. Still too damned far away. I could maybe make the SE portion of WI, or possibly up to the Cities.

  37. Arg. Kids are in rare form tonight. They’re reminding me why I drank so much on Friday.

    Because I could.

  38. Comment by The Restore Wizard on July 21, 2010 7:49 pm
    You’re fucked.

    *begins weeping into hands*

  39. The cities?

    Is that a place?

  40. I’ll be driving like the wind through there on Saturday.

    Thru Omaha? Can you make a 20 min stop? For a quickie?

  41. The Twin Cities. Got used to shortening it when I lived in MN.

  42. Slu – they only get worse as they get older.

  43. Thru Omaha? Can you make a 20 min stop? For a quickie?

    “No time for the old in-out. Just here to read the meter!”

  44. Ok. Must go pick up boys now. Catch you later.

  45. Slu – they only get worse as they get older.

    Great. Now I’ll need to start saving up to buy the good stuff.

    Or a LOT of the cheap stuff.

    Either way.

  46. “No time for the old in-out. Just here to read the meter!”

    Kinda butchered that, ‘cuz I checked the quote with a site really quickly, and the site had it all garbled. In sooth it is:

    “No time for the old in-out, love, I’ve just come to read the meter.”

  47. “No time for the old in-out. Just here to read the meter!”

    Fine! Fine! I didn’t wanna meet you anyway 😛

  48. HI Tats!!

    Did PJM move today? Anyone in the know, know? Is she still a squatter (with chickens)?

  49. Fine! Fine! I didn’t wanna meet you anyway

    Actually I’ve been stricken with a serious case of home sickness. I’ve gotta get back there pronto. Can’t leave until late Friday morning, though. Dang. Dang. Dang.

  50. Everyone is facebooking, and emailing and calling and corn holeing behind the scenes.

  51. I downloaded the 8 second clip. Is that the movie you are all whining about?

  52. Did PJM move today? Anyone in the know, know? Is she still a squatter (with chickens)?

    FB says yes.

  53. Geoff your family didn’t move with you yet…won’t? What’s going on?

  54. Yes it is xbrad. Your picture is beautiful.

  55. Hiya tats!

  56. I downloaded the 8 second clip. Is that the movie you are all whining about?

    Ever seen “The Ring?” This movie is kind of like that.

    Only instead of coming through the screen to kill you, I hypnotize you with the random twitching of my head.

  57. Tats! How ya doin’?

  58. PJM moved today. I saw pictures on FaceChimpTwitchHole.

  59. Yes, Slublog, I felt its evil.

  60. “FaceChimpTwitchHole”

    hahahahahahahah

  61. Mare, that spot where I took the photo? You can’t make a bad picture there. But that’s the first time since 1973 I’ve had a chance to catch the fog rolling through. It’s funny, the rest of the state was sunny and bright.

  62. Geoff your family didn’t move with you yet…won’t? What’s going on?

    I wangled a deal where I work one week a month in Boston, and the rest of the time I get to work remotely from Colorado. But since I drove out and went to the CT thang, I’ll have been away for twice as long as I normally am.

    It was all definitely worth it, but I can’t wait to get back.

  63. Tats! How ya doin’?

    Avoiding balancing my checkbook and paying bills. Pretty sure there’s not enough to go around again, and don’t feel the need to run the experiment to confirm my hypothesis.

  64. Xbrad, I was on Whidbey last month. Right on the water, down from Langley.

  65. I don’t blame you. Nice job on working out that deal.

  66. Everyone is facebooking, and emailing and calling and corn holeing behind the scenes.

    I’m not, Mare.

    ’cause I’m a loser.

  67. Whose turn is it to get their ass kicked?

  68. I think it’s wiser’s.

  69. Whose turn is it to get their ass kicked?

    Rosie’s.

  70. I’m a loser too, Carin.

  71. Hey, let’s do a dogpile on Rosetta and kick HIS ass.

  72. Or maybe Michael’s.

    doesn’t it alternate between the two of them?

  73. Scott,

  74. TATTOO!!!

    *tackles Tattoo, accidentally breaks her coccyx*

  75. Xbrad are you going to start watching hell cats?

  76. You know what I admire about Michael?

    His brevity.

  77. Car in – Herself is esscited that there may be a meatup in Lapeer.

  78. Hey, let’s do a dogpile on Rosetta and kick HIS ass.

    BANGLAR ASS WHOOPIN’!!!

  79. Michael, are you home yet?

    Do you scare easily?

    Do you have a heart condition.

    Just wondering.

  80. Just wondering where my question mark went.

  81. Let’s shotgun some beers and kick Michael’s ass.

  82. Mrs. Andy just called from the airport. Her flight to Mee-chee-gann is completely fucked and she’s bagging it and coming home.

    I blame mare!!!

  83. I’m in Dave.

  84. Let’s kick some beers and shotgun Michael’s ass.

  85. Car in – Herself is esscited that there may be a meatup in Lapeer.

    Woot!

    [cracks knuckles]

    I just have to kick Hotspur’s ass first.

  86. Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me Dave.

    Car in, is that Heineken mini-keg thin enough to punch a hole in with a screwdriver?

  87. Let’s shotgun some beers and kick Michael’s ass.

    Again? It was fun the first dozen or so times, but now it’s starting to seem a lot like work.

  88. Her flight to Mee-chee-gann is completely fucked and she’s bagging it and coming home.
    </eM

    Michigan? Detroit, I assume?

  89. Grand Rapids

  90. Seriously, Scott hangs back like he is all innocent and shit, but he deserves a good ass-kicking, in my opinion.

  91. Car in, is that Heineken mini-keg thin enough to punch a hole in with a screwdriver?

    Well, it’s a tad thicker than a regular can, but if rocketchick comes I’m sure we could figure it out.

    [does a few stretches in preparation to kick hotspur’s ass]

  92. But, but, but Scott is a car decorating fool!

  93. Geoff got room for a 50 lb table? 30 x 30 x 30?

    Going to Littleton CO and willing to pay $250

  94. Michael, wait on beating up Scott until he ships Hotspur’s iPad.

  95. What was she going to do in Grand Rapids?

  96. Well, it’s a tad thicker than a regular can, but if rocketchick comes I’m sure we could figure it out.

    **digs out dremel tool

  97. “I’m in Dave.”

    Sounds dirty.

  98. *tackles Tattoo, accidentally breaks her coccyx*

    NOOOOOOOO! Now I can’t sit down. Stupid bastage.

  99. Geoff got room for a 50 lb table? 30 x 30 x 30?

    30″? Sure – that’s easy. What’s it wrapped in?

  100. Xbrad are you going to start watching hell cats?

    Huh? Wut?

  101. Roamy, it’s me in my beloved Foghorn Leghorn baseball shirt.

  102. I have been sending Nancy Pelosi threatening emails all day. I have always wanted to do that but was afraid to with my own computer.

  103. Cyn, I have been running Norton’s 360 suite for sometime now. Though it is a bit of a resource hog, it’s has worked flawlessly … and I too still have Windows XP on my PC. My daughter’s laptop runs Windows Vista and it’s worked just fine there too.

  104. Final thought before i head in to suffer through intense liberal indoctrination, when my teacher asked what we did over the weekend, I told him I went to a gay wedding in CT. So glad I have the picture of the grooms to prove it.

    A+ for me today.
    Laterz!

  105. OH! Scott. Send one from me. You can use my full first name.

  106. What was she going to do in Grand Rapids?

    http://www.prlog.org/10808874-state-senator-holding-autism-hearing-in-grand-rapids-july-22.html

  107. I will take care of it Geoff. It is not a job I have, but I will try to get it. If I see anything else I will let you know.

  108. clintbird, the previous avatar was a blue antique auto. Looked like something ZZ Top-ish.

  109. Peej, if you don’t email me your phone number I’m going to hate you forever.

    That is all.

  110. U don’t check fb often do ucarin

  111. ack its 42 x 42 x 34, and 50 lbs.

  112. I told him I went to a gay wedding in CT. So glad I have the picture of the grooms to prove it.

    I am s-o-o-o-o-o gonna beat your ass.

  113. Car in, I’ll email you PJ’s phone number in exchange for yours.

    And $5.

  114. If I see anything else I will let you know.

    Thanks. I had a pretty full load on the way out, but it’s essentially empty going back.

  115. Cool.

    But if any other hosefuckers (or their spouses) come to michigan and don’t tell me first there will be hell to pay.

  116. I told him I went to a gay wedding in CT. So glad I have the picture of the grooms to prove it.

    Hahahahahahaha

    A+

  117. ack its 42 x 42 x 34, and 50 lbs.

    I think that’ll still fit. The back is almost 48″ wide.

  118. Darn!
    I just poured a big glass of wild turkey, and remembered my antibiotics.

    Gets out ice cream instead

  119. It was a quick turnaround thing. Now it’s a turn around and come home thing.

  120. First, I never check facebook. Haven’t I stated that before?

    Second, Xbrad – $5? How bout 2.50?

  121. Car in, how about $2.50 and I get to squeeze your butt for an uncomfortably long time when we meet?

  122. Look. You get a pass this time, Andy.

    next time?

    I’ll be all limber and shit from kicking Hotspur’s ass.

  123. It was a mid 30’s Plymoth, Roamy.

  124. ow about $2.50 and I get to squeeze your butt for an uncomfortably long time when we meet?

    Can you give me estimate on the time frame we’re talking?

  125. I think of Rosetta whenever I hear this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QQ88XlbC8

  126. Plymouth? How da hey do you spell it anywhose?

  127. Can you give me estimate on the time frame we’re talking?

    Forget it, Car in. He means until it’s uncomfortable for him.

  128. Vmax, how are you doing?

  129. “I have been sending Nancy Pelosi threatening emails all day. I have always wanted to do that but was afraid to with my own computer.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  130. Howdy, foax.

  131. Can you give me estimate on the time frame we’re talking?

    No more than 45 minutes.

  132. I told him I went to a gay wedding in CT. So glad I have the picture of the grooms to prove it.

    This is how the next meat up is going to start:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFEafMjrlOw

  133. Car in, check your email. I sent you my name, SSN, bank account number, date of birth and my mom’s maiden name.

    That way you can deposit the $2.50.

  134. I think of Rosetta whenever I hear this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QQ88XlbC8

    Hahahahaha.

    *sits quietly in the corner, listens to Mozart, shotguns a box of wine*

  135. All righty: xbrad and sean are here, so it must be after midnight. That means I’d best get to work.

    Vmax, hope your healing proceeds quickly, and that you can get off those antibiotics even more quickly.

    Scott: If you find something, send me an email. I’m sure lw has at least a couple addresses for me.

    *That sounded kind of imperious, so I had to come back and amend it. So please put a “please” before “send,” and I don’t know what to do about the 2nd sentence but it really sounds lame, too.*

  136. Apparently, Car in has invited some of her relatives to the next meatup:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfQKDmVPjpI

  137. I like hanging out with geoff on the meats because he always acts like he’s humored without sending out a vibe that he wants to kill me or wiserbud.

    And sometimes I want to kill me and wiserbud.

  138. Geoff – Did you spend all night in the building?

  139. Bid is in. I gave them 24 hours to mull it over.

    Give me a months notice and I can send you back with a fully loaded 26′ Penske truck towing a car. You could fly one way, and make a couple grand on the way back.

  140. so where’s the video that broke Cyn’s computer?

  141. Yolanda Be Cool = Rosetta

    DCUP = Andy

    We wrote this song about how we speak after 100 beers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jrXw97egoM

  142. Afternoon, Hostagefolkseses.

  143. Did you know that when you have a video open in one window and you open another window to play the same video, it won’t play?

    MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  144. I’m working on finding a way to put up a non-YouTube version, Roamy, but people keep wanting to talk to me.

  145. Xbrad,
    Is Dolly going to be miffed that you stepped-out on her last night with a Moronette?
    She had a good time. Nice job!

  146. Hospital Fruit, what are you wearing right now?

  147. Hola, Hostages. Long time…

    Good to see they haven’t sent you all to the camps yet.

  148. Geoff – Did you spend all night in the building?

    Ayup. I left at 7 am.

    Bid is in. I gave them 24 hours to mull it over.

    Cool!

    Give me a months notice and I can send you back with a fully loaded 26′ Penske truck towing a car.

    I’ll be back the week of August 16 – 20. If you can really pull that off, I’ll do it.

    And with that, I really am out of here. Break time, she is over.

  149. Unbeknownst to Cyn, someone videotaped here late one evening at the meatup.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN-kbz1Fyu0&feature=fvw

  150. SkyButt, what is teh little one getting for her birfday?

  151. Evenin’ Ember.

  152. Hospital Fruit, what are you wearing right now?

    The skin of your junior high biology teacher.

    Why?

  153. Apparently, Car in has invited some of her relatives to the next meatup:

    Clint, my relatives are mostly libs, not rednecks. I’m like beasn in that way.

  154. n you give me estimate on the time frame we’re talking?
    No more than 45 minutes.

    That sounds like it’s bordering on assault.

    I’ll check my email tomorrow. You hosefucker’s better not be lying to me.

    I’m on my laptop, on which I’m way to lazy to set up my email

  155. b-rad?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNFCimKlpoQ

  156. We wrote this song about how we speak after 100 beers.

    Hahahahahaha!!!

  157. Icepik!!

    Explain your extended absence. I don’t remember granting you an H2 sabbatical.

    I hope all is well, Kojak brother.

  158. Yeah, Car in, but then I wouldn’t have had an excuse to post that video.

  159. “SkyButt, what is teh little one getting for her birfday?”

    Bike from Nana, princess shoes (she has a whole box of dress-up clothes, but she broke her only shoes, so we’re buying her a few), a Barbie, a little butterfly stuffed animal, “jewels” (little plastic diamond-shaped things that are supposed to be for decoration), and a random assortment of cheap plastic toys like bouncy balls and dress-up rings and other such nonsense.

  160. “I’m in Dave”

    Yes, that did sound dirty.

  161. So I’m thinking at Car Ins BANGLAR CAMP OUT!!! we should skip that pussy shotgunning and go straight to the funnel.

  162. Beer bong?

  163. Xbad are u watching pretty little liars? ABC family

  164. This one always makes me think of MCPO.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEkYqL9n7vo

  165. We wrote this song about how we speak after 100 beers.

    Hahahahahaha!!!

    Hahahahahaha. You were cracking me up.

    Rosetta and Andy open a stump removal service.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88OpWbSUrWM

  166. BANGLAR BEER BONG!

  167. Just busy keeping the head above the water. Hope all is well with you.

    I have a letter from my therapist explaining my absence.

  168. I think we can assume he is Sohos.

  169. Bike from Nana, princess shoes (she has a whole box of dress-up clothes, but she broke her only shoes, so we’re buying her a few), a Barbie, a little butterfly stuffed animal, “jewels” (little plastic diamond-shaped things that are supposed to be for decoration), and a random assortment of cheap plastic toys like bouncy balls and dress-up rings and other such nonsense.

    BEST BIRFDAY EVER!!! Good job.

    I remember when I got princess shoes. It was awesome.

  170. >> Forget it, Car in. He means until it’s uncomfortable for him.

    Forget it Car in. It’s Chinatown.

  171. Xbad are u watching pretty little liars? ABC family

    Uh, no. No idea what it is or what it is about.

  172. Sean, what article are you working on right now?

    If you need a quote on anything, let me know.

  173. Without reading any of the above and before, did I miss anything?

    Poo flinging…..crying….dudes making out…what?

  174. When you were a little girl………hahahahahahaha……I love that bit, Rosetta.

  175. I remember when I got princess shoes. It was awesome.

    Princess shoes one week, meat-up the next.

    Rosetta’s best month EVAR!!!

  176. Xbrad’s theme song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_At4UUG8I1c&feature=related

  177. Rosetta, I’ve been looking at the pictures of the mini-van party, and you are a friggin gorilla, man. Good thing for you, that is my favorite chimp.

  178. When I see a new show that’s popular. I think of you

  179. “BEST BIRFDAY EVER!!! Good job.”

    Thanks. 🙂 Plus, we’ve got at least 20 people coming to her party, and I would guess that about 10 of those people will bring her cheap crap, so she should be covered, heh. She had no idea how many people worshiped the ground her spoiled little feet walk on until she got to Reno and all of my friends started coming over to hang out with her. Since we’ve moved here, she’s gotten free swimming lessons, bike lessons, had tons of “uncles” and “aunts” come over to play with her, etc., etc. She loooooves Nevada, now.

    “I remember when I got princess shoes. It was awesome.”

    Awww, Rosie, I’ll get you new ones for Christmas this year. Pretty sparkly purple ones!

  180. Doing well Scott,
    Thanks Geoff.

  181. What a nice transition for her, Sky. Kids are awesome and the good ones love anything they recieve.

  182. “friggin gorilla, man”

    He can climb trees with a beer in each hand.

  183. Vmax, how are you doing with the pain? Are your doggies trying to lick your thumb?

  184. Rosetta, I’ve been looking at the pictures of the mini-van party, and you are a friggin gorilla, man.

    HAHAHA! He’s a little shrimpy guy with elevator shoes and a super-hawt wife with really bad eyesight.

  185. Sean, what article are you working on right now?

    If you need a quote on anything, let me know.

    Funny you should ask–I’m writing an investigative piece on douche.

  186. Rosetta you are a princess

  187. “What a nice transition for her, Sky. Kids are awesome and the good ones love anything they recieve.”

    She’s super happy. Plus, she told me, “I like our new house much better than our old house, Mommy,” which is great. She’s been, uh, “helping” Mr. Ember weed the garden all week and she loves being outside and playing in the big yard, and I don’t have to freak about it because the whole property is fenced! Yay.

  188. I have a letter from my therapist explaining my absence.

    Hahahaha.

    That fact that you have a therapist puts you way, way ahead of me.

  189. I can’t keep up with this shit. You guys never stay on topi…..

    Hey, a sqrirell…

  190. I have a sudden onset affection for all of you and I’m not even drinking. You are all not assholes.

  191. MOM!!! MARE’S SMOKING CRACK AGAIN!!!

  192. Rosetta you are a princess

    No YOU!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt7AF2RCMhg

    Even though everyone else made fun of you, I thought it was cool that you wore Alice’s outfit to dinner on Saturday.

  193. No drinking, lots of crack. Better for my diet.

  194. Mare, why did you visit the south end of Whidbey? All the cool kids are at the north end of the island.

  195. And I thought I was the only guy with this unique talent. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k6EbLm4Q1s

  196. Iowahawk is having fun with the Journolist assholes on Twittyfacespace:

    http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog

  197. Funny you should ask–I’m writing an investigative piece on douche.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Cock.

    Tell me the theme of your piece and I will provide a quote you can use. Is it something that involves an eyewitness? Because I totally saw what you’re writing about.

  198. xbrad, my dear friend’s parents have a “cabin” there. I was just there for the day and evening, left early to get back home to Mom by 9:00am.

    During college we had two epic parties there.

  199. I may have to sign up for some of this Twitter gayness.

    “@jtLOL Klein, Ackerman and Weigel together at last in… THE GOOD THE BAD & THE ACNE”

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    I don’t know what Ackerman’s favorite charity is, I assume it’s Douchebags Anonymous, but he should let people pay $1,000 for one round in the ring with him to raise money for that fucker.

    They’ll make millions.

  200. I’m at loose ends tomorrow, so Imma gonna drive the length of the island tomorrow. Take some pics, see the sights.
    I haven’t been to Langley since I worked the ticket booth at the county fair in 1985….

  201. Sean, that tweet thread is really good.

  202. I may have to sign up for some of this Twitter gayness.

    Rosetta, you are totally gay enough for Twitter.

  203. That is great news Ember

  204. Tell me the theme of your piece and I will provide a quote you can use.

    It mainly focuses on whether “That Not So Fresh Feeling” is actually a lie/conspiracy created to benefit the fatcats who run Big Vinegar.

  205. Is it just me, or is the chick in the new header kind of, um, not attractive?

  206. Rosetta, you are totally gay enough for Twitter.

    Do you have to Twitch to read other people’s Twoots? Or can you just sign up to read shit?

    Actually I may start Tweeting because when I go to the grocery store, it’s fucking OUTSTANDING!!

    *high fives chimp*

  207. Sean, how do I sign up for that tweeter feed? Please.

  208. No, you can just read other peoples’ stupid shit. Like Dave’s, for instance.

  209. Rosetta, I think you would be a good twitter……IN ANDY’S PANTS!!!!!

  210. Lies, damn Lies (from a chat on Facebook):

    Me
    I don’t remember being that classy in HS.

    Katie
    You were. Like no one else I ever knew.

  211. Wow, xbrad, I smell an after reunion hook-up.

  212. Oh, and use TweetDeck or something and not the ghey-ass Twitter website.

  213. “That is great news Ember”

    I’m so happy, Sohita. It’s so amazing to be back home. Cloud 9. Plus, the lack of state income tax is fucking awesome. Louisiana was screwing me.

  214. Sean, how do I sign up for that tweeter feed? Please.

    I have no idea. I got the link from a poat at Treacher’s.

  215. Wow, xbrad, I smell an after reunion hook-up.

    Sadly, no. She’s class of ’87 and in MI right now. Not to far from Jazz. Oh, and she’s happily married.

  216. Mare, follow @iowahawkblog on … ummm … Twitter.

    Treacher (@jtLOL) and Andy Levy (@andylevy) are essential, too.

  217. Well then xbrad, you have an honest admirer and just received a great compliment.

  218. Thanks, Sean and Andy.

  219. As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.

  220. We don’t have a state income tax here either I can’t imagine I am so happy for yall

  221. Michael, are you home yet?

    No, I’m still in New Hampshire. Maine is next on our agenda.

    Do you scare easily?

    Yes, but nobody can see this, because I am a white-hot crimefighting thug.

    Do you have a heart condition.

    No. So far as I know. I avoid doctors.

    Just wondering.

    I hope I have satisfied your curiosity, Mare.

  222. The kitteh likes the new house, too.

    And, for those of you who met her bitchy ass on the trip up here, you’d be shocked at how nice she’s being to all of our friends. I think she’s finally decided, “Oh, fuck it, this just isn’t worth it.”

  223. Is Dave in Texas’ initials D.P. ?

  224. It mainly focuses on whether “That Not So Fresh Feeling” is actually a lie/conspiracy created to benefit the fatcats who run Big Vinegar.

    As the CEO of Massengill, I think that we serve an important public service. What other product can clean your coffee maker and your prostitute?

    And really, aren’t our critics racist for not wanting people to enjoy black coffee and black hookers?

    Shame on you racists for hating blacks. SHAME!!!!

  225. The heads. You’re looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He’s the first one to admit it.

  226. The pain is not bad Mare, thank you.

    However I do want to bitch about the nurse that shaved me in 20 places for my ekg and IV’s
    (It itches!)

  227. And, for those of you who met her bitchy ass on the trip up here, you’d be shocked at how nice she’s being to all of our friends.

    She was totally cool

  228. Big Vinegar.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  229. What are you gonna land on, Chief? 1/4? 3/8?

  230. And, for those of you who met her bitchy ass on the trip up here, you’d be shocked at how nice she’s being to all of our friends.

    She was totally cool at our house.

    Maybe you are being too strict with her.

    Just sayin’.

  231. Sky, it seemed kind of stinky at the onset, but now it’s turning out well. I’m happy for the kitty also. They hate moving.

  232. Were any of the places you got shaved exciting and twittable?

  233. Charlie didn’t get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death, or victory.

  234. However I do want to bitch about the nurse that shaved me in 20 places for my ekg and IV’s
    (It itches!)

    Man I hate that. HATE!! I did a stress test when I turned 40 and they shaved way way too much for some little diodes.

    I found that if you shave your ass, Vmax, it balances out.

    I hope you’re doing okay, buddy.

  235. Your pussy didn’t draw any blood, so we’re cool.

  236. Rosetta, “manlesbo” is totally available as a Twitter username. As is “goatse_rider.”

  237. Which one of you goobers is a radiologist?

    http://www.geekosystem.com/x-ray-pin-up-calendar/

  238. Where in New Hampshire Michael? There are some nice places up there in the summer.

  239. *shoots TBOM with Big Vinegar cannon*

  240. Andy totally gets Rosetta.

  241. I found that if you shave your ass, Vmax, it balances out.
    heheheh!

  242. “Is it just me, or is the chick in the new header kind of, um, not attractive?”

    It’s not you Peel, she is a total slut and some guys are into that.

  243. That skeleton seems friendly.

  244. Rosetta, “manlesbo” is totally available as a Twitter username. As is “goatse_rider.”

    Is Alvin Greene available?

  245. “She was totally cool at our house.

    Maybe you are being too strict with her.

    Just sayin’.”

    You’re right. She was nice to you and Cathy. Cathy, I get, but you? Weird. She got kind of hissy with Xbrad. And Cyn. She got super hissy at Cyn.

  246. How is the spacebar treating you Vmax?

  247. Andy totally gets Rosetta

    Rosetta’s my idol. I want to be just like her when I’m a big girl.

  248. Clean… Mr. Clean… was from some South Bronx shithole and the light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on his head.

  249. HEY!!! Would someone please adjust MCPO’s meds.

  250. “I turned 40 and they shaved way way too much for some little diodes.”

    You spelled dildos wrong.

  251. Is Alvin Greene available?

    I’m pretty sure he’s single.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag

  252. Did you see the poor fat kid that Michelle Obama had sitting behind her today at her latest “don’t eat cake” bullshit? These people are fucking shameless.

    http://tinyurl.com/lgc6za

  253. Scott is killing me today….hahahahahahahahahahaha

  254. How is the spacebar treating you Vmax?

    Dude, that’s pretty fucked up right there.

  255. @Andy – That’s dialectic physics.

  256. Rosetta, YOU’RE AN ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!

  257. MCPO, next time we show up unannounced at Cyn’s and demand breakfast, lunch and dinner, Roamy and I will watch that instead of Jaws.

  258. If I say its safe to surf this beach, Chief, then its safe to surf this beach! I mean, I’m not afraid to surf this place, I’ll surf this whole fucking place!

  259. You guys aren’t normally this funny when I’m sober.

  260. MOM!!!! MCPO IS BEING MARTIN SHEEN!!!!

  261. Is Alvin Greene available?

    I’m pretty sure he’s single.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    JACKASS!!!

  262. I actually knew the reference.

  263. What do you know about surfing, Major? You’re from goddamned New Jersey!

  264. Mare likes to make out with hot chicks

  265. Dinner time. BBL.

  266. So sorry Mare http://tinyurl.com/36fqejv

  267. Rosetta, YOU’RE AN ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!!

    Hahahahahahaha. I miss giving you trouble.

    http://tinyurl.com/7b5dbp

    Also, I don’t like Google Images new mojo.

    DON’T FIX SHIT THAT AIN’T BROKEN!!!

  268. Also follow @Doc_0 and @cuffperfunction on Tweetgoatsedick

  269. Mare…make me a sandwich

  270. You know what, I fell for that stupid link every time today.

    Idiot.

    You really had me with that Michelle Obama “don’t eat cake bullshit.”

  271. TBOM, that was wrong.

  272. Rosetta, after I lit him on fire

  273. “I turned 40 and they shaved way way too much for some little diodes.”

    You spelled dildos wrong.

    Next CT meat:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFEafMjrlOw

  274. TBOM, that was wrong.

    you’re right, on second thought, hold the mustard

  275. I think I’ve seen Apocalypse Now, but I couldn’t tell you anything about it other than Marlon Brando frightened me.

  276. mare, your attendance at the next meatup is mandatory.

    Rosetta has that picture on a t-shirt.

  277. I’ve seen it 20 times, Roamy, but I always lose interest after the part with Robert Duvall.

  278. TBOM, 9 seconds after meeting Andy:

    http://tinyurl.com/266g4gw

  279. Where in New Hampshire Michael? There are some nice places up there in the summer.

    Mount Washington.

    I’m about to put up a post about this place.

  280. Rosetta, 10 minutes after fisting Andy

  281. Have a taste, Romy

    http://tinyurl.com/3xyzab7

  282. XBrad, nice!

  283. You know what, I fell for that stupid link every time today.

    Idiot.

    You really had me with that Michelle Obama “don’t eat cake bullshit.”

    Hahahahahaha. I love messing with you so much it’s ridiculous.

    I do like your new hair cut though.

    http://tinyurl.com/2g4wlnw

  284. Goodnight all

  285. I got an A- on my exam!! Woohooo

  286. This show has been on hiatus for a while but it just got picked up.

    Today’s episode of “TBOM, What Do You Have Jammed Up Your Ass Right Now?”

    http://tinyurl.com/2ab5m5r

  287. Two great Journolist pieces:

    The RAAACIST Fred Barnes in tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704684604575381083191313448.html

    Kenneth Anderson at Volokh: http://volokh.com/2010/07/21/a-note-to-all-the-non-jlist-reporters/

  288. Hey SoHos! Watcha doing??

    http://tinyurl.com/29xklbj

  289. Rosetta spends some 1 on 1 time with B-rad

  290. I got an A- on my exam!! Woohooo

    But Karl Marx grades on the curve and everyone else got A+++++<3<3!!!11!!1's.

  291. Why the neighbors don’t like their kids playing in Rosetta’s backyard

  292. Yeah, he did grade on a curve haven’t seen the test yet, he just told me. I only got a 20 out of 25 on my paper and that was on the curve too! I don’t think I said bushhitler enough

  293. Andy, I’m sick I wasn’t at the CT meat-up.

    HA! My husband has a scar on his chin, his friend (whom we are staying with) calls it the meat, he addresses him as, “the complete meat.”

  294. I got an A- on my Woohoo exam!! Woohooo

    Your OBGYN grades on a curve?

  295. WELL DONE, PJM!!!

    You’re a smartie.

  296. Rosetta spends some 1 on 1 time with B-rad

    Hahahahahahaha. The next time I meet you, I’m shaving your gigantic fat head.

    When I met TBOM in St. Louis, I walked in the rest room and saw him and another guy getting simultaneous BJs from this guy:

    http://tinyurl.com/kuqhka

  297. No, but you snookered a lefty, PJM, that’s awesome.

  298. When I met TBOM in St. Louis, I walked in the rest room and saw him and another guy getting simultaneous BJs from this guy:

    http://tinyurl.com/kuqhka

    hahahaha…touche

    Rosetta asked me to meet him at Blueberry Hill…I found him riding this

  299. Here’s how TBOM and Andy are spending the night: http://tinyurl.com/2c56jmg

  300. She got super hissy at Cyn.

    That does not surprise me. Cyn is very aggressive.

    Cyn subjected me to a sexual assault at the CT Moron Meet-Up. She attacked me without even asking, and made me endure a squishy hug, like I was some kind of cheap whore who is willing to hug just anybody. I felt so dirty.

    (Cyn felt really good.)

  301. I’m going to love Cyn (and not in the way your whorish minds work).

  302. MCPO’s NAVY photo

  303. >>Cyn felt really good

    The cornerstone of Pure Luthern Doctrine(tm)

    (phonetically)

  304. ‘sup Randy Travis poster wrinklers?

  305. Cyn is teh awesome!

  306. The RAAACIST Fred Barnes in tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704684604575381083191313448.html

    You know….it used to be the mommy party (D) and the daddy party (R).

    It may now need to be referred to as the baby party (D) and the adult party (R).

    Good article by Barnes.

    Also, here’s a picture of TBOM.

    http://tinyurl.com/28g7ln5

  307. What web sites did you have to troll to find that , Rosetta? ICK.

  308. What web sites did you have to troll to find that , Rosetta? ICK.

    It was on TBOM’s FaceChimp page.

  309. Rosetta, 10 months after the coroner finds him. No autopsy needed

  310. Gets out ice cream instead

    Ummmmmmmm, dairy is bad too.

  311. Rosetta! Leave Mare alone!

  312. Rosetta, 10 months after the coroner finds him. No autopsy needed

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!

    Just so you know, I told Franz that for every time he kicks your ass I will give him money.

  313. “It was on TBOM’s FaceChimp page.”

    hahahahahahahaha

  314. TBOM, the ass kickings will begin in 5…4…3…2….

  315. Just so you know, I told Franz that for every time he kicks your ass I will give him money.

    You owe him $26,252 now.

    Calling it a day, you douchebag. Later

  316. Sweet dreams, TBOM.

  317. We need a fucking joke thread.

    Suggestions?

  318. I had a plan to kill everyone in the room last Friday.

    Fortunately I did not have to execute it.

  319. Dave, were you in the Special Forces?

    I meant “special” forces.

  320. Sweet dreams, TBOM.

    http://tinyurl.com/2324qgd

  321. My computer has not yet set itself on fire YAY!

  322. Mare … catching up from sometime in the last 24 hours or so … Grapevine/Colleyville/Southlake is where you should live.

    We lived in Southlake for 3 years and loved, Loved, LOVED it!

  323. Where in Southlake? I am currently in Coppell.

  324. >> Dave, were you in the Special Forces?

    There are sixty seven ways to kill a person with a bra.

    Eighty two if you have PJ’s bra.

  325. I know peeps in Southlake.

    Go live there, chubs. I will come visit.

  326. Cool facts about xbrad?

  327. We like Grapevine. Old and new. Unpretentious. But we also like every place you mentioned.

  328. Why do you want Mare to live in a lake? Won’t her skin get all wrinkly?

  329. Why did you move Andy? I was at the Southlake shops (mall)? today. Where the Brownstones are located.

  330. It already is, MCPO.

  331. Cool facts about xbrad?

    Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    That’s excellent. Any others?

    Worst Car Colors?

    Worst Birthday Gifts?

    Worst Kids’ Birthday Cakes?

    Worst Dolly Madison Pies?

  332. Leaving Friday to go to a hunting lease. I get to shoot every type of gun you can imagine. Also, I’ve been hanging out with some cool hunting dogs. They would rather retreive than eat.

  333. Where in Southlake?

    My old house.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ggJS0p-QQc

  334. Mare – Not regular wrinkly. . . been in the bath tub too long wrinkly!

  335. Why did you move Andy?

    My autistic little guy needed services he could only get here. I’d have never left for a lesser reason. Ever.

    And I fully intend to triumphantly return someday.

  336. Andy, that looks beautiful. Too bad you’re not here now. I need a drinking buddy to prep for the next meet up. Fortunatly there are some other awesome people near by.

  337. The Barenaked Ladies are excellent.

    MCPO, what adult beverage are you enjoying?

  338. Mare, are you going to attend the Tejas meat in October?

  339. For Vmax:

    http://www.nursesnotebook.com/antibiotic_resistance.htm

  340. We will seriously be living in a small, fixer upper. Our money will be used to travel to see our kids. We are truly downsizing and living a different kind of lifestyle.

    I’m actually having a pretty good bout of empty nest syndrom. It’s real and it’s horrible. And my husband, will be traveling A LOT.

  341. We like Grapevine. Old and new. Unpretentious. But we also like every place you mentioned.

    We visited there while we were at the IBMMP last year. Groovy little town. But almost within range of Michael’s telescope.

  342. Richard, are you hanging out for awhile?

    Or are you doing a drive-by while your panty hose are drying?

  343. I was in the town Michael lives two days ago. He was out of town.

  344. Are you kidding? The empty nest is awesome. I don’t have to wash five loads of towels every weekend and I can walk around the house nekkid.

  345. Rosetta – I am resting my liver this evening in preps for tomorrow’s golf match.

  346. Cyn subjected me to a sexual assault at the CT Moron Meet-Up.

    Funny, I got no complaints from assulting the other Hostages. In fact, I walked away with a few more bills than what Cathy got flashing her tattoo!

  347. The house was about 4,500 square feet, and the pool kicked 12 kinds of ass. Not sure what you’re looking to spend, mare, but that neighborhood totally rocks.

  348. I will probably be in New York in October. We will be there in August too for about three weeks.

  349. Richard, are you hanging out for awhile?

    I’ll be here for a couple of hours. I’m still waiting for you to come up with a decent idea for a joke thread.

  350. Mare – We went from 2800 sqft to a condo with no kids. Took me 2.5 years to get used to it.

  351. And my husband, will be traveling A LOT.

    I traveled a shitload when I lived there. With no checked luggage, it was <30 minutes from the time the door opened on the plane until I was cracking open a frosty beverage in my kitchen.

  352. Joke thread? Origin of the name “Vilsack”.

    I think it’s some kinda Scandi word for “jock itch”.

  353. Funny, I got no complaints from assulting the other Hostages.

    Complaints? Hell, I think we’re engaged!

  354. WISER!!!!! Did Sohos and Cyn send you a tube of salve for your ass yet?

  355. Topics of the lesser known threads at Journolist?

  356. Salve is for Air Force sissies.

  357. WISER!!!!! Did Sohos and Cyn send you a tube of salve for your ass yet?

    You are assuming it hurt.

  358. I don’t have to wash five loads of towels every weekend and I can walk around the house nekkid.

    Where does your wife live??

  359. I’ll be here for a couple of hours. I’m still waiting for you to come up with a decent idea for a joke thread.

    Worst Green Cars?

    Worst Al Gore Massage Names?

    Worst New Apple products?

    iFist?

  360. Finally on to defragging…computer stuff sometimes sucks hard.

  361. That’s why we like Grapevine/Coppell etc, 10 min to the airport.

  362. Things found in Rosie’s goatse moustache/beard

  363. I can walk around the house nekkid.

    *rethinks plans to move anywhere near Texas

  364. Worst New Apple products?

    I guess my suggestion was too highbrow?

  365. Best one-liners from CT this weekend.

  366. Things found in Rosie’s goatse moustache/beard

    No one wants to hear about your pubes, Cyn.

    BANGLAR MYSTIC ROSIE!!

    *runs far, far away*

  367. Best one-liners from CT this weekend.

    Well, that’s okay, but I do so hate repeating myself.

  368. Chief, two daughters, grown, moved out.

    It’s just one load a week now, not counting the one I use for a week.

    MARE. IMPORTANT TIP. Within 5 miles of DFW, avoid directly north or south of there. Don’t get fooled by the seasons either, in the summertime, 5 miles N of DFW is quiet.

    Not so much in January.

    Also would you make me a sammich? Thank you.

  369. Don’t chu be knocking my pretty cigarettes! I’ll burn you with one!

  370. Funny. We hate that too, wiser.

  371. Best one-liners at the CT meat-up:

    http://tinyurl.com/38r2t49

    What? What party were you at?

  372. Joke thread? How about names for my and Will’s future children?

  373. Where does your wife live??

    Hahahahahahaahaha.

    On a semi-serious note, this crowd would never hang out as well were it not for TittyWeb.

    If I met Hotspur for the first time in real life, he’s so old I would have never thought he was sick in the head enough to like H2 humor.

    BANGLAR MEAT FUN AND THERAPY!!!!

  374. Funny. We hate that too, wiser.

    TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!!!

  375. Cyn is the only woman I know who color-coordinates her cigarettes and dresses.

  376. Why is there baby powder on that mirror? That’s just crazy.

  377. Cyn is the only woman I know who color-coordinates her cigarettes and dresses.

    …and pubes.

  378. Worst pet names?

  379. That’s why we like Grapevine/Coppell etc, 10 min to the airport.

    Yep. Just watch the radials from the runways and make sure you aren’t right under one.

    And it’s a great location otherwise too. Convenient to both Dallas and Ft. Worth. Arlington’s really close for Cowboys/Rangers.

    And you absolutely have to go here. Roanoke – home of the best fried chicken you’ll ever eat.

  380. I kinda liked Worst name for new Apple products.

  381. Cyn is the only woman I know who color-coordinates her cigarettes and dresses.

    Hahahahahahahahaha.

    CYN WIN!!

  382. So you DID have mirrors on your shoes!! You told me that was fancy chrome styling that all the cool kids wore in CT. That’s it. The engagement is totally postponed.

  383. iBong

    actually, that’s somewhat likely

  384. True story:

    I was just having a smoke, and as I turned to go back in the house, a chick driving by yelled “Sexy ass!” at me.

    This is puzzling, seeing as how my ass isn’t the least bit sexy.

  385. So you DID have mirrors on your shoes!!

    No. I actually looked.

    You don’t remember?

  386. I kinda liked Worst name for new Apple products.

    Well I kinda like how you’re luke warm on the idea.

    BUM FIGHT!!!

  387. >> seeing as how my ass isn’t the least bit sexy.

    At least you have one.

  388. No, I don’t. But there were two quarters, tear stains, and a gum wrapper in my panties the next morning.

  389. I was just having a smoke, and as I turned to go back in the house, a chick driving by yelled “Sexy ass!” at me.

    This is puzzling, seeing as how my ass isn’t the least bit sexy.

    xbrad?

  390. Your ass is quite fine Dave. I will attest to this. *nods head repeatedly*

  391. At least you have one.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    NoAssDaveinTejas!

  392. Those weren’t tears!!!!

  393. Okay we’re doing Worst New Apple Products.

    Please count your dick while I barf up a new poat.

    This is going to be the worst joke thread ever.

  394. Those weren’t tears!!!!

    HAHAHA!

  395. But there were two quarters,…

    That was the change from your dollar.

  396. Okay, Worst header photo ever.

  397. >> Your ass is quite fine Dave

    back at ya.

  398. Okay, Worst header photo ever.

    nope. That idea sucks.

    Worst names for Apple Products.

  399. best goddam header photo ever.

  400. best goddam header photo ever.

    I think should be our permanent header.

  401. Hey Wait a Minute!!!

    Wait wut?

  402. best goddam header photo ever.

    I think should be our permanent header.

    The H2: Blurry as hell since whenever.

  403. back at ya.

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo!

  404. alternate suggestion for joke thread, captioning new awesome header photo.

    First submission. “Did you say you wanted to touch my gun?”

  405. “Could you go a little lower and to the left please?”

  406. Wait wut?

    Well, since you basically slept through the whole thing, I didn’t think it was fair to charge you full price.

  407. Please count your dick while I barf up a new poat.

    There’s an app for that.

  408. “Okay, now it’s my turn to frisk you.”

  409. HAHAHA! I wish I could remember what 50 cents of fumbling and crying looked like.

  410. 403 comments in under 4 hours. You muthafuckas been busy tonight.

    You know how to tell when you live in a small town without a significant crime problem?

    You’re cleaning out your garage and you take a perfectly good 10 speed bicycle that nobody is currently riding down to your storage shed. Which is in the poor side of town and although it is fenced in, the gate is open 24/7/365. After putting all the other shit that you carried down there in the storage shed, you forget to put the bicycle in and leave it leaning against the adjacent shed. In plane sight, not 30 yards from the street. You come back 5 days later to put some more shit in your storage shed and it’s still there. Either we’ve got some incredibly lazy and/or unobservant, poor messican kids in this town, or we seriously don’t have a crime problem. I kinda wished somebody would steal the sumbitch. It’s still down there if any of y’all get over that way.

  411. RAMMING SPEEEEEEED

  412. “Your cold hands are making my nipples hard, Officer Friendly.”

  413. “Can I get a reacharound here?”

  414. HAHAHA! I wish I could remember what 50 cents of fumbling and crying looked like.

    Me too.

  415. “Wow. You guys really don’t carry around KY, do you?”

  416. You know how to tell when you live in a small town without a significant crime problem?

    Neighbors who emigrated from Asia.

  417. Mr. Officer Sir. Have you ever done time?

  418. Stop clenching already.

  419. “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the drill…..”

  420. “Your hands are so soft. Do you use Jergens?”

  421. Say hello to my lil fren.

  422. I didn’t say shit about the stray dog and cat population SeanM.

  423. “Your nightstick sure is hard”

  424. NEW POAT!!!!

  425. Me too.

    HAHAHAHAHA! *cough cough* HAHAHAHA!

    I’m spent.

  426. “If you got one hand on my shoulder, and the other on my love handle, then what the fuck is that sticking in my………..YOU SONOFABITCH!!!!”

  427. “Your nightstick sure is hard”

    “That’s not my nightstick.”

  428. I tried Symantic/Norton many years ago Michael and it failed to detect a new variant of the Sober Worm. Panda found it and I’ve not tried any others since.,/i>

    Once a virus is on your system your antivirus failed anyway, half the time, even if you can get ’em out they fuck your OS and you end up restoring the thing anyway. I’ve used Norton 360 for two years now and have been fine, it actively keeps the nasty stuff out, which is what you want more than anything.

  429. Goddammit, now I’m forgetting to close tags, Ace is a bad influence.

  430. Funny, I got no complaints from assulting the other Hostages.

    Sheesh, I’m not complaining.

    I just meant to say . . .

    well . . .

    I want to marry you.

    OK, glad I got that off my chest.


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