Who’s Ready for a Cocktail?

I am! 

Submit your new cocktail recipes here. Then make it and send it to me to sample. Thank you in advance.

279 Comments

  1. OH LOOK! A shiny new poat!

    YAY!

  2. Cyn, go back to the last post and heed my advice.

  3. I saw that Spur.

    I’m kicking myself for having bought this POS, but when I did my research, it seemed to have the best quality for printing photos, great options for scanning, plus all the office work I needed to do. All I ask is for their documentation to be accurate. Fuckers.

  4. Leon–I wish you the very best luck!!! Ewwww. Somebody else is doing it right?

  5. http://tinyurl.com/25nbzsl

  6. Man I love that DodgeBall movie! HAHAHAHA!

  7. Ok, time for me to pick up my rugrats at Camp Gram & Papa’s House.

    Have fun with your sausage fest, boys!

  8. I am drinking Martinis
    but I am out of olives. Fortunately Capers work in a pinch.

  9. ONE MORE THING…

    Roamy mentioned last week that she could NOT do HHD for tomorrow.

    Is someone willing to do this for tomorrow?

    Someone speak up and take this in the next few hours, or I’ll whip something together tonight.

    ‘k. thanks. hugs. bye-ee!

  10. Hi V!

    Bye V!

  11. Well that was a disaster.

  12. http://tinyurl.com/36m4dl7

    TGI Friday’s and Applebee’s both have a version of this drink.

    Strawberry Mojito.

    There. I said it.

  13. There are some major flaws in this short flick, but I am still amazed by some of the special effects. 16 year old computer geeks can do more now than Hollywood could do just a few short years ago.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE-ZmwATS8E

  14. No Cyn, my wife and I took turns holding him and trying to express the glands. We can feel the fluid masses, but we can’t get anything to come out of them.

    Meanwhile, I think the poor bastard almost had a heart attack.

  15. Hi Cyn
    Bye

  16. Wasa matta Leon? Speak up.

    http://tinyurl.com/5e4d9q

  17. Pupster, who do you have do your glands?

  18. trying to express the glands. We can feel the fluid masses, but we can’t get anything to come out of them.

    Worst. Cocktail. Ever.

  19. That was good pupster!

  20. >> Is someone willing to do this for tomorrow?

    I got it.

    http://tinyurl.com/yk33oo8

  21. Pupster, who do you have do your glands?

    Dave in Texas.

    Wait, what?

  22. Cyn you do HHD b/c if I do it will ALL be David

  23. I guess I could do HHD if you guys (a) are willing to give me the keys and (b) don’t mind that the dudes are mostly older and clothed. (The only theme I have in mind is “Dudes Whose Fictional Characters Frequently Appear in Mrs. Peel’s Explicit Fantasies”)

  24. >> Dave in Texas.

    *grabs the acetylene torch and the pliers.

    Ok, I’m ready.

  25. >> if I do it will ALL be David

    *blushes*

    thanks snookums.

  26. Hey Scott, I’ve got a gif for your wife.

    http://tinyurl.com/2eck7mv

  27. you mean to tell me Peel that you do not have teh keys to this place?

  28. I had a dream about Bradley Cooper the other night and it was YUMMY

  29. We have never had night bloomers. I will make sure she sees it.

  30. scott do yall have that plant that blooms at night that blows out the smell of jasmine?

  31. “Dudes Whose Fictional Characters Frequently Appear in Mrs. Peel’s Explicit Fantasies”

    Is it Spongebob?

  32. Mr Garrison?

  33. I have night blooming cereus Scott, they are doing their thing right now

  34. I love moonflowers, but I have a heck of a time getting them to really go crazy. I see people with HUGE beds of ’em.

    [pout]

    I get one or two stalks if I”m lucky.

  35. All in favor of giving Mrs. Peel the keys say “Hell Yeah!”

    All opposed can kiss my furry ass cause I already sent her the invite.

  36. >> We have never had night bloomers

    Try these.

    http://tinyurl.com/cv5doz

    rowr.

  37. (b) don’t mind that the dudes are mostly older and clothed. (The only theme I have in mind is “Dudes Whose Fictional Characters Frequently Appear in Mrs. Peel’s Explicit Fantasies”)

    How YOU doin’?

    *waggles eyebrows*

  38. Nope Sohos. I googled it and I don’t think it would grow here.

    If you have it, you should know that it is poisonous.

  39. Everything’s quiet here.

    too quiet.

  40. I dont have it but I smelled it recently and loved it

  41. I find it hard to believe that Mrs. Peel has explicit fantasies.

    But then, I find it hard to believe that about most women that aren’t being paid to claim the same.

  42. Sssshhh. I’m thinking.

    http://tinyurl.com/2fq7l5x

  43. Fack.

  44. Howdy cowboys and cowgirls!

  45. Hell yeah.

  46. Pupster – Kamen helicopter are teh sux! And Aussie sailors have a terrible sense of humor.

  47. Speaking of cocktails, I’ve been making a ton of Stoli Oranj cosmos with Cointreau, fresh cranberry and lime juice lately — does not suck.

  48. Ok, so am I up for HHD then?

    What time do y’all usually want these to go up?

  49. Mrs. Peel, you should have access now if you are still around.

    Just ignore the email, you are already in with the cool kids.

  50. Hey Sohos!

    What are the trees around here that have all of the small pink blossoms on them? They’re pretty, but I’m constantly tracking them into my place.

  51. howdy fibf and earlier the better peel so we can stare at the all day….you do know the rules right? Red head for Carin…David Duchovny for me….harry chested older guy for Patty Ann….

  52. The first rule of the hostages is if this is your first poat you have to fight.

    *hides behind mesa*

  53. Did you mean Kaman MCPO? Or is that coincidence? Kaman builds helicopters a stones throw from some of our festivities. I have observed some pretty awesome test flights there.

  54. *runs away so Pupster is just left standing there*

  55. I find it hard to believe that Mrs. Peel has explicit fantasies.

    Well, then you’ve never heard me describe the one in which Nathan Fillion is teaching me how to bowl, and one of his arms ever so slightly accidentally brushes against the side of my breast.

    *fans self*

  56. Scott – You are correct – my bad spelling follows me even to the innerwebtubes!

  57. I think they are cherry blossoms

  58. Crepe myrtles, mesa.

  59. Gaaak! Pups!

  60. Australian? I thought they were local.

  61. Cointreau kicks ass Mesa

  62. Good evening hot chicks and funny-lookin’ dudes.

  63. Scott – Kaman sells to the Aussies. Look at the tail boom. You’ll see a kangaroo with a circle around it.

  64. crepe myrle she is right!

  65. I have purple Crepe myrtles Peel.

  66. *fans self*

    Whoa, that moment was totally PG-13.

    I guess I shouldn’t share how I’d willingly end up in the special Hell reserved for people who talk at the theater if it meant 5 minutes with a nekkid Christina Hendricks.

  67. We had two beautiful crepe myrtles at our place in Virginia Beach. Too far north to grow them up here.

  68. crepe myrtle she is right!

    Yup, never heard of them before.

    Ok, what is the tree with flat waxy leaves that has a single blossom in each bunch of leaves that looks like a lime green pine cone (sort of)?

    I don’t know what half the plants are around here.

  69. Leon – You planning on talking to Christina for 4.5 minutes?

  70. Magnolia

    http://tinyurl.com/283v7oy

  71. When I grow up, I will have a crepe myrtle alleyway like this in my home.

  72. I installed 7 ceiling fans today, and 1 doggy door.

    Through a 8″ concrete block wall.

    Lots of cutting with the diamond tip blade, several whacks with a sledge hammer. Lots and lots and lots of chiseling. Finally made it fit!

    Gotta go back tomorrow for more fans and other stuff. Yea money!

  73. Well, then you’ve never heard me describe the one in which Nathan Fillion is teaching me how to bowl, and one of his arms ever so slightly accidentally brushes against the side of my breast.

    And people keep telling me that I look just like him…

  74. Leon – You planning on talking to Christina for 4.5 minutes?

    If by “talk” you mean “encourage her to take a variety of poses before I allow myself to touch her”, then yes.

  75. can’t wait to go to lowe’s to get a new tank fill tube for the terlet.

    No, I mean I can’t wait. Back later.

  76. I find it hard to believe that Mrs. Peel has explicit fantasies.

    She starts sweating every time she looks at a picture of Captain Picard.

  77. *runs away so Pupster is just left standing there*

    L to R

    Mrs. Peel, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/2f3eyvz

  78. do those green cone things stick up high or outward?

  79. do those green cone things stick up high or outward?

    Good question, made me go look. Outward.

  80. and its a tree NOt a plant?

  81. This or not this?

  82. Yup.

    It may be what MCPO said, but it doesn’t look like the bloom will be a big flower — unless it completely changes.

  83. Not that, the leaves are smaller and very flat and waxy looking.

  84. probably magnolia I know what you are talking about I just cant find it

  85. Thats a magnolia

  86. Fun Zeke Pic
    DSC_8614

  87. Cool.

    We didn’t have this stuff in the Great White North.

  88. you are lucky it isnt keeping you from breathing

  89. Of course it’s going to rain tomorrow on my day off — I’ve been able to go to the pool exactly once since I moved in here.

  90. PLANT BLOGGING!!!

    (Are we talking about the weather or recipes next?)

  91. Definitely magnolia, mesa. I am thinking about planting one…they’re good shade trees. Might be messier than Will and I want, though.

  92. Yeah Alex is going to tear us up a bit. Get some flashlights and bottle water in case the power goes out and in case it floods. Are you on the 2nd floor?

  93. you are lucky it isnt keeping you from breathing

    Yeah, no allergies to plants. Lucky that way. I’m just allergic to pot and codeine. As far as I know.

    Both horrible experiences.

  94. Of course it’s going to rain tomorrow on my day off

    The weather it is.

  95. we easliy transitioned into weather seany try and keep up ‘m’kay

  96. My Crepe myrtle at night
    Crepe Myrtle at night

  97. I have a magnolia tree. It’s beautiful when it blossoms, totally worth having to rake under it twice a year.

  98. Are you on the 2nd floor?

    Yes, I’ve already got some candles. The goofballs here cut off my power two days after I moved in (thinking I moved in on the first) before I could choose one of the fifty electric providers here and find one that seemed like a good deal and get switched over. I was in the hot and dark for three days. Fun.

  99. Wow Vmax! Zeke is so beautiful!!!!!

  100. I hope you have no storm effects from Alex. Sohos. And all of my Texas Friends.

  101. Ok, writing this HHD is making me laugh a lot and is definitely more fun than studying for the test I have tomorrow.

  102. We should get anywhere from 4-8 inches of rain and strong winds

  103. Chester!!!!!
    Chester!!!

    Thank you Sohos

  104. From what I’ve seen, looks like Alex will go pretty far South, but we’ll be on the “dirty” side and get tons of rain.

    Should make for an awesome fourth of July weekend.

    On a side note, I was as the grocery store tonight and they had brisket at .99 a pound. That’s amazing. A huge brisket for less than fifteen bucks. Gotta love Texas.

  105. I want to hug that doggie

  106. My living room is Chesterfield couches and chairs with Mission style tables and lamps.
    What do you think about this for the new TV stand. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/26aoluf

  107. I’m pretty sure you guys are never going to let me do HHD again, though.

    hahahaha

  108. I wish I could get brisket for $0.99 a #

    I want to hug that doggie
    Any time Sohos!

  109. Hopefully, not too strong winds. I’m really close to the water, but this place is up pretty high.

    It was weird driving into work today and seeing all the highway message boards saying to buy gas and supplies — STORM FORMING IN THE GULF!!!

  110. Mesa is allergic to pot? Wiserbud is too.

    Two people on the planet allergic to pot and they are both here. Small world.

  111. Yeah Scott, we found that out one night — amazingly similar experiences.

    Not. Gonna. Do. It. Again.

  112. You bastards were going on about HP printers in the old poat and I worked this up, then you left me there! (Cuts Michael.)
    We’ve got an HP Color Laserjet 4550 that’s about 8 years old. It failed once, and a guy drove clear out here from ‘The City’ and fixed it for free! It came with ‘on-site maintenance’. It’s run many thousands of pages and still works great. It IS a commercial-grade product, and weighs in at about 150 lb. It is NOT one of the little ‘toy’ HP printers that you throw away when they run out of ink/toner.We like it very much.

    We used it to print documentation for a program that Anita wrote for friends in the sky-diving biddness. Folks from other Drop Zones would be here for a meet, see it being used and ask “Where did you get that program?” Then they would want it for their DZ. It spread like a STD. Even though we priced it over a grand, It ended-up in many DZs in 23 countries! What a PITA! The support tail got VERY long. What fun, getting a support-call at 0300 on Sunday morning from Spain!
    We GAVE the source, rights, and support-burden away! Do not miss it!
    When we bought the printer, they gave us one of those little HP ‘All In One’ Ink Jet Printer/Fax/Color Copier things for free. We never opened the box. One of our friends said something about needing a new printer, and “What should we buy?”, so we gave it to them! They tried to give it back!!!
    We told them; “You touched it last! It’s yours!”
    What a nightmare those things are!
    All done…
    Carry on!

  113. You seriously need to get a kit together Mesa. I dont think the winds will be too strong but the rain is going to be hell.

  114. I like this one a lot!

    http://tinyurl.com/2alyslp

  115. Hey vmax. Nice photos. Here’s a video of me and my dog doing a herding instinct test – I linked it the other day, but I don’t think you were around.
    Boring until about the 1:00 mark.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFa9sql1yRg

  116. You know you can get everything you need at the dollar store over there by Target

  117. fibf are you drunk?

  118. Heh, didn’t know there was one over there. I went to the one in “downtown” League City.

    With the Messicans.

  119. Then there is this one. . . the wood is a little dark though.

    http://tinyurl.com/276ks85

  120. “friends in the sky-diving biddness. ”

    That is all I need to know about you guys.
    My type of people for sure.

  121. ick! Crazy place! It is right next door to office depot in the Taco Cabana parking lot

  122. My baby’s Daddy jumped out of a plane for the first time on Sunday his pics were on facechimp

  123. Also at the grocery store tonight, Texas made sausages in about ten different flavors for a buck a pound — I got five different kinds. As a sampler.

    Beats the hell out of Eckrich.

  124. AD,
    That is so cool that the sheep are WAY more afraid of the dog, than you!

  125. Ok, I’ll go to that one next time.

    It was on my way to work.

  126. This is why you should vote for the Democrats this fall, ok?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYfGCMORVoY

  127. MCPO if it can wait a couple of weeks this guy is amazing.

    http://www.stillriverantiques.com/

    Check out the before and afters

  128. Chris: Wolves! Wolves! (for those of you who saw “Babe”.)

    And here is the dog with her ribbon from the test:

  129. Well, Sky and Mr. Sky made it here safely from Louisiana.

    We’re gonna eat some pulled pork.

  130. Scott,
    We jumped with those folks. I maintained their aircraft (4 Caravans, A Twin Otter, 2 Cessna-182s, a Pilatus Porter, until I got hurt, I maintained their computers and Anita wrote their business software. The picture of us in POL is at the “Cheeseburgers In Paradise” party at the DZ before we got on the charter-buses to go to the Jimmy Buffet concert (with the coolers full of margaritas), so we didn’t have 80 skydivers driving drunk. Sort of an ‘extended family’, kinda like the Hostages.

  131. I only went 4 times chris, but I saw the fellowship there..

  132. Looks like Iowahawk is trying to get the cash from Breitbart

    http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/06/ill-take-a-cashiers-check-mr-breitbart.html

  133. I didn’t realize that Pennsylvania was this screwed up..

    “If a Harrisburg-area test run goes well, shoppers may soon be able to buy wine at grocery stores across Pennsylvania.

    The new wine kiosks are a high-tech affair.

    Shoppers need to insert their drivers’ licenses into a scanner, and then stand in front of a high definition camera, which a Liquor Control Board staffer will monitor from a remote location to make sure the ID is legitimate.

    After that, consumers will need to blow into a breathalyzer.

    The sale is denied if shoppers have a blood alcohol level above .02.

    LCB Chairman PJ Stapleton says the hoops are worth jumping through for an easier shopping experience.

    “And here in the supermarket, where you have a great cheese shop next door and a great butcher shop next door,” says Stapleton, “to match these wines with these great foods is the way they should be sold.”

    Right now, two pilot kiosks are up and running in Harrisburg-area supermarkets.

    The LCB plans to start introducing kiosks in western Pennsylvania stores later this summer, and expand them to central and eastern portions of the state by mid-November.”

  134. Very cool on the ribbon agile. GORGEOUS dog!!

  135. Glad the Embers made it. Sad I couldn’t be there. Oh well, we’ll meet up sometime.

  136. Got an in here too MCPO. This might be more to your liking.

    http://americanheritagefurniture.net/index_custom.php

  137. “Well, Sky and Mr. Sky made it here safely from Louisiana.”

    I am going to miss them.

  138. I want pulled pork.

  139. Scott – That is gorgeous stuff, but I’m kinda stuck with the mission style right now.

  140. I am going to miss them.

    *shrugs shoulders

    I’m sure we all will, but Michael’s garden does need the fertilizer.

  141. I am not allergic to pot.

    But my employment is.

    Also I want to beat the shit out of the goddamn plumber who plumbed out my toilet feed lines using an eclectic mix of 3/8 and 1/2 OD connectors.

    THANK YOU CHEAP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER USING CRAP FROM YOUR SPARES.

  142. Absolutely gorgeous day and evening here today. High Temp around 85F with dew point in the mid 50s. Going down to 52F tonight and stars are grand!

  143. Dave, I feel like I have a new car now that I have brake lights. I no longer cringe when I slow down on the freeway. Although, the cracked screen on my cell phone makes it a LOT harder to text while driving.

  144. My stool is loose. I blame my cheat lunch at Rio Wraps.

  145. PJM – Do you bury your excess chillruns in your flower beds?

  146. that’ll do it leon even though I have no clue what Rio Wraps is

  147. The opossum/birdthing that was/is living in my garage had made a nest that included hair I’d discarded in the back yard when I shaved my head outdoors.

    True story. No, really.

  148. sohos, it’s like Chipotle or Q’Doba but it sucks. For some reason, it’s the one of the 3 that’s within walking distance of my office.

  149. Out of the blue….fucking Barracuda

    http://tinyurl.com/29cfbn4

  150. >> Dave, I feel like I have a new car now that I have brake lights. I no longer cringe when I slow down on the freeway

    Sorry about the bad diagnosis. I was sure when they both (all three?) were gone, and it wasn’t a fuse, it had to be the switch.

    On the plus side, you have a new switch.

    On the down side, you have a busted screen. I commisserate. Both my girls cracked theirs couple years ago. Repair is about 90 bucks, without the phone for a few days. You might be eligible for an upgrade though, AT&T wants you to have a 4 soooo bad.

    Fuckers.

  151. HAHAHAHAHA! Dad looks proud and the poor girl looks like she is in shock!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Way to empathize, dad!

  152. The look on her face is classic ….like ummmm hospital Dad not posing for pics….

  153. WAIT! YOU CAN FIX IT!

    http://www.rapidrepair.com/guides/iphone3g/iphone3grepairguide.html

    I gots a spare glass cover. It was only dunked once.

  154. I HATE the Scientology commercial

  155. Yep,
    Dad is all “Lookie what I got!” Duaghter is OW! Way to go Dad! You prick!

  156. I’m thinking I could submit this for my new POL

    http://tinyurl.com/2fnwm3b

  157. You are hotter than that!

  158. Ugh, MCPO. We may not get along, but there is no WAY that you look as bad as that turd.

  159. Yea Scott,
    Skydiving,
    It’s a separate reality, where a federal prosecutor, defense attorney, convicted drug smuggler, and federal judge could go out on the same skydive to do ‘relative work’, when the only other thing they had in common was that they had all been in court together!
    I’ve got your ‘dysfunctional Family’ – Right Here!
    Interesting folks, over all…

  160. HAHAHAHAHA! I like the way Hollyweird folks use hair color that LOOKS like hair coloring.

  161. Scott – That is gorgeous stuff, but I’m kinda stuck with the mission style right now.

    They do that.

  162. Scott – Really? Will have to see what happens tomorrow. Herself is going with me and if she finds something that suits her . . .

  163. Leon! These should help you with your stool problem:
    http://www.amazon.com/rubber-stopper-500-mL-flasks/dp/B002IKMX1E

  164. Clintbird, I had like 7 of those jammed in there after the first attack. The were launched shotgun-style on attack #2.

    Thanks, though, you’re a helper.

  165. MCPO, I like the dark one if you’re not going with Scott’s friend’s beautiful work.

  166. I’ve been listening to this album a lot lately:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTfKGaY9nTM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtcouz1dDo

    Frank Zappa was a funny motherfucker.

  167. PA – Thank you AND Scott for commenting on my choices. And thank you Scott for the kind offer.

    Herself will most likely pick out whatever we get for the stand. . . I’ll be in charge of the electronics part of our purchases.

  168. Have any of you been watching Losing It With Jillian Tuesday night’s on NBC?

  169. PattyAnn: SSMMMMMOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSS!

  170. Have any of you been watching Losing It With Jillian Tuesday night’s on NBC?

    I lost it with Jillian a few years ago. I hate that woman. Never been fat a day in her life, doesn’t actually know fuckall about how to treat obesity, just how to shout at fat people.

  171. Sean, I’m a huge Zappa fan.

    My favorite recall, I think he was playing this awesome duet with Al DeMiola on Sleep Dirt, two classical guitars, and at the end of it one of em flubbed, and Al asked “didja get tired?” and Zap said “nah, my fingers got stuck”.

  172. Her new show is nothing like The Biggest Loser. It’s actually excellent.

  173. What the Dick Pole is this BANGLAR!!!?

  174. Clint – I haven’t watched any TV other than sports. I’m deep into “Wire in the Blood”. It’s one of the best BBC productions I’ve seen in some time.

    I understand it’s not One Tree Hill or Buffy, but it has me hooked!

  175. *sigh* see how they draw in our honored vets?

    motherfuckers.

  176. Her new show is nothing like The Biggest Loser. It’s actually excellent.

    Let me know if she ever actually succeeds. So far every Biggest Loser winner has put every pound back on, and then some.

  177. *smoochies Clint

    MCPO, If I was herself, I’d opt for the real wood stuff if the prices were close. Then again, I have an impatient streak, too. Scott, if we lived close, those libraries are what I’ve been wanting.

  178. “Wire in the Blood” makes me think of The Thing.

  179. I think Jillian has a scrote.

  180. When’s it on, Chief?

  181. “Wire in the Blood” makes me think of The Thing.

    One of my all time fave movie scenes, PA!

  182. Again, Leon, it’s nothing like The Biggest Loser.

  183. Cuff, I just looked up John Carpenter–I had no idea he directed so many movies that I love. And I still love the original Thing but that remake was awesome.

  184. Clint – I’m streaming it from Netflix via my Xbox360.

  185. Where ya been, Andy?

  186. I think Jillian has a scrote.

    That puts her one up on you.

  187. Look! It’s 11 and I’m still up.

  188. Okay, everyone sing!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2RyTAXL5g&feature=related

  189. this time tomorrow, I’ll be in AZ getting shot down by Cyn and Romy..

  190. Burger, some kind of fried onion thing, and beer are being consumed, dark chocolate to follow.

    Hello Hostages!

  191. Ok. Well. That’s enough.

    Off to bed.

  192. PattyAnn I went to college with John Carpenter.

  193. OK, HHD is scheduled for tomorrow morning. You can’t wait.

  194. burb.

    I’m getting heartburn just thinking about it Roamy.

  195. I guess I don’t see how she’s supposed to be motivational. I’ll try to catch it at least once, just to see. I cannot take her seriously on Loser.

  196. Try to watch a copy of tonight’s show … a good example … should be available online somewhere Wednesday if not sooner.

  197. Goodnight, lovely peoples. . . and Sean.

  198. MCPO, I can watch it free on IMDB it says. I’ll save that link and watch it soon.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337792/videogallery/content_type-Full%20Episode

  199. this’ll be gone tomorrow too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7vjNX4lqCk

  200. Cool, Clintbird.

  201. MCPO,
    I’m all up with the real wood, but then you are left with ‘light/dark, Cherry/Oak”, ad nauseum. Depends totally on what surrounds it. I’m stuck on ‘functional”, Anita does the “Aesthetic”. I don’t go there. I know my place. I’m just an old aircraft mech. I don’t care if it’s pretty, I care if it works and is safe. No one has ever been hurt or killed in one of the aircraft I’ve maintained, but I never cared what color they were!

  202. Playing bus driver. Had to go retrieve the daughter from Girl Scout camp in Plymouth.

    And I’m beat. Y’all try not to make too much of a mess around here. ‘Night.

  203. Anybody heard from Sox lately?

  204. Why am I still up?

  205. Why am I still up?

    You wanted to see me?

  206. Oh yes. That’s it. Hi Xbrad.

  207. How YOU doin’?

  208. Wellp, it’s been a long day, gotta rest up for more Kagan hearings:

    http://is.gd/d9tra

  209. I am going to miss them.

    I’m planning a little shrine for their remains in the crawl space under my house.

    You can visit for a small fee.

  210. Seriously, Mr. Ember is a hoot. He, me and Eddiebear all lived in the exact same little area of South St. Louis, along South Grand near Tower Grove Park.

  211. Did Ember show up wearing her vinyl pants?

  212. XBrad, she claimed they were packed when I suggested wearing them.

  213. Did Ember show up wearing her vinyl pants?

    No.

    Not wearing a corset either.

    She’s lucky I let her in the door.

  214. Well, they durn well better get unpacked in Phoenix, or no Jaeger for her!

  215. I’ll still buy her and hubby a beer.

  216. I lost it with Jillian a few years ago. I hate that woman. Never been fat a day in her life, doesn’t actually know fuckall about how to treat obesity, just how to shout at fat people.

    Leon, Jillian WAS overweight. That’s what got her into this.

    This is what she used to look like. Maybe you’ll feel differently about her now?

  217. PJ, quit putting YOUR pics up.

  218. Gotta run. I’ll see you guys tomorrow.

  219. Seriously, Mr. Ember is a hoot. He, me and Eddiebear all lived in the exact same little area of South St. Louis, along South Grand near Tower Grove Park.

    and that makes him a hoot how exactly?

  220. >> and that makes him a hoot how exactly?

    He ate a brake light, and downed it with a switch.

    That’s fuckin awesome right there.

  221. He ate a brake light, and downed it with a switch.

    Yes, but can he bark like a seal?

  222. I ate the Chrysler Building once. True story.

  223. >> Yes, but can he bark like a seal?

    If he gots the croup.

  224. Yes, but can he bark like a seal?

    No, but he does smell like fish.

  225. Dave, you’ve seen those commercials one time too many.

  226. Yes, but can he bark like a seal?

    No, but it looks like he blew one.

  227. Hi, wisersweetie.

  228. Yes, but can he bark like a seal?

    No, but he is The Walrus.

  229. Hi, PerfectAss!

  230. Thanks, wiser, but thats not me. I have one of those pancake asses.

  231. I’ll still buy her and hubby a beer.

    It will be money well spent if he rewards you by doing his rendition of “The 80s Poem.”

    I’m not kidding.

  232. It’s ice cream!!!

  233. Hmmmm… “P”ancake “A”ss.

    Yeah, that works too, I guess.

  234. I have one of those pancake asses.

    Mmmmmmm….pancakes.

  235. Man, you can almost hear the “screeeech” when a thread dies, can’t ya?

  236. No pancakes!!! I’m locarbing it!!

    You’re torturing me

  237. Man, you can almost hear the “screeeech” when a thread dies, can’t ya?

    More of a death rattle, actually.

  238. I regret nothing.

  239. MCPO, with freshly shaved head, finds a job as a therapist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA

  240. Did somebody say…pancakes?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq_2GOoFaXE

  241. *sniff

    My niece has deleted me from her facebook friends.

    Whatever will I do?

  242. Whatever will I do?

    Take it as a sign and get the fuck off of facebook?

  243. Which niece? The one you’ve been taking care of?

  244. Hire someone to break her legs. That’ll learn her to fuck with you.

  245. Whatever will I do?

    Have Tittyface friend her?

  246. George. Gorn.

  247. That’ll learn her to fuck with you.

    Breaking a leg when fucking PJ is the least of one’s worries.

  248. Which niece? The one you’ve been taking care of?

    Yes. She picked up her brother the other day who was high on meth. We laid into her and told her she is NEVER to pick him up. Even if he’s sober.

    Today, she picked him up. AND he was high. Brought him to my poor mother’s house and she had to deal with him coming down and he was scary.

    I kicked her out of my house. If she’s that weak, when we live down the hill, what’s gonna stop her from letting him in my house when he knocks on her bedroom window?

    She’s done it before at that house when SHE and her family lived at that house. That brother was not allowed around and she let him in. I can’t have that around my kids. So, buh-bye.

    She’s not pissed she can’t live with me, she’s more pissed that her dad won’t pay for her car insurance and cell phone. I’m sure she’s been sleeping at her boyfriend’s house anyways cuz she hasnt’ been here for a while.

  249. Meanwhile, it looks like Luke and Laura might be getting back together…….

  250. Breaking a leg when fucking PJ is the least of one’s worries.

    HEY!! That’s not me!! That’s PA!

    oh wait, do you mean child support issues. Meh, you won’t have to pay much. I’m not greedy. A couple grand a month is JUST fine

  251. Meanwhile, it looks like Luke and Laura might be getting back together……

    HAHAHAHA!

    wait, shut up!!

  252. wait, shut up!

    sorry. couldn’t resist.

  253. A couple grand a month is JUST fine

    Yeah, best of luck with that right now…….

  254. wiser, your wife IS employed. You crazed little sex poodle. How’d you like me to release your other chakra?

  255. Meanwhile, it looks like Luke and Laura might be getting back together…….

    THAT’S SICK!

    (Oh, wait…I thought you said Luke and Leia.)

  256. How’d you like me to release your other chakra?

    “other”?

  257. get the face off fuckbook.

    I say.

  258. Sorry.

    I meant release your “second chakra”

    had to look al’s quote up so I could be exact

  259. Madeleine’s arm stuck in the refrigerator tonight and me being the good mom I am, I took pictures.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4748248254/in/photostream/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/23138734@N02/4747607077/in/photostream/

  260. You are assuming I have one to start with.

  261. You prolly have 3. I think you’re that much more specialer than gore.

    Dave!! You broke my iphone! You be quiet!

  262. me being the good mom I am, I took pictures.

    The killer awoke before dawn,
    she put her boots on
    …..

  263. >> Dave!! You broke my iphone! You be quiet!

    I sent you repair pics. So shut it.

  264. Sorry.

    I meant release your “second chakra”

    MOM!!!! PEEJ IS SOME KIND OF UNITARIAN PERVERT!!!! I’M TELLING THE POPE!!!!

  265. Sean, please don’t make me read the sex charges against you. I’ve seen them. It’s not pretty.

    I sent you repair pics. So shut it.

    Yes, but you dint tell me where to get the glass so I’ve decided it doesn’t count. You’re now also responsible for that bit of red missing on my tail light that I haven’t put red tape on yet. SO THERE!

  266. >> Yes, but you dint tell me where to get the glass so I’ve decided it doesn’t count. You’re now also responsible for that bit of red missing on my tail light that I haven’t put red tape on yet. SO THERE!

    DO I have to do every fucking thing for you? You have goats. Shit, I can’t deal with goats. Go clean the car and wait for a man to fix shit.

  267. Did anyone read Iowahawk’s thing regarding weigel?

    Because “SPENCER ACKERMAN: I thought you were using ProActiv” actually made me cry.

  268. DO I have to do every fucking thing for you? You have goats. Shit, I can’t deal with goats. Go clean the car and wait for a man to fix shit.

    Nah, you don’t have to worry about the goat urine anymore. The chicken crap covered that up.

  269. oh.

    well.

    thank goodness.

    NITE!

  270. Damn, it’s a real shame you aren’t driving to CT.

  271. Sean, please don’t make me read the sex charges against you. I’ve seen them. It’s not pretty.

    You’ll be hearing from my lawyers about your scurrilous accusations, missy.

    (Okay, there are no lawyers, but I hired a guy to throw a rock through one of your windows. Same difference.)

  272. Jesus, you guys could at least mention that you were all going to bolt.

    Fuckin’ a.

  273. wakey.

    wakey.

  274. Good morning, Carin, et al.
    et al = lurkers

    Sean, they were very rude to leave you like that.

  275. GOOD MORNING!

    *waves of doggy breath roll over poat*

    Someone took a key my rental car yesterday and gouged it pretty good.

    Who do I know in Rochester NY? No-fucking-body.

    Somebody doesn’t like green beetles.

  276. Hola, et al.

    And Patty Ann

  277. GOOD MORNING!!!

    Somebody doesn’t like green beetles.

    *raises hand*

    Actually, it doesn’t matter what color it is, I detest those vehicles.


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