Big Balloon Friday

Hello Buttafuoco.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  This is why you’re fat.

Dave in Water linked this video earlier today and I’ve watched it no less than 20 times.

There is no way that guy doesn’t read Innocent Bystanders.

This is a good Friday song unless you’re some sort of pussy.  Feel free to turn it up to 11.

The research department took a vacation day because it didn’t feel like scouting for new talent.  This doesn’t matter really because the BBF bench is deeper than Ron Jeremy in your mom.

Today’s beauty queen is probably the best of the bunch and I think she also holds the high honor of being the most featured chickadee.  If Kerry Marie would put down the fucking turducken and release some new material that might not be the case but whatever.

When God was finished with today’s Polish hotness I’m pretty sure he took the rest of the day off.  Please stop talking to people to see whose ass you’re going to kick long enough to pay respects to perfection and say hello to our model for today, Friday, June 11, 2010, Ewa Sonnet.  Mama.

ZOMG111eleventy! ON THIS DAY…

*  in 1880, Jeannette Rankin, the first woman elected to Congress (Montana), was born.

*  in 1910, Jacques-Yves Cousteau was born in France.

*  in 1913, football legend and man Vince Lombardi was born.  Favorite quote: “Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.”

*  in 1920, Republicans nominated Warren G. Harding for president.

*  in 1935, Gene Wilder was born in Milwaukee.  If you don’t know what THIS link is before you click, you need to pay closer attention.

*  in 1939, the King and Queen of England ate hot dogs for the first time.  At an FDR party for whatever that’s worth.

*  in 1945, busty actress Adrienne Barbeau was born.  Fap.

*  in 1949, clean-shaven ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard was born.  They’ve been working on a Rick-Rubin-produced album since 2008 that’s supposed to come out this year.  Hurry up already, jackasses.

*  in 1963, Buddhist monk Thich Quang Duc immolated himself on a street in Saigon.

*  in 1963, Governor George Wallace tried to prevent blacks from registering at the University of Alabama.

*  in 1982, “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” was released.

*  in 1979, actor, American and man John Wayne died.

That’s all for today.

I’ll be having fun this weekend and I hope you do the same.  I have some projects to do around the house which is always interesting and potentially deadly.  Whatever you do this weekend, remember to keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars you faggot.

Seriously…

My monkey….would you like to touch it….

449 Comments

  1. sloppy seconds.

  2. SOS! Anybody with Wiserbuds phone number please email asap to Laura.

  3. Gym time. Before I lose all motivation.

  4. I’m sure he’ll figure out the boobs are up on his own, Scott.

  5. SOS! Anybody with Wiserbuds phone number please email asap to Laura.

    Done!

    Also, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!!

  6. I’m sure he’ll figure out the boobs are up on his own, Scott.

    Hahahahahaha.

    MOM!!!! CAR IN MADE A FUNNEH!!!

  7. I’m sure he’ll figure out the boobs are up on his own, Scott.

    I felt a disturbance in the force.

    It was like….someone had actually posted a hot BBF girl.

    Now, I’m feeling another disturbance elsewhere…

  8. I wonder if she has names for those.

  9. That music put me in the mood for love.

  10. You can tell just by looking at Ewa Sonnet that she smells good.

  11. I’m kind of at a loss, Rosetta. I don’t have anything nice or mean to say about Sonnett.

  12. Yay Rosetta! *High 5’s Rosetta.*

    I just had lunch with Roamy. She’s peachy keen!

  13. Well done.

    http://tinyurl.com/2787cbl

  14. I can tell Ms. Sonnett hasn’t hit puberty – she’s Polish and she doesn’t have a beard yet.

  15. I’m kind of at a loss, Rosetta. I don’t have anything nice or mean to say about Sonnett.

    I assume she leaves most men speechless.

    And pantsless.

  16. Did you get a picture of you and Rocket Chick, Clint?

    Put it up on the meat-up page!

  17. Gun Control. It doesn’t even work in China.

    Oh, and nice bewbs.

  18. I wonder if she has names for those

    Or zip codes….

  19. Oops, gotta go.

    Service call.

    *contemplates new career……

  20. Okay, today’s model is — again — quite hittable. Two weeks in a row. Will the winning streak continue?

  21. Hey, who removed my comment from the site title?

    fag

  22. Okay, today’s model is — again — quite hittable. Two 138 weeks in a row. Will the winning streak continue?

    There you go.

  23. What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?

  24. stupid software company and their stupid “don’t touch our computer or you will void the support agreement” rules.

  25. Nipples!

  26. What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?

    I’m having fun. Hotspur? Not so much.

  27. Thank you Rosetta.

  28. You too Wiserbud

  29. What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?

    Hotspur would perform the action vicariously through wiserbud. Leon would perform the action personally.

  30. Time to go do my workout log. Did Carin actually go to the gym, or is she a completely worthless slackass?

  31. Rosetta – You fucking no-good asswipe!!!! I’LL CUT YOU, BITCH!

    *tries to wipe Willy Wonka song from his audio neurons*

  32. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    This isn’t the first time agiledog has had a porcupine shoved up his ass.

  33. Did Carin actually go to the gym, or is she a completely worthless slackass?

    I don’t believe in Car In’s case that those are mutually exclusive

    *puts on cup and helmet*

  34. What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?

    agiledog would be the only one not having fun.

  35. Ewa Sonnet’s a tranny. She’s photographed sideways, with her legs crossed, and in a dress to hide her package. She looks like she wants to dickslap Rosie.

  36. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Helen Thomas is fingering Leon’s asshole with her right hand but can’t reach Hotspurs ass.

  37. *puts on cup and helmet*

    You’ve got those on reversed. The cup does NOT go on your head…..

  38. She looks like she wants to dickslap Rosie.

    Who doesn’t?

  39. You too Wiserbud

    I dint do nuthin’.

  40. LHelen Thomas is fingering Leon’s asshole with her right hand but can’t reach Hotspurs ass.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  41. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    leon is probably doing that against his will.

  42. Who doesn’t?

    Not me. Do you know where he’s been??????? Who knows what you could catch…

  43. No pics, Rosetta. Sorry.

  44. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Helen Thomas’s pubic hair is harder than the porcupine quills.

  45. I dint do nuthin’.

    That’s what she said.

  46. What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon “shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Helen Thomas is sucking a donkey off but Leon can’t get the donkey to lick his balls while he shoves the porcupine up Agiledog’s ass?

  47. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    When they’ve finished, I guarantee the porcupine smells better than leon’s breath.

  48. leon is probably doing that against his will.

    Depends on which way the porcupine’s facing, and whether it’s alive.

    I’d hate to do that to a poor, innocent porcupine.

  49. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Helen Thomas died two hours ago and the porcupine refuses to die.

  50. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Four Messicans and an coyote border crossing.

  51. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Helen Thomas served Hotspur some cookies to get him to do it, Leon paid Agiledog $5.00.

  52. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    $20?

  53. Helen Thomas died two hours decades ago

    Fist

  54. I’m not sure what joke to tell with this, but you all deserve to see it.

  55. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Hotspur’s on the inside looking out.

  56. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Rosetta’s dick is up Helen Thomas’s snatch while Hotspur is licking.

  57. I’m not sure what joke to tell with this, but you all deserve to see it.

    Is that really necessary?

  58. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Hotspur and Helen Thomas are surrounded by a Japanese Bukkake Circle while Leon and Agiledog are only surrounded by Leon’s family.

  59. It’s beer time with the knights of the round table.

    BBL

  60. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Hotspur isn’t crying.

  61. “What’s the difference between Hotspur licking Helen Thomas’s pubic swastika and leon shoving a porcupine up agiledog’s ass?”

    Helen Thomas is chocking on her own vomit while Agiledog is giggling.

  62. Hotspur and Helen Thomas are surrounded by a Japanese Bukkake Circle while Leon and Agiledog are only surrounded by Leon’s family.

    There is nothing that I can make up that will top that. Numbnut wins.

    +13 Nobel Peace Prizes and a Cleveland Steamer from Ed Schultz

  63. Is that really necessary?

    Yeah, didn’t want the spam filter to catch me.

  64. It’s beer time with the knights of the round table.

    Planning “The Pride Parade” takes time, I imagine.

  65. Planning “The Pride Parade” takes time, I imagine.

    They all need to coordinate what they will be wearing.

  66. There is no way that guy doesn’t read Innocent Bystanders.

    Read ’em? He’s their target audience. (Unless geoff’s posting)

  67. They all need to coordinate what they will be wearing.

    How much coordination is necessary for pink “My Little Pony” thongs and pink feather boas?

  68. Eva is better than average BBF material.

  69. From RS McCain:

    Q. Why did Alvin Greene win the Democratic primary for Senate in South Carolina with the same percentage of the vote as Barack Obama?

    Do I think that putting an accused sexual predator on the Democratic primary ballot was a GOP dirty trick?

    Yes, I do.

    But a much better question is this: Do I think that getting an accused sexual predator on the Democratic primary ballot was a brilliant GOP dirty trick?

    Oh, hell yes.

    http://tinyurl.com/28omxsg

  70. I mean, dayum. AD’s got a set for every day of the week.

  71. B-rad – Any good news on the innerweb tubes access?

  72. Yeah, didn’t want the spam filter to catch me.

    I was referring to the pathological homeliness and just plain awfulness of the clip. 🙂

  73. The asian chick was at least a 7. And there was one big-boobed chick that was good enough for a typical Friday.

  74. Jazz, given the stunning level of stupidity we’ve seen from SC GOP lately, there’s no way in hell they snuck Greene on the ballot. I’m pretty sure it was a Dem dirty trick. And how interesting that the Dem voters were so sick of the other candidates that they voted for the guy with absolutely no name recognition.

  75. Ewa Sonnet.

    I’d hit it.

  76. AD’s got a set for every day of the week.

    I much prefer the “Blush” over the “Bashful” ones. A much richer color….

  77. Ewa Sonnet.

    I’d hit it.

    *THUD*

  78. **goes to BP and buys a gallon of unleaded to set fire to Wiser for saying unkind things about Sarah Michelle Gellar**

  79. **offers XBrad a lighter**

  80. And how interesting that the Dem voters were so sick of the other candidates that they voted for the guy with absolutely no name recognition.

    The only difference between Alvin and Barack is that we know more about Alvin’s background that we do about Barack’s

  81. “+13 Nobel Peace Prizes and a Cleveland Steamer from Ed Schultz”

    I had to Google “Cleveland Steamer”.

    Sounds like something you have to do to receive a black belt in Karate.

  82. The only difference between Alvin and Barack is that we know more about Alvin’s background that we do about Barack’s

    That isn’t true. Along with his illustrious record of voting “present”, BHO also gave a speech a few years prior to the election, which as you know, made him all qualified and shit to become President and blame Bush for his own lack of leadership and ability.

  83. What I find hilarious about this whole situation in SC is that the Dems are STUNNED that an unqualifed, inexperienced black man could possibly get elected.

    Geeeeee, now why would anyone be shocked by that?

  84. BiW, yahoomail.

  85. If the Republicans are behind this, I think it’s brilliant. Even if they did get this guy into the race, it was the actual voters who chose this guy. What does that say about the average Democrat?

    “Hmmm, I’ve never heard of this guy, but he’s black, so I support him!”

    And we’re the racists.

  86. All I know is I’ll be really, really sad if Greene wins the general election, because that will mean America really is dead.

  87. I am kind of surprised that no one in the mainstream punditry has mentioned the parallel between Alvin and Obama.

  88. I am kind of surprised that no one in the mainstream punditry has mentioned the parallel between Alvin and Obama.

    Really?

  89. I am terrified of clicking links now.

    Probably a good thing.

  90. I am kind of surprised that no one in the mainstream punditry has mentioned the parallel between Alvin and Obama.

    Rush is honeymooning.

  91. I am terrified of clicking links now.

    Now?

  92. Really?

    Well, maybe “surprised” is the wrong word here…..

    What’s the opposite of “surprised?”

  93. I am terrified of clicking links now.

    Why?

  94. I am terrified of clicking links now.

    ‘specially with your work computer, huh?

  95. What’s the opposite of “surprised?”

    “Not surprised.”

  96. “Not surprised.”

    You make your living with words, don’t you?

  97. http://tinyurl.com/24gk87b

  98. “What’s the opposite of “surprised?””

    unsurprised.

  99. What’s the opposite of “surprised?”

    Unphased.

  100. Friendly neighborhood tech is here, he just cleaning up my work machine now…sigh.

  101. What’s the opposite of “surprised?”

    gruntled.

  102. You make your living with words, don’t you?

    Yes, but it’s easier to be fatuous. What do you want? Calm? Aware? Poised? Unsurprised? Not surprised? Anticipated? Foreseen? Predictable? Prepared for? Ready for?

  103. “What’s the opposite of “surprised?””

    Asshole.

  104. “What’s the opposite of “surprised?””

    Goatse

  105. If you haven’t watched “Wax on, Fuck off” over at DPUD, you’re an evil commie that thinks karate and kung fu are the same thing.

  106. “What’s the opposite of “surprised?””

    STFU

  107. Unphased.

    Almost – “unfazed.” That’s a hard one.

  108. ….and I’m back!

    Miraculous.

  109. Laura – Did Rosie give your computer Teh Aids??

  110. No, I suspect it was a pic linked to me by steve_in_HB.

    Can’t be completely sure of course because I always have too much crap going on at the same time.

  111. Drive time. Later!

  112. What’s the opposite of “surprised?”

    Asking for it.

  113. What’s the opposite of “surprised?”

    desirprus.

  114. No, I suspect it was a pic linked to me by steve_in_HB.

    How is he doing? Is he still in Huntington Beach? Still playing poker? I never did meet up with him there.

  115. “All I know is I’ll be really, really sad if Greene wins the general election, because that will mean America really is dead.”

    No way, no how that happens. I doubt Alvin will still be in the race come November.

  116. mine are….OH HELL she smokes me!!!!!

  117. I doubt Alvin will still be in the race come November.

    So, who is his campaign manager, Simon or Theodore?

  118. He is still there, and seems to be doing fine, but I don’t know if hes doing the poker thing anymore. He’s still a wickedly witty mofo, too.

  119. mine are….OH HELL she smokes me!!!!!

    ‘k, now I’m surprised.

  120. OH HELL she smokes me!!!!!

    SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!?!?!?!

  121. We still love you, sohos.

  122. “….and I’m black!

    Miraculous.”

    Fixed it for you Laura

  123. So, who is his campaign manager, Simon or Theodore?

    D’uh, it’s Dave.

    “okay, now we’re gonna rehearse the campaign speech again.

    Ready, Alvin?

    Alvin??

    ALVIIIIIN!!!1!!1!1

    “OK!”

  124. Going on a three hour mountain bike ride tomorrow.
    Taking the wife out for some Bohemian/Czech food tonight.
    Good movies on demand.
    And I am a bit horny.
    I think it is going to be a good weekend.

  125. Uni doesn’t know horny until he’s been married for 30 years!

  126. Exercised nearly every day this week. I feel great!

  127. “Uni doesn’t know horny until he’s been married for 30 years!”

    Shit! Congratulations!

    We are celebrating 18 this weekend. The wife still looks great.
    Me? I look broken down and haggard. All this living kicks the shit out of you.

  128. “All this living kicks the shit out of you.”

    Perhaps a small understatement.

  129. “Perhaps a small understatement.”
    heh

  130. I predict that a time will come in the very near future when black becomes the new n-word. It will be considered the equivalent of calling someone a nigger if you call them black.

    Write it down:
    Hotspur
    June 11, 2010

  131. I predict that a time will come in the very near future when black becomes the new n-word.

    These kinds of stories always remind of the newscaster who called some French (or whatever. Not an American) athlete an African American, because she had been so indoctrinated into avoiding calling someone black.

    Wish I could find that video.

  132. “I predict that a time will come in the very near future when black becomes the new n-word.”

    Well crap … now how am I going to classify that little lawn jockey on my front lawn?

  133. When meeting someone who declares themself to be “African American” it is considered polite to ask them in what African country were they born.

    True story.

  134. “It will be considered the equivalent of calling someone a nigger if you call them black.”

    Shit, the term has evolved so many times I wouldn’t doubt it.

  135. Lunch with clintbird was fun! Though he said what he was wearing was a “toned-down Hawaiian shirt”, which I always thought was an oxymoron. I am kicking myself for not bringing the camera.

  136. Meanwhile Charlize Theron is not an African-American in this wacko PC world.

  137. Meanwhile Charlize Theron is not an African-American in this wacko PC world.

    I remember telling people how cool I thought it was that an African American woman won the Best Actress Oscar two years in a row and that I was surprised that no one was making a bigger deal out of that.

  138. You should see some of my bright ones, Roamy.

  139. I’d let her put my statue on her mantle, IYKWIMAITYD.

  140. Roamy, I looked up the nutrional information about that triple dessert from Mimi’s I told you about … over 1300 calories and 163 carbs! That MAY explain the highly entertaining dreams I had last night.

  141. That MAY explain the highly entertaining dreams I had last night.

    Mimi’s bread pudding will do that.

  142. What prompted my remark about the b-word was this post at HA.

    Fucking assclowns.

    http://tinyurl.com/2uknlgk

  143. Just experienced a blowout, fortunately on the riding lawn mower. This weekends project and money suck has been determined.

  144. So, where did you and Roamy go to eat CB?

    http://tinyurl.com/24svvu6

  145. So xBrad, how did your date go last night?

    http://tinyurl.com/23fogbt

  146. ime to go do my workout log. Did Carin actually go to the gym, or is she a completely worthless slackass?

    Of course I went. And now I’m ready to kick Rosie’s ass.

  147. Exercised nearly every day this week. I feel great!

    I took monday off – well, not completely since I did a five mile walk.

  148. That doesn’t take much, Carin.

  149. Inventory management FAIL!

    Somehow, I have allowed the beer fridge to run dry.

    I’m home now, and I ain’t leavin’. Wine or whisky?

  150. Wine is more of a Sunday beverage.

  151. Somehow, I have allowed the beer fridge to run dry.

    {{{{{{ shun }}}}}

  152. So, where did you and Roamy go to eat CB? http://tinyurl.com/24svvu6

    Hahahahahaha!!!

    +100 Milk-Bones

  153. Whattup black holes??

    Speaking of black being the new “n” word, why do people call brown people black? I never understood that.

  154. I’m a wimmen and I can’t stand the taste of wine.

  155. {{{{{{ shun }}}}}

    I blame my niece and/or my son’s autism therapist, both of whom live with us.

    The beer fridge is shared, and it has plenty of beer-like substance in it. Just not any that I’d drink. Hell, I could serve the entire population of the neighborhood a Bud Light.

    * Blech *

    This Woodford Manhattan, OTOH, is hitting the spot nicely.

  156. it has plenty of beer-like substance in it

    Got a Zima for Rosetta?

  157. Happy Sunday then hosefornicators.

    I drink what I like. You please feel free to do the same.

    DON’T JUDGE ME.

  158. No, but I have a Mike’s Hard Lemonade for him. I hear he likes the high hard one from Mike.

  159. This is the best BBF poat ever! You got Ewa. You got Vince Lombardi. You got Gene Wilder. You got John Wayne. GRAND SLAM!!

    34 and a wake up!! W00t!!

  160. [joins hotspur with a glass of wine]

    But, then I’m a wimmen.

  161. I think I’ve got a California Cooler that’s fallen behind the crisper drawer. Want me to dig that out for Rosie?

  162. eing the new “n” word, why do people call brown people black? I never understood that.

    Well, there are some that pretty darn black. Other are “high yellow.” You’re right though. They should average it out.

  163. Just had a terrific nap.

  164. Where the fuck is everyone.

    [checks calendar. takes note that is it friday]

    Oh. I get it now. You guys all have a life.

  165. Fridays are bourbon night.
    Unless it is single malt night.

    I cook with wine, I do not drink it.

  166. You guys all have a life.

    All?

  167. Hi, Car in. You’re in luck. I have no life.

  168. YEA! MORE LOSERS!

  169. Not so sure that’s luck.

  170. Shut up you.

  171. I cook with wine, I do not drink it.

    Justin Wilson: the best kind of wine to drink … is the kind you have.

    He cooked with wine too.

  172. I was going to link the auto-tuned kick ass song from HA, then I realized a) it’s Obama, why would I do that and b) Allahdouche put it up, why would I do that.

    Never mind.

  173. Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
    and the hunter, home from the hill.

    Also my day is done. I spent the last 20 minutes (including all music and John Wayne vids) clicking through the links.

    I award Rosetta 1047.2 Nobel Peace Prizes for his work. Well done bitch. Get me a juice box.

    The missus just HAD to go to Austin to see my kid’s new puppy, so I am chillin and grillin by the pool.

    World, meet Emmitt Smith. Emmitt, world.

    Emmitt

    You wish you were me. Unless you have a vag.

  174. Watch me get a fatwa from someone who doesn’t know who Allahpundit is.

  175. A life is what, exactly?

  176. World, meet Emmitt Smith. Emmitt, world.

    Very cute.

    Roamy, you’re going to have to link the song to save me a click to HA.

  177. He’s adorable, Dave!! You’re a grandpa now!!

  178. The other day Lauraw was explaining how she first found Ace – Allah fan who then linked Ace. That’s exactly how I found Ace too.

  179. I was going to link the auto-tuned kick ass song from HA, then I realized a) it’s Obama, why would I do that and b) Allahdouche put it up, why would I do that.

    Andy ❤ Roamy

  180. Or should I say “I” was an Allah fan and Allah linked Ace.

    One little Indian and I’m already garbling.

    Cyn. howYOUdoing?

  181. What is he Dave? Lab mix?

  182. Allah had the greatest name for his blog. Allah’s in the house. lol.

    He was so funny back then.

  183. Hello, Emmett.

    Fuck off, Dave.

    Hi, ladies.

  184. Speaking of life, I just picked up an interview with a major power provider on the west coast for a job that pays some very nice green, much more than my current paltry salary. I think I’m gonna spooge from all the excitement.. or just throw up from nervousness.

    Just as long as I don’t fuck up the interview.

  185. I was gonna ask the same thing, looks like a black Rotty to me.

  186. Emmitt Smith … why didn’t y’all name that dog Aikman? Or Landry?

    RAAAAACIST!!!

  187. Vmax, dad was a full black lab, mom a mix.

    He is a cute little bugger, ain’t he?

    Carin, that’s how I found AoS too, via Allah.

  188. Would you believe I found Ace via The Corner/

  189. Just for Carin
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw

  190. When I was a toddler we had a black shepherd named Sambo,

  191. When Jonah linked Ace’s poem, xbrad?

  192. Dave, that is my favorite of all time. It’s on Robert Louis Stevenson’s headstone.

    Epitaph

    Under the wide and starry sky,
    Dig the grave and there me lie.
    Glad did I live, and gladly I die,
    And I laid me down with a will.

    This be the verse you engrave for me:
    Here he lies where he longed to be.
    Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
    And the hunter home from the hill.

  193. Fantastic Rich!
    For enough $ I would move to California.
    How much will I have to pay you to put in a good word for me?

  194. He was my baby sitter, no foolin’. If Mom wanted me out of her hair she would put me and the dog in the back yard, he wouldn’t let me wander off and he wouldn’t let anyone else within 20 yards of me.

  195. crap. It won’t play right now Roamy.

    Oh well. son is playing some Yo-Yo — much better than the crap he usually plays.

  196. Hotspur, I’m deep.

    Most people just don’t know.

  197. Good luck Rich. Got everything crossed for you.

  198. I found Ace through Crush Kerry.

    And this is my very favorite auto-tune song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

  199. Ha. I got it to work.

  200. I can’t remember exactly what it was that Jonah linked. It was around the time of Dick Cheney facts.

  201. also I just singed my moustach with my zippo.

    Time to trim tonight.

    Scott, my dad had a boxer named Saber when I was a baby, till I was 4. He pitched a fit when they brought me home from the hospital. My mom was terrified, but dad brought him in to my room on a choke collar, and he climbed up next to the crib (I’m told, I did not take notes), and snuffed me all up, and then laid down on the floor next to it.

    For the next four years he followed me around, nudging me and licking my head. Dad said if the gate was open in the yard he would scoot me away from it when I headed to it.

  202. [plans intervention for Roamy who has a favorite “auto-tune” song]

    NIN … FFDP … some Tool … yea, that outta take care of that 😉

    (I know you were joking)

  203. “Hotspur, I’m deep.”

    Fortunately, he is wearing his arm floats.

  204. I was listening to some Taylor Swift today.

  205. Oh Xbrad. You were just a baby ace reader.

    I started reading Ace a few months after he started poating. He wrote something – I’m thinking it was a political D&D thing or something right off the bad that got linked on the corner.

  206. Top ten auto-tune songs here.

  207. Vmax- Send me a resume and I’ll forward it to my civees downstairs and to our corporate recruiter. Too bad my company doesn’t pay shit unless you have a PE behind your name.

  208. Dave, we had a split level back yard. There was a small wall, with a couple steps to get to the upper level and I guess I managed to get up there once and fall off. Never happened again, the dog would knock me on my ass if I ever got close to it.

    My Mom loved that dog.

  209. IIRC, I found Ace’s via the Newsbusters blogroll.

    Nice marketing, being first on the alphabetized list. If he’d have called himself King of Diamonds, I’d have never gotten to him.

    BTW, it’s Drew M.’s birfday.

  210. I was listening to some Taylor Swift today.

    I just put on some Porcupine Tree to attempt to erase that from my memory.

  211. When I was a toddler we had a black shepherd named Sambo,

    I had a black lab named Remus.

  212. Dave, I give you huge props for knowing it. As I said, it’s my favorite quote af all time.

    Many has been the internet forum where I used it as my sig.

    My sig here is: Eat me.

  213. I had a little black boy named Sambo, and we ate at Denny’s alot.

  214. My dogs have always bonded with me instead of my kids.

    My one dog, greta, got out of the house and chased me down while I was running. Found me when I was a couple of miles from the house.

  215. My favorite NIN song, mainly because of this video. (PJM, no clicky if the kids are around)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY

  216. I had Pekingese growing up. They were dumb but lovable. Now you know why I like big dogs.

  217. >> the dog would knock me on my ass if I ever got close to it.

    That’s a good dog.

    I have advised my kid to get lots of chew thingys and blankets just for him to gnaw on.

    I’ve had labs. I get it.

  218. I do not remember how I found Ace, but I found everyone else by clicking on commenters names in his comment thread.

  219. I gotta go change my dad’s dressing. Oh, he’s on the phone. i can hang here longer.

    He’s yelling at someone. Not me or my kids, so I don’t care;)

    actually, he knows better to yell at us. He can only TALK to us. I’ve broken him of that bad temper problem he had … oh, all his life.

  220. Too early for another glass of wine?

  221. My Moms dog is full of tumors and not long for this world. Its been worrying me because she is 80, and has been focusing on living wills and such as of late. I was afraid she was going to give up when this dog goes. Last night she announced that we will be involved in the selection of the next dog since it will become ours if she doesn’t live another 12 years. Yay Mom!

  222. Too early for another glass of wine?

    No.

  223. Too early for booze? Nevah!

  224. Carin, one week.

  225. Crap. The only booze in the house is a bottle of cheap brandy.

  226. It will be a prissy dog as she is a neat freak, so it can’t shed. That leaves us with poodles and terriers.

  227. What’s up, Retards?

  228. Too early for another glass of wine?
    Nope

    I am working on a Washington or Adams post for your place Carin, still reading so I have not decided who. It might be both.

  229. Scott, good for mom.

    Dad will be 79 next Tuesday.

  230. Shouldn’t that have been YOU’RE a dumbass? FOUR!

  231. How is he doing?

  232. My dogs have always bonded with me instead of my kids.

    It’s true. L to R

    Carin, Pupster

    http://tinyurl.com/yblexpt

  233. Scott – WTF are you babbling about?

  234. Wow,
    I am loving James Madison quotes!

  235. The Four!……Fore! wise ass debacle from yesterday.


  236. http://tinyurl.com/yblexpt

    OMG – those are my dogs. How long have you had that picture in waiting?

  237. Oh! Holding a grudge are we?

  238. Dad’s doing pretty well these days. Kinda slow, but no major worries. Considering the damage he’s inflicted over the years, I’m kinda impressed.

  239. I am working on a Washington or Adams post for your place Carin, still reading so I have not

    Cool. So I can take the day off.

    I’ve got early grocery shopping planned.

  240. Have a good day off Carin!
    I have decided on Madison.

  241. y Moms dog is full of tumors and not long for this world. Its been worrying me because

    My mom’s dog had to be put down last thursday. Tumors in her neck. The vet said she wasn’t in pain and they gave her stuff that was supposed to help, but my mom ended up in an emergency clinic, middle of night, as the dog had some kind of embolism.

  242. It/she was a rescue dog from a puppy milll. Good dog. I think I mentioned this last week.

  243. You are sharp. I have to admit it did give me some pleasure in pointing out a slip-up.

    Grudge? No.

  244. Have I mentioned in the last few hours how cute my chickens are? I was out watering the veggies, and they were totally into it.

    coolest thing they saw all day.

  245. Carin, one week.

    Do we have a time?

  246. Car in, that’s the problem with Mom’s dog, neck tumors. I think it’s getting difficult for him to eat and he’s getting sluggish. He isn’t showing any signs of discomfort but we know it’s only a matter of time.

  247. Zeke is so skinny and he doesn’t eat much. I am worried. Maybe it is because I am fat and feel guilty.

  248. Car in, are these the same veggies that will serve as side dishes for your chickens?

  249. Glad to hear it Dave. Mom still hits the gym 3 days a week and could kick the crap out of the average 18 year old. I hate to say it but she might be at my funeral.

  250. I must meet this woman. Don’t deny me… I will be nice.

  251. B.I.N.G.O. B.I.N.G.O. B.I.N.G.O.
    and Bingo was his name-o.

  252. What are we talking about?

    Escape velocity?

  253. Scott, try to talk your Mom into Rosetta’s favorite dog. Standard poodle. Faithful, smart and too big to not see and fall over.

    I came to Ace’s through Protein Wisdom. Jeff linked some post he did that was funny, but the comments had me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

  254. Escape velocity?

    Of the gas from Wiserbud’s ass!

  255. but the comments had me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

    Ah, the good old days.

  256. I’m getting essited for my trip to see my kids!

  257. Carin, Chief, 5pm, otherwise it will take forever to get a table. So far: Carin, Chief,Jazz, Leon, Me.

    Any Ohio fucktards wanna make it?

  258. I didn’t get to AOSHQ until 2002.

  259. PA that is what she has now. He saved her butt once so I give him that, but those dogs are just too damned needy. Clip this, trim that, groom that. I think she could adopt Paris Hilton for less money.

  260. Scott, try to talk your Mom into Rosetta’s favorite dog. Standard poodle.

    *does that thing where I point my forefinger and middle finger at my eyes and then point my forefinger and middle finger at PattyAnn’s eyes*

    *repeat*

  261. Okay, who is Tawanda and why is she following me on Twitter?

  262. Do we have any Ohio fucktards?

    Hotspurn – I’ll be bringing my son.

  263. Ohio is full of them.

  264. I have GOT to remember to keep my mouth closed when I’m sprayin myself with OFF.

    *ptui

  265. PA’s on Twitter?

  266. Did anybody here leave the Big 12 today?

  267. “too damned needy. Clip this, trim that, groom that”

    Scott, sometimes it’s GOOD when Mom can devote all that time to someone else. Or she could not do all that grooming stuff and her poodle could be a Ho.

  268. I’m getting essited for my trip to see my kids Carin, Jazz, Leon, and Hotspur!

    Fixxored.

  269. Scott – My wife is from Piqua, Ohio.

  270. Andy, you’re not missing anything. I have yet to Twit.

  271. Jeeze, Scott.
    I’d be more worried about fleas & ticks & stuff from Paris Hilton than I would a Standard Poodle. She probably has COOTIES!

  272. Okay, who is Tawanda and why is she following me on Twitter?

    Mom?

  273. Chief, you sure you want to esspose your family to THIS?

  274. Hotspur, it’s too late. PJ and I are FB friends with Mrs. MCPO Herself.

  275. Chief, ask me about Piqua when we meet. I have a cool story to tell.

  276. Okay, who is Tawanda and why is she following me on Twitter?

    Shirlena’s sister?

  277. My son is watching “G Force”, and I’m thinking of beasn.

  278. Burlena?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WzAyderAKU

  279. PA is a genius!

  280. PA, I was looking forward to meeting Herself, but he won’t honor us.

    I blame Jazz.

  281. Cool, I forgot I had beer in the garage.

  282. Xbad,
    Most folks have cars & bikes in the garage. Beer goes in the fridge.
    Just sayin’.

  283. Rosetta, are you wearing flats or heels right now?

  284. Brad that’s not beer, it’s Corona.

  285. Beer is code for what?

  286. Brad, you have Corona in the garage. Not beer.

  287. I only say this after hundreds of hours of research and empirical laboratory study.

    Giant poodles will wait until you’re asleep and then they will eat your organs, send porn-related emails from your work computer, eat all your cheese and then kill you with fire.

    Just sayin’

  288. Hahahaha … missed it by that * “” * much

  289. Corona may not be the best beer in the world, but it is FREE beer, so it has that going for it.

  290. Giant poodles? With those little poofy things on their asses? Ghey!

  291. Is that Toyota Corona? Watch out for teh unintended acceleration!
    FREE beer is the BEST beer! It’s in the rule-book.

  292. Beer is code for what?

    I dunno, but ‘garage’ is code for squeak-hole.

  293. Giant poodles will wait until you’re asleep and then they will eat your organs, send porn-related emails from your work computer, eat all your cheese and then kill you with fire.

    If your organs are eaten, aren’t you probably already dead? Or did you mean this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D30YpjDe34k

  294. FREE beer is the BEST beer! It’s in the rule-book.

    Dude. That’s teh Rule Book – College Edition.

  295. 1. I grew up driving Dad’s Toyota Corona.

    2. In this case, “garage” is code for “where my sister used to have room for two cars, but now has a bunch of junk, and can’t even fit in one car”

  296. My poat on James Madison is done at Carins.
    http://isthisblogon.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/james-madison/

  297. HIGHLIGHT IN JOURNALISM:

    Larry King is interviewing Kathy Griffin and her mother.

    Ratings WIN!!!!

  298. Larry King is interviewing Kathy Griffin and her mother.

    What’s on the Kevorkian Channel?

  299. Kathy Griffin is incredibly annoying, and a leftie to boot.

    But I’d hit it.

  300. Hello all,

    This is a flyby posting.

    My mom just got diagnosed with congestive heart failure. My tattoo appt is in 15 days. And I fucking hate my job.

  301. What? Herself isn’t gonna be there?

    I was told there would be other women there.

  302. Hi Tattoo!
    Prayers for you and Mom.

  303. Ok, poat/taint sniffers, it’s off to movieland.

    If Rosetta does his usual ADHD, just set him on fire.

  304. Tat, big hugs to you!!

  305. Positive thoughts for you mom tats.

    Yea for that tat 🙂

  306. Let the Bidding War Begin . . . [Michael Rubin]
    Even before the Obama administration stopped congratulating itself on the power of their diplomacy, the Russian government threw cold water on the celebration by saying that they might still sell the advanced S-300 missile system to Iran, since the anti-aircraft system was defensive in nature.

    What we’re now seeing is the Kremlin launching a bidding war between the United States and Iran. To win this fourth round of sanctions, the Obama administration sold out Poland, the Czech Republic, and Georgia. As Iran ups what it’s willing to pay and the contracts it’s willing to give Moscow, what other allies does the White House have to trade away?

    Heaven help President Obama if he ever has to purchase a used car. The way he bargains, he’d end up spending $100,000 to purchase a Ford Pinto with a wheel missing.

    06/11 01:30 PM Share

    http://tinyurl.com/23xyo6x

  307. Larry King is interviewing Kathy Griffin and her mother.

    “Coming up, Fleagle from the Banana Splits…”

  308. […] A freind of mine said something disturbingly flavored with the taint of truth today: I predict that a time will come in the very near future when black becomes the new n-word. It will b… […]

  309. Kathy Griffin is incredibly annoying, and a leftie to boot.

    But I’d hit it.

    Really? Really??

    I will assume that you mean that you would hit that with a speeding train with extreme prejudice.

  310. […] A freind of mine said something disturbingly flavored with the taint of truth today: I predict that a time will come in the very near future when black becomes the new n-word. It will b… […]

  311. Hugs, TI!

  312. Same to you, HS.

  313. What can I say, Rosie?

    I’m a slut.

  314. Best wishes to your mom TI.

    >> I grew up driving Dad’s Toyota Corona.

    Corolla?

  315. Nope, Dave.

    ’80 Corona in piss yellow.

  316. I can’t believe he traded in his ’74 Vega wagon (in orange!) for it.

  317. Prayers for your mom, tats

  318. Good night all!

  319. My first car was a 74 Vega Xbad. Red with white stripes and 4 speed.

    My 2nd car was a 440 magnum Charger. Heheh!

  320. Gary Coleman’s custom casket photographed for the first time:

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000G68GP4/ref=dp_otherviews_0?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&img=0

  321. Tattie, we get to see damn little of ypu these days.

    Be well. Hope your mom is comfortable and in good care.

  322. Holy fuck. You have to watch this.

    http://tinyurl.com/28f8zuj

    Obama is dumber than a box of retarded Paris Hilton hammers.

    If I was Netanyahu and I saw that, I would go DEFCON 5.

  323. My first car was a ’65 Chrysler 300.

    Sat in a barn in southwest Georgia for 12 years. Had 13,000 miles on it when my uncle found it and talked the owner down to $650 for it.

  324. Tats,
    Sorry to hear that. My mom had that & aspergillis(sp) in her lungs. Some kind of fungal growth. I thought she was too mean to die, but refusing O2 and not taking her meds to fight the fungus finally got her. I hope your mom fares better!
    Prayer for your mom!

  325. Rosie, best comment there was to send Barney Frank there. HE could suck it up.

  326. night night.

  327. “I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.”

    – William F. Buckley, Jr.

    I always thought that was humorous. I’ve never thought that was an excellent idea until this year.

    *face*

    *palm*

  328. I’ve met a lot of people from Boston.

    I’m not sure I’m ready to endorse that just yet.

  329. Rosetta! What do you think of my new invention? They’re for people with stinky feet…
    http://tinyurl.com/y6h3yqp

  330. Rosie, best comment there was to send Barney Frank there. HE could suck it up.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    On a related note, has anyone commented on the fact that it was Barney Frank that fucked Fannie?

    I’m just saying.

  331. I can’t believe he traded in his ’74 Vega wagon (in orange!) for it.

    My dad traded in his ’68 Jaguar E-Type for a Pontiac Safari station wagon. Wanna guess whose arrival was the catalyst for that?

  332. Kathy Griffin is incredibly annoying, and a leftie to boot.

    But I’d hit it.

    Me too. With a shovel. Until I was sure it was dead. (And I mean like Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel dead.)

  333. >> it was Barney Frank that fucked Fannie?

    Fannie’s a guy?

  334. “I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.”

    – William F. Buckley, Jr.

    I always thought that was humorous. I’ve never thought that was an excellent idea until this year.

    Dude. Take it from someone who lives in Boston. Buckley was being charitable.

  335. Rosetta! What do you think of my new invention? They’re for people with stinky feet…

    http://tinyurl.com/y6h3yqp

    I remember hearing a story when I was four that King Tutankhamun loved that picture when he was young.

  336. Fannie’s a guy?

    Barney Frank fucked Freddie’s Fannie.

  337. When I was 15 (and a half!) Dad was down in Georgia, and Mom decided she was going to buy a new car. A 1980 6.6L Trans Am. She called to tell Dad she was going to write the check.

    Dad said not just no, but HELL NO. He knew damn well that would have ended up being my car.

  338. I’ve met a lot of people from Boston.

    I’m not sure I’m ready to endorse that just yet.

    Obviously none were members of the Harvard faculty.

  339. My dad traded in his ’68 Jaguar E-Type for a Pontiac Safari station wagon. Wanna guess whose arrival was the catalyst for that?

    Wow. I never realized how big of a douche you really were.

    Hahahahaha. Just kidding.

    Sean.

    http://tinyurl.com/l3oz8h

  340. I remember hearing a story when I was four that King Tutankhamun loved that picture when he was young.

    I asked Baby Tutankhamun to deliver a message to you:

    http://tinyurl.com/3axoct2

  341. Barney Frank fucked Freddie’s Fannie.

    And, thus, he fucked the entire economy.

    Bet you didn’t know that the economy was queer.

  342. DiT: I’ve met a lot of people from Boston.

    Andy: Obviously none were members of the Harvard faculty.

    Hahahahahahaha.

    I know that wasn’t meant as an insult but that’s how I choose to see it.

  343. Hahahahaha. Touche.

  344. My dad traded in his ’68 Jaguar E-Type for a Pontiac Safari station wagon. Wanna guess whose arrival was the catalyst for that?

    Wow. I never realized how big of a douche you really were.

    Hahahahaha. Just kidding.

    Sean.

    http://tinyurl.com/l3oz8h

    That actually looks quite a bit like baby me.

    All kidding aside, according to my dad, the Jag spent more time in the shop than on the road. It needed a zillion octane gas, which wasn’t plentiful in the 70s.

  345. I asked Baby Tutankhamun to deliver a message to you:

    http://tinyurl.com/3axoct2

    Hahahahahaha.

    MOM!!! BREWFAN BROKE HIS HIP AT XBRAD’S LEMON PARTY!!!!

  346. Actually, from having met many of these douchebags myself, I’m quite sure that “Harvard” is nothing more than a giant Ponzi scheme.

  347. I met a few people from Missouri too.

    I shoved their phonebook into their gaping, dying maw. Maws. Not their moms.

  348. Haha. NiceDeb said “taint”.

  349. Bet you didn’t know that the economy was queer.

    Don’t ask don’t sell.

  350. All kidding aside, according to my dad, the Jag spent more time in the shop than on the road.

    The electrical system was teh suxxor.

  351. Don’t ask don’t sell.

    I’ll take “Glengarry Glen Ross Quotes” for $200 please, Alex.

  352. It needed a zillion octane gas, which wasn’t plentiful in the 70s.

    Hahahaha. Was that in California?

    I thought they mandated zillion octane gas back in the 1920’s.

  353. Jag electrical systems were great.

    Compared to say, a Lancia.

  354. All the cable up here went out for 2.5 hours. . . ask me again to sign up for your fucking phone service you crapweasels!!

  355. I’ll take “Glengarry Glen Ross Quotes” for $200 please, Alex.

    Hahaha! I loved that movie when I saw it 10 years ago. I had Mrs. Rosetta watch it with me last year.

    After the movie was over, she tried to hack my head off with a halberd.

    Hated it.

  356. MCPO, check your phone bill.

  357. Rosie, I can’t get that White House (yeah, .gov) video embedded at Hot Air to play. Either their server is melting down or they pulled it.

  358. Was it plugged in?

  359. MCPO, check your Blue Boy subscription.

  360. Oh fuck, was it related to this?

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0610/38447.html

    Here’s the Democrat responsibility continuum:

    Barack Obama Harry Truman
    I Inherited The Buck
    The Buck Stops Here
    And If I Hadn’t
    It’s Somebody Else’s
    Responsibility
    Anyway
    Rush Limbaugh
    Fox News

  361. Haha. NiceDeb said “taint”.

    You might want to read that byline again, Mr. McGoo.

  362. Rosie, I can’t get that White House (yeah, .gov) video embedded at Hot Air to play. Either their server is melting down or they pulled it.

    Shit….I think they pulled it. But that’s an excellent indication of how good it was.

    I guarantee that video will show up elsewhere in bootleg version.

  363. WordPress Comment Format FAIL!

    Obama – Least responsible:
    I Inherited The Buck
    And If I Hadn’t
    It’s Somebody Else’s
    Responsibility
    Anyway
    Rush Limbaugh
    Fox News

    Truman – Most reponsible:
    The Buck Stops Here

  364. aaaaah, the good old days

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2009/06/24/come-take-the-tour-now-boarding/

    good times. good times.

  365. geoff is a genius.

    Blaming The Hostages for being what it is is like blaming the scorpion for stinging the fox.

  366. My phone bill is $0.

  367. As you embark on your journey here, otherwise known as Wiser’s Ego-Trip and Prickish Landing

    Hahahaha. She knows you so well.

  368. “You might want to read that byline again, Mr. McGoo.”

    That would require me to hit the pingback link to NiceDeb’s and then read something. That would be too much work.

    MOM! BiW IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME AND HIS FEET STINK LIKE FETA CHEESE AND MOTHBALLS!

  369. Watching another GITM. . .I love this series!

  370. Hahahaha. She knows you so well.

    You’re about to cross the line, muthafucka…….

  371. GITM = Goatse In The Morning?

  372. seriously, is that not the best Hostage thread EVAH??!?!?!?

  373. Ghost In The Machine

  374. So did everybody see W’s FaceChimp “Inaugural Address”?

    God I miss that man. And I wasn’t exactly a fan.

  375. Saw a comment from Shim when I was scrolling through that thread.

    He moved to NH and fell off the face of the earth.

    I should probably go up there and recover his body.

  376. Anyone here remember when Rosetta and Wiserbud were funny?

  377. Chief: No.

  378. Me neither.

  379. Two Jews walk into a bar…….

  380. Two Jews walk into a bar…….

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    *fake laughter*

    As funny as Dane Cook!

  381. Rosie, back on the topic of the Obama video …

    I watched a documentary on the Discovery Channel last night on the Deepwater Horizon that followed the response team from their HQ in Houston and walked through all the technological challenges they’re facing in “plugging the damned hole.”

    There’s also this fine op-ed in today’s WSJ about the limits of our real abilities compared to the “every problem is solved in 40 minutes of TV” mindset.

    Fact of the matter is, this thing is a “Black Swan” that no one was prepared for. The hole Obama should be plugging is his goddamned mouth, while grownups with real-world experience deal with this.

  382. First to identify the movie wins a 3-way date with xbrad and Dolly:

    A: I had to come back

    B: I know

  383. Wiser,
    That was truly horrific. Thanks, a bunch. Way before my time here, thank GOD!
    Whatever happened to KKA?

  384. Is it just me, or is wiser an even bigger douche than when that poat was.. well, poated?

  385. As funny as Dane Cook!

    wow. sometimes you can be really hurtful.

  386. Who knew Rosetta was a singer??

    http://tinyurl.com/28vcbw4

  387. Is it just me, or is wiser an even bigger douche than when that poat was.. well, poated?

    He’s trying to perfect the art form. I think funemployment’s going to get him there. All that time on the one hand … all that vaseline on the other…

  388. Sean??

    http://tinyurl.com/2amhx2f

  389. Fact of the matter is, this thing is a “Black Swan” that no one was prepared for.

    RAAAAACIST!!!!!!

  390. Ooops. Sorry.

    “African-American Swan”

  391. Rosetta, that White House video is absolutely goatsed.

  392. I just now watched this week’s season ending episode of Justified.
    Damn, Raylan!!!

  393. Shut your whore mouth, Clint. I just downloaded the last two episodes, and I’m saving them for later.

  394. Is it just me, or is wiser an even bigger douche than when that poat was.. well, poated?

    Thanks!

    I’ve really been working on that.

  395. Whatever happened to KKA?

    She came back for a short time, but then, somehow, got offended again and left.

    I honestly tried to be nice when she returned. Really.

  396. My phone bill is $0.

    MCPO (stop)

    Please visit your local Western Union office (stop)

  397. wiser, honestly, you’ve never been anything but nice …

    * adds to wiser’s tab *

  398. SeanM – My son got me a cellphone and pays for it.

  399. Wuts your number?

  400. He finally got tired of the carrier pigeons, huh?

  401. Wiser kept hitting on KKA.

    I tried to get him to stop — to no avail.

  402. Raylan is slightly conflicted.

  403. Our little blog world is so much fun.

    I was reading Car In’s blog and there was a link back to my Stephen King post from a while back. That led me to a comment from forged rite that reminded me of KKA’s screed. Reading that brought back memories of the day-long discussion I had with forged rite that brought that on.

    Now I’m reading that discussion.

    DRAMA!!

  404. Fierce Scorpion.

    We should bring WP back.

  405. Wiser – Why did you hate Forge, Shim, Paul and KKA? Folly I understand, but the rest weren’t bad eggs.

  406. What about Bob?

  407. Mesa, wonder what kind of rating Justified would have if it were on a “major” network?

  408. What about Bob?

    Bob on this!

  409. It wouldn’t be as good on a major network.

    FX has had some great shows.

  410. Speaking of yesteryear, did BMAC fall off the face of the earth or something?

  411. Paul? Wheelchair Paul?

  412. Probably correct, Mesa. “Major” networks would clean it up and thus ruin it. I think it’s one of the best, most gritty new series I’ve seen in awhile. I’m glad it got renewed.

  413. And what’s with Jewstin??

  414. Chief, who you picking to win the US Open next week?

  415. He’s still gay.

    And shirtless.

  416. Cable shows can get away with a lot of stuff that broadcast networks can’t.

  417. Bmac had his reasons.

    I see there was a T-bone sighting last night.

  418. Wiser – Why did you hate Forge, Shim, Paul and KKA? Folly I understand, but the rest weren’t bad eggs.

    I hate no one.

  419. XB, did you see this week’s Justified?

  420. Paul? Wheelchair Paul?

    Yeah. He left in a huff for some reason (probably because of something wiser said) and then his blog apparently went dark.

  421. Wiser hates Shim?

    I missed that. He was an odd/interesting dude, but I never saw any animosity.

    But, it’s not my job to run folks off like Wiser/Michael.

  422. Clint, no I didn’t. I just downloaded that one, and the previous week. So STFU until I get a chance to watch them.

    Right after One Tree Hill.

  423. I hate no one.

    wait…… It take that back. I hate the scum I used to work for. In fact, I had a former friend of mine, whom I had to stop being friends with due to work issues, over for drinks tonight. I gave him all sorts of info about people I currently hate.

    heh heh heh.

  424. Also Wiser, late to the party, but sorry to hear about the job.

    Not too sorry, it seemed like it was taking too much from you. Hopefully this will be an opportunity for something better in the long run.

  425. But, it’s not my job to run folks off like Wiser/Michael.

    Heh. Like wiser has a job.

  426. He left in a huff for some reason (probably because of something wiser said) and then his blog apparently went dark.

    Yeah, when he died.

  427. Fucking Wiser HATED all of those people!
    He’s a hater. A hater who hates with hate in his heart.

  428. Who did initially piss off Paul?

    I remember that there was one day of school girl shit and then he said, “fuck you, I’m out of here.”

    Then he died.

  429. Then he died.

    Huh?

  430. Paul died? I didn’t know. I wasn’t aware that anybody had found out why he stopped posting anywhere.

    Do you know what exactly happened?

  431. Oh, and wiser didn’t hate Folly.

    I hated Folly.

    Wiser lurved her.

  432. I don’t think we ever determined if he died or not. He just… disappeared.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he died, but we never knew.

  433. Dead.

  434. I just threw up a new poat to speed things along. Venture up if you dare.

  435. Watching Invictus. Good flick.

    But, in a movie that is largely about rugby, don’t you think that they would at least try to get the rugby parts right?

    The big guys wear the low numbers because they are in the front rows and the little guys wear the higher numbers — because they are little girls.

    Also, the leader of the haka for the All Blacks has almost always been indigenous.

  436. Also Wiser, late to the party, but sorry to hear about the job.

    Thanks, dude. As I look back on the last few years, I am starting to realize just how fucked up the place is.

    My last three jobs have been nightmares. There was a good period of time in there (long story) but for the most part, I haven’t had a great 10 years.

    I’m trying to figure out what I want to do next.

    I heard a great story tonight, though. My friend was at a conference in Chicago that I was supposed to be at. He saw my former boss walked up to a woman who I am great friends with that my former company could have potentially done significant business with. My former boss said “We should talk.” The woman said “We have nothing to talk about.” and turned and walked away.

    That story made me smile.

  437. It smells like cigars, sweat socks, and beer pee in here.

  438. Wiser hates Shim?

    No way. At least, not since he got rid of his ponytail.

  439. That’s an awesome update, wiserbuns. I’m headed to the new thread.

  440. It smells like cigars, sweat socks, and beer pee in here.

    Tell the truth, it’s sexy as hell, isn’t it?

    Turns you on, huh?

  441. That story made me smile.

    Vindication does not suck.

  442. Just a little Chief! 😉

  443. I emailed Shim a couple months ago and haven’t heard back. #1 He reconnected with an old flame #2 He moves to NH to be close #3 We never hear from him again #4 Some of us can imagine what he’s doing with all his time.

  444. Wow.

    Well, hope he is well.

  445. thanku

  446. Well you are SO welcome. How YOU doin?


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