That Fresh Minty Scent!

What??

Ohai!

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

285 Comments

  1. Thirst!

  2. Fecund.

  3. Turd

  4. For Peelio – William Tecumseh Sherman was a serious soldier, as well as, an educator and author.

  5. He was also a tank.

  6. C’m’ere, Jazz, let me beat the impertience out of you.

  7. *drug up from last poat*

    Who used the toilet last and left a hippie on the seat? F*ckers.

    *sprays poat with Raid*

  8. C’m’ere, Jazz, let me beat the impertience out of you.

    Impertience? Is that impertinent sentience?

    I’m angling for a rough one. YEE-HAH!

  9. William Tecumseh Sherman was a serious soldier, as well as, an educator and author murderous scumbag who enjoyed sex with farm animals.

    /Georgia History 101

  10. Who used the toilet last and left a hippie on the seat? F*ckers.

    That’s BiW’s version of an upper-decker.

  11. He was a crappy, underarmored tank with a gasoline engine, and a lousy 75mm main gun. Germans called em “Zippos”.

    Which in retrospect I was ok with.

  12. Not only is my work not going to offer full time positions, but anyone who changes anything about their status – shift, department, etc – they will be demoted to part time.

  13. I’ll just say he’s not the kind of person I’d honor with a statue and leave it at that.

  14. I have great sadness for the beasn.

  15. You know what commercial has a special creepy about it? The Orkin one where the giant roach stands on the porch and sounds like a perv.

  16. “Impertience? Is that impertinent sentience?

    I’m angling for a rough one. YEE-HAH!”

    *cracks flog at Jazz’s side* Oh, pretty, pretty pet, you are being a bad, bad boy today.

  17. I have great sadness for the beasn.

    Why?

  18. The Orkin one where the giant roach stands on the porch and sounds like a perv.

    Isn’t that every one? They do creep me out.

  19. He is a fine man http://tinyurl.com/28upxcn

  20. Why?

    Your work situation sounds very yucky.

  21. *cracks flog at Jazz’s side* Oh, pretty, pretty pet, you are being a bad, bad boy today.

    Hahahahahah! Well, you’ve got the cure for my monkeyshines, for sure. 😀

    Unfortunately, I’ve gotta run. Y’all have a good night. Mebbe I’ll see you later, though. Drive time.

  22. He is a fine man

    So is he: http://tinyurl.com/25679y6

  23. If it was this guy, I’ll bet he and Mr. Peabody put it there while time-traveling.

  24. Peel – Why? Do we not honor Stonewall Jackson? Robert E. Lee, J.E.B. Stuart and P.G.T. Beuregard?

  25. I’ll note that I’ve driven on Jefferson Davis Highway on a number of occasions.

  26. leon, I don’t feel bad for me, I feel bad for my country.

    I work for the largest retail chain in the world and they are getting their ducks in a row for Obamacare, which is a huge job killer. I work with a lot of poor people who live off this kind of salary and now the company is finding ways to push everyone part time. I have no doubt they will drop insurance as fast as possible…..not to mention they are big supporters of the bill. Could you blame them?

  27. Okay. Time to take the little rock-eating monster out to blow bubbles. And, hopefully, to take some pictures. Whee. BBS.

  28. No beasn, in this case, I don’t hate the player, I hate the game.

  29. He is a fine man

    Some thought he was too, back in the day: http://tinyurl.com/2arzbdj

  30. Cyn!!!!!!

    FTW!

  31. So, I am very happy that my son no longer works with me. Speaking of which, today was his first day of internship. He went to lunch with his dad and they made a bet about me.

    Mr. Beasn says that I won’t make his lunch. Beasnson says that I will.

    Then they came home a few minutes ago and the first thing I say after asking how their day went, was…’gotcha some fresh baked bread, theres some deli meat, lots of snacks’

    They looked at each other and grinned.

    *sigh*

    The boy is 6′ 1″, and weighs 137 pounds.

  32. When I saw this excellent poat I just knew it had to have been authored by a SUN DEVIL!!!!11! http://tinyurl.com/2faa9ly

  33. The boy is 6′ 1″, and weighs 137 pounds.

    Holy crap. Send him to this link and to the gym.

  34. ‘sup fuckers?

  35. “The boy is 6′ 1″, and weighs 137 pounds”

    I am 6’2 and got close to that in college during my first year. The food was so bad that I survived on whole milk and ice cream. That was 30 years ago, and haven’t touched the stuff since.

  36. De-vils! De-vils!

  37. Where the hell did Peel go?? I want to know why she thinks W. T. Sherman is unworthy of respect!?!

  38. Ha! I wish I thought of this…… http://i.imgur.com/3P9Go.jpg

  39. Bret Baier is replaying the Pelosi clip from earlier. I hadn’t watched it yet. Heh.

  40. That’s great linky Scott!!! HAHAHA!

  41. Holy crap. Send him to this link and to the gym

    HAHAHA…his favorite food is milk. Even before he was born. When I got pregnant with him I CRAVED IT. Went through 3 gallons a week. He still goes through 3 gallons a week.
    But he is not a huge eater, never was. He is a grazer. He eats to live….was a runner and is now into biking.

  42. scott, I wish I could get ahold of those stickers. I’d ‘take’ them to work.

  43. He eats to live….was a runner and is now into biking.

    Most natural ectomorphs gravitate to that sort of activity. I hate cardio, I only do it because I have to. Dropped most of my carbs so I could do less of it.

  44. What is an ectomorph?

  45. Iron man. I think Rosetta should learn how to do this

    http://www.divinecaroline.com/32719/99755-true-iron

  46. What is an ectomorph?

    This.

  47. Never mind, I googled it

  48. Uni, ectomorph. Basically means the naturally long-limbed and slender, as opposed to mesomorphs, the proportional and well-muscled, and endomorphs, the short-limbed, stocky and/or round.

    I’m endo-meso.

  49. I am a lazy Mesomorph.

    Sucks for biking, but I love it.

  50. My son is an ectomorph. The kid doesn’t have an ounce of fat on him.

  51. I am a lazy Mesomorph piece of shit.

    There you go.

  52. I would be a mesomorph

  53. A curvey shapely mesomorph, tyvm.

  54. Thanks Rosetta, that’s pretty much dead on.

    Asshole.

  55. I’ll be a mesomorph in another 20 lb or so.

  56. Cyn,
    The description of your body caused my penis to megamorph.

  57. Uni–oh my!

    *fans self*

    Mercy!

  58. At least I’m not as thin as I was a few months back. Managed to put on a few pounds so I’m curvier than I was. I have to say I was looking a bit gaunt earlier this year. I got that confirmed for my when my MiL recently made a comment about my appearance, “You don’t look like death-warmed-over any more.” She’s sweet like that.

  59. Thanks Rosetta, that’s pretty much dead on.

    Asshole.

    Hahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/yznro22

  60. You can warm death up but it really don’t help much.

  61. Nice MiL, they are such bitches.

    My mom is such a bitch to my wife that I limit their interaction. Wife first, mom second. It has taken a while for her to get that.

    They are completely different types of people and do not mix well.

  62. Ectomorph door, endomorph dog

    http://tinyurl.com/27p4f78

  63. Congratulations, and good luck out there in the real world.

    http://tinyurl.com/36sqjf3

  64. It took me a few years, but I have a pretty good handle on my MiL. It took withholding my sons/her precious grandsons from a very traditional 4th of July event before she got the message that “I WAS THE MOM”, but after that, she got it. That, and coaching Mr. Cyn that his mother was no longer in charge of his life. All is now peachy, mostly.

  65. Mmmmm…warm death.

  66. I used to be ecto-meso. Now I’m a tired squishy. I hope to remedy that sooner than later.

  67. Taking off, y’all have a nice evening.

  68. Hi beasnses!

    http://tinyurl.com/2enhv8p

  69. Bye Uni!

  70. AWWWW……

    *gives pupster a scritch*

    That’s a good boy.

  71. I didn’t want to get into this argument, but fine: General Lee did not allow or encourage his soldiers to rape and murder civilians and burn and pillage their property.

  72. I don’t think my MiL ever cared much for me. There might be surface respect towards me in that I am her grandchildren’s mother and the fact that her son is happy with me, but she doesn’t go out of her way to make me feel part of ‘her’ family.

    Husband says that to her, if you are not blood, you are not family.

    I am polite to her because she is a good mother to my husband. Her and Pops did something right to have such great sons.

  73. I think it has to do with him marrying me ‘so young’ in their book. We married after I graduated college. They think you shouldn’t get married until you have enough money to buy a house. In cash.

  74. They think you shouldn’t get married until you have enough money to buy a house. In cash.

    If 20% is good enough for the Credit Union, it ought to be good enough to prospective grandparents. I know in my case if my kid can find a breeding partner that isn’t awful and successfully start a household with the intent of offspring, I’ll consider my job as a parent nearly accomplished.

  75. My MiL and I do not get along.

  76. Fox is reporting that Urine Van de Kamps spent several months in Colombia before going to Peru and (2) young women there who are known to frequent casinos are missing.

    Apparently the prison he will be going to is one of the worst in the world, my guess is that he will be dead by years end.

  77. General Lee did not allow or encourage his soldiers to rape and murder civilians and burn and pillage their property.

    Scandalous accusations! Sherman did burn crops, railroads and towns to deny them to the enemy. Besides stories from your Confederate Grandma, what proof do you have that rape and murder are tactics that Sherman ordered?

  78. I thought he owned a dry cleaner.

  79. Did you know that Rosetta has a cat? http://tinyurl.com/28nvhjw

  80. Off to vote.

  81. Scott’s cat.

    http://tinyurl.com/38dvfq4

  82. I’m with you leon. My kids find a decent mate, I’ll be a happy camper.

    I’ll be a good grandma. We will plant flowers, build stuff, color, have popsicles, do puzzles, and draw on the driveway with sidewalk chalk.

    Thing is, both kids are shy and don’t know how to flirt.

  83. No – he told those Duke boys what to do and got ’em in all sorts of trouble.

  84. Rosetta’s dad holding baby rosetta.

    http://tinyurl.com/aunk5q

  85. Rosetta’s yearbook picture http://i.imgur.com/A9CdB.jpg

  86. Good Lawd that’s a big kitty!

  87. General Lee in action

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRX4mlFi06A

  88. First, you all suck.

    Second. That Bobby Sherman pic registered as Booby Sherman.

    Third, Beasn, hubby’s old job, one of his first, did the same thing years ago. Tried to cut all the FTers down to PTers to save on insurance and benefits. He got fired for bullshit reasons, fought and won.

    Fourth, you all suck.

    Fif, fiiiiiiyuf. FEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYUUUUUHFFFF.

    Sixth, There are no words to describe how much I dislike my MIL, and conversely, how much she dislikes me.

    Seventh, BACON!

  89. Mr beasn and beasn go for a walk.

    http://tinyurl.com/25mw3w4

  90. Silly Andy, if they use those booms, then they might stop some of the damage. Barry ain’t gonna let that happen.

  91. “No – he told those Duke boys what to do and got ‘em in all sorts of trouble.”

    *pulls riding crop back out* Fancy seein’ you here again.

  92. And the place where I grew up and was tossed bodily from by Katrina, suffers another terrible fate. No more 2.00 a lb shrimp off the dock.

    Never let a good crisis go to waste…

  93. Teh Sarah, kicking Barry’s ass …

    (with apologies for the MSDNC link)

    http://bit.ly/c3lid4

  94. Wonders where she left her comma…

  95. Mr beasn and beasn go for a walk.

    HAHAHAHA…even though that is an incredibly delicious picture, I am not a ginger.

  96. Licky, LTNS!

  97. Front to back:

    Rosetta, Mrs. Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/am4baj

  98. Here’s some jobs.
    http://careers.sparling.com/search.asp?act=list&Location=&Category=

    Now I have a weeding job before the rain starts.

  99. *tackles licky, gives her a ‘shrimp boil’*

  100. You are correct that he did not issue such orders. I deliberately didn’t use the word “order,” though. Nevertheless, while pillaging did occur, rapes and murders, if any occurred, were isolated incidents (any army with that many people is bound to have some bad eggs). So I take that back.

    As for burning the crops, I understand the reasoning, but I, like General Lee, reject actions that impinge so strongly upon civilians. It wasn’t just the army that starved.

    For your information, one of my grandmothers has, like both my grandfathers, been dead for nearly 20 years. My other grandmother won’t be with us much longer. The only war any of my grandparents ever talked about was WWII.

  101. If loud noises didn’t freak out guinea pigs, I would do this to George, our Peruvian.

    http://tinyurl.com/2fskqs

  102. Another natgas explosion in the Lone Star State today, Dave. WTF?

    Do you need Obama to come down there and kick some ass?

    http://bit.ly/bENDck

  103. Heh!

    http://tinyurl.com/2gxgsfn

  104. <<is scared to find out what a 'shrimp boil' is. Anything in unnecessary quotations scares the bejeebus outta me.

    I tried on my orange jumper. It's the only thing I own that's not covered in flour or donut glaze.

  105. Front to back:

    Rosetta, Mrs. Rosetta

    http://tinyurl.com/am4baj

    Hahahaha. Chubs.

  106. Andy, some morons digging a trench hit a 36 inch gas pipeline with a backhoe.

    There’s a reason you’re supposed to call before you dig.

  107. Code for blood or semen.

  108. It’s the only thing I own that’s not covered in flour or donut glaze.

    Now that there’s sexy.

  109. Licky, I wrote this song for you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N7-wRWg7FU

    Pay no attention to the FU at the end of the URL.

  110. Peel – No offense meant to your Grandmothers.

    While burning crops may seem cruel to civilians, it was an accepted tactic in the 19th and 20th century. Stalin used it effectively in WWII to deny the Nazis local forage. But, bombing cities also caused a great number of civilian deaths. As a professional warrior, I can state that civilians casualties, while regrettable, are as inevitable as the sunrise.

  111. Rosetta!!!

    http://bit.ly/9evkEO

  112. Chief, didn’t Sherman kind of blaze that trail? (pun intended)

  113. Hi Licky!

  114. Andy – No. Alexander the Great used it in Persia. . . a little before Sherman’s time (unless he was with Mr. Peabody).

  115. http://bit.ly/9evkEO

    Har!

    Has anyone here had their ass kicked by Obama yet?

    You should probably sleep with one eye open tonight just in case you’re on the list.

  116. “Andy, some morons digging a trench hit a 36 inch gas pipeline with a backhoe.”

    Dave was working in the garden.

  117. Ah yes, from Wikipedia (FWIW):

    Sherman is considered one of the first military commanders to deliberately and consciously use total war as a military strategy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_war

  118. Obama needs to meet with this kid ASAP!!

  119. Dave’s been working in the garden
    All the live-long day
    Dave’s been working in the garden
    Just to pass the time away
    Can’t you see the horizon glowing
    Blows up so early in the morning.
    Dave’s been working in the garden
    All the live-long day!

  120. Haha, 4 years of marriage and I’ve never met my MIL. Sweeeeet.

  121. Just got back from voting. There was a pretty decent turnout (and one smokin’-hot poll worker).

  122. Sherman is considered one of the first military commanders to deliberately and consciously use total war as a military strategy.

    Mere wordsmithing from the hippie pacifist scum at Wiki. Crap the Philistines did it! Oh wait! Maybe it wasn’t “conscious”!

  123. The reference is more to the cities than the crops. Sherman’s orders were to burn military facilities, not private buildings, but things got het up.

    Warfare got more brutal. 80 years later we were firebombing cities.

  124. However if I could step into the way back machine and meet Gen. Sherman, I’d ask him how his stay at Daisy Nut Farms went in 62.

    Just to fuck with him.

  125. DinT – Wonder how the first Temple of Jerusalem was lost? Earthquake? Mrs. O’Leary’s cow?

  126. Holy fuck Andy I missed that, I didn’t know there was another one today.

  127. Wonder how the first Temple of Jerusalem was lost?

    Ask Helen Thomas. She was there.

  128. Yep. Darrouzett, TX. Right on the OK line in the panhandle (or pothandle as the Mrs. calls it).

  129. Sherman is considered one of the first military commanders to deliberately and consciously use total war as a military strategy.

    I guess Wiki forgot about Genghis Khan.

    And Conan.

  130. MCPO, no, I went to Sunday School. Your point is Sherman was a boy scout by Roman standards?

    How bout we call Sherman great and all the other Union Generals pussies for not following suit?

  131. Holy fuck Andy I missed that, I didn’t know there was another one today.

    I even wrote a song about it!!?!

  132. Orange jumper licky? Is that what they give you to put on after kitchen duties. Do you like to shoot hoops in the prison yard?

  133. DinT – My point was that Peel was unfair in singling out Sherman as some sort of evil man. He was a soldier acting in behalf of his government and doing his best to end the war quickly.

  134. So she doesn’t like him. It ain’t a crime. What, the South gets defeated but that’s not good enough, they have to kiss Sherman’s ass? Poor unfair dislike of WT Sherman.

    The funniest comment you made was asserting that the Wikicommies would actually take the Confederate point of view to distort his record.

    Riiiiight.

  135. Kick ask kid

    ***cough cough old cough old cough old cough vomits old vomits old pees pants cough*

  136. The funniest comment you made was asserting that the Wikicommies would actually take the Confederate point of view to distort his record.

    Did you miss the word “pacifist” in my statement, you semi-literate, retarded cousinphuker?

    Don’t reply to what you think I meant, reply to what I wrote.

  137. Everyone needs to read this prior to the meat-up in July so that we have the best time possible.

    http://tinyurl.com/5j4eg9

  138. I didn’t even mention that whole “gay” thing with Grant.

    Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.

  139. The H2: Refighting the Civil War Between the States of Northern Aggression Since March 2009.

  140. Would you two just get it over with and re-enact the Civil War already?

  141. Dave – I’ve got no dog in that fight. I didn’t have family here until 1915.

  142. Shelby Foote said Sherman was a catcher but that’s probably because Grant was just a mean drunk.

    Also I ain’t too sure about Shelby either IYKWIMAITYD

  143. YE OLDE BUM FIGHT!!!!

  144. Also, this post has been updated like a bitch.

  145. Dave’s just pissed that the Dallas Crygirls can’t win the NFC East. . . he blames Sherman.

  146. Jeff Davis was a towel!!!

  147. Shelby was mighty fancy, wasn’t he?

    Plus his first name was Shelby.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbNTK0Q3qPA

  148. William Tecumseh Sherman: Patriot, Sausage Smuggler.

    War is hell.

  149. Shelby had that whole “MIdnight in the Garden of Good and Evil” thing goin on.

    Just sayin.

  150. J.E.B. Stuart – The J.E.B. = Just Everyone’s Bitch

  151. Living in Florida is strange, we are the south, but not the south. And full of Yankee transplants.

    But I embrace my Southern Roots. Who doesn’t want to be a southerner? Them Damn Yankee Liberals!

  152. “Who doesn’t want to be a southerner? ”

    Me.

  153. Who doesn’t want to be a southerner?

    Not really. A westerner, perhaps.

  154. Who surrendered to who at the Appomattox court house? I forget.

  155. Cheers to that, Leon. I am a westerner at heart. Always will be.

  156. We do get lot of bad press from the MSM

  157. >> Dave’s just pissed that the Dallas Crygirls can’t win the NFC East

    HAHAHAHA. You mean like we didn’t last year?

    20-16, 24-0 and a playoff 34-14 ass-raping of the Eagles in the first round.

    I was gonna say “like a Viking” but then the joke falls flat, doesn’t it?

  158. Who surrendered to who at the Appomattox court house? I forget.

    That was part of the international Zionist conspiracy.

    /Helen Thomas

  159. Rosie, I wrote you a song called ‘Frog Dog Duck & Ye but my R, O, G, & and D keys got stuck. Dunno what happened.

    Hey, don’t laugh about the fact that I still have my detainee wear.

    Trust me, donut glaze is not as sexy as porn makes it… heh. My skillz R legit.

  160. Hello! Texas is in the south!

  161. Who doesn’t want to be a southerner?

    Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego?

  162. Chief!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFolUn88q-o

  163. I actually have the discharge certificate of one of my ancestors from the Illinois Volunteers. My late grandma gave it to me when I was a kid.

  164. Who doesn’t want to be a southerner?

    Kim Jong Il

  165. Y’all with your civil war. My state went to war with another state way before yours did. We fought Ohio for possession of Toledo. Sadly, no shots were fired.

    We won, though, Ohio had to take Toledo.

  166. Texas? ROMO!

  167. I’m a southerner and yeah, we get a lot of bad press. Just because we intermarry, consider roadkill the main course, share a toothbrush (why make a big investment for three teeth?), and don’t know that ‘you’ can be used collectively, doesn’t mean we’re better than everyone else.

    The fact that we’re southern already makes us better than everyone else, all that other shit is just graaaaaaaaaaaavy.

  168. You should see a doctor about that discharge, Sean.

  169. I’ve always thought of roadkill as more of an appetizer, but whatevs.

  170. Depends on how much damage it does to your grill, Andy. Either the one on your truck or the one on your face.

  171. Hahahahahahahaha!!! They just ran a commercial for Clippers season tickets here during the NBA Finals.

  172. Are they the free gift with the Emery Cat? Just pay S&H!

  173. Andy – Great one!

    DinT – One in a row for the Crygirls! Woot! How many NFC east titles have they won in the last 15 years??

  174. …Clippers …

    Who?

  175. Yup Licky,
    Red Eye gravy, and other goodies!

  176. The major problem with the Nook is that it’s way too easy to buy books. I’ve dropped quite a bit of coin on the Dresden Files over the last couple weeks. Obviously, I’m going to have to put myself on a budget.

    (I have some credit card reward points I haven’t cashed in yet, which will more than cover what I’ve spent so far. But future purchases…)

  177. I only care about the last one and the next one Chief.

    Ok that and we fucked the Eagles over 3 times in a season. That’s a bonus.

  178. I love that Emery Cat commercial. Those cats are going berzerk over the catnip obviously jammed under that thing.

  179. Ok that and we fucked the Eagles over 3 times in a season. That’s a bonus.

    True. But I could call a better game than Andy Reid. When you average 12 rush attempts per game. . .

  180. Who?

    Exactly.

  181. True. Nothin’ like a little fresh-squished ‘possum for breakfast, either.

  182. evening, sniffers.

  183. Turtle is better. If you hit it just right, it’s like one of those pop-top micro meals in its own bowl.

  184. Cool: http://www.ltdanbandmovie.com/index.html

  185. Hey look Chief, if you want to go there:

    Philadelphia Eagles, 1933-2009

    3 NFL Championships prior to 1960 (we’ll call em “Superbowls”)
    Which is also 3 Conference Championships
    11 Division Championships
    22 Playoff appearances (and I’m including last year, which is kind of me, they didn’t really show up.

    Dallas Cowboys 1960 – 2009

    5 Superbowl Wins
    10 Conference Championships
    21 Division Championships
    30 Playoff appearances (ok 29, I’m taking off 1981 against SF).

  186. Degenerates. Both a noun and a verb in regards to this thread.

  187. Tonight’s installment of the H2, summed up in one picture:

    http://bit.ly/cUfpc7

  188. FTR, Ember is the most popular ever Load HEAT girl for one day’s appearance.

    That may have something to do with being in Ace’s headlines.

  189. I don’t like Glee.

  190. Licky, I have a feeling you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. On either count.

  191. “FTR, Ember is the most popular ever Load HEAT girl for one day’s appearance. ”

    *blink* Huh? Fr srsly?

  192. Poofters.

  193. Congrats Sky!

    I know I fapped to clicked on it multiple times.

  194. SRSLY, ember.

    But then again, I’ve never linked Load HEAT to the headlines at Ace’s before. I try not to pimp my blog there, but I knew I wasn’t going to be able to drop it in the ONT.

  195. Well, golly. *blush*

  196. I’ve seen shit that would make you cry, Andy. Laughing, sobbing, retching crying.

    I’ve candied bacon on a flattop grill. Three words: Bacon Cheese Donuts.

    BACON!

  197. *checks her blog stats. blinks repeatedly* Well, that got me a fair amount o’hits, too. I should remember to write over there more, not just at DPUD.

  198. What’s a fair amount? You got about 3500 hit so far since Monday night at my place.

  199. Southern “Culture”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmWTOx4F_Y

  200. … 3500? *blink* Well.

    Only about 500 hits on my blog. But my blog is a tiny little thing that normally gets around 30 hits, especially since I always forget to blog over there.

  201. Damn, MCPO. I didn’t realize they had put the family home movies on the Internets.

  202. OK, gotta run. See you turds tomorrow.

  203. Bye, Xbrad. Thanks for the hits! Heh.

  204. Watching Top Shot on the History Channel. Looks good so far.

  205. Chief shoulda been a Steelers fan.

  206. *whew.

    He’s finally gone.

    So, whattup, angry people?

  207. Damn, Nikki Haley at 49% in SC with 96.5% in. Looks like a runoff.

  208. How’re you this fine evening, Wiser?

  209. ‘Sup wiser. How was your second day of funemployment?

  210. Wiser, did you roll any hobos today?

  211. How’re you this fine evening, Wiser?

    Not too shabby, sextoy. Went to the CT Museum of Science tonight for a private event. Pretty cool place. They had one display that made psychedelic pictures on the wall when you waved your hands in front of the projector. Reminded me of college.

    ‘Sup wiser. How was your second day of funemployment?

    so far, still feel like I’m working, what with having to deal with the stuff at the office, as well as take a sales call at home this afternoon.

    How is this different? Oh, yeah, I’m not getting paid anymore.

  212. Wiser, did you roll any hobos today?

    my fear is that I am now the hobo….

  213. No, he said hobo.

  214. grilled squirrel fritters are an under-appreciated entre.

  215. No, he said hobo.

    *squints at screen

    eh, same problem.

  216. grilled squirrel fritters are an under-appreciated entre.

    Well, most people over-cook them.

  217. Heh. Saw that at the mothership and of course thought of our beloved old salt.

  218. Yeah, it’s easy to overcook those squirrels. And it helps if you kill ’em when they’re only a couple of weeks old.

    All that jumping around between trees makes the older ones kind of tough and gamey.

  219. When MCPO was a young sailor…

    Really? I thought this was the video of MCPO as a young sailor.

    http://tinyurl.com/32lupmt

  220. you gotta check out PT at 7:40

  221. Well, I think the nails went into my trip to the meat-up next month.

    Dear Wife managed to get herself a $425 traffic ticket this morning.

    I didn’t really want a change of scenery away from my kids for a few days this summer anyway…

  222. Aww, BiW. While I am sorry you won’t be able to go, and doubly sorry about the value of that ticket, I am happy I won’t be the only one sitting around the blog during the meat-up.

  223. Ouch!

    What’d she call the cop?

  224. Dear Wife managed to get herself a $425 traffic ticket this morning.

    Yikes!

    Who did she run over?

  225. I have the soundtrack of monkey-washing-cat running through my head when I watch that old video, or any old silent B&W video for that matter now.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    H222222222222222222222222!!!!!!1!!11!(121^0.5)!!

  226. Beats me, Andy. She called me blubbering. I only understood about half of what she said. I don’t expect her home for about 3 more hours, so I’ll get a better idea about it then.

    This was on top of a new battery, brakes, and tires on her ride over the last two weeks to the tune of $1500.

    I didn’t even get a blowjob out of this deal, and I had to take the boys with me when I went to the grocery store tonight.

  227. “*shakes fist at sky*”

    What’d I do, damnit?

  228. I didn’t even get a blowjob out of this deal,

    Wait, wasn’t xbrad recently in town?

    Damn, man, you are insatiable!

  229. 425? Holy shit.

    Tell her she’s gotta take the smoke out of her mouth before she tells the cop to “kiss her ass”

  230. Dave, I sooooo tried to find that Jeff Foxworthy clip.

    Well, for like 30 seconds on YouTube.

  231. I was shocked at the cost of tickets. I’ve never gotten one *knocks on wood*, but the husband got a redlight violation earlier this year (he claims he didn’t run the light, I said shut up, I’ll just pay the fucking thing) and it was $225.

  232. Well, it’s obvious she didn’t give the cop a blowjob.

  233. Well, it’s obvious she didn’t give the cop a blowjob.

    either that or she’s really bad at giving head.

  234. And now I know for the first time true
    All of the ways I’ve been lyin’ to you
    Its not that I think that we can open up in time
    Its just that I’m afraid of what we’ll find…

  235. Well, it’s obvious she didn’t give the cop a blowjob.

    Dunno. It might have originally been a $450 ticket.

  236. Waitaminute…… isn’t BiW a lawyer?

    What’s the problem here?

  237. I’ve been waiting all day to tell y’all this one.

    Why do Scotsmen have trouble sleeping?

    Because when they start counting sheep, they get a hard-on.

  238. wiser, why are you still working and NOT getting paid? Yeah, you should cover yourself in the event they are trying to screw you out of unemployment, but I would think working for free isn’t covered.

  239. Raoul should be able to pay for the ticket.

  240. Because when they start counting sheep, they get a hard-on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U

  241. but I would think working for free isn’t covered.

    I had to go to the office for my “transition” meeting, discussing my severance, etc., and going over all of the prospects I had going.

    Then, when I got home, I got a call from someone I had worked with a few years back with some potential new business. Since it was going to be in the territory of the only other rep there that I actually like, I decided to be nice on the call, answer her questions and then let her know that I would be forwarding her to “the appropriate rep.”

    I did make sure my former employer was aware of my professionalism, maybe making my request for severance get a little better reception.

  242. Wait, wasn’t xbrad recently in town?

    Funny you should say that. When I was driving home this evening, I looked over at a red Prius in the other lane, and for a minute, I thought X-Brad was driving.

    I had to pause for a minute and try to remember the last time I felt the urge to run a car off the road for two reasons.

  243. I wish you all the best wiser. What goes around comes around and I’m sure karma won’t be nice to the douche bosses…while it may smile upon you.

  244. Wooh. Officially reserved the truck for the move home. I guess that makes it official.

  245. On the other hand, I got a call from a connection (someone with whom, over the last 10 years, I had become very good friends) I have in the industry who could have potentially sent a lot of business to my former employer, during which I gave her the entire ugly story, including their screwing me out of the WA sale.

    She will never be doing business with my former employer again, going as far as telling me that this clinches her decision to sign a really big deal with my former competitor, which would have never happened if I were still working for my former company.

    🙂

  246. Sky – Got A/C tonight?

  247. I had to pause for a minute and try to remember the last time I felt the urge to run a car off the road for two reasons.

    heh heh heh.

    Nice.

  248. I have A/C and my car works. So, all in all, good day.

  249. I wish you all the best wiser.

    Thanks, darlin’.

    What goes around comes around and I’m sure karma won’t be nice to the douche bosses…while it may smile upon you.

    I am being very careful not to burn any bridges, but I will do what I can to make sure as many people as possible know how they operate.

    I worked in a very small industry where everyone knows everyone else. This will come back to bite them in the ass eventually, I’m sure.

  250. As I watch How It’s Made, I think to myself “damn, what a great, low-pressure job.”

    Then I realize, all of these people live wondering if they will have a job next week or will it be outsourced to China next week.

  251. Well, I’m going to call it an early night. I’m kind of tired, I’m a little stressed, and I feel like relaxing over Doctor Who and a drink.

    See you hosefuckers tomorrow.

  252. See you hosefuckers tomorrow.

    I’ll be here.

  253. She will never be doing business with my former employer again, going as far as telling me that this clinches her decision to sign a really big deal with my former competitor, which would have never happened if I were still working for my former company.

    That really works better when she calls the company, asks for you, and when she’s told you know longer work there, then she makes a big deal out taking her business elsewhere…

  254. Damn, I just want to see if I can get some election results out of the CA house race I’m watching. But nooooo …

    Fiorina this, Whitman that … when the fate of the Western world rests on the outcome in CA11.

    Well, that and the Mrs.’ potential future D.C. gig.

  255. That really works better when she calls the company, asks for you, and when she’s told you know longer work there, then she makes a big deal out taking her business elsewhere…

    Oh, she received an apology e-mail this past weekend from the CEO for his acting like such a huge douche at the conference in CA. He only knows that she was pissed because I told him how she felt about being treated like dirt by him.

    She responded with a hearty “fuck you.” And made it clear that the only reason she would do business with them is because of me.

    So they know.

  256. So they know.

    Maybe, but rubbing it in doesn’t hurt. Really.

  257. Maybe, but rubbing it in doesn’t hurt. Really.

    We will be speaking again tomorrow. I will mention that.

    Damn, you must be a great lawyer.

    You are truly evil.

  258. BiW, Injuries involved?

  259. damn. Green Day concert on Palladia. I love the music, but I can’t stand the lyrics.

    what to do……..

  260. Damn, you must be a great lawyer.

    Some days….

    You are truly evil.

    That’s what it says on my Sith membership card.

  261. This is for Helen. Just a personal, loving note.

    Now that my servant Moses is dead, you must lead my people across the Jordan River into the land I am giving them. I promise you what I promised Moses: ‘Everywhere you go, you will be on land I have given you— from the Negev Desert in the south to the Lebanon mountains in the north, from the Euphrates River on the east to the Mediterranean Sea on the west, and all the land of the Hittities.

    No one will be able to stand their ground against you as long as you live. For I will be with you as I was with Moses. I will not fail you or abandon you.

    Previously on 24, … uh In a prior chapter it describes how they’re going to screw things up royally, be spread to the ends of the earth, then brought back after they’ve been spanked enough that they’re really sorry.
    *wishing for a preview feature cuz I can’t see so good*

  262. BiW, Injuries involved?

    No. She made a left turn out of a gas station on 410 in Buckley.

    No, it doesn’t make sense to me either, but I’ll see the ticket when she gets home and look up the RCW it cites.

  263. Anita – I hate the progs who insist there were no Jews there until 1947! Makes me scream at the TV and such!

  264. HHD poat done and ready for 9 AM.

  265. HHD poat done and ready for 9 AM.

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!11!!1!!!1!!!!!!

    *cough

    I mean…..

    who cares?

    *scratches balls

  266. Who the fuck put Obama in the header? Is that the best we can do?

  267. http://abcfamily.go.com/shows/huge

    What a wonderful message we are sending to our youth…..

    Don’t bother trying to be healthy! Get as large as you want!! DAMN the health issues!!! It’s more important to make other people feel bad for you!!!!!

    We are killing ourselves and we don’t even care.

  268. Who the fuck put Obama in the header? Is that the best we can do?

    read the tag lines.

  269. read the tag lines.

    I will admit I was already pissed at running into the same shit photos of Obama shirtless. I swear, I could do a search on “shirtless midget redhead” and his would be the fourth photo up.

    At least I didn’t get the anti-virus virus pop-up crap tonight.

  270. his would be the fourth photo up.

    You disabled safe search again, didn’t you?

  271. Not so many minutes now. Must sleep. 04:xx comes real fast.

    No. She made a left turn out of a gas station on 410 in Buckley.

    Trying to think… By the Dairy Queen?
    Can’t be that. And … SO WHAT if she made a left turn!?!?
    I’d sleep better if PJM would give updates every couple of hours.

    I hope HHD has the same guy as last time. The last on the list.
    It’s in his eyes.
    As opposed to “It’s in his kiss” but no one here would remember that.
    Gotta bed down and ready for war again tomorrow.
    Friggin CLR-compliant PIA for Excel 2010 appears to have lost it’s intelesense.
    Costs me hours upon hours… but it’s just the hell of a lowly geek.

    Wiser is next at bat on my list. I need PJD to hit home base.

  272. And sorry, I didn’t do any repeats on HHD. Maybe one of these days, I’ll do the “Best of HHD” poat.

  273. Maybe one of these days, I’ll do the “Best of HHD” poat.

    needs more tits.

  274. Maybe one of these days, I’ll do the “Best of HHD” poat.

    I can’t hardly fucking wait. Yeah.

  275. As opposed to “It’s in his kiss” but no one here would remember that

    Actually, that song is on the mix CD I have in my car. Thumbs up for Betty Everett.

    (I never realize just how weird that CD is until other people are listening to it with me…the program I was using to burn the CD put everything in alphabetical order, unbeknownst to me, so the songs go together even less than they already did.)

  276. Sean, I’ll put in a pic of a guy with his hand down his pants just for you, sweetie.

  277. Oh, that’s just fucking great. The stupid “Open Primary” initiative is passing by more than 60% here.

    I can’t wait to vote for whoever the loony left and squishy moderates decide I should choose against the Dem.

  278. Sean, I’ll put in a pic of a guy with his hand down his pants just for you, sweetie.

    Gee, thanks. Just make sure he washes his hands after the photo shoot, m’kay? Especially if he’s handling food.

  279. can’t wait to vote for whoever the loony left and squishy moderates decide I should choose against the Dem.

    get out of that state.

  280. I’d like to get out of here, but I just don’t have the money to do so. Also, even though things suck here now and I hate what California has become, this has always been my home. I know that it’s irrational, but I’ve never lived anywhere else, and I think that it would be tough to leave.

  281. NEW, NON-MINTY POAT!!!


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