Big Goatse Wendesday

Feast your eyes on this.  Mrs. Venus Williams loves it.

*in 1774, the first Continental Congress convened in Virginia, much to her discomfort.
*in 1843, Noah Webster lexicographer (Webster’s Dictionary) died at the age of 84.
*in 1874, author G.K. Chesterton was born.
*in 1908, Bond author Ian Lancaster Fleming was born in London.
*in 1910, T-Bone Walker was born in Linden, Texas.
*in 1923, Attorney General said it was legal for women to wear trousers anywhere.
*in 1944, singer and momma pip Gladys Knight was born in Atlanta.
*in 1944, Rudy Giuliani was born.
*in 1954, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed a bill adding the words “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance.
*in 1961, Amnesty International was founded (won Nobel Peace Prize in 1977).
*in 1972, White House “plumbers” break into Democratic National HQ at Watergate.
*in 1998, Phil Hartman actor/comedian was shot to death while asleep in his bed by his wife at the age of 49.

Have a nice weekend iceholes.

Important Update:

Rosetta, how can you be so cruel.

For all my friends, she’s not the prettiest thing evah, but she’s better than the alternative above.

334 Comments

  1. gives new meaning to “phoning it in.”

  2. wow BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I’m almost tempted to suffer the wrath of a pissy Rpsetta to delete the abomination.

  4. Well, at least we know Rosetta still has a job.

  5. You know, we could prolly just do two HHDs and eliminate this quaint, but played, tradition.

  6. I dunno, wiser, I’m laughing pretty hard at it myself. I’d hate to lose this craptastic poat before everyone gets to see it.

  7. Ummm………..what is this?

  8. Are you claiming to now know, Rosie?

  9. You were right, this is the worst BBF EVER.

    Are you drunk?

    If not, why not?

  10. now=not.

  11. I never wanted to push a BBF down before.

  12. YOU SUCK!

    BURN HIM!!!!

  13. OMG! This is horrendous! I’m going to have to drown my sorrows in a bottle for the next few days because of this abomination!

  14. Seriously? Someone put this up as my BBF?

    http://tinyurl.com/33uhk69

  15. WTF I got left all alone and in the dark on the other thread – like xbrad has sex.

  16. I work for Douchebags, Exhibit #526,985:

    We all just recieved this e-mail, as my boss headed out of the office to start the holiday weekend a little early.

    Thanks for all the hard work to all! We are making progress thanks to your terrific work and effort. Enjoy the holiday weekend! Please be safe and carful! Enjoy.

    What a fucking turd.

  17. It’s a spoof?

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  18. Hahahahaha. Trapped in my car due to a rain storm. Commenting from my phone and laughing out loud.

  19. Carful?

  20. &9835; If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mornin’ . . . I’d hammer in the evenin’ . . . all over this poooaaaattt! &9835;

    Rosetta, stop daydreaming and get to poating a poatier poat!

    http://tinyurl.com/36cotnn

  21. The ‘fuck you’ link makes me think EddieBear.

  22. It’s a spoof?

    Naw, it’s Rosie’s petulant response to what I’m sure were numerous insulting comments about last week’s misshapen misanthrope.

  23. WTF? Someone hold me, I’m scared.

  24. Testis . . . ♫

  25. SUCKsess!

  26. (A) Who did this?

    (B) Someone please provide me directions to their house.

    (C) Seriously? Really?

  27. Allright, I’m going to go scoop catshit while you guys figure out who hacked Rosetta’s password.

  28. my bet? PJM did this. She told me a long time ago that she knew how to post under another person’s ID.

  29. Ok, the clue is that no author is assigned to this poat. Who was testing the WordPress shell last night? It was iRobot in the library with the candlestick!

  30. Richard, are you part of this?

  31. (A) Who did this?

    *Get’s out detective note pad*

    *notices author is Rosetta the Impaler*

    *notices shitty model*

    *notices “in 1774, the first Continental Congress convened in Virginia, much to her discomfort.”

    WISERBUD

  32. If this is a spoof, I can love Rosetta again. I was worried with the, “Mrs. Rosetta loves this.”. Hahahaha

  33. Richard, are you part of this?

    nope. Not me. I was busy doing a product demo.

  34. Found another photo of “her”!

    http://tinyurl.com/6ydnpb

  35. I mean I like this as a performance art piece…but really?

    Really?

  36. I’m chewing on a ball of tinfoil to take away the pain this poat has caused.

  37. Well I was totally fooled. The body style doesn’t look any different than a normal Rosie pick. And at least this one has a pretty face, unlike that fat Polish broad with the ‘will cut you’ glare that he keeps reposting over and over.

  38. See important update.

  39. What I want to know is how did Rosie get a picture of xbrad’s ex-girlfriend?

  40. Bianca? We’re still friends.

  41. I”ve interruped my vacay in Payson for this?

    *shakes head*

  42. drive time in 8 minutes ;)

  43. WTF??? Now I know the world is truly fucked up if xbrad has a better eye for pretty women than Rosetta.

  44. I mean I like this as a performance art piece…but really?

    Really?

    Really!!! This is what you do to us nearly every week!!

    If you are really angry, I will let you cuddle the hump for 30 seconds. It has dangerous tranquilizing healing properties.

  45. oh wow its a spoof? Nothing and I do mean nothing makes the riccola madder than someone messing with his posts or name etc…

  46. Isn’t that the chick from How Stella Got Her Aching Back?

  47. Ya now how I know Rosetta made thispost? There’s a photo of that woman up on the wall in his office with a name-tag on it that says “Mother.”

  48. Is that Engrish?

  49. Wiser, I’ve always had an eye for the pretty women.

    It’s that whole interacting with them without getting maced that is the problem.

  50. “Mother.”

    Hahahahaha!

  51. Seriously, I’ve been to his house. There’s pics of that behemoth all over the place.

  52. I really think Rosetta did it. Funny how he shows up right when it’s posted.

    Oh, but thanks for throwing me under the bus wiserbud

  53. And at least this one has a pretty face, unlike that fat Polish broad with the ‘will cut you’ glare that he keeps reposting over and over.

    You know, just because you pretend to be a woman doesn’t mean I won’t kick your ass.

    MOM!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

  54. Oh, but thanks for throwing me under the bus wiserbud

    it was so amateurish, I just assumed it had to be you.

  55. in his bathroom, he has the last 24 issues of Big, Black and Beefy all stacked up in the corner.

  56. He’s also got this one room that I wasn’t allowed to go into, but you could kind of smell hog sweat through the locked door.

  57. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/39bb8ew

  58. I really think Rosetta did it. Funny how he shows up right when it’s posted.

    Listen Tracy of Dick…if you want to do BBF, just tell me.

    *tackles pajamakomono, gives her the “guava”*

  59. Big, Black and Beefy

    Wasn’t Michele Obama this month’s centerfold?

  60. Wasn’t Michele Obama this month’s centerfold?

    I couldn’t tell. All the pages were stuck together.

  61. You know, M”’o””’o”’n”’ is having great fun watching all of you backbite each other right now.

  62. He’s also got this one room that I wasn’t allowed to go into, but you could kind of smell hog sweat through the locked door.

    Pretty sure that’s just his bathroom.

  63. He doesn’t eat enough vegetables.

  64. Pretty sure that’s just his bathroom.

    that would explain the muffled groans I heard coming from the room.

  65. I’m just saying, EVERYTHING doesn’t have to be covered with cheese, you know?

  66. Seriously, Rosie’s into some pretty weird shit. He showed me his collection of DVDs and I had to stop reading the titles after “Buns of Lard VII”

  67. Ed Balls roommate at college

    http://tinyurl.com/2us5vpv

  68. I’m just saying, EVERYTHING doesn’t have to be covered with cheese, you know?

    What’s amazing is his “wife” is a knock-out. I wonder howmuch he pays her to pretend she’s married to him whenever I visit…..

  69. Rosetta’s dream girl: http://tinyurl.com/33sg2lf

  70. An older woman who likes younger men is called a cougar. An older woman who likes younger girls is called a gym teacher.

  71. but you could kind of smell hog sweat through the locked door

    MOVE OVER BACON!

    I mean…what?

    Who wants to talk about math?

  72. Did you know that Rosetta raises his own goats? Right in the living room.

    And he’s such a nice guy. I think he specifically adopts handicapped goats, because they all were walking really funny, like their back legs didn’t work right.

    At least, I think they arelikethat before he adopts them….

  73. basically what I’m I’m saying is that I think Rosetta fucks goats.

  74. Some numbers are kind of pretty. I like the shape of 4, for example. It reminds me of a kite.

  75. Dropped in to say Hi but got all askeeerrd of the moo thing.
    One could get damaged by that.
    I have the day off :).
    Well, I had 40 hours in sometime yesterday but still I got me a day.

    √ Banana bread made
    √ Dishes done
    √ Bills paid
    √ Tickled the keys a bit
    √ Had minor adventure with ChriP (burp)
    Next up
    ○ Vacuum
    ○ Bathrooms
    ○ Clean garage

    Now about that minor adventure.
    Lunch in a little Italian joint in a place that’s not even a town.
    Folks are supposed to wear muddy boots into places and kindly remove their cowboy had.
    I can process hearing Japanese spoken by businessmen in Seattle. Just not my little po-dunk area.

  76. goats and morbidly obese black chicks.

  77. This does not even get the Obama padded grade of B+

  78. Who wants to talk about math?

    Always. BTW, the math on the Air Force Officer Qualification practice test is pretty easy. I probably need to learn more airplane vocabulary, though.

  79. An older woman who likes younger men is called a cougar. An older woman who likes younger girls is called a gym teacher.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvfb8GcKAWs

  80. You know, I would have thought Laura liked 5 better. It’s more “Minivan-ish.”

  81. WTF.

    I am never taking a nap again if this is what I wake up to. *blink*

  82. Ya know why Rosetta shaves his head?

    He thought his hair was tickling the goats too much and it made them kick as he was sodomizing them.

  83. Rosetta’s favorite number is 6, because it looks like a chick with a huge gut.

  84. I like pi.

  85. I’ve only met wiserbud once but seriously? He smells like semen.

  86. Ember, just be glad you don’t see what Wiser sees when he wakes up:

    http://tinyurl.com/38dhnbd

  87. He smells like semen.

    when your nose is constantly filled with semen, EVERYTHING smells like semen to you.

  88. He smells like semen.

    Rosie’s a semen sniffer.

  89. Have we figured out who did this?

  90. Hot chicks with douchebags: http://www.bodyrock.tv/2010/05/24/keep-it-hard-for-12-minutes/

  91. Hahahaha. This is great.

    Rosetta pranked himself. I bet he even wrote the poat with his left hand … so it felt like someone else doing it.

  92. “Ember, just be glad you don’t see what Wiser sees when he wakes up:”

    ACK!

  93. Have we figured out who did this?

    I’m fairly sure it wasn’t me.

  94. Didyu know that Rosetta keeps hamsters too?

    It was weird, but they kept dissapearing as the night went on and Rosie’s smile kept getting more and more pinched.

  95. Leon – Really? You want to “Keep it hard for 12 Minutes”?? They have a blue pill for that. I’m sure xBrad will give you one or two.

  96. Rosie, today’s BBF is just plain vindictive. I’m not giving you the gratification of bitching any more than that.

  97. I don’t think Rosetta would have done the F-U on every link. He’d be more clever.

  98. I just found a high school picture for teh yearbook!

  99. He’d be more clever.

    Oh, dear Lord, will you just fuck him already and get it over with?

  100. Leon – Really? You want to “Keep it hard for 12 Minutes”?

    Don’t blame me, Zuzana named the workout.

  101. Heh – I didn’t even click on the F-U link until I saw mare’s comment about it. Had no clue – I was just talking about our thugly treat today.

  102. Why the hell would I need a blue pill?

    Anything more than about 3 minutes is a waste of time, and frankly, too much work.

  103. Just saw that picture on FaceChimp Sky. Glad to see you dress up for it.

  104. Wiser, stop being an asshole. I know you’re under stress but KNOCK IT OFF!

    And if you paid attention you would understand that It was an insult to Rosetta if he did this lame post.

  105. Did you know that Rosetta asked me to call him by his real name when I visited him?

    I was kinda surprised. I didn’t know his real name was “Slave-boy Retard.”

  106. Right, Andy? I’m wondering what made me think, “Yeah, this is just what to wear for picture day.”

    I wasn’t quite such a girly girl in the high school days.

  107. Wiser, stop being an asshole.

    You’re new here, right?

  108. I don’t think Rosetta would have done the F-U on every link. He’d be more clever.

    You’re talking about our Rosetta, right?

  109. That Zuzana does some pretty good workout pron.

    Not enough to get me off the couch tho.

  110. I think it’s time for some incense and a heartfelt round of “Kumbaya.”

  111. “I think it’s time for some incense and a heartfelt round of “Kumbaya.””

    I obviously haven’t crushed your soul today, Jazz.

  112. Also, this:

    http://tinyurl.com/2ucweuw

  113. Not enough to get me off the couch tho.

    Fixt.

  114. Awright. Who am I sending this bloody awful high school picture to, eh?

  115. I obviously haven’t crushed your soul today, Jazz.

    What’s up with that? Weak. It’s like you’ve gone blond.

  116. The categories are just what Rosetta would pick…..hum. He did say this would be the worst BBF ever…hum. And he likes to link the F-U sign…hum.

  117. “What’s up with that? Weak. It’s like you’ve gone blond.”

    Ooh, you did not even just call me blonde, you little fucker. *grabs her flog* C’m’ere, I’ll break you down.

  118. mare: http://tinyurl.com/3a2dyy

  119. He did say this would be the worst BBF ever…hum.

    Rosie’s best ever and worst ever are so mediocre, though. I’ll bet he needed the crust cut off his bread before he’d eat a sandwich when he was a kid. Probably still does, too.

  120. He smells like semen.

    That will go away when you wash your upper lip.

  121. I’m sorry I called you an asshole, Wiser. I usually save that for politicians. It was too harsh. Here:

    http://tinyurl.com/yh6kxa7

  122. That will go away when you wash your upper lip.

    you are assuming that he doesn’t like that smell……

  123. oh, you did not even just call me blonde, you little fucker.

    That’s so sweet. Thank you!

  124. Cookout at Rosetta’s tonight.

  125. I’m sorry I called you an asshole, Wiser. I usually save that for politicians. It was too harsh. Here:

    http://tinyurl.com/yh6kxa7

  126. I’m sorry I called you an asshole, Wiser.

    http://bit.ly/bwdJ5d

  127. mare, http://tinyurl.com/3yojh8g

  128. I’m sorry I called you an asshole, Wiser . . . It was too harsh.

    No. No it was not.

  129. What is going on? Would someone delete the second one? Everything is wrong right now it all started with this POS post.

  130. Back to the fam. Keep that cat o’ nine tails warmed up, Sky.

  131. Yes, you can Wiser!

    And those woman’s boobs are bothering me. Twitchy.

  132. “Back to the fam. Keep that cat o’ nine tails warmed up, Sky.”

    Pleased to do so, my pet.

  133. That Zuzana does some pretty good workout pron.

    Yeah, it’s not the sort of thing I’d do, either. I get that calisthenics work, but I have access to a gym, and I don’t want to fuck up my joints.

    But DAAAAAAAAMN does she have a hot body.

  134. You can email that pic to PJ.

    I’d do it, but I can’t remember the password.

  135. No. No it was not.

    Jazz, http://tinyurl.com/32z9b67

  136. Cookout at Rosetta’s tonight:

    http://tinyurl.com/34vscbv

  137. Good God, is there water in that tub?

  138. I grossed myself out with that link.

  139. Mare, I do not want to know where you got that.

  140. Wow, mare. There’s a lot of beef in that fire pit.

  141. DRIVE TIME – HOLIDAY EDITION!!!!!

    Step 1: Stop at liquor store
    Step 2: Start car
    Step 3: Open beer
    Step 4: Get into traffic moving at 2 miles per hour
    Step 5: fininish bbber before pululling onto driveway…..

  142. Hah. The girl digging up the old high schooll photos says she probably has *worse* pictures of me from high school.

    I’ll hold off and see for myself.

  143. I like the one of you as a Jr

  144. I hope we see some awful pics of Ember.

  145. This poat hasn’t been pushed down yet? I guess the addition of the pretty woman saved it.

  146. she looks cute

  147. You’re right, sohos, she does look cute.

  148. That picture is terrible! *blink*

  149. You’re right, sohos, she does look cute.

    I’d have totally “gotten stuck” when I took her mudding in my 1973 International Scout back in high school. IYKWIMAITYD.

    Ahhh, life before the cell phone.

  150. Face it, ember, you, like damn near all the Hostagettes, are pretty cute. Even before you get all gussied up.

  151. “Face it, ember, you, like damn near all the Hostagettes, are pretty cute. Even before you get all gussied up.”

    Conservative wimmens, as a rule, are better lookin’ than teh liberal ones.

  152. I’d have totally “gotten stuck” when I took her mudding in my 1973 International Scout back in high school.

    Mudding! Hahahahahaha! You’re probably going to have to explain that one to the city folks, Andy.

  153. HS, I hotlinked that in a post at my place.

  154. Mudding! Hahahahahaha! You’re probably going to have to explain that one to the city folks, Andy.

    This pretty well captures it: http://bit.ly/dDtQcO

  155. I just watched the “Jonathan” video again, there is a moment in the video when he closes his eyes like he just wants to listen……Oh my goodness that is sweet. So precious.

  156. I wish I had a picture of the one time I managed to get a Humvee stuck.

  157. I thought ya called that ‘mudboggin’. Oh well, must be a pop-soda thing.

  158. I had to laugh at my cousin for washing his truck to go on a date, knowing he was going mudding afterwards.

  159. In South Dakota, we called it four-wheelin’.

  160. Not a problem b-rad. I get quite a bit of bandwidth on that site.

  161. I got the COs truck stuck in a tree.

  162. And I apparently killed the thread.

  163. I’m still here. I just put on some Doctor Who while the little one and the hubby went to the pool. Doctor Who always distracts me.

  164. Why didn’t you go to the pool? How are we supposed to get swimsuit pics if you never go to the pool?

  165. I normally do go to the pool, but it’s that time of the month and I don’t feel like it. Besides, my swimsuits are kind of boring. I like boyshort bikinis.

  166. That song reminds me of Lucy Liu … BUNK!

  167. This:
    http://tinyurl.com/2udjl6t
    would have been less painful at the top of the poat.

    Stolen from Theo.

  168. I think I have to make a dinner now, gotta head out to D&D pretty soon.

  169. An update to the earlier story: Gary Coleman’s medical condition has been downgraded from “critical” to “no rush,” as the 42-year-old actor has passed away from a brain hemorrhage.

    There will, of course, be plenty of heartfelt remembrances and — I hope — a slowed down, dirge-like rendition of the “Diff’rent Strokes” theme, but this blog has never really been a good place for heartfelt remembrances. For example, the Too Soon Joke of the Week goes to Deux Deux Deux, who wrote:

    Isn’t a brain hemorrhage just a diff’rent kind of stroke?

    So, ummm… my condolences to his friends and loved ones on this sad day. Sorry about the jokes. It’s how we grieve.

  170. O-Ren

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJlu_xo79k8

  171. “would have been less painful at the top of the poat.”

    Rawr.

  172. Weird. The Lafayette Public Library is having an anime/cosplay day next month. *blink*

  173. Bunk!

  174. The Lafayette Public Library? That settles it, anime is now normal, geeks have to do something weirder to set themselves apart.

  175. “That settles it, anime is now normal, geeks have to do something weirder to set themselves apart.”

    That was kind of my thought. Actually, though, looking over the little pamphlet they gave us at their “Kick off the Summer” reading party for kids today (seriously), they’re doing some pretty cool shit at the library. Anime Day, Learn From a DJ Day, Live Action Clue, DDigital Art workshop, Fashion Design Workshop … The library I went to when I grew up didn’t do anything nearly this cool.

  176. Well, libraries are pretty empty these days. I don’t fault them for trying to bring in customers.

  177. I waited breathlessly all week for this shit?

  178. The kid’s section at the library was unbelievably cool. The ceiling was painted like a sky, and there were bookshelves that looked like trees growing in the middle of the room, and awesome bright colors all over the place. It was the coolest kid’s library I’ve ever seen. Did not expect it in Lafayette, Louisiana.

  179. Killed it, did I?

  180. Dead!

  181. It’s Friday drive/dinner time. Keeping it alive was a forlorn hope.

  182. |-o-| *bew*
    |-o-| *bew*
    |-o-| *bew*

  183. Well, I sent in the high school pic to PJM. Now she just has to get home so I can make fun of everyone else’s yearbook photos.

  184. I need to get around to getting mine scanned. I’ve got my yearbook, I’m just lazy.

  185. MOM!!! HOTSPUR’S MAKING HUMAN CENTIPEDES AGAIN!!!

  186. I was gonna bitch about the quality of this BBF, but I see that y’all have gotten it covered pretty well.

    Maybe we need to have a couple of weeks of Itty Bitty Titties or something. Seems lilke we’ve walked up to the edge……..and then over in terms of the quantity vs quality equation.

    I mean…DAMN that bitch ugly.

  187. Fucking wordbitch doesn’t format spaces. Those were supposed to be in formation.

  188. Ok. I nearly DIED on my run. OMG was that hard. The fact that I did it last week lulled me into a false sense of security.

  189. I ate two massive cheeseburgers, that was hard.

  190. I imagine Scott.

    You’d better sit down. rest.

  191. Where is Anita when I need her?

  192. Fuck, I want a cheeseburger. Fuckin’ diet.

  193. I’m on a reverse diet.

  194. Scott’s on my diet!

  195. mare, i was going to come back and watch the video but now I can’t find it?

  196. I feel like I would kill for a cheeseburger.

  197. Sky, what diet are you on? i mean, you can eat a burger. No cheese. No bun.

    It’s almost the same.

  198. You know what sucks? I actually don’t think I can have a drink right now. Shit. I ran too much.

    I miscalculated.

  199. Almost the same as Dolly being real sex.

  200. Or almost the same as scott having real friends.

  201. “Sky, what diet are you on? i mean, you can eat a burger. No cheese. No bun.

    It’s almost the same.”

    It’s so not the same and you know it, damnit. I’m not on any particular diet. i’m just watching calories, working out, and being smart about what I eat. Cheeseburgers = not that smart.

  202. Hotspur at the office http://i.imgur.com/U8125.jpg

  203. Actually, I’ve grown rather fond of plain burgers. If you get a good quality meat. I’ve obviously become twisted and demented, because I now prefer them that way.

  204. I’m watching calories too. As a matter of fact, right now I’m watching a bottle of about 160 calories quickly GET IN MAH BELLAH!

  205. Besides, Sky, I’m sure you don’t have but tweaking anyway. Eat a burger, skip the fries.

    you’ll be good.

  206. I want a big ol’ burger covered in greasy, melted cheese. Better yet, with the cheese in the center, then covered in more greasy, melted cheese, topped with a few strips of bacon. I have to stop torturing myself.

  207. Quick. Someone get Sky a sammich. Before she loses control.

    [rule #1 in dieting – don’t allow yerrself to get hungary]

  208. Hahahahahahaha, scott.

    *saved*

  209. Mr. Ember’s making dinner right now, Car in. I don’t know what it is. I know it’s not a cheeseburger.

  210. Ok, i”ve got a wierd story.

    Yesterday, I’m loading plants into my van, wearing some shorts, and a lady walking by said “nice legs.”

    I didn’t really know what to say.

    I’ve got pretty muscly legs.

  211. Well, tell him to HURRY UP.

  212. I don’t normally eat fries. I think I’m going to convince Mr. Ember to make cheeseburgers tomorrow, since we’re not doing our usual Friday afternoon diet-cheating by eating out – with the funemployment and all. So, tomorrow, we can just make food that’s bad for us!

    Plus, I need extra red meat when it’s that time of the month. I’m all ready anemic. I just want to stuff myself with iron-rich foods.

  213. “I didn’t really know what to say.

    I’ve got pretty muscly legs.”

    What’s not nice about muscly? And I told him that Car in said to hurry the fuck up with dinner. He gave me a weird look and said I’d eat when he was ready.

  214. I lurv fries. Sigh. And ONION RINGS. OMG. I’d much rather chow a plate of fries than a hamburger w/ all the fixens.

    Which is why I can’t even eat one.

  215. Yesterday, I’m loading plants into my van, wearing some shorts, and a lady walking by said “nice legs.”

    Did she look like this? http://bit.ly/bjE1Kw

  216. Oooh, onion rings. *drools* Cheeseburger, bacon, onion rings. Want. NAO.

  217. Well, I just meant that I don’t have the traditional female sexy legs. They’re definitely more for the fan of the athletic type.

  218. I eat cheeseburgers all the time, just without bread.

    ALSO: IMPORTANT UPDATE – The Memorial Day weekend has begun.

    *ice.. martooni shaker… vermouth… olives… olives…olives? SHIT

    brb

  219. and a lady walking by said “nice legs.”
    Did she look like this? http://bit.ly/bjE1Kw

    Ba haa haaa haaa. No.

  220. WHAT? It’s started? I’d better go get my glass of vino.

  221. What happened to man-lezzy? He posted this POS and then just ran away.

  222. On a different note, I cannot believe this story is the best that Obama could come up with on l’affaire Sestak.

    “The dog ate my homework” is more believable.

  223. He posted this POS and then just ran away.

    If you were responsible for this post, wouldn’t you run away?

  224. Morning wood in the afternoon!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100527/ap_on_sc/us_hypersonic_flight

  225. Heh. Good point.

  226. so we didnt get a bbf today? Did or did Rosetta NOT make that one?

  227. Did or did Rosetta NOT make that one?

    Oh, she made it alright.

  228. YAY! Dinner is ready.

  229. Oh, she made it alright.

    Yeah. It’s called passive-aggressive behavior.

  230. but why?

  231. okaaaaaay.

    Olives. I’m ready now.

  232. Let the martooni drinking begin!

    I may just join in with a glass of Scotch once I get these critters put to bed. The Mrs. is in San Antone, so I’m playing single dad this weekend.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgm2pHeThsE

  233. I’m just not sure we can trust Rosetta with BBF any more. Here’s Dave and I interviewing a prospect for next week’s BBF model.

  234. If you give em a slug of that whiskey they’ll go to bed early.

  235. This guy has all kinds of helpful hints

  236. So, Dave, linking this one over at the mothership? (please say no)

  237. Ah, no.

  238. That was hilarious, Scott. Especially the fact that Julia took him seriously.

    She is definitely not H2 material.

  239. Hahahahahaha, scott.

    Very practical DIY improvements.

  240. “Throw in a can of food and the baby can practically live on its own.”

    That’s where I lost it.

  241. Same here.

  242. http://antiduckface.com/

    great website!

  243. This guy has all kinds of helpful hints

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    If your baby keeps crawling out, then they shouldn’t be in a crib any more. Time for a toddler bed.

  244. Nap was not very refreshing this afternoon.

    **pouts**

    And lunch wasn’t anything to get excited over, either.

  245. The photo caption on the new BP post at the mothership is hilarious.

  246. Ha haa haaa … that was awfully funny scott.

  247. I think I had one of those liquid feeder thingys in my crib as a baby.

    Except it didn’t have tequilia. Paregoric I think.

  248. And now I want to kick Ember’s ass, cuz I really want a cheeseburger now.

  249. I like :If the crying reaches a certain decibel level, the box will spray a calming mist of pepper spray into the crib.

  250. http://antiduckface.com/

    great website!

    They’ll have a book coming out in no time flat. I think that’s the entire purpose behind sites like that. Book deals.

  251. After extensive investigative work including the waterboarding of some goats, I have come to the conclusion that this post was put up by pajama momma under the direction of an illegal immigrant from Tuvalu.

    I will be filing charges with WordPress forthwith.

  252. I thought Tuvalu capsized from global warmening.

  253. Apparently, Roamy has a new commuter vehicle:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzCxFlAk8CU&feature=related

  254. HAHAHA! Which means that YOU did it!

    *pulls rosetta’s pigtail

    NOW ‘FESS UP!!!

  255. I believe it capsized because Halliburton plugged the wrong hole although I could be wrong about that.

  256. “And now I want to kick Ember’s ass, cuz I really want a cheeseburger now.”

    Bring it on, dude. Bring. It. On.

  257. I have come to the conclusion that this post was put up by pajama m

    Unpossible. She didn’t even realize that a top-shot of her head resembled the man-view of a blow job.

  258. Unpossible. She didn’t even realize that a top-shot of her head resembled the man-view of a blow job.

    Well hell. Who thinks of that kinda stuff?

    well, besides hostage men

  259. This post is tainted.

  260. *puts pigtail under skullcap*

    Does anyone have a cup of organic local nut bread flour that I can borrow?

  261. Sides, I just looked at the media library and girlie man himself is the one who uploaded the beastmaster’s photo

  262. GIRL FIGHT!!!

  263. BUM FIGHT!!!

  264. I’m not fighting rosetta with my bum. This is some sort of perverted hostage trick isn’t it?

    bum looker

  265. What Rosetta said:
    Does anyone have a cup of organic local nut bread flour that I can borrow?
    What Rosetta means:
    Does anyone have a nut that I can feel?

  266. Well, now that Rosie has been definitively tied to this POS post …. what do you have to say for yourself, young man?

  267. Give it up, BreadLady. I saw the WordPress security camera of you publishing this post.

    SHAME!!!!

  268. Awesome!

    http://bit.ly/dmb819

  269. pj is responsible for this abortion of a poat? I’m shocked! Shocked I say!

  270. I can’t believe that BrewFan has lived to 90 without someone killing his ass.

  271. I love the antiduckface website….

    what is this “mothership” yall speak of?

  272. Rosetta I cannot imagine that pjm would do that after knowing how angry you get when anyone messes with your poats etc

  273. what is this “mothership” yall speak of?

    Ace’s

    http://minx.cc/?post=302073

  274. Awesome!

    http://bit.ly/dmb819

    I would like to by an “e”, Pat.

    *goes to rave*

  275. oh……

  276. Give it up, BreadLady. I saw the WordPress security camera of you publishing this post.

    SHAME!!!!

    hahaha, yeah. While I was at home depot looking for a fence because those goats are driving me flippin’ crazy when I go outside. Plus, they won’t stay out of the chicken food.

    ROSETTA POSTED IT BREWFAN!! WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?

  277. >> Does anyone have a cup of organic local nut bread flour that I can borrow?

    Sure. Just one cup?

  278. Well hell. Who thinks of that kinda stuff?

    Everybody except you.

  279. Rosetta I cannot imagine that pjm would do that after knowing how angry you get when anyone messes with your poats etc

    exactly. sides, it was he that uploaded the photo. You can’t go in and change that

  280. Hands Rosetta the “u” he needed instead.

  281. Everybody except you.

    apparently. I was just trying to show my nice hair color.

  282. I mean, I’m kinda tall, so it’s usually easy for me to check out the top of a chicks head.

    Same. Thought. Every. Time.

  283. Rosetta I cannot imagine that pjm would do that after knowing how angry you get when anyone messes with your poats etc

    She once served time in prison.

    I’m just sayin’.

  284. http://minx.cc/?post=302073

    anyone else think obama is farting in this photo?

  285. Michael I was shocked! shocked I say when I was checking out the pictures of you and Cathy of how tall you are

  286. She once served time in prison.

    I’m just sayin’.

    HAHAHA! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You know darn well you did it!

    rat bastage

  287. Apparently, Roamy has a new commuter vehicle:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzCxFlAk8CU&feature=related

    Hahahahaha, I know who that is, and I worked on that.

  288. Don’t worry, Peej, your hair looked great.

    If you had framed the shot a little better, we could have seen down your blouse, and your hair would have looked even better.

  289. oh also, you can’t post under someone’s name, you can only change the name after they’ve posted. AND you can’t change who uploaded the media

  290. That looks like a giant Simon Says game

  291. I guess I missed the picture that looked like pj giving a bj? Link anyone?

  292. See Rosie, the thing about spoofing yourself is, you have to purposefully overdo it so that people know positively that it’s a spoof.

    You’ve given yourself no room to do so. After some of the misshapen gourds and dinnerplate nips we have been subjected to, your potential self-spoof repertoire is virtually nonexistent.

    I will take this issue up with you personally in July, when you are merrily jerking and shivering around on the ground in the midst of a brutal CT Moron curbstomping.

    It’s going to be so nice to see you again and meet the wifey!!

    *Totally STOKED!!*

  293. I’m going put up a new poat because this one is horrible.

    *looks at Burritohead and then does that thing where I point at my eyes twice with my middle finger and forefinger and then point at her eyes twice with my middle finger and forefinger *

  294. If you had framed the shot a little better, we could have seen down your blouse, and your hair would have looked even better.

    I’ll keep that in mind.

    Sohos, I was showing my new hair color and the men were retarded.

    I’ll show it let me find it

  295. dinnerplate nips

    bwahahahahaha!

    lauraw I got my plane tickets! I am set for July!

  296. See Rosie, the thing about spoofing yourself is, you have to purposefully overdo it so that people know positively that it’s a spoof.

    You’ve given yourself no room to do so. After some of the misshapen gourds and dinnerplate nips we have been subjected to, your potential self-spoof repertoire is virtually nonexistent.

    I will take this issue up with you personally in July, when you are merrily jerking and shivering around on the ground in the midst of a brutal CT Moron curbstomping.

    It’s going to be so nice to see you again and meet the wifey!!

    *Totally STOKED!!*

    Does anyone else hear that? What’s that buzzing?

  297. hair color

  298. “I would like to by an “e”, Pat.”

    NO! You’re a vowel!

    *drinks*

  299. *looks at Burritohead and then does that thing where I point at my eyes twice with my middle finger and forefinger and then point at her eyes twice with my middle finger and forefinger *

    Dont’ forget, I TOO am going to CT.

    Me and Bobby and Peter are going to put itching powder in your sleeping bag!

  300. Michael I was shocked! shocked I say when I was checking out the pictures of you and Cathy of how tall you are

    I’m looking forward to seeing the top of your head also.

  301. well now that I can wear heels again I am close to 6 feet :)

  302. This poast smells of strife and toilet bowl cleaner.

  303. I STILL don’t have my ticket yet. PJD’s boss decided that since the leads didn’t make their numbers, no bonus.

    Nevermind that PJD had to fire 6 men and 2 others were out on disability they were still required to make a certain number.

  304. I wonder how many oil spill cleaner-upper jobs Obama’s going to take credit for creating. Broken windows everywhere.

  305. I had to go to two tax offices today in the area and both of them had Impeach Obama booths set up. It was cool to listen to them

  306. sohos! YOu didn’t see my hair!

  307. Census workers can clean oil and there are about 10 million of them right now.

  308. Hey, I bet BP could use those 10 million census workers to plug the damn hole.

  309. I LOVE your hair color! Gorgeous!!!!!!!!

  310. great call scott! yous a smart man

  311. Perfect Andy!

  312. Or they could use Al Gore, the a-hole that can plug any hole.

  313. I LOVE your hair color! Gorgeous!!!!!!!!

    *sits back

    ok, that’s better then

  314. >> apparently. I was just trying to show my nice hair color.

    What? WHAT?

    I sure wish I could make it to CT this summer. I heared good things about this gig.

  315. Too buoyant. They’d never get him to sink.

  316. We had our own oil catastrophe here today. A six-vehicle accident resulting in a gasoline tanker overturning and exploding on one of the freeways. Remarkably, nobody was seriously injured, but it’s fucked up traffic throughout several counties all day.

  317. “great call scott! ”

    What I do?

  318. One kid down, one to go. That’s good for a beer.

  319. I sure wish I could make it to CT this summer. I heared good things about this gig.

    WHAT?!?!?!?!

    you’re kidding right? Who’s gonna drive my drunk ass around?

  320. New post for people that don’t like to stick things up their ass.

    People that like to stick things up their ass, stay here. STAY!!!!

  321. did they ever find the driver, Sean? Last I heard he was missing.

  322. >> you’re kidding right? Who’s gonna drive my drunk ass around?

    Oh heck. I didn’t tell you?

    dang. I’m sorry.

    *shoots a blow dart into Rosetta’s neck gristle

  323. Hahaha — the guy who does funny answers to Craigslist ads is back — http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9033/1274888554753.png

  324. I finally got my roof permit today. And my dumpster. It actually took me longer to get the dumpster than the permit.

    I sold a gun and some gold coins to pay the bills for this month.
    That sucks, but at least I had something to sell.

  325. My first comment all day and I killed it?

    What Juju!

  326. Peej, check your email please.


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