After Dinner Mint

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571 Comments

  1. Chicks dig this post.

  2. win

  3. Nice rack.

  4. Oh, sorry, I had that saved for the BBF that never showed up.

  5. “Oh, sorry, I had that saved for the BBF that never showed up.”

    ZING! +1, Andy!

  6. win

    Hahahahahahaha.

  7. When gravity meets tequila, the floor is one sneaky sumbitch.

  8. YAY!!! Best song EVER!!

    cept for these two right here
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msef24JErmU
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7i1ztCoIuw

  9. Sohita? You still ’round? ‘Cause, if so …

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    You lose the game!

  10. Thanks Rosetta! This post is so much better than that piece of crap PJM put up.

  11. Scott, FTW!

  12. I thought this was the best song ever:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

  13. HAHAHAHAHA!

    *punches rosetta in poon because of scott

  14. Thanks Rosetta! This post is so much better than that piece of crap PJM put up.

    I agree. There weren’t balls that post didn’t suck.

  15. That baby looks a LOT like Dave.

  16. I thought this was the best song ever:


    Hahahaha

  17. There weren’t balls that post didn’t suck.

    Ed Balls declined to comment.

  18. That baby looks a LOT like Dave.

    You know what, Dumpty, I thought the same thing.

    Poor baby.

  19. >> That baby looks a LOT like Dave.

    brussel sprouts.

  20. Sean, will you sign this?

    http://tinyurl.com/32gbt9z

  21. sorry sky I cant lose the game that soon from when I had just lost it thanks to PJM I lost like 10 minutes ago

  22. sorry sky I cant lose the game that soon from when I had just lost it thanks to PJM I lost like 10 minutes ago

    wha?

  23. Who is making me dinner/

  24. Dave I thought you were going…did something change?

  25. *stabs Rosetta*

    *signs magazine cover with his blood*

    There you go, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

  26. A good Bond movie?

    Shaving Ed Balls.

  27. I’m getting my appendix put back in that weekend.

    They yanked it in 62. It’s got a nuclear reactor now and it’ll make me all glowy and shit.

    STOKED

  28. Hey, Ember? Have I told you lately to

    SHUT UP WOMAN- GET ON MY HORSE.

  29. A good Bond movie?

    Ed Thunderballs

  30. Oh you COCK, that vid is an hour and a half long??

    Dick. I started watching and was interested.

    You’ve made your situation worse. The Humpy Minions are going to stomp you into RosettaGravyRedWaffleSauce.

    I am SOOOOO excited to see you again and meet Mrs. Rosetta!!!

    *SMOOOOOOOOCHESSSSS!!!!!*

  31. Waitafuckingminute…Dave’s not going to CT?

  32. About the only cool thing I ever went to in Detroit…pretty awesome actually.

  33. I’m back after an extended interwebtubes outage!

  34. ahhh the old ahputtheappendixbackintome sweet you will be missed

  35. dave are you being serious or not?!?! Don’t play this is important!

  36. It’s pretty important to me. We’ve been apart for 47 years.

  37. laura’s gettin’ giddy. It’s cute.

    or as my kids say

    adordable

  38. he will be there when have you ever heard of an appendix being put BACK into the body?

  39. Oh you COCK, that vid is an hour and a half long??

    Dick. I started watching and was interested.

    http://tinyurl.com/yz5nwr2

  40. Oh yeah, it’s important if Dave can’t make it, but the poor disabled vet who is eating cat food to try to save enough money to go. . .

  41. she is only excited about mr and mrs rosetta I told her I gots me tickets and I’s be headin’ her way and nada not even a fake “that’s nice”

  42. dave’s goin

    I’m calling his bluff

  43. Einstein video stops at the end of lecture one? Cheap prick.

  44. I just cant believe you and herself are not coming

  45. sohos and the rest of the Houston … -ites, -ians, -ers … whatever: http://www.honorredwing.com/

  46. I’m not shittin you though, I’m gonna be like the Six Billion Dollar Man when they’re done (adjusted for inflation). (Don’t read anything into that “inflation” word, it’s fiscal).

    I’m gonna have laser beams, and a tan.

  47. I. Can’t. Wait. Rosetta is going to get a Dutch Rub™ when I meet him.

  48. Houstonians and that looks cool!

  49. I am SOOOOO excited to see you again and meet Mrs. Rosetta!!!

    *SMOOOOOOOOCHESSSSS!!!!!*

    It will be fun to see who kicks my ass first, you or Mrs Rosetta.

    I will say that she does have it down to a science.

    Good thing I’m super fast.

  50. dont forget about me….I owe you something like 10,0000elevnity noogies

  51. Hou-stoners.

  52. Sohos – I may yet make it barring any further financial set backs. . .

  53. sohos, MCPO is going, just not HERSELF

  54. Marcus is a certified badass. I am honored to have drunk several shots of tequila with him; I just wish I could remember what we talked about.

  55. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope so!

  56. Brew, Hotspur and I plan on giving Rosetta a major pink belly!

  57. Good thing I’m super fast.

    He’s quick. Like cobra.

    What chief? You mean you were thinking of NOT going? I’m SO out of the loop on things.

  58. 2 minutes after BrewFan (Top) meets Rosetta (Bottom)

    http://tinyurl.com/33a5qkl

  59. Rosetta is going to get a Dutch Rub™ when I meet him.

    Is that a cocktail? Sounds delicious.

    I heard that Dave isn’t going. What’s up with that?

  60. PJM – Damnit woman, read what I wrote. “barring any further financial set backs”, I plan on being there.

  61. I plan on giving Rosetta a major pink belly!

    Is that what they are calling it these days?

  62. Pretty cool collection of photos of airplanes in the boneyard:

    http://www.dhc-2.com/Monthan_Memories.html

  63. PJM – Damnit woman, read what I wrote. “barring any further financial set backs”, I plan on being there.

    which means you were thinking of not going and sohos new it but I didn’t.

  64. >> I heard that Dave isn’t going. What’s up with that?

    ROOK EYE ROSETTA-SAN! AWRAYS ROOK EYE!

  65. BrewFan, four seconds after we meet.

    http://tinyurl.com/32ym8f5

  66. While everyone is beating the crap out of rosetta, I’ll be sitting back drinking smugly at the bar

  67. I also knew it

  68. AAAAAARRRGHHHH!!! I AM SO GOING TO PINCH YOU!

  69. While everyone is beating the crap out of rosetta, I’ll be sitting back drinking smugly at the bar

    What’s a smugly? That sounds delicious.

  70. oops new fucking poat,
    my bad

  71. Brew, Hotspur and I plan on giving Rosetta a major pink belly!

    Does that have vodka in it? That sounds delicious.

  72. So, after Hussein Obama waved his hands at the Gulf, did the earth heal itself?

  73. “Good thing I’m super fast.”

    Ah huh……

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO6H8NFdYQ8

  74. What’s a smugly? That sounds delicious.

    Oh it’s this. It’s the best.

  75. Has anyone seen the movie Harry Brown, with Michael Caine? Is it any good?

  76. Does that have vodka in it?

    Dunno. You plan on drinking vodka?

  77. Rosetta is going to get a Dutch Dick Rub™ when I meet him.

    FTFY

    Off to catch Jeopardy. Promise not to play nice in my absence.

  78. Worst pick up line ever:

    Did you plug the hole yet, daddy?

  79. smugly?

    http://tinyurl.com/2wk7vgc

  80. Snowshoe, I am a shy, nervous person in real life and I am throwing up at the fact that all these amazing people are coming up to this party that I don’t even deserve to hostess.

    Be assured that my husband and I are pleased, astonished, and extremely gratified that you are coming to our shindig.

    Honestly, you have no idea what an honor this is for us.

    *gets the butterflies, yet again*

  81. I’ll take “Things In Water” for $1,000, Alex.

  82. 2nd kid’s in bed.

    http://bit.ly/9627hR

  83. Did you plug the hole yet, daddy?

    Fucking asshole has no shame at all. Who the fuck uses their own child as a political prop? Fucking Marxist douchenozzle!!

  84. LAURA. DO THE BREATHING THING AGAIN.

    chill, woman.

  85. Doublewood?

    *snigger*

  86. Honestly, you have no idea what an honor this is for us.

    Guess I’m going to have to bring pants, aren’t I?

  87. I’ll take “Things You Can’t Shave Your Head With” for $400 Alex.

    What is a mackerel?

  88. happy now sohos? I think you made laura puke

    meh, I have to leave now. Went to 3 different places looking for shoes for Graham so he can put flowers on the graves at Ft. Rosecrans tomorrow for Memorial Day. Going to the last place I can think of before I’m in trouble and wreak of FAIL!

  89. RACISSTTTT!!!!

  90. Laura – Would Scott be interested in a U.S. Navy Challenge Coin?

  91. PJM – What kind of shoes?

  92. chill, woman.

    *Breathes into plastic bag*

    *asphyxiates*

    *crinkle, crinkle, moannnn*

  93. Fucking asshole has no shame at all. Who the fuck uses their own child as a political prop? Fucking Marxist douchenozzle!!

    Agreed. You know she was like “wait…..I didn’t say that….”

    Whenever I think about that I watch the video of Chris Christie telling that teacher to pound sand and then go fuck herself.

  94. *remembers to pocket my 1/7 CAV coin.

    Gift. I wasn’t inna Army.

    PJSNOOKS. Two words: “Black. Magic. Marker”

    fix any shoe needs prettyin up.

  95. they have to be black dress, with no stitching on the top and they can’t be shiny. they have to shine them themselves. Problem is, the style right now is to have stitching on top.

    I went to G.I. Joe’s and Stars and Stripes. They don’t have his size and Payless just has them all wrong.

  96. ok I’m leaving

  97. It rubs the lotion on its plug hole.

  98. Wazzup!
    Rosie?

  99. pajama momma, I didn’t say you could leave.

  100. Awww I was just funnen lauraw I am so excited to meet everyone. I have butterflies as well. I am also excited b/c I have never been to CT and my Dad says it is beautiful. He has been several times.

  101. laura, if it’s half as awesome as the last two, it’ll be great.

    Especially that one last year where you pushed Dave into the ocean. Oh the laughs.

  102. Vmaximus?

    *bald portly man hug*

  103. >> *crinkle, crinkle, moannnn*

    I promised not to be a douchebag and just walk around the corner again. I promised!

    Oh. I forgot. There’s ten times me in awesomeness showing up for this one, with all these other dorks.

    *huffs Off*

  104. Scariest picture in the history of the Internet — http://i.imgur.com/4jWiP.jpg

    Not a soul in sight.

  105. SoHoS – The state flower is a granite boulder!

  106. Is Lady Gaga going to the meat up?

    Man I hope so because I like her.

  107. PJM, go to Payless Shoes, they have a black leather shoe no stitching.

  108. Rosetta! Groom your brows this time you fucking freak.

    http://tinyurl.com/34nj9ou

  109. Here Rosie, I have a yellow tomato that I grew from my garden. As soon as I get enough I am making yellow tomato soup.

    They are pretty good!

  110. So I just got a call from Count, who I have been waiting to pick me up for two hours, and he is at a Biker Bar called “Mother’s” in beautiful Baycliff Texas *snark* he dropped off some Harley parts and got roped into drankin’ beer with these guys….needless to say I bet yall I am still on here an hour from now….

  111. Mesa – Not to me. I’m a man who likes a challenge!

  112. Sohos your dad lied.

  113. Sohos I am 18 hours away, do you want me to give you a lift?

  114. I heard the Jonas Brothers are going to the meet-up….cool.

  115. he dropped off some Harley parts and got roped into drankin’ beer with these guysguys….needless to say I bet yall I am still on here an hour from now….

    Trouble brewin’

  116. Scott – Would you be interested in a Navy Challenge Coin?

  117. 18 hrs away from me or them? Will you be there vmax?

  118. Here Rosie, I have a yellow tomato that I grew from my garden. As soon as I get enough I am making yellow tomato soup.

    Please mail me some of that you selfish bastard!!

  119. Scott so CT isnt beautiful?

  120. I heard Sandy Bullock was going to the meat-up

  121. Trouble brewin’

    You have no idea.

  122. Awww Sohos, it’s too bad we won’t be in such a beautiful part of the state this time. We were more focused on accessibilty than natural beauty this particular trip.
    Basically we didn’t want all the travelers to have to drive through 2 hours of trees and hills to get to it from the airport.
    We will be in one of the flattest parts of the state, the CT River Valley as it runs through Windsor CT with all the tobacco fields and lush flatland. Not the pretty hilly stuff with babbling brooks.
    Honestly, nobody cares about the setting. It’s all just backdrop to what really goes on, which is funny friends and conversations, hugs, agreeable company, and past-midnight coke-fueled orgies.

    And that’s all that’s important, really, when you add it all up.

    *tilts head and smiles, while theme music plays*

  123. >> needless to say I bet yall I am still on here an hour from now….

    I can be there in 3.

    >> Scott so CT isnt beautiful?

    LI Sound is kinda murky lookin up to where the air is.

  124. Oh you COCK, that vid is an hour and a half long??

    Dick. I started watching and was interested.

    You’ve made your situation worse. The Humpy Minions are going to stomp you into RosettaGravyRedWaffleSauce.

    I am SOOOOO excited to see you again and meet Mrs. Rosetta!!!

    *SMOOOOOOOOCHESSSSS!!!!!*

    But not excited to see me. Fine. Whatever.

    *throws away can of Simonize purchased for use on the hump*

  125. If you wish Sohos I will be there *Calculates 10pm Friday + 18 add 1 for Central…)
    Will 5pm Saturday work?

    On its way Rosie, do you want the ‘maters or the soup?

  126. past-midnight coke-fueled orgies

    Dammit! Dammit to hell! Why have I always had to leave at 11:45?

  127. Are either of the Ws going to answer my question???

  128. Sandy lives right up the road from me I could pick her up. This girl lives in the subdivision over from me

    http://tinyurl.com/3yj2a4h

  129. >> Dammit! Dammit to hell! Why have I always had to leave at 11:45?

    Even worse. Your overnighters are snoozefests too.

    Have you ever danced with the devil by the light of the lighteryflamin shot glass?

  130. Tobacco fields in CT???????

  131. But not excited to see me. Fine. Whatever.

    Nice try.

    I distinctly remember kissing your ass already. No seconds, motherfucker.

  132. On its way Rosie, do you want the ‘maters or the soup?

    ‘mater soup please. And why aren’t you going to CT?

    *shoots Andy with cannon*

  133. Why have I always had to leave at 11:45?

    Remember Richard Pyror’s, “We gonna pitch a bitch at 11:30” routine?

  134. Bad math!
    oops 7pm? Sohos? Saturday?

  135. I distinctly remember kissing your ass already. No seconds, motherfucker.

    See, this is why we love you, whore.

  136. For those not in the know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenge_coin

  137. Tobacco fields in CT???????

    Bitch, we grow the best goddamn cigar wrappers in the world here. Get with the program.

    (big hugs because I called the nicest man on the innertubes a bitch and he didn’t deserve such)

  138. First thing I thought about when I wrote that, Chief. Hi-larious.

  139. Sandy lives right up the road from me I could pick her up.

    That would be nice. I could help her get over that tattoo’d dumbass.

  140. 1 bowel or yellow tomato soup on its way Rosey.

    Grow you bastages Grow!

  141. I distinctly remember kissing your ass already.

    She kissed my cheek, too.

    She’s the remora of luuuuv.

  142. I like when MCPO gets pissed off.

    By the way, Mrs Rosetta wants to meet you because she thinks you look like an older me.

    Which means there is a 90% chance that she’s going to try and kill you.

  143. 1 bowel or yellow tomato soup on its way Rosey.

    personally, I’d take the yellow tomato soup.

  144. It’s on here, Chief: http://amzn.to/apiuAl

    Ahh, the pre-PC ’70s. Back when Richard Pryor and Mel Brooks could laugh and laugh at shit like this.

  145. >> By the way, Mrs Rosetta wants to meet you because she thinks you look like an older me.

    The smell of death is all around you, foo.

  146. I really dont care where we are. I am just sooooo damn excited. July cant get here fast enough and I am so stoked to be celebrating turning 40 with yall!

  147. Lame!

    Rosetta – I will be sure to flatter your lovely bride up to the point where she pokes me in the eye with a fork.

  148. 1 bowel or yellow tomato soup on its way Rosey.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    http://tinyurl.com/32at9jg

  149. As the new girl I guess I have to say it – That song sucked. :-)

    If you like the relativity lecture check out the MIT channel on youtube they have tons of physics lectures.

  150. whattup? who’s the new chick?

  151. Heheh
    Bowl not whatever I said

    1 view of paradise? Just 1?
    DSC_8431

  152. I got stopped from stealing bandwith on that linky Rosie it was like a Native American telling me NO!

  153. >> I am so stoked to be celebrating turning 40 with yall!

    And I am so stoked not to be turning 51 with y’all.

    Sorry you gonna miss that.

    Actually I expect this gathering to kilt me. But if I get to see Rosetta in the speedos again, it’ll be worth it.

    Two times in one lifetime. Who could ask for more?

  154. Rosetta – I will be sure to flatter your lovely bride up to the point where she pokes me in the eye with a fork.

    Wear an eye patch, Ruprecht.

  155. Hi Jenn1964.
    My baby Bro was born in 1964.

  156. No, you’re a bowel.

  157. Jenn – Talk any engineers into buying large amounts of gadgetry today?

  158. Dave, are you going to CT or not?

  159. Has Jenn met xbrad yet?

  160. so rosie is getting a bowel OR some yellow tomatoes?

  161. Wear an eye patch, Ruprecht.

    Hahahaha. I wish Sky was here to totally not get that.

  162. Is Jen real? If so Hiya!

  163. No, you’re a bowel.

    Hahahahahahaha.

  164. No, unfortunately but I made my numbers for the mnth and I managed to get out of the end of month function at a reasonable time so all is well

  165. >> Dave, are you going to CT or not?

    Only to pour coffee in your lap, Finklestein.

    Frankly if the missus wasn’t accompanying you, I’d be all “meh”.

  166. I’m real, Hiya.

  167. Has Jenn met xbrad yet?

    xbrad is the ‘other’ brother.

  168. “http://tinyurl.com/32ckzkd”

    hahahahahahahahaha….yes.

  169. ‘maters Sohos.
    I have had too much to drink, err spell or somthin.

  170. PJ, check your email please.

  171. “And Caesar’s spirit, raging for revenge,
    With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
    Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
    Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war,
    That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
    With carrion men, groaning for burial.”

  172. I say yes, you get there when you can vmax I bet its a great ride ;)

  173. Wow
    TORCHED!

  174. Ok. Count is here I am outtie be back soon

  175. Nice
    GOLDEN GUNS

  176. Laura, since I can’t be there in the flesh, I’d like to be there in spirits. I picked up one of these and would like to send it to you as the Official Meat-Up Muddler. Please shoot me an address on gmail?
    http://is.gd/ctPxJ

  177. So, who am I going to start a fight with tonight?

    Are do I have to be on my best behavior around company?

  178. Only to pour coffee in your lap, Finklestein.

    I love tequila.

    Sohofolomofohojo has to do 40 shots in July. That will go well.

    http://tinyurl.com/ywr5h7

  179. So, who am I going to start a fight with tonight?

    Why do you have to be an asshole all the time?

  180. Mesa, was that wiser?

  181. A muddler????

    OMFGTHATISFUCKINGAWESOME!!!1!1!11!!!!!1!1!!

  182. Actually I expect this gathering to kilt me.

    http://tinyurl.com/37lab2

  183. Vmax, I have a baby brother born in 1964. He’s a good one.

  184. Are do I have to be on my best behavior around company?

    English, motherfucker! Learn it, use it!

  185. PA, I don’t even want to know what you ladies plan on doing with that thing.

    * shudder *

  186. Good night my Zany, whacky lovable friends!

    Calling it a night.

    Fight me you bastage wizer!

    good night

  187. So, who am I going to start a fight with tonight?

    Any Mets fan’s around? GO BREWERS!!

  188. Mets? we don’t allow those fags to hang out here….

  189. Hahaha, Andy. In Laura’s hands all bets are OFF!

  190. Richard, if you find yourself in a conversation with someone you don’t want to talk to, say “Did you plug the hole yet, Mrs Wiserbud?”.

    Then after she hits you, you won’t have to talk to that person again.

  191. Hi PattyAnn! *Blows kisses*

  192. Hi Mare!
    By Mare!

  193. Hey Brew *blows

  194. Then after she hits you, you won’t have to talk to that person again.

    *info to give to PJM……

  195. Any Mets fan’s around?

    Nope. But there are punctuation fans around.

  196. dammit

    Hey Brew *blows kisses back*

  197. Fight me you bastage wizer!

    notice he leaves immediately after throwing down the gauntlet….

  198. Hey Brew *blows

    *thud*

  199. Scott looks happy!

    http://tinyurl.com/34ejbjz

  200. Oh, hells yes!

    Invasion USA just came on one of the 27 Showtime channels I have. Nothing like some classic Chuck Norris ass-kicking.

  201. Hey Brew *blows

    omg, she killed him.

  202. Hey Brew *blows

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

  203. Vmax, I have a baby brother born in 1964. He’s a good one.

    Do you also have an evil one? Because that would make family reunions more interesting.

  204. Nope. But there are punctuation fans around.

    And they admit’s it?

  205. Hey, I’m on drugs! Leave me alooooooone….

  206. Think I’m askert of Mrs. Rosetta?

    http://tinyurl.com/2vkj484

    Damned right I am!

  207. Nope. But there are punctuation fans around.

    Hahahahahaha.

    For absolutely no reason at all this is the funniest thread ever.

  208. Rosie, what’s the title of tonight’s tranny video you plan to watch?

  209. “Wear an eye patch, Ruprecht.

    Hahahaha. I wish Sky was here to totally not get that.”

    I’m here to totally not get that now. *blink*

  210. For absolutely no reason at all this is the funniest thread ever.

    DON’T YOU PATRONIZE ME!!!!!!!

  211. (that’s what we call a “softball”)

  212. Has someone warned the CT potato merchants about Rosetta coming for a visit? They might want to shut down that week.

  213. Nope. But there are punctuation fans around.

    Where was Mr. Pedant when bowels of tomato soup were flowing?

  214. Hey, I’m on drugs! Leave me alooooooone….

    *tackles PatriciaAnnabella, gives her “close encounter of the 9th kind”*

  215. Here’s last year’s pre-meetup trip to the firing range: http://bit.ly/b6EWJE

  216. They might want to shut down that week.

    Shut down? This is big money time for them!

    guess we (I) scared Jenn away?

  217. Brew, what color sock do you have stuffed in your underware right now?

  218. Patty Ann,
    I totally thought of you when I saw this(and I’m ashamed):
    http://tinyurl.com/2udjl6t

    Xbad went to his bunk!

  219. Has someone warned the CT potato merchants about Rosetta coming for a visit? They might want to shut down that week.

    What the fuck are you talking about? They’re going to do a brisk business.

  220. Rosie, what’s the title of tonight’s tranny video you plan to watch?

    Man/Woman of LaMuncha

  221. OKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMA

  222. Sky!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqMc9B7uDV8

  223. Rosie, what’s the title of tonight’s tranny video you plan to watch?

    It’s not a movie, Rooster. It’s a live webcam of when Ed Balls meets Dick Pole.

    It’s fun after they get to “know” each other.

  224. What the fuck are you talking about? They’re going to do a brisk business.

    You’re right. I don’t want to see the blood streaming down the back of his legs from trying to substitute potato chips for the Russetts.

  225. Brew, what color sock do you have stuffed in your underware right now?

    Paging the Spelling Nazi!!!

  226. Ruprect the monkey boy was one of the funniest characters ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqMc9B7uDV8

  227. Has Jenn met xbrad yet?

    No, tried to arrange a meetup when I was in Seattle, but she had a sales meeting.

  228. Awright, steak’s about to come off the grill. Back later.

  229. So, Rosetta, yer bring the lovely bride to this meet-up?

    Have you ever considered swapping?

  230. Hey Brew *blows

    Hahahahahahaha. Seriously, that’s the best comment ever.

  231. Gotta be quicker than that around here, Jenn.

    Of course Sky needs to watch all these 7 or 8 times anyway.

  232. Paging the Spelling Nazi!!!

    Leave M’o””o”n””’ out of it, cheese sniffer. I knew what I was typing. Haven’t you ever seen a double boiler before?

  233. See, who needs to watch a whole movie when I have you guys to give me the funneh bits?

  234. Sky’s netflix list is getting longer and longer.

  235. Apparently. I don’t know her but her movie knowledge seems to be lacking :-)

  236. So, Rosetta, yer bring the lovely bride to this meet-up?

    Have you ever considered swapping?

    Yes. And yes but I don’t think your dress will fit me.

  237. OKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMAOKLAHOMA

    Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ..
    ..
    .

    Thank you.

  238. Jenn is in King County?

    I’m sorry.

  239. And, xbrad, all of these movies are going behind all the classic Doctor Who that Mr. Ember has never seen. I may never get to them. Plus, there’s still Mr. Ember’s top list of movies to make me watch, which I believe is headed up by Raising Arizona and The Heathers.

  240. Sky still has not seen “North By Northwest”, or ANY of the classic Hitchcock films!
    SHUN Her!

  241. Yes. And yes but I don’t think your dress will fit me.

    try taking out the falsies.

  242. The mosquitos are smarming. I gave up fishing them out of my drink.

  243. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    May I take your trident, sirr?

  244. “Sky still has not seen “North By Northwest”, or ANY of the classic Hitchcock films!
    SHUN Her!”

    You love me and you know it, Chrispy. Shut your whore mouth.

  245. Goodnight morons. I know this is hard to believe but I need my beauty sleep.

  246. No I am in Lynnwood.

  247. Apparently. I don’t know her but her movie knowledge seems to be lacking

    We love her anyway, but she needs to SHUT UP WOMAN AND WATCH GROSSE POINTE BLANK!

  248. I put an extra “r” in there on purpose.

  249. Yes I do, dear, but I must keep up the facade, lest you hubby get jealous.

  250. Actually, Raising Arizona and Heathers aren’t bad movies. No Hitchcock, to be sure, but every girl should see ’em at some point.

  251. “We love her anyway, but she needs to SHUT UP WOMAN AND WATCH GROSSE POINTE BLANK!”

    Doesn’t seem quite as catch as GET ON MY HORSE, Tristan.

  252. No I am in Lynnwood.

    Still too close to the center of the Abyss.

  253. youth is not a crime.

    but it is sooo wasted on the young.

    Rosetta, catch!

    http://tinyurl.com/mlcoec

  254. Another excellent scene from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels skip ahead to 1:50

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgD5qmwKPA

  255. “Yes I do, dear, but I must keep up the facade, lest you hubby get jealous.”

    For some reason, he won’t come hang out at H2. Which is good, because I’d be afraid of what he might do to my Tristan.

  256. So, jenn already knows xbrad?

    poor girl.

  257. Nothing I hate like a smarmy mosquito.

  258. I recruited her, Wiser.

    I doubt she’ll ever forgive me.

  259. I know this is hard to believe but I need my beauty sleep.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Was it Brew that unintentionally started the wrong movie tag line joke thread? I think that it was.

    YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS!!11!!

  260. Rosetta, I am not coming to your room in July, so stop asking me.

    http://tinyurl.com/ybe2a5j

  261. “but every girl should see ‘em at some point.”

    xbrad is our resident expert in girly shows and movies.

  262. Oh I might. :-) So far it’s been fun.

  263. “xbrad is our resident expert in girly shows and movies.”

    I don’t know any actual wimmens that watch One Tree Hill. Just Xbrad.

  264. Hahaha, ChrisP, xBad found that bad girl a few weeks ago. I haven’t seen him since.

    I loved Raising Arizona.

  265. well, you know what this calls for, don’t you?

    The official Xbrad “welcome” video!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ERegJ0Tow

  266. >> I loved Raising Arizona.

    Arizona has grown tall, and strong.

    Good work.

  267. Sky, I don’t know ANYONE who admits to watching OTH.

    I was stunned to find there’s entire forums devoted to it. Buffy? Sure, that I understand. But OTH? I mean, I don’t have a life, but even I just WATCH the show, not try to deconstruct it.

  268. Was it Brew that unintentionally started the wrong movie tag line joke thread?

    Yeah, it was. And I still think it’s hilarious which thread that happened in.

  269. http://tinyurl.com/ybe2a5j

    AAAAHHHH!

    *shower*

  270. Haha, Dave. Da Movie.

  271. for the record, Wiser, my pickup line is, “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”

  272. Heathers. Mheh.

    “They seem to have an open door policy on assholes…”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-3rikUQ34

  273. “for the record, Wiser, my pickup line is, “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?””

    One of my all time favorites.

  274. Ah haw haw haw haaaaaawwwww.

  275. Has jenn ever seen xbrad in person?

    I imagine it went something like this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPlM6vvr3o

  276. Yeah, it was. And I still think it’s hilarious which thread that happened in.

    I know we just talked about this but what thread was it?

    That was a 4-diaper joke thread.

  277. skip ahead to 1:50

    Jenn, if you do the URL like this, it’ll skip directly to 1:50: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgD5qmwKPA#t=1m50s

    /video professor

  278. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RcrFHfwNh4

  279. I imagine it went something like this.


    Hahahahahahahahahaha.

  280. I know we just talked about this but what thread was it?

    Rosetta the Racist.

  281. For some reason, he won’t come hang out at H2. Which is good, because I’d be afraid of what he might do to my Tristan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98W7zg2ByKY

  282. Rosetta the Racist.

    Not that twatwaffle. He’s a DICK!

  283. >> I imagine it went something like this.

    Fuck. Mrs. Wiser did that when I pulled into their driveway.

    By the way bud, how’s the cat?

  284. I wish the Video Professor hung out here.

    Hey, one of my friends wants to know, do you sell a video on how to get my gas mask out of a goat’s ass?

  285. Hey, one of my friends wants to know, do you sell a video on how to get my gas mask out of a goat’s ass?

    A chainsaw. You’ll be needing another goat, too.

    /video professor

  286. By the way bud, how’s the cat?

    we finally got the stains out of his fur. You perv.

  287. How hard is it for people to understand the when someone is wearing earphones, THEY DON’T WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO YOU?

  288. Yes. Give me your credit card number and a ship to.

  289. BiW, are you making it to CT?

  290. goat/Rosetta/Wiserbud Centipede?

  291. Hey, one of my friends wants to know, do you sell a video on how to get my gas mask out of a goat’s ass?

    No need. Just remove it from your face. Duh.

  292. I’ve never seen The Wizard of Oz. Read all the books when I was young, though.

  293. HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

  294. BiW, are you making it to CT?

    I’m trying to make it work. So I’m planning to make it right now.

  295. Fuck. Mrs. Wiser

    That sounds like a damn good idea……..

    brb

  296. >> BiW, are you making it to CT?

    He’s flying in with an emergency shipment of rhetoric.

    Before Connecticutians can’t talk without verbs and shit. Mission of mercy.

  297. I’ve never seen The Wizard of Oz. Read all the books when I was young, though.

    A brilliant segway, and that’s where you take it?

  298. What’s taking Wiser so long?

  299. I’ve never seen The Wizard of Oz. Read all the books when I was young, though.

    you haven’t seen it until you’ve seen it with DSotM playing in sync.

  300. “A brilliant segway, and that’s where you take it?”

    Yeah, that was a large bucket of FAIL on my part. Punish me however you see fit.

  301. Is he back yet?

  302. He’s flying in with an emergency shipment of rhetoric.

    Before Connecticutians can’t talk without verbs and shit. Mission of mercy.

    But being arbitrary and caprecious and shit, I have decided that for Dave in Ocean, nothing.

  303. What’s taking Wiser so long?

    She was asleep. I don’t think I woke her up though, so it’s all good.

  304. I’ve never seen The Wizard of Oz. Read all the books when I was young, though.

    Do you buy into the idea that the Wizard of Oz was a critique of American monetary policy in the 1880’s?

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_interpretations_of_The_Wonderful_Wizard_of_Oz

  305. Wiser is evidence that not all Minutemen were in Massachusetts.

  306. Hahahahahahaha. That thread is hilarious.

    Sorry folks! Park’s closed! But I’ll open it if you SUCK MY DICK!! OR COCK!!!
    Comment by wiserbud on October 18, 2008 6:55 pm

    Hahahahahaha.

    The fact that this blog hasn’t won any awards is a fucking crime.

  307. Yeah, that was a large bucket of FAIL on my part. Punish me however you see fit.

    *considers scenario requiring some lengths of rope, a stiff paddle, a few yards of visqueen, five gallons of vegetable oil, a set of castinettes, and a midget*

  308. >> I have decided that for Dave in Ocean, nothing.

    Rosetta’s in 237.

    Knock three times.

    http://tinyurl.com/ybe2a5j

  309. Oh, shit.

    If we ever get Jenn and Leon talking about math and trannies, we’ll never hear the end it.

  310. Dave in Ocean,

    wiserbride and I have decided that Dave needs a classier name.

    Dave dans l’océan

  311. The fact that this blog hasn’t won any awards is a fucking crime.

    That’s not entierly true. TBOM did win “Stretch of the Year” award of 2009 from Goatse Illustrated.

  312. Why I haven’t I met Jenn?

    *puts on something that looks like pants*

    Hi Jenn.

  313. “*considers scenario requiring some lengths of rope, a stiff paddle, a few yards of visqueen, five gallons of vegetable oil, a set of castinettes, and a midget*”

    *on the edge of her seat*

  314. If you’ve not seen “The Wizard Of Oz”, perhaps you could watch “The Wizard Of OZ on Acid.
    Check out “Tin Man”.
    Disturbing…

  315. The fact that this blog hasn’t won any awards is a fucking crime.

    Well, to be totally honest, H1 was funnier. Especially towards the end.

  316. I wish there was a BP hole-plugging device called “Daddy’s Fingers”.

  317. Watch it backwards listening to Dark Side of the Moon.

    heavy shit man. Very heavy.

  318. Here’s how musically FAIL I am.

    I heard a cool tune the other day, and looked hi and low for it. I figured it was brand new.

    Then I was watching OTH last night. From 2005 and it was on the soundtrack.

    Way to keep up.

  319. Hey ya

  320. Do you buy into the idea that the Wizard of Oz was a critique of American monetary policy in the 1880′s?

    Oh hell no. It was about man’s struggle to avoid pessimism as he struggles to find a place for himself in the universe at the same time he denies God and his sovereignty over all creation.

  321. Hey ya

    What do you want to talk about, Jenn?

  322. Watch it backwards listening to Dark Side of the Moon.

    I like watching while listening to “Sesame Street Sings The Sex Pistols”

    fuh-reaky.

  323. It was about man’s struggle to avoid pessimism as he struggles to find a place for himself in the universe at the same time he denies God and his sovereignty over all creation.

    Fuck you.

  324. I went back and watched TWoO a couple years ago. It was a much darker (and shorter) movie than I remembered.

    Rosetta, shame about that house landing on your sister.

  325. Or anything by Andy Williams.

    Roger Waters was a sneaky muther

  326. I like watching while listening to “Sesame Street Sings The Sex Pistols”

    Fuck you. Big Bird singing “Pretty Vacant” was lifechanging, man. Lifechanging.

  327. I wish there was a BP hole-plugging device called “Daddy’s Fingers”.

    The Ford Fistiva

  328. What if c-a-t really spelled “dog”?

  329. Wonder if Michael counted the clarinets?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODu888i14-I

  330. Hey you can find lots of good music on soundtracks thats how I found this group

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN0yI-ambNY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmKntdIrDyE&feature=related

    Heard em on The Crow soundtrack

  331. Sky, you can’t be scared unless you’ve been scared by a flying monkey.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESI19h4wDo

  332. What if c-a-t really spelled “dog”?

    Then we would all ponder the existance of Tac?

  333. Hyundai Leaf Coffin

  334. What do you want to talk about, Jenn?

    I’ll discuss anything although I have been known to get bitchy occassionally.

  335. Jenn, never really liked TKK.

    My taste in music is pedestrian and puerile.

    This was the song I thought was new:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

  336. Or anything by Andy Williams.

    Speaking of Andy Williams, I met Merle Osmond last week.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtLUMp7DV_w

  337. I’ll discuss anything although I have been known to get bitchy occassionally.

    Same here.

    Can you juggle? I can’t.

  338. although I have been known to get bitchy occassionally.

    Kat?

  339. Can you juggle? I can’t.

    That’s not what Ed Balls said.

  340. Well, I have no rhythm so I need something that slaps me in the face.

  341. I’ll discuss anything

    Latex: Boon to mankind or stepping stone to rubber fists?

    Discuss.

  342. Kat?

    Hahahahahahaha.

    I don’t what it takes to piss off a grandma in Iowa but you did it.

    WIN!!!!

  343. I’ll discuss anything

    Making your own feminine napkins for fun or profit.

  344. Well, I have no rhythm so I need something that slaps me in the face.

    Low. Hanging. (Hospital). Fruit.

  345. That’s not what Ed Balls said.

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  346. I don’t what it takes to piss off a grandma in Iowa …..

    Neither do I, but thank God it did not involve nudity.

  347. Making your own feminine napkins for fun or profit.

    the homemade ones chafe.

  348. I would say that that is a false choice, latex is obviously a boon. the advent of the latex condom and fetish wear prove that but obviously any product can be put to evil use. Although I know a few people who would consider a rubber fist a boon in and of itself but they are generally wretches who can’t find a live person to fist them so they don’t really count.

  349. Rufies: Cause of or soultion to all of man’s problems.

    Dicsuss.

  350. Who is coming over for the grilled picnic ham and Mac salad tomorrow?

  351. I’m functioning on brain stem only.

    Joke thread?

    Beuhler?

    Lady Gaga?

  352. I think Jenn was discussing Rosetta above. It’s like she sees his soul.

  353. Macaroni salad? I’m in.

  354. but they are generally wretches who can’t find a live person to fist them so they don’t really count.

    Well, that proves that she knows xbrad.

  355. I was looking through the joke threads the other night. I was conspicuous by my absence.

    Got’s no funneh.

  356. Joke thread?

    Worst names to give to your cat.

    Sticky.

  357. Rufies: Cause of or soultion to all of man’s problems.

    Dicsuss.

    http://tinyurl.com/3xewfox

  358. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Jerry.

  359. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Football.

  360. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Lover.

  361. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Trojan

  362. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Muddler.

    *lightbulb comes on. This was the inspiration for Mulder!*

  363. Obama

  364. I would say that that is a false choice, latex is obviously a boon. the advent of the latex condom and fetish wear prove that but obviously any product can be put to evil use. Although I know a few people who would consider a rubber fist a boon in and of itself but they are generally wretches who can’t find a live person to fist them so they don’t really count.

    Please comment here more often.

    MOM!!! I LIKE JENN!!!!!!

  365. Worst names to give to your cat.

    okay, that topic sucks

  366. Butch

  367. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Cumdumpster

  368. Off to bed, I’m a sleepy head.

  369. Or Spike

  370. Man I can’t believe it’s only 8:45 it seems like this week has gone forever.

    Oh and in honor of Rosetta

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xMZ_-6xQRA

    This girl pooped up the other day in an End the Fed t-shirt that started making e-mail rounds.

    http://conservativeshemale.wordpress.com/2010/05/21/apparently-ron-pauls-anti-fed-message-is-making-inroads/

  371. Alfalfa

  372. nite, AARP recruiter

  373. Hey Brew *blows

  374. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Raggot.

  375. MCPO, answer me!

  376. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Shit My Dad Says

    Guys My Mom Blows

    Social Diseases My Sister Has

  377. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Mommy’s Little Licker

  378. Worst names to give to your cat.

    ratfucker

  379. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Curried Chicken

  380. popped not pooped :-P

  381. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    How I fucked your Mother

  382. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Two and a Half Inches

  383. Worst names to give to your cat.

    Dim sum

  384. Rosetta, Laura gets the muddler, you get the used badminton birdie.

  385. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    CSI – Somalia



  386. Um…best video ever.

    Jenn kicks ass. Let’s boot someone off the island so Jenn can hang.

    I vote that we put BiW in the wood chipper.

  387. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The OJ Simpsons

  388. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Shit My Dad Says

    Guys My Mom Blows

    Social Diseases My Sister Has

    Shooting up with Mr. Cooper

  389. You can’t put BiW in the wood chipper.

    It’s his turn to buy drinks for me next time.

  390. Worst name to give your cat

    A pair of cats: Sweet & Sour

  391. I vote that we put BiW in the wood chipper.

    ummmm…… when’s the last time PJM has said anything funny or interesting?

    Just asking…..

  392. This one

  393. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Orifice

  394. I vote that we put BiW in the wood chipper.

    We sold the wood chipper on eBay while you were on vacation.

    But we do have Sea Bass.

  395. The New Adventures of Christine’s Old Vajayjay.

  396. “I vote that we put BiW in the wood chipper.”

    You back off BiW. *bristles. grabs baseball bat*

  397. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Sabrina, the Teenage Whore

  398. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The B-Team

  399. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    iCarly’s Free Adult webcam

  400. Hannah Does Montana. And a goodly portion of Idaho.

  401. Rosetta, Laura gets the muddler, you get the used badminton birdie.

    Wait a minute…..

    you son of a……

    http://tinyurl.com/2bqcqsf

  402. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Live with Regis and Some Skank

  403. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    America’s Got Herpes

  404. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    BJ’s for the Bear

  405. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    So You Think You Can Fuck

  406. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Murphy Brown-Noser

  407. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    30 Cocks

  408. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Very, Very Bad Wife.

  409. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Dirty BlowJobs.

  410. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    60 Minutes of Andy Rooney. Nude.

  411. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    America’s Funniest Home Bukakke Videos

  412. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Advice From Granny with Dr. Ruth

  413. In Plain Shite.

  414. You back off BiW. *bristles. grabs baseball bat*

    *drags Sky off to my bedroom to steal her virtue*

  415. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Lust

  416. The Very, Very Bad Wife.

    Heh.

  417. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Nanny-state

  418. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Three Men and a Douchebag

  419. What are we talking about?

  420. “*drags Sky off to my bedroom to steal her virtue*”

    *pretends to be virtuous*

  421. *drags Sky off to my bedroom to steal her virtue*

    heh heh heh. too late, buddy.

  422. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Kate and Allie and Daddy’s Fingers

  423. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Big Bang Theory starring 2 and a Half men

  424. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Three Men and Andy.

  425. *pretends to be virtuous*

    *pretends to make it an experience to remember for Sky*

  426. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Without a Facial

  427. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    TJ’s Hookers

  428. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    McMillan and Sgt. Enwright (Because Susan St. James is a beard, baby!)

  429. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Malcolm in the Middle of Two and a Half Men

  430. “*pretends to make it an experience to remember for Sky*”

    Bwahahaha. +1. Win-win!

  431. Does anyone know the origins of the word twat waddle?

    Sign me, just wonderin’

  432. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Gun Smoker

  433. Malcolm in the Middle of Two and a Half Men

    MOM!!!!!

  434. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Desperate Xbrads

  435. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    That’s Rosie

    Featuring Rosie O’Donnell in the role of Rosetta

  436. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Hill Street Blue Oysters

  437. Featuring Rosie O’Donnell in the role of Rosetta

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  438. Kate and Allie and Daddy’s Fingers

    proudest moment of my life……

  439. PattyAnn, the shuttlecocks (snicker … I just said cocks) are on the lawn of the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City.

  440. Bwahahaha. +1. Win-win!

    Nothing is too good for you, my love. Except for MCPO’s home movies. No matter how “enlightened” society thinks it is, it just isn’t ready for Man-Alpaca love.

  441. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Queens of Queens

  442. Jake and Fast Man.

  443. proudest moment of my life……

    So you have nothing more to achieve. Good. Hold still.

    *lights match…*

  444. “Nothing is too good for you, my love. Except for MCPO’s home movies. No matter how “enlightened” society thinks it is, it just isn’t ready for Man-Alpaca love.”

    I appreciate that you wouldn’t subject me to that, dearest. Even I have to draw a line somewhere.

  445. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Voyeurs

  446. Sesame Streetwalkers.

  447. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Legally Blind

  448. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    As The Gibbs Spins

  449. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Family Gay – The Story of Jewstin

  450. NCIS: Millington

  451. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Gay’s Anatomy

  452. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Everybody Fists Raymond

  453. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    90211 – So Fucking Close.

  454. I appreciate that you wouldn’t subject me to that, dearest. Even I have to draw a line somewhere.

    I figure the dry heaves after an hour of Wiser’s lame pick up lines meant you could use a break. Here, let me rub your feet.

  455. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Lemon Party of Five

  456. “shuttlecocks”

    + 1,000 good points

    I was wondering if anyone else knew the other word for Birdie hahaha

  457. Why is my whiskey glass empty?

  458. NCIS: Millington

    When I was there Millington needed NCIS.

  459. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    FUCK

  460. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The XXX Files

  461. “I figure the dry heaves after an hour of Wiser’s lame pick up lines meant you could use a break. Here, let me rub your feet.”

    You’re so thoughtful. You understand the terrors that I get from some of these barbarians.

  462. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Democrats Say The Stupidest Fucking Things

  463. Lemon Party of Five

    Heh.

  464. Speaking of after dinner mints … ahahahahahaha!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUe4USuqnBM&feature=popt17us05

    Mare, in particular, will like this one.

  465. “Why is my whiskey glass empty?”

    Let me fix that, sugar. *pours BiW a double*

  466. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Two and a Half Minivans

  467. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Two and a Half Goatses

  468. F.A.G.

  469. You’re so thoughtful. You understand the terrors that I get from some of these barbarians.

    All part of my evil Christianist plan to convert you from heathenism to Christianistism, my dear. Communion wafer?

  470. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    G*A*S*H

  471. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Dr. Goo

  472. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Tyler Perry’s Slave Auction

  473. “All part of my evil Christianist plan to convert you from heathenism to Christianistism, my dear. Communion wafer?”

    Can you eat communion wafers with whiskey?

  474. Two and a Half Minivans

    I’m not linking that pic of me and Mr. Cyn about to give Ms. Cyn two Shocker’s and a Minivan…

  475. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Everybody Loves Blowjobs

  476. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Poonanny 9-1-1

  477. Can I have my apostrophe back?

  478. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Big Gangbang Theory

  479. Touched in the Swimsuit Area by an Angel.

  480. Can you eat communion wafers with whiskey?

    In some of the Canadian churches, yes. Miss Manners actually says that sacremental wine is better, but we don’t have such things in my pro-test-ant sect, so whiskey is fine, beer in a pinch.

  481. Well I am out early tonight. CYA later all

  482. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Full-Contact Cooking with Rachel Ray

  483. Little Ho’s on the Prairie.

  484. “In some of the Canadian churches, yes. Miss Manners actually says that sacremental wine is better, but we don’t have such things in my pro-test-ant sect, so whiskey is fine, beer in a pinch.”

    Well, everything’s better with whiskey. I’m not really a beer girl, though.

  485. Two and a Half Pedophiles

  486. Well, everything’s better with whiskey. I’m not really a beer girl, though.

    Depends on the beer. Being a Great Lakes Kid, I’m partial to Canadian Brews myself.

  487. Ember, you and your boytoy need to get with the program here.

    ^see what I did there?

  488. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Mary Tyler Moorehead

  489. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Price is Your Virginity

  490. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    A locked room, a pile of cash, and one knife: Reality gets real.

  491. Are You Hotter Than a Fifth Grader?

  492. “Ember, you and your boytoy need to get with the program here.

    ^see what I did there?”

    I did see that. It was almost clever. Have a gold star.

  493. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Whiskey and Scissors

  494. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Wheel of Torture

  495. Samantha Whore.

  496. Are You Hotter Than a Fifth Grader?

    If I was just a little less of a semi-decent human being, I’d root for Michael and his pursuit of wiserdaughter, but she’s too young for mental abuse that profound.

  497. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    The Biggest Boozer

  498. Really Diff’rent Strokes

    (RIP, Gary)

  499. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    You Can’t Win

  500. 8 Simple Rules for Fucking My Daughter

  501. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Incest the Heat of the Night

  502. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Don’t do Heroin in the living room.

  503. If I was just a little less of a semi-decent human being…

    In other words, you liked that one, huh? I’m still laughing at that one myself.

  504. *whispers passages from the Story of O in Sky’s naughty, naughty ear*

  505. Dr. Phil’s Fingers.

  506. In other words, you liked that one, huh? I’m still laughing at that one myself.

    It was clever in a “Oh, we are soooo going to Hell for that” kind of way.

  507. CSI-Guantanamo

  508. BiW is pretty quick to comment on funneh.

    But not to bring it.

  509. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    You’ve Got FAIL!

  510. “*whispers passages from the Story of O in Sky’s naughty, naughty ear*”

    You know how to make a gal happy. *pours BiW a triple*

  511. It was clever in a “Oh, we are soooo going to Hell for that” kind of way.

    well, if Daddy’s Fingers simply greased the skids, that one basically gave me a really big push down the slide….

  512. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Deaf and Dumb Justice

  513. America’s Got Talent Herpes.

  514. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Gays of Our Lives

  515. The Fresh Douche of Bel-Air

  516. I didn’t know XBrad had an acting career…you mean he wasn’t acting???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBjMXfAn5gU&feature=fvw

  517. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Magnum, Bi

  518. Genital Hospital.

  519. America’s Got Talent Herpes.

    Hey….. good one.

    Comment by wiserbud on May 29, 2010 12:02 am
    CBS’s new fall lineup-

    America’s Got Herpes

  520. *whispers passages from the Story of O in Sky’s naughty, naughty ear*

    Back off, lawboy!

    *Leaves copy of Delta of Venus on porch*

  521. America’s Got Talent Herpes.

    Good one, Copy McRepeaterson

  522. *Leaves copy of Delta of Venus on porch*

    Anias Nin? Really? Don’t leave much to the imagination, do you Jimmy Olson?

    *waives a copy of Fear of Flying in Sky’s direction*

  523. Sorry, Wiser. I was wondering how I thought of tat.

    Bun-anza

  524. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    Dora the Undocumented Explorer

  525. CBS’s new fall lineup-

    According to Jizz

  526. I think I was 12 when I read Fear of Flying.

    The lesbian parts were good.

  527. Stalker, I love you.

    But BiW is the Tristan to my Isolde.

  528. OK, my laptop’s battery is dying. Gonna go. I’ll catch you guys like a social disease.

  529. But BiW is the Tristan to my Isolde.

    Isolde: How many did you love before me?
    Tristan: None.
    Isolde: And after me?
    Tristan: None.

  530. Ice Road Fuckers.

    Okay, I’m out of ideas here.

  531. TRISTAN LIES!!!

  532. “Ice Road Fuckers.”

    Okay, that one made me giggle.

  533. It’s definitely run its course.

    So now what are we talking about?

  534. TRISTAN LIES!!!

    Shut yer cockholster, flameboi.

  535. “TRISTAN LIES!!!”

    Gunna go with Tristan over Wiserbud here. Just sayin’.

  536. Stalker, I love you.

    But BiW is the Tristan to my Isolde.

    That would probably hurt more if I knew anything about opera.

  537. Ice Road Fuckers.

    Deadliest Snatch

  538. “Deadliest Snatch”

    Brinin’ the funneh late. That one also made me giggle.

  539. Hahahaha. It’s got the crabs.

  540. That would probably hurt more if I knew anything about opera medieval romance.

    Fixed it for you. Philistine.

  541. Am I the only one who is digging this:

    http://jonah-hex.warnerbros.com/

  542. ‘Night homos

  543. That would probably hurt more if I knew anything about opera medieval romance HTML tags.

    Fixed it for you. Philistine Dumbass.

  544. Sapiens, I mean

  545. I need to go to bed too. I’m taking Jake to Cabelas tomorrow.

  546. “Am I the only one who is digging this:”

    Hadn’t even heard of it. Trailer looks entertaining.

  547. G’night, quitters.

  548. Where’s your Tristan now, huh?

  549. “Where’s your Tristan now, huh?”

    He’ll be back for me. In the meantime, stalker, have some whiskey. *pours a double*

  550. *gulps whiskey*

    Thanks, Ember. Are you still looking for local jobs down there, or are you moving back to Reno?

  551. We’re going to bite the bullet and move back to Reno. The good news is, if we need to, we can live with my mother for a while. The bad news is, we may have to live with my mother for a while.

    But, there are a few jobs that Mr. Ember is totally qualified for at the University – which means awesome benefits, super-cheap daycare, and I can go back to school at a discount, which would be phenomenal. There’s not a lot of sales jobs available out there, but if the hubby gets a decent job, I can actually step down and work 25-30 hours a week for less pay and we’ll have a better standard of living than we do here.

  552. Well, good luck. Here’s a li’l something for you…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epgo8ixX6Wo

  553. Nice choice! Sad about them getting all uppity about AZ. I wish music that I liked would stay the fuck out of politics.

  554. I wish music that I liked would stay the fuck out of politics.

    Likewise. Their first two albums were a couple of my favorites back in the 90s.

  555. “Dissolved Girl” is one of my favorite songs ever. “Teardrop” was pretty damn good, too.

  556. You might like these guys, too, Ember, if you’ve never heard of them…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuxnF8dOPU

  557. Isolde: How many did you love before me?
    Tristan: None.

    It depends on what the meaning of “is” is.

  558. Friend turned me on to them a few years ago. Enjoy ’em.

    I’m off to bed, but here’s one of another favorite bands and songs of mine to say goodnight with:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o13ULZlBNIU

  559. **looks in**
    **sees nothing but vomit and Rosetta’s soiled panties**

    **throws up**

    **backs out slowly**

  560. Fresh new poat to start the day.

  561. Well, this is all fucked up. Gonna go get an overpriced beer.

  562. Who the hell broke this thing?

    *shuffles off to the shadows*


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