Okay everyone … sing along now!

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  1. FIST!

  2. I’ll take a zero on the fist thing.

  3. Ok, I ate a huge lunch (HUGE!) then a bunch of chocolate. I feel like I’m gonna puke.

  4. PUKE! PUKE! PUKE! PUKE! PUKE! PUKE!

  5. Awesome – the fucking president of Mexico slams the U.S. from the floor of the capital.

  6. Sounds like hormones, Carin.
    Give yourself a break, you been doing great!

  7. “Awesome – the fucking president of Mexico slams the U.S. from the floor of the capital.”

    This administration is a collection of flaming turds. Embarrassing. Pathetic.

  8. For the Harry Potter fans in your life:

    http://is.gd/chLcL

  9. Monty’s post is way depressing. Do y’all think the commenters are right about all the doom and gloom?

  10. Hayden, be a dear and shake up that 5 hour energy drink for me, K?

    http://tinyurl.com/29bxujy

  11. Hayden’s a little cutie.

    The only reason she hasn’t bee on Load HEAT is I don’t want to put pics of a 16 year old girl up.

  12. You know the web ads that I’m getting sick of? The ones with the lame “optical illusions” and “79% of people see both a douche AND a goat!” tagline.

  13. PJ only sees the goat.

  14. Mare: “This administration is a collection of flaming turds. Embarrassing. Pathetic. And as proof, here’s a video of their last morning exercise session:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImYNfBtkWNc&feature=related

    There, fixed it.

  15. I hope I get Kiwi for lunch: http://tinyurl.com/2bktg9h

  16. Clint, how did we ever get new posts when you were gone a while back?

  17. The Others??? Mare.

  18. Mare, I’ve missed out on some of your discussions/answers. Have you guys picked a place to live yet, for sure? And when will you actually locate there?

  19. *tackles Mare, gives her “kittehs with mittehs”*

  20. OMG Uni, I have a friend who loves cute little furry things, and kiwis. I am so sending that to her.

  21. Monty’s doom and gloom post, where?

    Don’t know about them but I do kin that we are in for some serious shit hitting the fan. What I would call a man-made disaster on purpose.

    Batten down the hatches, the lock and load.

  22. *gives Rosetta the ‘wedgie over the head’*

  23. Just remember: corn on the cob today, becomes corn on the log tomorrow.

  24. Elvis’s last, dying words: “Corn?!?”

  25. Just remember: corn on the cob today, becomes corn on the log tomorrow.

    You’re an oracle, Hotspur. You need to move to Delphi.

  26. Cuffy, quite the contrare … it appears Elvis may not have been consuming enough roughage:
    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/05/exclusive-elvis-presleys-doctor-claims-died-embarrassing-case-chronic/

  27. Elvis’s last, dying words: “CornKorn?!?”

    FTFY.

  28. Who ever said Pentagon workers were weird?

    http://is.gd/chOVE

  29. Nichopoulos also believes that Presley’s prominent weight gain in the years prior to his death, was not a result of overeating or eating the wrong foods, as they initially assumed. The doctor reveals that Elvis’ bloated appearance was due to his severe constipation.

    So, Fat Elvis was really full of shit?

    thankyouverymusssh

  30. but at the autopsy we found stool in his colon which had been there for four or five months because of the poor motility of the bowel.”

    Like spackle or paste. Poor guy.

  31. He shoulda worked it out with a SPACE PEN.

  32. Like spackle or paste. Poor guy.

    “Spackle” is a euphamism for ejaculate ’round my locale.

    Just sayin’.

    😛

  33. *tackles Mare, gives her “kittehs with mittehs”*

    That feels good for about the first 5 minutes.

  34. Clint, we are heading (eventually) to Texas, the Dallas area. We will be heading initially to Washington state to see my folks and family.

  35. I thought that was it but I felt maybe as if I had missed some of the story. Hope you enjoy it once you get there. You’ll be close then to PattyAnn. Yay!!!

  36. but at the autopsy we found stool in his colon which had been there for four or five months because of the poor motility of the bowel.”

    **makes note to buy some psyllum husk fibers**

  37. I have family in Dallas, Austin, and Houston. I’d like to know about the next Texas meat-up when it occurs.

  38. The doctor reveals that Elvis’ bloated appearance was due to his severe constipation.

    Maybe so, but the motherfucker just looked fat to me.

  39. Spackle JAZZ” is a euphamism for ejaculate ’round my locale.

  40. Ok, I just picked up a newsletter with info about Obama’s trip to KSC. How did his speech start? “I was born in 1961, the same year that President Kennedy gave his speech…” Once again, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT HIM. OH MY GOD. *clubs a baby seal in frustration*

  41. David Brooks excuses Blumenthal’s stolen valor: http://tinyurl.com/22kal6b

  42. *clubs a baby seal in frustration*

    Can I have that when you’re done? Seal veal . . . . Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  43. Once again, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT HIM.

    I’ve taken to calling my constitutionals “Obamas,” as in, “I have to go take an Obama.” It’s aaaallllllll about him.

  44. Jazz, wipe your Pelosi. Dude.

  45. ounds like hormones, Carin.
    Give yourself a break, you been doing great!

    A break? What’s that? Actually, it’s too dang hot to go for a run (on the road) today. I hate road running in the heat. yuck.

  46. Is David Brooks out of the closet yet?

  47. ath, was not a result of overeating or eating the wrong foods, as they initially assumed. The doctor reveals that Elvis’ bloated appearance was due t

    Oh, that’s horrible.

    He needed some cabbage soup.

  48. Is David Brooks’s head out of the closet Obama’s ass yet?

    FTFY

  49. Carin, why are you missing letters in all of your quotes? I think it’s hormonal.

  50. If the NYT wants to hire a republican leaning douche in order to provide them cover for the stable of liberal douches they keep around, they ought to at least hire a republican leaning douche who is entertaining. Like Rosetta.

  51. I’m in the mood to call Obama a whore.

    WHORE!!!

  52. Elvis may have died from not farting enough. That’s why I reccomend farting at will.

  53. Jazz, wipe your Pelosi. Dude.

    Sorry, PG. Remember, always wipe front to back, or you might wipe some Obama on your Reid. But don’t wipe so hard that you pull the hair out of your Pelosi or make it bleed.

  54. Is David Brooks out of the closet yet?

    No, but it’s a walk-in. He’s got plenty of room and some fabulous shoes and ties.

  55. Like Rosetta.

    Speaking of, is he still trying to catch STD’s down Mexico way?

  56. The doctor reveals that Elvis’ bloated appearance was due to his severe constipation.

    Wow, he was backed up all the way into his face?
    I had no idea that was possible.

  57. Speaking of, is he still trying to catch STD’s down Mexico way?

    No, he came back yesterday. He had some kind of fluid leaking out of his bottom.

  58. rin, why are you missing letters in all of your quotes? I think it’s hormon

    heh.

  59. Rosetta’s back in the USA. At least that’s what the CDC in Atlanta is reporting. Seems there’s a surge in reported syphilus cases in East St. Louis.

  60. Last week I was corked up like Elvis on a cheese diet man.

    You ain’t nuthin but a hunka burnin loooooooooove.

  61. Wow, he was backed up all the way into his face?
    I had no idea that was possible.

    That shit can make you sick if it sits around in your body. I imagine the bloat, in the rest of your body, is toxins, etc.

    So unhealthy.

  62. I have very little experience with constipation. That I know of.

  63. I think he’s whoring out our Country’s reputation so when he has sex with world leaders, who are also anti American, it won’t hurt too much.

  64. “heh.”

    hahahahahahahaha

    *IMPORTANT NOTICE*

    Watch out everyone Carin is hormonal…….hahahahahahaaha….ME TOO!

  65. Rosetta is out shopping for a new liver.

  66. “That’s why I reccomend farting at will.”

    That’s the LAST thing this place needs.

  67. Elvis actually believed he could lose weight on banana split diets.

  68. Hostage wimmin: going menopausal since March 2009.

  69. I have very little experience with constipation. That I know of.

    And to think, we’ve never seen you without that stick up your ass!

    /It’s really only fun being a dick to Rosie and xbrad, and sometimes not even xbrad. 🙂

  70. Have you seen the commercials for the “colon cleanse” with the absolute douchiest guy on the planet selling the stuff. Enough people are convinced he’s going to help them lose 20 pounds of waste. His product is even in Costco.

  71. Oh, and DiT as well.

  72. And clint. But no one else.

  73. What about wiser and wiserbud?

  74. “That’s why I reccomend farting at will.”

    Mrs. Peel isn’t gonna like that.

  75. Maybe sometimes AD and pupster, too, but not very often. It’s mostly just Rosie and xbrad and DiT and clint and TBoM.

  76. And wiser and wiserbud, too. Hell, he’s in a separate category of deserving dickitude. Sort of like the Hall of Fame of dickitude deservingness.

  77. Here’s a message for Car in:

  78. “That’s why I reccomend farting at will.”

    Mrs. Peel isn’t gonna like that.

    Maybe I should just fart at random instead. None of you dripping wet wenches have a fiance named random do you?

  79. I only fart over water. Never know when you might shart.

  80. I only fart over water. Never know when you might shart.

    That was Elvis’ mantra, too, and see where it got him? Dead on a shitter, so bloated with shit that it backed up into his FACE. Take a risk, live on the edge, and float an air biscuit when the urge hits!

  81. You know what’s really gross? German toilets. There’s no bowl of water, just a little shelf down there where your Obama sits until time to flush. God, they’re smelly.

  82. There’s no bowl of water, just a little shelf down there where your Obama sits until time to flush.

    That doesn’t sound very different than an outhouse. Jed could drop an Obama in the backyard closet and then pour a bucket of water into the hole to the same effect.

  83. This thread is too scatological.

    Gag.

  84. This seems legit.

    *pulls out debit card*

    http://tinyurl.com/2a6x6zu

  85. Scatological is a big word. Scatological, however, is not nearly as funny as poot.

  86. Okay, everyone, let’s chance the subject for Mare:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUqGX6p98o

  87. chance = change.
    Stupid senility!

  88. Except for the dog being evil, that was funny. Clint did you see this yesterday? It’s a perfect tie in to this thread.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttfqFnah0U

  89. This seems legit.

    It’s in LA. Anything can happen there. It’s the land of milk and honey and dreams!

    Also, “Get Yo Money”? Is this Toys-R-Us cash? Am I going to get $100 worth of yo-yo halves?

  90. I did, Mare. Thought it was funny. We had a collie a few years back that was sort of like that. She’d pass gas, then immediately jump up and turn around trying to catch whatever it was that just made the noise.

  91. Okay, everyone, let’s chance the subject for Mare:

    Okay. For mare and PJM, Jean Jean and the Evil Cat:

  92. Jon Jon’s mother is an idiot.

  93. Jon Jon’s mother is an idiot.

    But it’s got a happy ending.

  94. Gym time. Later taters, craters and master … fisher peeples.

  95. What is it with the conservatives getting creative? http://tinyurl.com/243ds9d

  96. *kicks poat*

    I think I kilt it.

  97. Nah, it’s just taking a break.

  98. Didja get that filter-assembly hose issue resolved, xbrad?

  99. *wanders into post*

    *wanders back out, if walking quickly and purposefully can be called wandering*

  100. Not yet. The part is on order. Should get it in the next year or so.

  101. shit, how important can an air filter be anyway in a dry dusty climate?

  102. Don’t forget to check the blinker fluid.

  103. Fuck you. Like I said, cost me $240 for just the part to get the damn blinker fixt.

    Another $90 for labor.

  104. Yeah, owing a Beemer is tantamount to volunteering to be assraped.

  105. *watches Mrs. Peel as she wanders away

    *notices she has a wedgy

  106. *catches a glimpse of Jazz picking his nose.

  107. *smells booze when he walks by xbrad

  108. *walks by Daves desk and smells BO.

  109. I haven’t had a drink in two days. I’m stone cold sober.

    I plan to fix that tonight, of course.

  110. You should hear what my father pays for parts on his ’72 Land Rover. He’s torn it apart and is restoring it from the ground up.

    Frustrating, too, because let’s say he needs left and right tail light covers. He’ll find a guy at a car show that has seventeen lefts in stock, but no rights…

  111. Yeah, owing a Beemer is tantamount to volunteering to be assraped.

    Maybe not assraped, but mugged?

    And it is an older car, and a less popular model, so parts are scarce. Even the damn oil filter is non-standard.

    Still, it looks good, and the engine is in good shape.

  112. Laura, I feel for him. But I don’t have any spare tail light covers.

  113. Way to kill, it, XBRAD.

  114. Why does xbrad always kill a thread? What does he gain by doing that?

    Rude.

  115. He wasn’t breast fed.

  116. Oh, it ain’t quite dead yet.

    Let me take another stab at it.

    Here’s my car.

    http://tinyurl.com/22nh3wp

  117. Nice wheels.

  118. Hello, everybody!

    *gives stinkeye to Hotspur*

  119. My mom likes to remind me she smoke and drank when she was pregnant with me.

  120. Brad – Damned nice car for an unemployed layabout!

  121. xbrad, that is a nice looking car/ Was that at Cyn’s?

  122. Wow, Brad, that is a fine-looking ride.

    I take it back — maybe you do get laid once in a while.

  123. My mom likes to remind me she smoke and drank when she was pregnant with me.

    That explains much.

    *slaps Chief on the back*
    *chuckles about Kick Me sign*

  124. Did you end up getting 4 new tires? They look new.

    Also, why are you trying to make me more boring?

  125. They’re dirty. I made a first pass at ’em, HS, but I need to put some real effort into cleaning them.

    And the entire passenger side gets hit by the sprinkler system, and the minerals in the water have dulled the finish. I have to scrub all that shit off without stripping the paint.

    Simple green doesn’t work, hell, LimeAway doesn’t seem to work. Any ideas?

  126. clay bar

  127. Rosetta I think I flooded your inbox b/c I didnt know you were out of town

  128. Urine. It’s sterile, and you’ll like the taste.

  129. I’m going to have to calm down before I write my 2 Demonrat Senators about just how fucking happy I am that they applauded a despot of a third-world shithole attacking a sovereign state of this Republic.

    Personally, if I ever say Calderon, I would have to restrain myself from stuffing my 11W boot in his narrow ass.

  130. Any ideas?

    Park in the garage.

    (dumbass)

  131. Those are 4 new tires. If one failed catastrophically, the others couldn’t be too far behind.

    And that’s here in Irvine. I took the pic about 15 minutes ago.

  132. And after you get it clean, quit parking next to the sprinklers. Why aren’t you using the garage.

  133. Michael, my sister has so much stupid shit in that huge two car garage (including her fucking camper) that she can’t fit her damned car in there, let alone mine.

  134. she can’t fit her damned car in there

    People around here are the same way with all the crap in their garages. I just don’t get that!

  135. The mascots for the London olympics are ridiculous and gay, NTTIATWWT.

  136. Mare – Come over here and sit down in front of me so I can give you a shoulder rub.

  137. What do you guys make of the Landis/Armstrong story?

  138. My sister is a pack rat, MCPO. My other sister is even worse. She’s NEVER been able to fit her car in her garage.

  139. “Mare – Come over here and sit down in front of me so I can give you a shoulder rub.”

    That would be awesome!! I have a lot of changes going on and I carry my stress in my shoulders and neck.

  140. Garage
    noun
    def. Biggest closet in the house.

  141. What do you guys make of the Landis/Armstrong story?

    I don’t think Landis has any credibility at all, Mare. His story should be treated as malicious gossip from a jealous man who got caught cheating.

  142. I agree, Michael. If they were both tested, which they were over and over again (the French have been trying to get Lance for years), then why didn’t Lance show positive also?

    Lance is no paragon of virtue but the French have truly been relentless about his drug testing and he’s come out clean every time.

    Landis appears to be a bitter guy who, having nothing else left (no more appeals), decided to cast doubt on everyone else to make it appear as if “everyone was doing it.”

    The worm even took money to defend himself. What a douche.

  143. O.T.
    That “recovery” sure helped the market today!
    The DOW took a -372 point shit.

  144. Yeah, as if NOW, after writing a book, several appeals and fund raising for his defense, it occurs to him that he needs to clear his conscience.

  145. If I were Armstrong I’d sue Landis until his dick fell off.

  146. “O.T.
    That “recovery” sure helped the market today!
    The DOW took a -372 point shit.”

    You seem ungrateful for Obama’s incredible savvy with the economy. You must be racist.

    Also, you can’t be off topic here.

  147. Armstrong mentioned suing, but it is very costly, and time consuming. But this could be crucial to his “legacy” whatever that may be. Landis doesn’t have any money, he said he spent almost 2 million dollars defending himself. IDIOT.

  148. So he spent $2m defending himself against something that was indeed true?

  149. “So he spent $2m defending himself against something that was indeed true?”

    Exactly, hence the “IDIOT.”

  150. Down is plummeting.

    Good day for a bike ride. I think I will head out early and go mountain biking on one of our two dry trails.

  151. That was supposed to say DOW not Down.

    My typing is horriple.

  152. Down worked for me.

  153. >> Exactly, hence the “IDIOT.”

    If I had a shot at protecting my future ability to compete and retain titles, knowing that it leads to a shitload> of big buck endorsements (kinda like it did for Lance), I’d do the same thing.

  154. I see how it is….I bring up the Landis/Armstrong story and everyone ignores it, but when mare brings it up it’s like a breaking story on drudge’s with a siren or a flaming skull on ace’s

  155. I’m not sure where you funny guys think I should be parking.

    http://tinyurl.com/2d27f4t

    BTW, my little Beemer takes up more space than the Subaru.

  156. Yes, it’s always a wise choice to build your imaginary future on a lie.

  157. I’d pile all the shit on the left on top of that camper and park there.

  158. PJM, when did you talk about Landis? If I missed it, I’m sorry, but I do love the Drudge/Flaming skull connection.

  159. Lance won 7 TdF. Landis was trying to hold on to fame he cheated to get. He got caught, he was lying, he should have moved on.

  160. I can’t, Hotspur. I gotta pull the camper out in a day or two and clean it.

  161. xbrad,
    Is your mom a pack rat?

  162. Good one, vmax.

  163. You can get started by putting that beer in the fridge.

  164. All the TdF victories mean nothing. The greatest Lance Armstrong victory was winning, in record time, the Leadville 100.
    http://www.leadvilletrail100.com/Home.aspx
    In record time, people, in record time!

    It is said that the TdF is a good training exercise for the Leadville 100.

    Average elevation: 2 miles above sea level
    Vertical feet of climbing: 14,000
    Highest Elevation: 13,000 feet
    100 fucking miles!

  165. “I’d do the same thing.”

    So you’d spend the “shit load” (2 million, when your reputation is already crap) of money you have in the bank, that was earned by cheating and defended by a lie, hoping you will make more money?

    That doesn’t sound so smart. Hence, the “IDIOT.”

  166. Has Obama told us yet why the unemployment strike this month is a good thing?

  167. Is your mom a pack rat?

    Not really. She holds on to stuff I’d toss, and she’s incredibly cheap, but not as bed as the two idiots I have as siblings.

    And the reason the beer isn’t in the fridge is I don’t like cold Coronas. Slightly cool is fine.

  168. Sure I would, if I had a reasonably good shot at keeping the career intact, and much larger future earning potential. Why is that stupid, just because he lost?

    Others haven’t lost. Guaranteed.

  169. Brad, in case you were considering this – don’t.

    http://tinyurl.com/3xccf8m

  170. I need to say more about his legendary race.
    He didn’t just finish it in record time, but he finished the last five miles riding on a flat tire, really just a rim. The dude stopped to fix his tire, couldn’t get the thing fixed, rode into town on the completely flat tire relying on his rim.

    Amazing!

    The guy is a stud.

    When is the last time some TdF weenie finished on a flat tire?

  171. I finished the TdF on a flat tire the year after I returned from Nam.

  172. Hotspur, there’s NO WAY I’d let them near the TV.

  173. ” if I had a reasonably good shot at keeping the career intact,”

    He didn’t. The career was shot. He was one of those like Clemens who thought if he shouted loud enough someone would believe him. How do you defend a positive test, YOU KNOW is positive. Didn’t work. Stupid to try. Proof is in the outcome. He’s broke and looks stupid and douche like.

  174. “Others haven’t lost. Guaranteed.”

    Yeah, but what are their names? Not famous, not very profitable. I guess they can sleep well at night. Good for them for clearing their names. They probably weren’t guilty to begin with.

  175. did you know…..

    …that the words “race car” spelled backward still spells “race car”?

    …that “eat” is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, “ate”?

    And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”

  176. Clint……hahahahahahahahahahaha….good one.

  177. And the reason the beer isn’t in the fridge is I don’t like cold Coronas. Slightly cool is fine.

    I’m just gonna stop giving you helpful advice if you’re going to be difficult about every suggestion.

  178. Good one, Clint!

    Hello, Hostages! Is it wrong of me to pray for rain so I don’t have to deal with baseball and softball games tonight?

  179. Whatever happened to the old days when women would just say they have a headache?

  180. “Is it wrong of me to pray for rain so I don’t have to deal with baseball and softball games tonight?”

    No, it is not wrong. I’ve been there.

  181. Nonsense. Lawyers are quite adept at challenging credibilty of witnesses, testing procedures, any number of things that can cast doubt upon the claims. He didn’t need to clear it forever mind you, he just needed a few years to bank the endorsement money. Tests aren’t the be all and end all of a trial.

    Names? Ok, Mark McGwire admitted using andro (that’s what he copped to), nobody came after his post career checkbook, and the Cardinals didn’t fire him. He didn’t get caught, he surely juiced.

  182. That’s one happy looking bird there, mare.

  183. Dave, I don’t get your point. He lied. He tried to defend a lie. He used the money he HAD earned to defend a lie. No one believed him. He appealed, several times (with lawyers). He lost. He lost the 2 million he had in the bank. Now he’s a loser.

    Defending a truth makes sense.

    Defending a lie is stupid.

    OJ is a loser, douchebag, in jail.

    McGwire is a douchebag, low rent batting coach who everyone knows cheated and lied.

    Once the test came back positive, Landis’s endorsements dried up. 5 years later winning an appeal (maybe) yeah, he’d be the big winner.

  184. “I finished the TdF on a flat tire the year after I returned from Nam.”

    HA!

    I also forgot to mention. I don’t believe the Leadville 100 has a prize purse, I think it is purely for bragging rights and you get a belt buckle if you finish in under a certain amount of time.

    He did it for the love of the sport.

  185. Watching the TdF makes me want to take drugs. Can’t imagine doing the Leadville. Drugs please.

  186. Watching the TdF makes me want to take a nap.

  187. You seem to think I’m assessing moral judgements here, I’m not addressing that at all. I’m saying it’s not unreasonable to fight it, even if you know it’s true, for the potential millions of dollars at stake. Look at the Armstrong SCA case (they asserted he used, he asserted he didn’t, the testing processes and testimony were a mess, and they settled out of court for $7.5MM.

    The tests, and the claims, and the politics of the whole thing are not cut and dried. Hell the french are still fighting to get frozen samples of Armstrong’s urine tested for a drug now that couldn’t be tested for 5 years ago.

    It’s a calculated risk, but not an unreasonable one given the landscape.

    I don’t know anything about Landis’ character, I’m not addressing his character. I’m addressing his judgement. You may think McGwire is a “loser”, but he’s still got a boatload of money in the bank.

    That, is my point.

    Also where the hell did OJ come up?

  188. Leadville is a dream of mine and a bunch of my riding friends. If we didn’t have wives and kids we would all be training for it.
    This is another dream of mine:
    http://tourdivide.org/

    I have a friend who did ride the Leadville 100 and he said it’s more about the experience than winning. You are not going to win, so enjoy it.

  189. “Watching the TdF makes me want to take a nap.”

    Same here.

  190. I WANT TO CHOKE EVERY DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN IN WASHINGTON!!!!!!

  191. **hands MCPO 3,000 garrotes and a heavy-duty pair of gloves**

  192. *Hands MCPO an extra large bottle of ibuprofen extra strength in case his wrists flare up.*

  193. *Hands MCPO a case of Red Bull and a crate of NoDoz.

  194. Oj was defending a lie. And everyone knew, even though he was acquitted that he was guilty.

    Dave, it’s a moot point.

    Landis lost all the way around. He made a poor choice (several times).

    I’m not talking about morality either. It’s simply easier to work with the truth (like Armstrong did) than work with a lie like Landis did.

    Everyone thinks he’s a lying idiot (except, evidently, you) . His “calculated risk” was calculated poorly.

  195. Good dream, Uni. This is a dream of mine:

  196. And his lawyers calculated poorly also.

  197. Moves furniture away from center of room in case DiT and Mare need scufflin’ room.

  198. His lawyers calculated quite well.

    Where do you think his $2 million went?

  199. Wow. I’m not sure subcontracting the space station controls to Nintendo was such a great idea, Romy.

    http://tinyurl.com/3xdnd7d

  200. Clint,
    Yowza!

    See, it’s a catch 22. I have a woman who has a body like that, and a gorgeous face. The problem is, having the woman lead to kids, which lead to me working more and harder, which lead me further away from my dream of cycling around the world, and mountain bike racing, and living in Baja to surf, and on and on.

    I wouldn’t give it up, but I regret not having the free time and money.

    I know some people would go for that lifestyle with kids and a wife, but I can’t the missus likes stability and a steady income.

    *looks at picture again*

    And now, if you will excuse me, I need to go fix a pipe in the bathroom.

  201. Welcome to husbandom, Uni.

  202. why is it Uni wants to have a life of all these activities that take him away from his wife?

  203. Oh my goodness. Led not lead.

    Damn, I am tired today, horrible spelling, crappy typing.

    Shit.

  204. “why is it Uni wants to have a life of all these activities that take him away from his wife?”

    There isn’t a man in the world who wants to hang out with his wife 100% of the time.

  205. God, I went and looked at a fraternity today. What a shithole dump.

  206. http://tinyurl.com/253u9f8

  207. 37% of women are liars

  208. If the be all and end all of the argument is the TEST™, why would Armstrong spend money, like Landis did, preventing one from taking place, asserting the claims against him are not the purity of the sport, but driven by political envy, professional envy, or others who simply want to get money out of him?

    Put another way, why is Landis stupid when he does what Armstrong does?

    Because he lost? Armstrong lost a few settling out of court. Just degrees is all.

    Since you bring up OJ, because, I don’t know why, OJ defended a lie and it worked. He didn’t get convicted of murder.

    Was that stupid of him?

  209. *Gives Xbrad an Oscar for most accurate comment of the last two minutes.*

  210. The average American has one breast.

  211. Part two of Fringe season ender is on tonight. Yay!

  212. Tonight, season finale of The Mentalist, and catch up on In Plain Sight, which I inexplicably forgot to watch last night.

  213. 97% of DaveinTexas would keep arguing with Mare if she took her top off.

  214. “Congressional Republicans we will be watching closely who the president plans to name as a successor. Right now, the Obama administration’s national security apparatus is broken, dysfunctional and in disarray. Dennis Blair was the one person you could count on for rationality among Holder, Napolitano and Brennan—and he’s the one the president let go.”

    http://tinyurl.com/33qzgcq

  215. Blumenthal is still ahead Dave but his 13 point lead is down to 3.

  216. Dave continues arguing with Mare.

    Is that stupid of him?

  217. >> Blumenthal is still ahead Dave but his 13 point lead is down to 3.

    I wonder if his lie will pay off?

  218. Clint – I’m wound up! Fringe is my only “Must watch” TV show.

  219. My guess is that he is using all of his power as AG to find some dirt down at the WWF.

  220. WWF = World Wildlife Federation? What did their cute little panda do now?

  221. Sheesh!
    Get past the first 45 seconds and these girls are hot.
    http://tinyurl.com/y5fbfpf

  222. My mistake, its WWE now.

  223. Have a good evening everyone.

  224. I came close to losing a stripe a time or two…

  225. There isn’t a man in the world who wants to hang out with his wife 100% of the time.

    No? My husband gets pissy if I go talk to women at the soccer field instead of sitting next to him the whole time.

    Stupid men.

  226. The Sears appliance guy is here.

    Sox ran off like a little pussy. He’s hiding way, way, way back in my sister’s closet.

  227. Honest, I’m not TRYING to kill the thread. It just happened.

  228. Chief, I cannot wait to see what happens on Fringe tonight … based on Part 1, it will be big doings indeed.

  229. Brad, one time when my daughter was about three I told her to stay out of the mud and keep her shoes clean.

    A little while later I went outside and her shoes were covered in mud.

    I said “young lady, I told you to keep you shoes clean. Why are they covered in mud?”

    To which she replied, palms facing upwards, shrug of the shoulders “I don’t know. They just got that way.”

  230. **happy dance – it is finally raining!**

  231. HS. I swear the only answer my dad went ballistic over was “I dunno”.

  232. 13 year old kid next to me at the bar with his mom – orders: side of fries. Eats it, then half of his younger sister’s. Orders: buffalo shimp appetizer. Orders: BBQ Catwich sandwich. Sandwich comes with fries.

    Eats the whole damn thing. Skinny as a rail.

    Fuckin’ kid has a tapeworm.

  233. It’s not raining, Romy.

    I’m pissing on your leg.

  234. Roamy,
    Looking at the radar, it could be doing more than raining, shortly.
    http://tinyurl.com/23k4ayw

  235. >> HS. I swear the only answer my dad went ballistic over was “I dunno”.

    Heh. Often it’s the most honest answer, especially in the 4-10 years.

    They really have no idea.

  236. Hotspur, that could be my son. 13 years old, 125 lbs., 5′ 11″, walking appetite.

  237. The ‘why’ stage is my reason for not having kids.

  238. Dave, I was guilty of that answer, even when I had a very, very good suspicion of why the neighbor smelled of gasoline and had no eyebrows, or my sister had gum stuck in her hair, or some expensive knick-knack was broken.

  239. It’s not raining, Romy. I’m pissing on your leg.

    That’s no way to do your drug test.

  240. Oh yeah, I was certainly willing to “work it” even when I knew the answer.

    Thing was, you don’t want your response to sound all crazy and shit, and you need time to formulate a good one. Buy time with “I don’t know”.

    Scott, I was occasionally guilty of answering “why” with “because I said so”.

  241. Did anybody draw Mohammed with a SPACE PEN today?

  242. Yes

  243. Oh Gawd, Scott, that’s the hillarious stage. Their little minds crave information.

    At times you can literally see the gears turning.

    Loved it.

  244. Fuckin’ kid has a tapeworm.

    I could eat like that until I was in my 30s. Skinny as a rail, and consumed enormous quantities of food.

    I worked in a restaurant once where my boss offered to pay to have me wormed, because employees got free meals.

  245. Heh. That never gets old.

  246. “Loved it.”

    Why?

  247. Scott, I was occasionally guilty of answering “why” with “because I said so”.

    “Because I’m the Sergeant, and you’re the Private!”

  248. NEW POAT UP!

  249. I’m leaving tomorrow morning on a three day fishing trip. I’m going about as far north as you can get in Wisconsin for the express purpose of committing First Degree Intentional Walleye-icide. Don’t anybody say anything interesting or funny until I get back.

    *Suddenly realizes I’m making this comment at the Hotsausages*

    Never mind.

  250. Scott, besides filling their heads with real info, you could also tell them anything. You’re the daddy and they just believe everything you say. They worship you.

    “OMG, I’m about to die of thirst.”

    *grab throat, pretend you’re going to die*

    Two second later: beer appears.

  251. Brew,
    When you are done killing walleyes come down to the keys, I will show you all the good spots to fish.

    (I want to go to the keys fishing)

  252. GET yer asses on the new poat, ya hippie slackers!!

  253. Heheh
    http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2010/05/20/the-new-free-speech-movement/2/
    Zombie picks a winner


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