Welcome to Sunday Night Beaver™

A new weekly feature here at the H2 that is the perfect bookend to Big Boob Friday™

And, of course, from the files of Police Squad:

Facebook is fast becoming a bigger pain in the ass than it’s worth

I was just going to drop this in the comments, but then I noticed it was Rosie’s post and figured it needed to be pushed down like it’s helmet wearing self.

FACEBOOKERS fb is at it again…violating your personal information: As of today, there is a new privacy setting called “Instant Personalization” that shares data with non-facebook websites and it is automatically set to “Allow.” Go to Account > Privacy Settings > Applications and Websites and uncheck “Allow”–It’s at the bottome of page.

Just thought y’all might want to know.

[UPDATE: Rosetta]

Suck My Eyjafjallajokull

Vmax goes to the store.

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This is either awesome or gay.  You choose.

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How did this jewel slip through the cracks?

Saturday Swimsuit Area

In the off chance that you’ve not seen the “Remember November” video created by the staffers at the Republican Governors Association, here it is.  Even if you have seen it, you should watch it again.  It is without a doubt the best political ad that I’ve ever seen.

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I wonder what kind of sunglasses those are.

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Letting your child ride a donkey in an ostrich pen.  What could possibly go wrong?

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Have you ever heard of Jim the Wonder Dog?  I hadn’t until my grandma showed me THIS article which she had cut out of your favorite magazine, Rural Missouri.  Take a couple of minutes and read it.  It will be the most amazing thing that you will read today.

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Have you ever wondered how an Innocent Bystanders post is made?

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Dave, Connecticut, July

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Yay! Saturday mornings are teh bestest!

Hostage Sex Ed Tape – Public Service Announcement

Big Boob Friday™: Paying Your Debt To Society Edition

Welcome once again to the latest edition of THE weekly internet event, that everyone tunes in for but few will cop to: BIG BOOB FRIDAY™!!!  Yay!!!!

Speaking of cops, our usual host, Rosetta the Bald sends his regrets, and he says that his court-appointed attorney tells him that with the time he is serving this weekend, he should get probation for the next 99 years or so.  Apparently he’s lucky he got caught this year, as Missouri has just reduced the sentences available for ” Public Rectal Abuse of Tubers and Roots While Having a BAC of 1.9″.

For what its worth, I think he still got hosed on the sentencing.  It wasn’t like he sprayed it down with Lysol and set it on fire before he used it for a suppository.  Now that would have been a show.  Stupid intolerant flyover country people, thinking they can impose their values on the love between a man and his potatoes.

But enough about Rosetta’s troubles.  You came for the bewbs.  I think we have some.  A few of them might even be the kind you’re looking for.

We had to go far and wide to find today’s BBF model.

But I think I found the right place.

As a transplant to a mountain state, I can tell you that there are few things in life as inspiring as watching the sun rise over the peaks.

I know you can hardly wait for the good stuff, but your Mom called and she said no dessert before dinner, so I have to give you a little history lesson first.  Stupid Mom.

0303 – Perseus was arrested, tortured, and put to death.

1348 – The first English order of knighthood was founded. It was the Order of the Garter.

1872 – Charlotte E. Ray became the first black woman lawyer.

1895 – Russia, France, and Germany forced Japan to return the Liaodong peninsula to China.

1949 – Joyce DeWitt is born.

1950 – Chaing evacuated Hainan, leaving mainland China to Mao and the communists.

1960 – Valerie Bertinelli is born.

1985 – The Coca-Cola Company announced that it was changing its 99-year-old secret formula. New Coke was not successful, which resulted in the resumption of selling the original version.

1996 – A New York civil-court jury ordered Bernhard Goetz to pay $43 million to Darrell Cabey. Cabey was paralyzed when he was shot in subway car in 1984.

Men may be physically stronger, but nature still gave women the upper hand.  It equipped the ladies with an indispensible tool to help women get exactly what they want, and some women will use and abuse nature’s equipment to get it.  The good news is that when you ladies exercise this power properly, everyone wins.  If you don’t believe me, just ask this guy:

I’m gonna break with tradition here, and post a video that made some waves earlier this week when ABC and FOX refused to air the spot.  Lane Bryant got the last laugh and posted it to youtube.

Now I don’t know about you guys, but curves like that get my attention.  She can have lunch with me anytime, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Still, I know some of you tune in for the stills, and being right-handed, you don’t appreciate anything that will force you to lose your grip and click again.  The thing is, that while there are many chests out there that I admire, and many more that get my attention, there aren’t a lot of women that come in searches, unless you count pron, that are current women with impressive assets.  There is one, however, that does capture the imagination of modern man: Christina Hendricks.

Everybody have a good weekend, even BrewFan, and remember the immortal words of Dean Wormer: “Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life.” So get educated.  And don’t light Wiser on fire.  He has a date with Destiny.  (We all chipped in to buy an hour of her time, after finding out she could carry on a conversation for the other fifty-nine minutes.)

UPDATE [Jazz]

Spring fresh, high speed poat time

And Now A Word …

… on Earth day from H2 environmental spokesman George Carlin

Bankrupting America

Saw this on Kudlow’s show tonight. It’s so simple even a liberal can understand it. Almost.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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[UPDATE: Rosetta]

L to R: DPUD, Ace of Spades HQ, The H2, Innocent Bystanders

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This has the potential to blur the line between kinky sex and bestiality.  I mean for people who don’t read this blog for whom such a line exists.