Big Bazoombas Friday™

Ohai.  Welcome to Big Boob Friday.  Put some pants on for God’s sake.  And take a shower.  Have some self-respect you piece of shit.

Do you know who Simona Halep is?  She’s an 18 year old tennis player from Romania.  She has a devastating serve as you can see here.

Today your musical interlude is an audio and video mashup and it kicks all kinds of phat ass up and down the street all day long.  Stick with it to at least the aerobics class…

NEW MODEL ALERT!!!   NEW MODEL ALERT!!!   NEW MODEL ALERT!!!

After a few years of Big Boob Friday, it has become increasingly difficult to find brand spanking new hot chicks that meet all the strict requirements to be featured on this page.  So it’s a treat when it happens.

Here some stuff you will need to know.  Today’s peach was born in Georgia on December 31st, 1985.  For some reason she’s shifty regarding the actual town which is odd.  She currently resides in Hawaii so she probably hangs out with Mare a lot.

She was the June 2006 Penthouse Pet which is nice.  Her most favorite color is red and her favorite movie is Garden State which is actually a pretty good choice.  She likes to listen to the Stones and The Doors.  The combination to her vault is 36D-28-35.  I know from her dossier that she likes to touch other women’s naked buttocks if you’re into that sort of thing.

If you hate your job and want to be fired immediately, you can visit her website HERE.

But before you do that, please punch the nearest goat and welcome the newest member of the BBF club and your beauty queen for today, Friday, April 30th, 2010, Shay Laren!!  YAY!!!

On this day…

* in 1789, George Washington was inaugurated as the first President of the U.S.

* in 1792, composer Johann Friedrich Schwencke was born.

* in 1798, the Department of the Navy was established.  Good job MCPO.

* in 1803, the U.S. doubled in size via the $15 million Louisiana Purchase.

* in 1828, the great Zulu king Shaka was killed by a crazed tea-bagger.

* in 1893, SS foreign minister Joachim von Ribbentrop was born.

* in 1904, the ice cream cone made its debut at the St. Louis World’s Fair.

* in 1927, Princess Juliana won a seat on the Dutch Council of State.

* in 1933, country singing truther moron Willie Nelson was born in Abbott, Texas.

* in 1935, the World Congress for Women’s Rights met in Istanbul.

* in 1945, GOP donor and conservative activist Adolf Hitler committed suicide at the age of 56.

* in 1953, singer Merrill Osmond was born in Ogden, Utah.

* in 1968, singer Frankie Lymon died of a heroin overdose.

* in 1975, the last U.S. helicopter left the U.S. embassy in Vietnam.  On a related note, fucking cunt.

* in 1982, actress and sometime-hottie Kirsten Dunst was born.

* in 1983, blues legend Muddy Waters died at the age of 68.

* in 1988, the largest banana split ever (4.55 miles long) was made in Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania.

That’ll do, pig.  I am a bachelor this weekend which is excellent.  As I tell Mrs. Rosetta, how can I ever miss you if you’re never gone?  Hahaha.  But seriously, it’s going to be a good weekend.

I hope your weekend is excellent and that you don’t get killed.

Cheers!

Hot chick + big boobs + wife beater = WIN!

Shay Laren sends personal message to you.


386 Comments

  1. ED BALLS JENGA!!!

  2. Bravo!!!

  3. This Simona Halep intrigues me.

    Must complete some research.

  4. Gulp!
    http://tinyurl.com/24vobxo

  5. EARTHQUAKE!!!

  6. Musta been caused by teh bewbs.

  7. This poat is largely equal to the last BBF poat … thus proving our standards are, uh … I forget???

  8. The tennis player, however, should be named as our official mascot.

  9. Boobs babe boasts best bazongas. Bravo bald blogger!

  10. The tennis player, however, should be named as our official mascot.

    Is she the one that hed her bewbs reduced?

  11. Shay Laren is certainly not what one might call “pert”, huh?

  12. Must complete some research.

    Hahaha. Part of the delay with BBF was the discovery of Ms. Halep. And I am afraid that she may have already had bewb redux surgery.

    *shakes fist at sky*

    DAMN YOU MODERN MEDICINE!!!!!!!

  13. DAMN YOU MODERN MEDICINE!!!!!!!

    You just know that no guy doctor had anything to do with the development of that procedure.

  14. Clicked on her website. I gotta say, I really don’t like the Brazilian wax job very much.

    there’s something very sensual about a rich, luxurious and downy pubic thatch. The Brazilian makes things so damn clinical.

  15. Boobs babe boasts best bazongas. Bravo bald blogger!

    Solid B+.

  16. 76 degrees right now. Too hot to go running. curses.

    So. what are you hosefuckers doing? I need to hang until it drops a few degrees.

  17. You just know that no guy doctor had anything to do with the development of that procedure.

    At least not straight guy.

    Boob reduction would never in a million eons cross the mind of a straight man.

  18. Boob reduction would never in a million eons cross the mind of a straight man.

    Does Xbrad have any medical training?

  19. * in 1927, Princess Juliana won a seat on the Dutch Council of State

    humn … the dutch are a bit more informal than I imagined.

  20. Does Xbrad have any medical training?

    Like we need another reason to kill him.

  21. Is this just me or is the sexiest picture of Shay the one where she’s flipping the bird?

    Something about that is very sexy and fun. I bet she’s kick ass to party with.

  22. I guess you’ll never get the chance to find out.

  23. Palin’s hacker convicted:

    “The two charges for which Kendall was convicted — unlawful computer access and obstruction of justice — carried a combined maximum penalty of 25 years in prison and $500,000 in fines.”

    Have a great weekend, Hacky McDouche!

    http://is.gd/bOXS4

  24. Rosetta, I made you a sandwich. It’s ready for delivery.

    http://tinyurl.com/2f47gum

  25. I guess you’ll never get the chance to find out.

    You don’t know shit.

  26. I didn’t make a single person cry today, lauraw would be proud. The cash register may be a little short but overall I give myself a solid B+.

  27. Best. Carwash. In the Universe!

    http://is.gd/bOYAJ

  28. Here’s something to ponder.

    http://tinyurl.com/2vy35sq

  29. One of you douches that knows your ass from a hole in the ground about money and shit read this and tell me what the fuck it means. I may have a limited time frame in which to unfuck myself.

    http://www.trendmacro.com/a/luskin/20100415luskinWSJ.asp

  30. Rosetta, I made you a sandwich. It’s ready for delivery.

    http://tinyurl.com/2f47gum

    You forgot to hold the cat?

  31. This is a little NSFW

  32. Hahahahahaha. Revenge of the Gangbang Zombies is excellent.

  33. Hello, Hostages!

  34. good job REEECOLA

  35. Thanks soohoobeauty!!!

    I have a frosty mug of beer. Let’s play!

  36. Rocket Chick, what are you wearing right now?

  37. I need to go check, I think I sunburned my head.

  38. oooooh I wish I am still sitting in my office 😉

  39. Rosetta, a black catsuit and anti-gravity boots.

  40. HAR! As a vulgarian, I support obscenities on live TV. Good job!

    http://tinyurl.com/2fh8mbl

  41. Nope. Just dried my lips out a bit. Yanked about 100 tiny trees out of my front landscaping.

  42. soylent blonde, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you dig your new gig?

  43. 10!

  44. Rosetta, a black catsuit and anti-gravity boots.

    Mmmmmmm…that’s my favorite.

    http://tinyurl.com/26dq638

  45. HAR! As a vulgarian, I support obscenities on live TV. Good job!

    Well, you’d have loved our Sen. Levin a few days ago.

  46. It is weird being on someone else’s schedule though

  47. Well, you’d have loved our Sen. Levin a few days ago.

    Let’s me make a distinction here. Unintended vulgarity is good. An asshole preening nanny douche grandstanding like a retard peacock who swears for attention is fucking gay.

    STFU Carl.

  48. You mean the Senator Levin who has a really shitty understanding of what a market maker does?

    That hearing confirmed we’re ruled by idiots to the 0.005% of the country that understands the capital markets.

  49. It is weird being on someone else’s schedule though.

    Working for the man sucks. However I love that you love your new job.

    And you’re due for the best year ever.

  50. Carl Levin is a senile old bastage, but he’s not up for reelection until 2012, and he’ll probably win, again. Ditto for his dipshit brother Sander.

  51. That hearing confirmed we’re ruled by idiots to the 0.005% of the country that understands the capital markets.

    Kakistocracy.

  52. And his dipshit comrade John Dingledouchebaggery.

  53. Well, Leon, old boy, this is your last chance to smoke in a bar in Michigan.

  54. Dingellberry at least has one sole redeeming feature, he’s got an A+ rating from the NRA. He at least wants me to be armed when they come try to put me in the camps, so he’s not all bad. 99%, sure, but not 100%.

  55. Well, Leon, old boy. This is your last chance to smoke in a bar n Michigan.

    I know. Fascist bastards. What I’m really craving is a big dish from Coldstone, though.

  56. Yanked about 100 tiny trees out of my front landscaping.

    Did you use pictures of Shay Laren as a visual aid?

  57. Did you use pictures of Shay Laren as a visual aid?

    Hahahahaha.

  58. Later on Leon should write a poem about his day.

  59. The worst part was that my wife left to go to some giant garage sale, so I ended up yanking all by my lonesome.

    Felt symbolic.

  60. Kakistocracy.

    MOM!! I LEARNED A NEW WORD!!!

    It’s good to know we don’t have to invent a new word for our current government.

  61. And you’re due for the best year ever.

    you too sweet boy

  62. Later on Leon should write a poem about his day.

    I haven’t written a poem in 18 years, and there’s no poontang to be gained by it now.

  63. “yanking all by my lonesome.”

    This will be the best poem ever.

  64. The worst part was that my wife left to go to some giant garage sale, so I ended up yanking all by my lonesome.

    Felt symbolic.

    Hahahahahaha.

  65. Loner rhymes with boner.

    Just tryin’ to help out.

  66. you too sweet boy

    http://tinyurl.com/2e6kwk2

  67. I haven’t written a poem in 18 years, and there’s no poontang to be gained by it now.

    “Boobs, butt, and knees
    You’re all that I sees
    Be my main squeeze”

    doesn’t count as a poem.

  68. Happy Birthday Michael.

  69. Love, love, love the music video mashup!

  70. “Boobs, butt, and knees
    You’re all that I sees
    Be my main squeeze”

    Romy, don’t make me fall in love with you!

  71. Love, love, love the music video mashup!

    YAY! It’s a good one.

    What kind of bread are you making right now?

  72. goatse cheese bread

    want some?

  73. Roamy, I wrote embarrassingly good poetry in high school. This was — of course — before I had dated actual women, and was back when I still had something of a romantic nature.

    The women I’ve since been in relationships with have pretty much eliminated any impulse to verse I might otherwise have had at this age.

  74. off to drive the Mom taxi. bbl

  75. I’d be thrilled with, I love technology, but not as much as you you see. Always and forever, always and forever

  76. Leon, write something for your wife.

  77. Every day I get an email from NetNanny with whatever it blocks on my daughter’s computer. Never had any cause for alarm. Yesterday she had a friend over, and here are some of the searches that little miss bad influence did:

    URL: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sex+education&aq=f

    O.K., that could be purely educational, right? But these?

    – URL: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=people+having+sex%27+in+bed+male+and+female&aq=0

    – URL: images.google.com/images?q=PEOPLE%20HAVING%20SEX%20WITHOUT%20COVERS&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&safe=active&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

    Ummm, yeah. Her dad’s getting a nice visit from me tomorrow.

  78. goatse cheese bread

    want some?

    What kinda cheese?

  79. Goatse duh

  80. Andy, I do not envy you. Raising kids today seems like hell on earth to me.

  81. I should have said Fomunda

    Dammit!

  82. Ummm, yeah. Her dad’s getting a nice visit from me tomorrow.

    Yikes! If I have a daughter I’m raising her in a cave.

  83. Hahaha Andy!

    Wait, that’s only funny till it happens to me

  84. Leon, write something for your wife.

    Not doing so is key to maintaining low expectations for my behavior.

  85. drive time!

  86. My fifteen year old niece came home a few days ago and my sister in law thought she smelled grass. She asked her if she was smoking pot and she replied “YEAH.” Like sooo what?

    She’s the one who would not accept my FaceBook friend request because she doesn’t want me to see how she swears.

    I hope she’s on the pill.

  87. Goatse duh

    Good one.

    *eyes roll down the stairs*

    I should have said Fomunda

    Dammit!

    http://tinyurl.com/yclu8nh

  88. My fifteen year old niece came home a few days ago… I hope she’s on the pill.

    If Michael asks, don’t tell him her name. Seriously.

  89. I hope she’s on the pill.

    Won’t help her against the antibiotic-resistant supergonorrhea that’s brewing. But most gals are asymptomatic, so she’ll only doom any man she actually loves to penislessness later in life.

  90. If Michael asks, don’t tell him her name.

    I thought that was xbad’s speed.

  91. She asked her if she was smoking pot and she replied “YEAH.” Like sooo what?

    Now see, if that would EVER happen in my house, which it wouldn’t, my child fears me when it comes to shit like that…………

    OH HELLS NO!!

  92. MOM!!! BEASN’S A NARC!!! UNCOOL!!!

  93. 15 is way too young to toke. That way lies a life of poverty for most.

    Wait ’til college.

  94. Well, my brother in law and sister in law have managed to raise three children from birth who know nothing of personal responsibility or restraint. They learned as tiny tots that all they had to do was keep asking and they could have whatever they want.

    None of them has ever had to so so much as a chore. No dishes, no cleaning, laundry, nothing.

    It’s a shame to love kids that are screwed up because their parents were irresponsible.

  95. My brother in law:

    http://tinyurl.com/2vq2pzo

  96. My goal for my children is to have them hate me so much for being a hardass that they flee the house at 18 and don’t call for about 10 years. My real goal is for the content of that phone call to include how much they’ve accomplished since they got away from domineering ol’ me.

  97. My brother in law:

    http://tinyurl.com/2vq2pzo

    Hahahaha.

    I take it your family isn’t aware of your blog?

  98. This my favorite Mark Twain quote:

    “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he’d learned in seven years.”

  99. I take it your family isn’t aware of your blog?

    My wife found it on the way to Tennessee in the car last week. That was when she turned to me and asked “Who is roamingfirehydrant?”

    “Ummmm, *gulp* she’s just this rocket scientist I know online.”

  100. HAHAHAHA!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2au7rwk

  101. “Ummmm, *gulp* she’s just this rocket scientist I know online.”

    You didn’t show her the bewb pic, didja?

  102. My wife found it on the way to Tennessee in the car last week. That was when she turned to me and asked “Who is roamingfirehydrant?”

    “Ummmm, *gulp* she’s just this rocket scientist I know online.”

    Uh oh.

    Is your stupid brother-in-law your wife’s brother or your wife’s sister’s husband?

    If you want, I can start leaving horribly inappropriate comments there so your wife forgets about Rocket Chick.

  103. You didn’t show her the bewb pic, didja?

    No. Thank god I had a password on that file.

  104. My wife’s sister’s husband. It’s all in the poat.

  105. MOM!!! BEASN’S A NARC!!! UNCOOL!!!

    Beasn loves her kids and is not afraid to kick their ass to form their character. The fear of God was instilled quite early balanced with lots of laughs and hugs.

    Fortunately, the hard work is paying off.

  106. If you want, I can start leaving horribly inappropriate comments there so your wife forgets about Rocket Chick.

    In other words, same ol’ same ol’

  107. I just went and checked. Turns out I have a certain hard copy of a particular periodical that includes a pictorial of Shay Lauren dressed as though ready for a day at a parochial school whilst smoking in what I assume is the young ladies’ rest room. It must be done in reverse chronological order, though, because she’s ready for school in the first picture, and, well, not ready by the last picture.

  108. Beasn loves her kids and is not afraid to kick their ass to form their character. The fear of God was instilled quite early balanced with lots of laughs and hugs.

    Amen to that. People who let their kids do anything they want don’t love them. What is wrong with having your kids have some healthy fear for their safety when dad gets angry? I know when I was a children I avoided some bad things by thinking ‘If I do that and get caught my dad is going to kick my ass up around my ears!”

  109. L to R: Rosetta, BrewFan

    http://tinyurl.com/24hoboe

  110. You didn’t show her the bewb pic, didja?

    She prolly didn’t know about the bewb pic. Until now, that is.

  111. She prolly didn’t know about the bewb pic. Until now, that is.

    I’m a helper.

  112. I’m gonna get that net nanny. Sounds good.

  113. L to R: Rosetta, BrewFan
    http://tinyurl.com/24hoboe

    hahaha! I love you buddy!
    L to R: BrewFan, Rosetta
    http://tinyurl.com/rxfxz

  114. Amen to that. People who let their kids do anything they want don’t love them. What is wrong with having your kids have some healthy fear for their safety when dad gets angry? I know when I was a children I avoided some bad things by thinking ‘If I do that and get caught my dad is going to kick my ass up around my ears!”

    Truer words were never spoken.

    That anyone can parent so poorly that this happens frightens me. I feel sorry for the douche bag that marries her.

    http://tinyurl.com/22mzjgh

  115. Oye. My barefoot shoes are not so good on dirt roads. Little tiny rocks/dirt work their way in. My feeties hurt now.

  116. I’ve heard the barefoot shoes are best on man-made surfaces.

  117. L to R: BrewFan, Rosetta
    http://tinyurl.com/rxfxz

    Hahahaha. I don’t know how this bit started but it cracks me up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4vQwrHZWWk

  118. I’ve heard the barefoot shoes are best on man-made surfaces.

    they are great on non-concrete surfaces. I also enjoy them on trails/grass. But, part of my run today was on a dirt road. I knew it was gonna suck, I just didn’t know how hard. but, since I was doing a longer run (6 miles) I wanted to wear ’em.

  119. Are you wearing Vibrams, Car in? I’ve been toying with the idea of getting some.

  120. they are great on non-concrete surfaces. I also enjoy them on trails/grass. But, part of my run today was on a dirt road. I knew it was gonna suck, I just didn’t know how hard. but, since I was doing a longer run (6 miles) I wanted to wear ‘em.

    Ewww Car In.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylqlblm

  121. I feel sorry for the douche bag that marries her.

    GAH!

    Until my kids buy their own car, they will have to share mom’s car.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    EVEN if we had the money to buy them one, we wouldn’t.

  122. Yep. Love ’em.

    Aside from the issue today (which wouldn’t have been a problem if I had worn the socks – but duh – it was hot out) – I’ve been able to run much more than before.

    Before the vibrams, I was doing 4 mile runs, three times a week. I’m always nervous of upping my milage, ’cause I get sore knees and hips.

    well, i’m doing 5 and 6 mile runs three times a week now . Feel great. I try not to run every day – alternate it with cardio on the elliptical. But I wanna run just about every day.

  123. I’m gonna get that net nanny. Sounds good.

    Yeah, she’s a real hardass. We love her.

    I explained to my daughter just the other day that NetNanny is my proxy who stands over her shoulder and watches everything she does on the Internet so I don’t have to.

    Of course I didn’t tell her that allowed me the free time to come here and follow the links to latex fetish midget tranny porn.

  124. Ewww Car In.
    http://tinyurl.com/ylqlblm

    Ha!

    Actually, they are straightening out my toes. I’m forced to use the muscles in the foot properly … so my baby toes is no longer creeping up under the other one.

    My feet – which weren’t my best feature before – are looking better. I may work up the courage, one of these days, to get a pedicure.

  125. You didn’t explain that net nanny is a slut when she’s off duty.

  126. That anyone can parent so poorly that this happens frightens me. I feel sorry for the douche bag that marries her.

    http://tinyurl.com/22mzjgh

    Unlike Michelle Obama, I’m almost always proud of my country. Except on the rare occasion that I see some shit like that. To many generations of never having to worry about where the next Beemer comes from creates some incredibly fucked up people.

    My wife and daughters like to watch these stupid fucking shows like Bridezilla and some other show that follows the 16th birthday celebration of spoilt little shits like the one in that video. I watch about 30 seconds of it and want to go load the 12 guage and hunt these fucks down. I guess maybe I’m old and grouchy.

  127. I’m still much too heavy to run, but I was thinking of getting them for walking. Possibly weightlifting. I have solid-sole shoes for that now, but I always preferred to lift barefoot when I could. Better for stability.

  128. latex fetish midget tranny porn.

    Uh, I think I missed that link.

  129. Of course I didn’t tell her that allowed me the free time to come here and follow the links to latex fetish midget tranny porn.

    Well, since she installed that key logger I think you’re busted.

  130. My future kids are welcome to look at whatever parts of the internet they like.

    Right after they start paying the cable bill.

  131. I never want to hear this sort of thing again as I think it will panic and motivate the loons on the left but I don’t disagree.

    http://tinyurl.com/22js93y

    Reason # 8,928 why that’s possible.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-YJ1zCJAU#t=0m34s

  132. My wife and daughters like to watch these stupid fucking shows like Bridezilla and some other show that follows the 16th birthday celebration of spoilt little shits like the one in that video. I watch about 30 seconds of it and want to go load the 12 guage and

    I was fascinated by Bridezilla for a while, but now it makes me itch.

    Now Hoarders … I’m transfixed.

    that Sweet 16 show makes me want to kill someone.

  133. Well, Rosie, to hear Bob talk about it the Dems are all set for a great “comeback” this fall. They’re numbers may be a little down now, but with Republicans hating on the brown people and what with the economy roaring back …@@ … you should hear him.

  134. Reason # 8,928 why that’s possible.

    Sheesh. How about some warning next time you link a picture of Obama describing his penis. Or maybe it’s his IQ.

  135. My wife and daughters like to watch these stupid fucking shows like Bridezilla and

    The other day I watched Jerseylicious and the Kardashians. It’s like watching a train wreck. And fun to laugh at.

  136. You know what I can’t believe I forgot about?
    PJ’s neice’s 18th birthday.

  137. How old is your daughter Andy.

  138. 9

  139. Oh yeah…..I forgot about the kardashians. Exhibit A, B, & C in why looks alone aren’t enough to sell me on a woman. Who stole Bruce Jenners nutsack and where are they keeping it?

  140. I never want to hear this sort of thing again as I think it will panic and motivate the loons on the left but I don’t disagree.

    They’re numbers may be a little down now, but with Republicans hating on the brown people and what with the economy roaring back

    Three words – Obama got elected.

    I’m not taking anything for granted and the republicans better not get all full of themselves when they – or the RINOS – are big pussies who refuse to loudly call out any of the corrupt shit this bunch of commies are doing.

    Instead of ‘expecting’ they will win big, they need to work for it to insure it.

  141. Alright. Done with another work week. Off to the beer store and then home. BBL

  142. Well, Rosie, to hear Bob talk about it the Dems are all set for a great “comeback” this fall.

    I wonder if heard about that from his girlfriend in the Niagara Falls area.

  143. WTF. This place is chock full of hipster douchebags.

    Anybody got a pistol I can borrow?

  144. “9”

    Ouch. I would be tempted to do a little more than just visit.

  145. Exhibit A, B, & C in why looks alone aren’t enough to sell me on a woman.

    Some men might have a differing opinion, but, it is such a waste of such pretty girls to be the sluts that they are. Not to mention Jenner and the Kardashian mom had two more girls together….one being 11. Yikes.

  146. Got Milk?

    http://tinyurl.com/36nuo46

  147. I’m not taking anything for granted and the republicans better not get all full of themselves when they – or the RINOS – are big pussies who refuse to loudly call out any of the corrupt shit this bunch of commies are doing.

    Instead of ‘expecting’ they will win big, they need to work for it to insure it.

    Well said PigLady. It is not beyond the establishment GOP to screw this pooch but I think there is enough pressure to minimize that tendency. Reality-denier Lindsey Graham notwithstanding.

    It is time for a Come-to-Jesus meeting for them and I’m hoping that most of them take that meeting. It will be to their peril if they don’t.

    Charlie Crist? Seriously? I laugh at Arlen Specter because he went douche when there seemed to be an Obama/moderate tide that has since turned against his dumb ass.

    I laugh at Crist because that tide is at low ebb and he’s making the same move.

    If that arrogant fool is cracking double digits in October, assuming he’s still in the race, I will be shocked.

    Fan meet shit.

  148. I think I’m gonna go examine Shae Laren’s body of work with the net nanny tied up in the corner, a ball gag in her mouth and a blindfold on. BBL

  149. Got Milk?

    http://tinyurl.com/36nuo46

    HAHAZOMGHAR! Where on earth did you find that??

  150. OK. I’m back. Shay’s nipples are extremely uninteresting.

    Hey Rosedouchemaster. Has Laetita Casta ever been on here? I know she’s a fucking frenchie and everythng, but hawt fems is one thing they seem to do right over there.

  151. Hey Rosedouchemaster. Has Laetita Casta ever been on here? I know she’s a fucking frenchie and everythng, but hawt fems is one thing they seem to do right over there.

    She has not. Good suggestion.

    + 4 points and a painful foot job from Car In.

  152. I look forward to the footjob.

    Be gentle with me Car in. This is my first time.

  153. “I look forward to the footjob.”

    Corns.

    Just sayin’

  154. With or w/o my barefoot shoes?

  155. yer gonna have the time of your life, PG

    http://tinyurl.com/8qeufr

  156. nice choice roseytheunriveting.
    go get dressed Xbrad, they will arrest you.

  157. With or w/o my barefoot shoes?

    Hahahahaha.

    These.

    http://tinyurl.com/27rqwgz

  158. With or w/o my barefoot shoes?

    I’ve been riding bareback for the last 28 years.

    Corns.

    Just sayin’

    That shit ain’t contageous is it? I mean…..you can scrub it off with ajax, right?

  159. I was looking for sexy pictures of people wearing vibrams (ha1) and I found this.

    someone clue her in that there’s no weights on those them dumbells.

  160. xbrad, that picture was so gross.

  161. Where’s my husband with my wine? It’s gosh darn near 7:30.

  162. Tomorrow is opening day of game fishing season in Wisconsin. Boat is gassed up. New line on the reels. Hooks are sharpened. I will be busy trying to reduce the population of said game fish. Last year was fantastic.

  163. yer gonna have the time of your life, PG

    http://tinyurl.com/8qeufr

    This is a true fucking story: My mother in law ( God rest her soul) had toenails on her big toe that were so fucking thick that she had to use wirecutters to trim them. They were at least 0.25 inches thick. Luckily, I didn’t know anything about that shit until I had already fallen in love with her daughter’s vagina.

  164. Car In, are those shoes custom?

  165. I’m not as concerned about the lack of weight on that bar as I am about the size of the tumor on her ass. She needs to have that looked at. That makes lauraw’s hump look reasonable by comparison.

  166. She also has sweaty knees.

    Gross.

  167. I’d hit it

  168. I’d hit it

    You’d hit a snake if somebody held its head.

  169. Powerlifting chicks are hot.

  170. You’d hit a snake if somebody held its head.

    Hahahahaha. I don’t even know what that means but I think it’s an insult to xbrad so I like it.

    Hey xbrad, aren’t you supposed to be meeting BiW and ChrisP?

  171. Hard to spread a snake’s legs.

  172. xbrad, are you going to CT?

  173. An old Billy Clyde Puckett definition of horniness: He’d fuck a gator if he could get somebody else to drain the pond.

    That one might fit our esteemed colleague, xbrad.

  174. Rosie, I just don’t see how I can afford to make CT. I’m trying to make TX, and I want to come back here to WA sometime soon.

  175. PG, the list of folks I’d screw is quite long.

    the list of folks who’d screw me is quite short

  176. I try to temper every 38 insulting comments about xbrad with one positive one.

    For instance, I appreciate xbrad digging for oil on his own. Good job buddy.

    http://tinyurl.com/ld4f9

  177. Rosie, I just don’t see how I can afford to make CT. I’m trying to make TX, and I want to come back here to WA sometime soon.

    I hear you. Tickets are as expensive as hell right now for some reason.

    If you make Tejas that would be good. Why are you in WA again? And aren’t you going out with a couple of hosefuckers tonight?

  178. Rosie, my first trip to the woods as a Brad Commander, my driver managed to roll the track. Damn near killed me. Definitely scared the hell out of me and I needed a change of Depends.

  179. the list of folks who’d screw me is quite short

    I hear ya, bro. My list has one person on it that I know of. And I’m pretty sure she regards me as a charity case.

  180. Rosie, my first trip to the woods as a Brad Commander, my driver managed to roll the track. Damn near killed me. Definitely scared the hell out of me and I needed a change of Depends.

    What does “roll the track” mean? The tank’s travel panties got twisted?

  181. Were you wearing your seatbelt, young man?

  182. There hasn’t been a chick on here in 30 minutes. Which one of you fuckers got caught scratching your taint and then sniffing your finger?

  183. He hit the side of the canyon we were in, and the vehicle rolled upside down.

    And no, BCs are the only people that can’t really wear a seatbelt. When the track rolls over, you have to grab the underside of the hatch and pull yourself inside. If my head had been outside, I’d have been crushed or decapitated.

    Fairly common fate.

  184. “What does “roll the track” mean?”

    I think it means they were drilling for their own oil.

  185. He hit the side of the canyon we were in, and the vehicle rolled upside down.

    Thank God for the dozens of tank airbags!!

    Or your hard head.

    If I was in a tank that rolled…there aren’t enough Depends for that.

  186. So you’re riding around with your body half outside like Donald Sutherland in Kelley’s Heros?

    That shows you how much I know about Armored Vehicles that I have to use Kelley’s Heros as a reference.

  187. How the hell do you get out if it? Is there a hatch on the bottom or rear?

  188. Yeah, you have to ride with a pretty good portion of your body outside just to see anything. BCs are like gophers. They pop up and down all the time.

  189. Rosie – You ought to try rolling over in a H-3 helicopter in the water!

  190. There’s a hatch at the rear of the vehicle, a ramp at the rear of the vehicle, a hatch over the BC, a hatch over the gunner, a hatch over the driver, and a hatch over the troop compartment.

    But since the turret wasn’t aligned, I couldn’t get back to the troop compartment. We had to stabilize the vehicle, then crawl out the gunners hatch.

  191. Hey, Rosie, in Gatlinburg Sunday evening we went to a nice place that did caiparinhas. I ordered one for each of us. My friend thought they are too sweet. So he ordered his second with no sugar. My wife thought the soda water dilluted them too much. So her second had no soda water. My other friend thought the limes were overpowering so her second had a half of a lime. I like mine with no water and no ice. So that’s how I ordered my second.

    We left a huge tip. Got drunker than Lords that night.

    Thanks.

  192. I bet AAA was not happy to get that call.

  193. Rosie – You ought to try rolling over in a H-3 helicopter in the water!

    No thanks.

  194. nah, Scott. Flipping it back was pretty easy, and all it did was scratch the paint

  195. We need to have Rosie enlist in the bald-headed badass bastards brigade! You get a Kaybar knife, a John Wayne can opener and a carton of Marlboros.

  196. Hotspur, I didn’t put you in more hot water, did I?

  197. Fuckin’ BiW just called. He’s running late. Look, I dumped my mom in some bar to show up, why can’t you?

  198. There are very few things that I can’t make a joke about but this is one.

    http://tinyurl.com/28auw4a

    *curls up in ball in corner*

  199. I have a Kaybar knife and a military surplus can opener, will that do? You can keep the Marlboros.

  200. No, Rocket Babe. It was great fun and everything is cool. If you ever meet Lesley (and I hope you do) you will see that she is as laid back as it gets. I keep telling the story because it’s realy funny.

  201. Romy – You need to carry the Marlboros as pogie bait.

  202. Hey, Rosie, in Gatlinburg Sunday evening we went to a nice place that did caiparinhas. I ordered one for each of us. My friend thought they are too sweet. So he ordered his second with no sugar. My wife thought the soda water dilluted them too much. So her second had no soda water. My other friend thought the limes were overpowering so her second had a half of a lime. I like mine with no water and no ice. So that’s how I ordered my second.

    Hahahahaha. On a caiparinha night everyone bitches about the first one. No one bitches about the third one.

    I will be having those tomorrow to celebrate my liver’s 100th birthday.

  203. pogie?

  204. 87 F here today. It’s been a strange spring. We go from 50 to 87 and back again.

  205. Hahaha!
    Shamelessly stolen from Mongo over at Lex’s place

    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over the country has gone to hell, so now it’s a local call.”

  206. Cool, Hotspur. Mr. RFH has been lurking for a while and is slowly coming around on the Hostages. Meeting Cuffy and Mrs. Cuffy helped.

  207. ‘Sup, Goatsebusters?

  208. Nada Semen,

    Just a bunch of guys checking out roamy’s tolerance level for crudeness and lack of tact.

  209. Rosie – no the shoes aren’t custom. They just measure your foot and you’re good to go.

  210. Fuckin’ dead around here tonight.

  211. I’m here. Doesn’t that count for something?

  212. Just a bunch of guys checking out roamy’s tolerance level for crudeness and lack of tact.

    hahahahahaha, you don’t know the guys I work with. One of the contractors said he was in a meeting with his company execs about something to do with Airbus, when one of the pencil-neck paper-pushing dickwads exclaimed, “But we have a CONTRACT!” This contractor held up his index fingers up to his head like devil horns and answered, “Ha ha, yes, you signed the contract!”

  213. I didn’t see you over there, in the shadows.

  214. Fuckin’ dead around here tonight.

    MOM! SEAN IS LOOKING AT THE CORPSES IN OUR CRAWLSPACE AGAIN!!!

  215. That’s ‘cuase I’m a nija.

  216. I’m also three Indians and can’t spell.

    Run six miles= cheap date.

  217. ROmy – To answer your question: http://tinyurl.com/2apm6al

  218. sup fagolas? FARGIN ICEHOLES

  219. It is so exciting around here I am reading the federalist 45 and the Athenian constitution
    Fed 45 also references Achaean league constitution and The Lycian Confederacy.

    Goody more to read.

    To quote the late great Bart, Dance monkeys dance!

  220. By the way Rosarie, that picture of that young tennis player is one of the greatest images ever commited to film. She was awesome beyond mere words at that one shining moment in time.

  221. [what’s dave talking about?]

  222. Meeting Cuffy and Mrs. Cuffy helped.

    NOOOOOOOO!

    http://is.gd/bPdke

  223. Oops Publius (Madison) was wrong

    The number of individuals employed under the Constitution of the United States will be much smaller than the number employed under the particular States. There will consequently be less of personal influence on the side of the former than of the latter. The members of the legislative, executive, and judiciary departments of thirteen and more States, the justices of peace, officers of militia, ministerial officers of justice, with all the county, corporation, and town officers, for three millions and more of people, intermixed, and having particular acquaintance with every class and circle of people, must exceed, beyond all proportion, both in number and influence, those of every description who will be employed in the administration of the federal system.

  224. By the way Rosarie, that picture of that young tennis player is one of the greatest images ever commited to film. She was awesome beyond mere words at that one shining moment in time.

    Me and you…simpatico.

    When I first saw that pic I thought that there was no way that was real.

    God was very generous with her.

  225. It is so exciting around here I am reading the federalist 45 and the Athenian constitution

    I’m watching some paint dry.

  226. So how is SoCal Sean?
    It is hot here, those southern winds that are pushing the oil slick? Are from the equator or somethin.

  227. WordPress must have that new anti-biotic resistant strain of the clap. My shit is all fucked up and mid 90s lookin’.

  228. PG – It does it me occasionally too.

  229. It’s been mild and somewhat windy here, Vman.

  230. Ca rin, I said hi.

    Read Federalist 51 and get back to me. Handwritten notes.

  231. Fed 51 first paragraph
    TO WHAT expedient, then, shall we finally resort, for maintaining in practice the necessary partition of power among the several departments, as laid down in the Constitution? The only answer that can be given is, that as all these exterior provisions are found to be inadequate, the defect must be supplied, by so contriving the interior structure of the government as that its several constituent parts may, by their mutual relations, be the means of keeping each other in their proper places. Without presuming to undertake a full development of this important idea, I will hazard a few general observations, which may perhaps place it in a clearer light, and enable us to form a more correct judgment of the principles and structure of the government planned by the convention.

    I agree

  232. NOOOOOOOO!

    http://is.gd/bPdke

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    That’s totally you in 4 years.

  233. It’s been mild and somewhat windy here, Vman.

    Quit eating those damn bean burritos.

  234. *Tweets that Sean is watching paint dry*

    *people FREAK THE FUCK OUT because that’s what they’re doing*

    No way!

  235. Quit eating those damn bean burritos.

    Hey, I’m not the one who’s “blasting off.”

  236. I think Huckabee is getting fat again.

    I’m not voting for him if he’s going to be a fat ginger.

  237. Sean, what are you doing?

  238. *follows @Rosita on TwittyFaceWebSpace*

  239. Right now, I’m Cold Lampin’ With Flavor…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6zFE_eLy-A

  240. because that’s what they’re doing*

    HAHAHAAA! NO WAY!

  241. *Tweets that Sean is now following me @Rosita on TwittyFaceWebSpace*

    *chimps freak out and bite some face*

  242. I’m always amazed when Jean Reno is in a good movie. It’s a shame such an excellent actor has been in so many shitty movies.

  243. Follows Sean following Rosetta following Ace etc

    Crap!

  244. I’m always amazed when Jean Reno is in a good movie.

    Jean Reno was like maybe the worst attorney general ever. What are you talking about?

  245. I can recommend: Les rivières pourpres . The Crimson River

  246. How dare AZ defend itself – happening now:

    CASA GRANDE, AZ (KOLD) – A Pinal County Sheriff’s deputy was shot Friday near Interstate 8 near Arizona 84 after a traffic stop.

    When the deputy approached the vehicle, he was shot in the stomach with an AK-47, officials said.

    The deputy said in a radio transmission at about 4:30 p.m. that he had been shot by an undocumented immigrant in the desert, according to Phoenix media outlets.

    A search is on right now in the area for the suspect.

    The wounded deputy has been airlifted to a hospital.

    http://is.gd/bPfmz

  247. When the deputy approached the vehicle, he was shot in the stomach with an AK-47, officials said.

    That’s definitely a tea-bagger.

    *case closed*

  248. I actually have no idea how Twitter works. The clock on my Twitter is constantly blinking 12:00 because I don’t know how to set it. It confuses and scares me.

    GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

  249. I can recommend: Les rivières pourpres . The Crimson River

    I liked Wasabi.

  250. I always wondered where that NYC coffee cup came from:

    http://is.gd/bPfG0

  251. I actually have no idea how Twitter works. The clock on my Twitter is constantly blinking 12:00 because I don’t know how to set it. It confuses and scares me.

    GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

    I agree. I did like Twitters when I was younger.

    http://tinyurl.com/25wfbzd

  252. IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT

    It’s raining like a cheated-on-woman here.

  253. According to TwitChimp, the deputy is going to survive, and he returned fire hitting at least one of the “undocumented” illegal muthafucks.

  254. ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT

    Nobody gives a flying phuck!

  255. There is only one twitter account worth reading.

  256. Livestream of the search for the illegals here: http://bit.ly/deIF93

  257. I long for a simpler time. A time where we got our e-mails through PINE and downloaded porn from alt.binaries.

    *sigh*

  258. An AK-47 makes it sound as if the perp were connected to the drug trade.

    Either that or it’s a bitter clinger rethug.

    six of one half a dozen of the other

  259. I think it was a scandi

  260. “GIMME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER!” you’d say.

  261. I long for a simpler time. A time where we got our e-mails through PINE

    No way man, ELM rulz!!!11!!!

    * reignites smoldering Captain Commandline flame war *

  262. Nobody gives a flying phuck!

    Will you write that on my wall at SpaceFriendMonkeyCraig?

  263. I think it was a scandi

    Lutherns from Norway, no doubt. Or some crazy Calvinist!

  264. Why is Carmen Electra on Hannity?

    *cuts hooker*

  265. Rosetta, do you remember when me and ace theorized Huckandbuck lost his weight with a gastric bypass?

    Do you remember where you left your car keys?

  266. Rosetta, do you remember when me and ace theorized Huckandbuck lost his weight with a gastric bypass?

    I’d lay my money on stomach stapling. The little pouch that makes can end up expanding over time, and you can always regain the weight with liquid calories

  267. Why is Carmen Electra on Hannity?

    Go Hannity!!! Ride that ho like a …

    Oh.

    Nevermind.

  268. Name that hostage!!!!

  269. There is only one twitter account worth reading.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I can’t until Olbermann goes off on that racist.

    Rosetta, do you remember when me and ace theorized Huckandbuck lost his weight with a gastric bypass?

    No.

    Do you remember where you left your car keys?

    Yes. They’re right h…DAMMIT!!!

    Wait a seco….WHERE’S MY CAR!?!?!?

  270. Name that hostage!!!!

    x-cant-see-my-dong-tc?

  271. In our haste to worship at the alter of the female thingies, it is paramount that we stop occasionally and recognize them for their functionality. And shit.

  272. Gonna go watch Jeopardy. See youse guys later.

  273. Thats MCPO’s avatar!

  274. XBradTC at the Great Tacoma Meetup:

    BiW and Chris are no shows so far.

  275. http://minx.cc/?post=249077

  276. MOM!! PENDEJO’S RUINING BBF AGAIN WITH HUMAN BIOLOGY AND SHIT!!!

  277. PG – Why do you hate? Why do you feel the need to inflict pain on others?

  278. Thanks, PG. Thanks a lot.

    You know I can never unsee that.

  279. I’m going out for some drinks with people that I can mock in person.

    See you fuquars de hose tomorrow. Or later tonight after the nice lady from Craig’s List changes my diaper.

    http://tinyurl.com/2asrrao

    *yanks tree out of lawn*

  280. *yanks tree out of lawn*

    I hate those damn things. Weeds are one thing. Trees… those giant roots and shit.

    Hate them.

  281. Heh: @IMAO_ Anyway, my conclusion is thus: If you think a place is just like Nazi Germany, don’t try to sneak in there.

  282. Dandelions are the worst!!

    http://tinyurl.com/24czmeo

  283. Ol’ Frank J at IMAO make some damned good observations on life its ownself. I used to be daily over there, but then he got married and quit being quite as funny.

    Hey xbrad, how many indians are you in that pic you just posted? You’re glowing a little bit.

  284. XBrad, you have your Hostage shirt on, don’t you?

  285. Look at the muscle definition in that girls arms, shoulders, and thighs. Her BMI looks to be in the mid 20’s . And then…..all of a sudden………and .totally uncalled for……..are those magnificent mams.

  286. God’s perfect work… surgically destroyed.

  287. . . . and it dies.

  288. A man and woman looking to steal a private moment together sneak off into the dark woods one night. After some clumsy foreplay the man snaps “Wish we had a lantern”. To which his lover reveals “I wish we had too, you’ve been eating grass the past 10 minutes”

  289. Also, xbrad, who took the picture?

  290. Just started my second beer.

    And of course I’m wearing my Hostages shirt.

    Cathy went to a lot of trouble to make it for me.

    Sadly, Dolly did not make the trip.

  291. Self portrait

  292. xBrad – Did they show up yet??

  293. and .totally uncalled for

    Oh Sky, c’mon, don’t be jealous of the girls with big mams. It is unbecoming. And unnecessary. You are plenty sexy, and you know it.

    Trust me about this.

  294. And of course I’m wearing my Hostages shirt.

    Cathy went to a lot of trouble to make it for me.

    You could have taken a picture that shows the embroidery she worked so hard on.

    Sheesh.

  295. Michael – Do you have one of these?

    http://tinyurl.com/2dnlttb

  296. Your bets for the Kentucky Derby? I’m betting on Jackson Bend.

  297. Evenin’, Hostagefolks. *pours a round o’whiskey for everyone* Did I miss anything fun and exciting today?

  298. Ogabe is giving the commencement at UM tomorrow. One of my friends that is unaware of my rethuglican nature just called and offered me a couple of her spare tickets if I wanted to attend. I had to admit I wasn’t a fan, had plans anyhow, and I thanked her for the offer.

  299. Self Sweaty portrait

    Fixt.

  300. “Self Sweaty portrait”

    He does look hot there. My Hostage shirt looks to be made from nicer material.

  301. Evenin’, Hostagefolks. *pours a round o’whiskey for everyone* Did I miss anything fun and exciting today?

    *gulps whiskey*

    You missed some funbags and exciting, um, information about this day in history.

  302. He does look hot there. My Hostage shirt looks to be made from nicer material.

    You got one too?

    I mean, I’m certainly OK with that. I just told Cathy that under no circumstances should Wiserbud get one.

  303. Evenin’, Hostagefolks. *pours a round o’whiskey for everyone* Did I miss anything fun and exciting today?

    Well….I’ve been drinking my own damned whiskey all night. Which is much less sensual than drinking yours.

  304. Meatloaf (the food, not the dude) and tater tots are just about ready. Later h8ers.

  305. “Well….I’ve been drinking my own damned whiskey all night. Which is much less sensual than drinking yours.”

    Well, I’m here to save the day. Drink up.

  306. Don’t let your meat loaf. Dude.

  307. under no circumstances should Wiserbud get one.

    Get one what?

  308. Where the hell are BiW and ChrisP??

  309. “Where the hell are BiW and ChrisP??”

    I’m assuming xbrad killed them.

  310. This was a nice bar.

    I’m thinking it’s quickly becoming a gay bar.

    Ever since BiW and Chris showed up.

  311. Keep your ass against the juke box. That is my final answer.

  312. Ever since BiW and Chris showed up

    YAY!!! Have BiW buy a round. . . he can send the bill to Wiserbud!

  313. FRACK XBrad try again!

  314. well shoot

  315. Tire tracks all across your back
    I can see you had your fun.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0aMB_hnoIc

  316. I set it up with BiW to call during the meetup and say, “It’s Dolly! BAAAAA!!! You left me!!! BAAAAA!!!!” When I call, XBrad’s gone out for a smoke. Talked to Chrispy for a bit, then XBrad. XBrad decided it’s Clint’s phone acting up and hangs up on me. Calls me back and Verizon dumps him straight to voicemail. (pout)

  317. I’M NOT A BAD PERSON!

  318. The best laid plans of rocket chicks sometimes go astray.

  319. http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/some_friday_evening_rage.

    *drinks more whiskey*

  320. I’M NOT A BAD PERSON!

    HAHAHAHA! Devious isn’t necessarily bad!

  321. Chris: “I’ve got a dead cat that’s smarter than that guy…”

  322. Unintentional porn:

    http://www.holytaco.com/25-examples-unintentional-porn

  323. Dude! Buy a skivvie shirt!

  324. What happens after Mare and Pupster go on a date?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ImU5R3hEQk

  325. Chris: “I’ve got a dead cat that’s smarter than that guy…”

    Tell that motherfucker to say that to my face!!!!

  326. Xbrad, tell BiW that I miss him.

  327. Xbrad, tell BiW that I said bite a monkey.

  328. Sky, did that happen IRL or FB?

    woser, i love the gummi lighthouses

  329. woser, i love the gummi lighthouses

    You spell like you’re busy eating one right now…..

  330. It happened IRL, PA. I was literally shaking with rage.

  331. xBrad – Tell BiW that I missed him. Next time I”l use the shotgun!

  332. Sky – I know conservatives who are gay, Wiccan, Buddhists and just about everything else. Sounds like you ran into a dumbass who happens to declare himself a “real conservative.”

    * all rights reserved by Andi Sullivan and his glistening glutes

  333. I know he’s a dumbass, Chief. Doesn’t mean that attitude doesn’t piss me the fuck off.

  334. “real conservative”

    bingo

    It’s always amazed me that conservatives are *supposed* to agree on every single point. We don’t and most of us can agree to disagree. Most of us can agree to disagree with liberals. Except when I fight with my daughter on FB.

  335. Conservatism would be pretty boring – and dead pretty fucking quickly – if we didn’t allow for the exchange of ideas and growth from those ideas.

  336. Hell, we can’t even agree if the dead hookers go in the attic or the crawlspace!!

  337. You don’t keep the dead hookers in your house, Chief, duh. Then your house gets that dead-hooker smell.

  338. Chief, dead hookers make excellent garden fertilizer. I think Herself told me that.

  339. “Except when I fight with my daughter on FB.”

    *Giggle.*

  340. See what I mean? HAHAHAHAHA!

    Well, I’m extremely tired. Off to bed!

    G’night!

  341. It’s not funny, Clint! She told me she’s not hiding my comments, she’s deleting them. I still suspect a hospital switch at birth.

  342. Damn, PA. I mean, my mom and I get into it about politics on FB (really, really get into it – she thinks Teh Won isn’t “liberal enough”), but we at least leave our bickering out there for the world to see.

    At one point, I said something about DPUD in one of my statuses because we were having a chat on the blog during the Brown election. My mother found the blog … I got quite an earful.

  343. She just can’t leave my comments because she has no facts to contradict them. It’s all *feelings* or daily talking points and when that fails, diversion.
    I think if we’re going to argue there that no deletions should occur. It is funny though, we don’t argue IRL. Just on FB.

  344. I’m lucky. My daughter is probably at least as anti-progressive, if not more so, than I.

  345. My mom accused me of being racist once. I told her that my mother raised me better than that. Shut her up. Heh.

  346. *pokes poat with a stick* Did I kill it?

  347. I’d comment, but I have to go clean up cat puke.

  348. Don’t know, but I’m giving up and going to bed. Derby Day tomorrow.

  349. i’m tired. i think i’m out, too.

    Goodnight, all

  350. G’night, PA, Romy. Good luck with the cat puke, leon.

  351. Goodnight, all, too. Kentucky Derby is still an all day event at our abode. Love it. Hope all of you pick a winner in it.

  352. By the way, Ember, your rant was excellent.

  353. Aww, fanks, Clint. I ate a Zero bar to ensure I had enough energy for it.

  354. Goodnight, all, too. Kentucky Derby is still an all day event at our abode. Love it. Hope all of you pick a winner in it.

    G’night, um, horsefucker.

  355. Stalker! *pours Sean some whiskey* Yay, someone to keep me company!

  356. *gulps whiskey*

    Thanks, Ember! What do you wanna talk about?

  357. I dunno. Stuff? I like stuff.

  358. I used to have a subscription to Stuff. It was Maxim’s retarded younger brother.

  359. Well-played, sir. Well-played. *pours s’more whiskey*

  360. *gulps whiskey*

    I s’pose it would be stretching things to suggest that Maxim is Esquire’s inbred cousin via an unholy threesome between Cosmo, The Sporting News, and Playboy…

  361. That’s rather bizarre. How drunk was The Sporting News that night?

  362. Pretty drunk. And Cosmo had to put on a robe and explain that they were all just “horsing around” when Highlights For Children opened the door after having a bad dream.

    (Damn, I feel really dirty after writing that joke.)

  363. You’d think Playboy would be, er, versed enough in such matters to remember to lock the door.

  364. I blame The Sporting News. At least Playboy brought protection.

  365. And Cosmo, as always, was just the drunk slut at the bar.

  366. Oh, and Reader’s Digest was supposed to be watching Highlights, but it fell asleep in the recliner while watching Touched By An Angel.

  367. You can’t blame Reader’s Digest. Rolling Stone promised to have Seventeen home by midnight. It was just worried.

  368. You know what Rolling Stone loves about Seventeen? It keeps getting older, but Seventeen stays the same age.

  369. And, of course, Rolling Stone and Seventeen are always off getting high with The Weekly World News.

  370. Meanwhile, Car & Driver has a small penis. Oh, and they happen to be doing a test drive of the new Porsche!

  371. People and Us Weekly are hanging out in the bathroom gossipping about Car & Driver’s small penis right now!

  372. Penthouse Letters is currently out on a camping trip, and it can’t believe what happened after Redbook, Glamour, and Elle stumbled into its tent after a sudden rainstorm!

  373. Martha Stewart Living and O, The Oprah Magazine won’t stop giving me bad advice.

  374. USA Today is just sitting outside of wiserbud’s hotel room, waiting patiently.

  375. I have to go to bed. This personifying of magazines is making my head hurt. Plus, I have a ton of shit to do tomorrow.

    *leaves whiskey on the windowsill* Sweet dreams, stalker.

  376. *gulps whiskey*

    Thanks for playing along with the mini-joke thread! It was fun.

  377. OK, ChrisP and BiW are starting to tounge each other and give one another handies in the bar.

    Time to go home.

  378. Time to go and get a beer.

  379. Back from beer. Where is erveryone?

    IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!!

    SHATNER WAS RIGHT!!!!! THERE WAS A DUDE IN FUZZY JAMMIES ON THE WING OF THE PLANE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!

    I”M PROBABLY A ACTUALLY A ROBOT OR SOME JUNK!!!!!

    *wakes up, and something incredibly ironic happens to me*

    *in black & white*

    Ohhhhhhhh, snap!!!!!!!!!!

  380. Hahahahaha! The magazine thing is fucking hilarious. Well done. My personal favorite:

    “You know what Rolling Stone loves about Seventeen? It keeps getting older, but Seventeen stays the same age.”

  381. زورونا في شبكة ومنتديات عراقي

    http://www.iraqivb.net/vb

    يوجد لدينا برامج واغاني ومواضيع عامه وكل شيئ

    تفضل بزيارة موقع الاسرة العراقية


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