This Is a Post About Blue Cheese

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Due to illness, the part of Cuffy’s Ass will be played by Swiss Cheese.

355 Comments

  1. AUTHOR!! AUTHOR!!!

  2. I hate blue cheese. This poat blows.

  3. REEEEE-COLA!

  4. I hate blue cheese, too. Yick.

  5. Isn’t blue cheese just moldy white cheese?

  6. Porterhouse on the grill, onions and mushrooms sauteeing in olive oil.

    Blue cheese dressing for the salad.

  7. Ok, I’m gonna do a half-marathon this summer. Which one to do? The good ones aren’t until the fall. I was hoping for something sooner.

  8. I can take Saga at times. But blue cheese is just yuck.

  9. I tried blue cheese once and about GAKKed.

  10. I’m kinda pissy ’cause a buddy was going to get me on a relay team for the Detroit marathon. Well, they’ve pooped out and are all out of shape.

    The half marathon in Detroit is big bucks. Sigh.

  11. but, dang. How farkin long does it take to get in shape to run 6 miles? The race isn’t until the end of October.

  12. Better on buffalo wings, I’ll give you that.

  13. I tried brie once and had to immediately spit it out. Brrrr…

  14. *tackles Car In, give her the “gay dwarf killed by taxi”*

  15. Saga is yummy. It’s like a brie with just a tidge of Blue cheese. It’s yummy.

  16. Colston? Brie? Yorkshire Blue? Cheshire Blue?

  17. but, dang. How farkin long does it take to get in shape to run 6 miles?

    At my age? A year.

  18. Brie is good baked with honey on top.

    Steps
    1. Spark a big bowl of weed
    2. Pour honey on yourself
    3. Eat brie

  19. “Steps
    1. Spark a big bowl of weed
    2. Pour honey on yourself
    3. Eat brie”

    Bwahahahaha! +1.

  20. *tackles Car In, give her the “gay dwarf killed by taxi”*

    [Puts rosie in a body lock]

    Oh yes. I’ve been working out you know.

  21. “gay dwarf killed by taxi

    Now that you mention it, you do look a lot like that guy. Separated at birth like those twins in ‘Little People Big World’.

  22. The half marathon in Detroit is big bucks. Sigh.

    I like how it starts at midnight and the starter yells “ZOMG RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!11!!”.

    Fun.

  23. Uhm. Cough.

    I don’t judge.

  24. Mmm. Dinner time. BBL.

  25. “Steps
    1. Spark a big bowl of weed
    2. Pour honey on yourself
    3. Eat brie”

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Bwahahahaha! +1.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

  26. Actually, the Detroit marathon is not only in daylight (when all the thugs are still sleeping off the drunk) but it also does much of the milage over in Windsor.

  27. Current NHL hockey is some Eurofag exhibition. This is real hockey:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTuZEZ3t5II&feature=related

  28. I tried brie once and had to immediately spit it out. Brrrr…

    ACK!

  29. Mrs Rosetta is going to the Lake of the Ozarks with her girlfriends this weekend. You know what that means?

    CHEAP HOOKERS FROM CRAIG’S LIST DANCE PARTY!!!!

  30. No to blue cheese? WTF? Aren’t you guys from like, the cheese state?

  31. Wisconsin is the cheese state.

    Michigan is to the east of that.

  32. MCPO I thought Eurofag was reserved for soccer.

  33. Mrs Rosetta is going to the Lake of the Ozarks with her girlfriends this weekend. Y

    You fell for that?

    I mean, I hope she has a nice time.

  34. Is blue cheese the same as bleu cheese?

    I heard that one time Dave blew cheese but I know that’s not the same.

  35. I am home alone this weekend too.

  36. Potay-to, potah-to.

  37. I mean, I hope she has a nice time.

    It’s the annual bra and panty tickle fight.

    Right?

  38. Pictures or it didn’t happen.

  39. I am home alone this weekend too.

    Is laurenw going to Lake of the Ozarks?

  40. Also, important truck update: $3,352 bucks, repair, not totaled.

    Watch out for deer.

  41. Huh, there is a pool boy convention the same weekend.

  42. I love bleu cheese, roquefort, stilton, gorgonzola…

  43. I am home alone this weekend too.

    Is LauraW going in for a hump reshaping?

  44. My daughter found a deer out by my garden a few hours ago.

    stupid deer.

  45. *tackles PatriciaAnnabella, gives her the “stilton wedge”*

  46. We were thinking of getting a pool so its important.

  47. I love bleu cheese, roquefort, stilton, gorgonzola…

    I tried gorgonzola once. Thought I’d accidentally bitten into a stick of anti-perspirant.

  48. My daughter found a deer out by my garden a few hours ago.

    A doe? A deer? A female deer?

  49. “gives her the “stilton wedge”

    I’m protected. Penicillin.

  50. Yes, I believe it was.

    I saw it when I was driving up, and it didn’t run away. Apparently it was really interested in something in my garden.

  51. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

    You knew this was coming.

  52. gorgonzolla is excellent in salads.

  53. Hahahahahahaha! Check out the ad at the top of this poast:

    http://tinyurl.com/2bnsrod

  54. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0
    You knew this was coming.

    I did not.

    Liar.

  55. I love when Olbermann mocks Beck.

    There are more people playing staple jenga while watching Beck than all the people that watch CountDouche.

  56. Ok. that’s it. Time for Jeff Buckley.

  57. I knew that was coming.

  58. OK, let me try to catch up.

    1. Bleu cheese is great, but let me just share one word about moldy cheeses: Stilton.

    2. *tackles Carin and gives her the “Michigan cheese rubdown*

    3. To Rosetta and Scott who are home alone — if you don’t go out, you lose your man card.

  59. Olberdouche is in Carolina red here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo3ANHxilI

  60. I fucking loathe blue cheese.

    Oh, and check out the snooty spelling from Bruce.

  61. Michael, could I borrow a cup of Stilton?

  62. I knew that was coming.

    Well, isn’t someone Mr. Smarty Pants.

    [looks for large body of water, and puts on my barefoot running shoes for added traction}

  63. I heartily recommend Stilton also, much better than gorgonzola, the dutch blue is good but Stilton is like butter blue cheese butter.

  64. Hey, Willie! You got any cheese?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soOEECew-1A

  65. Bleu cheese is the best on hot wings!

  66. To Rosetta and Scott who are home alone — if you don’t go out, you lose your man card.

    I’m taking Cathy to dinner and dancing and then quilting on Saturday night. What are you doing, Stroker Ace?

  67. It’s funny that I intentionally put up the worst post ever and these are the most on-topic comments ever.

    This blog is worse than IB.

  68. Yorkshire blue is excellent with malt crackers!

    http://tinyurl.com/2cstt8k

  69. Hey MCPO, where did you learn that Diner song that you linked the other night?

    I put it on my i-Pod and Mrs Rosetta digs it too. It’s a good one.

  70. >> looks for large body of water

    *points to Michael’s head

  71. BiW and me are meating Xbad tomorrow. We agreed to not buy drinks for Dolly, if he brings her along.

  72. Is there anything that doesn’t taste better with cheese on it?

    I didn’t think so.

  73. Rosie – You may want some musical accompaniment for your quilting.

    http://tinyurl.com/2733pss

  74. Is there anything that doesn’t taste better with cheese on it?

    I didn’t think so.

    Cap’n Crunch?

  75. Evenin’ homos.

  76. Bings Yorkshire blue

  77. Sean, Andy said hi.

  78. I’m taking Cathy to dinner and dancing and then quilting on Saturday night. What are you doing, Stroker Ace?

    Hitting on Laura. I need a wingman to keep Scott busy.

    Anyone? Sean? Bueller?

  79. Evenin’ homosapiens and Rosetta.

    FTFM

  80. Rosie – What color tutu are you wearing right now?

  81. Sean, Andy said hi.

    Hey, I only screw female farm animals.

  82. At the half, the Spurs are up by 13 over the Mavs. Dirk has four fouls.

  83. Oh nevermind, I see. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/23en8b3

  84. And the Spurs are playing at home.

    Meaning, life is good sometimes.

  85. Hey Andy, what’s wrong with your face?

    http://tinyurl.com/2emzm6c

  86. Yea!
    I have tomorrow off!

    Without pay! And another bid day! So working for nothing but hope! Yea!

  87. Rosie – What color tutu are you wearing right now?

    Shirlena Puce.

  88. Important Garden Report:

    Our elephant ears are coming up!!!

    I thought the bad freeze in Texas had killed them for sure.

  89. Did I post this pic of Chester giving Zeke the stink eye?
    Stink Eye

  90. When this blog starts making some money, I want to hire Morgan Freeman to read a thread.

  91. Finally. A cheese poat. Although you could have spared us Cuffy’s ass rodent.

  92. It’s new to me, Vmax.

  93. Hey Andy, what’s wrong with your face?

    Nothing. I was just modeling the latest eveningwear from Rosetta’s Gas Mask and Hose Emporium.

  94. Here is something most of you don’t know:

    You can go to any Whole Foods, buy any cheese from Holland, and it will be excellent. If you are shy about selecting fine cheeses, this rule works every time.

    You’re welcome.

  95. When this blog starts making some money, I want to hire Morgan Freeman to read a thread.

    I heard a Morgan Freeman ad for Ducks Unlimited on Dennis Miller’s show. Win-win-win.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDVQ_QEvgr0

  96. If this blog starts making money, I’m going to drive IB off a cliff and shoot myself in the head.

  97. *sticks foundue fork in Rosetta’s cheese cave*

  98. When this blog starts making some money, I want to hire Morgan Freeman to read a thread.

    Once I’ve heard Morgan Freeman say “Shirlena?” I can die a happy man.

  99. My back lot line is lined with ixora they all died in the freeze. I need to replant something. Any suggestions? Freeze tolerant?

  100. Tellin you!
    I am tellin' you!

  101. BTW, my prior advice about cheese really should be attributed to Cathy, whose father is Dutch and so she grew up with good cheeses in the house.

  102. If this blog starts making money, I’m going to drive Michael ride off a cliff after I shoot him in the head.

  103. I need to replant something. Any suggestions? Freeze tolerant?

    Douglas fir

  104. Any suggestions? Freeze tolerant?

    Is there a fence? Try trumpet vines. They will swarm it in a couple of years. Big showy orange blossoms.

  105. Mrs. Peel,
    You better accept my FaceChimp ‘Friending” or Xbad is gonna be dumped in a “BAD area” of Tacoma tomorrow night. Your results may vary. His will not. He will be a headline in the “TheComa” News Tribune. “Stranger Killed in Hilltop District in Tacoma”.
    It’s on you, Peelio!

  106. If this blog starts making money, I’m going to drive IB off a cliff and shoot myself in the head.

    Hahahahahaha.

    We’re about 2 days from sweet Vatican money.

    Here you go.

    http://tinyurl.com/26ggcpj

  107. 1/2 fence 1/2 hedge
    I am on a corner so my back yard is my neighbors side yard.
    You mean these orange things Michael?
    DSC_0993
    I thought they were orange coral vine. But I am a idiot.

  108. BTW, my prior advice about cheese really should be attributed to Cathy, whose father is Dutch and so she grew up with good cheeses in the house.

    Racist.

  109. If this blog starts making money, I’m going to drive Michael ride off a cliff after I shoot him in the head.

    If this blog starts making money, I’m going to meet MCPO in the parking lot of Applebee’s and steal his Senior Special money.

  110. You mean these orange things Michael?

    …but Doc, all I do is sit around eating Cheetos and watching porn.

  111. Vmaximus, what’s the new doggie’s name?

  112. These things bring big money when they are 40′ tall. Maybe I should plant for my retirement
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canary_Island_Date_Palm

  113. don’t do clarinet vines

  114. If this blog starts making money, I’m going to meet MCPO in the parking lot of Applebee’s and steal his Senior Special money.

    If this blog starts making money, I’m going to walk down to Tony Romo’s house and promise him a date with Rosetta.

  115. We’ll win the Superbowl.

  116. I think Obama caused the oil spill so when the New Orleans levies break again, it will be with sweet black gold so they can all make some money.

    At least that’s what I read at Lil’ Green Ow! My Balls!

  117. No, Vmax, I don’t think that’s a trumpet vine. The blossoms are larger and have sort of a, well, trumpet shape. They get real big.

  118. heheh
    Note: Prices are calculated at the rate of $40.00 per inch of Clear Trunk. Each tree’s finial measurement and cost is determined at the time the tree is trimmed & dug for shipment.
    http://www.hardypalmtrees.com/canary_island_date_palm.htm

  119. I heard that MCPO once gave an Asian woman the “orange coral vine”.

    http://tinyurl.com/265palr

    Sicko.

  120. Ok sorry Michael.

    I have heard speculation the world series will be Philly Tampa again.

    *Bings Trumpet Vine*

    Is that the angel trumpet that kids kill get high on?

    No it is not orange

  121. Vmax, are you drinking adult type beverages?

  122. Why the cocktail sausage fest?

  123. Who wants some blue cheese?

    http://tinyurl.com/24c5axv

  124. Of course Rosie
    I think I am at 8 indians

  125. Chester doing his seal imitation
    DSC_8051
    Seal the animal not Seal the singer

  126. I think I am at 8 indians

    *strangles one indian with trumpet vine*

    Next shot is on me!

  127. Hey Vmaxvine, what are you going to do with your day off tomorrow?

  128. Does shot #10 cause Rosie is paying

    I lost count! Do over!
    Chester hogging in on Zeke’s pic
    Chester and Zeke

  129. Vmax – How ’bout a nice Fraser fir?? http://tinyurl.com/2enwda2

  130. http://tinyurl.com/2fg379c

    ALLAHU AKTELETUBBY!!!!

  131. I lost count! Do over!

    Hahahahahahaha.

    You know why we’re not racists? We love indians.

  132. Yup. Dot and Feather.

  133. I have to meet a client an discuss a job I am starting Monday Rosetta, and I need to go calculate a job and figure a bid on another job.

    Then play with my tomatoes and peppers. I have 30+ Jalapinos that are ready to pick in a few days.

    Poppers!

  134. Spain got downgraded by Standard & Poor’s?

    Outrageous!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2chhkbh

  135. I think I’d like to watch this.

    http://is.gd/bNSj2

  136. We have these here MCPO
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_pine
    They burn real hot and will clear the stuff out of your chimney.

  137. My 3 year old is doing sit-ups and push-ups. Meanwhile, I am on H2 and Facechimp. Laziness FTW.

  138. Keep it up douche-bagger. How does a 335-100 House sound to you?

    http://tinyurl.com/28yjvnc

    Fucking asshole.

  139. Is that the angel trumpet that kids kill get high on?

    No it is not orange

    No, I’m talking about this trumpet vine.

    It’s sorta a maintenance-free weed,

  140. “And another bid day! So working for nothing but hope! Yea!”

    Welcome to my world. Today was good, keep the streak alive.

  141. I think I’d like to watch this.

    http://is.gd/bNSj2

    I just bought that and I will do a review.

    If I can stop feeling not worthy.

  142. Poppers!

    *huddles in fetal position at the bottom of running shower*

    *can’t believe it was Jeff Bridges all along, but his antique typewater gave it all away*

  143. yeah, I get that.

    I’ve been flying in and out of Killeen (Ft. Hood) for 20 years. The last 8 years I’ve seen a lot of tearful goodbyes, and a lot of tearful hellos.

    So much love.

  144. Keep it up douche-bagger.

    MOM!!! ROSETTA STOPPED READING MY BLOB AGAIN!!!

  145. 8? ok, seven. Shit. Something.

    NO MATH BITCHES

  146. “We’ll win the Superbowl.”

    They moved it to November?

  147. Then play with my tomatoes and peppers. I have 30+ Jalapenos that are ready to pick in a few days.

    Jalapenos are proof that God loves you but wants to give you an esophageal Indian Rug Burn.

    Fresh peppers are a good thing in life.

  148. >> They moved it to November?

    No. A date with Rosetta and Romo will kill himself.

  149. MOM!!! ROSETTA STOPPED READING MY BLOB AGAIN!!!

    …….gwardammit…..

  150. Good: http://bit.ly/9YIxyL

  151. Rosetta could take over that position. He just needs a couple star tattoos on the side of his head.

  152. HEY!!!! What’s with the new anti-Mexican sign-in bullshit to leave a comment???

    Fascist.

  153. . . . and lots of wavy hair like Liberace

    http://tinyurl.com/yfydkrb

  154. The chick who doesn’t blink!

  155. HEY!!!! What’s with the new anti-Mexican sign-in bullshit to leave a comment???

    If you’d been reading my blob(!) you’d have noticed the unrelenting shit storm of spam I’ve been subjected to for the past couple of months. The spammers would arrive by specifically Googling for wide open Typepad blogs and kept cycling new IP’s, so my bannings were useless.

  156. Dave, do Mrs. Dave a favor and pick one of these up ASAFP!

    http://bit.ly/avJclW

  157. I have some haberneros and some Ghost peppers that are seedlings. I eat Jalapinos like candy. Haberneros are next or my chili recipe.

  158. Andy is a giver.

  159. Tonights episode of FRINGE was outstanding. Sort of a live action Anime fable!

    ScottW – Listen the next time a Toyota commercial comes on and remember, I turned you onto this stuff 4 months ago.

  160. Hey, Cuffy, I didn’t know you were on Twitter. *follows*

  161. I HATE bkue cheese

  162. I have been on Cleveland-Massillon Rd. Norton, Ohio Michael.

    I as born and raised on Nimisilla Rd in Manchester Oh.

  163. That fart blanket would make for the most unholy dutch ovens.

  164. I use this one.

    O`le!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAmQEBJv_ac

  165. buke a mixture of blue and puke

  166. Hey, thanks, Sky! *follows back*

    *unfollows Rosetta and deletes his AngelFire account*

  167. I HATE bkue cheese

    You mean bukakke cheese?

  168. “You mean bukakke cheese?”

    You beat me to it, Chief. Heh.

  169. Good: http://bit.ly/9YIxyL

    That is excellent, my brother.

    I’m not one for hyperbole because I believe that most people are lazy and I don’t think that the Ultimate Shit will ever Hit The Fan.

    However it’s naive to not consider it. I joke about the fact that we have most of the guns, the money and the Constitution.

    They have MSNBC, race-baiting and cars that run on poop.

    Not only do we outnumber them, we out serious them.

    It would be good for everyone if those on the left put themselves in timeout before Daddy does.

  170. Blue Cheese dressing on Buffalo Wings? Smoking hot and way cool!

    Blue Cheese win!

    Stlton is still better

  171. “Hey, thanks, Sky! *follows back*”

    W00t. Now I have 20 whole followers! *does the happy dance*

  172. Keep it up douche-bagger. How does a 335-100 House sound to you?

    http://tinyurl.com/28yjvnc

    Fucking asshole.

    You like that?

    You’ll love this.

    http://threesurethingsoflife.wordpress.com/2010/04/29/when-one-hand-giveth-the-other/

    He’s doing his damnest to destroy anything that works in this country.

  173. Check this out Rosetta,
    My take on George
    http://isthisblogon.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/government-quotes/
    Cross posted on Carin’s place

  174. Bio Pan!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2c49v6x

  175. typewater. Blob. Cuffy, what are you drinking? Can I have some?

    http://is.gd/bNSj2
    Damn, the trailer alone was a 5-kleenex watch.

  176. Rosetta, check your FaceTwitcherSpaceChimp!

  177. *unfollows Rosetta and deletes his AngelFire account*

    *guh*

    *calls Al Gore*

    *gets answering machine*

    Godammit.

    Idiot.

    Hey Al, can you let me comment on Cuffy’s Farm Blob without having to put my dong in PayPal and then wear angel wings?

    Thank you in advance, Fat.

  178. I HATE bkue cheese

    Bukakke cheese is prolly the worst cheese of all.

  179. I’m a blobber — DON’T JUDGE ME!!!

  180. Bukakke cheese is prolly the worst cheese of all.

    Even if you are serving it?

  181. I’m a blobber — DON’T JUDGE ME!!!

    Towel.

  182. HI PA!! *gives you a cookie

  183. (side note: “blob” is the official term for “blog” in the Cuffy household. When asked what I’m doing, I invariably reply “reading blob poats, you towel!”)

  184. Thanks, Dave. Now I just need 4 dozen and 11 more for the dept. dessert table John signed up for next week. Grumble, grumble, grumble.

  185. Keep it up douche-bagger. How does a 335-100 House sound to you?

    Ya know what’s funny?

    I could send that clip to at least 6 Obamabots I know and they will totally agree with their Lord and Savior. It’s all still just a big fucking joke to them.

    Wait. Did I say “funny?”

    I meant “disgusting.”

  186. *goes to the stove

  187. You’ll love this.

    http://threesurethingsoflife.wordpress.com/2010/04/29/when-one-hand-giveth-the-other/

    And his opinion on anything business-related matters why?

    Obama couldn’t run a sword-swallowing collective in Barney Frank’s basement.

    Show me that fucker’s grades adjusted for the Sharpton-Jackson scale and if it’s anything above a C, I will make out with Andrea Mitchell.

  188. Dave, you know you’re my favorite non-Hostage, don’t you?

  189. aw shucks. You’re just my favorite.

  190. And his opinion on anything business-related matters why?

    Because he and the Killer Keystone Kommunists from Hell keep making it more expensive to do business, that’s why.

    -1,000,000 Nobels and your favorite rubber fist

  191. Shhhhh. He’s busy adding up hits profits to earnings ratios.

  192. My take on George
    http://isthisblogon.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/government-quotes/

    That has so much WIN, it’s hard to quantify.

  193. aw shucks. You’re just my favorite.

    *clears throat and walks into the room*

  194. keep making it more expensive to do business, that’s why.

    As it should be.

  195. aw shucks. You’re just my favorite.

    *clears throat and walks into the room*

    I toldja he’d break your heart.

  196. Now what should we talk about?

    *crosses fingers and hopes it’s that jagoff BiW*

  197. *clears throat and walks into the room*

    HEY! Wait a damned minute!!!!!!

  198. Now what should we talk about?

    Diets? Chickens? Squatters?

    Ooh! Oooh!

    How about this?

    http://tinyurl.com/3x3jznu

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  199. what do you do with that?

  200. wiser

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOhhgrM3bs

  201. Oh. And sohos, too ^

  202. I AM GONNA PUNCH SOMEBODY IN THEIR FAT FUCKING FACE IF THEY KEEP THIS SHIT UP:

    http://is.gd/bNWIV

  203. Widerbud,
    Be very careful about what you wish for. I’m just sayen’
    Later. Maybe tomorrow…

  204. tell us how you really feel about it Cuffy….

  205. wiser

    That little running gag is even funnier knowing PA doesn’t get it.

  206. I don’t get it

  207. Oh. And sohos, too

    hmmmmmm……..

    *second look at kitchen utensils…….

  208. *gets pad and pencil, sits down, crosses legs, looks Cuffy right in the eye*

  209. Patty Ann, you’re bringing some excellent funny to the Facechimps this fine evening.

  210. I don’t get it

    Get either very excited or PISSED THE FUCK OFF about the most mundane objects.

  211. Good night and good luck.

  212. Aw, thanks, Sky. Your hubby makes me laugh and laugh. You should keep him.

  213. KILLING SOMEONE

    http://tinyurl.com/27ecsfz

  214. Get either very excited or PISSED THE FUCK OFF about the most mundane objects.

    …..orrrrrr

    have endless and deathly boring discussions about your new [insert kitchen gadget here].

  215. fuck this shit

  216. ‘S’kinda why I married him. For all that he’s a ridiculous art fag spoken word poet, he’s a funny motherfucker.

  217. (Pssssst!! Um, Cuffy? I was kidding. Wiser’s the one who didn’t get it)

  218. How about this?

    http://tinyurl.com/3x3jznu

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMGOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!juan!!

  219. [insert kitchen gadget here].

    Not even if you say “Pretty Please”, you pervert.

  220. Hahahaha, BiW

  221. [insert kitchen gadget here].

    I’m willing to bet that PJM has that tattooed in a strategic location on her person.

  222. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!OnebyU2!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/2wxmlpq

  223. http://tinyurl.com/2wxmlpq

    *thud

  224. have endless and deathly boring discussions about your new [insert kitchen gadget here].

    THAT’S. FUCKING. IT. ULULULULULU!

    http://is.gd/bNXiC

  225. [insert kitchen gadget here].

    I’m willing to bet that PJM has that tattooed in a strategic location on her person.

    She’s has a tattoo on her mouth?

  226. She’s has a tattoo on her mouth?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

    damn, you are almost as funny as I am.

  227. you are both funny looking…does that count?

  228. THAT’S. FUCKING. IT. ULULULULULU!

    http://is.gd/bNXiC

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    WTF? ZOMG!!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/29pyauj

  229. you are both funny looking…does that count?

    No.

    Someday that might fade to ugl…nevermind.

  230. I once tweeted about the time I put a lemon in the green lime squeezer, and people were like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIAL?! and I was all ZOMG! YES!

  231. Cuffy, the yellow one was in my get well box. I own one and I know how to use it. Just sayin’

  232. SERIOUSLY POSTAL

    http://tinyurl.com/29hs8hf

  233. I once tweeted about the time I put a lemon in the green lime squeezer, and people were like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIAL?! and I was all ZOMG! YES!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    *orders green lime squeezer from Amazon*

    *Cuffy makes $0.05 because he Tweeted that shit*

    You owe me a nickle WHORE.

  234. what’s a “nickle whore”?

  235. So, mrs. wiserbud has difficulty finding shoes that fit, due to her wide feet. However, there is one brand that she’s found that fits her very well.

    According to her, there is a store in Vegas that sells that brand. So she asks me to go to that store and buy her a specific pair while I’m there.

    Being a truly wonderful person, I agree. So yesterday morning, before my meeting, I find the store on the rental car’s GPS and drive to the store. Couple of miles away from my hotel. It’s not there.

    So I call mrs. wiserbud and ask her for the address. She looks it up on some interwebbie thingy she has access to and gives it to me. I enter the address into the GPS and proceed to the new location. Just so happens, it is right across the street from the hotel that I stayed at the night before.

    It’s also out of business.

    Oh well. I tried.

  236. *pops over to Twitter to tweet about kitchen utensils. bitches.*

  237. sohos, it’s like a nickle back, except in a different place.

  238. I own one and I know how to use it. Just sayin’

    Bown-chicka-wow-wow!

    http://is.gd/bNXGA

  239. Rosanna, http://www.worldmarket.com/product/zoom.jsp?productId=3597561&prodZoomImg=p6010428

    Hahahahaha. I bought you a lot of crap from World Market because that place is like a flea market of fun, nice hippie shit. But the Meadowlark lemon squeezer came from Bed Bath & Shit.

  240. I was sooooo looking forward to shopping for a pair of women’s shoes.

    I was even more thrilled by the prosect of having to explain to the TSA agents why I had a pair of women’s shoes in my carry-on…..

  241. So, mrs. wiserbud has difficulty finding shoes that fit, due to her wide feet.

    The odds of this coming back to haunt you are 1 out of 1.

  242. I had the BEST compliment today. I took my bosses on a sales call to my orthopedic surgeon and as I was leaving he said “You realize that you are walking without the slightest limp”…YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  243. *strum*

  244. I was sooooo looking forward to shopping for a pair of women’s shoes.

    that is so very sweet wiserbabe…now you need to find out where online they sell those exact shoes and order wiserbride a pair and have them sent to her

  245. The odds of this coming back to haunt you are 1 out of 1.

    I’m going to try and get her to wear these to the meet-up.

    http://tinyurl.com/32s54g6

  246. “as I was leaving he said “You realize that you are walking without the slightest limp”…YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    That is super awesome.

  247. I love my lemon squeezer!

  248. what’s a “nickle whore”?

    xbrad’s plans Saturday night?

  249. where the fuck is my comment to wiser about his wifes shoes?

  250. sohos, do you know the name of the software you company uses yet?

  251. “I’m going to try and get her to wear these to the meet-up.”

    How are you going to get them off PJ?

  252. novarad?

  253. novarad?

    huh. never heard of it.

  254. Heh, sky really did tweet me some utensil funneh! I was about to go all Hostage over there … but thought it would freak some people the fuck out.

  255. order wiserbride a pair and have them sent to her

    You read my mind….

  256. I will check and see if that is right

  257. “I was about to go all Hostage over there … but thought it would freak some people the fuck out.”

    LOLbermann would get over it.

  258. How are you going to get them off PJ?

    My main concern is getting the complete pair, considering how little time they spend together.

  259. buncha shit talkers

  260. buncha shit talkers

    yikes, the eyeball actually looks meaner next to that blunt statement!

    Here:
    http://is.gd/bNYkp

  261. buncha shit talkers

    *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeech……….

  262. I love my lemon squeezer!

    I hope you dinnit already have one. We have that exact one and it kicks ass.

    You can juice anything in that sumbitch including key limes, regular limes, giant fucking limes, small lemons, medium lemons, large size lemons, the world’s smallest watermelon, cheese, a piece of cantaloupe shaped like a lemon, 9 grapes, a thing of peanuts, kiwi, wet bread, frozen goat’s milk ball and ham.

  263. buncha shit talkers

    http://is.gd/bNYnK

  264. Dave, The Way We Get By is EXCELLENT.

  265. You can juice anything in that sumbitch including key limes, regular limes, giant fucking limes, small lemons, medium lemons, large size lemons, the world’s smallest watermelon, cheese, a piece of cantaloupe shaped like a lemon, 9 grapes, a thing of peanuts, kiwi, wet bread, frozen goat’s milk ball and ham.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVUXPjFWfX4

  266. *tackles pajama momma, “squeezes her ham”*

  267. The frozen goat’s milk ball turned out really good.
    (didn’t have one and I LOVE cast iron enameled thingys!)

  268. I as born and raised on Nimisilla Rd in Manchester Oh.

    Jeebers, why did you say that in public?

    That’s they only gay district in Manchester!

  269. (didn’t have one and I LOVE cast iron enameled thingys!)

    http://tinyurl.com/2azcoo6

  270. By the way, the Spurs beat the Mavs by 10 points tonight and eliminated them from the playoffs.

    Which kinda means, Dave is my bitch.

  271. I’m going to try and get her to wear these to the meet-up.

    http://tinyurl.com/32s54g6

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

    5 minutes later…

    http://tinyurl.com/29ems7e

  272. I cut the cheese once … okay, maybe it was more than once. Does that count?

  273. That’s they only gay district in Manchester!

    Anyone else surprised by Michael’s knowledge of gay districts in Ohio?

  274. Anyone else surprised by Michael’s knowledge of gay districts in Ohio?

    That would be all of Ohio.

  275. I mean, we’re talking about the Mavs, the #2 seed in the Western Conference, getting used like little punk-ass bitches by the Spurs, the #7 seed.

    That’s gotta hurt for Dave. Real bad.

    Try to show him some love.

  276. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

    5 minutes later…

    Better version:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9x1Ql3jHWw

  277. Try to show him some love.

    fag.

  278. I mean, we’re talking about the Mavs, the #2 seed in the Western Conference, getting used like little punk-ass bitches by the Spurs, the #7 seed.

    *looks up “overcompenation”

    Yes. Definitely gay.

  279. overcompenation

    Dat be what all de rich white people get for dey bullshit jobs…..

  280. Good night, Batman and the rest of you!

    http://is.gd/bNZ7A

  281. We need some new wimmen here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ERegJ0Tow

  282. So, mrs. wiserbud has difficulty finding shoes that fit, due to her wide feet.

    Can’t tell you how much I am looking forward to meeting Mrs. Wiserbud again.

  283. Dat be what all de rich white people get for dey bullshit jobs…..

    I can’t wait to kill you.

  284. Note the title … bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIfUtFDPQ&feature=related

  285. I can’t wait to kill you.

    Well, obviously, you’re gonna need to make sure you get to me before Michael has a chance to chat with wiserbride.

  286. That’s honey ham to you biznitch!

  287. I’m hitting the sack like I was Kerry Marie on a buffet.

    Good night, ladies.

  288. Note the title … bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!

    Still classic.

  289. clintbird, did you watch that video all the way to the end?

  290. Note the title … bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Oh, man, that brings back memories…..

  291. I just did. I didn’t know you guys had produced that. Very funny.

  292. We need some new wimmen here.

    Nah, we just need a cat-fight amongst the wimmens we have.

    I suggest a fight between Sky and Peej.

    That would be fun.

    I’m pretty sure Sky will end up getting boob-slapped until she is unconscious. I will rescue her before she gets killed.

    This could be good.

  293. Very funny.

    See? SEE?????

  294. “I’m pretty sure Sky will end up getting boob-slapped until she is unconscious. I will rescue her before she gets killed.”

    Awful gentlemanly of you.

  295. PJM! You’re looking splendid again this evening:

  296. I suggest a fight between Sky and Peej.

    I’ll bring the jello.

  297. Awful gentlemanly of you.

    You know I love you. I would not let Peej boob-slap you to death. No way. I would draw my Kimber first, because I love you.

  298. Remember when PJ quit the Hostages for Lent?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDTF80AneY

  299. “You know I love you. I would not let Peej boob-slap you to death. No way. I would draw my Kimber first, because I love you.”

    Aww, Bruce, that is just damn sweet of you.

  300. I might let Peej boob-slap you for ten or fifteen minutes, just to check out those hooters.

    But I would stop her before it got lethal, because I love you.

  301. So, really, I should look at it as a win-win – you get to check out Peej’s hooters, and I don’t have to die.

  302. I mean, Sky, let’s face facts. If there is a political contest contest between you and Peej, it works like this:

    1. If the competition depends on who has the coolest, sexiest tats, you win.

    2. If the competition depends on who can boob-slap her opponent into submission, you lose.

    So, choose your battleground wisely if you are going up against Peej.

  303. As I recall, it was you who suggested that Peej and I fight. For your own pleasure. And, if we go for tats, I have to bare a significant amount of skin; if we go with boob-slapping, you see Peej’s boobs. Tell me this isn’t some sort of diabolical Bat-plan.

  304. So, really, I should look at it as a win-win – you get to check out Peej’s hooters, and I don’t have to die.

    Well, yeah, sorta.

    *shuffles feet*

    Sounds like fun to me.

  305. Tell me this isn’t some sort of diabolical Bat-plan.

    Nope. I’m Lutheran. There is a limit to the lies I can tell.

  306. I can’t wait to see Cathy again……

  307. So, Batman, when’s the Texas meat-up? And I can come, right?

  308. And I can come, right?

    With Michael?

    Doubtful.

  309. “With Michael?

    Doubtful.”

    Ba-dum-ching.

  310. Ba-dum-ching.

    You’re a great crowd. Try the veal.

  311. I should go to bed. See you hosefuckers tomorrow.

  312. This poat smells of mold and…spilled beer.

  313. Well, this intermittent internet access is enough to piss off a saint.

    **cuts the lady who graciously invited me into her home and lets me steal her wifi**

  314. So, Batman, when’s the Texas meat-up? And I can come, right?

    Yes.

    If you stay at my house, you will be in the “safe female wing,” which is the second-floor addition that the prior owners put over the three car garage. It has bathrooms. There are two bedrooms. There is floor space for air mattresses (which we already own) in the big family room. There is a wooden door that you can use to lock the entire area off. It is a safe zone.

    That’s where we will put the IB Wimmens.

  315. Eddie, are you in a better mood today? Is everything OK? Is there anything I can do?

  316. If you stay at my house, you will be in the “safe female wing,” which is the second-floor addition that the prior owners put over the three car garage. It has bathrooms. There are two bedrooms. There is floor space for air mattresses (which we already own) in the big family room. There is a wooden door that you can use to lock the entire area off. It is a safe zone.

    As opposed to the cave where you keep the teenage boy?

  317. I’m thinking the Texas Meet-Up will be early October, during the State Fair of Texas.

    We will probably talk about this in July in CT, and fix a date.

  318. Dammit, Michael.

    Pick a fricken’ date.

    And can I change my reservation from the Persimmon Room to the Ladies Wing?

  319. Brad and everybody:

    thanks for the concern.

    And to anything bad or negative in my path:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJghH1D44qU

    night

  320. Eddie, are you in a better mood today? Is everything OK? Is there anything I can do?

    You really want to ask him that? Because the answer is likely to include fucking yourself with a fucking fucktastic fuckbucket of motherfucking fuck fuck fuckity-McFuckle goat-AIDS infected rocket-powered dildos.

  321. Sean:

    heh. Thanks. I have to go to sleep now. But I already am feeling better. I am already feeling ready to shoulder the load once again. And I have something bouncing around in my head for tomorrow.

  322. Brad and everybody:

    thanks for the concern.

    I fucking stand corrected.

  323. As opposed to the cave where you keep the teenage boy?

    C.mon, i don’t have to offer anyone accommodations down there. This is a really big house. You can sleep outside on some chaise lounges by the pool. Just let me know, so I don’t turn on the Jackson Mosquito Control fogging system while you are out there.

  324. Nah.

    Eddie likes me.

    He’d just tell me to fuck off.

  325. C.mon, i don’t have to offer anyone accommodations down there. This is a really big house. You can sleep outside on some chaise lounges by the pool.

    Aw, but there’s no dinosaur or giant penny out there.

  326. And I bet the Batmobile isn’t parked in the side yard. The Batmotorhome, maybe, but that just isn’t the same.

  327. Batmotorhome

    Heh.

    So. Did I mention that I was served fresh crab, with drawn butter for dinner? How fresh was the crab, you ask?

    I heard the little fuckers screaming as they were tossed in the pot.

  328. How fresh was the crab, you ask?

    I heard the little fuckers screaming as they were tossed in the pot washed out with the special shampoo from the free clinic.

    Fixed.

  329. Sean,

    I don’t even know where the free clinic is.

    **scratches junk vigorously**

  330. *decides not to shake hands with b-rad next time we hang out*

  331. yeah, probably a good call.

    I guess after tomorrow, we’ll be able to call BiW and Chrispy “The Itchy and Scratchy Show”

  332. If you’re ever served a dish with a slice of habanero pepper and you decide to handle the pepper slice, don’t handle…anything…sensitive afterward.

  333. I generally try to steer clear of all habenero related items.

    Mostly cuz I’m racist.

  334. JFK was the same way. And, yet, all the sex. Unfair, huh?

  335. Huh?

  336. Like you don’t know that the resolution to the “Cuban Missile Crisis” didn’t involve the exchange of a bunch of stag films.

    JFK got a reel of “Honestly, Comrade, There are No Facial Warts During This Romp,” and Jack sent them a demo of household appliances being demonstrated by a nekkid broad with big hair.

    The main sticking point was that ours were in color and theirs were still b/w.

    True story.

  337. Wakey, wa —- OMFG! BANZAI!!!

    http://is.gd/bOloA

  338. Wakey wakey.

    I’ve decided that I’m really unhappy with this meetup thing that I won’t be at in July.

    Not. Happy. At. All.

  339. Cuffy. that’s my job.

  340. Comment by Sean M. on April 30, 2010 3:28 am

    JFK was the same way. And, yet, all the sex. Unfair, huh?

    Its is good to see SeaNm reaching out and has found a new DrugDealer….

  341. MOM!!!!!11!!!! Uncle Cuffy is Molesting the Internet AGAIN!!!!11111!!!

  342. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on April 30, 2010 12:02 am

    Anyone else surprised by Michael’s knowledge of gay districts in Ohio?

    That would be all of Ohio.

    *** Scratches Head ***

    I always thought there was something a little odd about Pupster, but I was thinkin’ it was just ’cause he is a DOG…..

  343. Comment by Sean M. on April 30, 2010 2:30 am

    *decides not to shake hands with b-rad next time we hang out*

    Rookie…..

  344. that’s my job.

    Welcome to the Obama Age!

    (I keed, Car in — I’ll not tread your turf again)

  345. A CHEESE Poat. Okay, people. I want to see Bank Statements Pronto. Just who did BrewFan have to bribe for some sympathy?

    *** Tosses Coffee on Counter ***

    *** Stomps off in a CatHuff ***

  346. Sox, five minutes after meeting BrewFan: http://tinyurl.com/ybcgn4d

  347. Poor Sox
    http://bacn.me/1fy2

  348. HAHAHA!! Both y’all!!! Ms. PattyAnn, please check your G-Mail.

    Off to MouseHunt….

  349. We scare Sox
    http://bacn.me/1fy4

  350. G’morning. I’m frying slices of ham, to be joined on a plate by eggs.

  351. I smell a fresh new poat.

  352. >> I’ve decided that I’m really unhappy with this meetup thing that I won’t be at in July.

    Well crap. It will likely be the best one ever, but it would be even better with you. Making me a sammich.


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