Captain Picard

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  1. FURST

  2. I had a hard time watching Conspiracy Theory because I didn’t want to acknowledge the possibility that Captain Picard was a bad guy.

    NOOOOOOOOOO

  3. Captain Picard is awesome.

    I will stand by that statement come hell or high water.

  4. FUCKIN SPACE PEN!!!11!!11!

  5. I think it was Jonah Goldberg who pointed out that TNG was most awesome because Picard’s accent proved that the English had conquered the French in the future.

  6. Mr. Beasn didn’t sprout body hair until he was in his 30s…that included a fullish goatee.
    The son takes after me in the hair department.

    Thought you would like to know coming out of hairless hump day.

    *waxes chest*

    Har.

  7. PBS just showed the umpteenth production of Hamlet. Picard was Claudius.

  8. Wil Wheaton hangs out on a forum that I frequent. He’s actually a very nice guy.

  9. Wil Wheaton’s old blog was the first place I ever left a comment, I think.

  10. *gives dave the stinkeye

  11. Picard was tiresome. Sisko on the other hand, was someone I would follow without wanting to kick in the poon.

  12. Stink Eye for the Dave Guy is my favorite show!

    (Wait, that was a dream. Or an acid trip. I can’t remember.)

  13. BiW, I’ll forgive you for saying nasty things about Picard only because I love you so much.

  14. Why is mesa looking at gay videos anyway?

  15. The first NASA test of the SPACE PEN!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/277kgxc

  16. BiW, I’ll forgive you for saying nasty things about Picard only because I love you so much.

    *gives BiW the Dave-eye*

  17. “*gives BiW the Dave-eye*”

    *puts whiskey out for her favorite stalker* No one could ever replace you as my favorite stalker, Sean.

  18. BiW, I’ll forgive you for saying nasty things about Picard only because I love you so much.

    Sky, my love, don’t get me wrong. I like Picard, I just couldn’t work for him. A little too much like a schoolmaster. Just like I like Kirk, but I’d be saying “Fer Chrisaskes, would you zip up your pants??? We have work to do here….”

    Sisko and Archer? Now those guys I could work for.

    Janeway? I would have muntinied in the first week and used her head for a fucking hood ornament for Voyager. How Chakotay went that long without at least breaking down once and secuumbing to the urge to beat her senseless, I’ll never know.

  19. I’m actually using Captain Picard in my wireless telecomm project. I had to simulate wireless channels and transmit a B&W (i.e., RACIST) image across them, so I used a goofy picture of Captain Picard. I wonder if my professor will be as amused as I am. Finishing up that paper now.

  20. I’d work for Mal Reynolds any day.

    ANY. DAY.

  21. I’m actually using Captain Picard in my wireless telecomm project. I had to simulate wireless channels and transmit a B&W (i.e., RACIST) image across them, so I used a goofy picture of Captain Picard. I wonder if my professor will be as amused as I am. Finishing up that paper now.

    Jean-Luc! Come quick! I need you!

  22. *gulps whiskey*

    Thanks, Ember!

    Picard was way cooler than Sisko, seeing as how he got to travel around the galaxy in an American-made starship rather than sitting around on a stinky, foreign-built space station and waiting for O’Brien and Michelle Obama to show up and save the series.

  23. “Sisko and Archer? Now those guys I could work for.”

    Sisko, sure. Absolutely. Benjamin Sisko was awesome, all that Emissary of the Prophet stuff aside. But Archer? Really?

  24. I’m sure everyone has seen the forwarded email of Kirk vs. Picard.

  25. I’d work for Mal Reynolds any day.

    ANY. DAY.

    Even on the Sabbath?

    YOU’RE GONNA BURN IN HELL!!!!!!

  26. Riker, mmmmm

  27. I like scrawny nerdy boys, which is probably why I always had a thing for Julian Bashir on DS9.

  28. I’m sure everyone has seen the forwarded email of Kirk vs. Picard.

    No, but I’ve seen several Lolcats. Same difference, right?

  29. Picard was way cooler than Sisko, seeing as how he got to travel around the galaxy in an American-made starship rather than sitting around on a stinky, foreign-built space station and waiting for O’Brien and Michelle Obama to show up and save the series.

    Picard was never a warrior-priest. Sisko was. If Picard was a religious figure, it would have been as a servant of the Vorlons…kind of like Sabastian, in “Comes the Inquisitor”. Picard couldn’t have fought the Dominion and lead the final assault on Cardassia. It just wasn’t in him.

    Sisko, sure. Absolutely. Benjamin Sisko was awesome, all that Emissary of the Prophet stuff aside. But Archer? Really?

    Archer was the guy who got them on their way. He is the one who forged the alliances and learned the hard way by making the mistakes. Perceptive, curious, on occaision rash and impetuous, but loyal to his crew unlike any other captain since.
    Every journey begins with a first step.

  30. Oh, BiW, my husband wanted me to pass on that he was very impressed with how you eviscerated my friend on the Facechimp.

  31. Oh, BiW, my husband wanted me to pass on that he was very impressed with how you eviscerated my friend on the Facechimp.

    I wish I could say that it was talent, but the fact is that the guy made it a little too easy.

  32. YOU’RE GONNA BURN IN HELL!!!!!!

    Yeah, but I’ll burn WITH Mal. Totally worth it.

    I liked Riker, but actually, my big crush was on Geordi. He was the problem solver, and he was always cheerful, and he never let anything stop him.

    I gave up on DS9 after a couple seasons. I’ll have to go back and watch the later seasons eventually. And I never watched Enterprise, because no one informed me that Dr. Sam Beckett was on it until the very last episode aired.

  33. Picard was never a warrior-priest. Sisko was. If Picard was a religious figure, it would have been as a servant of the Vorlons…kind of like Sabastian, in “Comes the Inquisitor”. Picard couldn’t have fought the Dominion and lead the final assault on Cardassia. It just wasn’t in him.

    Aaaaaaand…someone’s taking this far too seriously.

    Besides, Kirk would’ve kicked all their asses and screwed their alien chicks. I’m just saying is all.

  34. Besides, Kirk would’ve kicked all their asses and screwed their alien chicks. I’m just saying is all.

    Every week. In 44 minutes.

  35. Og not like Picard. No hair mean old. Og kill old people.

  36. I should get to bed.

    Don’t get too nerdy without me. I hate it when I miss all the nerdy.

  37. Every week. In 44 minutes.

    s’more than I get.

  38. Every week. In 44 minutes.

    s’more than I get.

    And he didn’t have to pay for it, either.

    *slides a box of matches toward Wiser*

  39. Serving on Picard’s Enterprise would be like having Michael for a captain.

  40. *slides a box of matches toward Wiser*

    FIre good. Fire clean pain from soul.

    burrrrrn…..

  41. Okay, Marvel vs. DC, any takers? And anybody who says “Image” is instantly disqualified.

    Don’t get too nerdy without me. I hate it when I miss all the nerdy.

    Oops.

  42. Serving on Picard’s Enterprise would be like having Michael for a captain.

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    Only with more gay.

  43. Fire bad.

    http://tinyurl.com/6xgrvd

  44. Okay, Marvel vs. DC, any takers?

    Used to like Marvel until they went loony. DC quickly followed, so I no longer care.

  45. Fire is friend.

  46. Ya know what’s really cool about the airport in Las Vegas?

    Smokin’ hot chicks EVERYWHERE!!!

    Ya know what sucks about the airport in Las Vegas?

    Same thing.

  47. I was gonna make espresso.

  48. Young Frankenstein is a brilliant movie. I am always amazed that YF and Blazing Saddles were both released in the same year and are two of the greatest comedies ever made.

  49. Mel was on a roll, yep.

    Safe travels ya homo.

    Dave out.

  50. BiW, that was a good takedown.

  51. Ya know what’s really cool about the airport in Las Vegas?

    That it’s not in Reno?

  52. Little something to hold y’all over ’til Friday:

    http://tinyurl.com/36hpuql

  53. L to R, Rosetta, DiT, wiserbud

    http://tinyurl.com/233o6rv

  54. That it’s not in Reno?

    I’ve been to Reno once.

    And that’s all I have to say about that.

  55. Cool but stupid.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYS8EGbgKU

  56. I wonder what size board those surfers are riding?

    http://tinyurl.com/2ft4qb9

  57. What I liked about the airport in Vegas was the video clip while you’re in the cattle line for security. Star Trek Experience was still open then. Klingons listening to their iPods, the knights from Excalibur having to turn in their swords and maces, and Wayne Newton.

  58. Okay, I gotta get some sleep. Good night, y’all.

  59. okay, gotta fly. {snicker}

    later, funtabulous friends.

  60. BiW, that was a good takedown.

    Dude pissed me off a little.

  61. Serving on Picard’s Enterprise would be like having Michael for a captain.

    If I were captain of the Enterprise, I would just let Mrs. Peel run it while I hung out in spaceport bars with Sky.


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